>My name's Anon, I'm a NEET that spends most of the time watching anime or playing videogames
>On lonely nights, I spend most of my time masturbating. No girl will ever go out with a filthy otaku like me
>Speaking of filthy, it's been a week since I took a bath. I might as well clean this grime off of me now
>As I went to the bathroom, I found what appears to be a cute girl licking the bathroom floor with her long ass tongue
>She looked at me nervously
>"H-Hi?"
>"Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my bathroom!?"
>"S-Sorry! I'm an Akamame. I've smelled a deliciously repugnant odor coming from this house, your bathroom window was open so I'd climbed in…"
>"Climbed in, huh?"
>I remember leaving the window open after I took a shit earlier. Honestly, I didn't expect this.
>"Well, unless you want to see me naked, you have to leave. I'm going to bathe."
>She latched onto me and sniffed my armpits
>"Such beautiful body order. I bet you've been unwashed for about a week."
>"Y-Yeah, that's why I need to bathe."
>"Nonsense human, let me clean you."
>"Clean me?"
>I've dreamed of bathing with a cute girl. I was really excited
>We took our clothes off. I was going to prepare the bath, but she stopped me
>"What are you doing, human?"
>"I'm preparing us a bath."
>"You're not going to use that to to clean yourself."
>"What am I supposed to do then, Akaname?"
>"I'll clean you with my tongue!"
>"Your tongue!?"
>"My saliva has antiseptic properties."
>She kissed me, her tongue deep in my mouth
>As we kissed, she hugged me tightly. Her tongue was coiled around my tongue and then she licking my teeth and all sides within my mouth
>"There, do you like the kiss?"
>"I was not expecting that. Also, my breath feels fresh for some reason."
>She giggled
>"Look at the mirror, human."
>I looked at the mirror. My dirty teeth are all white and sparkly, the most clean they have ever been
>"HOLY SHIT!"
>She licked my ears and whispered
>"That was just an appetizer, now for the main course."
>She proceeded to lick my armpits, her tongue tickled
>"Human, are you ticklish?"
>"Y-Yeah…"
>"How cute."
>She licked my body, from head to toe
>All that sweat and grime from my forehand was licked clean
>Even my hair was wet from her saliva
>My feet feel fresh
>Her tongue coiled around my body, licking the filth off my very skin
>It was a feeling of clean pours and I feel as refreshed as if I got out of a good shower
>"Last but not least human, I have to clean your junk."
>She licked my dick until erected and pulled back my foreskin to discover my smegma
>"Oh my, dick cheese is my favorite. Thank you for being a filthy human."
>Her tongue coiled around my dick and licked it clean
>The tip of her tongue massaged my dick's head, it was such a great feeling that I couldn't hold it
>As I was about to cum, she puts her mouth on my dick and sucked all the cum I released
>"Fresh semen is just as tasty."
>She licked my balls and all the sides of my crotch
>She then released me from her tongue
>All the filth on my body is gone, I no longer have repugnant body odor
>"Now Akaname, let me return the favor!"
>I grabbed her and spread her legs
>"H-Human, what are you doing!?"
>Her pussy is dripping wet, I licked her clit
>She moaned loudly as I deep tongued her pussy
>"Human, not fair licking me like that!"
>My dick erected once more, I went for her mouth
>"Hey Akaname, lube up my dick with your saliva."
>"W-Why?"
>As she opened her mouth I quickly jammed my dick in there
>She looked a bit angry. I took my dick out her mouth and my dick was lubed up with her saliva
>I turned her around and spread her ass cheeks
>"H-Human, what are you doing!?"
>"Cleaning your backdoor!"
>"N-No! Don't use the backdoor, use the front door!"
>"KNOCK KNOCK! I'M MR. CLEAN!"
>I penetrated her anus and thrusted my hips hard
>I held on to her arms as she squealed in ecstasy, she drooled as her ass takes a pounding
>Her anus is so fucking tight, it's squeezing me as if it's trying to milk my dick dry
>I came inside her, my cum leaked from her ass
>She breathes heavily and smiles
>"We're both filthy beings, you and I."
>I hugged her tightly
>"Yeah, we are."
>"Human, the way you ravaged my ass was quite charming."
>"Well, your ass was angel soft."
>After that night she then became my wife and everyday we clean through lewd licking