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File: 2b03e738f5d4e67⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 1468x658, 734:329, bitch.jpg)

f7d54c  No.234963[Last 50 Posts]

Seriously, why do you want to trun your flag into a bloody tampon. You realy think this jew bitch will bring you the change you want? She will change flag to tampon and present a new administrative image, all while selling the country out to the cucked zionist west.

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1a6fd1  No.234992

>>234963

Another regime change happening? Color me shocked.

Regardless, don't they all turn out to be Jews? I mean that's literally all they ever turn out to be, Jews or sell-outs with Jew connections. I'm pretty much banking on that from here on, everything is going to be a Jew problem. It's almost counter productive even debating it anymore.

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42c933  No.235042

>>234963

imagine if you had had even ONE relationship with a woman in your empty life.

you might know the difference between a TAMPON and a MAXI PAD

they're two totally different things

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54357e  No.235205

The Belarussian government needs to brutally crush these people. Tiananman x10.

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cd8991  No.235290

File: e84708106ef7446⋯.jpg (99.62 KB, 800x584, 100:73, f9ea29ceab08c22986a1e9b4ff….jpg)

Don't know who it is, but you'd seem like less of a screeching kike if you didn't make 3 of the same threads about it.

This advice is not free.

Excited that you finally get to use your collection of used sanitary pads?

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f7d54c  No.235353

File: f33a1b9d37d4b82⋯.jpg (52.22 KB, 953x610, 953:610, 288048_la_photo_de_jose_ga….jpg)

File: 2e1d25e07da9a02⋯.jpg (144.69 KB, 1300x864, 325:216, 85269833_handsome_smiling_….jpg)

>>235042

Wooooow woahw woahw woahw. Bwaa bwaaa bhwaaaat!?

Stop the phones and hold the presses, what the fuck have I been doing with my life.

We have a period product expert on our hands.

Are you like some kind of gynecologist?

Is this the same shit your girl yelled at to you when you simpd out to the store for her fat ass and came back with the wrong product.

Must be some kind of cuck. Pickin up the 'pons n pads while she is gettin stretched out.

We have an expert here! Attention everyone. If you have questions on

Periods

Tampons

Pads

Bloody Vag

Relations with girls

Please direct all questions to

42c933

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f7d54c  No.235359

>>235042

Get a load of this guy. He got some kind of tampon to plug up his trannys bloody sloppy second ass hole and he is an expert.

Whats with that large blank space of text missing in between? I think someone was triggered and deleted a whole essay on tampons. Must be some left wing belarus faggot.

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f7d54c  No.235361

File: e22763a71469a51⋯.png (231.59 KB, 900x304, 225:76, ponsnpadsrant.png)

File: 279d45a00728604⋯.jpg (156.89 KB, 1114x1500, 557:750, belarus_opposition_member_….jpg)

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f7d54c  No.235365

File: 4b6d298a4514205⋯.jpg (23.7 KB, 423x355, 423:355, 71uIvCzI6IL_AC_SX425_.jpg)

File: e2cf0c6c827abf9⋯.jpg (109.83 KB, 1200x827, 1200:827, MaxiMaster.jpg)

>>235042

>42c933

Congratulations!

You passed the last test!

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67ec48  No.235427

>>235353

>>235359

>>235361

>>235365

embarrassed that you didn't know the difference between a tampon and a maxi-pad, simply because it proves you've got no experience with women.

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67ec48  No.235428

it's to be expected that fully grown men would feign indifference after being called out for being sexually inexperienced social rejects.

I'm guessing the most embarrassing part was how all of you missed the error, completely oblivious to the mistake until FINALLY one man who actually gets pussy stumbled in here.

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67ec48  No.235429

but you're not indifferent. you got busted. and you reacted because you wanted to deflect your embarrassment.

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67ec48  No.235430

I mean, seriously…. who expects a fully grown adult male to openly admit that while all the other men their age are out there getting married and having children, they've been sitting in front of a computer monitor playing videogames, larping 'tough guy'in empty imageboards, masturbating futilely, and had no idea what the difference was between a tampon and a maxi pads ?….

OF COURSE they're going to try to hide their embarrassment.

