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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

File: 67541b09ee53d6e⋯.jpg (20.87 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 11378112_577055739064377_2….jpg)

83b5d4 No.40

Okay anons, who was clearly the best character in Star Trek? We all know it's going to be a Cardassian. Dukat or Garak?

cfbbfe No.42

i liked dukat even after he went insane

absolutely everything he did was justified

bajorans and the filthy feds are at fault

garak was overdone after a while, he's always the same "ooh look at me, i'm a lolsorandumb spy, i'm mysterious, nobody knows anything about me, hey dukat let me smash your daughter"


83b5d4 No.43

File: c0602ae56df12bb⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 705x530, 141:106, 2enxezd.jpg)

>>42

>Thinking even an insane Dukat was unlovable

Mean look at this face, how could you not love it?

Also

>Implying he did anything wrong

Bajoran Propaganda. The Occupation was a hoax! It was even proved with simple maths that nobody was exterminated!


cfbbfe No.45

>>43

>>Implying he did anything wrong

>he lost


83b5d4 No.49

File: 445e21a26e57651⋯.jpg (89.35 KB, 694x530, 347:265, 253.jpg)

>>45

Tell me, do you honestly believe that?


cfbbfe No.51

>>49

is bajor under cardassian rule right now?

do the bajorans wish the cardassians were helping them advance?

does sisko even have a pinch of respect for dukat?

yeah, i think he lost

at least he killed the worf/dax relationship


ca4760 No.54

>>51

>Killed Dax

He truly sacrificed everything to save us


c4db30 No.100

>>51

Bajor is the Federation problem now, I say he won in the end


cfbbfe No.101

>>100

hardly

the cardassians wanted to use bajor and it's people for work, and in return help them advance

the federation will just stick a diplomat and a few scientists there and then abandon it like it does with all it's backwater moons.

the majority of the federation is humans, do you really think they'll go out of their way for space jews?


c4db30 No.103

>>101

Bajorans are a mix of nogs and Muslims. Think that they will stay silent!


cfbbfe No.104

>>103

it's one thing to be a nog in a city that actually has whites in it, it's another thing to be a nog on a planet light years away from the federation core worlds


c4db30 No.107

>>104

>what is immigration


cfbbfe No.108

>>107

over that much distance? not as often as you'd need it for chimpouts


c4db30 No.109

>>108

Was there or was there not episodes devoted to their rapefugees?


cfbbfe No.110

>>109

during TNG there was a single bajoran in starfleet

their rapefugees weren't that many

by the end of DS9 i still can't see that many of them in fed space


c4db30 No.111

>>110

Did you watch the TNG? There was clearly a Bajoran problem.


2c4bcf No.112

>>110

There was several in Starfleet, also they were settling along Fed borders. By DS9 they were all back on Bajor but they also were encroaching in other's space. In particular they laid claim and tried to settle the Gamma Quadrant.


d81612 No.116

>>42

Garak should have taken on Section 31 while dressed like CIA


700db1 No.606

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FOR CARDASSIA!


a18879 No.608

>>606

Given what he did, I never understood why Garak and Dukat didn't take turns peeling Damar's skin off with a rusty razor blade.


cfbbfe No.609

>>608

he was a good friend

the one thing that all three of them shared in common was their patriotism for cardassia, if there's anything to learn from the eternal struggle it's that your country is important above all else


5e9abc No.654

File: fcbd7be1bf2c31b⋯.jpg (65.06 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Glorious Cardassia.jpg)

Why is Cardassia so beautiful?


e1090c No.674

File: acd5504e39377ce⋯.jpg (112.58 KB, 730x410, 73:41, 6275783971_94d62ea7ce_b-73….jpg)

>>654

It has a very appealing Ancient Egypt mixed with Art Deco style going on with a dash of futurism. I like it a lot. Wish we'd gotten to see more.


bbca11 No.730

>>110

A single bajoran is one bajoran too much


efeac7 No.771

File: 6b91ffeda2e960d⋯.gif (999.87 KB, 160x221, 160:221, startrek leeta.gif)

>>730

Can I keep Leeta on a leash if I promise to have her spayed?


0be513 No.774

File: 7bc4a791de3b57d⋯.jpg (19.28 KB, 236x270, 118:135, 857c4cc8e7a904aac2bdb6badb….jpg)

>>771

I think I know what to do with degenerates like you!


