/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>3344 (OP) (double checked)

<"I don't need this shitty show, I'm Bing Crosby's granddaughter, I'm better than this!"

>she wasn't better than this

>>3344 (OP)

> I never want to be on this piece of shit show ever again"?

>>3361

>Meanwhile at the Red Shoe Diaries…

<Just kidding, this all just a plot to become one of the series most favorite characters by setting myself up as the first primary character (well only) to die! (She thought it was Game of Thrones)

She was in Ray Donovan as a shicksa mistress/second wife to the "Evil Demented Jew" character. She looks like she's in her 60s.

Don't care. Sela a cute.

>>3394

>What's the sauce on this? I always thought she got shit-canned for her Playboy shoot.

Damn, never noticed those before, good conclusion, anon. Check out the bush on Tasha!

https://imgur.com/a/2GFbI

>>3394

I seem to recall hearing that the Playboy shoot was the excuse used rather than telling Entertainment Tonight that she was an impossibly bad fit. Gene the ass-tamer being a prude about Playboy strikes me as either incredibly hypocritical (which is possible) or just an excuse.

>>3414

>She's so damned androgynous, I'm not sure even /b/ could find her attractive.

>Another opportunity for Star Trek history rewrites… Tasha Yar becomes the first transgender member of Starfleet.

<starts shopping dicks on those pics

>>3457

I would totally suck Data's fully functional cock. No homo.

>>3417

>Tasha Yar becomes the first transgender member of Starfleet.

Fuck, don't give those freaks any ideas.

>>3457

>Sure ain't androgynous from the neck down

I don't know, man. I mean, I see the goods and everything, but I'm just not picking up the usual "This is a female: Regard her body thoughtfully with a view towards potential procreation" vibe off of them. She doesn't have a bad body, exactly, but it just doesn't trigger the glands like another woman with the exact same body might. I don't know. It's weird. Every sense I have is telling me I'm looking at a dude or something.

>nah, Brent Spiner still wins.

He looks like he'd be a cuddler.

>>3458

>I would totally suck Data's fully functional cock. No homo.

>>3471

There's nothing funny about homosex on a starship, Anon.

>>3472

Yeah. You're gay. You're a gay dogfucking faggot, and that's one of the most very gay's out there.

>>3475

Nothing /pol/ about it. Homosexuality only shows up in the Mirror Universe, which would mean that it's not accepted in the Prime Universe.

>>3477

Don't act like such a triggered homo Anon

>>3480

It's not that everything I don't like is gay, it's just that everything you like is gay.

>>3481

>The DS9 episode "Rejoined" featured prime universe Dax engaging in a lesbian relationship.

Not really, it was the memories of their heterosexual relation from when Dax was a dude from long ago resurging.

>>3483

So, I make ONE gay joke and everything I like is gay? I guess I can't argue with such flawless logic.

>>3484

This. If anything, it's gender fluid.

>>3486

>This thread got really gay

<is that why i'm aroused? dump your trek fap

>>3496

I forgot Shinzon was played by Tom Hardy

>>3487

>dump your trek fap

You have opened a dangerous door, ensign.

>All of these, to the best of my knowledge, are not fakes

>>3487

Trek fap, you say?

>>3532

Yeah, and you are unambiguously fixated on faggotry. I still love you, though.

>>3414

>Dennis Cosby is androgynous

she's not mannish, tbh… she just doesn't have the facial features that have tended to be favored since the 60's by the lecherous jews who run hollywood. She's what you might call a handsome beauty… like a Greek statue. She's actually pretty classic, tbh.

fun fact… she was supposed to play Troi and Marinara Certs was supposed to play Tasha Yar because puddin' head Gene saw Aliens and (being a cuck) was infatuated with Vasquez. He wanted a tough (Hispanic looking) female security chief, originally. It actually would have worked and when Dennis Cosby left the show, we would have been free of the Troi character (and her mom) and not to mention would have had a plausible reason for Riker to become depressed, get fat, and grow a beard like he did.

only wild card would have been where to put Worf going forward

>>3485

You make one gay joke about sucking cock and people think you're a fag? What a surprise.

