/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>>302465

Her situation hasn't changed even a tiny bit from S1E1 though.

Earth pones know what they like and stick to what they know

>>302462 (OP)

Social advancement is not equally available to all. Not having wings or a horn is a disability.

>>302474

>disability

I think you mean, opportunity.

>>302475

Because earth ponies actually exist more or less

>>302467

This is a problem for Applejack's character how? Her entire 'thing' is traditional family values, in case you haven't noticed. She works on her farm with her family, day in, day out. Honest pay and all that. Sounds pretty comfy to me. If you expect conservative horse to have some monopoly over the apple market by now you're dumb.

No excuse for Pinkie though.

>>302506

Exactly. Applejack's character was constructed without any room for improvement or life goals. She starts out without any major personality flaws to overcome and without any dreams to strive for. She's so static as to be boring.

I know this would trigger a huge autism storm, but fuck, if she's so into family, you could always have her start one of her own or something. Or we could have seen Sweet Apple Acres grow from a two-pony farm into a thriving plantation under Applejack's leadership. Or we could have had the whole "stubborn" thing take a few seasons to get resolved, like with Fluttershy's "shy" thing.

>>302517

Yeah but crippling anxiety is

>>302519

n-no it's not

>>302515

>no excuse needed for being a static, shiftless burden on society

>>302599

>most popular pony in ponyville and the next three towns over

>individually and in person makes everyone smile every single days

>has a job

<burden on society

>>302599

>Living to work instead of working to live

Pinkie Pie as a fictional horse that makes people happy has a more positive impact on the real world than you do.

That's what I love most about Rainbow, Rarity, and Twilight. They not only took on more ambitious roles in their lives, but actually succeeded at doing so with resounding success. Slowly becoming a great wonderbolt, entrepreneur, or princess over the course of several seasons of the show. To look back at episodes from years ago and to see just how far they've come, it makes me feel so proud of them.

Pinkie hasn't really gone anywhere. She still works at the same bakery from season 1 and I'm actually pretty okay with that. She doesn't need any big ambitions to make her episodes enjoyable, because her super cheerful and wise-cracking personality can still carry them rather well imo. Although her comedy can be Very hit-or-miss, it's still nice to see a fun-loving character who is pretty content with her current position in life. Having a lot of fun, a lot of friends, working her dream job, and generally being happy all-around every day of her life. What more can you ask for?

Fluttershy got over her social anxieties…. I guess. I dunno, man. Confident Flutters just isn't as likable to me as shy Flutters imo. And besides that, much like Pinkie or Applejack, she hasn't really gone anywhere in life. Still residing in her little grass cottage and with all her animals as ever, I see. To be fair though, they did try to make her more ambitious with the opening of the animal sanctuary. But that very goal was also met in the same episode it was introduced. Making it feel ungratifying imo because it honestly didn't feel like she worked very hard to attain her aspirations. The writers simply just handed it to her on plate.

Applejack is still fucking boring as ever. Still stuck on her dumb farm with her apple obsession. Unchanging in how utterly uninteresting and unambitious she is.

>>302769

>Confident Flutters just isn't as likable to me as shy Flutters imo.

She would be alright if they gave her some new function.

>>302771

She does have a new function as Discord's cocksleeve.

>>302835

I'd put a baker's dozen centaur babbies in her tbh.

>>302841

>Pinkie Pie

>Traditional Wife

Not even close. She would have no ability to focus on just a few kids of her own over her gigantic circle of friends and all the time she spends on her personal relationships with everyone in town.

Neither is she the most consistent or grounded person in the world, so I would shudder to think how any kids relying on her for their upbringing would end up unless she chills out to a degree that would leave her unrecognisable.

Clearly she has already long since peaked out and is approaching a drug fuelled crash rapidly and will probably be worn out, disillusioned and bitter old nag within a decade if she doesn't die from undiagnosed diabetes before that can happen.

And lastly, "Don't stick your dick in crazy"

If you want a traditional wife, you will want to go with AJ assuming you want to spend the rest of your life on a run down farm being cucked half her male relatives or Fluttershy have fun dealing with her jeallous ex and shoveling animal dung for the rest of your life the rest of them are too caught up in their careers to care for children themselves.

>>302864

You seem to have pony confused with reality where any of that shit would happen at all. Pinkie isn't a fucking druggie, AJ isn't in a canonical incestuous relationship and no one would want to date Fluttershy because she's fucking SHIT.

>>302462 (OP)

save applejack

>>302900

She's also boring and canonically stupid.

>>302934

>>302979

Not sure what this is supposed to prove.

French is the most pretentious, self-indulgent, feminine, "artsy" language in existence, is it not?

>>303033

>always broke

(citation needed)

Nigger, they have a F.A.R.M.

Ever heard of Amish? Those niggers are rich as fuck but dont indulge in money because of their beliefs and shit.

>>303072

You wot m16? I don't remember that or see it in the transcript for Best Night Ever.

