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53da02 No.296873

Someone breaks into your house and puts a gun to your head, they demand that you demonstrate to them the appeal of MLP by showing them a single clip from the show. It can be any scene or song from any season, so long as it's under 5 minutes in length. If they dislike MLP by the end of the clip they'll shoot you dead. Which scene do you pick? Or do you embrace the fact that this is your chance to hop off the horse-train and let them execute you?

023e30 No.296875

>under five minutes

In that case, I show him the garden party sceen from "Sweet and Elite." Twilight's dancing is a guaranteed laugh, and Rarity's confession is a great bro moment.


4e34fc No.296880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


fea0a6 No.296883

Show them the MMC ending. I want off this wild ride


e3d7ca No.296888

>296883

Twist ending! He likes it and immediately becomes one of the EqD hasdrones.


06be64 No.296903

>>296873

You can't force someone to like something. Likes are relative to different people. You would have the same luck trying to convince someone to like your favorite color.


53da02 No.296904

>>296903

Ok, so you're opting to just get shot, gotcha.


8bcffb No.296910

File: d336f88a153109d⋯.jpg (135.15 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 185847__safe_fluttershy_ph….jpg)

>>296873

I pick the scene in which I blast the guy with my AR.

To his dying form, I tell him; "The show's shit, ponies are overrated, and the only reason to care in the slightest is the worldbuilding, which's been dropped in recent seasons anyway.".


5b329b No.296913

>>296910

>world building

>not the horse pussy

I want all of you disgusting normalfags to leave.


8bcffb No.296918

File: c6d462fe77e105f⋯.png (224.91 KB, 671x830, 671:830, 1462062787317.png)

>>296913

Horse pussy is shit.

Real men lust after cloaca.


fde2f5 No.296920

>>296918

Cloacas are literally full of shit. Anyway, don't griffons have lion parts on their back halves?


8bcffb No.296921

>>296920

Possibly. Depends on how much of the bird they have.

Do griffons lay eggs? If so, it's probably a cloaca.


8d1bc6 No.296922

>>296921

Dude their backside is a damn lion. Stop pushing the cloaca meme they have catpussy.


8bcffb No.296923

File: 3539c42db3ebef9⋯.png (573.89 KB, 892x1142, 446:571, 1458241056481.png)

>>296922

But egg-laying griffons is objectively superior.

Besides, they're supposed to be half bird, right? Just the head isn't really 'half'.


8d1bc6 No.296925

>>296923

Are you upset that the proportion isn't exactly 50-50? They get head, talons, and wings. Also cloaca a shit do you even know what a cloaca is? It's the most primitive orifice in the animal kingdom and frankly quite disgusting.


8bcffb No.296926

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>>296925

Eh, not really. It's just an excuse.

It may be a primitive orifice, but it's more interesting than cat cunt, you ask me. Plus, I like egg-laying griffons, as mentioned.


d36f62 No.296967

>>296926

>It may be a primitive orifice, but it's more interesting than cat cunt, you ask me.

I feel like /pone/'s fascination with cloacas goes back to Rubyist's CYOA where we had Queen Chrysalis turn into a penguin and tried to fuck her.


f959d2 No.296974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Winter Wrap-Up.


5ad711 No.296977

File: 06beb0f5259eec2⋯.mp4 (8.75 MB, 1264x720, 79:45, Rules-of-rarity-Lyrics.mp4)

>>296974

That song was cute, but not particularly impressive. If you want to use a song, you would be better off with either "The Best Night Ever" or one of Kazumi Evans's virtuoso performances.


2cc661 No.296993

>>296977

The point is to demonstrate the appeal of the show, and this song does a good job at it - it's pleasant and does a bit of world-building.


2e2ad5 No.296997

>>296993

If pleasant world-building is what you are after, the opening to the pilot would work better. Either way you are probably getting shot. The show's appeal has always been in its characters. Play "Smile" if you want to live.


2cc661 No.297030

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>>296997

Of course. Smile is so good, it must be played in HD!


be8143 No.299521

>>296873

Bullet

>>296880

Bullet

>>296883

Mercy Killing

>>296974

non-lethal bullet

>>296997

>>297030

2 Bullets


18fc60 No.299524

File: 792f27773cc2b2b⋯.jpg (54.49 KB, 960x719, 960:719, destroyed inside.jpg)

>>299521

>Imblying the ride doesn't go on after the grave

>Kills off both flashy sides the sweet and grimdark.

Picky motherfucker, Assuming it's a normie, it will probably give in easily to something around those things. Something "cool" or something sweet.

Show'em Dragon ball Pone or Winter wrap - up


8ebb55 No.299532

>>299524

>Show'em Dragon ball Pone or Winter wrap - up

Sure, if you want to die.




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