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67ec48  No.235431

because you guys are of "Superior intelligence"…

brilliant minds. geniuses.

who aren't intelligent enough to figure out how to get a girlfriend.

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67ec48  No.235432

of COURSE you're going to be embarrassed that the average 14 year old boy has more life experience than you.

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67ec48  No.235436

File: 1b54061060eee4d⋯.png (571.93 KB, 928x1280, 29:40, 20210526_084702.png)

The fully grown adult males who spend their empty lives pontificating about Jews and geopolitical trivialities, waxing 'authoritarian' to assert their imaginary "expertise" and "superior knowledge", continually fabricating ridiculous theories that are meant to verify their alleged "supremacy"..

HOW TO SPOT THE GUYS WHO AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A GIRL :

THEY DON'T KNOW WHICH IS THE TAMPON, AND WHICH IS THE MAXI PAD.

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67ec48  No.235437

lol @ your "priorities"

but those AREN'T your true priorities…

you don't really want to spend your life in here.

it wasn't your choice.

girls simply DON'T LIKE YOU.

you're in a prison.

a self-manifested cocoon…

a bubble of loneliness

because GIRLS SIMPLY DON'T LIKE YOU….

they never have…

so you try to convince yourselves

that it was "your choice"….

awwwww…..

that's so "unpredictable"

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67ec48  No.235438

>>235359

but the biggest faggot of all isYOU

with your false bravado…

"rallying the troops" with your "get a load of this guy" bullshit, as if you're part of some kind of "team" (only four people come to this board, including me)

Exactly who the fuck are you talking to?

"Get a load of this guy", like you've got some buddies in here, and you're just 'one of the gang'

YOU AREALONE

you're talking to NOBODY….

there is no "team" of buddies….

you're here BECAUSE you can't get a girl…..

not because 'you don't want to get a girl'

……there is no "bravado"……..

just a SEXUALLY FAILED

SOCIALLY INEXPERIENCED

FULLY GROWN ADULT MALE

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67ec48  No.235439

>>235359

and of course you inserted your predictable trendy catchphrase "tranny" into a conversation about TAMPONS…

Freudian Slip much ?……..

nothing comes out of your keyboard that didn't originate in your mind.

somebody mentions TAMPONS and your mind instantly turns to men inserting things into other men's rectums….

all while trying to distract from the fact thatyou did not know the difference between a tampon and a maxi pad due to your complete lack of heterosexual life experiencesby pretending that you are a cavalier overly-discriminating man with such exacting requirements, that no woman is "good enough for you", so women don't matter.

the exact same FALSE SUPERIOR SELF behavior

you demonstrate regarding Jews, or blacks, or whatever….

everybody knows the textbook INFERIORITY COMPLEX, with it's textbook FALSE ASSERTIONS OF "SUPERIOR SELF" (literally pre-k level child psychology overcompensation, nothing advanced whatsoever)

lol. !!!……….

"GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT"

"he didn't know what a maxi pad was !!'

ouch

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5f9934  No.235443

Set aside this shit show between tampons and maxi-pads, did Belarus have another election or something? From what I've heard there was an attempted coup in Belarus and they already thwarted it recently. Likely some kind of Soros-run "color revolution" I suspect, the CIA/Mossad run that shit through his NGOs, it's not like they have to run coups themselves anymore, the just launder "donations" to these NGOs who do the dirty ground work. ("Non-governmental" organizations MY ASS lol!)

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01938b  No.235445

>>235439

>GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

I'd rather not Johnny. I am however considering cutting down on my bad drinking habits. Yes, this again! The problem is quitting cold turkey would likely kill me at this point. But drinking as much as I do would eventually too. The hard part is going to be finding a balance, while avoiding serious withdrawal symptoms. No, I don't drink every day either…. I just drink a few times per week, and I tend to drink A LOT when I do…. my family is irritated by it, they're sick of having to stash the bottles on the property to recycle later. They know I'm a drunk and have always been an on/off alcoholic most my life. But they said the other day to me "you got to slow this down, you're killing yourself and you know it!" And I admit it, sure I am! What the hell else am I supposed to do these days? I got leg and hip issues already, can't be working my ass off 24/fucking7!

