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95b30f No.306023

So, apparently horse meat is much better for you than beef. It is very lean with much less fat than beef per gram.

Per 100 grams, here's how the two stack up:

Cooked beef (Per 100 Grams(Cooked):

273 Calories

18g of fat

82mg cholesterol

25g of protein

Smaller amounts of Iron

Large amounts of Zinc and selenium

Horse Meat (Per 100 Grams (Cooked)

175 Calories

6g of fat

28g of Protein

High levels of iron, Zinc, Selenium, and Phosphorus

High levels of Niacin, B12, and B6

Since meat from a pony is almost identical to meat from an equine that is measured 14.2 hands or taller, a "horse", then most of the My Little Pony characters would actually make for a good snack. If the average pony weighs roughly 300kg, with 60% of their body weight being Muscle, if we do 300 x .60= 180 (How many kilograms of meat you would get out of a pony) Then do 180 x 100= 18000 (how many grams of edible meat in a pony) Then finally 18000 x 175= 3150000 (how many calories you can get out of a pony) So, if we do

3150000/ 600=5250 (how many large servings you could get out of a pony)

So, a character like Rainbow Dash would contain 5250 servings and a total of 3150000 calories. So, would you take a nice plate of grilled Rainbow Dash meat? I personally think it would be pretty good.

5945ef No.306024

Eating horses is negro/mongol-type behavior. Indo-Europeans were the ones to domesticate and work alongside equines like civilized folk instead of subhuman savages. I don't see why we should degenerate ourselves back to ape-brain behaviour.


95b30f No.306025

I personally don't think horses should be slaughtered for meat, but if a horse needs to be put down or a horse dies in an unintentional way, then why not try some horse meat? (As long as it's not your own pet/companion (that would be a little messed up)


709cf7 No.306028

>>306024

Actually, horse meat is a normal part of the local foodstuffs across much of Europe. It was usually poor peasant fare though, so as food became more plentiful, it went out of fashion in many places.

Same reason most of Europe doesn't eat calf's brains.


8a8def No.306031

>>306023

>much less fat

That makes it less healthy.

Most of the problems with meat in the US come down to what the animals are fed and how the meat is processed and cooked. High-fat meat from a healthy animal eating a natural diet is very healthy for you.


709cf7 No.306034

>>306031

Depends on how much fat you want in your diet. Its only healthy in moderation.


512aba No.306049

Dietary fat is not the same as body fat. You're pushing something that's both based on bad fad diet nonsense and heretical.


72b5a2 No.306060

fat isn't bad for you, retard


510084 No.306066

>if we do 300 x .60= 180 (How many kilograms of meat you would get out of a pony)

That would be muscle meat. what you but in the store as 'meat' also contains fat. Also, you forget that a pony also has a bunch of non-meat non-fat components such as its skeleton; but for the sake of it, since numbers I found for similar animals say about 2/3 is edible, so with this caveat in mind, lets take your number.

Then do 180 x 100= 18000 (how many grams of edible meat in a pony); no that's how many decigrams of edibles is in a pony. 180 kilogram * 1000gram/kilogram = 180000. you are off a factor of 10.

> So, if we do 3150000/ 600=5250 (how many large servings you could get out of a pony)

Im gonna guess there are americunt calories? I recall people needing 1500-2000 kcal per day. Really the problem is the measure. When calories and kilocalories are sometimes used interchangable and there's a third measure used somewhere in the bald eagle republic, things are getting a bit fucked. Still, dont forget the factor 10 you missed earlier to make 50k meals out of one pony, calory wise. Whether or not you actually want to call a 0,125 ounce piece of meat a full, or even large, meal, is something i think most of us will protest once it is put on our plate.


ea2c86 No.306067

>>306031

>High-fat meat from a healthy animal eating a natural diet is very healthy for you.

Only if you live a high calorie lifestyle. Sedentary shitposters should stick to lean meats like chicken.


512aba No.306074

>>306066

>I recall people needing 1500-2000 kcal per day.

That's more of a generalization made by the medical industry, which isn't really to be trusted. It actually depends on height, weight, age, sex, level of activity, and every "caloric need" guessing site makes the same assumption as the BMI metric. That assumption being that somehow muscles and muscular builds don't exist and the only way you can be above what they say is the "right" weight is by being fat, thusly pushing a narrative that people that are in great shape and big in a muscular way are somehow bad and unhealthy. There's a theory behind that but I'll save it.

Calorie counting in general is stupid anyway. It can lead to obsessive behavior. All you need to do really is use moderation, stay away from junk food and fast food, stay away from poisons like soy, and refrain from being a disgusting glutton and you'll be fine. Even if your daily activity is sitting at the computer shitposting and hoping a job comes soon.


a1e5b5 No.306079

>>306074

>All you need to do really is use moderation

…you're not … from here, are you? Most people above 400lbs have no idea they're eating too much. Most people have never had a good diet modeled for them at home. So, they eat until they're satisfied and guess what? That's too much. Some eventually find the calorie counting systems and if they stick to it for six months, maybe their diet is missing something but now they have had it shown unequivocally to them, what "enough" feels like in their belly.

