d4dea1 No.126382
22st I swear to God you better not steal it again.
ANPRIM THREAD 2 BITCHES
SISTERS OF MERCY EDITION
The Sisters of Mercy - Vision Thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWj0iKC3sc
It's a small world
and it smells funny
I'd buy another
if I had the money
The Sisters Of Mercy - This Corrosion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RVJyNpfDk
Ah you know the lyrics, or you better know em
fuck it i'm tired and this is good enough see you all tomorrow
96c857 No.126383
YOU FUCKING CUNT
I SAID I'D MAKE IT
I ARCHIVED A GOD DAMN WEED NEWS ARTICLE
d4dea1 No.126384
>>126383
YOU WERE TAKING FOREVER
d4dea1 No.126385
>>126383
ALMOST 40 MINUTES TO MAKE A THREAD
96c857 No.126386
>>126384
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
d4dea1 No.126387
I mean I could delete this tbh if you've got a proper thread ready
96c857 No.126388
>>126387
Lol nah it's all good homie. I'll post it tomorrow.
I actually posted it before you but I used a special character in the title and it fucked up.
Aren't you off to bed nowish? Sleep well muh nigga
d4dea1 No.126389
>>126388
well i mean I'm gonna do some other stuff becuase 24 hours nigga but if you wanna do your thread again by my guest I slapped this together because I thought you bailed
96c857 No.126390
>>126389
helllllllllllllll naw I ain't doing that shit again
24 hours?????????????
d4dea1 No.126391
>>126390
a day has 24 hours, maximise themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
96c857 No.126392
>>126391
maximise sleep nigga
16 hours sleep
1 hour nap
7 hours smoke weed
d4dea1 No.126393
>>126392
study high get high grades
96c857 No.126394
tell the stars I'm coming
have them leave a space for me
whether bones or dust or ashes,
once among them I'll be free
656153 No.126395
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EXCLUSIVE: Real Man Putin Goes Fishing on Siberian Summer Holiday
f2c693 No.126396
Would fuck a lad if he looked like a girl
Would shoot a thick wod of warm jizz up his bum
Would choke him with my dick tbh
c10407 No.126397
d6c4f5 No.126398
hello and goodbye lads
back in a week
21dcf0 No.126399
c10407 No.126400
The Handmaid's Tale is a story written by a "humanist" set in an ultra-Christian society where nobody talks about Jesus, nobody reads the bible, nobody goes to church, the only biblical quotations come from the old testament, and the country is named after an old Israelite kingdom.
0e6673 No.126401
21dcf0 No.126402
>>126401
*pounces on your lap*
2a6bb6 No.126403
hey lads sorry for worrying some of you last night a bit but I was okay, only had 2 or 3 beers at the most that I admit got me pretty dizzy but I was fine. it was nice being able to see a few friends I hadn't seen since becoming a neet years ago, hard to tell if their loving emotions were genuine since they were on MDMA though, all telling me how much they loved me and missed seeing my face smh and the lad who invited me recited a poem he wrote, slightly romantic tbh. was a good night and they did jerk chicken (cooked by a white lad) which was quite nice. managed to fare well socially and talk to the people in the group so that made me happy. even had exchanges with strangers woah. met this girl who was in my year who is now apparently a single mummy and was also asking if anyone had any coke, bit sad but it's a step up from when she was an mkat fiend back in school, told me about how coke is a good responsible drug or something wew.
also a friend is living in a cool van now that she made really comfy, like a cosy small bedroom, we sat in there for a while and relaxed after. is van dwelling the future?
/blog
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9fa124 No.126405
>>126403
Aaaaahhh I'm glad you're okay.
>told me about how coke is a good responsible drug or something wew
Yeah it's the posh addict's drug. *nose collapses*
9fa124 No.126406
2a6bb6 No.126407
>>126398
byebye
>>126404
see you when the spring comes
>>126405
smh thanks lass, I should have said I could handle myself or something, you're all so caring
>Yeah it's the posh addict's drug. *nose collapses*
hope they can keep it under control.. it seems a nasty thing to be into
>>126406
tickles the synapses tbh
f2c693 No.126408
>>126406
Daftie's cunt is getting wrecked again
9fa124 No.126409
>>126408
But Herts is still with her… Did he invite Wessex?
f2c693 No.126410
>>126409
>a threesome
The kinky bitch is going to be destroyed
391dc8 No.126412
9fa124 No.126414
>>126410
Who will they invite next?
2a6bb6 No.126415
>>126414
you need to be a part of the secret lewd erp+meetups Bongo Bongo Land
2a6bb6 No.126416
>d&cord filters to Bongo Bongo Land here too
triggered
9fa124 No.126418
>>126415
>>126416
Aaaaaaahhhh they're taking over again.
>>126417
H-hey lad.
f2c693 No.126419
>>126414
You
If you ask nicely
we know you want it
2a6bb6 No.126420
>>126417
could you confirm the rumours deerder?
efbed6 No.126421
Not actually staying tbh just needed to express my disgust at you
>>126418
I've been a Bongo Bongo Land supremacist for a while lad. For obvious reasons
>>126420
Wessex is going to France I assume
Are lass is going innawoods for a week
Nothing untoward is going on. I mean, I'm not even in Germany atm i will be soon but that's not the point
2a6bb6 No.126422
>>126418
>>126421
I swear to god if I have to spam blacked porn again…
ah fair enough.
9fa124 No.126423
>>126421
>/newbrit/ was just a ploy by the Bongo Bongo Landian elite to bully pembs
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh
>Wessex in France
>Herts in Germany
>Dafty in Germany
You're converging on the wilderness of Alsace-Lorraine aren't you?
>>126422
LASS
2a6bb6 No.126424
>>126423
Daftie will sit on the river Rhine as Herts and Wessex battle it out larping as France and Prussia
post was joking tbc
9fa124 No.126425
>>126424
Slavfever turns the firmest allies into the bitterest enemies aaaaahhh.
I wasn't sure but I didn't want to judge you either way…
d4dea1 No.126426
isnt daftie going to Spain?
2a6bb6 No.126427
>>126425
smh the tragedy of life..
if it were true you should justly judge me harshly tbh
9fa124 No.126428
>>126426
It would be much safer for her there than within the reach of those hungry lads.
>>126427
I couldn't bring myself to abandon you as a friend over blacked porn, smh. It might be weak of me but your redeeming qualities would outweigh such a grim fetish.
2a6bb6 No.126429
>>126428
in a strange way, that's kind of you tbh
2a6bb6 No.126431
>>126430
it's a joke because the spammer did it smh you must have a low opinion of me
2a6bb6 No.126432
>>126430
and bye don't destroy the board please thanks
96c857 No.126433
Ahh thunder. I might go back to sleep tbh
>>126430
Amusingly people don't bring up so much for dafty
96c857 No.126435
>>126434
Morning my son.
Did you have a good time?
2189ce No.126436
>>126435
it was work tbh lad
d4dea1 No.126438
>>126433
we just like bullying Herts as he reacts this way
9fa124 No.126439
>>126430
Reeeeee don't kill the board, /brit/ will bully us if we have to move again.
>>126434
No fairies last night lad?
2189ce No.126440
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>>126439
>No fairies last night lad?
No
9fa124 No.126441
>>126440
Wew, you like this rope stuff now lad. But we need to go further.
2189ce No.126442
96c857 No.126443
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I wanna be a star ladsssssssssssss
>>126438
I know, same.
Poor lad never seemed to be great with banter. Might be a tidge autistic
but aren't we all
96c857 No.126444
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What you see in me I will never know
That's the mystery of love
but each time we kiss
ignorance is bliss - that's the mystery of loveeee
d4dea1 No.126446
9fa124 No.126447
>>126445
It's been a bizarre morning in this thread lad.
2189ce No.126449
fb7294 No.126450
>>126447
I see. Talked with Pembs already tbh. Interested in hearing about Wessex and Daftie's adventures.
>>126448
STOP leaving, lad.
fb7294 No.126451
>>126449
>tfw reminded of the time when I got banned for posting ironic sanic OC because it's "furry" smh
fb7294 No.126452
>youtube changed again
I HATE CHANGE
9fa124 No.126453
>>126449
>that
>furry
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH WOAHWOAHWOAH
I know what furries look like lad, this is different.
d4dea1 No.126454
>Tfw camping gear didnt come today like you thought it would
2-6 days my ass reeeee where is it you Jews normally you're quicker!
fb7294 No.126455
>>126453
Isn't furry anything with animalistic features? Except catgirls.
>>126454
Are you going an angry nativist camping trip, lad?
fb1f90 No.126456
>>126445
hey lad
>>126448
I miss it too lad, fun times
>>126454
the mail is private now, the free market should have it to your door by yesterday already smh
2189ce No.126457
>>126453
whatever it is, it's not right
e2b4d7 No.126458
>everyones on holiday in europe except me
i-its fine i dont even like the continent
fb7294 No.126459
>>126458
I'm done traveling tbh
fb7294 No.126460
>>126457
>tfw it's not Neo corrupting you but you trying to corrupt Neo by appealing to her fetishes
smh
9fa124 No.126461
>>126455
There are degrees of furry, mostly depending on how many animal features there are on the face. A furry typically has a full snout and looks like an actual animal.
The bandicoot on the other hand doesn't even have a tail, so apart from the ear position and the tip of the nose she's just an orange-coloured human. It's kemono-tier which is the japanese equivalent of furry.
>>126457
Oh lad, where do you keep finding these?
>>126460
That's exactly what it is, aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
2189ce No.126462
>>126461
>Oh lad, where do you keep finding these?
On my travels.
this one is a former wrestler who's blind in one eye
2189ce No.126463
>>126460
I don't know what you're talking about
9fa124 No.126464
>>126462
That backstory is kind of cute. She's tough but vulnerable at the same time.
