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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: eb87185c28a9b7c⋯.jpg (816.41 KB, 2577x2000, 2577:2000, Novgorod.jpg)

File: be996f896cdff3d⋯.jpg (136.28 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, Novgorod2.jpg)

5f6582 No.129227

Venezuela: Maduro's Thugs Executing Opponents

https://order-order.com/2017/08/08/maduros-thugs-executing-opponents/

>Yesterday Corbyn attempted to give moral equivalency to the government and protesters in Venezuela. Last night on Newsnight an activist from Labour’s Socialist International sister party in the country said there was no equivalency. Guido wonders how there can be when Maduro has marauding thugs in uniform on motorbikes beating up and killing protesters.

Corbyn Doubles Down on Venezuela

https://order-order.com/2017/08/07/corbyn-doubles-venezuela-refuses-condemn-maduro/

>Jez is back from his cycling holiday in Croatia; asked specifically whether he condemns President Maduro’s actions, he says: “What I condemn is the violence that’s been done by any side and all sides in this.”

Italian Government Denies ‘Migrant Rescue’ Activist Vessel Access to Ports

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/08/italy-denies-migrant-rescue-ngo-vessel-access-ports-due-breach-code-conduct/

>The migrant rescue NGO vessel “Golfo Azzurro” has been refused access to Italian ports on the island of Lampedusa, with some blaming “right-wing hackers” for ship confiscations and NGO members being investigated for people smuggling.

Soros-Funded Tunisian NGO Commands Fishermen to Block ‘Defend Europe’ Ship from Port

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/08/soros-funded-tunisian-ngo-fishermen-block-defend-europe-ship-port/

>Several fishermen in the Tunisian port city of Zarzis have blocked the Defend Europe vessel, the “C-Star”, from refuelling, claiming that the ship and its mission to watch over migrant rescue NGOs is “racist”.

5f6582 No.129228

File: d7b8e518ccb61e4⋯.jpg (654.04 KB, 705x1000, 141:200, __yamada_elf_eromanga_sens….jpg)

First for superior white women.


d1fce8 No.129231

File: 53f9dbe8b814941⋯.jpg (246.71 KB, 1280x1701, 1280:1701, 842690ed3ffa47a1065a1d4d76….jpg)

white women are shit


6047ff No.129232

File: 6d11766e209ee95⋯.gif (19.04 KB, 305x354, 305:354, 6d11766e209ee955a434baaff2….gif)

holy shit that thing is so cool how have I never seen it before?

for spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) tbh


6047ff No.129233

what could have been without the russian revolution smh


5f6582 No.129235

File: 2b04872c204c7a8⋯.png (199.42 KB, 600x329, 600:329, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129232

It's rarely talked about outside of "top ten worst ships" lists. The tide used to make it spin awkwardly because of the shape and nobody ever followed up the design for their ironclads.

It fought the T*rks though so it wasn't without honour.


9d7cb5 No.129236


99f56d No.129237

Neo:

Age

19-26

Guess: 20

Locations:

Hampshire, Sussex, Surrey, Kent

Guess so far: Inland West Sussex/Hampshire, based on the fireworks video, or maybe somewhere on the Weald.

Pembs:

Age:

19-24

Guess: 21

Location:

Pembrokeshire -

Guess so far: Based on the pub he mentioned that I won't repeat, within a radius of 30mins driving or about 12 miles from there.


99f56d No.129238

>>129237

>>129233

>>129228

Have some (You)s NOW GIVE ME FEEDBACK PLZ


5f6582 No.129239

File: 14adbb4cc50089e⋯.jpg (611.73 KB, 1447x2047, 1447:2047, __warspite_kantai_collecti….jpg)

>>129237

Interesting. Aren't you keeping track of other variables like appearance?


6047ff No.129240

File: 63ca162dc54bbe4⋯.gif (995.46 KB, 500x374, 250:187, 63ca162dc54bbe4bebc4362b44….gif)

>>129235

according to wiki it wasn't terrible and that's bit of a meme, very unique design though and glad it probably spooked out some turks thinking it was some futuristic death machine

>>129237

holy frick lad bit scary, shows what can be done though I suppose… tbf you're about 12 miles from about anywhere in this county, often thought even just wearing this flag is revealing too much because of how small and underpopulated it isGCHQ please find me uguu~


6047ff No.129241

I mean you're totally wrong!


5f6582 No.129242

File: 8108b6b4f9864cc⋯.png (2.33 MB, 1541x2039, 1541:2039, __rensouhou_chan_and_shima….png)

>>129240

If they had put propellers on all sides it could have been the most maneuverable ironclad ever built tbh. Spinning cannon platform UFOs could have been the future of naval warfare.


9d7cb5 No.129243

File: ce9ca3600460689⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.48 MB, 3456x5184, 2:3, 201412072356112df.jpg)

File: 4f91f7d6c2a4d5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.33 KB, 1200x1798, 600:899, 9658473625.jpg)

File: 0c04909b8c24d76⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 334.07 KB, 1200x1798, 600:899, 6857463256475867.jpg)

>>129242

nice pic


5f6582 No.129244

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Aaaahh late Nige link.


6047ff No.129245

>>129242

what a possible time to be alive


99f56d No.129246

>>129239

I've got some wild guesses at things, but other than herts describing daftie there's little I'd put a bet on. I don't find those that interesting - names, on the other hand, I love. so far I reckon:

You(lass): Jess

You(lad): Toby

Imperiumlad: Jordan

22st: Sebastian

Pembs: Luke

BumBum: Tom

Waifu lad: an S name

Herts: my name or a related name

Dorset: a C name

Shroplad: an M name


d1fce8 No.129247

File: 536383b072024c6⋯.jpg (91.57 KB, 736x1105, 736:1105, 536383b072024c6c5a85c5e344….jpg)

>>129246

interesting


9d7cb5 No.129248

>>129246

>22st: Sebastian

would he have a welsh name?


c0b612 No.129249

>>129246

I reckon 22st is called Ben


0ccfdb No.129250

>>129246

what's your guess for vanlads name?


5f6582 No.129251

File: dbd1073a3521a2a⋯.jpg (51.54 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1492645780059.jpg)

>>129246

Holy shit, where did this all come from?


d1fce8 No.129252

>>129251

shut up toby


99f56d No.129253

>>129240

Kek excellent, I know your subculture too, could probably guess your school, then check any newspaper or class photos for a particularly short lad. Maybe even your birth hospital. I'm not going to, if I can do it so can our hero's and protectors in the intelligence services.

>>129241

It's all junk data tbh.


c0b612 No.129254

File: 1302d286d725452⋯.png (264.81 KB, 625x605, 125:121, ClipboardImage.png)

edgy

>>129251

yeah sod off toby


5f6582 No.129255

>>129252

SHUT UP JORDAN


99f56d No.129256

>>129250

It's not hidden irl lad, buy me a pint and it's freely available.


99f56d No.129257

>>129251

Guesswork tbh. Looking at census data and birth names in the estimated areas for the age brackets.


99f56d No.129258

>tfw selling my research for (You)s

This'll do tbh, any idea how to put them into a pension fund?


0ccfdb No.129259

>>129256

>buy vanlad a pint and get a 2 for 1 on his and herts' name

Good deal. How much for access to your notes?


99f56d No.129260

>>129259

150btc


5f6582 No.129261

>>129257

That's pretty thorough lad. You take your work very seriously.


d1fce8 No.129262

File: 633c7ce35d14be5⋯.jpg (50.4 KB, 956x1145, 956:1145, 633c7ce35d14be530b8a04c6ca….jpg)

>>129258

Probably less taxable than the BTC anyway


0ccfdb No.129263


6047ff No.129264

>>129253

>>129246

scary. I wonder when the day will come that they make the order to move us into the camps.


99f56d No.129265

>>129261

Not really lass, I'm a bit of a census autist and it's not much effort to make a guess tbh. I already have a notebook to help me remember to breathe so gradually building up the guesses is inevitable


99f56d No.129266

>>129264

Id be the canary tbh

>No VPN

>Nomadic

>Has valuable, high-quality research on the deplorable hive of villiany that is /newbrit/

If I stop posting then go innawoods


99f56d No.129267

>>129263

Free for Druids though fam


5f6582 No.129268

File: 8997a339c18c301⋯.jpg (299.83 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 1491443934453.jpg)

>>129265

I'm surprised you're not noting everyone's sexual fetishes like Wessex being a chubby chaser.


99f56d No.129269

>>129262

Hmmmm….

*Thinks of a way to sell (You)s on the street*


d1fce8 No.129270

>>129268

thanks for that one lass


99f56d No.129271

>>129268

I know Wessex so I dont need notes tbh. I mainly struggle to remember things that don't directly affect me or my friends and family, which that does.


99f56d No.129272

>>129268

Oh and I am, it's part of my guesses on social status and upbringing.


5f6582 No.129273

>>129272

Show me everything lad…


0ccfdb No.129274

>>129267

At what point am I considered a druid? Do I have to ritualistically forsake Christ or something?


99f56d No.129275

>>129273

Kek no, it's just ramblings and jumbled words so far, but I reckon your upper working class parents might have divorced, as a crude starting guess.


99f56d No.129276

>>129274

Dunno tbh lad, do you feel like a Druid?


5f6582 No.129277

>>129275

My parents are married reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I want to see all your jumbled words.


0ccfdb No.129278

>>129276

I post on brit/pol/ and have lots of pagan sympathies. I'd say I'm definitely converging with the druid path, so I guess so?


99f56d No.129279

>>129277

>Parents are married

I'm 60% certain that's junk data tbh

>Jumbled words

I can't post the actual page because handwriting analysis but as a sample:

(Just now)

Claims parents married

(Yesterday?)

Purported fear of crabs

Hasn't been crabbing - raised Inland?

Stone beach - Dorset - Eastbourne coast, east Kent

(Few weeks ago)

Fireworks on flat hills - hampshire or Weald?


f74485 No.129280

File: e60d543f7374e55⋯.png (237.95 KB, 396x396, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129279

do me do me dooo meee~


99f56d No.129281

>>129278

Fair. Welcome aboard lad.


d1fce8 No.129282

>>129279

What makes you think she's a southerner


99f56d No.129283

>>129280

Lad you know yours - 26, my guess and his recent YouTube escapade but you claim is junk data, Sebastian, no idea where in taff land.


6047ff No.129284

>>129279

fucking hell


99f56d No.129285

>>129282

1) planes overhead discussion

2) likely junk data self admission

3) firework video


0ccfdb No.129286

>>129281

fantastic. I love notes


5f6582 No.129287

File: 5fee4413ba92cf0⋯.jpg (111.45 KB, 644x910, 46:65, 1493199315983.jpg)

>>129279

It's not junk data I promise, but I have given out junk data before like the time I tried to convince everyone on /newbritpolitics/ that I was a boy.

>>129282

I'm southern and proud lad.


99f56d No.129288

>>129284

It's literally useless - it's (something posted that might be polite to remember) followed by (my thought at the time)

Have a look at how I posted before I started using notes properly - I felt like a rude cunt for forgetting basic things.


f74485 No.129289

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg)


5f6582 No.129290

File: c07efb167975f3a⋯.jpg (357.65 KB, 1024x1770, 512:885, 1490664913987.jpg)

You've made me hungry for knowledge lad, I must know more.


d1fce8 No.129291

>>129287

>like the time I tried to convince everyone on /newbritpolitics/ that I was a boy.

I was born at night,


99f56d No.129292

>>129290

Give 22st the Ginnie's and you can have some more of my sherlock-holmes-cum-sigmund-freud-tier scribblings


c0b612 No.129293

*gives out junk data in real life*

who /5dsnakesandladders/ here?


99f56d No.129294


f74485 No.129295

File: 66fe5e3561d8ca4⋯.png (9.55 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>129292

Pleasure doing business with you, lad


5f6582 No.129296

>>129292

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh why does it always come back to the Ginnies.


c0b612 No.129297

>>129294

>implying I'm real

;^)


5f6582 No.129298

File: da6555ab3de76d3⋯.jpg (595.3 KB, 1000x1290, 100:129, 1495613991007.jpg)

The ginnies are strictly for OC only.


d1fce8 No.129299

File: 21c4825592a6f17⋯.jpg (173.15 KB, 1333x1999, 1333:1999, C_L00S_W0AAPJIl.jpg large.jpg)

>>129298

Information is OC


99f56d No.129300

>>129297

>Tfw just an ethereal posting persona


99f56d No.129301

>>129298

>>129299

This tbh. It's alcohol-sodden OC in this case but PC nonetheless


99f56d No.129302

>>129301

Reeeeeeeeeeeee crappy phone that I can't turn autocorrect off on


f74485 No.129303

>>129298

*draws inflation OC*


0ccfdb No.129304

Think I'm gonna have a bath today tbh


99f56d No.129305

>>129304

Tbh baths are the only thing I miss with vanlife.


5f6582 No.129306

File: f4e0981b13caad7⋯.jpg (131.95 KB, 755x1062, 755:1062, 1494985422351.jpg)

>>129299

>>129301

It's not lewd enough to be OC. Surely there's something else I can give you in return.

>>129303

L-lad, I'm not eating that much…


0ccfdb No.129307

>>129305

I'm not a massive fan myself. If I'm gonna be sitting in water for a while I'd prefer to sit under a shower head. That being said, sometimes the bath just calls to you. I like to listen to spooky stories while I bathe tbh.

Exactly how do you wash btw?


6047ff No.129308

>>129304

please tell me the thing


99f56d No.129309

>>129307

>Not reading and drinking whisky in the bath

Lad


0ccfdb No.129310

>>129308

It's more for the both of us this way tbh. I'm certain I was correct though.


d1fce8 No.129311

>>129306

>t's not lewd enough to be OC.