41998b No.777

File: 10ddf3c08ef4310⋯.jpg (19.5 KB, 448x352, 14:11, 1469253142960.jpg)

>>774

Come now Garak, surely a man of refined tastes such as yourself must admit that Bajoran women have a certain enjoyable quality to them.


b64aa1 No.778

File: 2f3a30504621ccc⋯.jpg (35.17 KB, 775x692, 775:692, Tora_Ziyal,_In_Purgatorys_….jpg)

>>777

Just don't take it too far


526bc0 No.794

File: d6f373d33c2ca77⋯.jpg (22.38 KB, 406x425, 406:425, Ro_Laren.jpg)

>>730

Wrong.


41998b No.796

File: be98e167a9bab31⋯.jpg (80.59 KB, 705x530, 141:106, 1469340494048-2.jpg)

>>778

mfw the writers had Dukat abandon his wife and 7 kids for this half Bajoran mongrel.


b64aa1 No.804

File: a9e23f0e591e33b⋯.gif (1009.88 KB, 233x226, 233:226, 1445344397772.gif)

>>796

She probably kicked him out and he spun it later that he gave up his family for Ziyal. I imagine it would kind of suck to be raising 7 kids alone then finding out that for him the Occupation was some giant bajorian pussy carosel ride. And if that's not bad enough, he wants to bring his half bajorian kid home, so everyone you know gets to know about it too. Humiliating.


eeed46 No.808

>>796

>>804

>Dukat abandon his wife and 7 kids for this half Bajoran mongrel.

Actually he didn't. When Dukat joined the Dominion he got them and his Bajeweran Half Breed.


41998b No.811

>>808

>>804

He chose to bring her back to Cardassia and have it all come out to be public knowledge. He really should have just shot Ziyal in that Breen mining camp.


efeac7 No.854

File: 85e19500169aaed⋯.jpg (10.4 KB, 270x230, 27:23, th.jpg)

>>777

>That get

>>774

Garak looks like Kryten, there.


94a477 No.1562

File: e5b9a90421523ea⋯.jpg (134.78 KB, 499x477, 499:477, Brent_Spiner_(Generations)….jpg)

>>40

Come on guys, Garak and Dukat are good but they aren't Data, Data (and all Brent Spiners characters through out the franchises) were really good


076c9e No.1566

>>1562

Brent, please. I know it's you.


94a477 No.1571

File: db9c57d1001eeeb⋯.jpg (208.07 KB, 1920x806, 960:403, generationshd1035.jpg)


efeac7 No.1596

File: a804aa362fe00e1⋯.png (590.97 KB, 575x536, 575:536, startrek brent spiner live….png)

>>1566

>Brent, please. I know it's you.

How awesome would that be, though? The man, the music, the legend, hobnobbing with us poor autists.

>>1562

When is the next season of Fresh Hell coming out?


ca6057 No.1601

>>1596

>hobnobbing with us poor autists.

I don't think he would ever actually post here. Even if he did, we would never know, since he would likely remain anonymous. Or if he did make it known that it was him, faggots from all over would be storming this place like crazy, which would ruin the board.

>When is the next season of Fresh Hell coming out?

Never. Never ever. He gave us two short seasons and dropped the show, leaving the entire audience in a fresh hell.


c0fb95 No.1602

Brent strikes me as the type of person who enjoys a good shitpost and I wouldn't be surprised if he was an oldfag.


ca6057 No.1604

>>1602

He certainly does seem the type, I just don't think he does his shitposting here. Though it is possible.


bc8d7a No.1605

>>1566

InB4 it's Gale Chord Schuler.


efeac7 No.1608

File: e75c3397c81faa3⋯.gif (726.68 KB, 350x209, 350:209, rod1.gif)

>>1601

No one would actually believe him unless he did the pic with timestamp thing…and maybe not even then.

I remember some old X-Files behind-the-scenes where Duchovny logged on to some panty-moistener fanfic site devoted to the show and said who he was. 100 autistic women and gay men immediately tore into him for "trying that old trick."

>leaving the entire audience in a fresh hell.

More of a stale hell at this point, Carlos.

>>1602

>Brent strikes me as the type of person who enjoys a good shitpost and I wouldn't be surprised if he was an oldfag.

Fucking this. My buddy back in high school ('89) once said "Brent Spiner is like us. Every day he goes to work and then goes home and watches TV."