2189ce No.126465
>>126464
I don't know why there's a photoshoot of her in ropes tbh
> She's tough but vulnerable at the same time.
exactly
96c857 No.126467
>>126458
>mfw never been on holiday
THEYRE the ones missing out
d4dea1 No.126469
>tfw eurobeat comes on and it reminds you your next driving test is ages away and you can't drive because you're home alone anyway
>tfw just want to blast eurobeat in my car all night
>>126455
Wew lad nah just mates being friends
9fa124 No.126470
>>126468
That's the best graph I've seen about it. 2 is nice, don't judge me.
fb7294 No.126471
>>126461
tbh face is too much furry to me. That's why catgirls are acceptable.
96c857 No.126472
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wanna be 12 again
fb7294 No.126474
>>126470
Cartoony and innocent they're fine I guess.
>>126473
hullo
>>126472
me too
2189ce No.126475
>As a child, Yasukawa dreamed of becoming a samurai. Her parents supported her passion by guiding her into Kendo. However, when Yasukawa reached middle school she was informed there were no samurai in modern Japan. During this time, Yasukawa suffered from a near-blindness in her right eye, mental illness, and bullying. At some point during her childhood, Yasukawa attempted suicide. In high school, Yasukawa found solace by joining the drama club:
c1305a No.126477
>>126474
hullo lad, whats up
>>126476
looks like a party lass
fb7294 No.126478
>>126477
>hullo lad, whats up
not much. Tried the new first person mode in PUBG with Pembs and it was fun tbh. You?
96c857 No.126479
>>126477
It's always a party with shrop lad lad. What's up????????????????????????
c1305a No.126480
>>126478
just got back from "a small gathering" which turned into a bunch of people just turning up uninvited. Had fun though.
>>126479
just got back from my freinds lad and ngl its an angry episode but i'd rather not say because i dont really have any right to be angry
d4dea1 No.126481
>>126473
hola
>>126472
>tfw you remember staying up all night and binging full metal alchemist when your friend sent you a torrent
AAAAAH TAKE ME BACK I debate rewatching it but I know I shouldn't
c1305a No.126482
>>126481
hola senior, how is your life going lad?
96c857 No.126483
>>126480
Fair enough lad. Rounding off the day with some shit posting. Sounds G O O D. Don't be angry my son, focus on the funsies you had.
>>126481
>ywn be able to binge all the anime on funimation's yt channel
I really wanna rewatch FoA. I rewatched brotherhood a few months back, so it's not time yet. I might rewatch space dandy tbh, it's as much of a waste of time as anything else.
c1305a No.126484
>>126483
yeah you're right, there were many funsies last night
96c857 No.126485
96c857 No.126486
>>126484
Gwon lead, recollect us a good funsie. Lets hear what you got up to
c1305a No.126487
>>126486
i dont think it would be sensible to admit the most fun thing about last night on a public forum tbh, but they were funsies
96c857 No.126488
>>126487
did my sweet little boy do a droog? ;^)
naughtyyyy lad
1eb62c No.126489
>>126468
Which is acceptable? Is this acceptable?
I shouldn't have gone on deviant art
c1305a No.126490
>>126488
hehe maybe famalam
d4dea1 No.126491
>>126482
It's alright, going out tonight which should be alright and seeing a film tomorrow. Yours?
>>126483
pirate it lad
>FoA
huh? And tbh I never watched Space Dandy S2 smh tbh
>it's as much of a waste of time as anything else.
There are worse things you could be doing tbh
96c857 No.126492
>>126491
>FoA
Meant FMA kek, just another one of my brain misfires.
>space dancy
WATCH IT LADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
c1305a No.126493
>>126491
overall pretty good i think. No real plans for the next few days but thats not a problem to me tbh, just watch anime. What film you going to see?
c1305a No.126494
d4dea1 No.126495
>>126493
Valerian, hope it's as good as the comics.
c1305a No.126496
>>126495
tbf the trailer looked pretty sick
96c857 No.126497
>my nose is burning again
stop it please
c1305a No.126498
>>126497
what you put up there lad?
96c857 No.126499
>>126498
Nothing unfortunately. It's done this on and off for as long as I can remember. Somethings irritating the membranes I'm sure but god knows what specifically
c1305a No.126501
>>126499
think i get that sometimes aswell, does it feel like you're almost going to sneeze?
d4dea1 No.126502
>>126500
VARG PRIDE WORLD WIDE
96c857 No.126503
>>126501
It did that time. Usually it isn't accompanied with a need to sneeze, it's just burning. I think I irritated it sniffing vinegar, hence the need to sneeze
c1305a No.126504
>>126503
>sniffing vinegar
why though?
c10407 No.126505
>>126500
>you shouldn't have time to be a bodybuilder if you have a family
t. man who vlogs
Agree with him about bodybuilding being no good in an emergency or survival situation though, I've often wondered whether cardo wouldn't be a better focus.
6b7468 No.126507
>>126502
>tfw no waifuposter to go on the side of the golden lion
6b7468 No.126509
>>126505
cardio for sure, especially if you have no other way to travel
96c857 No.126510
>>126504
I like sniffing stuff tbh.
c1305a No.126511
96c857 No.126512
>>126505
being stronger makes you more competent in all physical endeavours, so I think it depends on the situation. It would probably be useful in the chaos of SHTF, maybe not if we were running after deer as tribesmen though. I generally disagree with vargs primitivism though, and this video is no exception.
Cardio is, was and always will be a useful pursuit.
>>126511
feels bad, smells good. When in doubt, sniff and lick tbh
d4dea1 No.126513
>tfw can flick my lock knife open with one hand easier than my regular folding
reeeeeee they're literally the same except one has a lock lemme carry it government yids
c1305a No.126514
>>126513
i dont know this feel but i can sense it is not a good feel
96c857 No.126515
*pulls trousers up high and tucks in shirt*
hehehe this'll show them
fb7294 No.126516
>>126513
smh you seem quite obsessed with knives…
c1305a No.126517
c10407 No.126518
>>126513
You only place you should be flicking that knife is into the bin, sonny.
c1305a No.126519
save a life, bin that knife
2189ce No.126520
SAVE A KNIFE
BIN THAT LIFE
96c857 No.126521
>>126517
Just did a quick spot of IRL shitposting at the expense of the family tbh
9fa124 No.126522
>>126475
>when Yasukawa reached middle school she was informed there were no samurai in modern Japan
Heartbreaking tbh.
c1305a No.126523
>>126521
pure banter
>>126475
Christ thats actually quite heartbreaking
fb7294 No.126524
When's the next happening?
c1305a No.126525
>>126524
on some level that is up to you
fb7294 No.126527
*ignores male suicide rate*
They actually mention that their suicide rate rose too, but not how many there are, of course they don't post the original source OR the graph which is pretty shocking actually.
96c857 No.126528
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I want to push my body to the limits lads
I want to engage in a battle of life and death
I want to spill the blood of countless weaker opponents
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
c10407 No.126529
>>126524
Call up GCHQ, they can probably fill you in.
96c857 No.126530
>>126527
Tbh the female rate would be higher but they're shit at following through.
I wonder why these people choose to die. I've never known anybody that's done it
c1305a No.126531
>>126527
people dont care about men
>>126528
same
2189ce No.126532
>>126527
based huwhite women removing themselves
fb7294 No.126533
>>126526
SHART
>>126528
Are you sure, lad?
>>126529
Maybe they'll pay me to commit one
>>126530
>Tbh the female rate would be higher but they're shit at following through.
"Call for attention" tbh
>I wonder why these people choose to die. I've never known anybody that's done it
tbh often fantasise about doing it, just ending it, but I could never do it tbh.
>>126531
>people dont care about men
smh
c1305a No.126534
>>126533
>smh
its true though.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fb7294 No.126535
>civic fencer used "vacuum" instead of "hoover" in his video to pander to an American audience
smh
c1305a No.126536
c10407 No.126537
>>126527
Men's lives are not as valuable tbh, even feminists know that.
fb7294 No.126538
>>126534
>>126537
pisses me off tbh
1eb62c No.126539
>>126535
Which is the correct one? I've always called it a vacuum cleaner.
96c857 No.126540
>>126533
>are you sure
Yes. I want violence.
>call for attention
Probably. I guess women are just better at adapting to bad scenarios.
>often fantasise
For curiosities sake, if you're comfortable, can I ask you why?
Is it a 'miss me when I'm gone' type deal or a desire to stop thinking?
c1305a No.126542
>>126539
hoover you nonce
>>126538
its pathetic
c1305a No.126543
where the fuck is vanlad smh
96c857 No.126544
>>126539
Hoover is british slang. It comes from the original brand leader, "hoovers" or something. It is however a "vacuum cleaner" as it cleans with a vacuum. So either's good but nationalism dictates you use hoover
fb7294 No.126545
I wonder what term global citizen Corbyn uses
9fa124 No.126546
>>>/brit/394887
Aaaahhh I hope Daftie doesn't get attacked by racist spic communists.
96c857 No.126547
>>126543
lad's prolly building something tbh
c1305a No.126548
fb7294 No.126549
>>126546
I guess they prefer Muslims that take money out instead of putting it in.
I didn't know she was going to Spain.
1eb62c No.126550
>>126544
I've never owned a Hoover. Surely it's more nationalistic to buy British vacuum cleaners rather than inferior Yank products though?
6b7468 No.126551
>tfw you're in the middle of lofi and chill and this comes on
https://youtu.be/MOFG0dtkGRk?t=16m40s
96c857 No.126552
>>126550
*buy* whatever you want. I'm simply saying that people in this sphere are inclined to use the slang-term "hoover" due to its roots as a british slang.
c1305a No.126553
>>126551
oooo, that is not what you want to hear when you're all relaxed tbh
c10407 No.126554
>>126552
It's not slang lad, it's just the word for the machine that sucks up the dust and dog hair and stuff.
9fa124 No.126555
What is Japanese armour effective against?
c1305a No.126556
>first time after a night out that i've actually craved a burn
who /worried/ here
1eb62c No.126557
>>126552
Everyone I know calls it a vacuum. Only a Henry Hoover is called a hoover.
c1305a No.126558
>>126555
not a lot i dont think, it was pretty shit
6b7468 No.126559
c1305a No.126560
fb7294 No.126561
>>126540
>Yes. I want violence.
