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83acb9 (1) No.5043>>5073 >>5797 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Is being raised by a single mother all it takes for Kirk to become a caricature of himself?

34e4ee (3) No.5044

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He's always been a caricature of himself. Star Trek fans know him to be a guy who mostly follows orders with the occasional exception. Everyone else, though, Flanderized him based on a few stand out scenes that most people kind knew. Thus he's pretty much always been a caricature of himself, to the general public at least.


919421 (5) No.5045

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Kirk's father would have never let him listen to Beastie Boys, even in the 23rd century, classical music genre is ruining our youth. Cuckid's father would let his little bastard listen to that shit.


a46131 (1) No.5073>>5078 >>5086

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>>5043 (OP)

>even in an illustration, wherein an artist can make things look however good he wants, the original crew still looks 1000% more classy than their JJ Trek counterparts

Feels good. Feels like vindication.


aaf216 (5) No.5078>>5086

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>>5073

>the original crew still looks 1000% more classy than their JJ Trek counterparts


4fc4d0 (3) No.5086>>5088

>>5078

>>5073

Its because they aren't smiling for no reason, and they look like adults. They are mature and focused on their mission. They are standing confidently with their heads up and chests out.

The JewJews look like a bunch of kids heading to a party. Only Bones and Sulu look somewhat refined, and guess what, they're the ones that look most like the old crew. They're standing tall with their chests out, and a look of relatively solid determination on their faces. Spock and Scott have their arms crossed like they are worried someone will insult them, and Kirk has his legs crossed like a fag. Crossed limbs is a sign of defensiveness and insecurity. Some people think it makes them look tough, but it just gives away that you are expecting some kind of personal attack. Spock should be the most stoic of them all, but even he seems to have a hint of a smile. Scott looks constipated. You'll notice in the top picture, only Chekhov has his arms crossed, and it makes him look out of place. In The JewJew pic, Chekhov has his hands in his pockets and his head down. He looks sheepish as fuck, like he's hoping no one will notice him. In my not so humble opinion, JewJew Chekhov is the biggest pussy in the entire picture. JewJew Uhura has decent body language, but she has the biggest goofiest grin of them all. Meanwhile, original Uhura looks like she has bigger balls than any of the JewJew crew.

Sad.

TL;DR: I agree.


aaf216 (5) No.5088>>5091

>>5086

>JewJew Uhura has decent body language, but she has the biggest goofiest grin of them all.

I enjoy her in Guardians of the Galaxy and other movies, but her "Bitch please!" version of Uhura is terrible. I don't believe that's her fault, though. I'm sure she was directed to do so by J.J. Hobgoblin.


919421 (5) No.5091>>5127

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>>5088

>but her "Bitch please!" version of Uhura is terrible


aaf216 (5) No.5127>>5138

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>>5091

Nice. Never heard of this before. Nothing like Uhura trying to impress Chef while screaming at her flunkies

Is it wrong that potty-mouth Uhura is making me hard as diamonds?


626103 (1) No.5138>>5142

>>5127

MACTRUCK TURNER IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE. PRETTY GOOD MOVIE. FIRST SCENE HAS YAPHET KOTTO GETTING SHOT AND STUMBLE WALKING AS HE DIES WITH THIS AWESOME CAMERA MOUNTED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.


919ac8 (2) No.5142>>5172

>>5138

WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS?


748906 (1) No.5172>>5182

>>5142

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL


919ac8 (2) No.5182>>5251

>>5172

No, it's newfag for PAY ATTENTION TO ME.


aaf216 (5) No.5251

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>>5182

Looks like it worked.


919421 (5) No.5435>>5482

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/132856257734278865/

>a bunch of Star Trek characters in animated form

>kind of a related thread so I dumping the link here

Deal with it.


34e4ee (3) No.5482>>5517 >>5519 >>5528

>>5435

Don't use pinterest, it's a fucking horrid site that locks content randomly behind demands that you make an account to see stuff.


4fc4d0 (3) No.5517>>5528

>>5482

Fuckineh. I avoid pinterest like the plague.

>This search result looks interesting.

<Oh it's pinterest. Nevermind.


919421 (5) No.5519>>5528

>>5482

>Don't use pinterest, it's a fucking horrid site that locks content randomly behind demands that you make an account to see stuff.

Just shit I find through image search links, not even my pages. I generally avoid using sites that require any sort of account.


20b139 (1) No.5523>>5755

Has anyone got the Dukat comics at all?


e37b7d (2) No.5528>>5560 >>5563 >>5590


919421 (5) No.5560>>5745

>>5528

Works for me without any special script? Click the "not now" on the login screen and click the images, the ones on the page I linked will open on their deviantart source. Others you can right-click "open image in new tab". I never had these problems. I don't even get the login prompt and need to click on "not now" when coming from an image search, maybe there's a cookie flag set there or exception for domain referral.


34e4ee (3) No.5563>>5745

>>5528

I'm not going to use a script to get a shitty website working. Pinterest is a shitty site without pop-ups blocking you without option to close them down.


4fc4d0 (3) No.5590>>5745

>>5528

Thanks. I'll give it a shot, but I wonder if it's even worth it.


e37b7d (2) No.5745

>>5560

>>5563

>>5590

I've been using it in Firefox without problems for a while, thought I'd share it.

I always got the login prompt so I was got mad and found that.


aaf216 (5) No.5755

>>5523

>Has anyone got the Dukat comics at all?

I might. Which company? IDW?


77f808 (1) No.5797

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>>5043 (OP)

well, single mothers are shit.


93243f (1) No.6006

Need to find that download link with the IDW comics.


f9e7ea (1) No.6591>>6592

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Weird crossovers but I dig it.


63223a (1) No.6592

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>>6591

>Star Trek/Planet of the Apes

I'd read it.




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