547055 No.267469
He gets $26 per day in WELFARE BENEFITS
and he's the most intelligent genius on Earth,
the most powerful, all-knowing demonic entity
HE'S THE $26 WELFARE ANTICHRIST
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547055 No.267471
Marshmallow Sally's answer to his EPIC INFERIORITY is to continue mooching off his mommy, hiding in her spare bedroom, bouncing back and forth between 4chan & 8kun, and continually pretending as if he has "superior qualities"…
HERE'S A MORE EFFECTIVE OPTION :
MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S CONDO, FIND YOUR OWN PLACE, PAY YOUR OWN BILLS, PAY FOR YOUR OWN WIFI, AND LET YOUR MOTHER BE FREE OF YOUR WORTHLESS BURDEN
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547055 No.267472
Sally is a DISRESPECTFUL SACK OF SHIT
who uses his mother like a Salvation Army Homeless Shelter
SALLY, YOU GET $26 PER DAY IN WELFARE BENEFITS…. GO USE THAT MONEY ON YOUR OWN APARTMENT, YOU LAZY DISRESPECTFUL BUM
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6f17aa No.267473
someone didnt meditate today
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547055 No.267475
Twenty Six Dollars
THE BIG SHOW
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547055 No.267477
>>267473
Meditate 26 TIMES, faggot
Once for each dollar Sally "earned" today
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547055 No.267478
MARSHMALLOW SALLY'S MOTHER WANTS HIM OUT OF HER CONDO
SHE'S SICK AND TIRED OF IT
she says she can actually SMELL HIM
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547055 No.267479
THE ANTICHRIST RECEIVES HIS WELFARE "PITY" BENEFITS
AND NOW HIS MOTHER WANTS HIM "OUT"
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547055 No.267480
yes, she told me that she can SMELL HIM from down the hall
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547055 No.267481
His little bedroom smells like stale sebum and old sperm from all the masturbation
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547055 No.267482
It's not going to end well
If he doesn't VOLUNTARILY MOVE OUT
she WILL force him out
even if it requires the police
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547055 No.267483
DEAR LAZY WORTHLESS NIGGER WELFARE BUM ANTICHRIST :
your time is up
find your own fucking apartment, Mr. $26
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547055 No.267484
Marshmallow Sally : THE WELFARE ANTICHRIST
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547055 No.267485
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547055 No.267486
I can't believe how fucking DISRESPECTFUL Sally is to his mother….
After all those years of her helping him, and he refuses to move out of her house, even though now he's making the big bucks with his welfare disability.
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692729 No.267487
Too bad Sally's father isn't anywhere in the picture, because somebody needs to go over there and physically throw Sally out of his mother's condominium…
It's really simple… Just grab him by one of his ears, and quickly drag him across the spare bedroom he's been hibernating in, and slam his face into the door frame…
Then kick him in the kidneys and throw his computer keyboard at the back of his head
Give him a stiff warning :
You've got 4 minutes to get all of your things out of your mother's condominium, or I'll slam your face into the sidewalk outside
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692729 No.267489
sally CANNOT fight……..
He's never been in a fist fight in his entire life
He's nothing but video games and anime and effeminate misperceptions of physical violence
Any 13 or 14-year-old could could beat the shit out of Sally
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692729 No.267490
Once you slammed his stupid slack-jawed face into a door frame really really hard, he will quickly gather his things and run out of his mother's condominium to prevent you from causing any further physical damage to his stupid fucking face
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692729 No.267491
He's got no chin…….
And his earlobes are attached…….
translation : he's not a man
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692729 No.267493
It will be a little uncomfortable for Sally at first
Change is always uncomfortable…
And he will find a homeless shelter for a week or so, but when he realizes he doesn't get to sit around surfing image boards at the salvation army, he will get upset and leave on the second day
that's when he begins trying to mooch off of former friends from high school
But they're all married with children now
And nobody has a spare bedroom with Sally's name on it
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692729 No.267494
It's not their fault that Sally flushed his entire existence down the toilet of image board culture
They got their lives together.. they met the right girl, they found their own place, and they started their own families…
It's not their problem….
Perhaps Sally can find another older woman to replace his mother, one who will let him continue to sit on his ass and fantasize that he is the Antichrist
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692729 No.267495
Put simply, Sally is WORTHLESS……….
Nobody is interested in his $26
And nobody cares about his inferiority complex
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692729 No.267496
Sally is about to learn a valuable lesson
It's a cold cruel hard world out there
And nobody cares about his problems
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692729 No.267497
LAZY, WORTHLESS, BORING $26 ANTICHRIST
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692729 No.267498
It will probably take a month or more to air out that spare bedroom and get the stench out of the house
His mother is sick and tired of smelling it
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