I think it's cool too, but it's a thing I wouldn't do unless I had to tbh.
>Probably. I guess women are just better at adapting to bad scenarios.
They often get what they want from the "call to help", they need people to look after them. This is really obvious in the single mummy.
>For curiosities sake, if you're comfortable, can I ask you why?
I just feel hopeless so I guess it's a desire to stop thinking.
391dc8 No.126562
>>126528
I feel the same lad, though they way I see it, I like the idea of it more than actually doing it. Make no mistake though, when the time comes I'll fucking do it
96c857 No.126563
>>126555
Bamboo armour wasn't very good as a rule. It would obstruct the blade a little, making for more shallow cuts. Could block arrows I imagine.
>>126556
Ahhhh you're habit forming ladddd. You're in too deep now lad. Same thing happened to me tbh
>>126557
American cultural hegemony tbh
fb7294 No.126564
>>126555
Depends on period, but aside from more and bigger gaps later Samurai armour was pretty equal to European armour as they're both steel
391dc8 No.126565
c1305a No.126566
>>126563
>You're in too deep now lad
nah lad i just wont do it again lad, its not like i can afford it anyway
>>126565
Lad ahhhhhh, dont be so ominous
96c857 No.126567
>>126561
>unless I had to
Tbh I actively want to fight. I actually had to stop thinking about it just then cus I was getting too hot blooded.
>they get what they want
This is true, attention is one of the primary nutritions for women. I meant more in a societal sense though, lads are prolly killing themselves because they feel useless. Women I guess still feel needed by in large.
>hopeless = stop thinking
Interesting. I'll spare you the talk
>>126562
>Like the idea
Tbh lad, liking the idea will eventually become liking the act if you indulge it enough.
When SHTF I'm gonna become a warchief tbh
96c857 No.126568
>>126566
Good lad. But if you do just don't get too attached to the idea. Cigarettes are more habitual than addictive *I think*
fb7294 No.126569
>>126567
>Tbh I actively want to fight. I actually had to stop thinking about it just then cus I was getting too hot blooded.
Wew. I was like that in my teens tbh. Not been in many fights though, and never practiced anything.
> I meant more in a societal sense though, lads are prolly killing themselves because they feel useless
Yeah, that's probably true. and probably why l hopeless.
>>126562
Goodlad. Same
c1305a No.126570
>>126568
Thanks for the advice fam, tbf i have been told it suits me but they were on mandy so i dont think it really counts
391dc8 No.126572
>>126567
>Tbh I actively want to fight. I actually had to stop thinking about it just then cus I was getting too hot blooded.
Iktf lad
>Tbh lad, liking the idea will eventually become liking the act if you indulge it enough.
True, it's just the case of indulging in it, there's very few opportunities to fight in civilized society, especially if you have a job and responsibilities. Oh well, I guess I'll just keep hunting, running and lifting and
Simply
Just
WAIT
96c857 No.126573
>>126569
>FIGHT !
Must be the test then. I will not waste the virility, the next lad that looks at me funny is getting one in the shnoz.
>hopeless
I'm sure you'll find your niche eventually lad
>>126570
They are pretty physically addictive too mind. It depends on your priorities really. Do you mind that you're decreasing you life span for some social lube and the general pleasure of smoking? Personally I don't, but if you do then you gotta be strong to avoid them at parties.
>>126572
>few opportunities
It's such a shame tbh. I really wanted to start mma these holidays but even if I get a job next week it'll be too late. Like you say, just keep on lifting and waiting I guess.
c1305a No.126574
>>126573
> Do you mind that you're decreasing you life span for some social lube and the general pleasure of smoking?
honestly i really don't care but i know if i get hooked i'll just end up regretting it
1eb62c No.126575
>>126573
Something has got to kill you, may as well be something you enjoy rather than wasting away in a care home.
96c857 No.126577
I was born to be a rock star lads. Keep your eyes peeled for the lad with tattooed nipples tbh
>>126574
Fair enough. Dw lad, when you get hooked you can just move to snuff or quit it tbh.
>>126575
I believe this as well. I'm resigning to a short life, but if the things that I enjoy doing will eventually kill me I'm not too too bothered.
c1305a No.126578
>>126577
> lad with tattooed nipples tbh
you got tattooed nips? of what?
> Dw lad, when you get hooked you can just move to snuff or quit it tbh.
i spose lad
96c857 No.126582
>>126578
They aren't tattooed yet, but they will be. Gonna have stars overlayed on them tbh
e2b4d7 No.126583
>>126469
i think you could drive with me in the car if youre insured on it
fb7294 No.126584
>>126582
Are you going to make them pink, lad?
fb7294 No.126585
wait it was Dorset that was brown nvm smh
c1305a No.126586
9fa124 No.126587
>>126582
That sounds a bit gay tbh.
c1305a No.126588
2189ce No.126589
>>126587
for once I agree with Neo
96c857 No.126590
>>126584
No probably more likely to be blue or blood red. why has it been done?
>>126586
exactly my thinking lad. fuck it's great being me, everything's so funny.
>>126587
It would do to you tbh. For me it's just a half joke, half allusion to a high rising celebrity
e2b4d7 No.126591
>>126588
alrite dude, anything to report?
96c857 No.126592
>>126583
building anything good today lad?
c1305a No.126593
>>126591
the last two days have been an emotional roller coaster and i want to get off tbh. you?
96c857 No.126594
>>126589
lad I thought you were on my side
fb7294 No.126595
>>126590
>No probably more likely to be blue or blood red. why has it been done?
Implied you had brown nips tbh but you're another poster.
e2b4d7 No.126596
>>126592
not really lad, sacked off this mornings job so i could go out last night, did a few hours this afternoon though.
>>126593
any reason? sounds grim tbh.
96c857 No.126597
>>126595
vile lad. I'm insulted anyone would think I'm even slightly woggish tbh
>>126596
shiiiet. what did you get up to then hombre?
2189ce No.126598
>>126594
On most things I am
I can't support something that gay though
c1305a No.126599
>>126596
when i left yesterday i felt nervous, then amazing, then hopefull, then depressed, then i got picked up again, then energetic and happy, then completely neutral, then angry and now slightly sad but ok. It has been a bit much for my tiny brain to handle tbh, a lot happened in the space of about 12 hours
e2b4d7 No.126600
>>126597
went to a drum and bass night, pembs inspired me with xer ragga night and dangerous drug combination. Got in at about 7 this morning.
fb7294 No.126601
e2b4d7 No.126602
>>126599
well that sure sounds unpleasant. What brought it on?
96c857 No.126603
>>126598
It's not gay though lad, I'm just trying to embody the rockstar aesthetic tbh.
>>126600
Ahhh sounds good. Hope you had fun lad
1eb62c No.126604
>>126603
A tattoo of any kind is pretty gay tbh.
6b7468 No.126605
>>126600
kek sounds fun lad
c1305a No.126606
>>126601
nah it's kind of embarrassing tbh, and if im being completely honest with myself i dont really deserve to feel so sorry for myself
>>126602
mixture of mind altering substances and harsh shift in social dynamics, rather not go into details tbh, its embarressing
fb7294 No.126608
If you're getting a tattoo you might as well go full BASED NA tbh
c1305a No.126609
>>126608
this always seemed so retarded to me, why would you telegraph to your enemies that you're the enemy?
2189ce No.126610
>>126609
Polish intelligence
6b7468 No.126611
>>126609
the chad one is what hollywood wants everyone to think nat socs are like tbh
c1305a No.126612
>>126611
i get that its satire, but there are people who actually get those tattoos
c1305a No.126614
>>126613
she'd be an interesting one to show the parents
2189ce No.126615
>>126614
The fact that she looks like a massive slag would probably be a bigger issue than the content of the tattoos
6b7468 No.126616
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>126612
yeah lad, they exist, they're defective
c1305a No.126617
>>126615
not to my parents it wouldnt
fb7294 No.126618
6b7468 No.126619
2189ce No.126620
>>126617
She looks like she farts cum
96c857 No.126621
>>126604
Oh well, so long as I'm not sucking dicks I guess.
>>126615
>Introducing girlfriends to parents
but why lads, you'll have dumper her for another soon enough
c1305a No.126622
>>126620
lad you made your point, what are you trying to prove at this point
2189ce No.126623
>>126621
>but why lads, you'll have dumper her for another soon enough
that too tbh
e2b4d7 No.126624
>>126606
DONT go off the deep end lad.
c1305a No.126625
>>126624
nah, not even close to it lad dont worry
fb7294 No.126626
>>126619
we need men of that calibre tbh
fb7294 No.126627
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW GORDON
c1305a No.126629
2189ce No.126630
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>126628
brings a tear to the eye
6b7468 No.126631
>>126628
BASED MAGGIE AM I RIGHT?
1eb62c No.126632
When I let out a long breath of air from my lungs it makes a crackling, raspy sound. Is this normal or do I have TB?
>>126631
BLESSED BLAIR
2189ce No.126633
>>126632
>BLESSED BLAIR
Maggie gave it away to Xiaoping in the 80s. There was nothing the blood god (or even Major) could have done.
Most of it wasn't even on a temporary lease. The important bits of HK were legally british in perpetuity
c1305a No.126634
>>126632
yeah thats definatly not normal
1eb62c No.126635
>>126634
I don't want to go the GP and waste their time though.
2189ce No.126636
File: 8bf9e1bd52fc0a0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 280.26 KB, 1262x1920, 631:960, DBQ2dCFWAAA4BCI.jpg large.jpg)
>>126635
Look, 90% of your GP's appointments are morons who are feeling slightly under the weather and demanding methicillin, or halfwits who had a bad day yesterday asking for SSRI's to cure their severe depression.
