>>307956
>>307955
Go easy cus this was early days and it's not much but i am presently surprised I found it
“Ugh, damnit. What now?”
>Tucking your dick back into your pants and zipping up, you grab your jacket off the side of the couch and head out the door
>Normally masturbating on Derpy’s couch after she’s left is a treasure trove of pleasure but being distracted by ponies yelling angrily outside her house isn’t much of a turn on
>After opening the door, you glance around left and right to see where the commotion is coming from
>To the right of her house, just a couple of houses down, you see Derpy hovering close to the mailbox of that house.
>Along with the couple that lived in the house she was apparently delivering mail to, since she was still in her delivery outfit
>You could visibly tell they weren’t to enthralled with something she had done.
>”You delivered the wrong mail again!” the stallion screamed
>fuckme.jpg
>Still standing at the door, you glance at the stallion and then at Derpy.
>From this distance, you can at least tell she’s upset.
>Not to mention, she has had a history of mixing up mail since you met her and even way before that.
>And given Derpy’s nature of being clumsy and very forgetful, you can see this happening near daily
>”This is the last straw. I’ve had it with you and always giving my mail to some other pony!”, you heard snapping you back into reality.
>’Shit, I better diffuse this situation before it gets any worse’
>You ran down to the house, putting on your jacket as you ran
“Wait, wait. What’s going on here?”
>You said as you stopped right in front of all three ponies
>”This Mail Mare has been delivering the wrong mail to our house for the past week! I can’t take it anymore! She needs to be fire-“
>you cut him off
“Look, I know she can make some mistakes. We all do. No one’s perfect”
>”I’m dang sure better than this mail pony is! I bet I could do her job twice as good as her. And I don’t need lectures from a freakin’ talking monkey”
>talking monkey
>Everyone who sees you thinks you’re a damn talking ape
>’Shits getting old’