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earwax Gastarbeiter 10/31/17 (Tue) 18:33:16 No.87676
<he claims to be really into music
>yet he doesn't clean his ears
Gastarbeiter 10/31/17 (Tue) 21:02:24 No.87682
>>87676
I don't produce ear wax unless I'm sick
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Gastarbeiter 10/31/17 (Tue) 23:09:31 No.87686
Ever try listening to metal with clean ears?
Gastarbeiter 11/01/17 (Wed) 00:42:01 No.87689
>he doesn't listen to music at such high volumes that his earwax and hearing disintegrates
Gastarbeiter 11/01/17 (Wed) 06:44:09 No.87709
>"better clean my ears!"
>push cotton swab so far in ear it penetrates ear drum
>repeat and become deaf in both ears
"he used to be really into music"
Gastarbeiter 11/01/17 (Wed) 09:24:33 No.87719
>>87709
Blow warm water into your ears with a syringe and wait for the candle to pop his head out.
Gastarbeiter 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:44:55 No.87726
>cleaning your own ears
>not having your mommy do it for you
what's it like being a pleb?
Gastarbeiter 11/02/17 (Thu) 01:31:00 No.87747
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>Not listening to music while having your ears clogged, caked with earwax, and with earplugs in order to completely protect your hearing
Fucking hipster
Gastarbeiter 11/13/17 (Mon) 00:00:36 No.88185
>Not collecting your earwax to make candles that you stick back in your ears and burn while listening to Barbie Girl on high volume on repeat until there is no more candle
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Gastarbeiter 11/20/17 (Mon) 16:14:04 No.88458
<2017
<listening with your ears
(((aural sensations))) are a myth, I just turn the bass up and wait till my soy-tits jiggle to the sound
Gastarbeiter 11/21/17 (Tue) 13:49:25 No.88507
you could take Peter Griffin's way out
Gastarbeiter 11/25/17 (Sat) 06:09:02 No.88626
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>not letting your earwax build up and then get a doctor to scrap all that shit out leaving you with a very orgasmic feeling in your ears
Gastarbeiter 11/26/17 (Sun) 15:03:10 No.88680
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>>88626
Gastarbeiter 01/10/18 (Wed) 20:55:13 No.90115
How do you know if you have that? Any pictures of it?
Gastarbeiter 01/10/18 (Wed) 21:10:58 No.90116
>doctor
yeah, not paying three grand or whatever for a doctor when I can get an orgasm much cheaper at a massage parlor
Gastarbeiter 01/26/18 (Fri) 01:14:53 No.90459
>>90116
>paying for a basic health service
your typical burger, señores
Gastarbeiter 01/26/18 (Fri) 07:28:13 No.90462
>>88680
i searched for that pic for ages
thank you
Gastarbeiter 01/26/18 (Fri) 14:38:41 No.90471
>Intentionally neglect yourself for a few seconds of satisfaction that is the result of you stopping neglecting yourself.
You must be the type of anon who advises for circumcision because you don't even think of maybe washing your dick at least once a day.
Gastarbeiter 02/05/18 (Mon) 18:03:39 No.90768
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earwax is zen.