Someone with an actual problem is a welcome change
fb7294 No.126637
Swedish children enjoying a trip to the farm
9fa124 No.126638
File: 584d36ab01a363f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.72 MB, 1102x1445, 1102:1445, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….png)
Shower time fun time.
I can probably normalize Astolfo now that the primary opposition is on holiday.
2189ce No.126639
9fa124 No.126640
File: 0624c57d76dcf34⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 827.95 KB, 923x1300, 71:100, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)
fb7294 No.126641
>>126638
Goodlass. Something's been lacking
96c857 No.126642
>>126635
Lad you pay these people's salary in your taxes. Having their time wasted is the least they can do for you
2189ce No.126643
File: 1b5f1d0caab5254⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 29.56 KB, 528x391, 528:391, DCCMUu_XYAI1fXH.jpg large.jpg)
96c857 No.126644
>>126638
I will pipe up very loudly tbh
6b7468 No.126645
>>126638
>>126643
it is my solemn DUTY as a moderator of this bastion of the internet to spoiler ALL images that contain lewd
6b7468 No.126646
>>126616
pretty amazing how well it describes NA tbh
01b995 No.126647
>>126645
god bless you lad
96c857 No.126648
>>126645
Ty dear moderator. Please continue to work hard !
1eb62c No.126649
>>126636
>>126642
I'll wait and see if it passes.
>>126643
Why don't you like Astolfo?
2189ce No.126650
>>126649
>Why don't you like Astolfo?
GAY
BOY
SLAG
96c857 No.126651
1eb62c No.126652
>>126650
I did not realise she was a he. Forgive me.
fb7294 No.126653
I can post whatever I want since I'm a moderator, right? smh why am I even asking my subjects?
01b995 No.126654
2189ce No.126655
>>126645
Look, neo needs to see my imperium BDSM pictures
6b7468 No.126656
>>126649
astolfo is pretty hot but we best spare the others from seeing it unspoiled tbh, to keep in line with the imperium spoiler policy
fb7294 No.126657
>It's a DA episode
Top kek
6b7468 No.126658
>>126653
yes you have free reign :^)
6b7468 No.126659
>>126657
>those body proportions
2189ce No.126660
>>126656
>astolfo is pretty hot
PEMBS NO
>>126657
jesus christ what the fuck
fb7294 No.126661
>>126659
Thanks, lass, but I don't need your permission
I'M DOING IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
1eb62c No.126662
>>126656
That sounds fair. They're the ones missing out.
>>126657
They aren't as hot in those images though.
6b7468 No.126663
>>126661
don't you love that buzz you get when someone beats you in an argument and you can just perma ban them? oh lad, I live for it
6b7468 No.126665
>>126660
admit it lad, she just is
2189ce No.126666
File: 3fb9639e26b1f28⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 145.44 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 3d6b5a79588a4d56da50ab5f17….jpg)
fb7294 No.126667
>>126663
>tfw instead of leaving the thread and pretending it never happened you can just delete it
2189ce No.126668
>>126665
He's not attractive, he's a man.
6b7468 No.126669
>>126666
SATANIC QUADS, COVER THIS FOUL FILTH
fb7294 No.126670
>>126666
>druids and Imperium stealing all the gets
ahhhhhhhh
96c857 No.126671
>>126670
You and yours are part of a dying breed lad. Druids and imps are on the rise, it's like the olden times
96c857 No.126672
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ahhh I want to go to underground music concerts full of shitty liberal musicians and screaming girls ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fb7294 No.126673
Would you rather have "woos" at a party, poorly seasoned food and awkward dancing or the crime-rates and social mistrust of Brazil and Detroit?
fb7294 No.126675
>>126671
The last Welshman…
a7fc60 No.126677
>>126667
>>126663
Absolutely disgusted seeing what you lads have become tbh.
01b995 No.126682
>>126678
just because he is a (1) doesn't delegitimize his point.
fb7294 No.126683
>>126682
That's exactly what (1) does though, lad
9fa124 No.126684
>>126666
>satanic bdsm quads
Oh my.
01b995 No.126685
ceeb43 No.126686
>>126678
At least you still post /cuteboys/
+1 (You)s
96c857 No.126687
>>126683
From little acorns are tiny oaks grown. We we're all (1)s at some point
2189ce No.126688
>>126684
Stop posting astolfo, and I'll continue with imperium BDSMposting
96c857 No.126689
>>126687
>>126683
tiny oaks which will eventually grow into medium oaks and then LARGE oaks
9fa124 No.126690
>>126688
We can have both…
fb7294 No.126691
>>126686
I thought so
Not to be patronising but you know we were joking, right?
>>126685
It's just a joke, lad.
6b7468 No.126692
>>126667
>tfw you can create your own board consensus through purging any dissenting opinions
so what lad?
>>126668
she's a lass with an unfortunate boob problem lad, leave her alone
>>126670
>>126671
YOU CANT DISPLACE OUR NATIVE POSTERS! CYMRU SHITPOSTING AM BYTH
96c857 No.126693
>>126692
steiner isnt a native poster tbh
01b995 No.126694
2189ce No.126695
>>126690
No.
I'll stop if you post astolfo again
6b7468 No.126696
>>126692
>so what lad?
to wrong post
>>126693
yeah kinda sad he never came but he was part of the anti-/brit/ bully crew
1eb62c No.126698
>>126688
I prefer Astolfo to the BDSMposting tbh, although both are immoral.
d1d2a0 No.126699
>>126691
>Not to be patronising but you know we were joking, right?
>tfw fascist, nazi, genocidal mod tries to downplay his authoritarian rule
try again bud
9fa124 No.126700
>>126693
Steiner is an honorary citizen of /newbrit/.
>>126695
Don't you want to convert me to the imperium side lad?
2189ce No.126701
>>126700
>Don't you want to convert me to the imperium side lad?
think of it as a reward for stopping posting gayism
fb7294 No.126702
>>126698
>Paladins
>immoral
fb7294 No.126703
>>126699
Don't make me make autism a bannable offence, lad.. who knows who'll end up getting banned?
9fa124 No.126704
>>126701
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh, but losing Astolfo isn't really worth some yellow pieces of meat getting strung up.
>>126702
I was thinking of shooping Astolfo's head on to Uther earlier funnily enough.
2189ce No.126705
>>126704
>losing Astolfo isn't really worth some yellow pieces of meat getting strung up.
Seeing it doesn't make you feel good?
c10407 No.126706
>>126580
wew
>xenophobia
sure
>those who come from abroad are to be repelled
yes
>they talk of themselves as Anglo-Saxons
no
96c857 No.126707
>>126698
He's not trying to appeal to you, crypto-homo. He's making an appeal to Neo
>>126700
>honourary* citizen
And yet he never posts. In fact I doubt he's ever come here. And why was he so averse to /newbrit/? Because he believed monarch's anti-/newbrit/ propabanter that this was a trap-loving gayist board. So I guess with your antics if he ever pops in for a looksee, he'll never pop in for a second.
6b7468 No.126708
>>126699
banning this post honestly, see you in february of next year
fb7294 No.126709
>>126704
>I was thinking of shooping Astolfo's head on to Uther earlier funnily enough.
Astolfo -bringer?
9fa124 No.126710
>>126705
They do, but not nearly as much as Astolfo makes me happy tbh. Muscle japs though…
>>126707
He'll come around one day, just like how Monarch came here in the end.
>>126708
A new order rises.
>>126709
The Lovebringer.
fb7294 No.126711
MUSLIMS IN, CHRISTIANS OUT
>In a survey conducted between January and May, 52 percent of U.S. Muslims said homosexuality should be accepted by society — an increase of 25 percentage since 2007. Comparatively, only 34 percent of white evangelical Protestants said they believed homosexuality should be accepted, the smallest percentage of any group surveyed.
http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/u-s-muslims-more-accepting-homosexuality-white-evangelicals-n788891?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma
96c857 No.126712
>>126708
>gets called authoritarian
>bans said poster
>>126710
Not if you keep up fag-posting you gaybo
6ca3f0 No.126714
>>126703
>Don't make me make autism a bannable offence, lad.. who knows who'll end up getting banned?
Wouldn't know lad, I'm a neurotypical just like everyone else on this board.
>>126708
Wouldn't surprise me 20 of my VPNs have already been banned for calling out the power-hungry mods here
lolicon should be allowed
fb7294 No.126715
>>126714
>admitting to ban evading
LET'S GET HIM BOIS
1eb62c No.126716
>>126707
Something about the fifty-shades jibe creeps me out though.
9fa124 No.126717
>>126711
Most muslim countries have high rates of pederasty with young boys so I'm not surprised they're secretly attracted to the new wave of sexual degeneracy.
>>126713
Wew she's got an interesting bulge there.
6b7468 No.126719
>>126712
lad most of my posts are total irony
fb7294 No.126720
>>126718
>His actual name is "Beef the Pig"
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
c10407 No.126721
>>126711
It's pretty easy to say some small group should be accepted by society when you yourself are a member of a small group. Is the USA getting all these liberal muslims the reason the islamic world itself is so illiberal?
96c857 No.126722
>>126719
>expects me, an autistic semi-sociopath, to admit that they were wrong
6b7468 No.126723
>>126722
hey it's alright lad
1eb62c No.126724
Goodnight everybody. I'm going to go cough up my lungs.
fb7294 No.126725
>>126724
Cough up your longs? Night lad
2189ce No.126726
>>126724
night lad
dont die on us
01b995 No.126727
34a491 No.126728
Thanks for the recommendation btw 22st, watching it now.
fb7294 No.126730
>>126728
The trap is the MC? What's going on with all the traps lately. I haven't watched it, lad. Be careful
6b7468 No.126732
>>126728
wew, what is this?
9fa124 No.126733
>>126728
Is this a trapime?
fb7294 No.126734
>>126728
>Secret Princeess Himegoto
96c857 No.126735
>>126723
Correct tbh
>>126724
Go to the fucking doctor you dimwit. Night though
9fa124 No.126737
>>126736
We should have a trap kino night in the cytube one day.
fb7294 No.126738
>>126736
lass the title is in the image
6b7468 No.126741
>>126737
only patricians allowed tbh
>>126738
I knew that hahaa…..
fb7294 No.126742
>>126739
I don't even know what a trap is, lad. I have never seen that anime. I just posted a video of it.
