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Damar never got pass alcoholism.

>>1603 (OP)

>Old Spice Wine commercial

Huh. He's actually a pretty good looking guy in real life. Does he really own a vineyard?

>>1607

Only in his attempts to replicated kanar.

The fall of Cardassia would turn anyone into an alcoholic.

>>1888

Checked.

>>1888

Trips of Truth appears once again

Found another wine commercial.

>>1948

Why isn't this man working more?

Fucking hell, there are TONS of these.

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>>1951

My head canon is this is what happened to Damar after death.

>Damar didn't actually die, but he couldn't jeopardize his status as a martyr for the Cardassian resistance against the Dominion

>he had himself surgically altered and relocated to Earth so that he wouldn't be recognized

>purchased a vineyard and spent the rest of his days making his own kanar and sharing it with the people of Earth

>>1971

I forgot that Picard's brother and nephew died.

I want some of Damar's wine.

>>2331

>I want some of Damar's wine.

Real wine or Canar? Because Canar looks like mead made from molasses.

>>2335

>Misspelling Kanar

You need to go back

>>2355

Gah! I've never actually seen it written. I should have checked.

>>2526

The death of Damar killed off the Kanar industry.

>>2558

Anyone done an analysis of how much kanar Damar actually drank?

>Watch this

>"Stop drinking that bullshit Kanar"

What did he mean by this?

>>2070

>Picard and Beverly have a child

Unless they launched a genesis torpedo at McFadden’s barren womb I don’t see how that’s possible.

>>8648

>"Stop drinking that bullshit Kanar"

Kanar is the Cardassian equivalent of Mad Dog 20/20

>>8649

>Unless they launched a genesis torpedo at McFadden’s barren womb I don’t see how that’s possible.

She purchased the womb of much younger Bajoran woman on the Cardassian black market.

>>8649

>Unless they launched a genesis torpedo at McFadden’s barren womb I don’t see how that’s possible.

My mental image right now

>>8649

Thanks, Anon, I didn't actually need my sides this very moment.

SELL NO KANAR BEFORE IT'S TIME!

>>1603 (OP)

MMM MMM DAMAR WINE. GETS YOU FUCKED UP. MAYBE FIGHT A KLINGON OR TWO.

>>8647

Enough that they had to change the formula because the actor was getting sugar jitters.

>>8956

Wasn't it cornsyrup at one point?

>>2070

>little tacked on.

Could be worse. Vid related.

>>8649

>Unless they launched a genesis torpedo at McFadden’s barren womb I don’t see how that’s possible.

McGuffin some technobabble and anything is possible. Remember, Troi got her some immaculate conception action.

>>1603 (OP)

>Disrespecting Dinamo Zagreb shirt.

Better hope the Bad Blue Boys don't hunt him down.

>>9174

>McGuffin some technobabble and anything is possible. Remember, Troi got her some immaculate conception action.

You might as well go up to a replicator and ask it to make a baby at that point.

MWAAAAH THE OBSIDAN ORDER KANAR. THERE IS A LAKARIAN CITY KANAR BY GUL MASSON INSPIRED BY THE SAME OBSIDIAN ORDER EXCELLENCE. ITS SANCTIONED BY THE CENTRAL COMMAND AND LIKE THE BEST KANAR ITS VINTAGE DATED…

>>9179

I love you. no homo

LAST NIGHT I TELEPORTED BACK IN TIME TO THE MEDIEVAL CAMP OF GALLITEP. I HAD TO BESIEGE EACH MINE AND REMOVE THE HASPERAT WITHIN. MY FILE CLERK KEPT TRACK, FEEDING ME SECRET INFORMATION. I WAS VICTORIOUS.

Best Star Trek drink?

>>12189

Root beer

>Star Trek Damar Series comes out

>Literally nothing but hours of him drinking Kanar

>>12189

tea, earl grey.

>>12466

New Bond is an asshole. Bartender probably spit in his matini.

Love them Tula berries

>>8982

>>8956

Karo syrup was used for brown kanar to create the effect of a dark, thick liquid, which Damar actor Casey Biggs actually drank. (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion, p. 696) Property Master Joe Longo joked, in Star Trek: The Magazine Volume 1, Issue 4, that "he was drinking so much he was getting wired, so we started using a thickened sugar-free pancake syrup."

>>12512

No wonder he seems so hyper in the ad, he is still on the sugar rush to this day!

>>12189

either tranya or trixian bubble juicce

(sp???)

and there is always prune juice

>>14088

I thought the kanar industry was bankrupted when Damar died?

>>14117

The Kanar industry leveraged the connection with Damar, HERO OF CARDASSIA, to run a very successful marketing campaign that portrayed Kanar as the drink of choice for patriots and heroes. While it wasn't quite enough to offset the loss following Damars death it has kept the industry solvent if smaller.

>>14284

You mean pussy juice.

>>14287

And for all the failures that video shows it omits his most foolish: marrying Jadzia Dax, and thereby becoming top cuckold of the Alpha Quadrant.

>>14302

>top cuckold of the Alpha Quadrant

I think that award goes to Bashir funny enough.

