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Chobit-Rules Challenge Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 19:44:26 068f32 No.323459

Let’s say you meet your Waifu in real life: She’s every bit as beautiful and loving as you imagined, she hits it off and moves in with you immediately, the world places no barriers to your relationship, and you just have a good life together all ready to go.

Except for one hang-up: there is something preventing you from being able to have sex with her, or else some horrible consequence will happen because of said sex (e.g. Chii living under threat of suffering a full memory and personality wipe if she ever has PiV sex with Hideki in Chobits.)

Could you readily put up with forgoing sex to have a purely emotional intimacy with your Waifu?

Can she readily put up with it?

Do you try to skirt around the barriers, or are you unwilling to risk triggering the consequences in any way?

How do you both compensate for the inability to do the do?

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:01:17 aef2df No.323462

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Easy.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:04:41 258844 No.323463

>>323462

Witty, but I had hoped it was obvious that I meant sex of any kind, and that Chobits specific scenario was just the framework I was basing this question on.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:04:48 6720c1 No.323464

We'd go on a quest to figure out how to eliminate said curse, and then make babies at the end to celebrate.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:13:28 7b6701 No.323467

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>>323459

What draws me to MGs isn't sex. I couldn't really care less about it; what does matter is someone who will hold me close and say you don't have to be alone anymore.

Have some jojo memes to put the mood back up.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:13:29 c1d415 No.323468

Headpats and pancakes will suffice.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:40:06 aef2df No.323476

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>>323463

The problem with your challenge is that there's always a way, no matter where the line is drawn.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 20:49:25 998c9c No.323478

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>>323459

>shoggoth

>service is sex

She would fucking die. A shoggoth's greatest joy is to serve her master, and will even go against their master's will should he reject their service showing just how much they want to serve. She would be sitting around watching me use everyday objects and would likely never be happy.

>tfw forced to cuck your wife with tools

>>323467

>Have some jojo memes to put the mood back up.

Nobody cares. Go back to reddit.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 21:02:04 7b6701 No.323481

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>>323478

>tells me to go back to reddit because I posted something you disliked

The absolute state of 8chan. We're all autists and every post is reddit posting.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 21:39:45 acf261 No.323488

I would risk it and have sex with her. If she true love exists then I can have her fall for me all over again. I would get a camera and a journal to record everything we did together.

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 21:42:51 6720c1 No.323491

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Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 22:07:23 6ea16b No.323495

Would hugging your Yeti waifu go against the spirit of the challenge?

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 22:09:48 998c9c No.323496

>>323481

>if you point out people being cancer you're actually cancer

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 22:15:07 8b4441 No.323500

>>323459

Hang on Chii & Hedeki do have sex in the end, if I recall correctly. Or did I dream that?

Violated Hero 11/08/17 (Wed) 22:38:16 068f32 No.323507

>>323500

I mean the whole main plot in the latter half of the manga is them trying to find a workaround to the failsafe; be a major letdown if they failed at that, wouldn’t it?

Violated Hero 11/16/17 (Thu) 00:56:03 1e7032 No.324800

>>323507

Wait wait wait. What? I remembered the manga ending basically immediately after they confirm that Chii's reset button is in her vagina. I just checked again to make sure. What the fuck did you mean by this?

Violated Hero 11/16/17 (Thu) 07:24:32 147d00 No.324870

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>>323459

A: NONE OF THE ABOVE

I immediately march Chii downstairs to Hibiya-san's apartment the moment I discover she's Chii's mom. Then I demand she fix that shit immediately.

You know those Clamp whores, while talented, laughed their asses off at this plot twist though.

Violated Hero 11/16/17 (Thu) 07:30:21 147d00 No.324871

>>324870

Also, what kind of perverted parents put their robodaughter's on switch inside her pussy tbh?

>"Honey, what happened to Freya today? She's like a baby again."

>"Uhh, well, you see, we needed to reboot her again today, yea that's it! N-nothing suspicious happened honest!"

Violated Hero 11/17/17 (Fri) 21:56:26 7e6de8 No.325077

>>324871

Well, it is canon that Chii's sister ceased to function after bonding to/falling in love with their dad

This fact along with Chii being found naked, wrapped in gauze and her mind already wiped in a pile of garbage at the beginning of the manga allows for a bit of fridge horror about what was REALLY going on behind the scenes in the Hibiya household

Violated Hero 12/09/17 (Sat) 03:21:34 6e86a6 No.328249

>>325077

Thanks. I blocked that shit out of my mind and after all these years. It's back.

I remember watching the anime and at the end, all I could think was, "Who raped Chi?"…

Violated Hero 12/09/17 (Sat) 03:44:26 5a1103 No.328251

No mercy will be shown to whomever cursed my waifu with such an issue, none whatsoever.

Violated Hero 12/09/17 (Sat) 08:33:58 ec5285 No.328276

sounds like a slippery slope into rationalizing cuckoldry

Violated Hero 12/09/17 (Sat) 15:24:40 4e947b No.328295

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>>328251

This. It takes an especially cruel and delusional father to literally hard-wire his daughter into never ever being able to physically have sex for the rest of her life.

That said, this sort of shenanigans is only possible via robots or magic. Robots can get replacement parts, and magic always has more magic or anti-magic to counter it. So it's questing time.