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67ec48  No.235446

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>>235443

Sorry.. but the original argument about Belarus is completely irrelevant at this point….

Now the topic has becomeat what point in your life are you finally going to turn off the computer, walk out your front door, stop mimicking and parroting predictable prescribed trendy image board behavior, and finally figure out the simplest thing on earth: getting a woman to climb into bed with you

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67ec48  No.235447

>>235445

That's a very good idea.. alcohol is probably the most destructive drug of them all..

I purchased a couple bottles of imported single malt scotch celebrate Trump losing, MAGA committing suicide on January 6th, and Derek Chauvin being convicted on all counts…

But that was it..

I had no desire to purchase any more alcohol..

It was simply a celebration, and each of those bottles lasted for a week…

I have no desire to drink alcohol or do any drugs

I've actually become so accustomed to sobriety

that getting high or drunk seems absurd….

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83a0e1  No.235448

>>235446

I ain't the one that posted this OP Johnny, you of all people should know that.

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83a0e1  No.235449

>>235447

>each of those bottles lasted for a week

My God…. I am bad lol.

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67ec48  No.235450

>>235443

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT :

as an adult male human animal, FINDING A MATE is definitely THE EASIEST, MOST ELEMENTAL function of them all….

It's so basic and fundamental as part of our existences, that it becomes kind of weird when 14 and 15-year-old boys have surpassed a fully grown adult male like yourself…..

It's A peculiar form of dysfunction on your part

No matter how many times you tried to pretend like it doesn't matter… IT MATTERS

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83a0e1  No.235451

>>235449

I drink a half liter or so by myself in one night. Not every night mind you, but twice to three times per week. When it's whiskey, it's around 3/4th to the whole bottle, depending my mood.

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67ec48  No.235452

>>235449

hold on, Killcen… I'll be right back… I need to respond to an asshole in here…

>>235448

trust me, Killcen… we know you're not OP

>>235449

okay, I'm back…..

(and that was TWO of us nursing fifths of scotch for 7 days)

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dae721  No.235453

>>235447

>alcohol is probably the most destructive drug of them all

So true, and I've tried a lot in my lifetime. Used to pop narcotics back in the day. Also had a history of cocaine use. Amphetamines too. I stopped those, not a single withdrawal! No problems quitting the coke. No problems stopping the pill popping.

But fucking alcohol….. it's like a teenage boy trying to quit having sex and/or jerking off…. it's a son of a bitch is what it is!!

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67ec48  No.235455

>>235451

hold on, Killcen… let me reply to this insane paranoid lunatic jackass…. I'll be brb

>>235451

yeah, Killcen… trust me… everybody knows you are completely heterosexual, that you grew up without videogames & anime, that you dated girls, that you fell in love with one of them, you got married, you had a daughter, and of course, like any normal functioning male, you know the difference between a tampon and a maxi pad… Obviously, you're are NOT op, because op is quite literally and metaphorically a FAGGOT

>>235451

okay, I'm back………. that guy is insane….

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dae721  No.235456

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>>235453

oh, I must, you know me, sorry for my slow-ass connection….

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eab135  No.235457

This morning when I went to feed the chickens, found one dead and had to toss it in the woods. There was another cock fight last night in the coup!

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0440cb  No.235459

>>235455

I'm going to get off for a while, it's a nice day out and got to fill a couple 44gal brutes with mulch, yah I make my own from a wood chipper, and it's good for a lot of stuff like gardening, plus it makes me clear the dead wood up around the area.

Do have fun Johnny, do get out today too and enjoy yourself!

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67ec48  No.235460

File: b1d0d3a01cc65af⋯.jpg (303.8 KB, 1080x1337, 1080:1337, PicsArt_05_26_10_20_43.jpg)

>>235457

SPEAKING OF CHICKEN COOPs

last night, I was one of only two people who watched PURPLE PRINCESS PAMELA's Big Twitch Announcement….

HE LOOKS, SOUNDS & LAUGHS EXACTLY LIKE ANDERSON COOPER…..

