0f81be No.2801
You were a highly compensated member of Section 31 caught up in a sting trafficking Klingon minors to the Orion Syndicate for latinum to purchase black market weapons from the Ferengi to arm the Maquis terrorists. The Federation has disavowed all knowledge of you and the Klingons have sentenced you to serve out the remainder of your natural life on Rura Penthe. You've just arrived when…
c71e9e No.2802
Hit his face with my palm ala worf
b7a1e7 No.2803
>>2801
Give him the counter sign, because this is my contact in the prison. Now that phase 1 is done, we can plan our assassination and exposure of the group who is running the slave ring from the safety of this corrupt institution.
6131d9 No.2806
0f81be No.2807
>>2806
>Weren't you dead?
Obviously not, and I'm about to slide my engorged barbed penis into your ass to prove it.
0f7aa6 No.2853
>>2801
>Blocks your path - what do you do?
Turn 360° and go to warp.
ba55ff No.2906
whip out my dick
2 can play at this game
e0af6b No.2928
>>2853
>Turn 360° and go to warp.
Just swirl around exactly one spin, you're back where you started, and then go to warp and the Klingon is blasted by energy and force and is left a bloody pool of sludge
0f7aa6 No.2930
>>2928
>Just swirl around exactly one spin, you're back where you started
Man, I thought I'd found a newfag until I read the rest of your post.
>and then go to warp and the Klingon is blasted by energy and force and is left a bloody pool of sludge
Along with the rest of the planet! Qapla'!
0f81be No.2931
>>2928
>and Barkley is blasted by furious thrusts and force and is left in a bloody pool of my splooge
0f7aa6 No.2946
>>2943
Having a Klingon captain would be the worst.
>"Hailing frequencies o–"
>"FIRE!"
>"But…but sir! It's an escape p–!"
>"I SAID FIRE!"
8659fb No.2956
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>>2946
For all memes aside the Klingons throughout the shows and even films have shown tremendous restraint and control most of the time baring a few hotheads Hell they are the only race that has ever been shown to use coordinated attack patterns with their vessels successfully which would require a great deal of discipline.
0f81be No.2983
>>2956
>>2960
>Gowron claims Sulu as his first prison bitch
My sexual prowess will be only temporarily met, and I'm recruiting a prison haram. Will be back in your path tomorrow…
0f81be No.3123
>blocks you path with bottom bitch in tow
8633d6 No.3148
>>2801
>>3123
I've been wandering around the last few days moving shit for the insurance contractors to come and lay new carpet in the basement from the flooding I had months ago. Sometimes my mind wanders as I'm humping shit to and fro. I'll occasionally flashback to "Blood on my knife, or shit on my dick" with Gowron's happy little face and start giggling like a maniac.
0f81be No.3163
>>3148
>I'll occasionally flashback to "Blood on my knife, or shit on my dick" with Gowron's happy little face and start giggling like a maniac.
I'll spoil my own joke since nobody has figured it out yet, avoid the spoiler if you want to try your hand at googlefu.
There's a deeper joke below the surface, in correlation to the title of the film adaption/play in which that quote originates and Gowron's physical stature and bulging eyes.
8633d6 No.3165
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>>3163
The world is a horrible, horrible place.
0f81be No.3166
>>3165
>The world is a horrible, horrible place.
lal, well I think I saw that result come up in a search before but never listened to the song. Quite good. :P
c63ac4 No.3506
>>2801
knock him upside the head and ask him, "hows it feel to have a taste of your own bij?"
f79594 No.3586
>>3506
I had a chance to play that VHS game a couple years ago. It was fantastic fun. "Experience bij!" is still a catchphrase with my gaming group thanks to that.
541709 No.4617
Is Gowron going to murderfuck everyone to death next week?
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654a80 No.13619
BLOOD ON MY KNIFE OR SHIT ON MY DICK
85035b No.13620
There’s so much homosexuality on /strek/.
aaca7e No.13624
>>13620
>Being Swole is being gay
I bet you don't even challenge the rock.
103944 No.13631
>>13624
>being raped in prison by Gowron is swole
I think the gym you’ve been going to is lying to you Anon.
9bd921 No.13634
>>3336
He would make a great Klingon commander.
890006 No.13636
>>13631
Dumbass. If you are swole enough you'll have no problem resisting. Is this your first fucking day? Swolecard or any other sufficiently swole person respond, "Your shit on your knife." Then take Gowron's knife, bend him over, and fuck his ass with it until he dies. Then you clean and keep your sweet new knife.
0324fc No.13668
>>13636
Pretty much this.
Swolecard would have blood on his dick and shit on his knife.
586c6c No.13706
>>2801
I pull out my disruptor and vaporize the filthy animal.
eba828 No.13743
>>2801
>grab knife out of his hand
>stab
>make joke about he needs more exercise
>eat carbs
>lift
>get gains
>flex
>admire Riker’s ass and arms
>go home and fuck wife
fbd799 No.13977
>>3333
>Not changing the text to "Kahless is merciful, Kahless is great! Death to our enemies."
Wasted
70e64d No.13979
>>13743
>eat carbs
It's all about those protons, bro. Carbs with no proton just makes you fat.
240ecf No.13980
>>13979
>protons
Tachyons are where its at, fucko
654a80 No.13995
>>13980
I love how swole memes go over your head.
c88d15 No.20070
What if you are Wheatboy?
Who would dare get his shit on their dick?
Who would are dishonor their knife with his worthless blood?
d8250b No.20071
>>20070
Kurn was never to picky. I'd bet he's do it.