/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>326295

As framed the question just posits a daughter. Since I and probably everyone else here don't currently have a wife having a daughter would make me a single parent.

>>326293

A little sister.

>>326297

Although in retrospect, I'm being really autistically literal. Sorry, grey day. beep boop beep

>>326305

>sears

Come on at least step up to Ikea, Gallery Furniture if you really want to impress her.

>>326323

>step up to Ikea

That flimsy cardboard furniture maze must be the most horrifying thing on earth for a loli shoggoth to get lost in.

>>326293

My family of sneks are new to the north, so I'm going to buy them all comfy wool sweaters and heated blankets for maximum christmas comfy.

>>326293

>What would your daughteru want for Christmas, /monster/?

Weighted blankets.

>>326333

I have the opposite problem. Yeti waifu and daughteru, and I may wind up having to move to a hot climate for while due to work. Any suggestions for helping adorable snow women beat the heat?

>>326293

I don't want a daughteru because I can't stand the idea of my daughteru having sex. I'd be fine with my son having sex my daughterus are supposed to be PURE.

>>326374

>I don't want a daughteru because I can't stand the idea of my daughteru having sex.

Just bully your future son in law by calling him a furry.

>>326343

You could always elect to trim back the overcoat; most fluffy monstergirls have multiple layers of hair for different purposes, with the closest (and shortest) hairs for trapping heat and the farthest for keeping the cold away. My weresheep waifu sometimes runs into that problem during the summer, so she tends to keep her fluff shorter and collect it for making extra-comfy fabrics for the winter. I've never worn a Yeti-fur coat, but if it's anything like Weresheep, it's definitely an experience.

Other than that, plenty of swimming, suntan lotion, and light clothes coupled with big hats should do the trick.

>>326374

It's a definite father, and it's something even I'm coming to terms with. I won't say that I'm paranoid, but the thought of my little girl being taken advantage of or hurt by some cretin makes my blood boil. She's a little young to be worried about boys, but I've already made it clear with the missus that her husbando is going to be put on the spot when it comes to impressing me for her hand in marriage.

>>326389

>definite father thing*

>>326535

>boo hoo i got my dick sucked.

you need to kill yourself aspergious of assborgia.

>>326563

>Not letting your waifu scratch you in return for the succ

>>326559

>fellatio

>getting women pregnant

And you need to grow up, take a sex ed class or two when you get to secondary school.

>>326324

>Kiki daughteru

Get her a Moist Nugget and a copy of Bloodborne, teach her to hate the lovecraftian enemy, have her learn of the struggle of her race. Then and only then can you get her a bag of rags, a basket of assorted furniture polish and window cleaner, and a matching set of vacuum cleaner and carpet shampooer.

probably some new boffer weapons or a bicycle. I'd also put a small bottle of homebrewed sack mead in with her other stocking stuffers.

>>326535

Seems more like you need some family counseling. Being a father is a big responsibility, but you have to understand that even though your children were the product of rape, they're still your children, and they deserve unconditional love from their father. Seeing you like that is setting a bad example; they will think that it is how all relationships work, and beget more dysfunction.

A pink cricket rifle, and to spend time with her mommy and daddy.

I've always thought about how I would seriously consider building a small house for a little girl so it can be a giant dollhouse complete with insulation and real windows. Then when she gets a little older, it'd be more of a little clubhouse. Like the walls would be six feet tall, have some hardwood flooring with rugs and a coffee table with a little teapot. Especially if I ended up with a bunch of little girls, it'd be pretty awesome for them.

Doing that for a little monster girl daughter would be beyond cute, The reaction of any child would be beyond cute. Fuck buying shit, I'd like to make toys.

>>326305

my nibba

that feeling when you browse through those things for an hour+ circling at least half the entire thing and then end up having to pick like 3

>Lilim daughteru has always been interested in firearms and swords

I'll get her her first sword or firearm, probably a nugget

>>326566

>Not buying her the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Trilogy as well

Probably a better father

>>327092

A wise man once said some great words regarding this and most other things.

GIT GUD

>>326566

>>326946

>Also, not buying her a copy of H. P. Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" so she learns more about the ancient nemesis of her people.

Headpats and hot cocoa. She doesn't care about gifts because she's a good girl, but under the tree there'll be an instamatic camera, monsterfu stickers and a scrapbook to put photos in.

and a big cardboard box to play in too

The kids have started to seriously look through the wife and I's vinyl collection, and have been getting way more interested in learning to play themselves. I had the wife keep an eye on them in the past week to figure out their instrument preferences, and we think we've got them pinned.

So our eldest daughter cannot get enough of my wife's Primus albums, and seems down with the groove in general, so we're getting her a bass guitar.

Our middle son was always a no brainer, the kid's been a pots and pans banger since he could crawl, and mostly listens to Zep and Rush, so he's getting a drum kit.

The youngest daughter was an out of left-field surprise, we figured based on the other two, she would want a guitar. Turns out she found my old Jethro albums, and wants to sing and play flute like Ian, so she's getting a PA and beginner's flute. I'll admit to being biased, but seeing a 5 year old hellhound belt out Bungle in the Jungle is fucking adorable.

>>326293

Depends on how old she is, doesn't it? I mean a 12 year old and a 5 year old will want very different things.

>>327128

Little soldier boy, comes marching home…i miss iroh

>>326293

Judging from that picture some more fucking clothes