After playing around with the fad diet systems for awhile they can, yes, hopefully move on to less emotionally restrictive eating habits but since humans are built for a world of scarcity, fat tastes SO good because normally we'd only be getting a couple mouthfuls a month of real, red meat. Being rich, in a rich land of plentiful food means our instincts become our worst enemies, long-term.

Saging for no-ponies. But nearly on-topic, I would consider eating horse meat. But in the states, it's not only illegal for horse meat to be prepared or sold for human consumption, we can't even slaughter horses if it's bound for human consumption. This ends up meaning all the unwanted horses get carried, unwatered and unkempt, broken legs and all potentially, across the nearest land border.

Want to increase humane treatment of old, or excessive horses? Push for a slaughter house in every state … the number of horses won't likely change, but at least they won't have to be carted so far.

So, I guess saging also for getting political on the board about cartoon talking-equines, whom we can't eat because that would be a form of canibalism. Kinda.

But I would totally eat the CMC. If you get what I mean (Imagine that double-clicking sound here, even though I can't even remotely make it).


512aba No.306080

>>306079

I'm talking in general. Landwhales are a special case and need a kick in the ass, maybe a change in life circumstance or the simulation of having to live on a low budget and not being able to afford mcdonalds and pizza hut. I know it ain't easy for most people in that situation. It's also more specific to males, since I can't pretend to understand women beyond knowing they're completely different creatures that are emotional rather than logical. It takes a certain mindset and really even political stance to start going as hard about it to not need extra help. Of the few things modern /pol/ offered, insights into how bad soy and plastic containers are and knowing to avoid them were key.

Boosting testosterone is key if you're a male and have weight issues. Be it through exercise, taking expensive natural/organic supplements like the humble water filter merchant sells that are also private labeled by other companies that probably don't do as many sales, or other means. If nothing else, you get more alpha and a better mindset. Cutting out bad influences is good as well. I'll bully the shit out of myself and say I'm speaking from personal experience with this issue. Obviously it doesn't blanket apply to everyone but it does work.

>the board about cartoon talking-equines, whom we can't eat because that would be a form of canibalism. Kinda.

Eating horse meat seems wrong in general. It's not even a pony thing, certainly in my case since I felt this way before ending up here. Equine species, at least in Europe and the US, they seem to have elevated to the levels dogs, cats, and other pets reach. Trust, friendship, care, feeling sad when they die. A stage where "I should eat this" doesn't come into play. Maybe in a post-apocalyptic scenario where you have to eat something or die, but that's about as likely as our current reality having followed the Fallout storyline instead of the current one.


3e9eef No.306097

>>306023

what if I only eat the vagina and uterus?


3939b8 No.306167

>>306097

You are what you eat. You wanna turn into a goddamn pussy?


3e9eef No.306176

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>>306167

>You are what you eat

I'm already a human


622bcc No.306188

>>306167

Better than being a dick, eh?


b9f7ae No.306190

>>306167

does this mean I'm turning into a hotpocket?


d3d950 No.306202

>>306190

technically, yes.


603200 No.306206

File: dba7413ab533353⋯.jpg (220.9 KB, 1200x1700, 12:17, menace.jpg)

done that.

we helped the destruction of the remaining horse meat industry of France.

- one in Langres has been the victim of a fire, pure coincidence. anonymously warned the insurance company that their electrical installation was obsolete, they closed.

- another one in Perpignan had an advanced sanitary control and had to close. anonymous reporting from an ex-employee

- last one lost tracability of some documents and had to close, pay a fine.

- two more have stopped the commercialization as the whole region dropped.


603200 No.306207

>>306028

for being european i guarantee you that historically it never happened, except in some rare cases of famine. this is a lie.


709cf7 No.306223


582d24 No.306408

As a European (Belgium), yes we do eat horse meat frequently and it's quite delicious.


0cb8ba No.306427

As a European (West-German), yes we do eat horse meat frequently and it's quite delicious.

My hometown is famous for its Ross-Sauerbraten, Pferdeklopse and Gulasch from Horsemeat and the Area has been known for it since we adopted the recipe from the Romans.

I do not know where >>306207 comes from, but I hear that more and more, even around here as young girls think horses and rabbits are for petting instead for eating.


836773 No.306450

>>306427

>>306408

you're really like a race apart. like the chinks who eat dogs.


5fb851 No.306555

>>306023

I ate horse meat kebabs in Japan. It was delicious! Eel is good, too. They can keep the tofu, though.


5e62b3 No.306568

thank you


fbe3b5 No.306873

There's nothing wrong with eating horse meat, but using them for cattle and livestock is wrong

Besides Beef is superior in all aspects, horse meat tastes like shit. Its like those faggots who think turkey tastes better than pheasant or chicken, they have terrible opinions


41c773 No.308154

I've never eaten hoers meat and im now staying away from it. I'd get to reminded of mlp if I did. imagine going to equestria and they find out you'd eaten pone meat before. gl explaining that shit.


56c96e No.308165

>>306873

>horse meat tastes like shit

This




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