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53da02 (2) No.296873>>296903 >>296910 >>299521 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Someone breaks into your house and puts a gun to your head, they demand that you demonstrate to them the appeal of MLP by showing them a single clip from the show. It can be any scene or song from any season, so long as it's under 5 minutes in length. If they dislike MLP by the end of the clip they'll shoot you dead. Which scene do you pick? Or do you embrace the fact that this is your chance to hop off the horse-train and let them execute you?

023e30 (1) No.296875

>under five minutes

In that case, I show him the garden party sceen from "Sweet and Elite." Twilight's dancing is a guaranteed laugh, and Rarity's confession is a great bro moment.


4e34fc (1) No.296880>>299521

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fea0a6 (1) No.296883>>299521

Show them the MMC ending. I want off this wild ride


e3d7ca (1) No.296888

>296883

Twist ending! He likes it and immediately becomes one of the EqD hasdrones.


06be64 (1) No.296903>>296904

>>296873 (OP)

You can't force someone to like something. Likes are relative to different people. You would have the same luck trying to convince someone to like your favorite color.


53da02 (2) No.296904

>>296903

Ok, so you're opting to just get shot, gotcha.


8bcffb (5) No.296910>>296913

>>296873 (OP)

I pick the scene in which I blast the guy with my AR.

To his dying form, I tell him; "The show's shit, ponies are overrated, and the only reason to care in the slightest is the worldbuilding, which's been dropped in recent seasons anyway.".


5b329b (1) No.296913>>296918

>>296910

>world building

>not the horse pussy

I want all of you disgusting normalfags to leave.


8bcffb (5) No.296918>>296920

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>>296913

Horse pussy is shit.

Real men lust after cloaca.


fde2f5 (1) No.296920>>296921

>>296918

Cloacas are literally full of shit. Anyway, don't griffons have lion parts on their back halves?


8bcffb (5) No.296921>>296922

>>296920

Possibly. Depends on how much of the bird they have.

Do griffons lay eggs? If so, it's probably a cloaca.


8d1bc6 (2) No.296922>>296923

>>296921

Dude their backside is a damn lion. Stop pushing the cloaca meme they have catpussy.


8bcffb (5) No.296923>>296925

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>>296922

But egg-laying griffons is objectively superior.

Besides, they're supposed to be half bird, right? Just the head isn't really 'half'.


8d1bc6 (2) No.296925>>296926

>>296923

Are you upset that the proportion isn't exactly 50-50? They get head, talons, and wings. Also cloaca a shit do you even know what a cloaca is? It's the most primitive orifice in the animal kingdom and frankly quite disgusting.


8bcffb (5) No.296926>>296967

>>296925

Eh, not really. It's just an excuse.

It may be a primitive orifice, but it's more interesting than cat cunt, you ask me. Plus, I like egg-laying griffons, as mentioned.


d36f62 (1) No.296967

>>296926

>It may be a primitive orifice, but it's more interesting than cat cunt, you ask me.

I feel like /pone/'s fascination with cloacas goes back to Rubyist's CYOA where we had Queen Chrysalis turn into a penguin and tried to fuck her.


f959d2 (1) No.296974>>296977 >>299521

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Winter Wrap-Up.


5ad711 (1) No.296977>>296993

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>>296974

That song was cute, but not particularly impressive. If you want to use a song, you would be better off with either "The Best Night Ever" or one of Kazumi Evans's virtuoso performances.


2cc661 (2) No.296993>>296997

>>296977

The point is to demonstrate the appeal of the show, and this song does a good job at it - it's pleasant and does a bit of world-building.


2e2ad5 (1) No.296997>>297030 >>299521

>>296993

If pleasant world-building is what you are after, the opening to the pilot would work better. Either way you are probably getting shot. The show's appeal has always been in its characters. Play "Smile" if you want to live.


2cc661 (2) No.297030>>299521

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>>296997

Of course. Smile is so good, it must be played in HD!


be8143 (1) No.299521>>299524

>>296873 (OP)

Bullet

>>296880

Bullet

>>296883

Mercy Killing

>>296974

non-lethal bullet

>>296997

>>297030

2 Bullets


18fc60 (1) No.299524>>299532

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>>299521

>Imblying the ride doesn't go on after the grave

>Kills off both flashy sides the sweet and grimdark.

Picky motherfucker, Assuming it's a normie, it will probably give in easily to something around those things. Something "cool" or something sweet.

Show'em Dragon ball Pone or Winter wrap - up


8ebb55 (1) No.299532

>>299524

>Show'em Dragon ball Pone or Winter wrap - up

Sure, if you want to die.




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