>>303075

Nevermind I'm dumb. That's from Ticket Master.

Well, you've got a point there, but who knows? Maybe Equestrian (((healthcare))) requires several small fortunes like in the USA.

>>303078

Oh, and remember "Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000" when it was explained that cider sales keep the farm orchard afloat during the winter. Sweet Apple Acres is as profitable as a Depression Era homestead.

>>302462 (OP)

AJ is waiting for granny to die

PP is getting sick threesomes all the time

>>302599

>sick threesomes

>>302841

>tfw thots will never be as pure as cartoon hoers

>>302880

This. only competition is rarity, who is probably a whore

>>308751

Lets also not forget

>Suffocating

>High maintenance

>Nosy

>Latent psychotic tendencies

>>308752

>Suffocating

I would gladly trade your life to be suffocated by Ponka's ass. If we're talking emotional suffocation or something, then you're talking about it alone because that's some fucking faggy shit to say.

>High maintenance

2Low energy?

>Nosy

>Trying to hide things from Pinkie

The gay bathhouse, probably.

>Latent psychotic tendencies

Pretty overstated, and if you go by characters as presented in the show and related media only she's not the only one.

>>308753

>I would gladly trade your life to be suffocated by Ponka's ass. If we're talking emotional suffocation or something, then you're talking about it alone because that's some fucking faggy shit to say.

Suffocating as in she has no concept of personal space or privacy as I pointed out with nosy and leads into high maintenance with her constant need for attention. There's also the one episode where she made Fluttershy cry by constantly being in her face. Even though it was painfully obvious she was in distress.

>likes pudge

>likes ass

>wants to be smothered in ass

Good to know I'm dealing with a low IQ subhuman. Makes alot of sense.

>High maintenance

>2Low energy?

More like clingy and needy as was pointed out in Griffon The Brush Off when she had to be "part of the group" and couldn't take the hint to fuck off. As well as in Party Of One where she became psychotic and paranoid that people forgot her birthday and assumed no one liked or cared about her anymore. Which is pretty funny she never even entertained the idea it was a surprise party, with her being the premier party pony it should have been one of the first things she thought of. Good to know she'll assume the worst the minute I fuck up.

>Nosy

>Trying to hide things from Pinkie

>The gay bathhouse, probably.

>If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear :^)

>It's ok my significant other spies on me at NSA levels with dossiers and everything

>Not creepy or unsettling at all.

This has to be bait.

>Pretty overstated, and if you go by characters as presented in the show and related media only she's not the only one.

Perhaps but it's still there, part of her canon character, and therefore a factor. Combined with the above traits makes pretty shitty waifu material.

>implying I'm only singling her out

>implying the others aren't also broken individuals.

That said Ponka Pak is definitely one of the worst, second only to Fluttershy. Even Top Cunt being a cunt and a literal retard aspie is more tolerable.

Truly pinkiefags are cancer you should do society a favor and retroactively abort yourself before you breed with a schizo and burden everyone with another retard.

>>308757

>no concept of personal space

You don't need much personal space, lil fella.

>pudge

>likes ass

>a low IQ subhuman

High enough IQ to into IDs.

>Griffon The Brush Off

Gilda was a cunt, and she just loves Dash.

>Party of One

I'll give you that she probably should have thought surprise party, but then there wouldn't have been an episode, and it's a show first and a waifu marketplace second.

>Nosy

>Trying to hide things from Pinkie

>The gay bathhouse, probably.

>If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear :^)

>It's ok my significant other spies on me at NSA levels with dossiers and everything

>Not creepy or unsettling at all.

The comparison of Ponka to the out of control surveillance state is a piece of autism I will always try to remember.

>Combined with the above traits makes pretty shitty waifu material

I remain unconvinced.

>Truly pinkiefags are cancer you should do society a favor and retroactively abort yourself before you breed with a schizo and burden everyone with another retard.

nty

>reddit spacing

>>308752

>suffocation

>high maintinence

>nosy

>Implying I dont like clingy girls who wamt to spend every second with me

and

>latent psycotic tendancies

Ponka is a real man's waifu. If you cant handle the consequence of failure maybe you should stick with that ragdoll Fluttershy

>>308819

>he thinks I'm the guy he first responded to

I'm not the first person who defended Ponka in this thread, who said the pudge line that was later attributed to me. When I say there was an inability to into IDs, it is irrelevant who was responding to me as whoever it was would have been still conflating me with a second person I never explicitly agreed with on the topic of liking Ponka's pudge. I've been here since the 2014 exodus.

>>308832

Ponka's pudge is worth liking though

>>302864

>>302865

I think the term you are looking for is "fucks animals"

>>309419

With such a sickeningly humanlike vagina I'm not surprised she'd be unable to charge.

>>308751

>Except that she's a spineless doormat with no personality or self respect.

The best/only quality she had, and they predictively wrote it out of her. She also friendzoned discord.