/strek/ - Star Trek ★

>>13512 (OP)

>Admiral Samuel L. Jackson

>implying this is not a DS9 Season 8 movie in which the worm hole gods send Ben Sisko back in a new form, played by Sam Jackson

>>13514

>"I have had it with these motherfucking Prophets in my motherfucking wormhole"

>"I recognise that Star Fleet has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it!"

Could be worse, I'd still much rather see Nolans take on star-trek

Patrick Stewart is going to beef up for his role.

>Spock talks about Uhura's feet

>Scotty says he's sick of those bloody niggers in his fooking ship

>>13528

>Could be worse

There is no limit to how bad this will be.

>>13561

>Scotty

>Not O'Brien

I think Tarantino once said Yesterday's Enterprise would make a good feature length film. It could potentially be that

I hope he makes the swoleverse real

>>13564

It will suck. Tarantino is the definition of smug hipster cunt. He can’t do good or serious. He does weird shit with a goal of people saying, ‘look how clever and smart Quentin Tarantino is’

And this is a fucking duplicate thread you dumb kike. I’m bumping the one that doesn’t have faggotry in the OP.

>>13562

>Tarantino and Abrams

>Working on a new Star Trek Movie

SET IN THE STD TIMELINE

>entire crew is stronk lesbian polygender gender studies majors with a single Klingon who makes Carl the Cuck look alpha.

>They bring down the federation with the marching cry "Species 8472 Lives Matter, Destroy the Ebil Capitalist Human Supremacist Federashin!"

>Last 30 minutes of the movie is the crew-persines torturing a CGI Trump (Federation President) to death while giggling and insulting him.

>100% of the dialogue is Ghostbusters 2016 tier.

>The effects make 1950's Dr Who look like the holodeck.

"It could be worse" is not a compliment Anon, and your imagination is lacking if you think that this example is as bad as it gets.

We already have another thread about this. How is this not locked?

>3 hours of talking

>half hour of people standing in place shooting guns

>half hour of literally nothing

>90 minutes of actual content

>>13558

If we could get Swolecard on screen then maybe an R-rated Star Trek would be worth.

>>13590

A animated R rated Star trek set in the swole universe. I believe animation would be 100x better then irl actors for so many reasons.s

>>13613

It should be 100% CGI so we can make them super swole.

I don't feel strongly about this one way or another, all I know is that it will have tons of closeups of green feet

Oh God. This is the worst news possible. I don't want that demented jew twisting ST into a giant Blacked cuckfest.

>>14541

It's good you said "that demented jew" and not "a demented jew" because we already have the Jew Jew Abrams movies.

> “The Revenant” screenwriter Mark L. Smith has been hired by Paramount to pen a script based on Quentin Tarantino’s idea for an R-rated “Star Trek” movie

>>14550

Shat will rape the bear.

>>14814

Why is he raping the bear?

>>14949

To dominate the bear.

So this is apparently in full production with the guy behind the Reveant joining in. If Weatboy is raped by a bear in it it will be alright.

>>14949

To envelope that bear.

>>13567

Honestly, he most likely will.

This is going to make JJ seem like a cinematic genius.

>>19889

Unless we get Nolan.

>>14949

TO challenge the bear. Challenge Death! Why does he rape the bear?

because he's in love

>>19963

Teeny toes probe the anus

>>13568

>‘look how clever and smart Quentin Tarantino is’

Nobody has ever said this.

>>20590

>(((Hollywood))) is creatively bankrupt

Say it ain't so?

>>20590

>That he's now going to rape Star Trek out of all things is just the final victory of postmodern consumerism.

It's not happening, it's just an internet meme, like when people say Corey in the House is their favorite anime.

>>20675

Corey in the House is the best fucking anime you retard.

>>20682

t. Mother's Basement

>>20683

>>20682

>Not knowing that Avatar: Legend of Korra is the best fucking anime ever

>>20728

Well it was animated in Korea, just like all the other animes.

Say "Prime Directive" again mother fucker, I dare you!

Eagerly awaiting Star Tarentino.

Just read some news, they nearly done with the script for this abomination. End me now.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2018/04/26/tom-cruises-insane-mission-impossible-high-altitude-plunge/552942002/

> Sequels announced: Paramount CEO Jim Gianopulos announced that a sequel for director John Krasinski's hit thriller A Quiet Place ($213 million in worldwide box office and counting) was already underway.

> Further, two other Star Trek movies are in the works, he said. No further details on either project were revealed.

>>22669

https://screenrant.com/star-trek-tarantino-movie-timeline/

Tarentino's movie is not in the Kelvin timeline. I hope Paramount cleans up Star Trek and makes it clear that the Jew Jew movies and STD are not canon. I could deal with a Tarentino Star Trek movie in the prime universe.

Tarantino is reportedly out in favor of some dyke. I think we can all agree we’re better off.

>>22693

I see Rachel Maddow grew his hair out.

>>22693

I doubt it'll be actually worse. At least not worse because of sjw poz, it being worse because of some truly shitty story is still possible.

Studios are much less willing to risk going full diversity in movies compared to tv, but on the other hand, Beyond did poorly, and the studio could be worried and looking for quick fixes… so all it takes is one rainbow haired she twink to whisper in an studios execs ear "you could get a whole new audience, if you just changed this, added that, and make a trans lesbian Muslim woman a captain." like how they got their foot in the door of comics.

>>22703

>Studios are much less willing to risk going full diversity in movies compared to tv

You do see what happened to Star Wars, right?

>>22707

>You do see what happened to Star Wars, right?

You mean get so thoroughly rejected by fans that Hollywood tried to blame the reaction on Russian hackers?