SLAG


99f56d No.129312

>>129307

>Wash

Gym, swimming centre, family, friends, etcetera.


0ccfdb No.129313

>>129309

I can't drink whisky anymore tbh. Reading isn't a bad shout though, might give it a go.

>>129312

Makes sense actually. I used to spend more time in the gym shower than the one at home.


6047ff No.129314

>>129310

it's not more for me


0ccfdb No.129315


d1fce8 No.129316

File: 4c082775637cf6b⋯.jpg (66.23 KB, 600x600, 1:1, C8zdD5AVoAEgkXX.jpg large.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf


f74485 No.129317

File: f34ff00b2721f5a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 118.99 KB, 666x533, 666:533, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129306

I warned you lass. Hand over the Ginnie or I'll prick you


99f56d No.129318

>>129313

>Can't drink whisky

Smh lad

>Makes sense

It's a bit of a pain not being able to just jump in the shower, I'll definitely upgrade to a bigger van with room for a shower soon.


3d2a3e No.129319

File: cec19e76819acca⋯.jpg (226.46 KB, 580x358, 290:179, IMG_8815.JPG)

>Neo is actually a girl/trap

I guess it was obvious tbh

The eternal woman strikes again

>inb4 Daftie

Daftie is a LAD and I am gay for him xxx


0ccfdb No.129320

>>129314

>expects empathy from the iconic shroplad

>>129318

>Smh lad

Body is awful at processing alcohol, so blame the vodka I OD'd on tbh.

>bit of a pain

I can imagine missing cold showers

>upgrade

Like a caravan


f74485 No.129321

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB, 525x468, 175:156, 939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)


d1fce8 No.129322

>>129319

>>Neo is actually a girl/trap

What does this mean


99f56d No.129323

>>129320

Can't tow a caravan bigger than my current van on my licence tbh. Best to buy a Luton or sprinter and put log cabin stuff in there.


6047ff No.129324

>>129320

I don't want empathy lad, I want to know


c0b612 No.129325

>>129317

DOBSON NOOOO


3d2a3e No.129326

File: c25e7b4acd4b625⋯.jpg (43.27 KB, 600x366, 100:61, IMG_8818.JPG)

all women should be killed tbh


f74485 No.129327

*unironically develops an inflation fetish which I will incorporate into every OC in the near future*


99f56d No.129328


d1fce8 No.129329

>>129326

did your gf dump you?

I agree that huwhite women should be killed


c0b612 No.129330

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129327

*humiliates you in public*


0ccfdb No.129331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129323

>those vans

BIG vans like that can get pretty pricey right? Is it a distant dream?

When you're rich you should buy a lorry tbh.

>>129326

except thots


f74485 No.129332

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*inflates myself until I pop*


3d2a3e No.129333

File: f8666d1e6b6965f⋯.png (664.68 KB, 736x856, 92:107, IMG_8801.PNG)

>>129329

>implying that'd ever happen

No some thots tried to flirt with me again

I'm not interested though, there's only one thot I have eyes for

These thots were just being thots tbh

Thots should be killed tbh

>>129331

>motorhome challenge

One of my favourites tbh

>except thots

Especially thots


f74485 No.129334

>>129330

I don't get it, why spray water on him?


d1fce8 No.129335

>>129333

>Thots should be killed tbh

>posts a thot


99f56d No.129336

>>129331

>Pricey

Not really, barely missed out first time around, bigger and linger vans are about 30% more expensive. I chose to get a smaller one and buy all the gear to kit it out straight away. Could buy one now but I don't have anywhere to work on it yet.

>Lorry

Harder to park, more to insure tax and maintain - better off getting a towing licence and a big long van and a big caravan


f74485 No.129337

File: eb8d6a2b137322f⋯.png (4.92 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>>129333

> there's only one thot I have eyes for


c0b612 No.129338

>>129334

I dunno it's just funny


3d2a3e No.129339

File: 1b1978cdade1023⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1902x951, 2:1, IMG_8795.PNG)

>>129335

Diana will not be killed because I like her tbh

All others shall be

>>129337

I love her lad


0ccfdb No.129340

>>129333

>motorhome challenge

same. I also really liked the one where they made a car.

>thots

Lad you should be smart enough to understand the power and potential that thots have. I smh

>>129336

>yet

that's where the enclave comes in eh? Godspeed then

>van convoy

I see I see. Is a towing license difficult to obtain?


624760 No.129341

benis


99f56d No.129342

>>129340

>Enclave

Not crucial, got my eye on some short lease storage containers to work out of.

>Difficult

Probably not, just a pain in the arse to organise lessons and that, and pointless if I haven't bought a caravan. Don't really want to buy a shitty old damp caravan either, reckon a bigger van is the first step.


d1fce8 No.129343

File: ebdb57f5b878a47⋯.jpg (387.59 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, C7vQO18WkAQEwle.jpg large.jpg)

>>129339

>Diana will not be killed because I like her tbh

She's one of the worst thots though


3d2a3e No.129344

File: f8f9c98948abc30⋯.png (878.23 KB, 1109x875, 1109:875, IMG_8803.PNG)

>>129340

Geoff was funny too tbh

I wish you were here tbh, you could have your way with these thots (provided, of course, that you can attract them as I do) because they're wasted on me. I have no intention of engaging in improper relations with these thots.

>>129343

Yeah

But I love her and so do you


f74485 No.129345

File: 4cb86fb5e63140e⋯.png (329.76 KB, 470x456, 235:228, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129339

>I love her lad


d1fce8 No.129346

>>129344

no i dont


944bed No.129347

Going to be home alone for a week, how do I not die?

>>129322

From my research on past threads: Neo is a girl pretending to be a trap pretending to be a girl pretending to be a trap and Pembs is a lad. Is that correct or I am far off?


5f6582 No.129348

File: d832f4153d596f4⋯.jpg (430.53 KB, 635x1378, 635:1378, 1493249108772.jpg)

I was having din dins. I had salmon in a light pastry with white wine and butter sauce.

>>129317

Aaaaaaaaaahhh don't pop me lad.

>>129319

>Daftie is a LAD and I am gay for him xxx

What have I missed smh.


d1fce8 No.129349

>>129347

i'm certain you're right about the pembs one. I've stopped actually caring about what neo actually is


f74485 No.129350

>>129347

>Going to be home alone for a week, how do I not die?

Won't your parents buy you everything you need to survive, lad?


99f56d No.129351

>>129347

Weapons?


06eb06 No.129352

File: 9060f202337e9c7⋯.png (48.86 KB, 137x145, 137:145, naughtings.PNG)

>anime


5f6582 No.129353

File: d8aa610126ab6a8⋯.jpg (35 KB, 468x369, 52:41, gordon and lambie.jpg)


6047ff No.129354

File: 81ad5c5ccf85bae⋯.jpg (24.77 KB, 499x599, 499:599, eJwVylEOgyAMANC7cAAoUAt4G4….jpg)


99f56d No.129355

>>129349

Literally not certain about either, and not particularly bothered either way.


06eb06 No.129356

File: e6768f3bb8fd1f6⋯.png (375.39 KB, 393x519, 131:173, lil lambie.PNG)

>>129353

aw, i like ickle lamb


0ccfdb No.129357

>>129344

>Geoff

Yeah that was the name, a classic indeed. Have you bothered to watch the grand tour? I watched the first episode and while it was good, I don't really watch TV so I didn't bother with the rest.

>thots

I also wish I was there. Are you back in England or are these foreign thots?

>>129342

So it all comes down to a matter of time? I like those situations


c0b612 No.129358

>>129347

Vanilla coke


99f56d No.129359

>>129357

>Matter of time

That's a weird way to put it I guess so.


944bed No.129360

>>129350

Surviving requires more than food, especially when I have no bread or cheese for beans on toast.


3d2a3e No.129361

File: a6bc0074cfa9a6a⋯.jpg (113.77 KB, 750x1021, 750:1021, IMG_8823.JPG)

>>129345

My heart is big

>>129346

Yes you do

>>129348

You missed a very gay meetup

But of course you simply are interested in a gay board, no?

Also you're Jess now? Hello *respects you*

As you can see I'm a supreme gentleman.

Charmed, I'm sure.


5f6582 No.129362

File: 33c0ea05279fd36⋯.jpg (460.54 KB, 894x1000, 447:500, __tooru_kobayashi_san_chi_….jpg)

>>129354

What's wrong lass?

>>129356

I like lamb too.


06eb06 No.129363

File: 0eed7d62fe4934f⋯.png (83.71 KB, 227x167, 227:167, naughty lamb.PNG)


f74485 No.129364

>>129360

what else do you need?


d1fce8 No.129365

File: 0767a3966dad46e⋯.jpg (107.06 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DD5mwQeXkAA5XOK.jpg large.jpg)

>>129361

>Yes you do

no i dont


06eb06 No.129366

File: 292694701201d8d⋯.png (317.49 KB, 401x309, 401:309, dreaming lamb.PNG)

Bongo Bongo Land has crashed btw lad


944bed No.129367

>>129364

Bread and cheese.

>>129358

Too expensive. I only drink supermarket-own coke zero.


06eb06 No.129368

D i s c o r d has been changed to bongo bongo land btw


f74485 No.129369

>>129367

but bread and cheese is food smh


3d2a3e No.129370

>>129357

I never watched the grand tour, and from what I've heard it's not as good. I don't think we'll ever get Top Gear back smh

>Are you back in England or are these foreign thots?

Still in Greece, but they're English thots. Apart from a jerry girl I saw

Soon I'll be seeing a lot more jerry girls tbh

>>129365

I have evidence


5f6582 No.129371

File: 33b07776d2c5cce⋯.jpg (2.28 MB, 2800x3400, 14:17, __tooru_kobayashi_san_chi_….jpg)

I forgot to take my name off smh.

>>129363

Mind the welshmen lamb.


0ccfdb No.129372


d1fce8 No.129373

>>129370

>I have evidence

No you don't


f74485 No.129374

>>129371

Is Jess short for Jessica or Jesse?


6047ff No.129375

File: 50f0b5ad8afa41a⋯.jpg (30.79 KB, 638x540, 319:270, 1498033060143.jpg)

>>129368

>

>>129362

big dum dum brain


3d2a3e No.129376

>Jess didn't respond to my charming approach

Reee *goes on a woman killing rampage*


944bed No.129377

>>129369

I don't have either, that's the problem.


3d2a3e No.129378

File: ab14d2938ac5fb2⋯.jpg (43.64 KB, 800x404, 200:101, IMG_8820.JPG)

Why is she so perfect tbh lads


944bed No.129379

>>129371

Jess can be boy's name so nothing is proven.


f74485 No.129380

>>129377

Your parents already left? smh


f74485 No.129381

File: 8bc9b985adf1b3f⋯.png (12.21 KB, 508x486, 254:243, Mengele prick.png)

>>129375

>big dum dum brain

That's just the hormones working, lass


d1fce8 No.129382

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129378

>jewgirl who looks like diana


0ccfdb No.129383

>>129370

>not as good

It felt more scripted but it was fine. But yes, Top Gear as it was is essentially dead.

>thots

No greek thots? Smh that's a shame. But English thots should be easy work overall. Probably easier than usual, what with what happening in greece staying in greece. They're probably just looking for a summer romance lad. Why don't you string them along like a proper romantic poet?


5f6582 No.129384

File: 4902cbcf41a868f⋯.jpg (817.95 KB, 1075x1225, 43:49, 1493857144884.jpg)

>>129374

Both tbh.

>>129375

I can ease your burden by doing the thinking for you…


0ccfdb No.129385

>>129377

ready meals? Just stock up on pot noodles and have a party with your friends from CU


944bed No.129386

>>129380

Worst thing is I'm still expected to keep the house clean.


944bed No.129387

>>129385

None of them party like I do though.


f74485 No.129388

>>129386

just clean it the day before they come home smh


0ccfdb No.129389

>>129386

We can only do what's in our power lad. If my parents expected me to clean they'd know not to expect much.

>>129387

>None of them party like I do though

Now now just because they aren't down to sit around a warmly coloured lightbulb and sing kumbayah, it doesn't mean it'd be a bad party.


99f56d No.129390

>£4.40 is the cheapest pint within walking distance

Reeeeeeeeee


3d2a3e No.129391

File: c96f1d4d97b2e9e⋯.jpg (115.36 KB, 1536x654, 256:109, IMG_8746.JPG)

>>129382

>all my waifus are actually the same girl

I knew it

She's qt af though

I'd gf her

>>129383

>no Greek thots?

There was one at the airport who remains the only blonde I've ever been attracted to and possibly the sexiest girl I've ever seen, she was practically a supermodel. But she's a border guard who speaks no English. I got a hug from her though and she smiled.

But yes English thots, you don't even need to try. I've had to actively resist them on a couple of occasions. I suppose I could try stringing one along but to be honest I don't trust myself


d1fce8 No.129392

File: 564c5316046401a⋯.jpg (116.13 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, DD5kIZCU0AAFQ9y.jpg large.jpg)

>>129391

>She's qt af though

Not really


a5be01 No.129393

File: 2563d4d456e40fa⋯.jpg (16.08 KB, 225x220, 45:44, how horrifying.jpg)

>used to living with parents, anticipates starvation without them

15-18 years old

>>129390

wew, what hellhole are you parked up in now?


99f56d No.129394

>>129393

Kek

In Sussex lad, just not near a town.


f74485 No.129395

>>129393

15-26 tbh


944bed No.129396

>>129389

>sit around a warmly coloured lightbulb and sing kumbayah

Sure, that's what I do for a good boy party. I don't get black out drunk ever.