>If anything, it's gender fluid

Now THIS makes you a hyperhomo.

>>3520

Second one looks like a "Slutty Oompa Loompa" Halloween costume.

>>3530

Didn't Jeri Ryan divorce her husband over him wanting to hang her from the ass via a buttplug hook, dangling from the ceiling as a bondage chandelier in a sex club for people to cum all over from the second story's inner balconies or something?

What a prude.

Anyone else prefer her fake nudes to be of her still as a Borg?

>>3414

>She's so damned androgynous

Tomboyish, yes. Androgynous, no.

>>3560

>That story coming out is the direct reason we had a president Obama. Chew over that one.

Jeri Ryan's butthole decide a presidential election. The future is now, gentlemen.

>>3561

>>3532

While all you say is true, you miss one important problem with declaring Data to be male.

He's a robot, not an organic. Its a C'est Ne Pas une pipe kind of thing.

Tthe thing is that while he look's like a human male, was designed to have human male characteristics and invoke thoughts of human male traits, he is fundamentally no more capable of being male than a door is. He is ultimately a machine made to look like a man buy is not a human let alone an organic, just like the picture of a pipe ultimately is not itself a pipe.

>>3576

>He is ultimately a machine made to look like a man buy is not a human let alone an organic, just like the picture of a pipe ultimately is not itself a pipe.

>I'm ultimately an organic machine made to look like a man, I have a penis and shoot seed. Remove the penis and the desire to shoot seed, what am I? An organic machine, consciousness is just an operating system, we're all basically running some version of Windows just with varying degrees of malware installed.

>>3577

He's right though. Data is an artificial being and if he wanted to could probably make himself a female body as easily as he made one for Lal.

>>3584

>But he did take hers which including kissing Riker.

>>3576

>he is fundamentally no more capable of being male than a door is.

Doors aren't fully functional and programmed in various techniques.

>>3557

>Didn't Jeri Ryan divorce her husband over him wanting to hang her from the ass via a buttplug hook, dangling from the ceiling as a bondage chandelier in a sex club for people to cum all over from the second story's inner balconies or something?

>>3560

>That story coming out is the direct reason we had a president Obama. Chew over that one.

Okay, either provide proof or stop fucking with me.

>>3594

Why do I come to this website?

So is this why I never see her in movies anymore?

>>3594

>>3560

If Obongo wasn't Senator, they would've found another #basednigger to take the role. His persona is completely manufactured. Look at him in this interview. Does he look like an up-and-coming go-getter? This was just 4 years before he was elected.

>>3603

I wonder why (((they))) even allow us to have fiction about people who fight for freedom and justice, when they've done everything to remove both from the world.

>>3594

The natural extension of these facts is :

- Obama as President and Democrat Congress first two years gave us Obamacare

- Obama baits and heckles Trump at 2011 White House Correspondent's Dinner which Trump takes personally as a challenge to run for President

- Right-wing opposition fueled by Obama eventually giving rise to new wave of nationalism

- Obama fueled right-wing opposition elects Trump

Jeri Ryan inadvertently gave us Obama, the new right-wing (alt-right, nationalism, etc.), /pol/, and Trump

Jeri Ryan is the rightful queen of /strek/

>>3634

>her character didn't have enough meat

That's for sure. Not in the right places, anyway.

>>3643

TopStrek! Not what I meant, but I agree.

>>3645

My initial thought was Denise Crosby looks like the white equivalent of Grace Jones nude.

While google image searching for a pic of Grace Jones nude I came across something even more disturbing…

While in Sydney, Dolph Lundgren became a bodyguard for Jamaican singer Grace Jones and began a relationship with her. Lundgren got a small debut role as a KGB henchman in the James Bond film A View to a Kill, in which Jones starred.

