>>14667
Tellarites. Those fuckers are fun, they like good food, and love jokes making fun of other people. While not my particular brand of doing so, they'd probably view our ways of doing so as though it were an exotic spice.
Either that or the Ocampa. All the loli you can eat, and then get rid of it for a newer model when you're bored. Alternatively, reach towards the Asari from Mass Effect and get a permanent loli that you can pass down to your children.