▶ 8e86b8 (1) No.3>>7
Tell me about Riker, why does he play the trombone.
▶ 063174 (1) No.7>>8
▶ b92d75 (1) No.8
>>7
Lot of loyalty for a hired Ferengi!
▶ 54783f (4) No.11
Neato, a new Startrek board.
▶ 2aebc5 (6) No.13>>23 >>67
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
designated shitposting thread
▶ 2aebc5 (6) No.16>>17 >>26
>>15
anyone got another joke image of captain's log? i think it was a shitposting comic or something but i can't remember
▶ 54783f (4) No.17
>>16
I think this one's a Twin Peaks riff.
▶ 73678f (2) No.23
>>13
Tell me about Kirk! Why did he climb the mountain?
▶ 73678f (2) No.26
>>16
Dug around my folders, found these.
▶ 1f270b (1) No.67
>>13
To boldly shitpost where no anon has gone before?
▶ 796c3d (1) No.262>>282 >>298
Hey Board Owner, did you ever think you would have made a Board that would enter into the Top 50?
▶ 54783f (4) No.282
>>262
1. Top 50 board
2. ???
3. Profit!
▶ 2aebc5 (6) No.298>>300 >>15677
>>262
it's a temporary thing, even /bane/ was popular once and look how that went
▶ 5f87ec (1) No.300>>301
>>298
>implying /bane/ isn't still popular
Legate Hothead!
▶ 2aebc5 (6) No.301>>310
>>300
ded board
there hasn't been a major planecrash in ages
and mini crashes aren't shit
▶ 000dff (2) No.1134
Shame we don't have a board-tan. But I think that would be for the best, it would result in insane waifu fighting
▶ 8effd6 (1) No.1503>>1504 >>1505 >>1506
So we're in the 8chan Hunger games now
>>>/sudo/44368
Can Dukat carry us to victory?
▶ 59df63 (1) No.1504>>1505
>>1503
Will he call in the Dominion?
▶ e0d1e5 (1) No.1505
>>1503
>>1504
how does that shit work?
do we just wait now until something on the page updates?
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1506>>1513
>>1503
>"REMOVE HASPERAT"
I'm okay with this, but I wish we had a tan to run.
▶ 01df38 (6) No.1513
▶ fff6ea (1) No.1564>>1598
I wonder what it would take to get /strek/ back into the Top 50 again?
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1598>>1600
>>1564
>I wonder what it would take to get /strek/ back into the Top 50 again?
We were in the Top 50?
▶ 01df38 (6) No.1600>>1609
>>1598
At one point we were in the Top 40 when the board just started out.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1609>>1713
>>1600
Time to start shitposting, crew.
▶ 4c2cbc (1) No.1690
We need something to replace the spoiler image.
▶ 01df38 (6) No.1713
>>1609
Considering the rate that active users have been increasing on this board I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes a Top 50 board within a week.
▶ 41b7fb (1) No.1778>>1803
Well /strek/ is in the Top 50 again.
▶ 01df38 (6) No.1802>>1803
/strek/ just took /bane/'s place. Will Dukatposting overtake Baneposting?
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1803>>1849
>>1778
Woot!
>>1802
>Will Dukatposting overtake Baneposting?
Only if we somehow meme some French guy named DuKat into staging a coup over Macron.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1804>>1849 >>1878
Okay, our next hurdle to overcome is /pone/. Everyone ready to shitpost those horse-fuckers out of existence?
▶ 288dfb (1) No.1849>>1915
>>1803
>Only if we somehow meme some French guy named DuKat into staging a coup over Macron.
>>1804
These kinds of people make me understand the position of terrorists.
▶ e113a0 (1) No.1878
>>1804
Let's do it FOR CARDASSIA!
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1915>>1917
>>1849
>These kinds of people make me understand the position of terrorists.
They give autism a bad name.
▶ 2ba08a (3) No.1917>>1922
>>1915
why even post these things on this board?
▶ d5befa (1) No.1920>>1922
What the actually fuck? /strek/ just leapfrogged into the Top 40.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1922>>1925 >>1927
>>1917
Those who forget the bronies are doomed to repeat them. Besides, it's vaguely on-topic thanks to John DeLancie needing a paycheck.
>>1920
>What the actually fuck? /strek/ just leapfrogged into the Top 40.
Take THAT, horsefu--!
>we're above /hentaiporn/, /vore/, and /kpop/ and we're creeping up on /fringe/
Oh my stars and garters. It's happening!
