[–]▶ fd2a1c (1) No.18927[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
As if it was any contest.
▶ 322f2f (1) No.18932>>18939
Nope. Pic related made Star Trek in a cave out of mud and sticks. While drunk and dreaming about naked island women.
Best engineer.
▶ 47bbcc (7) No.18935>>18945
He's a descendent of an ancient Irish King don'tcha know?
▶ 900fa3 (1) No.18939
>>18932
He's technically not an engineer but a scientist. Cue the Bazinga theory
▶ 6b9afd (2) No.18945>>18976
>>18935
I thought he was a punching bag, not an engineer?
▶ 6b3aec (1) No.18949>>18952
That blue spoonhead qt is best engineer. I don’t think about Scotty’s ass as much as hers.
▶ 2ef860 (1) No.18954>>18977
Scotty can stomach Klingon nerve gas as an alcoholic beverage. He also gets shit done and can actually command the Enterprise.
▶ 47bbcc (7) No.18976>>18981 >>19050
>>18945
No he is a man that has an unhealthy relationship with his constant requirement to complete work that it breaks down his familial life and drives his own wife and daughter away from him to a foreign planet.
He is still a great engineer tho. Also shoutout to Tucker; who kept a fucking prototype flying and B'elanna Torres who was able to deal with the demands of psycho Janeway.
▶ e7d5d4 (1) No.18977>>18978
>>18954
Scotty usually kept the Enterprise running while plastered.
▶ 47bbcc (7) No.18978
>>18977
Yeah but he is a Scot: being drunk is par for the course.
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▶ acbf15 (2) No.18981>>18986
>>18976
>No he is a man that has an unhealthy relationship with his constant requirement to complete work that it breaks down his familial life and drives his own wife and daughter away from him to a foreign planet.
How much soy do you eat?
▶ 47bbcc (7) No.18986>>18996 >>19002
>>18981
How many extra chromosomes do you have?
it was a fuckig joke based on a one liner about how he is only happy on the station because he is needed there
▶ b77f05 (1) No.18996>>18999 >>19053
>>18986
>how
I think you have cause and effect mixed up. His work fascination didn't drive his wife away, he feels a constant need to be needed in his professional life because his cunt of a wife will never give him that validation at home.
▶ 924d3c (1) No.18999
>>18996
This. O’Brien was cursed to a fate worse than death with her.
▶ 59ed25 (12) No.19002>>19053
>>18986
Does that insult make you feel smart?
▶ 0eb021 (1) No.19050
>>18976
Tucker was dealing with shit he barely understood and was rigging new tech constantly in an attempt to get it working. He didn't have field manuals, he had to write the book. Literally.
▶ 47bbcc (7) No.19053>>19055
>>18996
Yes anon that was the joke I was making: reframing the entire O'Brian-Kekio dynamic so it is actually DS9's fault. You lot don't get subtly do you?
>>19002
Is this your first time on a chan?
▶ 59ed25 (12) No.19055>>19061
>>19053
Please, go on. I want to hear more of your brainy and original insults.
▶ 3848f1 (10) No.19112>>19116
>>19111
Do you want me to start posting Chakats or something?
▶ 59ed25 (12) No.19116>>19117
>>19112
I had to google that. If you post that, Legate Nigger would probably ban you.
▶ 3848f1 (10) No.19117>>19118
>>19116
He'd be right to do so, but one upping someone with Star Trek lewds is only asking for it to happen.
▶ 59ed25 (12) No.19118
>>19117
There was plenty of freaky Catian shit in that one thread. Theres no need to go into that kind of freaky territory.
I did save pic related because it's hilarious.
▶ 59ed25 (12) No.19119
forgot to spoiler the first time. Had to make tiny edit to bypass and repost
▶ c86126 (2) No.19124>>19125
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Every time I see you oh I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
▶ c86126 (2) No.19125>>19605
>>19124
In a time where the sun descends alone
I ran a long long way from home
To find a heart that's made of stone
▶ 6b9afd (2) No.19605
>>19125
Would a Horta bang a Vorta?