9fa124 No.126743
>Himegoto follows Hime Arikawa, a second-year student at Shimoshina High School (霜科高校 Shimoshina Kōkō). Forced to assume a large amount of debt from his now-absent parents, Hime is saved by the three girls of his school's student council after he is chased down by debt collectors. In return for paying off his debt, Hime agrees to their conditions of becoming the student council's "dog" and spending his high school life dressed as a girl.
KINO
6b7468 No.126745
>>126740
thankyou mysterious canadian man
>2/10
sounds like my kind of show
9fa124 No.126746
>>>/brit/395148
>bestiality porn is allowed on /brit/
6b7468 No.126747
>>126746
homemade curries are some of the nicest food I've ever had, you just have to make sure the people who are cooking it and poos tbh
01b995 No.126748
>>126746
what are the mods playing at?
6b7468 No.126749
2189ce No.126750
>>126746
t. person who posts gayism on /newbrit/
6b7468 No.126751
oh.. I didn't watch the webm.
6b7468 No.126752
>>126750
why is femininity gay lad? look at those thighs
2189ce No.126753
96c857 No.126754
>>126752
Because men acting like women is gay. It degrades the male condition and it's practitioners should be slaughtered
026aae No.126755
>>126754
>because men acting like women is gay
But liking men that act like women, isn't.
6b7468 No.126756
>>126755
>roman rules
IMPLICIT
9fa124 No.126757
>>126750
Astolfo is not comparable to drinking piss from a puppy lad.
>>126755
I don't think the second one is worthy of 25% gay, that's more like 10% tbh.
6b7468 No.126758
>>126757
was that filmed in canada by any chance?
9fa124 No.126759
>>126758
I don't know what Canadians are supposed to look or sound like anymore so it could have been. Not that a strong ambiguously brown woman could be prosecuted for anything less than murder in any western society.
96c857 No.126760
>>126755
That sentence has only ever been uttered by gay trap lovers.
Explain to me why being attracted to other men isn't gay. Explain to me why it isn't perverse and deviant to be attracted to men debasing themselves, my misguided little (1)
6b7468 No.126762
off for some guitar playing tbh
>>126759
they have been mixie mixie aroundin recently… of course not, bestality is legal there
>>126760
artificial wombs meme
2189ce No.126763
So neo, do you like the idea of being tied up, or do you want to tie people up
6b7468 No.126764
6b7468 No.126765
>>126755
Locon isn't gay tbh
6b7468 No.126766
what iphone case should I get lads? thinking a cute moomin one tbh
569b4f No.126767
>>126760
Let's play a game, shall we?
If you can accurately guess all of the traps from the provided pictures, you're straight and you've won SPOT THE TRAP
If you fail, you're gay
6b7468 No.126768
2189ce No.126769
>>126767
trap
trap
huwhite woman
trap
trap
6b7468 No.126770
>>126767
ftm
trap
hon
two possibly ugly women
I would say trap but I feel there's a trick here
6b7468 No.126771
>>126766
>>126768
this forgot image
it's so cute
6b7468 No.126772
this looks like the closest one I can get smh
9fa124 No.126773
>>126763
Both.
>>126771
That is cute tbh. It's the relationship we're all searching for.
6b7468 No.126774
>>126773
I suppose it is. so wholesome. wish we could all watch moomin again but jews copyrighted half the series it's a shame.
01b995 No.126775
6b7468 No.126776
>Currently Unavailable
o-oh
9fa124 No.126777
>>>/brit/395207
SA keeps posting lewd things.
6b7468 No.126778
>>126777
he's the most undercover cuteboy in the brit/sphere/ tbh
c41d4c No.126779
>>126772
Bit feminine tbh but still cute
9fa124 No.126780
>>126778
Is he, dare I say, /ourlass/?
6b7468 No.126781
ok I have decided
this is the end of my shopping spree blog thanks for putting up with it
>>126779
yeah it's quite lovely
>>126780
he's too tsundere to be broken but he's a good lad really, besides occasional banning spree but that was more an old/brit thing.
01b995 No.126782
9fa124 No.126784
>daddy doesn't remember seeing the last hobbit movie even though he was right there with me at the time
>now he's watching it on the telly as if it's completely new to him
It was that bad I guess.
fb7294 No.126785
>>126781
That's cute and aesthetic, lass. I need a new one of those and a new phone. They bullied me when I tried to get a case since none of them fits my old phone
01b995 No.126786
>>126784
my mum is like that
6b7468 No.126787
>>126784
I enjoyed the hobbit films but I can't help but remember what it was like for McKellen when he had to shoot most of the movie talking his lines alone before the cgi dwarves were added in
fb7294 No.126788
>>126784
Wew. Guess they were just that bland. And there were 3 of them wew.
>see film with dad
>he falls asleep as he sits down and we have to wake him up when he begins to snore
fb7294 No.126789
>P-Peter, why are you filming my scenes first?
6b7468 No.126790
>>126785
thanks lad I think it'll improve mood a bit seeing a cute picture like that on my phone. smh don't you have a galaxy whatever? I heard they were the top of the line when I was in college 3 years ago
6b7468 No.126791
>>126789
DONT DO THIS TO ME
9fa124 No.126793
>>126787
>"Ian, I know this is going to sound strange, but we need you to act like you're a room full of people. To help you stay focused we've put a small picture of Bilbo's head on a stick."
>>126789
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
6b7468 No.126794
ok gonna practice for real now give me some (you)s I will return them for movie votes of your choice in the next poal
9fa124 No.126795
fb7294 No.126797
>>126794
Have fun lass. Going to do some driving tbh
2189ce No.126798
>>126784
My dad never remembers watching any films, but he was usually steaming drunk whenever we'd watch anything anyway
2189ce No.126800
>world peace came out one year ago today
AAAAAHHHHH
c10407 No.126802
>>126798
>it's a not being raised properly by daddy episode
If only he'd married a chinky lass smh
2189ce No.126803
>>126802
No, when I was old enough to be watching films properly, I'd also be drinking
It's just that he never remembers what he does or says whilst drunk, but I did.
c10407 No.126804
>>126803
>old enough to be watching films properly
2189ce No.126805
>>126804
I don't understand what you don't understand
c10407 No.126806
>>126805
Either you were old when you started "properly" watching films or you started drinking young.
78377f No.126807
Any of you lads or lasses up for a bit of the old jiggery pokery?
2189ce No.126808
>>126806
how young is starting drinking young
fb7294 No.126809
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fresh Golden One.
WTF, Varg? This is My Will and You Question It? The Temple of Iron is the Key to Glory
Top fucking kek
c10407 No.126811
>>126808
Below 16 I reckon. Regular drinking that is, it's good to give them alcohol younger than that but only under supervision.
c10407 No.126812
>>126809
>it's another Varg/TGO pissing contest
2189ce No.126813
>>126811
this conversation is over
fda7e7 No.126814
>>126391
Anyone else seeing this?
01b995 No.126815
>>126809
the golden one is legitimately crazy tbh
c10407 No.126816
>>126813
>miscegenist
>alcoholic
You have any other mental disturbances I should put in my report, lad?
fb7294 No.126817
https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/892567659342114816
BASED ARAB GOING AGAINST THE "WE WUZ ALWAYS DIVERSE MEME"
Article by him
https://medium.com/incerto/something-is-broken-in-the-uk-intellectual-sphere-7efc9a1f154a
Yes, this is somehow controversial and apparently there is a lot of twitter outrage
fb7294 No.126818
>>126815
How so? I don't really watch his videos.
fb7294 No.126819
>>126814
Top kek. That's great
01b995 No.126820
>>126818
the guy talks about himself in such high regard and one time Said "i do actually claim to be the true son of mother nature", which might seem like just normal golden lion shit but i think he meant it seriously. at the very least he has an ego problem which is clear from the montage videos.
c10407 No.126821
>>126817
>ethnic diversity in Roman Britain
Yeah, the Romans imported Germanics. Using Roman Britain is a non-starter for me anyway since we were a subjugated people and have an inalienable right to evict them and anything they imposed upon us.
fb7294 No.126822
>>126821
Well said, lad
>>126820
Yeah I think he admits to being narcissistic.
fda7e7 No.126823
>>126820
>>126822
I thought it was all meant to be tongue in cheek with him? That's why he would bring out teddy from time to time, just to make it clear that he's joking around, even if there is a serious message to what he's doing.
228c27 No.126824
>>126823
Autists like Britposter don't understand jokes lass
fb7294 No.126825
>>126823
I think he's a good and bit weird lad, but I don't think he's trying to hide that he's narcissistic tbh
228c27 No.126826
She's worked hard enough to be a little narcissistic tbh
I wish I could lick her golden nipples smh
fda7e7 No.126827
>>126825
No, he's not trying to hide it exactly, but he does kind of take the piss out of himself to make it clear he has some self awareness.
228c27 No.126828
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Let us perform this for our annual meetup musical performance
fda7e7 No.126829
>>126826
Hey, I'm a gayist like you now.
This relentless gay pride year has got to me, and I've finally been turned.
Love is love, why cant' you all wake up and see?
fb7294 No.126830
>>126826
Pic related, TBBK suckling on the Golden Cow's teats
>Then said Gangleri: "Where dwelt Ymir, or wherein did he find sustenance?"
>Hárr answered: "Straightway after the rime dripped, there sprang from it the cow called Auðumla; four streams of milk ran from her udders, and she nourished Ymir."
>Then asked Gangleri: "Wherewithal was the cow nourished?"