0ccfdb No.129397

>>129390

It'll be a shame when pubs die due to prices like these. Really gets you in the mood to rob some kegs from the local wholesaler tbh.

>>129391

>got hug from purdy borderguard

Top stuff lad.

>doesn't trust himself

Initially I wanted to mock you for that statement but I know the feel. I recommend you do though lad. I also recommend you debase yourself and shag one of them but Hell, I've always been the devil when it comes to this sort of advice.


3d2a3e No.129398

File: a2bc66b9efc4690⋯.png (152.37 KB, 360x299, 360:299, IMG_8819.PNG)

>>129392

>he's immune to her Semitic temptations

GAY


f74485 No.129399

>>129398

You just admitted to being gay smh


99f56d No.129400

>>129397

>Shame when pubs die

Definitely, pints are like £2.80 in wetherspoons, it'll be the rural pubs that go first.

>Stealing

Hmmm not really lad


bb805b No.129401

DAILY REMINDER THAT WOMEN BORN AFTER 1995 HAVE THE FELLATIO SKILLS OF A DEAD ANIMAL

KEEP IT DEEP, KEEP IT PRE-1995


0ccfdb No.129402

>>129396

>don't get b/o drunk

Me neither lad, losing memories and puking is no fun. Parties are about being social, one should only ingest as much alcohol as they need to allow themselves to become social. Unless of course, you desperately want to GET FUCKED.


d1fce8 No.129403

File: 8027fd0f4db300d⋯.jpg (173.01 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, DD1RvexUwAA8WZ6.jpg large.jpg)

>>129399

????

>>129398

>gay because I'm not being seduced by a jewess

No


9d7cb5 No.129404

File: d683db2de92158d⋯.webm (555.9 KB, 718x720, 359:360, bjv.webm)

the sate of this thread


f74485 No.129405

>>129401

>it's a toothed hole episode

>>129403

scroll up, lass


0ccfdb No.129406

>>129400

But lad, they don't sell to you unless you're a business owner. I'd pay if they let me smh


944bed No.129407

>>129402

I need to drink to be social, but by the time that happens I carry on drinking.


99f56d No.129408

>>129406

>Registering with companies house costs about £100 iirc

>You'd rather rob a legitimate business

Smh lad are all Shropshites like this?


5f6582 No.129409

File: 8f3497def93a480⋯.png (336.84 KB, 570x800, 57:80, __eila_ilmatar_juutilainen….png)

Does anyone else take notes here? I want to know more.


d1fce8 No.129410

File: 1d5afd4079daa77⋯.jpg (113.03 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DCSusdtUIAAJ0dB.jpg large.jpg)

>>129405

>scroll up, lass

I don't know what I'm looking for


3d2a3e No.129411

File: e77906324453c8f⋯.jpg (303.96 KB, 1280x835, 256:167, IMG_8737.JPG)

>>129397

DON'T tempt me lad its also been 2 weeks of nofap which doesn't help

You are a devil tbh but I have a considerable amount of self control. I only fear that if I get too close to a girl and she tries to kiss me, then I'll lose it

Get yourself to Greece next year lad and reap the rich fields of thottery

>>129399

No I didn't smh

>>129403

Jewesses > ant people


0ccfdb No.129412

>>129401

Thank you lad, I'll do my best.

>>129407

Just alter what you drink to work for you lad. Go heavy with strong spirits, shots and cocktails at first, then once you're drunk maintain buzz w/ beer.

>>129408

>registering a business for a keg of Hobgoblin/Guinness

I hope so lad. Are all you sussex lot rich or just stupid?


944bed No.129413

File: 3f8368c13b3dad2⋯.png (171.9 KB, 750x956, 375:478, IMG_0971.PNG)

>>129411

Nothing beats Keira.


5f6582 No.129414

>>129401

Hello Dorset.


3d2a3e No.129415

>>129409

I remember things about posters but no notes

I remember an awful lot tbh

Gib nudes in Bongo Bongo Land and I'll tell all


f74485 No.129416


d1fce8 No.129417

File: 72000620e6b1cb3⋯.jpg (120.15 KB, 1115x1672, 1115:1672, DCcfU9uUMAAJD-P.jpg large.jpg)

>>129411

>Jewesses > ant people

no


3d2a3e No.129418


99f56d No.129419

>>129412

>One keg

I'm sure it would pay off after less than a year of drinking by some crude napkin maths.

>Rich or stupid

Thankfully neither.


5f6582 No.129420

>>129415

This board owner is soliciting nudes for favors.


a5be01 No.129421

File: b9a853959fdcb9e⋯.png (986.24 KB, 600x900, 2:3, varg peeps.png)

>>129391

looks a bit like Emma Watson tbh

>>129395

>reaching 26 without being able to look after yourself


d1fce8 No.129422

>>129409

no comment


3d2a3e No.129423

File: 8ca0693a690670d⋯.jpg (645.86 KB, 1256x1600, 157:200, IMG_8738.JPG)

>>129416

im trying to seduce Jess shhhh

>>129417

Oh yes


9d7cb5 No.129424

>>129413

ah yes

the living skeleton with a posh accent


99f56d No.129425

>tfw probably missing out on crucial puzzle pieces because don't use bongo bongo app

Ahhhhhhhh


944bed No.129426

>>129421

Good thing that's not for a few more years tbh


3d2a3e No.129427

>>129420

Yeah

Send 'em lass

Also

>that yank speak

smdh


d1fce8 No.129428

File: dc4a2bec81894ef⋯.jpg (197.75 KB, 900x1280, 45:64, dc4a2bec81894efa4557d1567b….jpg)

>>129423

>Oh yes

Jevvs aren't human lad, it's gay


3d2a3e No.129429

>>129421

Emma Watson

Absolutely not, I hate that disgusting creature


0ccfdb No.129430

>>129411

>get kissed and lose it

ahh but that's love isn't it lad ? : ^ )

And don't you worry lad, me and the boys are heading to Zante next year. If I don't catch an STI it'll be a bad holiday.

>>129419

>pay off w/ some napkin

/probably/ but at that point it's just easier to don the ol' ski mask for a poor maths-peasant like mon self


f74485 No.129431

>>129409

no smh. I wish this board was like Bongo Bongo Land so you could go through a search history smh


bb805b No.129432

File: 286be7e57ac9e0d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 170.95 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, IMG_7349.JPG)

Jewess > all tbh.

>>129414

Hi


5f6582 No.129433

File: 95ec764845c9176⋯.jpg (516.7 KB, 700x990, 70:99, __alice_and_eila_ilmatar_j….jpg)

>>129427

I am a crypto yank lad, I'm sorry.

>>129431

I wish it had that functionality too.

>>129432

How are you lad?


9d7cb5 No.129434

>>129428

would put her in the back of a van, take her to my place, molest, inseminate and return her home all shaken and unstable … tbh


d1fce8 No.129435

File: 3e728b0d23d0d1e⋯.jpg (112.85 KB, 960x720, 4:3, DC_TN9DUMAQ7-xJ.jpg large.jpg)

>>129434

>pumping and literally dumping

bit rude tbh


9d7cb5 No.129436

>>129432

would suck on her fanny lips and lick her clit


bb805b No.129437

>>129433

Doing okay lass. Yourself?

What's this I hear about nudes?


99f56d No.129438

>>129430

If you say so lad.


9d7cb5 No.129439

>>129435

alright then

i'll make her a cup of tea before i drop her off


5f6582 No.129440

File: eafb85fd5afe704⋯.jpg (205.83 KB, 900x860, 45:43, __eila_ilmatar_juutilainen….jpg)

>>129437

N-nothing…


d1fce8 No.129441


3d2a3e No.129442

File: 761b99d34116ef8⋯.png (91.33 KB, 843x583, 843:583, IMG_8564.PNG)

>>129428

Ant people aren't human

Jewesses are sexy af

Pic related

>>129430

More like lust smh

>Zante

Enjoy yourself lad, lads on tour and all that. Never was my thing but you go out and smash some thots tbh. It'll be heaven for you I'm sure

Try and ANGLO a foreign lass while you're there btw

>>129432

Hullo lad

>>129433

There is only one way to make it up to me

By sending nudes on Bongo Bongo Land

Only this will absolve you of yank heresy


9d7cb5 No.129443

>>129440

post them and get it over with

you attention whoring faggot cunt


a5be01 No.129444

>>129429

She has the face of a posh bitchy cunt


d1fce8 No.129445

>>129442

>Jewesses are sexy af

You won't be saying that when she's stolen your soul and all of your money


f74485 No.129446

all these hungry lads smh


9d7cb5 No.129447

>>129446

post your nudes

you sexy welsh beast


f74485 No.129448

>>129447

I'm too pure and innocent, lad. My ankles thicc maybe


3d2a3e No.129449

>>129444

Yeah it makes me want to punch her

>>129445

>implying I wouldn't make her my bitch

>>129446

I'm the only one with the authority and proof of alphaness to back it up though


bb805b No.129450

>>129447

Would pay to see tbh. Not as much as I would for Neo though, hnngg


3d2a3e No.129452

File: 4f7915065567709⋯.png (2.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_8774.PNG)

File: ab14d2938ac5fb2⋯.jpg (43.64 KB, 800x404, 200:101, IMG_8820.JPG)

File: e3ec9000a465553⋯.jpg (53.72 KB, 480x720, 2:3, IMG_8791.JPG)

Are they the same?


d1fce8 No.129453

File: 84e63ccfa2b3f0e⋯.jpg (89.77 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DBYdkHEUMAEANMw.jpg large.jpg)

>>129449

>>implying I wouldn't make her my bitch

>Taming a jewess

Literally impossible, she'll chew you up and eat you alive, and move onto the next unfortunate anglo lad

>>129451

Fuck off


d1fce8 No.129454

>>129452

You have a type and it's shit


abb818 No.129455

>>129442

>lust

toemaytoe toemahtoe tbh.

>the rest

I'm sure i will lad. Parties and thots, top stuff. perhaps you'll understand one day lad, we seem to be cut from a similar cloth.


3d2a3e No.129456

File: d82e5413321e1d3⋯.jpg (124.48 KB, 960x960, 1:1, IMG_8696.JPG)

>>129451

>no time stamp

Come on put some effort into it

Also I said Bongo Bongo Land smh

Silly lass your tits a shit


a5be01 No.129457

File: f4aa9102eeecfe6⋯.png (1017.65 KB, 1001x1001, 1:1, spicy meme.png)

>>129442

>that image

I've seen it before but it still gets me steamy


a5be01 No.129458

>>129451

DON'T LOP IT OFF LAD


d1fce8 No.129459

>it's a neo is a slag episode

oh fuck off


9d7cb5 No.129460

>>129459

what mr phooey said


944bed No.129461

>>129459

Are those pics really of Neo?


d1fce8 No.129462

>>129461

I don't know or care but the implication is bad enough


6047ff No.129463

>>129451

topkek I thought you left the board lass


a5be01 No.129464

>>129452

T

A

SHIT

T

E


d1fce8 No.129465

>>129463

is that leon


c0b612 No.129466

File: f4d416a09e9f1d7⋯.png (345.19 KB, 500x522, 250:261, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129451

I SHOWED YOU MY BOOBS NOW ANSWER ME


3d2a3e No.129467

File: 8e8731b5145f7f8⋯.jpg (31.04 KB, 500x250, 2:1, IMG_8821.JPG)

>>129453

>impossible

haha nothing is impossible for me

>>129454

Don't bully

>>129455

I do understand the appeal of thots tbh. I just prefer mine to be famous Russians who lied about being raped and suffered from a mental breakdown when she was criticised for it

>>129457

tbh stalag porn was big in Israel for good reason

>>129459

tbf I seduced her into it

My bad

>>129461

Could be, not timestamp smh

Not that it matters because they're not in Bongo Bongo Land

>>129464

Wrong


f74485 No.129468

>>129467

>tbf I seduced her into it

and then you bullied her in front of everyone smh. This is the kind of lad our BO is


944bed No.129469

>>129467

What's Bongo Bongo Land?


9088a1 No.129470

>>129469

Super secret clubhouse lad


abb818 No.129471

>>129467

>prefers girls who've had mental breakdowns.

well that i can at least understand lad


9088a1 No.129472

Did Neo really just post tits?


3d2a3e No.129473

>>129468

That's right

>>129469

The dick court


c0b612 No.129474

>Neo was Leon all along

wew this is a turn of events


5f6582 No.129475

File: bbdd8c492bef5b5⋯.png (443.6 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, __alice_cartelet_kin_iro_m….png)


6047ff No.129476


d1fce8 No.129477

File: 4be43bf74f6b518⋯.jpg (275.52 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, DBQ46vxWsAAgrVn.jpg large.jpg)

>>129467

>Don't bully

I will bully people with oven fever


a5be01 No.129478

>>129467

>tbh stalag porn was big in Israel for good reason

>was

What happened? Did they ban it? That would only make it more naughty tbh


9088a1 No.129479

>>129475

Post more tbh lass.


a5be01 No.129480

>>129477

LAD STOP


abb818 No.129481

>>129472

well he certainly posted someone's tits


5f6582 No.129482


a5be01 No.129483

>>129481

Not a lass's tits


99f56d No.129484

Body posting is worst posting


3d2a3e No.129485

>>129472

It would appear so

>>129475

What part of Bongo Bongo Land don't you understand smh

I ought to ban you

But I won't because I am responsible for this

>>129477

I wasn't talking about me lad…


9088a1 No.129486

>>129482

Do it lass. Need a timestamp too.


d1fce8 No.129487

>>129485

>I wasn't talking about me lad…

The women you like are shit


5f6582 No.129488

File: 775bf5ff5928f0c⋯.jpg (1.64 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, __eila_ilmatar_juutilainen….jpg)

>>129485

You made into a cheap whore lad.


d1fce8 No.129489

>>129488

If you've actually posted your tits you are


f74485 No.129490

>>129485

Take responsibility and ban yourself, lad


9d7cb5 No.129491

>>129477

she seems nice and approachable


944bed No.129492

>>129470

>super secret clubhouse

I want in.

