18d541 No.13635
>After all Kirk did for the Galaxy
>gets sent to the Nexus, a paradise dimension
>Picard has to come and fuck everything up
>gets Kirk killed ingloriously
>Picard lives on to cuck another day.
fe66ed No.13638
>implying the authentic, restored, canonical account of kirk & picard in the nexus involves any scene in the kitchen that doesn't involve discussions of proper macros and swapping shake recipes
>implying logs weren't split with such swoleness that paul bunyan later commits suicide in shame after hearing of the infamous swole summit.
>implying while touring Kirk's estate barechested on horseback, the edgy faggot Soran wasn't simply trampled under the hoofs of picard and kirk's mighty and stalwart steeds no homo
>implying kirk brought breakfast to his wife in bed like a cucked faggot.
>implying the Generations film is canon
726a7b No.13641
>>13638
>implying kirk brought breakfast to his wife in bed like a cucked faggot.
Hey now, it was good solid protein he was bringing.
c4d141 No.13642
>>13638
Sounding pretty homo anyway.
>>13635
Remember that once Picard pulled the thread, Kirk completely lost interest in the Nexus and immediately went back to doing what he does best: being a hero. Inglorious or not, Picard couldn't have saved that planet or his crew without him.
In other words, OP is a faggot who missed the damn point of that overlong TNG episode.
3fb313 No.13654
>>13638
The Swoletrek meme was a mistake
a789ef No.13655
3b60c4 No.13656
>>13654
Being Swole isn't a meme.
It's a way of life.
dc27af No.13658
>>13642
>Picard couldn't have saved that planet or his crew without him.
He needed help punching an old guy.
93c60b No.13661
>>13658
Generations really was just one overly long wrestling match.
6cde93 No.13699
>>13658
It was the best they could do with a budget of $8.
daf5d9 No.13704
>>13661
I can't remember anything that happened in it so I'll take your word for it
6a1fb6 No.13705
>>13655
Checked. Soyboys have no place on /swoletrek/
c4d141 No.13707
>>13658
>He needed help punching an El-Aurian
Fixed. Also, Picard is not the action captain. That's Kirk's arena.
>>13704
Well there was Data experimenting with his emotion chip, and having to deal with the same pressures as those of his shipmates.
ad1c3e No.13711
>>13655
He likes boys, too.
c4d141 No.13722
>>13699
Did Generations have much more budget than the biggest episode of TNG?
3b60c4 No.13725
>>13722
Yeah it had a budget of $35million while the highest an episode of TNG cost to make was $2million. By the way apparently CIScovery costs about $8-9mill per episode to make
cb582f No.13729
>>13725
Imagine if they spent that money on something useful, like homeless shelters.
91fab5 No.13730
>>13635
The bad thing about classic Trek was that it had issue with "show it, don't say it". We were told over and over again that the crew of the Enterprise were legendary, but we never saw that on the show. We're also told that they have huge loyalty and camaraderie with each other and again, it never seems really the case except for maybe Kirk, Bones and Spock. Kirk allegedly had the most epic adventures, but the TOS we saw was mostly boring.
3b60c4 No.13733
>>13729
For the CIScovery actors
6a1fb6 No.13734
fc974f No.13738
>After all Kirk did for the Galaxy
You mean whining and bitching and showing off how huge his superiority complex was, while fucking up everything and only later with the help of all his friends managing to stumble into success?
But anyway, here's your reminder that the Nexus is a portal to an infinite multiverse created by the will of its occupants. The Kirk that Picard took back to Veridian was one the Nexus created for him, not the actual Kirk (and the Veridian they went to wasn't the actual Veridian, either); it was also a Kirk who was sufficiently heroic to actually do something, rather than just fritter away eternity in a glorified goddamn holodeck, where nothing you do matters.
You're defending Kirk behaving exactly like Barclay; I hope you realize this.
b6b336 No.13742
>>13738
>You mean whining and bitching and showing off how huge his superiority complex was, while fucking up everything and only later with the help of all his friends managing to stumble into success?
