/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>321933 (OP)

>How would you react when normalfags ask questions about you and your waifu?

>implying i'd let any normalfags i know that i have a waifu

if she were real, then eventually they (the normalfags) would find out, but i wouldnt give a shit what they think because my waifu is my waifu

>>321933 (OP)

>loli succubi

Put on a faux-defeated face and say that I'm contractually bound and have no choice; I'm her boyfriend until we get married, to which she would chime in that we've always been married while I headpat her and joke about how silly she is.

"Yes, this is my girlfriend. Yes, I love her very much. Yes, I greatly enjoy our relationship. Yes, I am with her of my own free will. No, I am not under any duress. No further questions, please."

>>321933 (OP)

>basilisk churchgirl

There would be lots of questions about why she wears the mask, as well as remarks like how she's a big girl. We probably wouldn't live here too long though; the weather is a little too unforgiving and the place I live at would be horribly maladjusted for living with her, let alone the 7+ children we want together.

>Baphomet Wife

>We have to take ID everywhere to prove our ages & Species.

>Still get looks and comments.

>She just announced that she's pregnant.

>FML

I get the feeling that people in my social circle would be jealous if they are guys and tell me that we make an adorable couple if they are girls.

I would just act normal with my snek waifu. That's all I can do. I would love the questions really and would be pretty blunt about the answers. I don't even care if people know about me being a virgin and shit, talking about a snek girlfriend is easy.

>Does it hurt when she coils around you?

Not at all!

>"So how do you, like, have sex"

>you put your penis in her vagina

>or another orifice if she's feeling kinky, wink wink

>"I mean, doesn't it hurt her?"

>nah dude, you make sure it doesn't, do not neglect the foreplay

>"No, like, how does it even, y'know, fit?"

>like you said, lots of foreplay, and also gratuitous amounts of lube

>oh god the lube, you swear she goes through twice her body weight in the stuff in a week

>but its your waifu man, you'll pay whatever price is necessary

>"Dude, she's like a foot tall! How does that even work‽"

<"That's why we need so much lube"

Depending on who's asking, the answer would vary from "fuck off" to "No mom, she's not hurting me" to "I have personally seen her pop watermelons with her thighs".

New game. Answer those questions and other anons try guessing what your waifu is

>>322820

>No, those aren't gloves or boots. They are real. Her dexterity is as good as anyone else's.

>Yes, she goes barefoot everywhere, and of course she wipes or cleans her feet before coming indoors. Sometimes I even wash her feet for her and/or give her foot massages.

>She's a great cook, and no, I've never found her fur in my food.

>She does shed a little in the summer, but she's super meticulous about cleaning it up, so it isn't a problem.

>No, she doesn't have a fever. That's normal for her (and it makes bedtime together really cozy).

>Hey, stop using that word around her. It doesn't bother her, but seriously, look it up in the dictionary. Nothing about that word applies to her.

>Screw you and your stupid "Monsters, Inc." meme. Also not applicable.

>Yes, we have a tradition of watching that classic stop-motion "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" movie on the couch together every December. No, we have never actually paid attention to the movie long enough to finish it.

>Every part of her is good at hugging. Every. Part.

>>322837

You nailed it.

I couldn't decide whether to make it hard to guess or to have fun with the answers, so I went with the latter.

>>322837

>>322837

What word? "Adorable Snowdame?"

>>322837

Yes. that anon is clearly talking about a tailpussy.

>>322688

Would be even funnier in australia where you couldn't even have photos together because flat chest = CP there.

>>322688

>Sabbath is basicly a mafia organization with their drug dealing, turning people into lolis and all that

>walk down the street in a suit

>baphomet waifu in what would pass as a bikini next to you

>two pairs of big guys with their equally big waifus to your sides

>everyone either too scared or already knows you

>cops can't do shit because they know you're out in a day and they'll get fired

>last human woman in town, an old lady everyone respects, congratulates your waifu on her pregnancy