>>3666

>My initial thought was Denise Crosby looks like the white equivalent of Grace Jones nude.

As sad as this is to admit, if I was forced at gunpoint to choose between sex with Grace or Denise, I'd choose to have Lundgren kill me.

>>3666 (checked, satan)

>>3677 (checked)

denise crosby = grace jones, a swimming pool, too much chlorine. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

>>3683

>too much chlorine

Bleach would definitely be involved.

>>3673

"We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

The bridge lit up with a eerily green glow as several beings transported directly to the bridge deck, alarms firing as the ship became locked in place by powerful tractor beams. The security sprung to life and opened fire but it yielded no effect on the invaders. The officers charged the beings to defend their ship but met with powerful strikes that sent them flying across the room. The creatures were unlike anything they'd ever faced before. Three surrounded the Captain in her chair, staring with dead and empty eyes.

"You are the designated leader of this vessel. Rise."

"You've violated our space and attacked us." The Captain rose to her feet. "Why have you done this? We mean no harm to you or your people. Release us."

"You're desires are irrelevant" the Borg in front of the Captain answered. "You will adapt to service the Borg."

The Borg moved her hand to her shoulder and with a beep activated her mechanize chest plate. The main upper portion of her plate-clad armour lowered itself with a mechanical whirl, revealing two full, plump breasts underneath that sloshed out from the armour. One of the other Borg grabbed the Captain by the rough of her neck force her face into breast, squishing softly against her face. The third Borg force the Captain's mouth open and ensured that the nipple entered the mouth. The Borg with the exposed breast place her hand on the back of the Captain's head, and the nipple that was now swelling with liquids. Captain could not escape the mound of flesh in her mouth, and seemed unable to try to force her away now. Resistance had become futile as something relaxed the Captain, and her started drinking in the breasts offering with calmed sucking motions as her tongue wrapped its best around the nipple to savor the indescribable taste as it dripped out.

"We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Prepare to suckle." The bridge lit up with more transporting Borg, each one producing erect nipple breasts of all shape and size and chasing down the remainder of the crew to meet a similar fate.

I tried.

>>3703

>>3703

>"We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Prepare to suckle."

>>3703

>"Deanna's fine, Mom, but she can't compare with you."

>"You can't tell me that if you had the chance, you'd pick me over Deanna?" Beverly asked, feeling a warm tingle throughout her body as she felt Wesley's eyes covering her body.

>"I can do more than tell you…" Wesley said as he leaned forward and kissed Beverly.

>She was taken aback for a moment as she felt his lips press against her. Her dreams now had the reality of the holodeck - a reality that was all too solid.

>"Wes…" She exclaimed, a hesitation in her voice." "I'm your Mother."

>"You're also a woman…" Wesley replied as he dropped off the edge of the bed and stroked her arms. "Can you tell me you don't want it as much as I do?"

>" … No … I can't…" Beverly admitted, giving in totally to the fantasy.

…

>Beverly up off the floor, placing her on top of the examination table. Spreading her legs, he quickly replaced her fingers with his tongue. A small layer of girlcum already coated the red haired mound and Wes quickly licked it clean.

Beverly fingered her clit as Wes continued to lick away at the center of her sexuality, replacing the girljuice he had licked away with a fresh coat. Beverly was lost in ecstacy as she watched her son, or at least a computer created double go down on her. Never in all those forbidden dreams had she ever imagined it would feel this good.

>"Oh God, Wesley!" She cried out as his tongue found a particularly sensitive spot. "Lick it…..Lick your Mother's pussy!"

>Ten minutes passed as he did just that. Wave upon wave of girlcum erupted from Beverly, covering Wesley's face. Each new surge only drove him harder, determined to induce another

eruption.

>"I can't wait any more…." Beverly yelled as she held his head tight between her legs. "I need you inside me…….Now!"

