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▶Which would you rather have? Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 01:40:38 1538f9 (4) No.296370>>296391 >>296416 >>296477 >>296700 >>296713 >>297896 >>300826 >>301427 >>305853 >>305867 >>306083 >>307872 >>307935 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Here's a hypothetical situation for you. If you could have just one of the following, which would you choose?

1. Twilight Sparkle becomes your study partner and helps you study for an upcoming important event. Whether it's a school exam, a job interview, a big presentation, whatever. Under Twilight's tutelage you're guaranteed to ace it.

2. Applejack gifts you two great big barrels of her family's award winning apple cider, and plants an apple tree on your property. The apples it grows are of course somewhat magical and always taste incredible.

3. Rarity tailors an entire new wardrobe for you from the ground up. They're guarenteed to be the best fitting and best looking clothes you've ever owned, and you'll look fresh as fuck for seasons to come.

4. Pinkie Pie plans and throws your next birthday party, and she goes all out. It promises to be the kind of party people will tell legends about.

5. Rainbow Dash becomes your personal trainer. She promises to get you fit and won't give up on you until you reach your fitness goals, even if you start to get fed up with her.

6. Fluttershy gifts you the perfect pet. Whatever animal it may be, Fluttershy knows what pet will fill the lonliness in your heart, and helps you house train it, as well as provides all the pet supplies you'll need to start.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 02:12:20 04bf9f (1) No.296372>>296390

Perfect Pet, as it would be Fluttershy herself and I'm so desperately lonely.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 02:15:53 998a06 (1) No.296373

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#1. Twilight teaches me how to perfectly pound pretty purple pony princess pussy, and I learn best by doing.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 02:16:30 7dfe3d (1) No.296374>>296390

which one do I get to fuck?

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 02:16:57 0f34e5 (1) No.296375

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>1

This quarter is all history. I am going to ace it anyway. Next.

>2

That booze sounds really good to a sort of poor college student right now. Too bad I live in a high-rise and have nowhere to grow a tree.

>3

A tailored wardrobe is worth thousands, and I really desperately need new clothes. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

>4

I stopped caring about birthdays years ago, but a huge blow-out with a coke mountain, a donkey show, and underaged hookers in a hotel suite with a crowd full of minor celebrities and sluts from the other local universities would be an experience for the ages. That tailored wardrobe, though.

>5

I'm already in shape.

>6

Oh, hell no. The last thing I want is another animal in addition to the stupid cats that we have. Anyway, it would violate my lease.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 06:22:04 af38f6 (1) No.296390>>296394

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>>296374

Whichever one you pick; they're all pretty intimate, if brief, encounters.

For myself, I'm torn between purplesmart and yellowquiet. Not their offerings here, just the ponies themselves. Unlike the guy above me I don't care what I look like, and if I ever do get around to getting /fit/ my clothes wouldn't fit all that well anymore. No, wait I never bought clothes that fit the body I have now, so it'd work out fine … but I don't have the time *or* the enthusiasm to excersize. And I already had a blowout party for both my thirtieth, and my fortieth. I'm done with extravagant parties … I might not survive the next legendary hangover.

But I've been wanting a pet … and I know approximately what I'd want. An anatolian shepherd. Well or a husky but they're not quite as large.

I like animals, I don't like plants. I rarely eat apples and I never drink apple juice so … Sorry background horse, Flutterbutter gets my time. And my bed. And I'd pay her with my heart, as she for sure would be taking it with her when she left.

>>296372

I hear you, Anon. I hear you.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 06:27:07 2c7147 (1) No.296391>>296392 >>301428

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>>296370 (OP)

you're forgetting the 7th mane character

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 07:04:55 64f9aa (1) No.296392>>296393

>>296391

And on offer is … she will wipe all your painful memories?

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 07:46:06 fc1d98 (1) No.296393>>301428

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>>296392

She uses time travel to wipe FiM canon back to before "A Canterlot Wedding"

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 07:53:52 1538f9 (4) No.296394

>>296390

>for both my thirtieth, and my fortieth

Dude, how old are you?

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 13:27:12 e14d0b (1) No.296407>>305688

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Gonna have to to go with #5.

Not a fan of the Dash, but I've been diagnosed with a major ailment this past summer and need to stick to a strict diet & physical therapy regime to keep my strength up. Take it from me, nothing's more important than your health.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 13:50:59 7cf950 (2) No.296408>>296409

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What if I choose number 5 and my fitness goal is to fuck her silly for 5 hours straight.

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 14:11:45 75e309 (1) No.296409

>>296408

that's not a fitness goal. closest you can get is 'be in shape to be able to fuck her silly for 5 hours straight; but I assume you can see how that differs from the actual thing. Possibly you could do it as training, though with her being the trainer and her not giving up on your fitness even if you do I doubt you have much say in how you are to accomplish that goal.

If you wanna cheat; use twilight; define as the 'upcoming important event' 'the subjugation of all of ponykind to you personally' and be guaranteed to ace it

▶Anonymous 09/19/17 (Tue) 15:17:36 8bfa88 (1) No.296416

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>>296370 (OP)

I would take 1, I'm doing pretty badly on my uni lately.

