No.86247
>Drummer has an R30 drum kit
>only uses snares and cymbals
No.86270
No.86283
Nasal female singing with vocal fry (Rihanna, Adele, etc)
No.86293
How every single female vocalist in a psychedelic/shoegaze group today sings in the exact same raspy "cool" voice
No.86294
>Slow and moody piano renditions of pop songs sung by women using that shitty Lorde-wannabe voice
>When a song uses a literal cliche phrase as it's hook
>Any female pop singer's voice in the past decade, they all sound exactly the same
>Ukuleles, I've always fucking hated the sound of those
No.86295
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>cool beat
>shitty rap lyrics or chick wailing over it
I hate this shit so much.
Here's an example. Thank fuck the producer released an instrumental.
No.86430
>>86293
>>86283
These
>>86294
>Slow and moody piano renditions of pop songs sung by women using that shitty Lorde-wannabe voice
Holy shit this too. If they keep it up sooner or later every 90s club/rave song is going to have a 10s pop interpretation of it. If anyone touches 2 Unlimited's No Limit there will be consequences.
No.86439
>>86431
tbh for me it is
>using only 4 chords throughout the entire song
No.86451
>the song is extremely stripped back but it's mellow so it gets a free pass by stoners and girls on Tumblr
>rock song about love, fuck Led Zeppelin
>song is going on a romantic/higher octave/spaceship/sunset progression whatever the fuck it is but recedes back to the lower octave i.e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20cm1woKM9Y
>song has 2 fucking chords
>pretentious sad-sounding song that vaguely talks about past relationship
>emo haircut
>trap/mumble in general
>"rock" music that's really just pop with a domineering guitar
Music is full of faggots and people wanting to be famous there is nothing with ingenuity anymore and the general climate of music is very simple and soft talking about whatever horse shit gets out there "artistic juices".
No.86454
>>86295
So we got a quasi-human reciting quasi-poetry over quasi-music.
No.86456
>Faggots with not music knowledge complaining about how many chords a song has
No.86464
All singer-songwriter music.
No.86473
No.86483
>>86247
>phone mixing and mastering (most modern popular music)
>loudness war
>Build-up bass drop formula
>vocals mixed absurdly loud for no reason
>the modern indie Lorde voice that every accoustic singer does now
>trap rap
>that thing rappers do where they don't even bother with timing and just talk over the track
>mumble trap rap
>no instrumental version released
>PUSSY MONEY BITCHES
No.86484
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>>86454
There are really good songs on that album, but the lyrics all suck. The most famous of which was embed related. You know Mad Men's theme? Yeah, it was originally a fucking rap song.
The instrumentals were so popular that when the producer released a lyricless version of the album it actually sold more than the one with Mr. Niggy Noggy rapping over it.
No.86485
>>86483
Is the Lorde voice the sound of someone singing with no hard emphasis and like they're giving their last breathe.
No.86508
>>86485
I only described it that way because somebody else did and it seems to fit (unless I'm misremembering what she sounds like). I don't know how to explain it well but it's like they do this wooaaaooooaaaaoooaaaoo type shit constanty. It's fucking everywhere now, it's like the default style now.
No.86509
No.86512
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>>86485
This is the only example I can think of at the moment, but pretty much like this.
No.86515
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>>86439
>using only 4 chords throughout the entire song
>>86451
>song has 2 fucking chords
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
No.86516
>>86515
2 chords back and forth, I don't know about time signatures but 2 strums for each chord in a song with 2 chords automatically pisses me off.
No.86517
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>>86515
>>86516
>not listening to pure sine waves that don't change frequency ever and stay the one note the whole time
Fucking plebs
No.86520
>>86517
that's some soviet mind control shit right there
No.86525
>lyrics stretched out awkwardly
>repetitive lyrics
>shitty lyrics in general
>repetitive choruses
>>86293
Not really that prevalent in japan, thankfully.
>>86294
>ukuleles
>twinkling xylophones
>mfw
>>86451
I agree with you anon, but
>no creativity anymore, music is dead
There's definitely good, modern, shit out there, it's just harder to find.
>>86483
>I'm a spiritual lyrical individual
>Skippin' and flippin' and dippin'
>The illest, the killest, the skill of the willest
>I'm the realest, I'm the realest
>I'm bringin' real hip hop back, don't you ever forget it
No.86551
>>86451
>rock song about love
soooooo 95% of them?
No.86698
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>song related
>especially the stupid filter in the refrain
I'm so fucking pissed everytime i hear it.
No.86733
>instrumental starts the song
>rapper/artist goes "aight.. aight here we go.." or some other variant
Good fucking god I hate this. It's usually hip-hop or rap but sometimes other genres do this too (like saying '1-2-3-4' to start the instrumentals, which would be fine for live performances but leave that shit off the studio recording). Would you start off a movie by saying "Aaaand, action!"? No, no you wouldn't.
No.86734
>>86733
I hate it even more when they spout out their own name and then a list of random producer names or something
No.86737
>>86733
>Would you start off a movie by saying "Aaaand, action!"?
I don't know, sounds like something Mel Brooks, National Lampoon or the Monty Python crew would've done.
No.86744
>>86733
>>86734
Don't listen to rap, problem solved.
No.86751
>>86744
>problem solved
except Lady Gaga does it too
No.86754
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>>86295
I like MF Doom but I'm not a fan of this one.
No.86857
>>86431
>>86247
Listen to a single modern Broadway voice, male or female, and you'll know exactly what I fucking hate.
And fuck people who can sing and play piano or guitar but only know a few songs or a few chords, it's all or nothing bitch, music if for humanity and it's how we fill time, not for you to get laid or attention.