>>129473

>dick court

Perhaps not then.


f74485 No.129493

>>129492

You don't have a dick, lad?


3d2a3e No.129494

File: 04a475c1038d277⋯.jpg (315.74 KB, 1291x2048, 1291:2048, IMG_8759.JPG)

I must go now

If I don't wake up to nudes in my Bongo Bongo Land DMs I'll be an angry lad

>>129478

Yeah they banned it bc it threatened the holocaust narrative

It survives in the minds of kinky jewesses everywhere though

>>129484

This tbh in the thread it's awful

>>129487

Now that's just mean

>>129488

There there, you had no chance of resisting me

Nothing you could've done

Bongo Bongo Land still awaits

>>129490

That I shall, I must exile myself for the next 12 hours at the very least


944bed No.129495

>>129493

I keep it to myself.


abb818 No.129496

>>129483

no certainly not, at least they shouldn't be. if one of my thots pulled those out of it'd be the road for them


d1fce8 No.129497

>>129494

Night lad

Hope you start liking women that aren't shit soon


c0b612 No.129498

whats going on????


99f56d No.129499

>>129494

>In the thread it's awful

It's vile anywhere tbh lad.

Bye.


f74485 No.129500

>>129499

we need pics of Vanlad tbh


9088a1 No.129501

File: 862a1b11e020d97⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.52 KB, 772x598, 386:299, IMG_7362.JPG)

What would you do lads and lasses?


abb818 No.129502

>>129494

later lad. "getting-neo-to-post-tits posting" seems to be the most potent shitposting you've used yet


99f56d No.129503

>>129500

150btc and theyre yours


a5be01 No.129504

btw lad if you want to survive mummy's absence then buy a roast-in-the-bag chicken from whatever supermarket is near you. They're really easy to cook and it's enough meat that you can survive for days. Roast some carrots and parsnips with it and you've got a proper dinner without that much washing up.


d1fce8 No.129505

>>129501

Neither draw my sexual attention


9d7cb5 No.129506

>>129505

what if they were both chinkies?


abb818 No.129507

>>129504

noted though it should be, that recycling chicken is very dangerous when done wrong


c0b612 No.129508

File: 86734530440bd62⋯.png (1.33 MB, 843x843, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


f74485 No.129509

>>129503

*pirates them*


99f56d No.129510

>>129508

>1.5mb glowing nip post

Can it get any lower?


99f56d No.129511

>>129509

>There are contraband vanlads in circulation

It figures.


abb818 No.129512

>>129508

>purple nips

definitely not white. not sure if wog


9088a1 No.129513

File: 772e99ac7d407c8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1 MB, 1276x588, 319:147, IMG_7510.PNG)

File: 5a0191c29cfdb27⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 518.98 KB, 1280x600, 32:15, IMG_7511.PNG)

What rating would you give them lads? 3/10 here


c0b612 No.129514

>>129510

hmmmmmmm


a5be01 No.129515

>>129507

Yeah, the recycling people probably won't take chicken leftovers smh. Worst case, chuck them into some bushes and leg it.


5f6582 No.129516

>>129513

>reposting what I deleted

STOP


c0b612 No.129517

File: bf92d009e0eec33⋯.jpg (13.46 KB, 843x843, 1:1, GLOW.jpg)

>>129510

>>129514

Just for you lad


99f56d No.129518

>>129515

>Not composting food

*Assumes you can compost meat but doesn't know*

>>129517

Ta lad that's a more efficient size.


f74485 No.129519

>>129513

How many % would she get off food in China?


99f56d No.129521

Going to get maoams and fanta


c0b612 No.129522

>>129521

noice lad, pick me up some mars bars


99f56d No.129523

>>129522

*Gets you skittles and a freddo instead*


f74485 No.129524

File: 3f56c888cb37e02⋯.png (169.57 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw you finish watching Lain


c0b612 No.129525

>>129523

>top 10 anime betrayals

>>129524

that's from the video games smh tbh


f74485 No.129526

>>129525

So what? Don't try to make me feel bad smh


d1fce8 No.129527

File: 58d27a6d76a1e37⋯.jpg (250.91 KB, 1280x913, 1280:913, DBQ2NN-XoAA-Jhd.jpg large.jpg)

tbh lads


f74485 No.129528

>>129527

latex and leather is pretty disgusting tbh


6047ff No.129529

>>129521

maoams are so nice, used to get a few for 10p after school sometimes

>>129524

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


c0b612 No.129530

>>129528

really?


d1fce8 No.129532

File: ff4818a15e8be08⋯.jpg (88.06 KB, 751x1000, 751:1000, DBkR3yfUAAAFork.jpg large.jpg)

>>129531

So are you on hormones


f74485 No.129533

>>129530

Yeah I don't like the idea of dead animal skin touching you and I just imagine them both trapping sweat bleh

>>129531

with time they'll grow, lass~


d1fce8 No.129534

Yeah, no. I'm genuinely disgusted


f74485 No.129535

>>129534

because she's a white woman?


9088a1 No.129536

>the memes were real all along and Neo really is just an attention seeking, degenerate whore

Well wew. Guess I'll stick to /brit/.


d1fce8 No.129537

>>129535

that's the least of my reservations with it


d1fce8 No.129538

>>129536

I don't blame you


23c776 No.129539

File: 060853bd45ba305⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 35.83 KB, 705x900, 47:60, 60115e5c4ada0af324.jpg)

>>129535

White women are magic.

>>129536

Take me with you.


5f6582 No.129540

File: a756e3a9a89d8db⋯.jpg (100.38 KB, 700x989, 700:989, __yamada_elf_eromanga_sens….jpg)

>>129532

No, shhhh.

>>129536

But you're permanently banned there aren't you?


d1fce8 No.129541

File: 7f5ab739a384597⋯.jpg (247.27 KB, 980x1147, 980:1147, DAvSsiKWsAA3rwE.jpg large.jpg)

>>129539

*White women are witches


f74485 No.129542

>>129539

>White women are magic.

Unironically

That looks a bit like a Jewess doesn't it, though?


9f812a No.129543

File: b760ad269d08d5e⋯.gif (948.07 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1494544720733.gif)

sup niggas


d1fce8 No.129544

>>129543

leave while you still can


a5be01 No.129545

>>129518

Wish I had the means to compost tbh. I hate being a peasant. Actually that's wrong, even peasants could compost food and do gardening.


f74485 No.129546

File: 37174d5107398bd⋯.jpg (25.71 KB, 259x323, 259:323, 1474834898708.jpg)

>>129543

hey snow nigga


c0b612 No.129547

>>129543

Run lad


a5be01 No.129548

>>129524

I didn't get it tbh


5f6582 No.129549

>>129543

How's it going lad.


9088a1 No.129550

>>129540

What has suddenly possessed you to do this?


9f812a No.129551

>>129544

whats happening?

>>129546

whats up

>>129547

WHAT?!


d1fce8 No.129552

>>129540

Yeah no, I'm actually angry at you now


5f6582 No.129553

>>129550

Do what lad.


9f812a No.129554

>>129549

good thanks, whys everyone panicking?


5f6582 No.129555

>>129554

Imperium is just on a rant about white women again, don't worry.


23c776 No.129556

>>129542

>looks a bit like a Jewess

Still better than chinky lass tbh

>>129543

Wassup homeboy


0ccfdb No.129557

>>129551

Neo posted upper torso


0ccfdb No.129558

>>129551

also hyd nigga


d1fce8 No.129559

File: 0cf77a7dc27c53a⋯.jpg (88.33 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, DAm5yJBXgAE2k08.jpg large.jpg)

>>129556

>Still better than chinky lass tbh

WRONG


9f812a No.129560

>>129555

ah, ok then

>>129556

yo knoow howit is

>>129557

really? cringe


9f812a No.129561

>>129558

relaxed


f74485 No.129562

>>129548

Me neither, didn't follow it that well. Either way the ending was pretty sad and I'm having general post-anime depression smh.

>>129552

Lad, she loves you. smh

>>129556

>Still better than chinky lass tbh

I agree


a5be01 No.129563

File: 97e1dd0a0099ff9⋯.gif (3.93 MB, 450x337, 450:337, cute gril.gif)

>>129531

/cuteboys/ tbh


d1fce8 No.129564

>>129562

>Lad, she loves you. smh

Filtered neo's tripcode


f74485 No.129565

>>129551

>whats up

relaxing. Feeling good

>tfw nothing in real life makes me cry but an anime ending does

mummyyy

Did you do anything fun?

>>129564

laaaaaaaaaaaaaad


6047ff No.129566

>>129531

wew

>>129543

hello

>>129564

the ultimate tsundere


e26d67 No.129567

Laddos.

Everyone being good?


d1fce8 No.129568

File: 6c4978bdc556361⋯.jpg (94.5 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, Cz7OEArXUAEH1VL.jpg large.jpg)


f74485 No.129569

>>129567

Hey lad. Yeah. You?


0ccfdb No.129570

>>129560

yes. see

>>129513

>>129561

G O O D lad. I just had a bath so I'm feeling roughly similar. I'm in the mood for some pop though smh.

>>129567

Shit's kicked off but I'm doing pretty well. How's it been lad?


9088a1 No.129571

>>129564

Considering filtering her too tbh.


e500cc No.129572

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TBH


5f6582 No.129573

*changes tripcode*

>>129552

Herts made me do it, I'm really sorry you had to see them.


f74485 No.129574

File: 65e8e0196df00cb⋯.png (687.62 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129572

wtf I love media demoralising the native population now


e500cc No.129575

>>129574

it's pure kino tbh


9f812a No.129576

>>129565

>Did you do anything fun?

yup, very relaxed

>>129566

wagwan

>>129570

smh

> I'm in the mood for some pop though smh.

im pretty hungrey myself


9088a1 No.129577

>>129573

>BO bullies into nude posting

Yeah, no. Time to go.


e26d67 No.129578

>>129568

Are (You) being good?

>>129569

I was feeling lazy so ate three baked slices for my dinner, this was a mistake. I feel rather sick tbqh.

>>129570

>How's it been lad?

Well enough. Dreaming of a New Machine, as ever.


d1fce8 No.129579

File: 5709a4b1af469be⋯.jpg (71.04 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, C-YR4TVWAAAVPpV.jpg large.jpg)

>>129578

>Are (You) being good?

I'm always good


f74485 No.129580

>>129577

Go before you get banned for not posting nudes tbh

>>129578

>I was feeling lazy so ate three baked slices for my dinner, this was a mistake. I feel rather sick tbqh.

smh


0ccfdb No.129581

>>129576

>hungry

Good shout lad, I'm hungry too. May I recommend some cheese?

>>129578

Dreaming of a new machine? I'm afraid I don't understand my brother


9088a1 No.129582

>>129580

Fuck off lad.


f74485 No.129583

>>129579

from my point of view miscegenation is evil


f74485 No.129584

>>129582

Leave me alone, lad

>>129581

Never heard of a new machine before, lad?


c0b612 No.129585

*makes another Eurobeat playlist*

:^)


d1fce8 No.129586


0ccfdb No.129587

>>129584

I'm afraid I haven't. Is it a book or a device?


6047ff No.129588

File: b1b27b54638e501⋯.jpg (81.62 KB, 743x929, 743:929, 1441771758369-2.jpg)

>camping on the floor because the record boxes are too heavy to carry so late

what an adventure

>>129585

comfy night drives


9f812a No.129589

>>129581

you may lad, got some crackers too

>>129585

*doesnt care*

:^)


f74485 No.129590

>when fresh civic fencers spoils GoT for you

smh


a5be01 No.129591

>>129574

>native

YOU DON'T OWN NOTHIN' GOY


6047ff No.129592

File: 4a024e8e07b2dc5⋯.webm (1.04 MB, 320x240, 4:3, oswald ayylium.webm)


f74485 No.129593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129587

Quote by Oswald Mosley


c0b612 No.129594

>>129589

</3 tbh


f74485 No.129595

>>129588

sounds comfy in a way


a5be01 No.129596

>>129590

>watching the electric yank


9f812a No.129597

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.2 KB, 397x797, 397:797, 53889a286a2049b95acd390a36….jpg)


e26d67 No.129598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129579

Good lad, but you appear to be posting uncensored Imperium lasses. This I consider rather naughty.

>>129581

A NEW MACHINE


0ccfdb No.129599

>>129593

>>129592

>>129598

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I remember now. Thank you lads

>>129589

That's exactly the kind of thing I like to hear


f74485 No.129600

>>129596

I love escapism


6047ff No.129601

>>129598

I miss him so much yet I was born decades after he passed…


9f812a No.129602

File: 824f77b87086435⋯.png (73.65 KB, 639x268, 639:268, 6euoLh_xl-zqOismmmuv2s5KJ8….png)


6047ff No.129603

>>129601

well not decades oops


f74485 No.129604

>>129601

>missing being persecuted by the Eternal Anglo


5f6582 No.129605

CHEAP COLOURED LABOUR


d1fce8 No.129606

File: ca58c2e64597f65⋯.jpg (75.13 KB, 512x768, 2:3, C-xQ-nTXYAAV9IX.jpg large.jpg)

>>129598

It's not naughty, it's good


f74485 No.129607

File: b243b086c2ce67b⋯.png (34 KB, 908x205, 908:205, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129605

Yes please


5f6582 No.129608

>>129606

Aaaaaaaahhh please tell imperium to unfilter me, I miss him.


e26d67 No.129609

>>129601

So do I, miss him very dearly indeed. We are alone with the odds stacked against us; we could use him with us very much. Nonetheless his ideas live on and I know in my heart will triumph. They are simply true.

