This is the pone phone. It lets you call any character in Equestria and leave a voicemail. Who do you call and what do you say? Or, alternatively, ''don't'' tell us who you're calling and have us guess.

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Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 14:33:51 0647fa No.295766

This is the pone phone. It lets you call any character in Equestria and leave a voicemail. Who do you call and what do you say? Or, alternatively, don't tell us who you're calling and have us guess.

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 14:43:00 92cedf No.295767

"I can smell your cunt"

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 15:24:20 4da573 No.295768

"PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-"

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 16:01:18 38c9e2 No.295769

>"You didn't deserve what happened.."

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 16:28:26 4b07b5 No.295770

"How do you use a phone with just hooves?"

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 22:05:09 b10daf No.295776

"Hey, can I get an 8 inch with mushroom and onion? And I swear to god you better have the garlic sauce this time or I'll come down there and reenact the Noid hostage situation. Actually, I'll take an order of breadsticks too."

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 23:06:33 54e6a2 No.295777

>>295766

"You're a really shit friend.".

Anonymous 09/05/17 (Tue) 23:15:53 321fc4 No.295778

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There has to be a pony somewhere named Harry Sacks.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 01:10:01 35e5fa No.295782

"I love you"

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 03:14:59 31885d No.295788

>>295777

Top cunt or rarara, I guess.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 03:19:36 54e6a2 No.295789

>>295788

If "top cunt" refers to RD, then you've got it.

Total bitch for abandoning a friend after exploding in a new, unfamiliar, and very much uncomfortable environment, you ask me.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 03:32:02 31885d No.295791

>>295789

The one of course.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 04:09:52 5b22c0 No.295796

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>>295789

I have no idea what you are talking about, but there are plenty of examples of Rainbow Dash being a shitty friend. She was the one who complained about the dress that Rarity made for her free of charge. There was the Iron Pony competition that she cheated her way through as well as the Running of the Leaves afterward. There was leaving Rarity and Pinkie Pie in the desert. She got Apple Bloom started on her idiotic quest. As much as everyone rightly rags on the trick Rainbow's friends played on her in "The Mysterious Mare-do-well" Rainbow was still an insufferable cunt throughout. I'm sure she did some awful stuff in layer seasons as well, but I really can't remember them. …Oh, she forced poor Fluttershy to joust with her in the Crystal Empire.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 04:21:27 54e6a2 No.295797

>>295796

The Gilda episode. An old friend clearly uncomfortable, surrounded by strangers in a strange place, continually stressed out by the pink shit who won't let her have a second with an old friend, hitting every prank in a row at a party she didn't even want, and so she snaps a bit. And what's RD do? She blames everything on G, tells her off, and leaves her alone. Worse still, she later on asks Gilda to apologize. Fuck that blue pile of cancer. Doesn't know what friendship means.

Anonymous 09/06/17 (Wed) 06:32:22 31885d No.295800

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Anonymous 09/08/17 (Fri) 00:35:56 492ad0 No.295871

>>295770

I'm guessing you are calling an inferior mud pony

Anonymous 09/08/17 (Fri) 07:21:31 b0154c No.295883

>>295796

Let's not forget she tried to sell Fluttershy into slavery in exchange for a book.