>>14287

worf could have been ace……….fucking TNG writing staff

>>14319

I don't think Bashir got cucked - he never got that far. Worf is topcuck, Bashir is that creepy geek orbiter who is never more than a few feet away from the girl without her even noticing him. You'd think most of /strek/ could sympathise there :^)

>>14326

The Klingons never really got much love in the show. There's a lot of potential in exploring how a warrior culture built up the scientific, logistical, and economic base needed to become an interstellar empire it's old to point it out, but the way they're portrayed in most of ST it's a wonder they ever reached the industrial age, let alone warp power. It's a shame that the writers etc just wanted a 'barbaric' species to sneer at.

>>14331

>There's a lot of potential in exploring how a warrior culture built up the scientific, logistical, and economic base needed to become an interstellar empire

The Klingon science sector plateaued so the warrior employment rates skyrocketed until it consumed everything else. Why do everything yourself when you can punch some nerd species and make them do it for you?

>>14302

>marries best waifu, who is also sparring partner and a klingoboo to boot

>cuck

I mean, maybe it's not as good as a real Klingon wife, but unless she makes him call her Curzon when they fuck I don't see how this makes Worf a cuck.

>>14333

Nice trips, but even to get to the point where that's plausible they'd need to have gone a few centuries beyond what we have now - I can't see that happening for the Klingons as they're portrayed in the show.

>>14336

She literally tried to fuck some random lieutenant the very night before she and Worf got married. That's about as bad as it can get.

The writers even confirmed she would have done it if Martok's wife hadn't intervened.

>>14338

Shit, I didn't remember that. Been a while since I watched DS9, I'll have to watch it again soon. Fuck Dax for acting like a slut then.

>>14338

>>14339

According to Memory Alpha, the same writer that suggested that is also the one that proposed the Sutherland would be a ship full of wacky Polynesian partygoers. One writer's headcanon isn't true canon.

>>14341

There's a difference between confirmation and speculation.

When a woman with a history of many sexual partners flirts with a guy, and gets called a slut for doing so, it is no great leap of logic to assume she intended to fuck the guy. If the writer says she would it is only confirmed something already suspected. Even if the writer had never said anything at all, there's little doubt as to what she was doing.

>>14343

>all, there's little doubt as to what she was doing.

Having a bachelorette party? Strippers are a pretty common element of those, fucking said strippers not so much. I get that Dax has fucked a lot of guys, but she never struck me as a cheater.

>>14344

She sat there caressing another man's chest and said she might want him to do more than give her eye candy.

That alone is already completely indefensible, and I see no reason to assume she wouldn't have followed through.

>>14345

Perhaps you are right. Like I said before, it's been a long while since I saw that episode. I just don't want to think about my waifu being an unfaithful whore. It's bad enough knowing she has the memories of three men.

>>12189

>no one's said raktajino

What the fuck, guys?

>>14345

Dukat punished the slut rightly.

>>14347

Coffee is a drug and unhealthy. Why anyone who is Swole or Cardassian drinks tea.

>>14357

Tea is just as much a drug as coffee is. They both contain a myriad of health promoting compounds. A true swolebro knows how and when to use each for maximum gainz.

>>14357

Coffee has been integral to human evolution. Its use as a natural stimulant combined with its ease of creation has allowed the neurons within the human brain to create accelerated connections between concepts and ideas, not to mention the physical benefits of increased energy.

The poster beneath you is right - each has their uses. Coffee is for when you need alertness, energy, and need to clear your urniary tract. Tea is for selling to Ferengis because tea is fucking gay lmao

>>14364

>Talking shit about Earl Grey

Say that to Swolecard's face.

>>14427

Present it, faggot.

>>14333

In reality, it grabbed all the idiots and shiftless, and spent their lives quickly and efficiently, getting rid of the trash and letting the birlliant and smart get on with their work. And because ALL Klingons are somewhat martial, they never an issue of weakling nerds. Just buff nerds.

TLDR The Klingon Empire has spent a thousand years getting their dumbest and most impulsive members to kill themselves and do so willingly, while never suffering the Nordic Weakening Effect.

>>14554

They've only blown up /leftypol/, put fear of Klingons into /sudo/ and derailed gamenights on /v/ so far.

I can see why anons don't know they exist.

>>14561

Damnit. I'm on a fast and now your memes have got me craving energy drinks.

>>14741

>Blood on my drink or shit on my dick

He should do a video like that bust as Cardassian and talking about kanarr..

>>16514

We need a Damar edit of Welles.

>>14086

Does that really sound good to you? George Washington used to brew a small beer made from molasses and wheat bran. Those who have brewed it unanimously claim it to taste terrible.

>>14331

The Klingons got their warp technology from the H'urq, and considering that their ships and weapons are more-or-less the same in the late 24th century as they are in the middle of the 22nd and they all seem to get the job done as well as ever on everything from NX-class vessels to brand new Cardassian warships I don't really think that upgrading is on their list of priorities.

>>16663

George Washington was shit anyway.

So what the fuck.

I went looking to buy a bottle of Lamar and it turns out that Dakar is just spokesperson for a loose affiliation of wine makers- basically the Paso Robles chamber of commerce or something and he doesn't own a vineyard or anything.

Disappointed.

>>21349

KANAR AND DAMAR

FUCK

>>18203

Report to the pain booth immediately.

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>>21350

You been at the Kanar?

>>21357

But George Washington was a hack fraud who took credit for the Frenchies who did all the work for him?

A little