▶Anonymous 09/20/17 (Wed) 00:56:21 fc7c7b (1) No.296459

#5. Just started ketogenics a few months ago, but need to get trimmed and cut properly.

On Rainbow Dash, I think I'd get attached but never really get close. I know she's a bit nerdy, but I breeze too easily into conversation. She's probably the type to mistake flirting with friendliness, but in the rare case that shit goes down I'd treasure it. Because I am a hopeless omega faggot on the mental/emotional and social level

▶Anonymous 09/20/17 (Wed) 12:14:20 113357 (1) No.296477

>>296370 (OP)

probably number one since i still need to pass my board exam once i graduated and my study habits is shit

▶Anonymous 09/26/17 (Tue) 22:43:26 1538f9 (4) No.296700

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>>296370 (OP)

A wardrobe from Rarity, easily. Given her preference for the color purple, I'll probably walk out of her boutique looking like the boss of the Third Street Saints.

Honestly, I would just love to be Rarity's model for the day. She can dress me in whatever she wants, getting to spend time with her would be the real prize.

▶Anonymous 09/27/17 (Wed) 00:57:20 6005d4 (2) No.296701

OK, I am head over heels in love with both fluttershy and twilight sparkle. I mean this is of a genuine, un natural, some sort of mental issue i have but it is real and really disturbing. However to be honest I would benefit the most from rainbow dash's personal training and persistence. So I have to pick 5. I am so sorry twilight and fluttershy. I'm not in school and i have landed a great job. I know my best pet for me, but at this time i would not be the best owner of that pet so I'm waiting.

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▶Anonymous 09/27/17 (Wed) 01:05:43 6005d4 (2) No.296702

OK, I am head over heels in love with both fluttershy and twilight sparkle. I mean this is of a genuine, un natural, some sort of mental issue i have but it is real and really disturbing. However to be honest I would benefit the most from rainbow dash's personal training and persistence. So I have to pick 5. I am so sorry twilight and fluttershy. I'm not in school and i have landed a great job. I know my best pet for me, but at this time i would not be the best owner of that pet so I'm waiting.

Post last edited at 09/27/17 (Wed) 08:59:33

▶Anonymous 09/27/17 (Wed) 07:39:59 7cf950 (2) No.296713

>>296370 (OP)

#6. I've always wanted a yellow horse

▶Anonymous 09/29/17 (Fri) 13:39:58 5f659a (1) No.296833

I'm at a cross between punker pat and fashion horse.

I really love looking fresh as fuck anywhere I go and goth clothes are expensive

but imagine having a kick ass party that has all these famous people attend and I get a job AND a new wardrobe through those connections???

▶Anonymous 10/03/17 (Tue) 02:43:57 1c97d4 (1) No.297037>>297078

3. Rarity tailors an entire new wardrobe for you from the ground up. They're guarenteed to be the best fitting and best looking clothes you've ever owned, and you'll look fresh as fuck for seasons to come.

why do people do not realise that rarity is more than just a tailor?

she is the representation of the artist in general

Post last edited at 10/03/17 (Tue) 07:37:13

▶Anonymous 10/03/17 (Tue) 02:50:31 cc9f48 (1) No.297038

#2

Two barrels of AJ's best hooch, not to mention a tree that grows the ingredients for the best Cider?

Shiiiieeettt

▶Anonymous 10/03/17 (Tue) 06:31:10 94fadd (1) No.297046

Damn, they all sound great! But if I had to pic one, I'd say number 5, because I really need to get back in shape. Number 3 is a close second.

▶Anonymous 10/03/17 (Tue) 07:18:39 128f46 (1) No.297051

Please read rules before posting, etc… etc…

▶Anonymous 10/03/17 (Tue) 18:47:20 1538f9 (4) No.297078

>>297037

Yeah, but she does make clothes first and foremost. I mean, she owns a clothing boutique and frequently tailors outfits for her friends.

▶Anonymous 10/15/17 (Sun) 00:22:29 88594e (1) No.297896

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>>296370 (OP)

5. I'd like to get into athlete tier shape.

Maybe she'd ask me to do a little extra workout afterwords and pick her sweaty blue pussy clean

▶Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 17:05:29 02b3fb (1) No.300826

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>>296370 (OP)

I have wanted to make a videogame for the last 15 years, but have always failed due to one reason or another. If Twilight could teach me to ace it, I would literally owe my life to her.

▶Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 02:21:11 739406 (2) No.301427>>305754

>>296370 (OP)

Rainbow's fitness offer. I let myself go from 5'11" 185lbs 12% body fat in high school to 240lbs fat fuck now. Getting my six pack and strength back would really help turn my life around. And she would make the perfect coach, especially if I'm allowed to tell her to fuck off and she won't care cause she wants it more than I do.

That said, I'd trade pretty much everything to live with Twilight, but that wasn't on offer so..

▶Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 02:31:20 739406 (2) No.301428

>>296393

>>296391

If her offer is to immediately an hero and remove herself from the time line I would actually take this over the others.

▶Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 05:49:41 899a90 (1) No.301429

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