I'm not joking …

He has the exact same phenotype as Anderson Cooper

He has the exact same voice as Anderson Cooper

He even LAUGHS exactly like Anderson Cooper

100% TRUE !!!……in fact, you can go watch his "big announcement" and see for yourself"

(and his "big announcement" was just him sitting silently for 18 minutes, waiting for somebody to log in, until I finally got him to talk, and there was NO announcement)

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67ec48  No.235461

>>235459

yeah, Wendy is out in the garden, and I'm gonna go join her….

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67ec48  No.235462

but before I go :

I swear to godHE LOOKS EGG ZACK LEE™ LIKE ANDERSON COOPER !!!! and he even SOUNDS EGG ZACK LEE™ LIKE ANDERSON COOPER !!!

you'll see…….. it's uncanny

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67ec48  No.235463

File: fcbe8a4dfbdf3fd⋯.jpg (151.77 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, PicsArt_05_26_10_31_25.jpg)

you'll see…….. he's like a 19 year old Anderson Cooper…. literally !!!

and if you close your eyes, you're going to realize that he SOUNDS exactly like Anderson Cooper…

no shit

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67ec48  No.235464

File: e095cc361183b48⋯.jpg (52.24 KB, 720x713, 720:713, people_com_anderson_cooper….jpg)

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67ec48  No.235466

File: 04db21111e34ffb⋯.jpg (196.32 KB, 1466x1080, 733:540, PicsArt_05_26_10_46_06.jpg)

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67ec48  No.235467

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

as if LOOKINGANDSPEAKING exactly like Anderson Cooper wasn't unlikely enough….

it's extremely rare to find somebody with the same peculiar LAUGH as Anderson Cooper…

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67ec48  No.235468

File: 35445d1e74375a8⋯.jpg (45.04 KB, 591x593, 591:593, 2b9d973f86e1b3c2d5375d05a9….jpg)

Iinstantlyrecognized that The Purple Princess had POLISH DNA when I saw his phenotype….

I nailed it on the head….

Polish Descendance…. Just like Anderson Cooper…

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67ec48  No.235469

File: e387dc99784c6b3⋯.jpg (38.08 KB, 444x688, 111:172, 05eef04ea6175a48c7d65df125….jpg)

Btw YES I'm outside in the garden with Wendy

it's humid as fuck…..

and THE PURPLE PRINCESS looks exactly like Anderson Cooper…..

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67ec48  No.235470

File: e0550daf5bd68d2⋯.png (1016.07 KB, 1170x1280, 117:128, 20210526_110027.png)

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67ec48  No.235471

Except Anderson Cooper isn't flabby and soft or cowardly

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67ec48  No.235472

File: 83dec8efcc6db62⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1080x2300, 54:115, Screenshot_20210526_110208.png)

whereas The Purple Princess's arms are all flab

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67ec48  No.235473

File: 8d44108264edb01⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1170x1076, 585:538, PicsArt_05_26_11_06_10.png)

Last night, Purple Princess got offended when I noticed how much he resembles Anderson Cooper

he told me that his "entire life is all about trying NOT to be a Flaming Homosexual"

which is weird…..

because I'm 3 times older than PP

and that thought has NEVER

crossed my mind.

I have NEVER struggled with trying to not be gay…

Never

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67ec48  No.235474

File: c9c103bc173b987⋯.jpg (99.39 KB, 720x726, 120:121, Instagrm_Anderson_Cooper.jpg)

File: 3ccbc730597bb6b⋯.png (2.5 MB, 1080x2300, 54:115, Screenshot_20210526_093958.png)

but PP openly admitted that he has spent his "entire life trying NOT to be a Flaming Homosexual"

that's a quote…..

verbatim……

you can listen for yourself….

the video is available for playback….

watch it….

you'll hear him say "my entire life has been about trying to NOT be a flaming homosexual!"

it speaks for itself

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67ec48  No.235475

File: a1683c70358f9bb⋯.jpg (124.69 KB, 1023x564, 341:188, PicsArt_05_26_11_19_06.jpg)

and I realize you'll probably try to fabricate an 'out' for him, and you'll say, "oh, I understand what he was trying to say…"

but I pay attention to what HE ACTUALLY SAID, not what you think he might have been trying to say.