▶ 2ba08a (3) No.1925>>1927 >>1940
>>1922
We need not to be cocky, if this board is truly worthy then no hype is necessary, after all 'The higher you climb the harder you fall'
▶ 8850ff (1) No.1927>>1928
>>1922
Top 25 when?
>>1925
Question though is if /strek/ stays in it's position.
▶ 2ba08a (3) No.1928>>1941
>>1927
You always wanna be an underdog board because higher up you get people who only fuck around instead of staying on the boards topic, so it is better to grow slowly with the right people
▶ a882f8 (1) No.1932
▶ 01df38 (6) No.1939>>1941
>/strek/ is in the Top 40's
>fast approaching Top 30's
What is this madness?
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1940
>>1925
>We need not to be cocky
We ARE the cock.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1941>>1942
>>1939
>What is this madness?
We're being promoted constantly at the top of the page. I don't know if it's activated by individuals posts or what, but things are starting to snowball as more show up looking to grok Spock.
>>1928
>You always wanna be an underdog board because higher up you get people who only fuck around instead of staying on the boards topic, so it is better to grow slowly with the right people
We can't control who gets in, and it really only takes one guy to fuck up a thread topic.
I've often been that guy, I'm afraid.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1942
>>1941
Having said that, I agree that we don't want to suddenly be a target for the more carnivorous boards.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.1975>>2249
We, uh, we may be approaching the event horizon.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2249>>2265
>>1975
And we're back to the bottom of the barrel. The horse-fuckers are in ascendance once more.
▶ d9a2d6 (1) No.2265>>2275
>>2249
We climbed over them again.
▶ 000dff (2) No.2323>>2372
This is like the Klingons going to war against the Tribbles.
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2372>>2375
>>2323
>This is like the Klingons going to war against the Tribbles.
Infestations must be absterged, anon.
▶ 01df38 (6) No.2375
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2380>>2550
We are currently out-shitposting the /aus/tralians.
They will come for us.
▶ 01cf1f (1) No.2550
▶ 8c2da4 (1) No.2829>>2830 >>2849
>/strek/ nearly bursts past back into action into the Top 30's
What is this?
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2849>>2854
>>2829
>What is this?
It seems to be determined by the daily amount of unique IPs. We shitpost enough that /strek/ ends up in the promoted boards at the top, and, eventually, we grab the users who notice us.
I suspect we might get more visitors on the days where /pol/'s short on happenings or when things are getting worse in world. I have no proof of that, but after reading three disastrous "Canada is cucked because this communist shit just happened" threads, I needed something to keep me from sticking my head in a woodchipper, and there was /strek/ at the top, calling me home to comfy-town.
▶ 0ab549 (1) No.2854>>2916
>>2849
Probably is what happens. There seems to be short bursts randomly of users and this is a rather comfy board. Fuck if this keeps up though we will end up as a Top 25 Board
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2916
>>2854
And then we shall usurp our way into the top ten!
▶ 748e20 (18) No.2919>>2942
Uh oh. We may end up under siege by the autist's autists.
▶ e9f3a3 (1) No.2942
>>2919
We should summon the spirits of Kang, Kor and Koloth to fight for us if they do!
▶ 0de9f9 (1) No.5820>>5823
Does the fact that this board remains in the top 50 yet Star Wars died mean that the end to the debate of what is better; Star Trek is better than Star Wars?
▶ dd3f50 (3) No.5823>>5824
>>5820
Beneath the shiny surface of Star Wars there's really nothing to analyze, meme, or mock. You're comparing a franchise with 20 hours of live action content to one with over 700 hours. Star Trek has far more going for it. Apples and oranges
▶ c122bc (1) No.5824
>>5823
What's the bet that isn't cosplay, it's just Gates McFadden taking her basement slave out for a walk?
▶ 5f747f (2) No.7989>>7996 >>7997 >>8118
>/strek/ is in the Top 25 again
>It was 21 this morning.
/strek/'s success is pretty insane.
▶ 6f3b45 (1) No.7996
>>7989
Yeah. It seems to get a bump in the evenings. I guess the other boards die down while /strek/ is still filled with shitposting nightowls and yuropoors.
▶ 4e36e1 (1) No.7997
>>7989
It'll simmer down after STD dies out.
▶ 5f747f (2) No.7998>>8120
Just noticed board logs aren't enabled. Why is that BO? We a dictatorship?
