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 No.7430>>7431 >>7508 >>7517 >>7653 >>8129 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

no joke, NoFap has given me the ability to predict the future with general accuracy. I'm hoping in the future I will be the arbiter of all things. I read that a nofap super power is the ability to read minds.

 No.7431>>7433

>>7430 (OP)

I guess this means you can get dubs any time you want now huh OP


 No.7433>>7434 >>7437 >>7440 >>7517 >>7523 >>7653 >>7839

>>7431

Yes.


 No.7434

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 No.7440>>7444

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>>7433

OK what about a trips


 No.7444>>7445 >>7446 >>7517 >>7523 >>7653 >>7839

>>7440

Shadilay


 No.7445>>7456

>>7444

Took long, but oh shit boi

Teach us your majesty


 No.7446>>7456

>>7444

>Nofap has given me

How? Greentext?


 No.7456

>>7445

You can't force magic, you can only put it into the right shape

>>7446

>start nofap

>get super powers


 No.7506>>7507

>I read that a nofap super power is the ability to read minds

What am I thinking?


 No.7507>>7515

>>7506

you are thinking about memes


 No.7508

>>7430 (OP)

my nofap superpower is to sense the scent of people's asses very far away, but only works when i've seen the face of the person whose ass i want to smell, like Yagami Light's death note.


 No.7510

>>7447

excuse my newfagginess bruh but what site should we put before the .net?


 No.7515

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>>7507

I love you, master.


 No.7517

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>>7430 (OP)

Fuck off with your greenpill, sag-

>>7433

>>7444

HOLY SHIT

trips of greenpill, wtf I'm a fringewizard now


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>>7433

>>7444

Oh yes, teach us your secrets oh wise sage. Even my captcha recognizes your faggotry


 No.7524

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Is it nofap itself that alters one's magickal capabilities, or is it just that /nofap/pers are more likely to be aware enough to manipulate reality?


 No.7557>>7579

>>7523

I bet you are a lot of fun at partys.

>implying you ever were invited to one


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tbh I remember when I was younger I'd get really severe deja vu, and then it came back to me right around the time of my best nofap streak

maybe there's something to this


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>>7557

>partys

>engaging in maximum degeneracy as a lifestyle

>>>/reddit/


 No.7592>>7594 >>7595

>>7579

>Implying every party needs drugs and alcohol like the hollywood shit

If partys are degenerate than you got the wrong friends mate Or no friends at all and everything you know about socialising is what you have seen on tv


 No.7594

>>7592

>socialism

why are you injecting politics into a conversation that clearly is not political?

that's autism level social skills tbh


 No.7595

>>7592

oh sorry I thought it said socialism instead of socializing

I need some water tbh


 No.7604>>7622 >>7627

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 No.7622>>7629

>>7604

>casual sex

>anything but degenerate

Interesting to see the epitome of muh dick in pursuit of low quality women heralded as virtue on this of all boards. At least you're honest about what you want, anon.


 No.7627>>7629

>>7604

sex isn't some kind of achievement. it only shows that you're a subhuman with a (((media))) influenced mind that doesn't understand how nature works


 No.7629>>7631 >>7645

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>>7627

>doesn't understand how nature works

interesting that you would say that, considering you have 0 understanding of biology

but keep telling yourself that sex is for plebs, low-T beta :^)

>>7622

>low quality women

projection much?


 No.7631

>>7629

>anyone that argues against sex is a virgin that never has and never will get pussy

kek


 No.7645

>>7629

Your bait game is good enough to get me to reply but your logic is not sound. A quality woman, by definition, would not be the kind of woman who sleeps around in non-committed relationships. In times past, regardless of culture, girls like this would be socially ostracized.

If you are into that sort of girl you are either:

>a chad. A good strategy if hedonism is the net sum of your outlook in life. I don't understand why you're hanging around /nofap/ though unless it's to troll, which is pretty pathetic if you fancy yourself a Chad.

>a cuck. You have fuck buddies that most certainly fuck other guys and you still sleep with them.

Pragmatically either way is rolling the dice on STDs and rape accusations so good luck, cuck.


 No.7648

Self-defiance over animal nature grants you discipline. Discipline creates WILLPOWER. You can use this WILLPOWER to manifest anything you want in this time-space-continuum. This is what fasting is all about in spiritual circles. Ejaculation is draining your ROOT CHAKRA. This keeps you grounded to the electricity of mother earth. Theres levels to this nofap its deep metaphysical things going on.


