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You were a highly compensated member of Section 31 caught up in a sting trafficking Klingon minors to the Orion Syndicate for latinum to purchase black market weapons from the Ferengi to arm the Maquis terrorists. The Federation has disavowed all knowledge of you and the Klingons have sentenced you to serve out the remainder of your natural life on Rura Penthe. You've just arrived when…
▶ c71e9e (1) No.2802
Hit his face with my palm ala worf
▶ b7a1e7 (1) No.2803
>>2801 (OP)
Give him the counter sign, because this is my contact in the prison. Now that phase 1 is done, we can plan our assassination and exposure of the group who is running the slave ring from the safety of this corrupt institution.
▶ 6131d9 (1) No.2806>>2807
▶ 0f81be (8) No.2807
>>2806
>Weren't you dead?
Obviously not, and I'm about to slide my engorged barbed penis into your ass to prove it.
▶ 0f7aa6 (4) No.2853>>2928
>>2801 (OP)
>Blocks your path - what do you do?
Turn 360° and go to warp.
▶ ba55ff (1) No.2906
whip out my dick
2 can play at this game
▶ e0af6b (1) No.2928>>2930 >>2931 >>2943
>>2853
>Turn 360° and go to warp.
Just swirl around exactly one spin, you're back where you started, and then go to warp and the Klingon is blasted by energy and force and is left a bloody pool of sludge
▶ 0f7aa6 (4) No.2930>>2943
>>2928
>Just swirl around exactly one spin, you're back where you started
Man, I thought I'd found a newfag until I read the rest of your post.
>and then go to warp and the Klingon is blasted by energy and force and is left a bloody pool of sludge
Along with the rest of the planet! Qapla'!
▶ 0f81be (8) No.2931>>2943
>>2928
>and Barkley is blasted by furious thrusts and force and is left in a bloody pool of my splooge
▶ 0f7aa6 (4) No.2946>>2956
>>2943
Having a Klingon captain would be the worst.
>"Hailing frequencies o--"
>"FIRE!"
>"But…but sir! It's an escape p--!"
>"I SAID FIRE!"
▶ 8659fb (1) No.2956>>2960 >>2983
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>>2946
For all memes aside the Klingons throughout the shows and even films have shown tremendous restraint and control most of the time baring a few hotheads Hell they are the only race that has ever been shown to use coordinated attack patterns with their vessels successfully which would require a great deal of discipline.
▶ 0f81be (8) No.2983
>>2956
>>2960
>Gowron claims Sulu as his first prison bitch
My sexual prowess will be only temporarily met, and I'm recruiting a prison haram. Will be back in your path tomorrow…
▶ 0f81be (8) No.3123>>3148
>blocks you path with bottom bitch in tow
▶ 8633d6 (2) No.3148>>3163
>>2801 (OP)
>>3123
I've been wandering around the last few days moving shit for the insurance contractors to come and lay new carpet in the basement from the flooding I had months ago. Sometimes my mind wanders as I'm humping shit to and fro. I'll occasionally flashback to "Blood on my knife, or shit on my dick" with Gowron's happy little face and start giggling like a maniac.
▶ 0f81be (8) No.3163>>3165
>>3148
>I'll occasionally flashback to "Blood on my knife, or shit on my dick" with Gowron's happy little face and start giggling like a maniac.
I'll spoil my own joke since nobody has figured it out yet, avoid the spoiler if you want to try your hand at googlefu.
There's a deeper joke below the surface, in correlation to the title of the film adaption/play in which that quote originates and Gowron's physical stature and bulging eyes.
▶ 8633d6 (2) No.3165>>3166
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>>3163
The world is a horrible, horrible place.
▶ 0f81be (8) No.3166>>3333
>>3165
>The world is a horrible, horrible place.
lal, well I think I saw that result come up in a search before but never listened to the song. Quite good. :P
▶ c63ac4 (1) No.3506>>3586
>>2801 (OP)
knock him upside the head and ask him, "hows it feel to have a taste of your own bij?"
▶ f79594 (1) No.3586
>>3506
I had a chance to play that VHS game a couple years ago. It was fantastic fun. "Experience bij!" is still a catchphrase with my gaming group thanks to that.
▶ 541709 (1) No.4617>>4886
Is Gowron going to murderfuck everyone to death next week?
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▶ 654a80 (2) No.13619
BLOOD ON MY KNIFE OR SHIT ON MY DICK
▶ 85035b (1) No.13620>>13624
There’s so much homosexuality on /strek/.
▶ aaca7e (1) No.13624>>13631
>>13620
>Being Swole is being gay
I bet you don't even challenge the rock.
▶ 103944 (1) No.13631>>13636
>>13624
>being raped in prison by Gowron is swole
I think the gym you’ve been going to is lying to you Anon.
▶ 9bd921 (1) No.13634
>>3336
He would make a great Klingon commander.
▶ 890006 (1) No.13636>>13668
>>13631
Dumbass. If you are swole enough you'll have no problem resisting. Is this your first fucking day? Swolecard or any other sufficiently swole person respond, "Your shit on your knife." Then take Gowron's knife, bend him over, and fuck his ass with it until he dies. Then you clean and keep your sweet new knife.
▶ 0324fc (1) No.13668
>>13636
Pretty much this.
Swolecard would have blood on his dick and shit on his knife.
▶ 586c6c (1) No.13706
>>2801 (OP)
I pull out my disruptor and vaporize the filthy animal.
▶ eba828 (1) No.13743>>13979
>>2801 (OP)
>grab knife out of his hand
>stab
>make joke about he needs more exercise
>eat carbs
>lift
>get gains
>flex
>admire Riker’s ass and arms
>go home and fuck wife
▶ fbd799 (1) No.13977
>>3333
>Not changing the text to "Kahless is merciful, Kahless is great! Death to our enemies."
Wasted
▶ 70e64d (1) No.13979>>13980
>>13743
>eat carbs
It's all about those protons, bro. Carbs with no proton just makes you fat.
▶ 240ecf (1) No.13980>>13995
>>13979
>protons
Tachyons are where its at, fucko
▶ 654a80 (2) No.13995
>>13980
I love how swole memes go over your head.
▶ c88d15 (1) No.20070>>20071
What if you are Wheatboy?
Who would dare get his shit on their dick?
Who would are dishonor their knife with his worthless blood?
▶ d8250b (1) No.20071
>>20070
Kurn was never to picky. I'd bet he's do it.