/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>325848 (OP)

I'm fine with this as long as this means Onis can no longer drive

>after two straight years of high teacher turnover rate at local human schools, the government is considering gender segregated schools with all male teachers at boys' schools

>the teacher's union is planning legal action along with a possible strike in response

>their official statement: the allegations of pedophilia and abusing of maternity leave against some monstrous teachers is not sufficient to penalize those abiding the law

>many of us are careful to wait for our husband student's graduation before doing it on dangerous days

>we asked for clarification on this statement, but have received no further responses at the time this report will air

>in other news: enrollment in private schools run by monsters have skyrocketed

>critics accuse those running them of operating a thinly veiled marriage and dating business

>we are still waiting on comments from the accused in this story

>a masked group of Mamono was seen on camera ransacking a pharmacy and burning all contraceptives in a large bonfire. Police are asking for any information on the subjects.

>>325877

>Police are asking for any information on the subjects

More like:

>mayor awards the courageous group for their heroic actions

>calls for investigations into the pharmacy's sale of contraceptives

>pharmacy's owner is suspected to have ties to the Order

>warns public of the sale of these illegal items could be the Order's newest form of terror attacks

>a brawl broke out at a downtown dog show as a result of an argument over which type of canine Mamono is "the best". The resulting property damage is estimated to be over $10,000

>>325885

Take it easy, they only burned the contraceptives.

>'local men have reported seeing small, saytr-like girls roaming the streets at night, police advise that you DO NOT interact with them'

>following this headline, there was a rash of kidnappings and disappearances of men in the mining town

>in a follow-up conference with the mayor and who is presumed to be his daughter, rumors of these events were dismissed as 'fabrications and misunderstandings', and that 'we respect privacy here; there is no reason that the media should be intruding on our peaceful, loving little town'

>further questions were left unanswered as the mayor and the small saytr girl left the conference following some playful tugs on his suit

>the phenomenon prompted us to contact Jacques von Headpats, an expert in monstergirl behaviors

>'This is a classic case of an emerging Sabbath convent, though I've never seen an infiltration this fast before.'

>von Headpats continued saying that 'many of them may have been conceived during the early Sabbaths of the 11th century, making the legality of these activities a moral gray area'

>according to an MNN poll, nearly 53% of viewers sympathized with Sabbath activities, though 17% said it was a 'nimby' issue rather than a moral issue

>We'll make sure to keep you folks updated as the story unfolds, but first lets hear from Sophie Gazondas with the weather

>>325848 (OP)

<Who is the hacker known as "Prince of Hearts"?

>INB4 the hacker known as "Prince of Hearts" is just another name for the hacker known as 4chan

>>325888

Plus some minor propety damage to other stuff. Misdemeanor worthy methinks

>>325877

>In other news, pregnancy in high schoolers has risen to an all time high after the last wave of anti-contraceptive propaganda. In correlation, drop-outs in high school have risen as well.

I really hate this meme.

>>325902

I don't. What's wrong with pregnant teens? Some people should drop out. They just take up space

>>325906

That's fair enough, though the people who just take up space are less worthy of becoming mothers. I think a lot of monster girls who get pregnant in high school would keep at it.

>>325906

>drop out

>stop being useful members of society

>being a fucking parasite that won't contribute to the economy besides pumping out more childeren

What a wonderful role models for the daughters. "Drop out after middle school and never do anything again!"

>>325909

women shouldn't be in the workforce. It was a horrible decision that has led to the current demographic crisis not just in the west, but also in japan. Women should become pregnant in the late teens, this is optimal.

Also, once upon a time not everyone finished highschool, and they were known as the "Greatest Generation" High school means bupkiss and graduating it means jack, I should know. I actually taught there. Just because you "graduate" doesn't mean you actually should have. It is legally required to just scoot you along. And guess what? most jobs they get don't need calculus or history from 1877 to now. They don't listen anyway.

>>325909

>dotr won't lead to massive shift in the education of women

>dotr won't lead to a revival in traditional feminine roles, including but not limited to veneration of pregnancy, child rearing, home economics, and modest character

>dotr will not lead to new expectations of fatherhood as undesirable anti-family males suddenly find the well of unlimited sex dry up with the unparalleled evolutionary pressure of monstergirls

>dotr will not save humanity from fatalistic, postmodernist, anti-human, anti-spiritual subhumans that sold the world for unrestrained power and cummies

>dotr will not save the world

oh ye of little faith

>>325916

Hear hear.

Women should go to finishing school after elementary, then their parents should look for husbands. This is excluding monsters though, who may have other methods

>>325921

Dude, I work for a guy who got kicked out of highschoool. He makes several 100,000 a year running real estate.

The education system doesn't educate at all. Its not just college that's Fucked up. We'd be better off if people accepted that it's just excessive schooling.