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67ec48  No.235476

but yeah……. for the record :

I've never spent a minute of my life struggling with worrying that I might be "perceived as being gay"…

not even one minute

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67ec48  No.235478

File: ff4fae066e8b7fa⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1228x1080, 307:270, PicsArt_05_26_11_30_35.png)

HITLERSON COOPER

but I've decided to allow Hitlerson Cooper to still hang out in here…

I am going to HELP him become the "leader" in here…

I'm going to be his CAMPAIGN MANAGER

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67ec48  No.235480

File: a0d81b5faae967d⋯.png (728.44 KB, 1228x617, 1228:617, PicsArt_05_26_11_36_23.png)

I'm going to be the James Carvelle to his Bill Clinton

I'm gonna help get Purple Princess elected "FUHRER OF /PND/"

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476938  No.235482

I forgot which motor oil my 338cc engine needs for the wood chipper, I haven't changed it in years, it's still working good though but what…. does that take SAE 30 or 10W-30 …? Either way, I have both but I need to find the damn manual cause I need some new clean oil for it. It deserves some fresh oil by now.

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476938  No.235483

>>235469

Oh, that's right, you post on the smartphone, yah I come back inside to get on the net.

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67ec48  No.235484

File: c6b92d3a86c84ad⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1960x1080, 49:27, PicsArt_05_26_11_47_23.png)

but as his "Joseph Goebbels", the first thing I'm doing is changing his campaign name…

From now on, purple princess will be known asHITLERSON COOPER

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67ec48  No.235486

>>235483

Yep…. I've just been out here watching Wendy tend to the garden… I'm not doing it today…

This way, I can create 'on the fly' graphics, and shitpost ANYWHERE… like standing in line at a convenience store, for example…

I love it

ELECT HITLERSON COOPER FÜHRER OF /PND/

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67ec48  No.235487

>>235483

I'm bouncing around some campaign slogans, and I would like to get your opinion :

ELECT HITLERSON COOPER: struggling to not be perceived as Homosexual since 2002

yes?…….

no?…….

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df9012  No.235488

OK I looked it up, they recommend 10W-30 for it! Luckily, as always, I have plenty of engine oil (except for a few rare breeds like 5W-20 which I've rarely used anyway).

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df9012  No.235489

>>235487

I don't know what it is your trying to say but that doesn't sound good.

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67ec48  No.235493

File: ba59996c79d5971⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1246x1080, 623:540, PicsArt_05_26_12_05_21.png)

>>235489

I'm Purple Dude's new CAMPAIGN MANAGER….

Im his "Joseph Goebbels"…. I'm going to get him elected as LEADER in /pnd/

it's important to him…

He really REALLY wants to be "the leader" in here

Ruling over 1… maybe 2 other guys…

In the DEADEST board on the internet….

It means a lot to him….

to be considered "important"… in fact,

he wants the other two guys to call him "führer"

but I'm changing his name to HITLERSON COOPER

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67ec48  No.235497

>>235489

Well…. If you care to scroll upwards…….

You will see me explaining how in his big special project LIVE STREAM TWITCH BIG ANNOUNCEMENT broadcast last night, I mentioned how much he resembled Anderson Cooper….

And he got offended for some weird reason…

It was just a simple observation..

ANYBODY can see how much he looks like

Anderson Cooper… He's got the exact same

Polish phenotype as Anderson Cooper…

It's really quite remarkable to be honest

It's not an insult

(necessarily)

It's just a simple observation…

He looks exactly like a young Anderson Cooper!!

That's why I've changed his name to HITLERSON COOPER, because it's a lot catchier….

But he got offended…

He seemed to think I was saying he is a homosexual… I never said anything about him being gay, I simply said he resembled Anderson Cooper..

And then purple guy said "I have spent my entire life trying to NOT be a flaming homosexual"

Those were his exact words…

You could still go watch it right now…

The entire video is available on twitch

So as his new campaign manager, it's my job to come up with campaign slogans… and…

well….

TRYING TO NOT BE PERCEIVED AS BEING GAY SINCE 2002has a certain ring to it.. I think it will capture the hearts and minds of the two voters Hitlerson Cooper is trying to appeal to….

