[–]▶ f6a36b (5) No.301968>>302024 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
A useless filler story featuring a grumpy beach hermit and a shark.
▶ f6a36b (5) No.301971>>301972 >>301973 >>301976 >>301977 >>301980 >>301985 >>301987 >>301996 >>302004 >>302028 >>302030 >>302180 >>302260 >>302338 >>302589
"So…are you mad that I peed on you?"
Out of the corner of your eye you can see Knucklehead move a bit.
"Et was…not fun."
That answer makes you smile. You were sure its answer would be 'yeah I'm mad, fuck you.'
"Heh. Good answer."
Oh, you've been mentally referring to Knucklehead as an it this whole time, haven't you? You should probably get that sorted out. You know little to nothing about the species of Knucklehead. For all you know its slightly feminine voice and slender body belongs to a boy.
"By the way, are you a boy or a girl?"
Knucklehead rises from the water once again and stares at you, incredulous.
It points down to its chest, then looks up at you.
"So…"
A. Clearly they're a girl.
B. Clearly they're a boy.
C. Clearly you need to thoroughly examine the body.
▶ c102ac (2) No.301972
>>301971
C. Clearly you need to thoroughly examine the body.
It's the only way to be sure, we've been bamboozled one to many time. We always fall for the traps.
▶ 99ddf0 (4) No.301973
>>301971
C.
Totally just to determine the gender, not like it'll turn into anything sexual
▶ 47e4e5 (7) No.301975
IT's BACK
THE SAGA OF THE DIABETIC FIST AND HIS LOYAL COMPANION PUNCHING BAG IS BACK!
what nonsense will the crew get into now?
▶ 454256 (1) No.301976
>>301971
B, bully her and have her become more feminine.
▶ 47e4e5 (7) No.301977
>>301971
i vote C, because that's clearly what the author wants me to pick
▶ bf43de (1) No.301978
C. This warrants closer investigation.
▶ 8aaccc (6) No.301979
▶ b1fc03 (1) No.301980
>>301971
C. We've watched enough crocodile hunter to know how this goes.
▶ 070589 (3) No.301985
>>301971
C. We need to go deeper, no boners, even though its just a clear attempt to molest the shork.
▶ 0d7987 (2) No.301987>>301988
>>301971
I almost feel bad for her.
.C
▶ 0d7987 (2) No.301988
>>301987
I am sorry, I didn't realize that this image was so huge.
▶ 910647 (6) No.301996
>>301971
C is precisely what needs to be done.
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.301997
C!
But tease with b for the lels
▶ 1c43c0 (1) No.302004>>302007
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.302007
▶ 26d577 (3) No.302009>>302010 >>302027
C. But we need goggles and to act all professional and oblivious to her reactions when we touch her.
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.302010
>>302009
>he goes back in and pulls out his lab coat
>turns out hes actually a marine biolagest1
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.302011
Biologist
I regret being a phone poster sorry buds
▶ 885db9 (3) No.302024>>302027
>>301968 (OP)
c
investigate her body in a very scientific way, you always wanted to be a marine biologist
▶ 51f360 (2) No.302027
▶ 989760 (2) No.302028
>>301971
C. We are kinda dense…
▶ 0dbdc6 (3) No.302030>>302129
>>301971
C
Get a look at that Sheila Steve Irwin style
▶ 004223 (2) No.302073
▶ d77077 (1) No.302129
>>302030
So he's gonna stick a finger in her pooper?
Also C.
▶ d7595c (1) No.302180>>302182
>>301971
A. just to be contrarian.
▶ bfefba (1) No.302182
>>302180
Please sage next time bud
▶ 3a5625 (2) No.302260>>302265
▶ 073ff4 (1) No.302265
>>302260
Not only do you have shit taste, but you also need to learn to fucking sage your votes.
▶ 5a6c56 (1) No.302266
Since Knucklehead's clearly a girl, I would go with B for the bully tbh
▶ 63048a (8) No.302302
C obviously, since we're retarded.
▶ b1ccff (1) No.302338
>>301971
C but under the assumption of A so it's a chaste examination.
▶ 7a6f98 (4) No.302369>>302378
▶ 0dbdc6 (3) No.302378
>>302369
He's baiting, best to ignore him
▶ 74e64a (2) No.302589
>>301971
C, time to harass the shark.
▶ f6a36b (5) No.302730>>302731 >>302736 >>302737 >>302740 >>302742 >>302744 >>302749 >>302750 >>302752 >>302754 >>302780 >>302793 >>302812 >>302858 >>303149 >>303155 >>303160 >>303164 >>303207
You and Knucklehead both make your way to the beach, climbing onto the sandy shore and placing both hands on your legs.
"Alright, let's settle this."
You instruct Knucklehead to lean forward and bare their bottom to you. Examining closely, it's clear to you that this Knucklehead is a Knuckleher.
"Hmm…that's a hole."
Knucklehead seems a bit uncomfortable.
A. Tell her she can turn around now.
B. Better poke it to make sure it functions correctly.
C. TOUCH THE TAIL.
D. "Wanna make sure I'm a dude?"
▶ 47e4e5 (7) No.302731
>>302730
A, the poor ladette needs some relief from the constant torture of fat man
▶ 99ddf0 (4) No.302736>>302746
>>302730
B and C
B to make sure that what we are seeing here is, in fact, a vagina
C for some light bullying
▶ 330afa (1) No.302737
>>302730
A and a head pay is in order.