>And Hárr made answer: "She licked the ice-blocks, which were salty; and the first day that she licked the blocks, there came forth from the blocks
>in the evening a man's hair; the second day, a man's head; the third day the whole man was there. He is named Búri
96c857 No.126831
>>126823
He's narcissistic but he's self aware about it
01b995 No.126832
>>126822
i think crazy was the wrong word to use, just because hes upfront about being narssaistic doesnt mean that its any less "negative"
>>126823
yeah like i said i think crazy was the wrong word to use, its more just his insufferable narcissism that i cant stand tbh, just uploading a video of him wokring out so he can jerk off to it later
>>126824
>Autists
ironic
fb7294 No.126833
>>126829
>This relentless gay pride year has got to me, and I've finally been turned.
It never fucking ends. How can a month last a year?
>>126832
>yeah like i said i think crazy was the wrong word to use, its more just his insufferable narcissism that i cant stand tbh, just uploading a video of him wokring out so he can jerk off to it later
He has to please the lads who jerk off to him, lad.
01b995 No.126834
>>126831
yeah but just because he's self aware about it doesn't really change much, you can commit a crime and just because you confess to it doesn't mean that everything somehow fine
228c27 No.126835
>>126830
*grows larger horns*
>>126832
Kiss me autisto
c10407 No.126836
>>126832
>uploading a video of him wokring out so he can jerk off to it later
Wouldn't be surprised if quite a few people masturbated to his videos tbh
96c857 No.126837
>>126834
I more or less agree
01b995 No.126838
>>126835
no
>>126836
id rather not think about it tbh
fda7e7 No.126839
>>126833
>It never fucking ends. How can a month last a year?
They're doing it on purpose. Gay pride events in major cities are being staggered so there is one going on almost every month. That way gay activists can move around between each city, making it seem an even bigger event.
And the social media messages just keep on coming, over and over. As well as that, companies don't want to be seen to be bigoted, so they each support a gay pride in a different city, incorporating it into their advertising, so it just goes on and on.
I think they've over done it. It's been noticed, and people are just sick of it now.
Never. Ending. Gay. Pride.
fb7294 No.126840
>>126835
>*grows larger horns*
Impressive, lad
228c27 No.126841
>>126838
Awww poor wickle bwit poster being young and unbummed! I will take you anal cherry lass.
>>126839
Based. Wish everyone would be gay except for people of alternative hue so that we can finally be bread out smdh
01b995 No.126842
fb7294 No.126843
>>126839
>They're doing it on purpose. Gay pride events in major cities are being staggered so there is one going on almost every month. That way gay activists can move around between each city, making it seem an even bigger event.
Rooooo. Figured something like this was going on. And it allows the media to run it every fucking day.
228c27 No.126845
>>126842
You are a naughty boi and need a spanking!
fda7e7 No.126846
>>126843
>Figured something like this was going on. And it allows the media to run it every fucking day.
Yep. We've got Brighton coming up this week, and Manchester next month.
Every fucking city is having one, at different times, throughout the year. On and on it goes.
01b995 No.126847
228c27 No.126848
>>126847
*unbuttons your pantolons*
96c857 No.126850
>>126809
I don't blame him for indulging in narcissism, but he just doesn't have enough charisma and flare to justify it for me
c10407 No.126851
>>126846
>Brighton coming up this week
Would've thought Brighton would have one every week tbh
228c27 No.126852
>>126849
*takes paddle and slaps britposters botty*
>>126847
I know you like it lass smh
fb7294 No.126853
>tfw the worst thing niggers can say about whites are that we're quirky
>meanwhile they're responsible for half of the country's murders despite being only 12% of the population
228c27 No.126854
*goodboi pointz acquired*
228c27 No.126856
I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS I AM HE WHO POSTS
fb7294 No.126857
>>126855
For fuck's sake. It wasn't even funny and then they end on muh wage gap
fda7e7 No.126859
>>126853
Why is bringing a big bottle of water a cause for hate?
fb7294 No.126860
>>126859
I guess they're afraid to drown in it
01b995 No.126861
fb7294 No.126862
6b7468 No.126863
>>126795
>>126797
thanks laxs, have a nice drive
fb7294 No.126865
>>126863
Did your post take two hours to go through, lass?
6b7468 No.126866
>>126809
holy shit I actually missed this drama hahah
01b995 No.126867
>>126862
just reeeing into the abyss lad
6b7468 No.126868
>>126865
h-hehe yeah lad sorry I just go and reply after maybe I should reply to replies before I go
228c27 No.126869
>>126867
*strokes you calm*
fb7294 No.126870
>>126867
the abyss reees back, lad
01b995 No.126871
>>126869
thanks lass
>>126870
what does that phrase actually mean?
fb7294 No.126872
>>126871
>what does that phrase actually mean?
Not sure. Full quote:
>Whoever fights with monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster in the process. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
6b7468 No.126873
>>126869
are you a nice lad now lad?
01b995 No.126874
>>126872
when you hang around and investigate certain bad activities you wish to stop, it is important not to sink to their level. Because when you associate with bad activities they begin to associate with you?
228c27 No.126875
>>126873
I am a naughty bumbum, i am nice when i get good boi pointz but i am not nice when THE BULLIES attack smh or when eternal daddy thwarts my naughty boii plans msh
fb7294 No.126876
>>126874
Yeah I think that's pretty spot on
01b995 No.126877
>>126876
just a guess tbh.
*reeee's into the abyss anyway*
228c27 No.126878
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*begins to fall in love with the lasses*
01b995 No.126879
>>126878
dont bother lad its not worth it
fb7294 No.126880
>>126878
Would you love Britposter regardless of his looks?
228c27 No.126881
>>126880
I know britposter is a beautiful lass smh
01b995 No.126882
>>126880
i-im not that ugly tbh
fb7294 No.126883
>>126881
>>126882
smh didn't mean to imply Britposter is ugly
96c857 No.126884
>>126874
That is essentially the meaning
01b995 No.126885
>>126881
thanks lad
>>126883
kek, it certainly came off like it
>>126884
oh, good then
01b995 No.126886
96c857 No.126887
>>126886
Worry not lad, things will improve
fb7294 No.126888
>>126885
>kek, it certainly came off like it
Post a pic, lad. And TBBK too. We'll have to decide who will be the lass.
6b7468 No.126889
>>126888
watching with this with interest
01b995 No.126890
so what are you lads doing anyway?
>>126887
i know lad but it just feel really bad right now, hence the reeing into the abyss. dont know why but it makes me feel silly about it which makes it not as bad.
>>126888
woah there gchq
fb7294 No.126891
>>126890
>woah there gchq
You can trust me, lad. I have secrets on a lot of posters
>so what are you lads doing anyway?
Watching Britbong. NO. BULLIES
fb7294 No.126892
If you don't post a pic you're the lass by default tbh
228c27 No.126893
>>126888
*posts most recent photographic image*
01b995 No.126894
>>126891
i too have secrets on certain posters that are so juicy and suprising that it would totally change what you thought of that lad
>Watching Britbong
ah nice
9b7267 No.126895
Konnichiwa igirisu jin
Tanaka from the imperium here
where the white wiminz at?
fb7294 No.126896
>>126894
Let's share secrets in Bongo Bongo Land, lad
What are you up to?
Gooks out
01b995 No.126897
>>126892
lass this is newbrit, everyones a lass
>>126895
they're all in france, off you trot
9b7267 No.126898
>>126897
No
I want English girl
Give me
6b7468 No.126899
>>126891
>You can trust me, lad. I have secrets on a lot of posters
that sounds kinda ominous tbh
imagine the power you hold with all that information
01b995 No.126900
>>126898
laaassss i know, all the english girls are in france so off you go
fb7294 No.126901
>>126899
>tfw people think they can delete their Bongo Bongo Land history
>tfw they think I'm unaware of this
>tfw I've just capped the juicy bits
9fa124 No.126902
Why isn't there a JAPPED.com?
01b995 No.126903
>>126896
cant im at my dad's and i wouldnt say these secrets because they are that fucking insane i wouldnt do that to them
9b7267 No.126904
>>126900
Why are the Engurish in Furansu?
9b7267 No.126905
>>126902
i like the way you think
6b7468 No.126906
>>126901
*hax0rs into your mind*
fb7294 No.126907
>>126902
Why?
>>126903
smh now I want them more, lad
01b995 No.126908
>>126904
job opportunities lad
96c857 No.126909
>>126890
Try to acknowledge your feelings without paying credence to them lad. Bring them into focus but don't build onto it with analytics, let it arise and dissipate naturally. Emotions cannot be resolved by ignoring them, you have to acknowledge them to resolve them. But don't go any further than acknowledging lest you start thinking about it.
Tbh.
As for me,
This ghost is here to stay
He survived the blast
Get ready, get ready to say
I've found my niche at last
A prisoner of the past
9b7267 No.126910
>>126908
there are plenty of jobs in england
stop pulling my leg
96c857 No.126911
>>126891
>mfw the 'good listener' 22st has nothing on I
01b995 No.126912
>>126907
tbf i would never share secrets with someone who would trade them like currency but i also wouldnt give one out without expecting one back so its a bit of a catch 22
>>126909
ok lad i'll give it a go lad, thanks
>>126910
nah mate the poles took em all
228c27 No.126913
9b7267 No.126915
>>126912
>nah mate the poles took em all
send them back and replace them with japanese people
01b995 No.126917
>>126915
too late mate, they're all settled up now
96c857 No.126919
>>126914
You heard me secret man, your gaping ears have non of my secrets!
9b7267 No.126920
>>126917
fuk sake
i'm not happy about this
fb7294 No.126921
>>126919
Oh, that's true. Give me some of them, lad
01b995 No.126922
>>126916
lmao it just made me focus on it more and my mind would wander. reeeee tbqhwyl
96c857 No.126923
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
There's nary a song more touching and relatable than "mister difficult" tbh
96c857 No.126925
>>126922
That's the important part lad. You have to go past the threshold, especially if it's a troubling thought. Don't be afraid to think about it a little more. Your mind will eventually wonder, it will wonder when it's done with the train of thought.