That wasn’t Kirk at all. You are only familiar with the caricature of Kirk which formed the basis of his character in Abrams Trek.
daf5d9 No.13747
>>13733
Is Sexually Transmitted Disease still on? sage for off-topic
daaf86 No.13748
>>13747
It's on a nuBSG "mid season break". Hopefully one that will last forever, but likely not with a $6 million/episode price tag.
c44faa No.13759
>>13730
I can think of at least a few things Kirk did that could be seen as a big deal. Saving planets, defeating monsters and godlike beings, meeting with pivotal figures like Kahn and Zephram Cochrane. I think this might be a problem that Star Trek becoming a franchise brings about. Those feats seem a little less impressive when we see multiple starship captains all doing the same thing, but I think it's to be assumed that most starships don't see quite so much action.
fc974f No.13774
>>13742
Oh? You mean the "real" Kirk who stumbled onto the Enterprise in TMP and almost blew it the fuck up because he thought he could seat-of-his-pants his way through things like usual, despite not knowing how the new ship even worked? Like a kid walking into a nuclear reactor and just starts pushing buttons…
cc68a4 No.13847
>>13774
To be fair Kirk was thinking of the best way to mate with the unidentified object.
682e55 No.20068
>>13638
I am tempted to edit the log scene to a swole soundtrack cause of this.
7bcbac No.20076
>>13774
>You mean the "real" Kirk who stumbled onto the Enterprise in TMP
We’ve established TMP is shit and is not canon. Gene was a full utopian faggot when it was made.
d4e02c No.20085
>>13730
>We were told over and over again that the crew of the Enterprise were legendary, but we never saw that on the show
Kirk would fight godlike aliens and survive every other week.
75a8af No.20097
>>13738
>rather than just fritter away eternity in a glorified goddamn holodeck, where nothing you do matters.
That is the general idea of what heaven is like though. A blissful fantasy world that you spend eternity in.
8740fb No.20098
>>20085
Kirk defeated:
>A Greek god
>A baby Q
>Leonardo Da Vinci
>Nazis
>Romans
>A crazed robot probe
>numerous supercomputers
>A Romulan captain
>One former crewmember who became a literal god
>An augmented human who had conquered a large chunk if Asia.
302d0b No.20099
>>20098
That's just for starters.
6693c4 No.20123
>>13638
I think I might make a Khan vs Kirk edit with a Swole gym edition.
d8c731 No.20139
>gets Kirk killed ingloriously
and it was to ultimately save some backwards non-advanced species from being genocided by another non-federation guy from another species in violation of the prime directive.
cbb796 No.20155
d6cdc5 No.20163
>>20139
Generations had an interesting premise but was just so let down with the story feeling like an extra long TNG episode.
4f8846 No.20165
Kirk died saving the Enterprise B. Picard meanwhile got his ass beat by an old man. Truly Kirk is the superior captain. That's why Picard simply put his body under a pile of rocks and never told anyone he was there.
26a128 No.20167
>>20165
>He didn't even challenge the rock
I see shitposting potential there!
d8c731 No.20199
>>20165
that get's me too. of all the places, let's bury kirk on no name planet in the middle of fucking nowhere under a pile of rocks. it's not like there was no chance of rescue or something, the next scene is literally federation shuttles everywhere stripping enterprise while picard casually picks up his hobby garbage.
surely there was a more ceremonious way to do this.
1c6cf3 No.20201
>>20199
They already did all that when he died the first time. There's no need to reopen a wound from all those years ago?
1c6cf3 No.20202
>>20201
I don't know why I put a question mark there. It's not meant as a question.
f84390 No.20205
>>20199
You think recovering Kirk's body would be a morale booster.
>>20202
I just thought you were a Californian?
cbb796 No.21176
Picard was jealous and had to take that paradise away from Kirk.
The universe owed Kirk one.
fde202 No.21183
The jump Kirk took with his horse didn't scare him. Kirk didn't leave the Nexus because Picard asked him too, he told Picard to go fuck himself, Kirk left the nexus because there were no thrills there.
1c6cf3 No.21184
>>20205
>I just thought you were a Californian?
Ouch. Fucking ouch.
302d0b No.21250
>>21184
Did you commit suicide over this anon?