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f5e58b (1) No.11903>>11904 >>11943 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

What kind of exercise regiment would someone have to follow to get as swole as the swoleverse? I am genuinely curious if anyone has worked it out in terms of diet, weightlifting, exercise etc or would I be better off asking /fit/?

984be4 (1) No.11904>>11905

>>11903 (OP)

go to /fit/ and delete thread


9143aa (1) No.11905

>>11904

/thread


c98536 (1) No.11943>>11953

>>11903 (OP)

Steroids. Advanced, super steroids.


ab2b65 (1) No.11953>>11955

>>11943

Where do I sign up for those?


e5f6c7 (3) No.11955

>>11953

The gym


0c3b5f (1) No.11961>>11980 >>16831 >>16904

anon go to >>>/fit/ or bodybuilding.com forums for specific training advice. But, the basics:

>8-9 hours of uninterrupted sleep every night at the same time

>meat, fish, egg & greens-based diet with minimal fruits and starchy veg, minimal dairy and no grains or pasta or bread

>the more fat and protein, the better

>eat whenever hungry and eat as much as you need to feel full

>gym 3-4 times a week, where you will do heavy weights (machines first then as much freeweights as possible)

>some light cardio on your off days (not too much of you'll lose your gains)

If you're under 40, avoid the roids, there's no reason to take any. Your body type will determine muscle mass/strength/endurance and growth rate.

avoid proton powder because it hammers the kidneys and a lot of it is low quality chink crap with tons of shit ingredients of contaminants. Avoid any kind of soy or soy accesories. Avoid jerking off to porn every day (get a woman or at least jerk off to your own imagination)

Easy way to max out greens is to get a good blender (70s-era vitamix ~150, 90s-era vitamix ~300, blendtech ~300) and buy those organic pre-washed greenz and blend them with some distilled or filtered water. add some ginger and lemon (or fruit, but watch out for the sugar content), blend until creamy smooth and drink 2-3 glasses a day. A Nutribullet is fine too but they are not durable and only make small quantities.

alternatively replicate an augmentation pod and choose microfibral muscle aug


e5f6c7 (3) No.11980>>11991 >>14740

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>>11961

By Spock's Beard, what did Swolecard eat? A Cow each day?


1cc713 (1) No.11991>>11992 >>11993 >>11995 >>14716

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>>11980

Steak. T-Bone. Raw.


e5f6c7 (3) No.11992

>>11991

We need an image of Swolecard using a replicator and edit this caption in.


3f1e02 (1) No.11993>>11995

>>11991

>The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to become swole, whether it's through scientifc gains or protein gains or weightlifting gains! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to put up some weight, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!


ef798f (1) No.11995

>>11991

>>11993

underrated posts


ab9cb4 (1) No.14716>>16629

>>11991

This should become a banner.


c0547e (2) No.14740>>14754

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939b5a (1) No.14754>>14757 >>14890

>>14740

You should so some Protein Shake edits for Swolecard.


16e144 (1) No.14757>>14763 >>14890

>>14754

Pretty sure this ferengi is here to push Monster.


c16d2f (1) No.14763

>>14757

I thought I smelt a Slug-o-cola salesman around here.


cbc89c (1) No.14871

I make sure I spend half an hour working my muscles each day. What more can I do to get Swole?


c0547e (2) No.14890>>14891

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>>14757

>Pretty sure this ferengi is here to push Monster.

Why would you say that?

>>14754

>You should so some Protein Shake edits for Swolecard.

I'll try


5158cc (1) No.14891

>>14890

One of those god awful muscle monsters with more sugar than soda might do it.


b24f97 (1) No.16627>>16629

Anyone make it their Nu Years commitment to become Swole?


63c206 (1) No.16629

>>14716

>This should become a banner

oh, i'm aware, anon. i've been desperate to exploit the dietetic aspects of /fit/ness as a potential vector to approach new swole memery, particularly for a banner. Alas, I am limited by easy sauce material on the one hand and a lack of drawfag talents on the other.

The problem - as i see it - with simply using that image and swell meme text is that that is not Swolecard. That is Soycard. The Picard from TNG would not order such a thing. I wish i could draw and knew how to rotoscope because there are literally countless TNG scenes I'd like to rework with Swolecard and put new text in, reflecting swole values.

I was thinking something about Earl Gray latte protein shakes, but that in itself sounds faggy as fuck. I just stalled out on it, tbh. Riker, on the other hand… eating and cooking is already a meme with him… a lot more to work with there…

>>16627

I got swoke long ago, but it's a lifelong commitment and the struggle never ends. So much more than a mere trivial resolution, imho. I promise, when you tell your children and grandchildren of your path to Swoleness, the story of your call to adventure will be so much more than "welp, it was new years 2018 and i just decided what the hell…". That's not to say that resolutions aren't important, but merely that you should expect adversity and trials ahead, in anticipation of the miracle of swole conversion experience.


a83d0e (1) No.16637>>16785

The question is, does Swole Janeway exist?


044aa7 (1) No.16785>>16792

>>16637

Her thigh muscles and break a man’s neck like a twig. She rules her crew through fear and the possibility of intense femdom sex in a hallway


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>>16785

I'm picturing Janeway's head on Chun Li's body… and I am not displeased.


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>>16792

Someone will photoshop this. In meantime here is some crap art.