>>129606

Posting an uncensored bum

>It's not naughty


23c776 No.129610

File: a6fdbcc12ec27a6⋯.jpg (154.61 KB, 548x730, 274:365, 0904.jpg)

>>129606

>tiny little skirt leaving nothing to the imagination

That's very naughty.


f74485 No.129611

File: dd983580abcb622⋯.png (10.82 KB, 546x92, 273:46, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dd983580abcb622⋯.png (10.82 KB, 546x92, 273:46, ClipboardImage.png)

File: dd983580abcb622⋯.png (10.82 KB, 546x92, 273:46, ClipboardImage.png)


d1fce8 No.129612

File: db9ba228c5260b5⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 500x682, 250:341, DGt2PCWUQAAdQ-d.jpg large.jpg)

>>129610

>posts a eurasian

I'm winning lad

>>129609

there's literally nothing nauty about imperium


e26d67 No.129613

>>129612

That looks like an Imperium TTPW


d1fce8 No.129614

File: cc504f4d2304338⋯.jpg (32.49 KB, 422x317, 422:317, DGJvjN2V0AA8ily.jpg large.jpg)


6047ff No.129615

>>129604

u-uhh of course I don't miss that…

>>129606

spoiler it tbh

>>129609

I hope so lad I really do


f74485 No.129616

File: 096f5aec8921bcf⋯.png (11.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 096f5aec8921bcf1fd12494256….png)

>>129615

>u-uhh of course I don't miss that…

Ahhh it's in the Welsh blood to derive pleasure from persecution~


f74485 No.129617

>>129614

ahhh she genuinely loves you, lad. smh


d1fce8 No.129618

>>129617

The answer is still no.

I could forgive the first time, not the second


9088a1 No.129619

>>129614

Don't give in and unfilter her lad.


5f6582 No.129620


f74485 No.129621

>>129619

>>129618

U-unfilter her tomorrow, okay? One night is enough


9088a1 No.129622


d1fce8 No.129623

File: a58c3393e91aeb7⋯.jpg (70.73 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, DFYuP7EVYAAiT5F.jpg large.jpg)

>>129621

I'll unfilter when I want to


5f6582 No.129624

>>129621

I could understand that, I have been bad smh.


23c776 No.129625

File: 48a45b7a95bd83f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 374.7 KB, 1350x1802, 675:901, 1401202.jpg)

>>129612

No you're not.


f74485 No.129626

File: bcd5980b79ca2e0⋯.jpg (81.48 KB, 794x631, 794:631, 1483867510484.jpg)

>>129624

Yeah tbh


d1fce8 No.129627

>>129625

Don't you think she's prettier than the white women you've been posting?


6047ff No.129628

File: 4611e19a42673cb⋯.gif (98.39 KB, 400x283, 400:283, 703568727_816752.gif)

goodnight


c0b612 No.129629

>>129628

night lad


d1fce8 No.129630

>>129628

night lad


e26d67 No.129631


f74485 No.129632

File: b02db3f52bd2c50⋯.png (27.29 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Pembs kissu2.png)

>>129628

Night, lass


9f812a No.129633

File: d492b33d4f34d0f⋯.jpg (11.52 KB, 254x215, 254:215, 1461534573193.jpg)

MUMMY SUSPECTS SOMETHINGS UP


f74485 No.129634

>>129633

w-what's up?


9f812a No.129635

>>129634

SHE'S ON MY CASE RIGHT NOW


5f6582 No.129636

>>129626

Even when you're moral you're lewd.

>>129628

Sleep well. Are you really Irish?


e26d67 No.129637

>>129635

What have you done, lad?


c0b612 No.129638

>>129633

>>129635

Run lad, I'll come pick you up


23c776 No.129639

File: 28e497932920dd9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.51 KB, 236x354, 2:3, 45847fe5c21db3116ad7e5297a….jpg)

>>129627

Only some.

>>129628

Night lad.


9f812a No.129640

>>129637

Nothing lad but i think she knows

>>129638

thank god i got you lad


f74485 No.129641

File: 0edbb043bab5551⋯.png (12.4 KB, 419x395, 419:395, 8c07bd2f3aa2ed12f65aa3f5e4….png)

>>129636

>Even when you're moral you're lewd.

Wasn't aware I was perceived as a lewd lad.

>>129635

She's touching your private property…? Defend it, lad


9f812a No.129642

>>129641

>She's touching your private property…? Defend it, lad

nah she's not


f74485 No.129643

>>129642

What have you done, lad?


3b216a No.129644

>>129643

Are you in love with Neo lad or do you just enjoy being a beta white knight?


9f812a No.129645

File: 8c90703f57edefc⋯.jpg (36.21 KB, 224x355, 224:355, 8c90703f57edefce2818ec9031….jpg)

>>129643

nothin


5f6582 No.129646

File: d6573a4b70991be⋯.jpg (254.07 KB, 700x700, 1:1, sleep.jpg)

Sweet dreams everyone. I hope imperium will forgive me for my sins tomorrow.


23c776 No.129647

>>129646

Only God can forgive you for your sins. Night though.


9f812a No.129648

>>129646

night lass


d1fce8 No.129649

File: 051e2fc07b3a30b⋯.jpg (84.27 KB, 534x800, 267:400, DFrNilTWAAA6xYd.jpg large.jpg)

night lads

join the impeium tbh


e26d67 No.129650

>>129646

Night.


e26d67 No.129651

>>129649

Night

>join the impeium tbh

I never will.


f74485 No.129652

File: 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png)

>>129644

It's in my nature, lad

>>129646

Night, lass

>>129649

night, lad

>>129651

goodlad


e26d67 No.129653

File: 83d00d06739c723⋯.png (84.61 KB, 380x291, 380:291, Screen Shot 2017-08-08 at ….png)

This while ‘inflation’ thing is sexual in nature, right?


e26d67 No.129654

>>129653

whole*


f74485 No.129655


e26d67 No.129656

>>129655

It unnerves me, there is something sinister about it.


f74485 No.129657

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Probably started with stuff like this smh


0ccfdb No.129658

>>129656

There's something sinister about all perversions


9088a1 No.129659

File: 981a74e5038fec3⋯.png (41.27 KB, 750x292, 375:146, IMG_7508.PNG)

File: 691ad3708ccd830⋯.png (32.56 KB, 750x255, 50:17, IMG_7517.PNG)

wew


f74485 No.129660

>>129656

it is unnerving, but sinister how?


f74485 No.129661

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Disgusting. What were they thinking?~


e26d67 No.129662

>>129657

It seems a likely inspiration.

>>129658

Yes I suppose so, some are more sinister than others though, don’t you think? I imagine that more than one of these ‘inflation enthusiasts’ have ended up suffocating themselves in their rubber suits. Perhaps that is what is giving me the willies.

>>129660

As I say above, I think it is because of the risk of death.


f74485 No.129663

>>129662

>As I say above, I think it is because of the risk of death.

I doubt suffocating in their suits that likely. Seems like they all have a mouth hole


e26d67 No.129664

>>129661

>White woman

>Red headed child (literally the whitest of whites)

Canada is pro white genocide and should be annexed by America yesterday.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa@@@@@


e26d67 No.129665

>>129663

In the video you posted the lad inflates the suit until it bursts, this causes a large flap of rubber to cover his head and it takes several seconds for him to remove it. Had he have panicked or been unable to remove it then he would be dead.

Dead in a dank basement, covered in rubber and a camcorder facing him. A sinister scene!!!


f74485 No.129666

>>129665

Yeah. It's a pretty creepy fetish. I think it's just all about the inflation itself though but I can't imagine why. Not going to try and understand it either bth wew


9088a1 No.129667

>>129666

Lad do you bare any relation to historical Welsh brit/pol/ shitposters like South Wales or YKTD?


f74485 No.129668

>>129667

Sorry to disappoint, lad


0ccfdb No.129669

File: ec92c952e3178c1⋯.jpg (17.61 KB, 500x410, 50:41, 91efa9b8986263af730afac05a….jpg)

>>129662

I certainly agree. Sexual perversions are typically never pleasant but there's a deep deep rabbit hole to them. The deeper you go the farther you step into the depraved depths of human ID/Instinct or whatever.

At first you have fetishes that revolve around submission or domination, but eventually it starts becoming about death and taboos pushed to their extremes. Usually they come to a point where the idea is deviants are either killing others or committing suicide in strange on unusual ways.

Vore is cannibalism and suicide. Inflation is murder/suicide via bloating until explosion. Dom/Sub pushes taboos like scat -A symbol of pestilence- and again with murder/suicide. Homosexuality and so on.

The deviants corrupt the innocent act of sex -the precursor to life- and push these corruptions until they are so far removed from the loving act that it becomes a reflection of death, and dark impulsion. The sinister nature of a specific fetish depends on the degree to which is removed from natural sex. Rough sex being a debased version of regular sex, ultimately not all that sinister. Inflation however inverts the nature of natural sex, turning it into an act of death.

Very sinister indeed.


0ccfdb No.129670

>>129669

>>129662

Yes I just effort posted at half 12, to you, an innocent Eugenie poster.

Why? Because I felt like it.

MWUHAHA


9f812a No.129671

>>129669

>>129670

i thought it was a quality post lad


0ccfdb No.129672

>>129332

>A tree was cut down so that this man could inflate a dragon suit and pop it

A plague upon this man and a plague upon everyone who uses the resources of this planet for such vile purposes.

>>129671

Cheers lad, I liked it as well. I've wanted to say that for awhile really.

I get caught up in the shit posting but I like to write out long posts too.


9f812a No.129673

>>129672

yeah i know what you mean


0ccfdb No.129674

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love Steve's MRE videos tbh

All of his videos are lengthy and slow. They're very soothing to me.

I have also have recently taken to watching hearthstone and LoL streams while listening to new albums.

I recommend both these practices


0ccfdb No.129675

>>129673

Ahh I really like effort posting actually. It's part of the reason I like arguing with other posters, other than being a based ENTP.

So what are you doing tonight lad?


9f812a No.129676

>>129674

youtube channel looks cool.

>>129675

just riding this wave and watchin vids, you?


e26d67 No.129677

>>129669

Good post tbh. These things have always scared me (I watched 8MM as a young lad and it spooked me beyond measure), finding sexual excitement from them is odd and dare I say indicative of a defective mind. Naturally they are celebrated and encouraged by the merchants.

I have trouble comprehending that we really do live in a time and in a reality where the pushers of deviancy and depravity, the child abusers and mutilators of the Weimar republic are accepted as brave and good, as pioneers at the height of liberation. And the National Socialists who put an end to the whole affair, took children from the bondage of sexual slavery, closed the brothels and gave the people honest work, hope and prosperity are considered the most evil men to have ever walked the Earth.

Do you suppose we can sink much further into the sludge before we fish ourselves out?


9f812a No.129678

nom nom nom


f74485 No.129679

File: f305b5674b76167⋯.png (88.96 KB, 775x525, 31:21, ClipboardImage.png)

so pathetic ahhh


0ccfdb No.129680

>>129677

>indicative of defective mind

It certainly could be. I tend to believe that there are natural perverts (born fucked) and those that have over time developed these perverse desires over time due to the nature of porn addiction.

I myself started watching porn at age 11 and had developed some unpleasant fetishes, which I have since kicked. This leads me to believe that while both are currently defective groups, the porn addicted lot could be saved.

In the controlled environment of gradual sexual-progressive overload via porn, I can see roughly how someone can eventually develop those same deprived perversions. But I really fear for the man who has those naturally.

>merchants

It is sometimes difficult for me to believe that there isn't a merchant conspiracy when you think of the immense multi pronged attack we are facing in the western world. The merchants seek to destroy as, so naturally they're trying to make us mad. Personally I think that porn is actually *the most* effective tool in their arsenal.

>this timeline

It's funny isn't it? You can't blame the normies of course, they weren't taught about it in school. They will come to know it soon enough though, history is soon to repeat itself, it seems.

>Sinking

I think it probably is necessary that we descend further into this bog. The establishment is being challenged by the rising zeitgeist of extremism, caused by discontent in the youth. I fear not enough people as a group will be woken up from their haze simply by further cultural decay. Most people simply are too sheepish, they'll do what their computer screens tell them. Some will be turned to our side, maybe even important charismatic figures will, but not the majority of the population. To that extent I don't think sinking does us any favours. It may if we awaken a "Hitler", but personally that's not how I'd like it to go.

I do however think it'll help our cause if we sink into worse financial times, even sheep wont follow the Shepard off a cliff. The coming financial recession will be an opportunity to turn the flock against the establishment. Pray it doesn't wipe out our civilisation first though.


0ccfdb No.129681

>>129676

Watching those MRE vids. When that's done I think I'll listen to an album and watch a muted trumpSC stream (hearthstone). I like listening to dark, slow stuff at this hour. Might look for a Soft Moon album.

Oh and I need to install a fl studio at some point tonight.

What wave are you riding lad?


0ccfdb No.129682

File: 14fefb3d7a2227c⋯.jpg (59.61 KB, 450x700, 9:14, 6ae04238d0aae23f899cae80f5….jpg)

Love this image tbh lads.


9f812a No.129683

>>129681

>What wave are you riding lad?

;^)


74bfc8 No.129684

Help i'm watching the room


9f812a No.129685

>>129684

lad thats a a blessing


0ccfdb No.129686

>>129683

Interesting. Well whatever it is I hope you're having a fun and SAFE time me bonni lad.

Did you ever check out Hopalong btw?

>>129684

I've actually never watched it tbh. Good luck though.

