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>smug but kind and attentive non euclidian storm of feathers, almost ceaselessly roaming the house, cleaning everything it touches. Occasionally, a fluffy ear, an eye or more peek at you from the soft blizzard, just to make sure you don't need anything, at times, licks stuff that has your scent on it, leaving it a little slimy, or breezes quickly past you, stealing a kiss, giving you a hickey or whispering you steamy promises for later.
>Everywhere you may caress or grope hides a sensitive part of her, despite the low visibility, you almost always reach the bit you were aiming for (if you miss, it's because she wanted your hands elsewhere), only you can reveal her true form.
>Every time you see her, a little something has changed, you can't always notice it, but you know you love her even more after each reveal.
>As for her, her ever changing shape means anything you do to her will feel just as exciting as your first night together and her affection for you is eternal and grows ceaselessly.
I like to think of myself as a member of Aperture's Waifus Research, Development and Improvement program.
>side effects may include great confusion from Kikis, Shogs and Angels mistaking your Waifu for a rare subspecie of Heavenly Emissary.