>>3837

>"I need you inside me…….Now!"

"…again."

>>3837

>>4190

… and thus, with Wil's stamp of approval, the Fap to Bev Annual Appreciation thread was born, an event that would culminate with a week of Bev fap dumping leading up to a mass fap at the designated time, and strek users print their favorite fap and upload a pic of the tarnished image to measure turnout.

Make it so!

>>4191

>a week of Bev fap dumping leading

>a week

Good luck. You'll be into the dickgirl fakes by day two. Most thoughts of Beverly Crusher being a suitable lover died on "Data's Day" with her tapdance routine.

>>4244

>>4244

>Good luck. You'll be into the dickgirl fakes by day two.

Yes and?

>>4244

it's too late for me

but you can still save yourself

don't click the spoiler

I'm serious

it's a disease

you'll catch the gay

>>4278

>there's a ring around her feminine dick

Wouldn't that castrate her him it?

>>4302

>this pornography isn't logical enough

>>4302

anon you need to get out more

>>4345

>anon you need to get out more

Judging by that pic, I need to go out less.

>>4380

And by that, I mean "become a hermit."

>>3531

I agree too. I think some of those photos are decent, but that's because they're deliberately trying to make her look sexy. It took a professional photoshoot to make her look even remotely feminine. The rest of the time she's simply unappealing, and I say that as a guy who usually loves flat girls.

I lel'd at pic realated though.

>>4559

>nd I say that as a guy who usually loves flat girls.

But it's not even the tits. There's just something really, really male about her, like someone accidentally handed her a boy's aura when she was born or something.

>>3837

>Beverly slowed hefted the heavy chain above her head tugging a reluctant Leia towards the bed.

>Wesley lay upon the bed, nude, slow stroking himself in anticipation of the threesome he was about to partake in.

>Leia's gold bikini armor glistened in soft lighting of his mother's senior officer quarters, clanking as she fought against the collar and chain tugging her ever closer to Wesley's now throbbing member.

>Beverly climbed upon the bed standing with a foot to either side of Wesley's waist and hoisted Leia off the ground by the collar and pulled her towards Wesley's cock, attaching the chain to bed rest.

>Beverly fetched her medical kit, retrieving a opioid sedative to administer to the withdrawing Leia, and upon injection, her eyes rolled back in ecstasy.

>Wesley slipped the back of his hand around Leia's neck and forced his cock into her eager mouth, she reacted with a sudden vacuous intake of his member, all 9" of it. Beverly smiled in anticipation, disrobing herself revealing a bright red matching pair of lingerie.

>"Oh Wes, mommy's got a surprise for you…" said Beverly as climbed onto the bed and positioned herself over Wesley's face, pulling aside her red panties and exposing her ginger muff, plopping it down upon Wesley's face…

>"MURMPHHHHE" was all she heard from Wesley, reaching behind her and loosening the clad armor from Leia's chest, revealing her ample bosom.

>Leia gagged on Wesley's cock and came up gasping for air, as saliva dripped from her mouth and chest and down upon his throbbing member, already coated in a thick moist coating of her throat nectar.

>Wesley fought with the lower armor, his view obscured with the ginger muff in his eyes. Finally getting it free, Leia positioned herself and straddled Wesley's enormous 9" member, slowly forcing the saliva drenched cock into her tight hole while putting her hands on Bev's shoulders to steady herself. In a final effort she thrust back, and Wesley's balls responded in kind by slapping against her ass.

>Wesley knew he was luckiest Acting Ensign in Starfleet.

<On the next episode of ''Wesley's mom is kinda hot…" the adventure continues.

>>4577

she has an unusually strong jawline for a female, makes her look more maculine. The short hair probably emphasised that more. Personally, I never minded it.

I'm glad that I inadvertently kicked off the Strek Erotic Writing Society by writing a Borg Breastfeeding fanfic. This pleases me.