9fa124 No.126928
>>126907
Just seems like something that should exist in this age of pornographic debauchery but doesn't. Not even the japs are pushing riceburning..
01b995 No.126929
>>126925
i didnt ask for these feels smh. so what am i looking for "past the threshold"
228c27 No.126930
fb7294 No.126931
>>126928
Japped would be AMWM, wouldn't it?
6b7468 No.126932
>>126928
Asians are harder to influence asians because they can't as easily blend in
6b7468 No.126933
>>126932
Jews find it harder*
fb7294 No.126935
>>126932
How do you do, fellow Asians?
96c857 No.126936
>>126929
In order to acknowledge the emotion, you need to acknowledge *all* of the feelings relating to this situation, not 50% of them or something. You might think that you don't care to keep on thinking about it just before you hit 100% because they make you feel bad. Just follow through to 100%. But don't try think about them more than you need; don't pull these thoughts into your focus, nor should you push them out of it. Don't analyse it and consider what you could've done better - just feel the emotion and let it pass
01b995 No.126937
>>126923
lad this album is fucking sick
96c857 No.126938
>>126934
I really like fatal frame tbh
01b995 No.126939
>>126936
oh alright lad, that makes sense
9fa124 No.126940
>>126930
What's the matter with you lad?
>>126931
You mean it would be gay?
>>126932
They like their hafus and foreign women in the animes so it can't be that unpopular. Maybe they're just too respectful or awkward to pursue that in the 3D world.
96c857 No.126941
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>126937
You're damn fucking right it is lad, it's probably one of my favourites. You should check out the band. You might also like this little piece:
96c857 No.126942
>>126926
>>126934
I'd imperium amano tsukiko tbh
fb7294 No.126943
>>126940
>You mean it would be gay?
oh, fuck. No
6b7468 No.126944
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw you love the Specials but half their songs are anti-nationalist ant-racist subversion
fb7294 No.126945
>>126940
>They like their hafus and foreign women in the animes so it can't be that unpopular. Maybe they're just too respectful or awkward to pursue that in the 3D world.
>Implying that's not just the kind of things the Jews would push
6b7468 No.126946
>>126940
I don't think they have enough immigrants to mix about too much yet but if the Japanese Brazilians are anything to go there's a high probability they will
01b995 No.126947
>>126941
yeah i will, cheers
96c857 No.126948
Might quickly shit post to
>(100)
lads
6b7468 No.126949
>>126948
you druids shame us with post counts now
6b7468 No.126950
does anyone wanna see the new hat my dad got me..
fb7294 No.126951
>>126948
wew just hit my 100
01b995 No.126952
01b995 No.126953
fb7294 No.126954
96c857 No.126955
>>126949
You lads have your champion 22st. Though it is certainly true that we druids are better shit posters on average. Step your game up lads
>>126951
congratulations my son
6b7468 No.126956
>>126952
>>126954
ahhhh have to charge my phone, it'll surprise you or not
>>126955
smh I'll try and take this as a lesson to get back funning the thread
01b995 No.126958
>>126956
nah im sure its good
96c857 No.126959
>>126956
> to get back funning the thread
?????
9fa124 No.126961
>>126957
Good for hunting witches tbh.
6b7468 No.126962
>>126961
please don't wickerman me lads
96c857 No.126963
>>126960
OH
>>126961
I hope not. Witches are female druids tbh
96c857 No.126964
Tbh lads
I *really* like loose low cut tops
6b7468 No.126966
>>126964
laid back style tbh
>>126965
HAHA NO ITS NOTHING LIKE THIS! DADDY IS JUST A BIT TO THE LEFT
96c857 No.126967
>>126966
That it is. Suits me perfectly tbh
and you get to show all the pretty girlies your skin
fb7294 No.126968
>>126966
Oh so it's just in the centre. based. Bit exotic
96c857 No.126969
I want a big fucking coat lads
01b995 No.126970
96c857 No.126971
>>126970
I bet it's fluffy heaven
even in the winter you could wear a loose ass low cut top and you'd still be snug
01b995 No.126972
01b995 No.126973
tbf that dude is a total jew
96c857 No.126975
6b7468 No.126976
alright lads I know it's not your thing but apparently it's an authentic soviet hat… like the design honestly but would like to replace you know what with something a by fashy
thanks daddy for the gift btw it is a nice hat
96c857 No.126977
>>126974
Gooks always have shit eyebrows. It'd never work tbh
96c857 No.126978
Everyone needs a denim jacket tbh
fb7294 No.126979
>>126976
TOP KEK
I was actually going to link one like that instead of the Corbyn one. Kek
01b995 No.126980
>>126974
what a horrible thing to say
>>126975
this fucking fat fuck i know, been drinking a bit and now all i can think about is him
>>126976
lad that is simultaneously very cool and traitorous at the same time
96c857 No.126981
>>126976
Lad you cant cover the hammer and sickle, it's part of the design.
>>126980
whats his deal lad
fb7294 No.126982
>>126976
Did he get you some socks too?
01b995 No.126983
>>126981
ah tbf he didnt do anything wrong and he would always gives me free weed but he's just gotten in my way and i hate him tbh. ut tbf he is quit nice but its hard to explain
96c857 No.126984
tbh lads padded jackets are pretty aesthetic
01b995 No.126985
96c857 No.126986
>>126983
We're all travelers walking the same road lad, don't judge him too harshly
96c857 No.126987
>>126985
what's your style chum
01b995 No.126988
>>126986
nah lad i kno but he is just ugh. needs to go away
>>126987
dont really know but definatly not that padded coat
96c857 No.126989
I want some jeans decked out with patches lads
I'm gonna do it lads
01b995 No.126990
96c857 No.126991
>>126988
Has he done you any wrong?
6b7468 No.126992
>>126979
kek you know well lad
>>126980
I know lad, it's the symbol of our enemy, but I do find it cool that it's more a relic now the ussr has collapsed
>>126981
I think you're right there tbh
>>126982
m-maybe I have lad, maybe not *sweats*
fb7294 No.126993
>>126992
>m-maybe I have lad, maybe not *sweats*
P-post them, lass
01b995 No.126994
>>126991
AH kindaa, but its more my fault but i still hate him, fuck him. actually no actually fuck that guy, he kinda did do something wrong just not to me and he got rewarded for it, cunt
>>126992
exactly what i thought, its certainly cool from a historical prospective
9fa124 No.126995
>>126976
Does he collect communist memorabilia?
96c857 No.126996
We should all endeavor for muscular legs lads. Muscular legs in fancy jeans are up and coming
>>126992
Just wear it "ironically"
>>126994
Are you /sure/ you don't wanna talk about it lad?
01b995 No.126997
>>126996
i would in the Bongo Bongo Land private messages but im at my dads FUCK
96c857 No.126998
Alright lads.
I'm off for some cheese. When I return I shall hit (100)
brb
>>126997
Can't you get it on phone?
fb7294 No.126999
>>126996
Thanks a lot, Rippetoe
01b995 No.127000
>>126998
nah i used a junk email for my Bongo Bongo Land so i cant at it, have nice cheese
01b995 No.127001
fb7294 No.127002
fb7294 No.127003
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fb7294 No.127007
>>127005
Thanks, lad
>>127006
You drunk?
01b995 No.127008
(even the annoying ones) like neolassshots fired
01b995 No.127009
fb7294 No.127010
>>127008
Careful, lad…. *orbits her*
6b7468 No.127011
>>126993
ahh I'm really shy to post stuff like that recently because lots more people seem hostile against it
>>126995
n-no why would he do that? it's not like there's a vietnam flag baseball cap in the bedroom. there's a map in the kitchen from the 80s I find really interesting, finding all the defunct nations on the map - that may be a bit autistic
he is a bit of a collector tbf, old stereo systems and what have you.
>>126996
>Just wear it "ironically"
tbh
01b995 No.127012
fb7294 No.127013
>>127011
>ahh I'm really shy to post stuff like that recently because lots more people seem hostile against it
L-lass guess I'll be getting them in private on Bongo Bongo Land
01b995 No.127014
>>127013
>>127011
so are you lads like legit gay?
fb7294 No.127015
01b995 No.127016
>>127015
are you sure? cuz you lads do this like alot
fb7294 No.127017
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fb7294 No.127018
please stop spoilering pics I didn't mean to spoiler
01b995 No.127019
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fb7294 No.127021
>>127019
Lass my irony is a shield. I can do anything and get away with it if I'm not serious.
01b995 No.127022
>>127021
that makes sense i think
7a29cc No.127023
>>127013
This is complete bullshite. Pembs ought to post juicy pics here otherwise he's basically implying he hates the userbase.
post moar pics now lass
01b995 No.127024
fb7294 No.127025
>>127023
smh what would you do with such pics, lad?
>>127022
Based drunken logic
Seems like a lot of people drink by themselves. How is it?
01b995 No.127027
ah ya funny lads
>>127025
i dont usually get drunk y myself, but this is a special occasion
>>127026
Aww lass i didnt mean it like that
01b995 No.127029
why did me and hertz fall out again? i just remmeber it was my fault because i was on my man period
fb7294 No.127030
>>127026
What did she mean by this?
>>127027
What's the occasion, lad?
>>127029
You had a falling out? My memory sucks tbh. That was a few days ago wasn't it?
fb7294 No.127031
now I'm curious… but I am too lazy to go back and check smh
fda7e7 No.127032
>>127030
Just realised I missed Flim Friday.
What film did I miss?