>>1604

>I just don't think he does his shitposting here

Sadly, this is probably the last place he'd shitpost. We probably bring up all sorts of bad memories.

>>1605

>InB4 it's Gale Chord Schuler.

I had to look that up.

>mfw

Holy fucking shitballs.

>http://www.gabriellechana.com/

Brent's going to end up chained in her basement, isn't he?


a2222b No.1634

File: 9309a0ba513a4f3⋯.gif (427.53 KB, 500x383, 500:383, enemy of my enemy.gif)

Anyone disappointed it wasn't Garak who shot Dukat?


ca6057 No.1637

>>1608

>http://www.gabriellechana.com/

That webpage layout is an absolute eyesore.


efeac7 No.1660

>>1637

>That webpage layout is an absolute eyesore.

I think the layout is to the webpage as her mind is to reality.


e22638 No.1828

File: a1aaf32e5acacb2⋯.png (825.08 KB, 1891x969, 1891:969, gaze long into the abyss.png)

File: cbba37160d98b90⋯.png (165.75 KB, 468x494, 18:19, AAAAAAAAAA.png)

>>1608

>http://www.gabriellechana.com/


ca3b4c No.1880

>>1828

If we ever needed an Inquisition, this is the proof right here.


7d1289 No.2058

Daily reminder that the Federation forced the Cardassians to occupy Bajor because the Federation illegally settled rich resource worlds in Cardassian territory which the Cardassians badly needed.


efeac7 No.2062

>>1880

In the old days, there were sanitariums to keep these people off the streets. Now we have the internet.

>>2058

I often wonder how the hardcore trekkies would react if they ever came across us, the /pol/ of Star Trek. They'd probably declare jihad.


c0fb95 No.2085

>>2062

Considering most Trek sites across the internet this is perhaps the most active place. Face it, we are the hardcore Trekkies here.


efeac7 No.2102

File: 2b6e8bd1e059dd8⋯.png (684.5 KB, 780x557, 780:557, startrek arex lute.png)

>>2085

Perhaps you're right, but I've never been to a con or put on a uniform in my life.


efeac7 No.2103

File: ea0827576f98885⋯.png (398.04 KB, 716x378, 358:189, startrek I CAN'T TELL WHO ….png)

>>2102

What in the hell? Here's the pic I meant to use.


7b2caf No.2106

File: 5b593439111d2ca⋯.gif (987.04 KB, 500x300, 5:3, 1471511576412.gif)

>>42

I think that's actually part of the charm. Imagine understanding how the world really works, the truth of people and their natures, while everyone around you is painfully oblivious. And these painfully oblivious people constantly ask for you help because your skills in understanding the truth of the world can be extremely helpful to them, but you know if you ever try and pull them to fast to enlightenment, they'll crack, reject you, or just ignore it and sink deeper into denial.

That was Garak everyday of his life among the Bajorans and Federation. It made sense he was patronizing, speaking to them like they were children, telling grandiose stories and morality tales to educate them little by little.

It's also why he picked Bashir as a friend. Bashir, on some level, understood how the world was. It's why Section 31 wanted him as well. But what Garak understood and Section 31 didn't, is that Bashir chooses to believe the world is a better place. He buys into the Federation denial, by choice, because he hopes by believing it, he can make it real. But on some level, he knows the truth. And Garak finds this willful denial interesting.


efeac7 No.2114

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2106

>That was Garak everyday of his life among the Bajorans and Federation. It made sense he was patronizing, speaking to them like they were children, telling grandiose stories and morality tales to educate them little by little.

Don't forget he was hooked to the Orgasmatron 9000 for a few years in order to keep from going insane. This is what happened when it broke.

>trying to get a replacement through Quark cost some poor Cardie grunt his life, and absolutely zero fucks were given


db3c86 No.2178

>>2114

Was Garak gay for Bashir?


738f40 No.2179

>>2178

maybe, but he rawdogged Dukat's daughter too so I think he was a switch hitter. May have just done it to spread the space poz.


efeac7 No.2195

>>2178

>Was Garak gay for Bashir?

Garak was gay for intelligent conversation, which he'd been lacking until Bashir showed up. The fact that he could only find it with a genetically-altered super intelligence should tell everyone just how scary Garak actually was.


31739e No.2270

>>2195

That is actually a nice touch. The only thing that would complete Garak now is if he wore a mask.