No.86858
>>86857
music is gay and so are you anon
No.87030
>all people listen to now is rap and rock is pretty much dead
>rappers do sign of the horns
>rap fans still wear punk and metal band t-shirts even though they shit all over them
i dont hate rap i just hate how popular it is and how most rap fans have shit taste in rap
No.87033
>>86914
>I like slapdash albums without cohesion
No.87045
>>87030
>rap fans
it's okay, you can say "niggers" here
No.87048
>It's not good or bad! It's just different!
No.87703
>drummer says 1, 2, 3, 4!
smh
No.87705
>recording has musician audibly pick up/put down his instrument
No.89506
No.89517
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rap.
It's quite a bit worse when white guys shrug, saying "I can't sing" so they rap. video = mOrzgbshMUU if you've the stomach for it.
No.89520
>>87703
To be honest, I'm just happy when a drummer can count that high.
No.89522
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>>86456
This. The verse in song related has no repeating chord pattern and the chorus has two alternating chords, but the quality doesn't just suddenly drop during the chorus.
No.89558
>want to listen to vaporwave on the jewtube/bandcamp
>95% of every search result is trap music
>no way to differentiate between trapshit and everything else because the "artists" just classify everything as vaporwave/some other subgenre
No.89559
>>89558
to be fair, genres are extremely fuzzy
No.89562
>>89558
The same fucking thing happened to dubstep.
Wanna listen to dubstep? Here's some shitty wubwubwub shit!
What people refer to as "dubstep" is usually one of six different genres, most commonly something like electro house or post-hardcore.
I fucking blame Skrillex for this
No.89599
>>89562
>>89558
Same thing with IDM. Look it up on Bandcamp, most of it is completely generic techno, but it has one beep in it somewhere, so the artist classified it as IDM.
No.89656
>>86431
The 50s progression works in synthpop.
No.89660
What I hate the most is melodies.
No.89669
>>89660
I personally have the most disdain for the sounds
No.89670
>>89669
>>89660
I'm sick of these so called "musicians" who all bandwagon vibrations as a medium. Give me some painted music, or text music for once you fucking hacks.
No.90577
Instrumentals are god-like, but voice is either too weak or too strong.
Examples:
>Millencolin
>System of a Down
>Limp Bizkit
No.90598
>the beat is starting to get really interesting
>song fades out
Why do artist do this?
No.90603
>99% of all vocal samples in old big beat and hiphop
>beginning an album or track with a short dialog from a radio or television show from the 50's or 60's, usually about manipulating sound
>unnecessarily long and repetitive tracks
>generic music in whatever shape or form it comes in
why there gotta be so many artists working against themselves.
STOP WASTING MY MOTHER FUCKING TIME
>>89558
relatable, but it shouldn't be that hard to find vaporwave on youtube
but fuck people who make generic garbage and leech of genre names just to get listens
No.90604
>Full version of a song is only on vinyl
>Song is released on DVD, but not on CD
No.90605
>instrumental is incredible
>vocals are either nignog rap shit about "how much money and pussy I get, dawg" or some whiny 20-something Californian who can't sing
>no instrumental version exists
No.90764
Trance/ED that has a buildup/crescendo/climax whatever it's called, fucking ruins the whole track immediately.
No.91153
threads like this make me feel like a failure as a musician on every level.
No.91154
>>91153
reevaluating what you like and don't like is a crucial part of making music.
No.91155
>mentions california
I'm sick of this shithole everywhere, music, films, tv, everywhere. Not even an american.
No.91343
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>when an otherwise decent song has a drooling retard tier bassline
No.91344
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>when the whole album sounds better as an instrumental
No.91345
>>91155
I'm guessing you don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers?
No.91351
>song fades out and you can still hear when the band stops
>digital clipping, over compression, and other loudness wars shit, especially on "remastered" albums
>"remastered" albums that are actually taken from different sources or featuring re-recorded parts
>album is released in "surround sound" but is clearly upmixed from a stereo source
No.91402
>good black metal
>overproduced
Taake ruined their 2nd and 3rd album with this.
No.91600
>Buy an album off bandcamp
>Download the flac because I'm not a pleb
>It's literally a transcoded mp3
This should be illegal
No.91633
>>91600
Holy shit do people actually do this? Refund that shit asap.
No.91676
>6 minute build up in a 10 minute track
No.91728
>>91676
>But duuuuude, you're supposed to take the track in maaaaan!
Fuck off with that noise, figuratively and literally. A song should have 1 minute of buildup at most. If you need an instrumental wind-down, put it in the middle or towards the end of the 12" version.
No.91739
>>91676
t. anti-prog or anti-classical fag
No.91767
>>91676
kingcrimson.mp3
I love them as much as the next guy but holy shit get on with the music already. I'm tired of hearing some minimalist guitar plucking with bells in the background because "muh buildup"
No.91917
No.91943
>>91739
Classical doesn't do this much. Usually it starts out straightforwardly. When Ravel did it in Boléro (which is structurally pretty much just one big crescendo of 15 minutes), and since his mental health went down the drain a couple years later, some critics have accused the composition of being a result of him already losing his mind.
No.91945
>>91676
>Godspeed You! Black Emperor.jpg
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>>91344
I can think of a few other albums like that.
No.91979
<dick-out-in-the-open elite cult symbolism
<musicians opining with social/political commentary, ever
>pic related
No.91989
>>91979
<musicians opining with social/political commentary, ever
that's an awfully hot coffee pot
should i drop it on donald trump
probably not
No.91997
this bread has nothing to do with music
stop posting cuckchan memes
No.92666
>>91767
>>91945
I love these bands but this is so true.