01b995 No.127033
>>127030
>What's the occasion, lad?
im fluctuating between anger and sadness so i'm drinking to take my mind off it
>You had a falling out? My memory sucks tbh. That was a few days ago wasn't it?
nah it was ages ago, all i remeber was i knew he was in the right but i was to full of pride to say it, cunt tbh
>>127031
dont bother it doesnt matter my frog faced freind
fb7294 No.127034
7a29cc No.127035
>>127025
>smh what would you do with such pics, lad?
nothing lewd of course
fda7e7 No.127036
>>127034
Never heard of it. Any good?
fb7294 No.127037
>>127035
Just documenting them. I see
>>127033
>im fluctuating between anger and sadness so i'm drinking to take my mind off it
ahhh tell uss, lad
>>127036
Didn't watch it, it was a film from 2001 about niggers and drugs. The ones who watched it seemed to like it
01b995 No.127038
>>127037
nah, its bad lad hint: im angry at myself
7a29cc No.127039
Don't just mention sock/feet pics and then change the topic. C'mon now.
leaving tbh
6b7468 No.127040
>>127023
I don't know lad I feel like I'd be really judged for it unlike /newbritpolitics/ tbh
fda7e7 No.127041
>>127037
>a film from 2001 about niggers and drugs
wut?
6b7468 No.127042
>>127027
>>127030
meant to reply to someone else haha awkward
96c857 No.127043
Best way to eat cheese is to suck it like a gumball tbh
>>126997
>>127000
Well lad if it's still on your mind by the time your by your PC then feel free to send me a DM
And it is ty
>>126999
>>127001
Ain't nothing wrong with it tbh
>>127011
>spoiler
Lad you're walking a dangerous road
>>127029
when did that happen?
>>127036
It was fucking hilarious tbh
01b995 No.127044
>>127042
not awkward, have some fucking slef confidence
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fb7294 No.127046
>>127038
not the best thing to dwell on tbh
01b995 No.127047
>>127043
>Well lad if it's still on your mind by the time your by your PC then feel free to send me a DM
cheers lad, your th elad
>when did that happen?
ages ago
>>127046
oh but its hard not to lad, i am a faliure is every sense of the word.
96c857 No.127048
>>127045
You should stop showering and cleaning you teeth for a month, and then walk around in a shopping/town centre with a pink dress and a dildo strapped to your head.
You'd probably be less self conscious after that
>>127047
He'll naw nigga
YOU the lad
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6ca3f0 No.127050
>>127045
Get on benzos then.
Didn't you go see a shrink for it a week or so ago?
01b995 No.127051
>>127048
HAHA thanks lad, you the lad
fb7294 No.127052
>>127047
>oh but its hard not to lad, i am a faliure is every sense of the word.
didn't you have a good time the other day, lad?
01b995 No.127053
>>127052
hedonism is not what i measure sucess by
fb7294 No.127054
>>127053
Oh, right. You want to be a wagie
9fa124 No.127055
Night night.
>>127040
It's our board and we should be free to do whatever we like tbh. If we can't feel comfortable here of all places then /newbrit/ will have been for nothing.
6b7468 No.127056
>>127048
humiliation on that scale will send me to hikkidom for life
>>127050
yeah it's a bit intrusive to talk specifics like that, not GCHQ, but I wouldn't mind talking about similar things
96c857 No.127057
>>127055
night fam
>>127056
Or you'd come out of it a stronger man
01b995 No.127059
>>127054
are you implying you measure your success by the meaningless fun you've had? Lad i have done litterally nothing with my life, any hobby ive taken up i've dropped within a year, no outstanding acheivments of any kind, i havent even had a propper lass because im to much of a coward
>>127055
night night famalamadingdong
6b7468 No.127060
>>127055
goodnight lass I know exactly what you mean lass but I don't know what can be done at this point… I would like to go to the early days but honestly what feasible options are there
6ca3f0 No.127062
>>127056
>yeah it's a bit intrusive to talk specifics like that, not GCHQ, but I wouldn't mind talking about similar things
My fault for trying to empathize with neurotypicals. Back to (1)dom.
fb7294 No.127063
>>127059
>are you implying you measure your success by the meaningless fun you've had? Lad i have done litterally nothing with my life, any hobby ive taken up i've dropped within a year, no outstanding acheivments of any kind, i havent even had a propper lass because im to much of a coward
No. I'm just not good at cheering people up
6b7468 No.127064
>>127062
lad please don't go lad
lad
fb7294 No.127065
and I feel the same way smh
01b995 No.127066
>>127063
oh, thanks for tying lad
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fb7294 No.127068
>it's a cat doesn't use the cat door but insists on me opening the door for it episode
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
96c857 No.127069
>>127059
You're still young lad. Achievements aren't to be made in days, months or even years. It is their nature. You'll find your niche. And even if you fuck up for 10 years you'll still be young and pretty by the end of it
01b995 No.127070
>>127069
yeah you're right. fuck that guy though, fo real. he was so fuckin smug the next day
01b995 No.127071
>tfw you have to remake you rbed
cant be arsed
fb7294 No.127072
>>127062
*filters (1)s*
lad… I'll never see you again
fb7294 No.127073
>>127071
Where's your mummy, lad?
01b995 No.127074
>>127073
out somehwere with her fucking cunt boyfreind
6b7468 No.127076
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>127071
do it in the morning after a shower lad
6b7468 No.127077
>>127074
single mummy feels, sorry lad
3b10c6 No.127078
>>127064
>>127072
Don't know who that lad is you're responding to, but he seems depressed.
Hope he's alright
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01b995 No.127080
>>127076
i did but i trashed it when i got home today
>>127077
why are we burdened with these feels
>>127079
I couldnt, he's like 6'2 and 180lbs
fb7294 No.127081
>>127078
Do you really think he's depressed, lad?
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6b7468 No.127083
>>127078
I hope he's alright as well, how can we cheer him up?
102b43 No.127084
>>126583
I think you need to be insured on it as well
2189ce No.127085
>>127084
it depends on your policy
01b995 No.127086
>>127084
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
fb7294 No.127087
>>127082
>bullying her when she's gone to bed
smh
>>127080
>I couldnt, he's like 6'2 and 180lbs
And you are?
01b995 No.127088
>>127084
LAADD ITS YA BOI
>>127087
5'8" 145 lbs
96c857 No.127089
>>127070
Don't worry lad, he can be as smug as he wants. He's down here with the rest of us. If he wants to be smug while he's stuck in shit then let him.
>>127082
yes
>>127084
Bonsoir, mon ami
2189ce No.127090
>>127087
>>bullying her when she's gone to bed
lad she ignored me when i senf her s post
i think sy yihiteopiofxchjokltfc poykjny idy hrty gdisly rdjklfcn
6b7468 No.127091
>>127090
>i think sy yihiteopiofxchjokltfc poykjny idy hrty gdisly rdjklfcn
lad what does it mean when you do this?
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01b995 No.127093
>>127089
but he's not stuck in shit he did an immoral thing and it just happened to pay off its bullshit and i could have dont i but didnt fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvk HIM
>>127091
Its asain
01b995 No.127094
>>127092
LAAAAAAAAAAD how are you, where have you bean
01b995 No.127095
>>127091
lass all of these gifs are class tbh
96c857 No.127096
>>127093
Lad he made a short term gain, but at the end of the day we're all the same. You should be content knowing that you did the right thing lad
6b7468 No.127097
>>127093
all gibberish to me tbh
>>127095
tbh I stole them all from this weird spammer who derailed any /brit/ raids on /pol/ but yeah they're nice
3b10c6 No.127098
>>127081
>>127083
>Do you think he's depressed, lad?
Autists can't be depressed tbh.
Gizmodo has the full anti-diversity screed circulating at google:
http://archive.fo/q50IY
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01b995 No.127100
>its a lack of sleep and mandy mild paranoia episode
>>127096
no what he got out of it is certainly long term tbh, IM NOT THOU. I want to tell you what happened but everytime i type it i just feel so fucking pathetic .
>>127097
same, its doesnt matter where you got the gifs
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fda7e7 No.127103
>>127087
What's happening next Film Friday?
6b7468 No.127104
>>127101
gogarooddnn neiight lad
6b7468 No.127105
>>127098
I think they can be sometimes tbh
96c857 No.127106
>>127101
G'night mi bonny lad
>>127100
Well don't type it lad, if it's still bugging you tomorrow we'll figure something out. But for now, just be content knowing that what's happened has happened and there isn't any changing it. No sense being bothered by the unchangeable right?
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01b995 No.127108
>>127106
you're right lad, i know your right but it just doesn sit well with me.
>>127107
i kno wlad, but you were hardly an angel when you were younger
01b995 No.127109
smh where did anprim go smh smh
96c857 No.127110
Did a doodle tbh
>>127108
Just watch some youtube videos and chill lad. You'll get this shit sorted later, believe it fam
allow it
01b995 No.127111
how the fuck is it 1 oclock already
6b7468 No.127112
>>127108
hahah true lad not judging. never had paranoia off that tbh
102b43 No.127113
>>127094
I'm good, chilling with friends and saying nigger out loud lile a naughty boi howabout you lad?
96c857 No.127114
>>127111
this is a good question. I'd prefer a little more night b4 beddybyes tbh
01b995 No.127115
>>127110
yeah alright lad
>>127112
i got it if i dont sleep anyway, the E's just emphasizing it for some reason
>>127113
just drinking and posting tbh
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96c857 No.127117
>>127116
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the nights my favourite time of the day
Gimme more time gosh plssssss
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6b7468 No.127119
>>127111
>>127114
these are the best hours
01b995 No.127120
>>127119
early morning is the best time of the day
102b43 No.127121
>>127115
Good stuff lad good stuff
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6b7468 No.127123
might go for a late nightwalk tbh
01b995 No.127124
>>127123
gowan son, they're great
102b43 No.127125
Drunk David Bowie karaoke lads
>>127089
Ey lado
01b995 No.127126
>>127125
mate you were bron for that kareoke
01b995 No.127127
want to sleep but need to finish beer
01b995 No.127128
MATE (100) On the autism scale
6b7468 No.127129
>>127127
make sure to stay hydrated
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01b995 No.127131
>>127129
what are you a doctor? jeez
>>127130
YEAH BOI
new thread soon
96c857 No.127132
>>127131
I'm gonna make it tbh
*stares at anprim*
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102b43 No.127135
>>127132
Ey lad no hard feelings be quick or be new thread
102b43 No.127136
>>127126
Fucking congrats lad and thanks