>>325922

>>325921

>>325923

I think you guys are focusing a bit too much on school and not the various other obvious problems with a massive amount of teenagers suddenly becoming parents.

>>325924

The mothers being teens is a good thing. The fathers being teens is troublesome due to not being established financially. But that's not what you said. I think I see what you mean with that being a problem. But, I counter with this.

Let's discus what the job market would look like after the hypothetical "Day of the Rape"

>>325923

Yeah, I'm fairly certain that all the great scientists, engineers and doctors of the world were once useless dropouts. Oh wait.

Dropouts from highschool and college usually go into IT shit like web designing, or commerce. They re nothing but scum, following the mainstream and money, never aspiring to do anything with their lives and never working to make other lives better. Is that a life worth living?

>>325926

We're looking at society as a whole, not everyone is going to be a scientist, or engineer, or doctor. And web design and commerce are perfectly fine jobs. Look at society as a whole

I'm positing a completely different society than the one we have. You seem hung up on the old way of thinking

>>325921

>making babies is not contributing to society

>positive female rolemodels are a negative contribution to society

you amuse me pleb :^)

>>325924

On DOTR there's going to be a massive shift in not only how we see the opposite sex, but how monstergirls differ in terms of priorities. Whatever enclaves they carve out from the ensuing civil war will have a political landscape that caters to their interests:

>poor birthrates require marriage at a young age

>both partners being snowbound requires long term marriage, otherwise no babies

>larger families means larger political presence; men will be the expected breadwinners barring special cases of the 'role reversal' monstergirls (hellhound, ushi-oni, manticore)

>a value system similar to that of nationalist and pre-nationalist Europe would be necessary alongside folk-inspired community ethics will be erected and enforced to maximise familial bonds

Their society is not ours. Concerns of the 3DPD need not apply.

>>325938

soulbound* fuck autocorrect

>>325938

I agree, but he did bring up a curious thing I'd rather talk about. What would the job market be like? Factory jobs were the bread and butter of America during the 50's, and allowed for good pay even with minimal education. What might be the solution for the future? Hell, the solution for now? We have overeducation really, and not enough jobs to go around.

>We take a look into the life of a soybean alraune and the circumstances leading to her lesbian relationship [with an alp] in a forest.

>Tonight, on 60 Minutes

>In other news, there was a near riot at the local book signing event for the popular author "Beardicus"'s new book, when unknown to the presumed hundreds of holstaurs who had lined up to get their book (and according to some who were in attendance, lingerie) signed, the author revealed that he and his (holstaur) waifu were expecting their first child together.

>>325959

>The novel has been acclaimed for helping holtsaur not only with love problems, but gastrointestinal problems as well

All the talk about society and birthrates makes me glad to be a hermit. On that note, would there be some kind of crackdown on NEETS or whomever? Not sure even MGs could tolerate people who reject the herd

>>325971

I'm sure if you're cold and bitter enough, they'll leave you alone.

Before you say mana bullshit, remember that straight brainwashing people is bad for business. A guy isn't going to be willing to marry if he thinks his wife could re-write the aspects of him they don't like.

On topic:

>Florida man reportedly fights of fifty different monsters while completely naked save for a knight helmet. His whereabouts are unknown, last sighted yelling "AVE MARIA" while dissapearing into the Everglades.

>>325944

Well it would depend on what the effects of the inevitable civil war; in my opinion in it wold be a similar situation to Lesotho, where they're a landlocked country. There's no doubt in my mind that the war would have a significant effect on the population who would be willing to join the MGs, so the effects on the job market is kinda hard to predict, but I could imagine the first decade or so of work would kind entirely war oriented, like the factory workers during world war II. For there who are willing (or unwilling) to work towards the work effort, it would mean jobs, even if payment meant unlimited sex, but for a lot of guys that wouldn't be a problem.

>>325971

I guess it would depend on what the criteria for 'good husband' would be for a monstergirl. If they would prefer a traditionalist family, it might take a decent degree of propaganda to convince NEETS to make the sacrifice and become the better man in the face of free waifus and a better world in general.

Apologies ahead of time fore drunkenness, long posts are really hard

I do believe part of the issue you gentlemen are discussing is that the education system will have to change. Instead of much of the useless nonsense we're taught and taking on massive amounts of debt to learn more nonsense. Children and teenagers should be taught the basics in elementary and perhaps middle school where the focus begins to move towards careers. Scientists, engineers, architects etc continue their academic education whereas others will learn about trades and possible internships. High school, if it could even be recognized as a high school as we know it, will serve as the finishing touches upon their education/training.Those learning a trade will receive their certification or license for that trade and the more academic professions take more specialized courses.

Women will attend a finishing school where they will learn about home economics, child rearing etc.

