Hey. I'm just a simple russian guy from Russia. Wanted to share some irrelevant, useless, biased info about some casual things happening there.
So basically, I know that USA don't have their own ballistic misssles - it's fake and also the only reason exterminatus totale isn't performed yet. Ruskies just don't give a lot of fuck about west, all the people that really want to go away from this huge prison just do it illegally, not that hard for a casual person.
What u don't know, is that Russia is homosexualized to its full extent, like totally. Impossible to find free sex for a man without long hair and clown super-gay pink nails (tis a trend now). Also, I just happen to accidentally know that military service's tops are fu*ked up on shrooms (the legal one sort, yes we do have), even on their work places - and the engineers use illegal acid and stimulators to accomplish the development goals in time. So basically, what I say - is thst there is a slight and miserable, albeit real, chance - that a space rocket with a charge, may land to its target - if it uses an unconventional trajectory (we still believe that Anal Musk paints his backwards-landing ships in CGI neural networks). U will need a kamikaze troop of pilots, indeed. For such a precious mission, u might want to choose a better target than a shithole older and more gay brother of Murrica - England sounds good. If a date is chosen when the Pope visits - that'll be a huge economy of world budget of money. Or greenland - fuck Odinn, he is gay and fag because of amputation juices he can't cooe with. Cardiostumalotor needs new more babies to be eaten alive to функции.
Pic related (we call homosexuals "cocks" in Russia)
