▶ 43a5eb (1) No.142>>143
You don't get to bring sisters
▶ bfe05c (2) No.143>>145 >>2076
>>142
They're not my sisters!
▶ a18063 (1) No.145>>146
>>143
If I touched their boobs would I die?
▶ 91bea9 (1) No.146>>147
>>145
It would be extremely dishonorable
▶ af304e (1) No.147
▶ 965e75 (5) No.2076>>9799
>>143
>Joffrey as a Klingon
What is it, exactly, about infant pretenders to the throne that makes us hate them so fucking much? Is it the temerity to jump right in rather than paying their dues? Is it their spoiled brat attitude?
▶ 81aa62 (4) No.2313
>>140 (OP)
Was it your plan to cause a civil war?
▶ d6b7b8 (1) No.2316
Crashing the Empire, with no survivors!
▶ 38b2c0 (1) No.2419>>2422
>Start rewatching Voyager
>Encounter "Emergency Medical Hotheads"
>Already seen "Maquis Hotheads" in DS9
Were the writers initiated?
▶ 81aa62 (4) No.2422>>2435
▶ 81aa62 (4) No.2447
>>2435
That's a Big Spy (for you).
▶ b6ce44 (1) No.2556>>2574
>>2498
>Klingon Fried Chicken
Make it so.
▶ 965e75 (5) No.2574>>2575
>>2556
They probably don't even bother to pluck it. Just throw it in the fryer as it screams.
▶ 4df065 (1) No.2575>>2582
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>>2574
>They probably don't even bother to pluck it. Just throw it in the fryer as it screams.
>chicken screams
>chicken screams
>chicken screams
▶ 965e75 (5) No.2582>>2810 >>9798 >>9801 >>9896
>>2575
Stop that man! He's choking the chicken!
▶ d7d368 (1) No.2810
>>2582
Err you don't get to choke chickens!
▶ 81aa62 (4) No.2987
>>2498
I'll take some targ and a side order of gagh.
▶ 840dd6 (1) No.9796
Fuckton of baneposting material in TOS I noticed and throughout Trek.
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▶ 3e74bc (2) No.9798
>>2582
If this ever happens to your establishment, this is what you do. You announce to them that they are trespassing on private property and that they must leave immediately. If they don't leave, you shoot them in the head.
▶ aa900f (1) No.9799
>>2076
The kid was pretty different from Joffrey; he was brave and passionate, and really believed he was the rightful Chancellor.
▶ 661181 (2) No.9801>>9896 >>9925
>>2582
>this isn't food, it's VIOLENCE!
Mmmm … tasty, marinaded, barbecued violence.
▶ 3e74bc (2) No.9896>>9950
>>2582
>>9801
"Waiter! I'd like to buy a hamburger for every protester here!"
▶ 0c55d3 (1) No.9925>>9950
>>9801
what kind of marinade are we violating the sanctity of life with.
sanctity, or as I like to think of animals as, snacktity.
so yea I made some chicken awhile ago. let a pack of breasts marinate in a whole bottle of italian dressing, which I then baked it in for a couple hours. it was insane.
▶ 084fe5 (1) No.9950
>>9896
Fuck yes, then tell the protesters that if they don't eat the burgers then you'll throw them in the bin, and the animal will have died for nothing.
>Come on veganfag, you can eat the burger and make the animals life mean something
>You can make this cows sacrifice something to respect.
>>9925
Depends what you're cooking and what you're going for. Personally, I'd suggest a base of medium grade red wine (for red meat) and experimenting a few times to find your own blend of herbs and spices. Once you've found the mix you like play around with the ratios and fine tune that motherfucker down to the point where everyone on your street starts salivating as soon as you start cooking.
▶ 90c12e (1) No.9960>>9975
>another /strek/ thread devolves into discussion about burgers
I like this place
▶ 78bf7d (2) No.9975>>10654 >>10864
>>9960
Burgers are fucking delicious. Even the French eat more hamburgers than their traditional French ham sandwiches. I'm going to go mention this in the hamburger thread.
▶ 367e4e (1) No.10654>>10859
>>9975
Beefburgers or hamburgers, that is the question?
▶ 70aab3 (1) No.10859
>>10654
>Eating a hamburger made of anything but cow butt
y tho
▶ 7ddad0 (1) No.10864>>10884
>>9975
>traditional French ham sandwiches
u wot
▶ 55e61d (1) No.10870>>16162
I wonder what the Star Trek equivalent of a burger is?
▶ 78bf7d (2) No.10884>>11555
>>10864
Yeah it has a special name. It's not a ham sandwich like we think of. It's called jambon-buerre. Literally ham and butter. That was the most ordered fast food item before they dehumanized themselves and faced to hamburgers.
▶ 2eb741 (1) No.11549>>16157
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>Fine Nemesis screentests with Tom Hardy
>It is literally a Bane origin story
▶ 315f57 (1) No.11555>>11560
>>10884
>Each day in France, over 2 million jambon-beurre sandwiches are sold, more than any other kind of sandwich, even including fast-food hamburgers.[2]
▶ e10935 (1) No.11560
>>11555
Either your info is out of date, or jambon-beurre retook the top spot. It was a big deal when burgers surpassed it.
▶ 48e89d (1) No.16157>>16188
>>11549
How long till Nolan decides to do Star Trek?
▶ 6288a2 (2) No.16162>>16163 >>16187
>>10870
Apparently everyone in the Federation loves root beer. But maybe Quark was just aware of copyright, and so didn't want to mention "Coke", which surely will be the most consumed soft drink for humanity, even centuries from now, when they will probably have a patent on any cola-flavored drinks.
▶ 080569 (1) No.16163>>16165
>>16162
I thought (((Kike-o-Kola))) got wiped out during the Eugenics Wars by the Genetically Superior Pepsi Men?
▶ 6288a2 (2) No.16165>>16196 >>16209
>>16163
Not likely. Khan would have recognized that Pepsi is inferior.
▶ 521fa1 (1) No.16187>>16209
>>16162
Root beer is the highest form of carbonated beverage, of course it's going to be the hu-man's drink of choice in 2400.
▶ 876252 (1) No.16188
>>16157
A Nolan Star Trek would be terrible. I have more faith in Tarintino and his BBC/foot fetish.
▶ 96204e (1) No.16196
>>16165
>Inferior
You misspelled "superior."
▶ c16779 (1) No.16209
>>16187
>Not Ginger Ale
>>16165
It's a little known fact that enhanced humans hate alliteration, especially of their own names, with a passion. The moment someone said "Khan-O-Cola", "Singh led his forces on a crusade to remove every trace of the vile beverage from existence.