>>325978

This is what the current academic system aspires to be. In grade school, you learn the basics, in high school, you pick the subjects that interest you and college is supposed to groom you to enter the real world by giving you projects, internship opportunities and shit like that. The fat dykes took over college because those teens are the whiny attention-seeking losers that they need, and parents in their refusal to accept that their children may have different talents sought to equalize the syllabus and reduce the passing grade threshold. All this has made a system that focuses entirely on money, more than developing young minds and teaching them how to live so that they don't end up lonely self-hating wage-slave losers who want to fuck teenagers.

>>325976

I'm more curious if they're capable of respecting someone, male or female, who prefers solitude. Don't quite think they could understand it but I dont think most would really get violent over it. Same question could be asked of monks too, I think. Western or Eastern

>>325926

I started to post something that turned into too long of a rant, so I'll spare you with a condensed version. I've worked with plenty of scientists and engineers, and let's just say that:

1) A lot of scientists and engineers can be surprisingly stupid and useless.

2) Many scientists are more about finding ways to BS a grant committee into giving them more money than doing productive research.

3) Tenured scientists and engineers often have a bad habit of quickly becoming irrelevant has-beens as they halfheartedly teach a course or two every semester and confine their research to cheap and easy phoned-in variations on whatever got them their Ph.D. or tenure. They get paid no matter what they do or don't do, so they just don't care anymore.

4) If I made a list of the top five most profoundly incompetent and/or dysfunctional people I have ever met, all five of them have a Ph.D in a STEM field.

I have seen plenty of useless people in IT and commerce as well, though. The bottom line is this: Degrees do have some value in getting you past possibly clueless HR screening, but beyond that, skills, competency, and work ethic trump degrees any day in the real world.

>>325971

I'm not a NEET, but I'm not too worried. I'm so invisible I could probably walk around naked in a room full of young, single Ushi-Onis and not get noticed.

>>325997

>tonight a special report. How to tell if your son will be an Alp.

>many people have a hard time telling tbe difference between introverts and those destined to be Alps. Dr. Marvin Gavindadee presents a special report after months of research

>>326003

You can't Alp without having first been exposed to enough demonic energy to incubize.

>>325981

>college is supposed to groom you to enter the real world

Fuck off shill. College is supposed to be a paid service where you learn the subject you want in order to enter the trade you want. It's not supposed to prepare you for fuck else.

>>326015

College campuses are their own little bubbles that, more often than not, have little to no resemblance to the world outside.

>>326009

Lots of parents think that no girl contact will result in the son alping when finally exposed since they arent chasing tail. They can't really tell the difference between that and people who isolate themselves

>Negotiations between monsters and humans nearly broke down today after a Western Australian senator attempted to move along what he felt was a lackadaisical beginning to proceedings with the colloquialism "we're not here to f*ck spiders"

>It took nearly three hours to retrieve the sobbing arachne delagate from the bathroom.

>The senator has since apologised, and is expected to engage in lengthy private consultation with the delagate later today.

>For MNN, I'm Riley Ratatoskr.

>>326065

>having that thin skin

It's a wonder she made it that far.

>a new bill proposing a legal age limit at coffee shops for Arachne and other subspecies of spider-like Mamono to 21 is expected to pass through the state Senate despite protests from coffee industry lobbying groups

>some argue that the bill doesn't go far enough, citing other caffeinated beverages such as tea and energy drinks don't face such regulations.

>it's reasonable to believe that the Arachne-Caffeine debate isn't going to end any time soon

>Police are cracking down on the illegal trafficking of manticore venom.

>Last night a series of raids resulted in the arrest of several members of the notorious venom ring known as the "Red Wings." >The Red Wings's leader, a manticore who goes by the name Rosa, remains at large.

>Citizens are reminded that manticore venom is a controlled substance outside of marriage and are urged to contact the police with any information that may be useful in stemming the tide of unsanctioned venom distribution.

>>326065

>having thin skin in Australia

It's a wonder that arachne hasn't already fucked off due to everyday conversational banter beforehand.

>>326132

The Arachne was not from Australia, read again bro

>>326133

>thinking that's an excuse for crying over bantz

Dude, come on.

>>326134

women are sensitive man, you see the video of that woman professor getting dressed down in Canada for showing a Jordan Peterson video?

>>326135

Human women are. Monster girls normally have much larger raw amygdalas that more easily allow them to process banter and non-marxist political views.

>>326136

maybe its just a mating method. Get's you to white knight for her, only with MG's they actually literally reward you with sex.

>>326141

That's still pretty scummy and 3dpd tier bullshit.

>>326142

This, monster girls aren't like that.

>>326143

depends on the kind of MG, im sure jewnukis are particularly hostile in that department

>>326142

I don't think it's on purpose.