6439e4 (1) No.16831

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>>11961

>avoid proton powder

Was that a joke?


dffcc8 (2) No.16904>>16905

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>>11961

You're wrong about a lot of things here.

>meat, fish, egg & greens-based diet with minimal fruits and starchy veg, minimal dairy and no grains or pasta or bread

Uhm… No? If anything a vegetarian diet consisting of more fruits, vegetables, dairy, and plenty of grains, whole wheat bread, whole wheat pasta, will be better for you than just eating meat, fish, and eggs. All those things are packed with fibre and carbs - they are vital. Upping the counts of fruit and vegetables gives you a much more diverse range of micronutrients. No grains and minimal fruit? No pasta? No bread? Where the fuck did you get such shitty information? Your moms Atkins diet book from 1998?

>the more fat and protein the better

Not true. Ideally the amount of protein you would like to consume is a gram of protein for every pound of bodyweight you have, going too much over that isn't going to do anything for you. Its also not a good idea to try and eat as much fat as you can, fat is an essential part of your macronutrients but you don't want to eat shit tonnes of it. Part of being swole is also lowering your bodyfat levels so that your muscles actually show. Its not just about getting bigger muscles but lowering the amount of fat your body stores so that they are aesthetically noticeable.

>eat whenever hungry and eat as much as you need to feel full

This one is total bullshit, have you ever heard of intermittent fasting or time restricted eating? Those are what are getting a lot of great results right now. Before the idea was to eat six meals a day, which is still applicable and will show results, but eat whenever hungry? Nah. Eat as much as you need to feel full? Definitley not. So far if you followed this diet and nutrition plan you would gain fuck loads of fat and not have that much nutritional balance or intake. There are certain times when it is optimal for your body to process certain foods and nutrients, just eating whenever you want and how much you want when you feel like it is the actual antithesis of a good nutrition plan for working out.

>gym 3-4 times a week, where you will do heavy weights (machines first then as much freeweights as possible)

The gym 3-4 times a week, yeah sure at least you got that part right, but you don't need any machines. All you need is heavy weight or to create the illusion of heavy weight on your body. High intensity strength circuits will do it for you, the key is not reps, nor is it use this machine or that (in fact machines are pretty shit unless you know exactly what muscle groups you want to target) aim for compound movements and go for the level of intensity rather than length or session.

>some light cardio on your off days

There is literally no point to this if your goal is soley to build muslce. If you are a big guy with a lot of bodyfat percentage to lose then yeah it might be a good idea, but doing cardio on your rest days when you are small and want to build will just burn you out. Your muscle needs to recover to actually grow, if you exert yourself when your body needs rest (which it should if you work out right) you won't see the results you are looking for.

People over 40 would actually benefit from roids than say a young man because at 40 you are producing a fraction of the amount of testerone and growth hormone than a 20 year old guy is. If there ever was a reason to take roids, its certainly more applicable to the older guy who physically can't produce the amount of test he used to.

Avoid protein powder? Are you fuckin mad? The enhanced results from proper implementation of supplements is pretty undeniable. It makes you work better, gives you more energy, gives you nutrients, vitamins, plenty of protein which is normally impossible to consume from just a standard diet. If you're a 200lbs guy how are you supposed to get 200g of protein in you from just food? The volume is too much. Protein bars, protein shakes, plus creatine, magnesium, zinc, vitamins, will all give you an extra edge and enhancement to your workout and results.

>avoid jerking to porn everyday

>don't eat soy

Masturbating increases the level of testerone the body produces and stimulates growth hormone. If you actually look after your body and excercise regularly, running away from scary estrogen in soy is not going to be a problem for you. - Really shitty information man, you could be doing damage to people with that by acting like you know what you are talking about when you don't.


2f840b (2) No.16905>>16906

>>16904

/strek/ will be swole by the end of this year.


cdae9e (3) No.16906>>16907 >>16908

>>16905

Not if you follow that retard's contradictory advice.


2f840b (2) No.16907

>>16906

Guess we need to hold a GAINZ tournament, anons face off each other in a game of swoleness.


dffcc8 (2) No.16908>>16915

>>16906

You know instead of just calling people wrong and a retard you could actually try to engage your mind in a productive discussion, is that beyond you? If you think something is contradictory or retarded do you not think it is wise to actually highlight specifically what it is? I mean obviously you don't give a fuck if people are healthy or not, you're more inclined to call people names than actually make a reasonable point, otherwise you would share your own knowledge which you are claiming is superior to the one you are condescending upon.


cdae9e (3) No.16915>>16916

>>16908

I was literally shitposting. I was sitting on the toilet taking a dump. If you really want to discuss nutrition I'll see you on /fit/. Goodnight.


517c1e (1) No.16916

>>16915

>Not discussing Swoleness on the Swole board

Where do you think you are?


882515 (1) No.17042>>17078 >>18448

I am not going to lie, /strek/ convinced me to start working out and get /fit/


d6056d (1) No.17078>>17079

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>>17042

>/strek/ convinced me to start working out and get /fit/

protip: borg queen spinal column curls are good if u want shredded guns like Swolecard


30e85d (1) No.17079

>>17078

Picard got Semi-Swole to fight the Borg. Imagine what would happen if he became Super-Swole?


f86965 (1) No.18408>>18415

Is cardio>gains?


51fe52 (1) No.18415

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6fe34f (1) No.18448>>18451

>>17042

That's incredibly sad.


cdae9e (3) No.18451

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