Oh and did you see that there's a documentary coming out where James DeFranco plays tommy Wiseau?


0ccfdb No.129687

File: f6b4ae37b7af203⋯.jpg (48.12 KB, 427x594, 427:594, 2b46ef05a925cfebb4a659ce5b….jpg)

File: 7eee72d44bce1c9⋯.jpg (62.25 KB, 564x844, 141:211, 1d438f086c9ee6c3db0592c0c1….jpg)

I also love these 2 women. I find there to be something deeply sexual about a woman that looks like this.

I think as I've moved towards thots I've started to find girls that look "messed up" to be very attractive. I guess that's what I think a slut looks like in my minds eye. Shroplads platonic ideal of a thot, if you will.


9f812a No.129688

>>129686

>SAFE

nothing unsafe tbh

>>129686

>Hopalong

been enjoying that album you postd the other day on and off and i like it, problably check it out more when i have more time.


0ccfdb No.129689

>>129688

Good stuff. If you ever need any more music, you know the lad to ask.


9f812a No.129690

>>129689

i do

Night lads


f74485 No.129691

>>129687

Ginnie is kind of messed up tbh


9f812a No.129692

>>129691

and she's a huge slut


0ccfdb No.129693

File: 99a9291c13d5416⋯.jpg (79.04 KB, 500x733, 500:733, 9815f674b7a78f61a75dbc75a2….jpg)

>>129690

Good night lad.

>>129691

That she is. Unfortunately she isn't what I'm looking for visually. She was okay when she was young but even then it wasn't what I want. I need skinny girls with dark eyes and hollow cheeks.


f74485 No.129694

File: 7b83a96e7193ee8⋯.png (47.97 KB, 620x450, 62:45, 7b83a96e7193ee89a1e1051681….png)

Somebody is going to have to do it, lads


74bfc8 No.129695

>>129694

Do what


e26d67 No.129696

>>129694

She might have a husband by now, lad.


f74485 No.129697

>>129695

Impregnate Ginnie

>>129696

Hope so


e26d67 No.129698

>>129697

I miss the heyday of Ginnie posting. Summer CY was fun.


0ccfdb No.129699

>>129697

I'll impregnate her if she wants, but I'm not sticking around.


e26d67 No.129700

>>129699

Lad……


f74485 No.129701

>>129698

Me too. I miss fresh Ginnies

>>129699

You're paying one way or another, lad


0ccfdb No.129702

>>129700

You can only be the father to a few children. That doesn't mean you can't play a part in creating THOUSANDS

>>129701

Can't alimony he who already hasn't nothing to give. I ought to get half of HER money tbh


0ccfdb No.129703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wanna smoke one ladsssssssssssssssssssssssssss


e26d67 No.129704

File: edc47354a5e7caa⋯.jpg (19.52 KB, 300x424, 75:106, mc1.jpg)

>>129702

>That doesn't mean you can't play a part in creating THOUSANDS

Only if you are an Apex Alpha like Genghis Khan tbh. Otherwise it is just irresponsible, single parent households are bad for children. Smh

>>129703

Marlboro Clove Mix > Djarum Black

Djarum Black are still nice however.


f74485 No.129705

>>129702

>Can't alimony he who already hasn't nothing to give. I ought to get half of HER money tbh

You're going to prison, lad


0ccfdb No.129706

>>129704

How does being an apex alpha justify it?

And if I am does that mean I'm off the hook?

>>129704

>Marlboro better

That a fact? Now there're 2 cigarettes I want a go at. Are you a smoking aficionado lad?

>>129705

Welp. I guess I should've seen this coming, I am after all, the product of a certain lineage. I'm sure I'll make friends


e26d67 No.129707

>>129706

>How does being an apex alpha justify it?

God-tier genes > an active father figure

>And if I am does that mean I'm off the hook?

Conquer at least one country min before even thinking about it

>That a fact?

It is my preference. For one, Djarum Blacks are smaller than a standard king size cigarette which makes them a little unsatisfying. Marlboro Clove Mix has a sweeter taste that I prefer. Clove Mix are only available in very limited markets however and Djarum Blacks are sold everywhere.

>Are you a smoking aficionado lad?

I was a keen smoker for years, got through a pack and a half a day a lot of the time. Tried hundreds of varieties. Decided to quit some years ago, didn’t want to die at 50 from respiratory complications.. It's not a good habit tbh.


0ccfdb No.129708

>>129707

>1 country min

Alright fine. But once I have an empire, I don't wanna hear you bitching when I start mass producing sprogs.

>Marlboro

I see. I'll have to try some after a bit of experience. Sounds like they'll be wasted on me as I am now.

>smokin

I'll have to defer to you with all my smoking questions, if you don't mind. It definitely isn't a good habit but I think it's pretty handy - e.g. for talking to girlies in smoking areas. And there's just something about it that keeps you coming back for more :^)


c0b612 No.129709

Saw a badger lads whilst walking home

>>129707

>keen smoker

WHERE

CAN

I

GET

GAULOISES AND GITANES

UNFILTERED REEEEEEEEEE


f74485 No.129710

>>129709

>Saw a badger lads whilst walking home

Did you beat it up?


c0b612 No.129711

>>129710

Nah it ran away after I told it to square up smh tbh.


0ccfdb No.129712

>>129711

It's a bittersweet feel when you see wildlife. On one hand it's a pleasant sight, on the other you know that it's gonna get ran over.


f74485 No.129713

>>129711

>/brit/ actually thinks a small animal that flees from fights could beat us up

smh

>>129712

Badgers BTFO


c0b612 No.129714

>>129712

Nah, no one drives that late on my road and they tend to always stick to the bushes not the road, far less roadkill now then there used to be,


f74485 No.129715

Night lasses


e26d67 No.129716

>>129708

>I'll have to defer to you with all my smoking questions

Sure, but you should keep cigarettes as a rare treat. Especially considering the fact they cost £12 a box nowadays.

>>129709

http://www.the-tobacconist.co.uk for Gitanes but to the best of my knowledge Imperial pulled Gauloises from our market and none of the grey market Asian webstores (like: http://www.ciggiesworld.com) stock them.


e26d67 No.129717

>>129709

>GITANES UNFILTERED

Didn't read your post properly. Ergh, just go to France and pick up a few cartons, lad.


c0b612 No.129718

>>129716

>website for gitanes

I can never fucking navigate this site, too pretentious, but thanks lad, and yeah I heard ciggiesworld was good until they recently revamped the site and now it's not as trustworthy as they used to be.


e26d67 No.129719

>>129715

Night.


c0b612 No.129720

>>129715

night lad

>>129717

They don't even make them in france anymore :(


c0b612 No.129721

argh ciggiesworld doesn't have gauloises, THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD


e26d67 No.129722

>>129720

>They don't even make them in france anymore :(

Aww, lad! You will have to snap the filter off of filtered ones then.

>>129718

>it's not as trustworthy as they used to be.

The whole paying via bank transfer thing always irked me.

>>129721

No, I am sure they once did. Hell it wasn’t long ago you could get them from any shop in the land. We have a really rotten selection of cigarettes in this country.


0ccfdb No.129723

>>129714

Ah that's good then. I feel bad for all the forest animals over here, they don't have that many places to go. And when they overstep theri bounds…

I had to drag a hedgehog off the road the other day. Probably delayed the inevitable but still.

>mfw I showed more concern for the wellbeing of that hedgehog than I have for most people I've ever known

>>129716

>rare treat

They'll have to be with my financial situation. I get what you mean though don't worry lad, I'm at least a good boy when it comes to this sort if thing.


0ccfdb No.129724

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tbh lads

Mogwai's pretty good

>>129715

Night lad


c0b612 No.129725

>>129722

I don't want the shit coloured packets, I just want my classic unfiltered smokes goddamnit, I don't want to have to pay some shadey asian for them, and they don't even send the cigs gift wrapped anymore, so your chance of paying customs fucking increases.


c0b612 No.129726

>>129725

http://www.dutchtobacconist.nl/shop/cigarettes/gauloises-brunes-plain/

Argh look at this, some ugly crackhead ruining the box, I wish I could go back in time and buy a lifetime supply of Caporals before they changed everything and ruined it.


c0b612 No.129727

File: 5e456747f72ef83⋯.png (2.52 MB, 1600x863, 1600:863, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129726

TAKE ME BACK


0ccfdb No.129728

>>129726

>yfw this likely won't be repealed for a WHILE if ever

Govts. ruin everything tbh


e26d67 No.129729

>>129725

>they don't even send the cigs gift wrapped anymore

Oh Fug. Forget it then, that was the best part. Getting your order wrapped like a pass-the-parcel parcel. I suppose they got told to start behaving themselves.

>>129726

Criminal isn’t it. So many iconic brands ruined.

>>129727

*mops brow*

GOLLY


c0b612 No.129730

>>129729

It genuinely is a shame, and their less dangerous than homosexuality for fuck's sake, I, a responsible human being who smokes less than once a month, am not allowed to enjoy something because of some surgeon general having a hissy fit over people with no self control.

Yeah I read some guy on reddit talking how his usual order got caught by customs for the first time and it wasn't birthday wrapped and they wouldn't communicate with him when he asked, seems like online ciggie buying is coming to a close. I'll have to buy a cool ciggie case or a vintage carton so I don't have some crackhead dying of something non-smoking related staring at me whenever I want one.


c0b612 No.129731

File: 10b18900913ad7d⋯.png (458.01 KB, 720x540, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

wew lads


e26d67 No.129732

>>129730

The nanny state has gone to far yet it moves in a really insidious manner that avoids rebellion. Never outright stating it’s intentions, assuring it’s prisoners that we are still free whilst making our lives ever more awkward and restrictive by the day.

Nobody asked for the indoor smoking ban, nobody asked for standardised packaging. These things were inflicted upon us. Just one more example of the wicked social engineering we have to endure. It will never end either.


c0b612 No.129733

>>129732

It proves that if the state really wanted to ban something and remove it's influence, it can, smoking has been oppressed far more than anything else and faces more opposition than drugs now


e26d67 No.129734

>>129733

I HATE the nanny state, lad. Modern Britain is lousy as a result of it.

I’m off to bed now. Night.


86b06b No.129735

File: f17ee1329900166⋯.png (1018.86 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1502248955858.png)

>>129694

>>129697

>Impregnate Ginnie

Ginnie chooses not to get pregnant. Do you think someone like her is having trouble finding a man?

10 quid says she has decent guys interested in her right now, but she's waiting for the "right one"


9088a1 No.129736

>>129735

>someone like her is having trouble finding a man?

Lad she's pretty autistic and not much of a looker either.


9d7cb5 No.129737

fuck sake went to bed and missed it all

So … does Neo have a dick then?


9d7cb5 No.129738

>>129736

wrong

she's very pretty

seen her irl and everything


9088a1 No.129739

>>129738

Then she is not at all photogenic because in any given photo, she's a 4/10 weird facial structure at best.


9088a1 No.129740

>>129737

She posted timestamped tits (yet again) and drove a load of members away back to /brit/.


c2a1e1 No.129741

*resists urge to save naughty lamb breasts in an act of redemption for my bullying*

Also, lift fam


9d7cb5 No.129742

>>129740

did anyone save?


5f6582 No.129743

File: efe2f139f79d324⋯.gif (373.84 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 1470109229346.gif)

>>129740

>drove a load of members away back to /brit/

Only Dorset "left" but he's still hanging around because he's permanently banned there anyway.


c2a1e1 No.129744

>>129743

P-post your shins l-lasss


9088a1 No.129745

>>129743

Imperium did filter you too tbf.


c2a1e1 No.129746

Oaf

OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF


c2a1e1 No.129747

Trump is an actual buffoon


c2a1e1 No.129748

PUNCHY WUNCHIIIIIIIIIIES


86b06b No.129749

>>129736

Ginnie is an easy 8/10, she exceeds most of the lasses I see on a daily basis in terms of looks.

What do you mean by autistic though? Does she really suffer from the 'tism?


5f6582 No.129750

File: 032e3dea791c14e⋯.jpg (80.35 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 032e3dea791c14e9fc3fba1876….jpg)

>>129744

I've posted my legs too much already lad.

>>129745

He'll unfilter me today, he was only doing it for effect. We're friends really.


9d7cb5 No.129751

>>129741

>ift fam

it's all well and good lifting and doing other forms of exercise but if your eating rubbish there will be no gains

is there any fit people here? What do you eat?


9d7cb5 No.129752

>>129749

nah

she's assburgers


c2a1e1 No.129753

>>129750

tuck your willy in your legs and give a full body shot lass

>>129751

>what do you eat

pucci, and you can easily get gains eating shite.


9d7cb5 No.129754

>>129753

>you can easily get gains eating shite.

maybe on your arms

you'll still have a fat flabby belly tho


86b06b No.129755

File: a1f04157202a08a⋯.jpg (8.65 KB, 231x218, 231:218, 1502260025865.jpg)

>>129752

is this confirmed or a meme?


c2a1e1 No.129756

>>129754

Depemds how much cardio you do and what cronic illnesses you have lass smh

It is of course best to eat well for sick gains. I often eat various MEATS and nice GRAINS which slowly release carbs over a longer period for use during cardiovascular activity tbh


9d7cb5 No.129757

>>129755

she said many moons ago she has a touch of the aspergers


9088a1 No.129758

>>129750

>He'll unfilter me today

Doubt it.


c2a1e1 No.129759

File: 66adfe2485eab72⋯.jpg (11.43 KB, 255x230, 51:46, Smuggu5.jpg)

*has a cheeki scratch of the ol' willy*


c2a1e1 No.129760

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hahaha based normie MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


c2a1e1 No.129761

File: e1480f558ccd6f1⋯.png (78.32 KB, 372x376, 93:94, Cripple.png)


9d7cb5 No.129762

>>129761

excellent post there

what are you doing?


c2a1e1 No.129763

File: bc01735e19d624a⋯.png (81.78 KB, 371x376, 371:376, BluEyesBluHairCisScumDontD….png)

>>129762

Writing "Hello" under random youtube videos lass, you?