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67ec48  No.235498

File: f3448663249fc93⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1960x1080, 49:27, PicsArt_05_26_12_18_11.png)

>>235489

I mean, c'mon…. my job is easy as fuck……

this is the only election where if EVEN ONE voter votes against you, you've lost the election…

and the voter base in this board is easy to appeal to…. Struggling with "worry that other people may or may not percieve you as being a homosexual" is one of the fundamental concerns of both voters.

ELECT HITLERSON COOPER FÜHRER OF PND 2021

(I won't even ask questions if I receive more than two votes, and if they are mail in ballots)

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67ec48  No.235500

File: 72499140f09ea11⋯.jpg (233.63 KB, 1443x1080, 481:360, PicsArt_05_26_12_28_09.jpg)

Who knows ?……..

Maybe Hitlerson Cooper will be a great FÜHRER of two losers in an imageboard

and they'll all grow grey together

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67ec48  No.235501

File: f6ad893fd2fd021⋯.jpg (194.87 KB, 1443x1080, 481:360, PicsArt_05_26_12_34_29.jpg)

>>235489

Yesterday, HITLERSON COOPER told you that he "Must Continue Wearing His Mother's Mardi Gras Mask so he doesn't lose his job"

as if Shaniqua or De'Quantavius at work go to 8kun….

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67ec48  No.235502

File: 7a1e2e3f55ef3c1⋯.jpg (117.52 KB, 923x1080, 923:1080, PicsArt_05_26_12_38_20.jpg)

of course nobody down at Dominos will ever stumble into /pnd/

he's simply afraid….

afraid of us seeing him….

yet we can all see exactly what he looks like…

The Harlequin Masquerade thing doesn't hide his face at all….

Our minds get all the pertinent facial phenotypical information necessary to recognize him, and we automatically fill in the insignificant facial areas obstructed by the stupid mask….

I'd recognize Hitlerson if I saw him in a grocery store without a mask ….

So yeah…. why bother, right ?……

That's why I'm going to convince him to take off the stupid mask, and demonstrate an act of bravery and confidence by showing his face without any creepy woman's mask…

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67ec48  No.235503

File: 3079e28b63c660d⋯.jpg (117.85 KB, 941x816, 941:816, PicsArt_05_26_12_47_52.jpg)

If Hitlerson Cooper wants to winbothvotes, he's going to either stop pretending like one of his co-workers will somehow accidentally stumble into 8kun.top/pnd or he's going to have to find another campaign manager

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67ec48  No.235504

File: 26967fd11959ddc⋯.jpg (294.2 KB, 1080x1514, 540:757, PicsArt_05_26_12_53_42.jpg)

Number One, if I'm his campaign manager, then I make all the decisions, not him…

He simply does what I tell him to do…..

And I'm not going to associate my reputation as a campaign manager with a candidate who is a small scared little child….

Especially when he's running for office of FÜHRER OF PND….

Either he shows bravery….

Or he finds a new campaign manager…

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67ec48  No.235505

File: 489c729dc0a7e22⋯.jpg (36.21 KB, 301x422, 301:422, PicsArt_05_26_12_52_31.jpg)

I'm afraid if Hitlerson Cooper wants to win this election, he's going to have to put on his big boy pants…

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67ec48  No.235506

File: 81cbbbe685b5f20⋯.jpg (261.95 KB, 1080x1514, 540:757, PicsArt_05_26_01_03_02.jpg)

HOWDY, FRIENDS! I WANT BOTH OF YOU TO VOTE FOR HITLERSON COOPER, FÜHRER OF PND 2021

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f7d54c  No.235727

I use the word tampons like i use the word niggers for non whites. I dont give a fuck what they are called. They are all niggers to me.

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a88424  No.235735

>>235502

Imagine me if I got on a podcast…. there would be no video, just black screen, with text scrolling and a 30-year-old computer-generated text-to-speech robo voice making talking points lol!

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77a025  No.235736

>>235735

Maybe if I wanted to make it more sophisticated and higher tech, I'd have dank doomsday memes pop up every once in a while.

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9010b5  No.248814

Even Belarus has a page 24.

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