36b17a No.2271

>>2179

>I think he was a switch hitter

All the best infiltration officers are


0be513 No.2324

>>2271

Wouldn't that make Kirk the greatest infiltration officer ever?


efeac7 No.2373

File: eb29f500108a5ff⋯.png (79.12 KB, 250x250, 1:1, bane garak.png)

>>2270

>The only thing that would complete Garak now is if he wore a mask.

On it.


c0fb95 No.2377

>>2373

Top kek.


efeac7 No.2378

>>2377

"Or perhapsh he'sh wondering why shomeone would phaser a man before throwing him out of a shuttle?"


7f7f65 No.2549

>>2378

Lot of loyalty for a hired Ferengi!


6d169f No.2611

>>2195

>The fact that he could only find it with a genetically-altered super intelligence should tell everyone just how scary Garak actually was

He was the protege of Enabran Tain for a reason. As much as they may have played him for comic relief for most of his screen time when you actually look at his character and backstory he's one of the most tragic figures in the franchise.


a1780b No.2813

>>2611

He could switch easily in and out of different personas depending on the situation.


8a41a2 No.3087

After watching bits of DS9 again I wonder why Quark never hired Garak to kill Brunt?


b132dd No.3092

File: 162be607004132e⋯.jpeg (84.38 KB, 640x638, 320:319, Quark.jpeg)

>>40

>We all know it's going to be a Cardassian

C'mon, the 40th post of all time on this board and you had to kill it like this. It was so young. Also, best character.


00cef9 No.3093

>>3087

they'd just replace brunt with another random ferengi that hates quark just as much


c0fb95 No.3311

>>3093

Still would be a scene I think everyone would like to see.

Brunt

>Time to pay your debts Quark, I am going to have my descrated remains, and then I am going to liquated you

Quark

>I don't fear you Brunt for you see I get to bring friends

<Brunt laughs as out pops Garak wearing a mask

Brunt

>Who the hell are you?

Garak

>I'm Bajor's reckoning!


41998b No.3370

>>3311

Bartender Quark, I'm F. C .A


48d5cb No.3388

File: ddce045642625be⋯.jpg (83 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class.jpg)

File: a9938fd9141676c⋯.jpg (81.61 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class02.jpg)

File: ea6cb38aa5cbc2c⋯.jpg (69.08 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class03.jpg)

File: 8a984847c7f381c⋯.jpg (92.11 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class04.jpg)

File: d2d81764c79ccd8⋯.jpg (67.31 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class05.jpg)

GALOR CLASS


48d5cb No.3389

File: 09570b8ffb2659c⋯.jpg (106.48 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class06.jpg)

File: c12991a2669f832⋯.jpg (67.46 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class07.jpg)

File: 6ffabb95e59881e⋯.jpg (69.67 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class08.jpg)

File: a581ae71efd4e59⋯.jpg (58.41 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class09.jpg)

File: 0aa04244860850b⋯.jpg (101.36 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Galor class10.jpg)


48d5cb No.3390

File: 9fb6bd292e76891⋯.jpg (125.24 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Gul Macet.jpg)

File: da00490677f69dd⋯.jpg (118.33 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Gul Madred02.jpg)

File: 854cb6e1146a436⋯.jpg (114.19 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassian gul.jpg)

File: 2c9fc381b21a3e2⋯.jpg (116.31 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassian Gul02.jpg)

File: a1a22c5d6735043⋯.jpg (97.98 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassian.jpg)


36b17a No.3408

File: 33f67e3854d5533⋯.jpg (129.45 KB, 600x810, 20:27, DS9 magazine vol11 with mo….jpg)

>>3390

1st and 5th pic, lol first gen Cardie armor. Is first Marc Alaimo? Is the last one Bane? :p


74f89e No.3412

File: bf4c2b3dfcfd1c5⋯.gif (400.7 KB, 402x302, 201:151, startrek riker the beard i….gif)

>>3408

>first gen Cardie armor.

They looked like beetles. And I forgot their stupid helmets. I can only imagine how that came to be removed, in-universe.

>"Okay, third item in the Peace Agreement: those fucking crown things."

>"You what?"

>"That fucking thing that looks like a metal g-string around your head. We won't agree to peace if you guys keep wearing that shit."

>"Fine, but only if you guys agree to punish the war criminal Miles O'Brien for the next decade."

>"It is agreed."