>>22710

Are you so naive you think Lucasfilm is going to change course? You think they don’t believe their own bullshit?

>>22715

Lucasfilm itself is too far down the rabbithole that it's too late for them to change course, sure. But box office turnout matters, and other studios will learn from Kennedy's mistakes lest they fall into the same trap.

>>22717

The studio that continued a tv show nobody wanted and is sinking money into another nutrek film after the last one bombed?

They chose the creepy dyke for a reason, and it isn’t to make a wholesome trek movie.

>>22692

>I think we can all agree we’re better off.

If you only knew how bad things really are.jpg

>>22722

Tarantino would have a nigger rape McCoy’s mouth. The dyke will probably hold off on just inserting a Mary Sue who defeats Kirk.

>>22692

>Tarantino is reportedly out in favor of some dyke. I think we can all agree we’re better off.

Supposedly there are two movies in the work.

Dyke is directing nuTrek IV in Kelvin timeline. Tarantino's movie is supposedly set in prime timeline and won't be using nuTrek.

>>22729

>Tarantino having access to real Star Trek

Oh sweet Jesus God no.

The Kelvin timeline is now the extreme SJW timeline? That is what is seems Star Trek is splitting into.

>Get these mutha fuckin Klingons off muh mutha fuckin Entaprise

>t. Admiral Jackson

I want Mel Gibson to do a swoleverse film with Tom Hardy reprising his role as Picard.

>>22751

What about that chubby redhead?

>>22785

What about her you chubby chaser?

>>22786

>autistic crew member for the lulz

I would think the question is self-explanatory. There's already an autist character on STD.

>>22751

TNG already did it.

>>22787

is there a character left on STD that isn't an autist? All the normal-ish characters were killed.

>>22798

Mickie always struck me as more sociopath than autist. As for the rest, I don't really know or care who's left, as I gave up watching the show even "ironically" after episode 4.

>>22789

>TNG already did it.

Lt. Brocolli was just Social Anxiety Disorder or Avoidance Disorder-type, I don't remember any outright autism. Someone that is Data but flesh and blood… maybe that girl that tried to date Data as an interactive dildo?

>>22800

>maybe that girl that tried to date Data as an interactive dildo?

Eh, I'd say no. From what I remember she was just a robo hypergamist that was attracted to Data's extreme physical and mental superiority to the average human, but aside from that she was fairly normal and knew how to socialize. Unless you meant that Engineering chick that Data went out with in Season 5. In that case, she definitely had some psychological issues in that she consistently went after emotionless men, but that isn't really autism either.

>>22801

>that Engineering chick that Data went out with in Season 5

Yeah, I meant her, not Tasha. Tasha being from rape-world and having a bunch of issues that would make getting dicked by Data somewhat excusable.

>>22802

>Yeah, I meant her, not Tasha

Wasn't there some colonial chick early in the series that was obsessed with Data? I don't remember much of the episode besides the fact that she wanted to confirm Data's superhuman reaction time by throwing a wrench at him from behind and seeing if he would catch it.

So Tarentino is doing the non-shit timeline. Thoughts?

>>22803

That sounds very familiar for some reason. I can't find the exact episode right now though.

>>23018

It will be a shit timeline when he’s done. Tarantino is going to fuck it up horribly.

>>23033

Maybe. He copy pastes everything so if he copy pastes some TOS episodes it'll be OK. If he forgets he's a complete talentless perverted fucking hack goblin and inserts his own ideas into it it'll be dogshit. Trek has gone to such shit though big deal. Just more shitting on a shit pile that's already way too full of shit.

>>23034

He’s not going to copy-paste an episode. He’s going to shoot for some pulp fiction in space type bullshit.

>>23035

Every project he does he goes to a bunch of old shit normies don't know about that's on theme, repackages it and calls it his own. Why not repackage star trek from the star trek only trekkies watch? Or maybe Forbidden Planet and the like since much of that influenced Star Trek. I'm not saying that's what will happen, he's by now hopelessly addicted to cocaine, but that it's probable given his mo. You've allowed your emotions cloud your logic.

>>23038

>When Data tries to convince colonists to leave a planet

Ah ok, fug something about that storyline really bothered me. It's way too close to

>what can you colonist and your civie grade phasers do against an overwhelming force just give up and surrender goy

>>23043

>you’ve allowed emotions to cloud your logic

There’s nothing inherently logical in what you are saying. Just because he goes back and rips off Spock’s Brain doesn’t mean he won’t make a movie in Taratino’s hipster ‘look at how clever I am’ style with his trademark torture porn and worship of niggers and feet. None of this stuff has a place in Star Trek.

I guess if you really want to see Zoe Saldana barefoot and walking through a bird of prey covered in Chekov’s blood, knock yourself out.

>>23050

>I guess if you really want to see Zoe Saldana barefoot and walking through a bird of prey covered in Chekov’s blood, knock yourself out.

i do want to see that, it's better if she's entirely nude

>>23067

Not to Quentin Tarantino it isn’t.

>the video games are doing more respect for the trek franchise than the tv shows and movies

>>23098

That's not really hard when vidya are usually made by fan autists. even if Trek fanfiction leaves a lot to be desired

>>13568

He's a fucking turbo autist who will ensure this Trek won't be a Discovery-tier shitfest. I'm honestly excited.

>>24239

Yeah this seems like the least bad of all available options, if Seth MacFarlane can do a decent job I'm willing to accept any Trek sperg

>>24239

Only if Tarentino is committed to trying to make new characters, villians, and aliens instead of rehashing TOS or TNG then I could be on board with anything he wants to do. I could give a pass to his bloody/sexual violence style he has if he was committed to originality but I don't think he is.

>>20728

do humanity a favor, drink bleach.