9ec233 No.257406
It's time to make a splash….
Jump in the pool and let's play…
I feel like discussing your life attributes…
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9ec233 No.257408
In case you haven't noticed yet, you're not the only Dungeons & Dragons video game anime PornHub imageboard douchebucket without a job who lives with his mother, but is terrified to admit the truth…
There's plenty of you out there….
That's why it's so easy to read you
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9ec233 No.257413
The other day you decided you would test the water
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9ec233 No.257417
Obviously not realizing you were in the deep end
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9ec233 No.257418
>>257416
THERE YOU ARE, SEXLESS SALLY !!!!
TODAY (all day & all night) WE ARE GOING TO DISCUSS YOUR INABILITY TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND
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9ec233 No.257419
>>257416
TELL THE REST OF THE CLASS WHY YOU CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY
Or would you prefer that I tell them?
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9ec233 No.257420
FIRST, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THE NAMES OF ALL THE DIFFERENT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CHARACTERS YOU HAVE ROLE PLAYED
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9ec233 No.257422
hint: by naming off your Dungeons and Dragons roleplay characters, you WILL BE explaining why no girl wants to fuck you
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9ec233 No.257423
>>257421
You can't even conquer a job at McDonald's no matter how many times your mother hints that she wants you out of her house
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9ec233 No.257427
>>257421
Q : is there a Dungeons & Dragons character named THE ADULT MALE WHO REFUSES TO GET A JOB AND MOVE OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE?
if not, it looks like you've invented him
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9ec233 No.257428
>>257426
SO…… YOU'RE GOING TO RUN AND HIDE AGAIN?
That must be a Dungeons & Dragons strategy
the RUN AND HIDE SISSY VICTORY
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9ec233 No.257429
>>257426
At what age did you first realize Dungeons & Dragons had turned you into a homosexual?
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9ec233 No.257431
>>257426
I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY WOKE UP.. MOST PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CLOCKING OUT FROM THEIR JOBS.... BUT YOU JUST WOKE UP
your mother should be home from work soon, and you can manipulate her into making you another sandwich, while you pretend to be accomplishing something on the stupid computer she bought for you
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da7900 No.257432
>>257428
>SO…… YOU'RE GOING TO RUN AND HIDE AGAIN?
>That must be a Dungeons & Dragons strategy
>the RUN AND HIDE SISSY VICTORY
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da7900 No.257433
>>257431
>▶Anonymous 08/18/21 (Wed) 17:09:24 9ec233 No.257431
>>>257426
>I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY WOKE UP.. MOST PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CLOCKING OUT FROM THEIR JOBS…. BUT YOU JUST WOKE UP
>your mother should be home from work soon, and you can manipulate her into making you another sandwich, while you pretend to be accomplishing something on the stupid computer she bought for you
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9ec233 No.257434
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da7900 No.257435
>>257426
>▶Anonymous SAGE! 08/18/21 (Wed) 17:05:53 97cf84 No.257426 >>257428 >>257429 >>257431
>File (hide): 39e076b79b46869⋯.png (89.79 KB, 649x335, 649:335, johnny_neptune_repeated_li….PNG) (h) (u)
>File (hide): 5791a8d98935c98⋯.png (33.68 KB, 655x110, 131:22, johnny_neptune_repeated_li….PNG) (h) (u)
>File (hide): 3a15b25072d5f98⋯.png (124.24 KB, 1079x506, 1079:506, johnny_neptune_repeated_li….PNG) (h) (u)
>>>257423
>*yawn*
>i'll leave you to the kvetching then.
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da7900 No.257436
>>257434
> LOL ROLEPLAY HOMOSEXUAL
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9ec233 No.257437
WARNING :
do NOT allow young boys to play Dungeons & Dragons, unless you want to continue breastfeeding them and changing their diaper as they approach age 40, and live in the bedroom at the end of your hallway.
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9ec233 No.257438
FACT : men in their thirties who don't have jobs, live with their mothers, and are not sexually attracted to females ARE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES, LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHERS, DON'T HAVE JOBS AND ARE IN THEIR 30S
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da7900 No.257439
>>257437
>WARNING :
>do NOT allow young boys to play Dungeons & Dragons, unless you want to continue breastfeeding them and changing their diaper as they approach age 40, and live in the bedroom at the end of your hallway.
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da7900 No.257440
>DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BAD
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9ec233 No.257441
POOR SSI SALLY
defeated again…………
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9ec233 No.257442
POOR PSYCHIATRIC DISABILITY SALLY :
No woman loves him, except for his mother, and even that's wearing thin lately
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9ec233 No.257443
AGAIN, SCHIZO SALLY :
TELL US WHY WOMEN LAUGH BEHIND YOUR BACK
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9ec233 No.257444
ANSWER THE QUESTION, HOMOSEXUAL MAN :
Q : WHY HAVE WOMEN ALWAYS LAUGHED BEHIND YOUR BACK?
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9ec233 No.257445
NEXT QUESTION :
Q : FAGGOT
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9ec233 No.257446
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS HOMOSEXUAL
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9ec233 No.257447
Q: DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
A : YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL
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9ec233 No.257449
HOW'S THE ROLE PLAY WORKING OUT FOR YOU SO FAR?
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9ec233 No.257450
Q : YOUR MOTHER KNOWS YOU'RE GAY
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9ec233 No.257451
Q : DUNGEON MASTER
A : FUCK YOU, POWERLESS LITTLE BITCH
GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S
HOUSE AND FIND A MOTHERFUCKING
JOB YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKING
WORTHLESS FANTASYLAND LITTLE BUM
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9ec233 No.257453
Q : AT WHAT AGE DID YOU FIRST REALIZE YOU WERE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO OTHER MALES, AND YOU WERE NOT ATTRACTED TO FEMALES BECAUSE YOU RESENT YOUR MOTHER FOR MAKING YOUR FATHER ABANDON BOTH OF YOU?
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630954 No.257467
that's odd…….
After I voluntarily decided not to ridicule Sally's sexual failure and social ineptitude, the other day suddenly out of the blue, Sally decided he wanted to test the water….
AND NOW SALLY WANTS TO RUN AND HIDE
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630954 No.257468
Running and hiding doesn't seem like a very masculine strategy
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630954 No.257469
in fact, RUNNING AND HIDING SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A WOMAN OR A LITTLE CHILD WOULD DO
It's a strategy of fear and incompetence
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630954 No.257476
YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU OUT OF HER HOUSE
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630954 No.257477
be a GOOD LITTLE DUNGEON MASTER and FIND A FUCKING JOB and MOVE OUT OF MOMMYS HOUSE
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630954 No.257478
Dear Sally,
I know something you don't know
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630954 No.257479
(or should I say "something you didn't think I would find out" ?)
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630954 No.257484
SALLY = can't even conquer enough money to pay his own internet bill one month
So he has to conquer and manipulate his mother
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341226 No.273302
>>257406
> Stay Defeated, Sally !!!…..
It appears that is EGG ZACKLY What Happened!
How Marshmallowy & Delicious!
It did it to itself.
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341226 No.273308
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