Why does God need roads?

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▶Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 14:14:46 dbdf38 (1) No.12379>>12540 >>16920 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Why does God need roads?

▶Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 17:31:39 9addaa (1) No.12398>>16161 >>16377

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where we're boldly going, we don't need… roads.

▶Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri) 21:05:50 2ff6f0 (1) No.12413

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CHALLENGE THE ROAD!

▶Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 12:10:14 dc3b66 (1) No.12484

Envelope - that - road.

▶Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 07:53:01 c1fadc (1) No.12540>>16331

>>12379 (OP)

For the same reason God needs a starship, he is autistic. Autists love transportation tech, especially railroads. I bet God has a nice railroad set.

▶Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 11:01:02 8d2fe9 (1) No.12542>>12543

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I ….ROAD.. Dianna

▶Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 11:07:57 696d12 (1) No.12543>>12643 >>17163

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>>12542

Road, Commander? I was not aware the Counselor was a travel surface.

▶Anonymous 11/28/17 (Tue) 00:00:45 2054c2 (1) No.12643>>16664

>>12543

It's a figure of speech Data, like when you vacuum their rug.

▶Anonymous 01/13/18 (Sat) 03:24:21 84af2c (1) No.16161

>>12398

>Back to the Genesis Planet

▶Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 00:05:12 211952 (3) No.16331>>17167

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>>12540

>TFW God just wanted a giant railroad set but was too lazy to make it Himself

>Decided to create a universe, seed it with life, and guide its evolution to sentience and intelligence

>He watches as these creations now build railroads for Him

>Every railroad is God's Railroad

▶Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 16:43:05 f36737 (2) No.16377

>>12398

>Christopher Lloyd's ship is used to time travel in the next movie

Pottery.

▶Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 15:59:38 92e39d (1) No.16564>>16656

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Where else is he going to drive his car?

▶Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 19:13:36 7d91b2 (1) No.16569

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'Cause he's a bloody statist. Why else would he create a universe where you need a government to prosper?

▶Anonymous 01/20/18 (Sat) 14:54:20 7ea9fe (1) No.16656>>16781

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>>16564

How often do you think he crashed?

▶Anonymous 01/20/18 (Sat) 15:51:28 6072ec (1) No.16664

>>12643

Ah. Rug munching. To lick carpet. To muff dive.

▶Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 07:25:39 211952 (3) No.16781>>16803

>>16656

What the fuck did he think the "R" stood for? "Really fast"?? That said, in reality, there was no way he would have gotten anywhere without stalling a shitload of times. Lifting the clutch in a smooth motion while simultaneously applying the accelerator is not an intuitive thing.

▶Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 17:51:31 764b6d (1) No.16803>>16830

>>16781

Ever met Asian or women drivers?

▶Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 01:19:50 211952 (3) No.16830

>>16803

Frequently and sadly. What's your point?

▶Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 17:35:11 c8d2df (1) No.16920>>16931 >>17033

>>12379 (OP)

Honestly I really liked that scene. Don't worry im not a fedora, I just think it sums up Kirk's character pretty well.

▶Anonymous 01/24/18 (Wed) 21:07:00 f36737 (2) No.16931>>17033

>>16920

The whole point is that he was just some alien being masquerading as God anyway. I don't get why people think the message of the film is "God aint real, lol".

▶Anonymous 01/26/18 (Fri) 00:49:18 f1e723 (1) No.17033

>>16920

>>16931

Film was meant to challenge your beliefs and why you believe, in particular why we do what we do even if there is no rhyme or reason to do something. It had an interesting premise just poorly delivered.

▶Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 10:42:24 caaa24 (1) No.17163

>>12543

Data you can't spell for shit

rode

▶Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 13:55:25 701c90 (1) No.17167>>17169

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