>concert venues are being pressured to segregate humans and Mamono following an incident at a heavy metal concert that left several humans hospitalized due to blunt force trauma

>a few have proposed that humans who wish to enter the Mamono side sign a "pain waiver", releasing the venue of any responsibility or liability for injuries or other incidents

>>326148

gay, stop trying to make monstergirls into niggers, either shitpost on /pol/ or stay there redditcancer.

>>326155

I take it you dont know what a mish pit is, do you? Accountability isn't exactly possible there you pleb

>>326147

Calm down, spider girl. It was just a bit of Australian slang. Just a figure of speech.

(I'll admit that I had to look that up.)

>>326157

>stop trying to make monstergirls into niggers

We don't have to try. We already have the hellhound. :^)

>>326163

>wolves

>all the way at the bottom

Fuck m8, being in the woods at night and hearing wolf howls nearby is terrifying as hell. I bet most of the people interviewed live in a city.

>cockroaches above tigers

Okay, I get that most of us will never see a tiger outside of zoo, but how the fuck are people scared of cockroaches? I mean I get if they thought they were gross, but scary?

>>326163

Phobia of snakes is largely unnecessary today, but our much smaller ancestors got it bred into them. People who are still afraid of snakes are literally less evolved and still have vestigial instincts.

>>326176

to the modern human, much more immunized to natural dangers due to not being fucking cavemen, now has a mental tendency to equivelate gross things with the fear response, as the only real danger an animal can pose a human is being really gross nowadays

>>326185

>>326165

Please don't turn this into an RP thread anon

>>326147

This guy gets it, the senator made her kokoro go dokidoki and she thought he was talking shit on her.

Incidentally for those who don't know, 'We're not here to fuck spiders' means 'Let's get on with what we're supposed to be doing'

>Chaos erupted today at the annual 'women in gaming' symposium where a Gazer attendee seemingly took issue with some of the topics being discussed.

>Details are sketchy at present, but we can confirm a number of hospitalizations, a source within the local hospital describes their situation as 'stable but serious'

>Traditional Law Enforcement were forced to call in the newly established joint-mamono task force to assist after some unknown ability posessed by the gazer stymied their attempts to take her into custody.

>on being successfuly detained by the squad's ushi-oni, reporters on the scene state she was heard repeating 'I just wanted to play video games!'

>>326183

How the hell does one equate disgust to fear? When I see a cockroach, I feel disgust and hate towards it. How dare it come into my house. Then I kill it.

>tfw if my tipsy state, I mistook a bit of fabric sticking out under my couch as a rat's tail. Was going to beat it to death with the butt of my mauser before realizing it was just fabric.

>>326215

The fear is more targetted to the uncleanliness that bore the insects than the insects themselves. Cockroaches et al are tiny avatars of pestilence, and thus the fear.

This is extended further when it's a species known for venom or poison (the mind oft conflates the two), as it adds a very real, very direct danger which is much harder to assess on the fly. Does that little black spider have a red splotch on its belly or no?

In the "unjustified fear" category, I think my favorite is the house centipede. They're almost beautiful with how feathery they look, have bee-tier venom, and are insectivores themselves. Of course, since they have NOPE levels of legs, are surprisingly fast, and like the same environments that breed mold…

Sage for horrendously off topic.

>Last night, a meeting was held in The Golden Pyramid hotel to help calm the raging feud between Shoggoths and Kikimoras. The meeting had gone incredibly well initially, however things took a turn for the worst upon deciding who would be cleaning up the event afterwards. What started with arguments eventually turned to insults, and soon enough, violence.

<”I simply wanted to help out after such a nice meeting, but no matter how nice they are, they are shedding dogs, leaving hair everywhere. Those messy creatures should stick to being pets.”

- Ms. Yogsanozth, a Shoggoth attendee

<”You expect me to turn my back to these things? Sure everyone seemed to get along initially, but who knows what was going to happen to that place with so many of those secretive creatures in one location? For the sake of everyone’s safety, I and many other Kikimora’s couldn’t let those slimy things stay behind.”

- Ms. Karskov, a Kikimora attendee

>No casualities have been reported, but five missing persons reports have been sent out regarding the janitorial crew for the hotel.

>This is MNN, I’m Rachel Ratatoskr, thanks for tuning in.

>Holstaur immigration is expected to increase as the demand for dairy products continues to skyrocket.

>the veritable surplus of the bovine women has lead to steady drops in prices for milk, cheese and other dairy products

>as Holstaur dairy tends to be of higher quality, many dairy counties are lobbyjng local and state governments to subsidize housing and matchmaking programs in order to enocourage more young Holstaurs and young men to settle down in their areas

>the populations of such rural areas is expected to quadruple by the end of the decade, according to experts

>>326206

It's definitely a bit odd, but I like it a lot more than Mountain Lion.