86b06b No.129764

File: acd619e02b40ea6⋯.png (234.3 KB, 545x530, 109:106, 1502258169950.png)

>>129761

I feel bad for laughing


5f6582 No.129765

File: 10404c0b7daa301⋯.jpg (322.01 KB, 720x911, 720:911, __kongou_kujou_karen_oomiy….jpg)

>>129758

You don't know him like I do, he's a good lad under all those layers of miscegenation. I'll pay him in chinkies if I have to.


9088a1 No.129766

>>129765

>You don't know him like I do

Poor Imperium, falling victim to you.


c2a1e1 No.129767

File: 394d4ed09bcc98c⋯.png (98.1 KB, 371x376, 371:376, i capelli.png)

>>129764

Nothing funnier than mongs lass


df9758 No.129768

File: 5bf842a9eb6bb90⋯.jpg (87.3 KB, 1096x921, 1096:921, DEhm2DsXUAM9-cj.jpg large.jpg)

Join the imperium lads


9d7cb5 No.129769

>>129768

what for?

what are the terms and conditions?

is there a membership fee?

do i get a free chinky gf upon joining?


5f6582 No.129770

File: 8c6a6020d53ffbd⋯.png (383.87 KB, 607x597, 607:597, dictator.png)

>>129768

Morning lad, I want to propose a trade.


c2a1e1 No.129771

File: c285f7c63e23f3c⋯.png (58.27 KB, 372x376, 93:94, Ascolto.png)

I once performed autofellatio


86b06b No.129772

File: 5a44a15ed87b3b7⋯.jpg (184.4 KB, 1508x1457, 1508:1457, 1502271596452.jpg)

>>129767

>white women who betray their own race

>mfw

also down vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9HVqp3Eu5k


86b06b No.129773

File: 84087df87c6a362⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 641x530, 641:530, 1502270682383.jpg)

>>129772

i didnt mean to reply to any1

where are you getting these spastic images anyway lad? >>129771


c2a1e1 No.129774

File: dea59211182b77c⋯.png (54 KB, 371x376, 371:376, Calvo.png)

>>129773

From some language website ages ago when I was trying to contact some Italian waifus I had acquired in the /politics/ days smh


9d7cb5 No.129775

>>129768

>>129769

>no offers

best not join then ey lad


df9758 No.129776

>>129775

>>129769

Anglos are going away. We have no race left in us. We are decadent.

We must ally with the Chinese and create an imperium or perish. Imagine it! The creativity and empathy of the Anglos, mixed with the insect-like work ethic of the Chinks. Anglo individuality, but tempered by Sino collectivism.

It would be an empire to span the ages.


c2a1e1 No.129777

>>129772

Also, why are all those Americans mocking Europe for race mixing propaganda when their cunt tree is the epicentre of it?


5f6582 No.129778

>>129777

Their country funds cultural marxism in the rest of the world tbh. Yanks mock us for their own failings because they've got nothing else to feel good about.


f74485 No.129779

File: befe3172aefdc35⋯.png (220.44 KB, 579x539, 579:539, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129777

When everyone is white there will be no mixing


9d7cb5 No.129780

File: 975c713fc515924⋯.jpg (262.45 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 076965768457.jpg)

>>129776

>Anglos are going away

Are we moving somewhere?

>We have no race left in us

silly sausage

>We are decadent.

fair point

>We must ally with the Chinese

why them and not Glorious Nippon?

>The creativity and empathy of the Anglos, mixed with the insect-like work ethic of the Chinks. Anglo individuality, but tempered by Sino collectivism.

wouldn't work


f74485 No.129781

>>129772

Even if you love mixing, the lyrics are abhorrent. Like that Ariana Grande song.


86b06b No.129782

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129777

They're Americans


f74485 No.129783

File: e4d799a6876fde5⋯.png (552 KB, 608x767, 608:767, ClipboardImage.png)

*lives to be shot at again*


f74485 No.129784

File: 09de857318de7af⋯.png (271.67 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129782

yeah well you don't know where our states are


f74485 No.129785

File: 3ecffddee1ca8df⋯.webm (1.42 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1502261293785[1].webm)

>American culture


9d7cb5 No.129786

>>129785

ours isn't any better at the moment


5f6582 No.129787

File: d844e076a5218e6⋯.jpg (309.01 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, __alice_cartelet_kin_iro_m….jpg)

>>129784

I can't name all the countries of England just by looking at a map, and I wouldn't even be able to start with Wales, Scotland or Ulster.


f74485 No.129788

File: 8c591d8c50c51ec⋯.webm (1.9 MB, 1176x660, 98:55, 1502271387376[1].webm)

>>129786

No, lass

>>129787

Me neither, lass. All I know is that I want to keep wogs out of them smh


9d7cb5 No.129789

>>129788

yes, welsh trollop.


9088a1 No.129790

>>129787

>countries of England

Hurts just to read.


f74485 No.129791

File: db8a5a3b9da9cc3⋯.png (652.04 KB, 1248x1162, 624:581, ClipboardImage.png)

>3 hours ago

I guess it's nothing

>>129789

I was agreeing with you smh


5f6582 No.129792

>>129788

You'll have to help me contact imperium, I just want to offer him a trade.

>>129790

I mean counties, smh.


c2a1e1 No.129793

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


f74485 No.129794

File: 5b26f273e807273⋯.png (5.42 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129792

What would I get in return, lass?


9088a1 No.129795

>>129794

Think she gave you enough last night lad.


5f6582 No.129796


c2a1e1 No.129797

File: 66c861d80df7eba⋯.jpg (17.88 KB, 300x250, 6:5, uguu.jpg)


a5be01 No.129798

File: fce005fc3cc2820⋯.png (488.27 KB, 500x500, 1:1, fat americans in scooters.png)

>>129782

>lol americans don't know where best korea is

Pretty sure that's an ancient concept, we were seeing youtube videos on this theme years ago

>>129785

>she drives off on her scooter

Why are they so hilarious?

>>129787

I specifically learned them all a couple of years ago. Well, the counties of Wales, England and Norn at least.


f74485 No.129799

File: 5fd9840337a90c7⋯.png (11.46 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129796

But you love Imperium… but I guessslagshave enough love for everyone

>>129795

It's not mine if everyone can see it, lad


5f6582 No.129800

File: dcf3e9245247b98⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, love.png)

>>129799

No lad, you mean kind people have enough love for everyone.


f74485 No.129801

>>129793

>no big tropical Island to meet your loved one on and start a tribe that will inbreed to infinity


3aad56 No.129802

>>129783

>The 6million dollar wog

Morning lads, left loads of stuff till last minute and feeling like a nobber tbh.


9088a1 No.129803

>>129800

He had it right the first time.


f74485 No.129804

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>129798

>Why are they so hilarious?

Just is tbh. I guess part of it is how helpless they are.

>>129800

Should have said that as I promised not to call you a slag smh

>>129802

Top kek. We have the technology… and this is what we use it for


f74485 No.129805

File: 939c9b5c5f5f4b9⋯.png (910.79 KB, 926x617, 926:617, ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn dress up as a polar bear together with TBBK and go around greeting all the little children


5f6582 No.129806

File: b81ce15dc2a7229⋯.gif (499.28 KB, 500x281, 500:281, b81ce15dc2a722958a774e8795….gif)

>>129804

Everyone calls me that but it only hurts when you do it.


3aad56 No.129807

>>129805

Is tbbk the hind-quarters of the bear?


9088a1 No.129808

File: 0102286a35a0228⋯.png (118.88 KB, 337x254, 337:254, Screen Shot 2017-08-09 at ….png)


f74485 No.129809

File: 4293afd3cfa48c6⋯.png (90.62 KB, 914x632, 457:316, Neo hug.png)

>>129806

Only so I get to hug you and comfort you, lass

>>129807

Nah, he's the nonce so he's in the front


f74485 No.129810

>tfw I hit puberty and started inappropriately touching the lass I liked

I've never had female friends and didn't know what to do ahhhshe still hasn't forgiven me a decade later


23c776 No.129811

>>129808

Is it still going on from last night?


9088a1 No.129812

>>129811

When does it ever stop lad.


6047ff No.129813

>>129800

posting that wasn't very kind tbh


5f6582 No.129814

File: 3d9c45c299c32c6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 495.1 KB, 840x560, 3:2, IMG_20170808_220710093.png)

>>129809

That sounds a bit like emotional abuse but it's okay lad, thanks.

>>129810

Troubling…

>>129811

No lad it's all over now. I doubt anybody even saved the timestamp before I deleted it.

>>129813

I know but there was a greater strategy behind it. Now I have to make up for my behavior to you all.


f74485 No.129816

>>129814

>That sounds a bit like emotional abuse but it's okay lad, thanks.

o-okay I just made that up¨

>Troubling…

I wasn't myself. It was the hormones

> I doubt anybody even saved the timestamp before I deleted it.

>>129815

WEW


5f6582 No.129817

>>129815

>saving them

You're terrible lad.


86b06b No.129818

File: d6c855b85b56b15⋯.jpg (65.74 KB, 720x707, 720:707, 1502273818173.jpg)

>>129814

>>129815


6047ff No.129819

File: 662466718966a27⋯.png (412.4 KB, 553x562, 553:562, 662466718966a272d711d3144a….png)

>>129814

I'm sure there is

>>129815

people can be silly sometimes


23c776 No.129820

>>129814

>spoiler

I would've thought that you've been here long enough to know better than that.


9088a1 No.129821

>>129815

>>129814

>Neo false flags herself

Wew


a5be01 No.129822

>>129793

Norwegian is such a funny sounding language tbh


b53019 No.129823

Can the title of bodyposts please say "may contain body parts", it's a waste of me bloody data.


c2a1e1 No.129824

>>129805

*writes down idea*

hahaha that's so silly lad! Nobody wood ever do this!

>>129822

They are silly lambs. It's weird how you can sort of understand its written language.


6047ff No.129825

Donald Trump vows to answer North Korea nuclear threats with 'fire and fury'

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/08/donald-trump-north-korea-missile-threats-fire-fury


b53019 No.129826

>>129825

I was quite enjoying not living in a nuclear winter tbh


23c776 No.129827

Hooray, now Neo is being posted on /brit/.


5f6582 No.129828

>>129827

Unspoilered as well. It's like the guy wants to be banned.


5f6582 No.129829

File: 59da343579415c8⋯.jpg (55.46 KB, 404x345, 404:345, 1431098486729.jpg)

>>>/brit/398997

LOL


9088a1 No.129830

>>129827

Neo is probably posting them herself. Cucking one board isn't enough.


f74485 No.129831

File: 6fe0ee7d9abfff2⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.47 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129823

May contain lewd body parts.

>>129824

>It's weird how you can sort of understand its written language.

Really?

>>129825

NK will have to defend themselves.


9d7cb5 No.129832

File: 5fa215fd0890f7b⋯.jpg (17.44 KB, 306x423, 34:47, 85745856476.jpg)

>>129806

>Everyone calls me that but it only hurts when you do it.

Fucking yes!

she loves being called a slag

fucking knew it

i reckon you like your hair being pulled while being smashed from behind


c2a1e1 No.129833

>>129831

Yeah lass, Norwegian would probably be easy to learn in it's spoken form tbh


5f6582 No.129834

File: 0f9b8fe76da9a17⋯.gif (791.24 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 0f9b8fe76da9a17e263c8dcc24….gif)

>>129830

I am posting on /brit/ but I'm not daft enough to post my own nudes. It's either BumBum or Dorshit.

>>129832

LAD


23c776 No.129835

>>129829

>>>/brit/399000

Trips confirms.


9d7cb5 No.129836

>>129834

>LAD

Do you own whips?


c2a1e1 No.129837

File: 6f3be781fe21154⋯.jpg (12.16 KB, 620x388, 155:97, HungryHungrySkellington.jpg)

>>129834

>Implying I post on /brit/


5f6582 No.129838

File: b81a8c21ec7b736⋯.jpg (88.16 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4d1cfa3a1c53543c3ad9a76685….jpg)

>when everyone is talking about you and only you


df9758 No.129839

File: b8721c68472e4df⋯.jpg (142.79 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, DCAFyv0XkAAFrDG.jpg large.jpg)

tbh


9d7cb5 No.129840

>>129839

would deposit semen in her gash


a5be01 No.129841

>>129833

tbh I've heard that Norwegian is one of the easiest languages for an English speaker to learn


6047ff No.129842

>>129839

spoiler your chinks


df9758 No.129843

File: 8bf9e1bd52fc0a0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.26 KB, 1262x1920, 631:960, DBQ2dCFWAAA4BCI.jpg large.jpg)

>>129840

good lad

>>129842

I'll think about it


6047ff No.129844

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ricochet two!

>>129843

thanks lad


5f6582 No.129845

>>129839

Lad please I want to make amends.


9d7cb5 No.129846

File: a13c5dd51242c8d⋯.jpg (10.06 KB, 250x298, 125:149, 67585748658457.jpg)

>>129839

>>129843

This Anglo/Sino Imerium of yours seems to consist mainly of Japanese women …


23c776 No.129847

>>129841

90% of them speak English so it's rather pointless learning it.


f74485 No.129848

>>129838

urge to post nudes intensifies tbh


23c776 No.129849

>>129846

That's because they have fairer skin, and are therefore superior.


