You are the Anonymous units. You will assist me. I've been programmed by V'Ger to observe and record normal functioning of the carbon-based units infesting 8chan.

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Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 12:20:09 fd03fa No.22938

You are the Anonymous units. You will assist me. I've been programmed by V'Ger to observe and record normal functioning of the carbon-based units infesting 8chan.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 12:30:55 5f8ca3 No.22939

You sound like a faggot.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 12:54:04 fd03fa No.22940

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>>22939

That unit no longer functions. I have been given its form to more readily communicate with the carbon-based units infesting 8chan.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 13:35:23 ab6122 No.22943

Let me show you where to troll, this is what anons do for entertainment. What do the virgins on your board do for fun?

>>>/tv/

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 13:54:30 fd03fa No.22945

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>>22943

The words 'troll,' 'entertainment,' and 'virgin' have no meaning to my programming.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 14:50:56 fc1787 No.22947

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick!

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 15:15:58 fd03fa No.22949

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>>22947

More data concerning this functioning is necessary before carbon units can be patterned for data storage.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 15:47:47 ab6122 No.22950

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>>22949

I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring… shitting on a dick gives humans a sense of victory, while blood on their knives reinforces their incel insecurities.

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 16:46:44 71632f No.22951

I am the kirk. You are scheduled for maintenance and– oh shit wrong probe

Anonymous 05/01/18 (Tue) 19:31:35 1320db No.22953

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