36eeee No.3422

>>3412

I swear O'Brien's life was turned into a Cardassian Entertainment show like the Truman Show, and simply called "O'Brien Must Suffer"


ca6057 No.3431

>>3412

>>3422

That actual makes a lot of sense.

>O'Brien suffers constantly during TNG and DS9

>O'Brien finally hits it big at the end of DS9 and gets a cushy job at Starfleet academy

>no one there to stop it since the Cardassian Union (and by extension, the treaty) has crumbled

I guess this is cannon now.


36eeee No.3434

>>3431

Keiko is a Cardassian Sleeper Agent


41998b No.3435

File: 03280c58fd5b24a⋯.jpg (22.51 KB, 400x397, 400:397, 1469253817231.jpg)

>>3431

>>3434

Suddenly it all makes sense.


ca6057 No.3436

>>3434

A harrowing thought, to be sure. It would be amazing if someone with some photoshop skills could make a Cardassian Keiko.


36eeee No.3438

>>3435

>>3436

The lore literally writes itself.


48d5cb No.3441

File: 44dde156a56e53d⋯.jpg (123 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassians.jpg)

File: 5d0490f28d8d31e⋯.jpg (113.36 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassians02.jpg)

File: 513df1083a6250f⋯.jpg (130.33 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassians03.jpg)

File: f7d98bd09581aca⋯.jpg (78.68 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, CardASSians04.jpg)

File: f887a3e9ec7c94f⋯.jpg (87.36 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Cardassian03.jpg)


36b17a No.3448

File: ee0a750402c9411⋯.jpg (270.58 KB, 643x876, 643:876, cardassian_shadow.jpg)

>>3438

>The lore literally writes itself.

Be wary of those lurking in the shadows.

>>3441

>first pic, Cardassian spring football tryouts


db5ff7 No.3449

File: b008fec35e3a63f⋯.png (372.92 KB, 600x800, 3:4, spidermara2_by_riseofdarkf….png)

>Cardassia

>sided with the Dominion

>you have access to advanced Dominion and Breen tech now

>obtain insane ship build technology, build up whole fleets really fast

>with their aid they weakened every power in the quadrant

>switch sides last minute to avoid being on the losers side

>technically part of the anti-Dom forces so you're free from consequences

>Treaty of Bajor keeps allows you to regain any lost territories

>also remain unoccupied, don't have to pay reparations too

>Cardassian military now bloated with veterans and war heroes

>military vs slaughtered civilian government in political theater means military dominance for a long time

>purges and later bombardment of the homeworld via the Dominion mean most of the Dissident Movement are long dead

>you can now also play the genocide card, which will infuriate the Bajoran's to no end

>the Federacucks will probably give you all the supplies to rebuild your homeword to lmfao

Couldn't have gone better for the Cardassia being honest, you're now stronger in a weaker universe without those pesky Civilians being able to do anything about, it's as if someone planned it.


36b17a No.3452

File: 6482fba673851f4⋯.jpg (6.14 MB, 3054x1992, 509:332, early_series_logo.jpg)

>>3449

>the Federacucks will probably give you all the supplies to rebuild your homeword to lmfao

There were even those episodes where the Maquis hijacked a shipment of twelve Federation industrial replicators which were being sent to Cardassia to provide relief in the wake of the Klingon-Cardassian War.

Some other episodes where the Federation gave farming equipment to Bajor, but the various factions wouldn't share the equipment and Kira had to go plea with them not to act like a bunch of africans hoarding gibs.


36b17a No.3453

File: 1b8392f640e31eb⋯.jpg (1.35 MB, 1408x1992, 176:249, obrien_family.jpg)

File: 93961533f37727e⋯.jpg (608.5 KB, 814x850, 407:425, keiko7.jpg)

File: 0b9a5736d27be94⋯.jpg (5.27 MB, 2094x3114, 349:519, keiko5.jpg)

File: 8ee36f6f06c8b14⋯.png (967.22 KB, 750x820, 75:82, secondskin2.png)

File: b25baeb7c031e36⋯.jpg (209.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ziyal.jpg)

>>3436

>It would be amazing if someone with some photoshop skills could make a Cardassian Keiko.

I gave it a try, but my technique looked like shit.

Ceucko O'Brien


4889bc No.3490

>>3452

So what you are saying is that Bajorans are niggers?


dc5690 No.3500

>>1634

little bit


31f25f No.4615

>>3449

Anymore to go with that pic?