 No.7653

>>7430 (OP)

>>7433

>>7444

Oh geez


 No.7839


 No.7889

I'm starting to think the same way…

I keep on thinking that I can talk to people in my mind. It might be confirmation bias but I dunno


 No.8129

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>>7430 (OP)

Yes young one, you are starting to learn the actual basis in reality for the 30 year old virgin meme. It's about cultivating your sexual power and not squandering it instead curating your power and re-creating oneself into higher states of being.

WARING THIS MAY REND YOUR SOUL IF NOT READY

TREAD CAREFULLY!

TRUST YOUR INTUITION!

Here is the most powerful meditation you will ever do; something to help with your sexual kundalini energy cultivation. This is how Bodhidarhama Tat Mo, Naropa, Milarepa, all the tantric Bodhisattva's and even, the Buddha himself, achieved enlightenment.

It can be used to do anything, I won't detail the practical uses, half of the fun is figuring them out, however, I'll lay down the basic practices for the serious one's out there.

Only Developed Energy Bodies Should Try This

No kiddies allowed.

>inb4 How do I know I am developed enough ?

The day when you'll be able to breathe through both nosestrils at the same time and regulate your breath to do so on command under 1-10 minutes is the day when you can hope to be prepared enough for this. In accordance to this, you need to have had a kundaini rising and are conversant in the science of breath.

This is Highest Yoga Tantra, not some soccer mom stretching, new ager feel good or some dellusional wizard imagination.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of practicing this High Tantric Practice, don't be stupid, don't be energetically imbalanced and especially, don't be fucking stupid. If you do not meet the criteria's, this practice can result in:

• Emotional and mental instability

• Paranoia

• Schizophrenia

• Medical conditions that even Dr Pheels can't treat

• Dehydration

• Spontaneous Combustion

• And much more, ranging from sweating like a jew in the oven to death.

>Ignore this at your own risk, don't cry if you fuck yourself up, I won't help you.

1. Synchronize the ida and pingala channels, monitor your nosestrills.

2. Work on all your chakras thoroughly, don't race, take your time, breathe into them a certain number of times

3. Feel yourself as hollow, like a balloon. Your skin is glowing and on the inside there is only empty space. Take the time it takes to strongly establish this state.

4. Feel the energy from your perineum going through the spine and further up to the crown. When you feel the energy at your perinium, contract the PC muscles, as if you wanted to stop to pee mid flow.

5. At this point you should feel the central channel quite clearly and have some kundalini flowing inside the shushuma. Aquaint yourself with these feelings

6. Now feel two side channels going in through the nostrils up to the third eye and going down to the back of the head on both sides of the central channel, touching the root chakra, going up and merging together at the lower dan tiens

7. At the dan tiens, feel a small and hot ball of fire in the central channel, so hot that your breath, coming from the two side chanels, ignites this fiery ball and makes it extremely hot. Now hold the breath there in that dan tiens for as much as you can. (seconds at first, minutes later).

7b. As you are holding the breath inside the central channel at the small ball of heat just below the navel, draw energy up from below and above, lock and trap it in the ball of heat. Feel the ball of heat combusting into a fire so hot it would melt anything that would come in contact of it.

8. While still holding your breath, feel the ball of fire being so hot, it is igniting itself and sending flames up to the navel chakra and licking it ferociously with it's extremely hot flames. Feel your navel chakra being ignited too and the fiery ball growing so much that there are no distinction between the dan tiens and navel chakra.

9. Now release all the extremely hot energy you have created -- straight up through the central and bursting out the top of your head where your crown lights up on an explosive mystical fire that keeps on growing and getting hotter and hotter and hotter. It seems to never die…

Do this all in ONE CONTROLLED BREATH (slow inhalation, gnetle hold and SLOW exhalation) and repeat it over and over and over again until you can't handle it anymore.

This is the Core Practice of ALL Tantras, it has nothing to do with sex, it is all about mastering the different energies of the body.

And thus, the first step of Highest Yoga Tantra is the mastery of the most powerful energy that has been awaken by means of Hatha Yoga or other stimulating practices, the kundalini.

>"As the chief of the Snakes is the support of the earth with all the mountains and forests on it, so All Tantras rest on Kundalini." ~Hatha Yoga Pradipika




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