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ATTENTION /MONSTER/ YOU ARE IN DANGER Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 12:12:50 d1e03f No.325295

we have received reports of paladins in this area. Recent scientific investigations show that only paladins have dubs. Show us your singles, and you can go back to your waifu and daughterus

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 13:21:13 303586 No.325300

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I-i haven't seen any paladykes around officer

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 13:31:56 d1e03f No.325302

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>>325300

NICE TRY

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 15:18:22 9749dc No.325307

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>>325295

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 15:27:54 1fc96c No.325309

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>>325295

How do we know YOU'RE not a paladyke, riech-chan?

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:04:36 a58256 No.325312

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>>325295

no

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:10:14 512aed No.325314

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>>325295

Alright men, for those of us who have already incubized, there's no reason we can't fight side by side with ours waifus if it comes to that. I don't advocate killing, maiming, or monsterizing the paladindus, but we can certainly persuade them to go and stay go.

Maybe I should go talk to that fagcat neighbor of mine. She'll have some good ideas for dealing with them, I'm sure

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:11:08 9222b2 No.325316

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>>325295

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:12:55 ba54bf No.325317

>>325314

>don't advocate killing, maiming, or monsterizing the paladindus

>don't

allmywut.jpg

They're coming to KILL you and your family faggot, they deserve no mercy, only swift death.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:17:41 c5e987 No.325318

I haven't seen any paladins here. Your reports are mistaken.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:23:29 512aed No.325319

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>>325317

What can I say? Some of us still choose mercy.

But don't worry. I'm more than strong enough to handle any paladins that show up at my doorstep because my waifu eats right and I get plenty of exercise, and I fully intend on showing them a bad time if they refuse to remain civil and leave this area promptly.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:28:08 6da89f No.325320

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>>325319

>undertale

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:30:27 512aed No.325321

>>325320

to be fair, Sans was the only part I liked about it. Lazy, hidden badass and all.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 16:49:24 512aed No.325326

You might also notice that I didn't include "proactive dating" in that list.

Any singles out there ready to mingle?

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 17:36:36 7ce87b No.325337

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occifer I swaer I'm not a palladiddlio

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 18:09:34 d38df4 No.325342

>>325321

I still feel bad for Toby. He said he wanted his game to go out peacefully and not have it gain a shitty fanbase. Or something along those lines.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 18:19:08 512aed No.325346

>>325342

See, that's the thing with me. I never really pay attention to fanbases. I'm usually completely oblivious to them. So sometimes I get burnt when I mention or reference something that I thought was at least semi-decent on its own, but then discover later that a truly cancerous fanbase has sprung up around it and marred it beyond repair.

Violated Hero 11/19/17 (Sun) 18:34:58 033a88 No.325352

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