▶ dd3f50 (3) No.8118>>8192
>>7989
That's even considering the main page always ends up listing us with some retarded thread as the most active thread.
>Star Trek 7969 "lets settle this once and for allwith or without the beard?"
The Riker's beard thread has been our advertisement for the "active thread" and not the endless shitposting in Star Trek Discovery, how many more hits could we have had if this site actually fixed it's broken shit.
▶ 11b26c (1) No.8120
>>7998
i think i just enabled them, no idea if they work
▶ 7d0b0f (2) No.8192>>8195
>>8118
Why do you call it shitposting? The STD thread has some good discussion going.
▶ dd3f50 (3) No.8195
>>8192
>Why do you call it shitposting? The STD thread has some good discussion going.
It was an ironic comment because one person's shitpost is another's quality comment. Certain sage faggots want to comment on what derails a thread somebody else enjoys as it is. Point being, the STD thread is getting a lot of traffic but the front page advertises useless shit about "riker's beard."
▶ bf728a (2) No.8199>>8201 >>8255
>needing a board tan
don't suppose we could reuse one that is already a space alien and nerd girl?
▶ bf728a (2) No.8201
>>8199
damn I should have spoilered the image so it might be a neat surprise or something oh well now I look like a fucking weeaboo jerkoff.
▶ 7d0b0f (2) No.8255>>8264
>>8199
We don't need one, because board-tans are gay, and we certainly don't need some stupid anime character.
▶ 27b49e (1) No.8264>>15070 >>15093
>>8255
I thought our board-tan was the changeling chick?
▶ 61847d (1) No.15070>>15098
>>8264
>Can be any form she wants
Looks like pic related
▶ 36168e (3) No.15093>>15105
>>8264
We no longer have a Board-Tan
We have Swoleness.
▶ da4502 (4) No.15098
>>15070
Yeah no. Her preferred form was an Andorian qt
▶ 72e0b5 (1) No.15105>>15107
>>15093
Swolecard is a fine mascot, but in the event that we need a cute grill, have any of you considered Lal?
▶ 36168e (3) No.15107>>15108 >>15132
>>15105
Is there a Swole Lal?
▶ da4502 (4) No.15108>>15134
>>15107
I don't care what the comic says, swole is not for grill.
▶ 2a392c (1) No.15132>>15137
>>15107
she's either a sexbot or a male and a retarded ship's fool named Lul. I haven't decided.
▶ 36168e (3) No.15134>>15143
>>15108
>He doesn't like his women Swole
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the Vulcan club is two boards down.
▶ 485ff6 (1) No.15137
▶ da4502 (4) No.15143>>15144
>>15134
I think you're in the wrong thread. You'e forgetting two key things. Opposites attract, and the law of the conservation of testosterone.
When a society's males become swole and manly, the women become curvy and feminine. It's the law of the conservation of testosterone. Male test + female test is a constant. This also holds true for individual relationships. A big ripped dude almost always gets the hottie. A soyboy like John Scalzi (pic related) gets married to a butch manjaw femcunt. (not posting her. It's even more gross.) Since he has very little testosterone, his wife makes up for it. Male test + female test is a constant. If one is high, the other goes low. Actually liking swole muscle chicks makes you even more of a Scalzified soyboy than Scalzi himself.
▶ 687260 (1) No.15144
>>15143
Women who become swole to the extent of Chyna, it's weird. Fit women who don't look like they're roided hermaphrodites are okay IMO.
>John Scalzi
Why does that name ring a soybell for some reason. Is he part of that Hugo sadpuppies thing?
▶ da4502 (4) No.15150>>15169
>>15147
pol/strek/ is not for you, /leftypol/. GTFO>>15147
▶ b0bc22 (1) No.15169>>15177
>>15150
>pol/strek/
<He doesn't know Gene was a devout communist and Star Trek is set in a communist future.
▶ 9c2d3e (1) No.15177>>15184
>>15169
>implying we care
>implying TOS wasn't a butchered version of his shitty vision made decent by studio execs
>implying TNG didn't get better with his death
Get a load of this gay.
▶ faa666 (1) No.15184
>>15177
This. Who gives a fuck about the (((Federation)))?
▶ 7554a7 (1) No.15677
>>298
BOI WERE THEY WRONG!
▶ a13e8f (1) No.17318
>first post still lives on
>/strek/ is a Top board now
Was this ever planned?