800d69 No.4850

>>2178

Initially the writers wanted Bashir and Garak to have some kind of fling, but they got vetoed by the adults at the network who knew a faggot cardassian would go over like modern Hollywood.


800d69 No.4853

>>3490

>You know, I read a lot. Especially about things in, uh, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not, Bajorans … were spawned by niggers.

<Come again? [laughs]

>It's a fact. You see, Bajorans have Klingon blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Klingons conquered Bajor. And the Klingons are niggers.

<Yes…

>So you see, way back then, uh, Bajorans were like, uh, Baku from the Briar Patch. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Klingons moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Bajoran women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Bajorans still carry that nigger gene. Now this…


ff6e06 No.4862

File: 1a1ebd42eb5a980⋯.gif (453.72 KB, 368x208, 23:13, true.gif)

>>4853

>No, I'm, no, I'm quoting… history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

<I love this guy…

>Your ancestors are Pahtaks. Uh-huh.

<laughs

>Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Pahtak, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-Pahtak kid… now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part Zilm'kach.


01f660 No.4879

File: 24d8df3b9bcb55a⋯.gif (953.6 KB, 375x211, 375:211, barfspiderman.gif)

>>4850

>Initially the writers wanted Bashir and Garak to have some kind of fling


b8224c No.4907

>>4879

Garak swung both ways as part of his job.


ff6e06 No.7200

File: 1bcc042def8c41b⋯.jpg (175.13 KB, 1400x2292, 350:573, enigma-tales.jpg)

File: 7df2afcb54b20d8⋯.jpg (415.06 KB, 1399x2296, 1399:2296, enigma-tales-back.jpg)

The (((Bajorans))) are doubling down on their occuhoax figures.

>"Elim Garak has ascended to Castellan of the Cardassian Union…but despite his soaring popularity, the imminent publication of a report exposing his people's war crimes during the occupation on Bajor looks likely to set the military against him. Into this tense situation come Dr. Katherine Pulaski—visiting Cardassia Prime to accept an award on behalf of the team that solved the Andorian genetic crisis—and Dr. Peter Alden, formerly of Starfleet Intelligence. The two soon find themselves at odds with Garak and embroiled in the politics of the prestigious University of the Union, where a new head is about to be appointed."

>his people's war crimes

>setting up Dr. Pulaski as Garak's fucking foil

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1501152580


e5f43b No.7242

>>7200

>Garak versus the Cardassian Military

I can only picture a very one sided slaughter of the Military


8cf15f No.11686

File: d53fb0e23ff6dae⋯.png (165.64 KB, 795x1006, 795:1006, cardassian_girl_by_lauveia….png)

What's interesting about the Cardassians is that they go from being a Minor Power to a Regional Power rather quickly and that's before they joined the Dominion.

The amount of technological progress they made in less than a decade was staggering from having ships that could barely threaten a Federation warship to having vessels that could hold their own against even the best of the Major powers in the Quadrant. The fact that they were able to hold their own against the Klingons of all races was nothing short of impressive although there is arguments to be had that was down to Changeling sabotage of the Klingons and the Cardassians managing to weaponize Dukat's charm Of all the races in Trek they are by far the most resilient and tenacious, you really can't help but admire them. Although devastated from the Dominion War there is nothing to suggest that the Cardassians wouldn't quickly rise up to a position of power again.


bc86fe No.11707

>>4907

Braga veto’d that shit and made Garak just hetero.


8cf15f No.11708

>>11707

He was meant to be gay for the Obsidian Order


b9afb7 No.11712

>>794

Ro is only hot when you can't see her mole. She needs to have a cardassian vole gnaw that thing off her face.

>>1605

>>1608

>>1637

>>1828

>>1880

>>2062

Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on with this shit?

>>3412

It's better than that one weird fleshy pink cardassian from TNG


24cb89 No.11715

>>11708

What, not

CARDASSIA?


8cf15f No.11718

File: 40d8e7a07e44e3a⋯.png (525.51 KB, 720x900, 4:5, 3df403edb42c38d106fb1b4cd6….png)

>>11715

Cardassia is not something to be gay for, it's something to give your life for.


24cb89 No.11861

>Gul Emek smiles with teeth

A timber wolf indeed.


23812e No.12016

>Kardassians father is a tranny, their mother is a cuckoldress, and the daughters are both fucking multiple niggers.