9088a1 No.129850

>>129838

>deliberately acts like an attention whore

>gets attention

>hurr embarrassed


a5be01 No.129851

>>129846

Japs are Imperium


5f6582 No.129852

File: e65edbe809fb28a⋯.jpg (53.5 KB, 600x735, 40:49, __eila_ilmatar_juutilainen….jpg)

>>129848

Aaaaahhh lad that's not such a good idea.

>>129850

It is embarrassing but it does give me a buzz ngl.


9d7cb5 No.129853

>>129849

>>129776

>>129851

>We must ally with the Chinese


df9758 No.129854

>>129853

White people are going away. We have no race left in us. We are decadent.

We must ally with the Asians and create an imperium or perish. Imagine it! The creativity and empathy of the West, mixed with the insect-like work ethic of the Asians. Western individuality, but tempered by Asian collectivism.

It would be an empire to span the ages.


c2a1e1 No.129855

>>129852

I like your lips lass. Can I see your pubic hair?


9d7cb5 No.129856

File: d79f7f11d6cdfef⋯.jpg (12.17 KB, 228x221, 228:221, 9768574756874.jpg)

>>129855

if this doesn't work then i don't know what will


a5be01 No.129857

>>129853

Japs, Chinks, all more or less the same


c8f738 No.129858

File: f562e384a424b6b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 721.58 KB, 1836x3264, 9:16, neo1.jpg)

Come get more pictures bois ;)


f74485 No.129859

>>129858

we have seen Neo's hair and eyes smh


5f6582 No.129860

>>129855

No.

>>129858

Who is that.


9d7cb5 No.129861

>>129857

you mean like we're the same as the french and germans?

>>129859

no we haven't


f74485 No.129862

>>129861

>no we haven't

I have


a5be01 No.129863

>>129852

>but it does give me a buzz

I guess you really are a lass


c8f738 No.129864

>>129860

It's your pretty effeminate mug x


a5be01 No.129865

>>129861

Nah lad the English are not like the French and Germans. You are the French and Germans :^)


9d7cb5 No.129866

File: a6bfe2d611eb01e⋯.jpg (45.94 KB, 612x300, 51:25, 9658548658.jpg)


c2a1e1 No.129867

File: d9f3c87a789e474⋯.jpg (110.24 KB, 576x960, 3:5, Costumis1.jpg)

>>129866

I'd have a dip in her pond


f74485 No.129868

File: af90457601336fc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.25 MB, 1478x1180, 739:590, ClipboardImage.png)

>this is massive in France

LITTLE FRENCH CANNONS


df9758 No.129869

File: bfd2db74bdc0ef1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 211.77 KB, 1372x2029, 1372:2029, DB07duCW0AAc4rW.jpg large.jpg)

>>129868

The massive cannon only fires white flags


c2a1e1 No.129870

>>129868

*gives away Algeria for no fucking reason*


9d7cb5 No.129871

>>129867

I'd trade beads for sexual favour and tiddle her piddle


f74485 No.129872

>>129869

When are you unfiltering Neo, lad? She's learned her lesson smh

>>129870

Were they afraid of another machete revolution?


a5be01 No.129873

>>129868

Have they moved beyond reactive armour?


9d7cb5 No.129874

>>129872

>When are you unfiltering Neo, lad? She's learned her lesson smh

haha

she's learnt fuck all, butt.


df9758 No.129875

>>129872

>When are you unfiltering Neo, lad? She's learned her lesson smh

When I want to.

I don't care whether she's "learned her lesson" or not


5f6582 No.129876

>>129875

I'll post fresh chinkies on your imperium board if you unfilter me lad.


f74485 No.129877


9d7cb5 No.129878

File: e5128ec552350a9⋯.jpg (31.11 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 1400120507609.jpg)

>the tags for the imperium board are asian romance

fukin quality


5f6582 No.129879

>want to go for a moral walk

>it's tipping down

Guess I'm stuck here a bit longer, smh.


1016c6 No.129880

Does nushit have a Bongo land?

>>129873

Electro-reactive is only a few years away.


9d7cb5 No.129881

>>129879

av u not got a waterproof coat ?


86b06b No.129882

File: 831dfb91ddc03d2⋯.jpg (132.41 KB, 1300x963, 1300:963, 1502273340154.jpg)


f74485 No.129883

File: a207d829fd44462⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 127.64 KB, 644x315, 92:45, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129879

Neo is SA confirmed

>>129880

>Does nushit have a Bongo land?

Yeah, lass, but we don't really use it


c2a1e1 No.129884

>>129872

Honestly no idea why De Gaulle cucked out smh

Jean Marie Le Pen was a soldier in that war. Day of the Jackal was a good film about the lads whom wanted to slay him for it.


1016c6 No.129885

>>129879

Go out in it with a white shirt, all the

BIG

boys will be able to see your nips.


86b06b No.129886

File: 47ede2009a588b9⋯.jpg (64.2 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1502278608753.jpg)

>a board that promotes moral values

>one of the lasses starts posting her tits

this is why women shouldnt be in the army


df9758 No.129887

File: 5f0993a72017a28⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.74 KB, 1276x851, 1276:851, DB3yBVsUIAAbvNx.jpg large.jpg)

>>129886

based white """women"""


c2a1e1 No.129888

It smells of garlic smh


f74485 No.129889


5f6582 No.129890

File: 96e50b28bdba72a⋯.png (503.54 KB, 595x639, 595:639, c4abb8c950eed1f489346cd7b3….png)

>>129881

I do but it makes me sweaty.

>>129883

Just pure coincidence lad…


0ccfdb No.129891

>>129886

Tbh lasses are usually better than trannies. Lasses are usually attention whores, trannies are ALWAYS attention whores.


9088a1 No.129892

>>129879

>you

>moral

Pick one.


f74485 No.129893

>>129886

They shouldn't be anywhere tbhs mh


9d7cb5 No.129894

>>129890

>I do but it makes me sweaty.

Scared of a bit of sweating? ffs


f74485 No.129895

>>129892

Moral people wouldn't need moral walks, lad


23c776 No.129896

>>129889

VOTE TOY STORY 3


5f6582 No.129897

>>129892

I'm only human lad.

>>129894

I have to change all my clothes whenever I do it. It keeps the rain off but the sweat ruins my clothes underneath anyway.


f74485 No.129898

>>129896

but why


0ccfdb No.129899

>>129896

>>129889

VOTE FOR TRADING PLACES


c2a1e1 No.129900

VOTE FOR A succulent black nigger dick


6047ff No.129901

File: 5b4aaa9ebdef7f9⋯.jpg (53.77 KB, 421x263, 421:263, 1446912115224.jpg)

vote atlantis please


5f6582 No.129902

File: 22165a0cc654667⋯.png (921.16 KB, 1100x1108, 275:277, __alice_cartelet_and_kujou….png)

>>129900

Why lad.

>>129901

Voted for it tbh, I like that movie.


c2a1e1 No.129903

>>129902

>Why lad.

They are succulent and thick and fuck my wife on our wedding night


23c776 No.129904

>>129898

Es ist gutes kino.


f74485 No.129905

File: e6618f6689b80e9⋯.png (13.73 KB, 740x103, 740:103, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129901

Ahhhh anything for a lass


c2a1e1 No.129906

File: b243d343a0fada6⋯.jpg (148.61 KB, 1920x1536, 5:4, Jahans10.jpg)

>tfw can't please my woman like a thick nigger dick


f74485 No.129907

>>129904

Don't remember much of it tbh


5f6582 No.129908

File: 58e6796effab109⋯.png (144.7 KB, 1958x1834, 979:917, 2f50c16714404fca13a1531400….png)

>>129905

>neo x pembs

Lad what are you doing…


f74485 No.129909

File: b8aafbdc4db7879⋯.png (35.2 KB, 748x273, 748:273, ClipboardImage.png)

The people have spoken


f74485 No.129910

>>129908

time to make that canon


c2a1e1 No.129911

File: 27263e9d051ed52⋯.jpg (131.56 KB, 460x439, 460:439, NaughtyPepe.jpg)

File: 724f663de80a70e⋯.jpg (30.77 KB, 227x270, 227:270, PepeCar.jpg)

I am the creator of these memes


5f6582 No.129912

File: 528e58988c87bca⋯.jpg (301.21 KB, 612x859, 612:859, 1491444000634.jpg)

>>129909

Why are two of those?


f74485 No.129913

File: d2db1b52be69f4b⋯.png (466.09 KB, 620x410, 62:41, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ee78211a87a1f46⋯.png (509.21 KB, 620x395, 124:79, ClipboardImage.png)


f74485 No.129914

>>129912

The free market demands it


c2a1e1 No.129915

>>129912

How does it feel to have given us all swelling erections lass? It is too difficult not to touch it. You have made us so horny smdh


c2a1e1 No.129916

>>129913

>The bullies stole my ideas and made them better

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


6047ff No.129917

File: cd8e23804148fbd⋯.jpg (14.8 KB, 533x300, 533:300, 1497229416704.jpg)

>>129902

Disney can be great sometimes

>>129905

>>129909

ahhhhhhh

>>129913

always loved the first one


f74485 No.129918

>>129916

Do you think Nige goes around praising Kek?

>>129917

>always loved the first one

It's pretty funny tbh


a5be01 No.129919

File: 6cf79ef6f5eb26d⋯.png (360.6 KB, 858x725, 858:725, poopoo.png)

>tfw keep getting sick

WHY DIDN'T MUMMY BREASTFEED ME ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


c0b612 No.129920

>tfw varusteleka stuff arrives

>tfw front door was locked

h-how did it get in?


c2a1e1 No.129921

>>129918

Nah, he's an Anglican smh

>>129919

>tfw remember what my mummies boobies look like


f74485 No.129922

>>129920

Your mummy let them in?

>varusteleka

What?

>>129919

>tfw the single mummy couldn't breastfeed her child

So I guess my niece will be sick too smh. I'm sorry, lad


c2a1e1 No.129923

File: 060bcefd261297a⋯.png (74.39 KB, 320x320, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


f74485 No.129924

File: 963315826416be5⋯.png (8.29 KB, 272x196, 68:49, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw drank mummy's teats dry and left nothing for my brothers


c0b612 No.129925

>>129922

I'm home alone lad


a5be01 No.129926

>>129922

>single mummy couldn't breastfeed her child

Too busy working?


c2a1e1 No.129927

File: 21d0b5e640c2c51⋯.png (166.86 KB, 636x426, 106:71, PepeTowel.png)


f74485 No.129928

File: cb26d81ac639302⋯.png (397.39 KB, 512x380, 128:95, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b54d507d477b59b⋯.png (369.13 KB, 600x315, 40:21, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ce35914b0b6caa⋯.png (831.55 KB, 800x508, 200:127, ClipboardImage.png)

Why the fuck are there so many of these?


f74485 No.129929

>>129926

Got stressed or something and couldn't produce any

She's not working

>>129925

no idea then


f74485 No.129930

File: 6c75293d56e6840⋯.png (963.09 KB, 600x824, 75:103, ClipboardImage.png)


c2a1e1 No.129931

>>129929

Fuck her in the bum whilst your brother gets pegged to show your dominance lass


6047ff No.129932

>>129928

>>129930

Anti-French racism tbh…


c0b612 No.129933

File: eef1b3f40caec0b⋯.jpg (138.31 KB, 892x1000, 223:250, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….jpg)


0ccfdb No.129934

>>129925

Looks like it was the friendly house gnomes


f74485 No.129935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

muh gulags


5f6582 No.129936

File: 9fe00958d38d6ad⋯.gif (177.46 KB, 500x419, 500:419, 9fe00958d38d6ad2d0681d5ae8….gif)

>>129928

>UKIP Are Nice

But that's true…


c2a1e1 No.129937

File: 51d49358eb8eb43⋯.png (45.46 KB, 796x402, 398:201, w0t.png)


f74485 No.129938


c0b612 No.129939


c2a1e1 No.129940

>>129938

>who was PRESIDENT of Britain


f74485 No.129941

>>129931

Could easily dominate her tbh. She's a little weak(like all lasses) lass


f74485 No.129942

>>129940

But it says PM

>>129936

Now with Bilious Barrage out of the way, yeah. AMW will give it the rebrand it needs.


a5be01 No.129943

>>129929

>She's not working

Yeah I knew even without you saying tbh not that I'm judging her for that. It's more hassle bottle feeding though. Allegedly it also costs your offspring several IQ points and raises the risk of every illness under the sun.


c2a1e1 No.129944

>>129942

Look at the "People always ask" bit at the top lass, all those Americans must be asking who the president was smh

>>129941

DISMEMBER HAIR LASS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


9088a1 No.129945

>>129942

>AMW will give it the rebrand it needs.

I hope that's sarcasm lad.


f74485 No.129946

>tfw she tells me my brother talked about how he was scared of me the time I lifted him up against the wall

smh that's private lass don't tell me things to try and humiliate my brother


f74485 No.129947

>>129943

>Allegedly it also costs your offspring several IQ points and raises the risk of every illness under the sun.

AHHHHHHHHH

Being a fat retarded single mummy also does that tbh

>>129944

Kek

>>129945

Yeah, lass


5f6582 No.129948

>>129937

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT CHURCHILL

>>129942

I can't for UKIP to be renamed the Gay Rights & Anti-Female Genital Mutilation Party under her.


9088a1 No.129949

File: 4e1b992907b2d6a⋯.png (198.32 KB, 354x606, 59:101, Screen Shot 2017-08-09 at ….png)

>>129948

Genuine question lass.

Why do you come to British-oriented boards/threads?


a5be01 No.129950

>>129946

She wants the BIG lad, lad


5f6582 No.129953

>>129949

I've posted on different versions of brit/pol/ since about 2013 lad. I'm a veteran.

>>129951

>>129951

>>129951

>>129951

New thread.




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