>>316485
>Immediately noticed by the entire group who drop their current fights to run after you.
>ohshitohshitohshit
>Run like tigers are chasing you, wouldn't be the first time… Damn Jinkos…
>You dash out of the compound into the alleyways.
>By the chief god, they're gaining ground quickly.
>See a suitable wall of a towering building for scaling…
>Parkour skills, I swear to you, if you get me out of this with my virginity intact, I'll never make fun of you again!
>Jump up and grab a ledge.
>Hear the group of ninjas just right behind you.
>HARD. CORE. PAR…. CCCCOOOOORRRRRE!!!
>Start climbing up the building like a spider monkey.
>That is, a spider and a monkey crossed to create the ultimate climbing machine.
>The ninjas start climbing after me.
>Oh yeah, they can climb too.
>Reach the rooftops, continue to run.
>Get at the edge of one rooftop.
>Now's not the time to pussy out.
>Jump across the ledge like the graceful monkey I am.
>Spare a glance behind me, there's an angry mob of ninjas behind me.
>They're all moving across the roof like shadowed water.
>But… They're not gaining ground, but losing it!
>I'm the parkour master!
>Leaping and binding over roofs and finally rolling into a parking garage, I finally stop…
>I think… I think I lost them, I catch my breath as I look around at whats seems to be an under construction parking garage.
>Stop to catch breath, see a figure come land into the parking lot.
>It's the big boss Kunoichi!
<"You may have lost the tail of my little sisters and those Kamaitachi, but you'll never lose me!"
>She's charging me! Here comes the big boss!
>Engage in kung-fu fight.
>Block, jab, wax on, wax off.
>Manage to disarm her as we dance around the site.
>Suddenly other Kunoichi trinkle in, I start fighting them as well as the big boss Kunoichi.
>Take out each lesser Kunoichi in various ways construction equipment related ways such as knocking concrete bags onto them.
>Fight with big Kunoichi migrates to on-top of a crane.
>The Kunoichi jumps back after a kick just barely misses her.
>"Enough of this foolishness!" the Kunoichi shouts as she engages final stage beast mode.
>The torrent of strikes unleashed by her are too many in number to block.
>With one final kick to my side, I'm sent flying off the crane into the world below.
>The Kunoichi's face erupts into victory but immediately transforms into horror as she realizes what she just did.
>I yell out, "Fucking hard core parkour gooddddsssss!"
>I slam into not a car or concrete though, but what feels like…
>I look around to see nothing but the black clothed figures from before, but now… I can see their faces and green fur.
>What is this that I landed on? I feel on what I rest on, it's… A huge green blob?
>I look back at the figures, their faces are all red and they're all smiling.
>One speaks up,
<"We've decided to share hunting grounds between our four parties… And the prey that we captured."
>Oh no, I struggle in the green glob, but it's useless, I'm stuck to it good.
>They begin to surround me completely.
>One mounts me.
>"W-what are you doing? We're in the middle of the street!"
<"horahora"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>…
>A year has gone by since then, turns out I united four warring clans that night into one big clan.
>The thing is, they thought so much of my parkour and kung-fu skills that they were willing to share me amongst themselves to create a next generation more capable of competing against the Kunoichi.
>I now have had triplets with all twelve of my captors.
>That's 36 kids.
>The next 36 are in the oven.
>Hardcore parkour, why did you betray me so?
>(2/2)
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