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Use this for cross-dimension shitposting https://nerv.8ch.net/trek/trekgenrl/1701/strek/streak/startrek/furtrek

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Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 14:14:46 dbdf38 No.12379

Why does God need roads?

Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 17:31:39 9addaa No.12398

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where we're boldly going, we don't need… roads.

Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 21:05:50 2ff6f0 No.12413

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CHALLENGE THE ROAD!

Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 12:10:14 dc3b66 No.12484

Envelope - that - road.

Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 07:53:01 c1fadc No.12540

For the same reason God needs a starship, he is autistic. Autists love transportation tech, especially railroads. I bet God has a nice railroad set.

Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 11:01:02 8d2fe9 No.12542

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I ….ROAD.. Dianna

Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 11:07:57 696d12 No.12543

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Road, Commander? I was not aware the Counselor was a travel surface.

Anonymous 11/28/17 (Tue) 00:00:45 2054c2 No.12643

It's a figure of speech Data, like when you vacuum their rug.

Anonymous 01/13/18 (Sat) 03:24:21 84af2c No.16161

>Back to the Genesis Planet

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 00:05:12 211952 No.16331

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>TFW God just wanted a giant railroad set but was too lazy to make it Himself

>Decided to create a universe, seed it with life, and guide its evolution to sentience and intelligence

>He watches as these creations now build railroads for Him

>Every railroad is God's Railroad

Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 16:43:05 f36737 No.16377

>Christopher Lloyd's ship is used to time travel in the next movie

Pottery.

Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 15:59:38 92e39d No.16564

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Where else is he going to drive his car?

Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 19:13:36 7d91b2 No.16569

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'Cause he's a bloody statist. Why else would he create a universe where you need a government to prosper?

Anonymous 01/20/18 (Sat) 14:54:20 7ea9fe No.16656

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How often do you think he crashed?

Anonymous 01/20/18 (Sat) 15:51:28 6072ec No.16664

Ah. Rug munching. To lick carpet. To muff dive.

Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 07:25:39 211952 No.16781

What the fuck did he think the "R" stood for? "Really fast"?? That said, in reality, there was no way he would have gotten anywhere without stalling a shitload of times. Lifting the clutch in a smooth motion while simultaneously applying the accelerator is not an intuitive thing.

Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 17:51:31 764b6d No.16803

Ever met Asian or women drivers?

Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 01:19:50 211952 No.16830

Frequently and sadly. What's your point?

Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 17:35:11 c8d2df No.16920

Honestly I really liked that scene. Don't worry im not a fedora, I just think it sums up Kirk's character pretty well.

Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 21:07:00 f36737 No.16931

The whole point is that he was just some alien being masquerading as God anyway. I don't get why people think the message of the film is "God aint real, lol".

Anonymous 01/26/18 (Fri) 00:49:18 f1e723 No.17033

Film was meant to challenge your beliefs and why you believe, in particular why we do what we do even if there is no rhyme or reason to do something. It had an interesting premise just poorly delivered.

Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 10:42:24 caaa24 No.17163

Data you can't spell for shit

rode

Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 13:55:25 701c90 No.17167

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>TFW God just wanted to be a giant cuck but was unable because no bull and unfaithful wife

>Decided to create a universe, seed it with life, and guide its evolution to sentience and intelligence (except negroid)

>He watches as these creations now embrace the BBC

>TFW Louic CK is the vessel of god's holy cuckold desire

Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 15:16:13 9ff3e7 No.17169

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