Oh I got a story for you guys.
>Come home from work, I run a tree company.
>Was manhandling large green pine logs all day long.
>Covered in sap.
>Totally forgot I was covered in sap when I sat down on my chair to take off my boots.
>Foxfu runs to my chair and begins to unlace my boots for me.
> She jumps on my lap.
>Then she realizes the sap she just sat on.
>Had to extricate her hair from my clothes while she was hitting me with balled forepaws.
>All the while she's screaming at me in three languages, and I can only make out the swears.
>Slept in my tool trailer that night.
>Had to drive her to her stylist to get the sap out of her tails in the morning.
>Then had to brush her tails, all eight of them, while feeding her bon-bons.
>And then came the rape.
>And boys, it was a lot of rape, a lot of rape.
>Enough rape she got her ninth tail.
That's how our first child was conceived.