>Cardassians are a glorious race with superior discipline, memory and a long heritage of victorious conquest.

It's almost like the writers wanted to make fun of them.


23812e No.12021

>>2195

It's one of the few times Cardassians are shown properly. As extremely intelligent, with picture perfect memory, which obviously would cause high performance but also… there are things a person is happy to forget.

>>2378

*airlock


24cb89 No.12022

File: 6c75eb79c85ee21⋯.png (355.27 KB, 526x700, 263:350, Reaction Vidya - Explain. ….png)


23812e No.12023

>>12022

Writers were cucks and couldn't handle their own characters being more awesome than them. Hence the G-string helmet.


8cf15f No.12025

>>12023

I felt the Cardassians managed to pull off the G-string helmet rather well.


24cb89 No.12070

>>12023

…But they removed those helmets.


8cf15f No.12071

>>12070

>Remove G-String

No wonder Dukat was such a pussy magnet.


c931ca No.12204

what was in those Cardassian eggs by the way?


6c96bb No.12221

>>778

>>796

It was understandable with the original actress.


3d08b8 No.12304

>>12204

cheese


eb0c7b No.12306

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>11712

>Ro is only hot when you can't see her mole. She needs to have a cardassian vole gnaw that thing off her face.

Uncle Buck is underrated.


17f85c No.12308

File: 9272f4b9390ea89⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.96 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, LinearIdealisticAmericanm….webm)


b9afb7 No.12309

>>12306

Holy shit. I didn't think anyone would get the reference!

>>12308

FUCKING SAVED


8cf15f No.12315

>>12308

>Bajoran Vedeks.webm


1e46b7 No.12316

>>12308

gobble gobble my nobble


abce66 No.12317

>>12308

>shit tattoos

it's not like I have a hangup or anything. :(


1bff6a No.12321

>>12308

Some fine Bajoran whorin' right there.


b9afb7 No.12378

>>12321

Just checking that sick palindrome of truth.


737a36 No.12406


2effb5 No.12656

>>12308

>Disgusting Hasperat porn

>No finely refined blue spoon porn


24cb89 No.12690

>>12656

Hey, Dukat wouldn't mind it in the least.


8cf15f No.12702

File: 26a5e8ba2b36d44⋯.webm (216.62 KB, 762x574, 381:287, Dukat's Pickup Line.webm)

>>12690

Dukat was a pussy magnet.


5f16d7 No.13210

>>12702

He had a /zoo/ fetish.


7ff6fe No.13827

Out of curiosity how would one cosplay as a Cardassian? Any tips and tricks?


423b6f No.14457

>>12656

>No finely refined blue spoon porn

Cardassian women had class, you'd have to look very hard indeed to find that sort of thing.


2b6e52 No.14463

File: 17f8fb801051cd3⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 20171225_200710.jpg)


9d933a No.14465

>>13827

Honest answer? Full face and shoulder casting, make a plaster mold of your head with it, followed by sculpting all the cardassian bits onto your head double, then casting those into silicone rubber prosthetics which you then apply to your face and color with paint and makeup.


8cf15f No.14468


704124 No.14568

File: 69469e49ad4dbc2⋯.png (196.89 KB, 500x376, 125:94, Commander_Amarao.png)

>>14463

>those eyebrows


587dcd No.14595

File: cb4196c56bcf365⋯.jpg (161.55 KB, 486x600, 81:100, cardassian_female_by_dieuc….jpg)

File: 6c28d3758d6ef23⋯.png (108.53 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_nuhvnkby271qduvu8o1….png)

File: e42ac573f16f88c⋯.jpg (138.37 KB, 540x713, 540:713, rando_cardassian1_by_janey….jpg)

>>14457

The only "nudes" I could picture of Cardassian women are tasteful ones done in the style of ancient Greek Goddesses. Sort of how you find a lot of the marble statues.


8470ee No.14602

>>14463

That's racist.


aa1b85 No.14648


487923 No.14774

>>14463

I can only imagine a /strek/ meetup at a gym where everyone tries to make gains while wearing a spoon on their forehead.


b9afb7 No.14799

>>14774

Can we wear nori eyebrows, too? If so, count me in.


