7b97c8 No.319315
You know the board is slow when you can claim your Waifu on a WeekEnd. Even when she's one of the major players of the show.
>>319296
>>319312
But you two have taste, I'll give you that.
>>319313
…that … is a taste. Just, you know. Not a good one.
1c6a00 No.319320
I don't understand you nigger lovers.
Fucking Claimed
27f0f0 No.319322
>>319315
get back in the cuckshed
ae366a No.319324
I'll just take this one.
>>319294
You sicken me…
bb8130 No.319336
The greatest of the two princesses
9b3c8e No.319337
>>319336
>princess
>not empress
644c38 No.319346
>>319337
>empress
>not goddess
d9307b No.319348
>>319346
>"goddess"
>not the creator of the universe herself
**Current year Faust is a shit and so it is your edgy black alicorn OC.""
d9307b No.319349
>>319348
Screwed up the spoiler but anyway, screw your dumb generic villain.
644c38 No.319365
>>319349
I bet you're one of those Chrysalis fags.
793190 No.319367
>>319365
They are both the same shit.
>edgy black OC villains with fangs and generic evil laugh to show the little girls in the audience they are bad
>fucks shit up for everyone across Equestria because muh feelings (muh moon, muh night, muh starving swarm of mindless drones)
>both liked by spineless beta males across the fandom, nuff said
At least edgy moon pone is pleasing to the eyes, fuking bughorse is an abomination in the eyes of ponykind and the only thing she deserves is to be squashed by a boot.
a6c84b No.319390
>>319348
A goddess doesn't need to create the universe to be a goddess. Take Nekhbet and Mehit from Egyptian mythology for example.
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f84ae8 No.319399
>>319312
when I look into that face, my heart just melts.
a89805 No.319402
I want to covey interest romantically because Dash.
ac6cb6 No.319490
ac6cb6 No.319491
She is prettiest horse, and some say she is kindest and wisest horse too, though if she were really THAT smart, Twilight Sparkle wouldn't have had nearly so many adventures and close calls over the past eight years.
27f0f0 No.319504
>>319490
>>319491
No waifu stealing tiny man
1c6a00 No.319628
>>319625
Have fun raising a couple of betacuck children.
37c652 No.319629
>>319628
Betas actually come from homes with aggressive bitch mothers.
efe200 No.319649
>>319628
Coco would make an excellent mother.
ae366a No.319668
>>319649
I doubt that. She seems committed to her career as a fashion designer, so wouldn't she constantly be heading off to fashion shows and business meetings, working late hours to meet deadlines and so on? When would she have time to take care of the kids in all that?
37c652 No.319687
>>319668
Equestria's economy has robust maternity leave. And surprisingly lax child labor laws.
994817 No.319696
>>319687
>And surprisingly lax child labor laws.
That much is probably canon, considering Spike and Apple Bloom.
ae366a No.319701
>>319687
>Equestria's economy has robust maternity leave
Someone should have told the Cakes. If they could just have hired someone else to fill in for Mrs Cake after the twins where born they wouldn't have had to make pinkie their nanny on top of working the shop for them.
>>319696
>Implying spike is employed
Don't be silly fam, spiked isn't employed, he's property. I'd also seriously doubt AB is being paid a single bit for her help in running the farm.
ae01a6 No.319710
>>319696
That's nothing special. Even in this world, children often work at family businesses, and the laws are more lax for family farms.
644c38 No.319711
>>319687
Most of the actual first world nations have better maternity leave than the US.
747d44 No.319712
>>319711
In a truly first world nation women would not be allowed to work to begin with.
efe200 No.319827
>>319712
In a truly first world nation women would be eradicated and replaced with vat-grown pones.
634f49 No.319846
>>319827
In a
TRULY
first world nation, we wouldn't have to grow pones in vats. We'd still eradicate women though.
f39134 No.319931
How the fuck is SHE not claimed???
efe200 No.319935
>>319931
My claim didnt expire from last thread.
ae366a No.319937
>>319931
>>319935
Most sane people prefer waifus who aren't rotting corpses?
Not that I'm judging you or anything.
efe200 No.319938
>>319937
All ponies are fictional and their time doesnt run parallel to ours anyways so it doesnt even matter. What if it came out that mlp was set in the 16th century? That would mean all ponies are rotting corpses except celestia probably but that wouldn't matter to you, would it?
ae366a No.319939
>>319938
She may be fictional, but in the show she's still fictionally pushing up the fictional daisies.
efe200 No.319940
>>319939
But that doesnt mean I cant easily choose to waifu her from a point in time where she's alive, the same way some people only waifu unicorn twilight
ae366a No.319941
>>319940
Just don't forget to bring a necromancer to any dates or the conversation is going to be very one sided…
177220 No.319942
>>319931
Because she's married anon also am I the only person that noticed Pear Butter and Sugar Belle look somewhat similar pics related
37c652 No.319946
>>319942
Let me reassure you that the implications are not incestuous.
a276d4 No.319958
39623b No.319960
>>319946
Incest is the best, put your filly to the test.
bb94c1 No.320030
>>319942
Sugar Belle's a fuckin' ripoff that'll never have Pear Butter's charm.
79aed3 No.320034
>>320030
>Rip off
>Sugar Belle first appearance season 5
>Pear Butter first appearance season 7
6294df No.320044
>>320034
Pear Butter is older, ergo Sugar Belle = ripoff