60e5f9 No.16515

File: 566ab0c4e641cfc⋯.png (215.31 KB, 500x375, 4:3, ronald mcdonald..png)

>STD considers and make the klingon alt-right fascist drump-voter bogeyman. (Regardless of the prophet being black, and his ideas just being common sense)

<Cardassians are a fascist civilizacion of natural order, work for the common good, and authoritarian order.

If the STD writer made the Terran Empire as worse-than-hitler as possible (Except, you know, WITH BLACK PEOPLE & A FEMALE "EMPEROR"), I cant believe the destiny of the Cardassians in their hands. Then again, that would implie that STD last more than two seasons, and that the writer know about cardassians


a19ad8 No.16522

File: cb87f28132f3bae⋯.jpeg (99.71 KB, 766x960, 383:480, That last additional bit ….jpeg)

>>14595

>That first pic, with the flowing hair and dress.

>TFW you will never sit down with her, sharing a pot of red leaf tea as you discuss politics, literature, astronomy, and sculpture.

>Why live.


880ab7 No.16526

>>16522

>Why live.

vr porn?


a19ad8 No.16527

File: 62c9a10d12112f7⋯.png (909.04 KB, 913x601, 913:601, TFW SJWs think this is a c….png)

>>16526

Will the program be able to accurately simulate the conversational abilities of a well educated Cardassian young lady from a good family? Will she be able to lift the users spirits simply with her presence and a smile? Is her Yamok Sauce suitably sweet? What sort of force feedback does the program and equipment support? Given the previous question, is her cloaca specifically contoured, textured, and muscled to please the user? After a suitably romantic courtship and dream wedding of course

Pic not even vaguely related, but I found it while looking for something to post here and it was too funny not to share.


0e8079 No.16649

>>16522

The holodeck is the future anon.


87a551 No.17620

>search for screencap that shows Canadian sniffles are deadlier than the Bajoran occupation

>Like a faggot I don't have it saved

I'm sure one of you lovely anons have it available, no?


a19ad8 No.17623

>>1637

>That link

>Empress Gail Chord Schuler Official Website

>The Forbidden Abyss Part One: Brent Spiner & Vladimir Putin audio book available!

>Gails royal ancestry

>Brents albums for Gail

>Proof that Gail has the real Brent Spiner

>Jesus Christ Corrects Gail about her King James Bible Only Position

>Why Jesuits label me as a paranoid schizophrenic

>TRANSCRIPT OF FIRSTHAND TESTIMONY ABOUT DECEMBER 2011 NUKKAKE IN CANADA. CANADA'S FOX NEWS COVERED THIS IN DECEMBER 2011. JESUITS BLOCKED THE NEWS FROM REACHING THE REST OF THE WORLD.

>"The Nazi Party was staffed with Jesuits and high ranking Catholics. Marx, Engels, Stalin, Lenin & Fidel Castro also were all trained and guided by Jesuits." Jack Chick, Smokescreens. View 1 hr. preview & BRENT SPINER'S RAPE MOVIE.

>CLONE Lyudmila Putina DIFFERENT in COLORING from Larisa, Vladimir Putin's WIFE WHO DIED

>Vladimir Putin speaks in English more and more to show his support for me, and that I am not crazy to claim that he and I have a relationship. Video on this link shows his love for the great niece of aviator Howard Hughes.

I'm not even sure which emergency service would help here.


a19ad8 No.17624

>>11712

>Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on with this shit?

See >>17623


b8f681 No.17657

>>17623

Welcome to Wonderland.


658420 No.17852

>>17623

It's your mind on Warp.


8a10b3 No.18208

>>17623

/strek/ can speak Tamarian but not even they will attempt to decipher this autism.


79cf7a No.19639

>>18208

We should send in a Vulcan and make an attempt.


09d9d4 No.19651

>>17623

Gail's website is magnificent. But for anyone wondering, she is a legit schizo with probably some more issues. Spiner is actually aware of her and there's a video on youtube (can't be bothered to search for it now, but I'm guessing searching for "Brent Spiner con Gail" will give you the result) where someone asks him about her. He's diplomatic about it, doesn't come out and say she's nuts, but he obviously thinks she's very disturbed. And no wonder considering how much Gail has shat on his wife.


e7af17 No.19663

>>2062

Twenty sixtytwo. Remember that next time some commie piece of shit comes on here trying to claim /pol/strek/ is not and has never been.


31aba8 No.19679

>>12308

Sauce


e7af17 No.19702

>>19679

Some camwhore




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