▶ 82db4c (1) No.302740
>>302730
D, let's initiate a situation where she takes the lead. That's the best idea since MC is a fucking retard.
▶ fb4cbc (3) No.302742
>>302730
C get a felling of that tail.
▶ 7b1531 (1) No.302744
▶ 26d577 (3) No.302745
C.
TOUCH FLUFFY SCALY TAIL
▶ 0dbdc6 (3) No.302746
▶ 6575a3 (2) No.302749>>302750 >>302824
>>302730
I vote for a combo of B,C, and D.
Male fish for the most part have holes, but male sharks have claspers attached to the hole to allow for proper transfer of semen.
Better lift the tail and check for claspers on Knucklehead, then reassure it that you are a male by asking if it would like to check.
despite the fact that it saw you urinate on her.
▶ e35fef (2) No.302750
>>302730
>>302749
B, C, and D it is
▶ 21bbad (1) No.302752
▶ 54643b (2) No.302754
>>302730
We have to touch it, maybe lick it.
C
▶ ec1c41 (4) No.302755>>302817
▶ b15ce2 (1) No.302780
▶ 004223 (2) No.302793
>>302730
A, we can't think with our dicks just yet. Let's take the time to know her and take her out to places first before we consider giving her the dick.
▶ c102ac (2) No.302817>>302820
▶ 962501 (3) No.302820
>>302817
Jesus christ, how hard is it for you newniggers to sage?
▶ 7a6f98 (4) No.302824
▶ 63048a (8) No.302844
I'm coming for you Glo. I got a tablet.
▶ 559e58 (3) No.302858
>>302730
CAD.
C- touch her tail, that's obligatory.
A- tell her she can turn around, that's all for our examination.
D- let her play doctor as well.
▶ 3a5625 (2) No.303149
>>302730
C without a doubt.
Maaaybe B
▶ 8aaccc (6) No.303155>>303156 >>303169
>>302730
D or bust.
Time to get serious OP you've had a whole thread and a half it's time to DELIVER the goods.
▶ 6b045b (1) No.303156>>303171
>>303155
Nice dubs but please lern2sage
▶ 47e4e5 (7) No.303160
▶ 910647 (6) No.303164
>>302730
I vote D. We've bulli'd enough.
▶ a0f7c0 (1) No.303169>>303171
>>303155
>thread updated!
>nope, just another fucker not saging
This newfaggotry, I swear to ammit…
▶ 8aaccc (6) No.303171>>303177
>>303169
>>303156
You know if you click someone's id you can see their previous posts in a thread right?
▶ 885db9 (3) No.303174
▶ ec1c41 (4) No.303177>>303185
>>303171
So you're saying you should know better and thus be bullied more severely for your lapse? Well… alright…
▶ 8aaccc (6) No.303185
>>303177
Look Mr.Dubs I'm just hanging out for some shark pussy like the rest of us.
▶ 8384d8 (1) No.303207
>>302730
D
It's about time we got ourselves some shark pussy.
▶ f6a36b (5) No.303317>>303322 >>303323 >>303324 >>303325 >>303326 >>303336 >>303345 >>303538 >>303545
Testing the waters, you rub the underside of Knucklehead's tail. Her skin was rough, almost like sandpaper. She let out a yelp, tail flapping gently. Cute.
Hmm…it's probably good to check if that hole of hers works, right? With your pointer finger at the ready, you poked at the little spot between both butt cheeks.
Before you can even register what the hole felt like, a hard tail slap knocked your whole body into the sand, Knucklehead screeching in surprise.
▶ 63048a (8) No.303322>>303334 >>303356
>>303317
NO MULTIPLE CHOICE? VERY WELL. THEN IT IS WAR.
WHIP HER ASS, TACKLE HER AND GIVE HER THE BALOGNE!
▶ 6e6026 (3) No.303323
>>303317
Begin to narrate as Steve Irwin
"Blimey! This Sheila's got one heck of a tail on her, both in beauty and in strength, as my cheek just found out."
▶ f39391 (2) No.303324
>>303317
>like 2 votes for B
>All of the damn votes for D
<Nup, you're steve irwining it anyway
Waifu why?
Apologise to sharkfu, say she's welcome to look us over if it'll make her feel better or just leave it if she's too freaked out. fucks sake if she tears our damn leg off I swear…
▶ f3fb62 (6) No.303325>>303326 >>303336 >>303340 >>303353 >>303356 >>303408
>>303317
Start laughing manically
this response should of been totally expected have our dunderhead have him give a thumbs up that his fine and apologize
▶ 070589 (3) No.303326>>303356
>>303317
>>303325
Lets go with this
▶ 997d37 (2) No.303334
>>303322
I AGREE WITH THIS MAN, WE MUST GIVE HER THE D
▶ 022fa7 (1) No.303336>>303356
>>303317
this thread and many others have made me realize the day we get to see mons, every scenario written here will play out in that day. Boy, even with fictional girls we still are dropping spaghetti.
>>303325
Lol I like this let go with it.
▶ 7a6f98 (4) No.303340
▶ 559e58 (3) No.303345
>>303317
Get up, scratch our chin while looking at her and say "interesting…", then offer to be examined as well.
▶ fb4cbc (3) No.303353>>303356
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303356>>303361
>>303325
>>303326
>>303336
>>303353
These are so fucking retarded that I'm catching second-hand embarrassment. I'll throw mine in for roughhousing >>303322 if only to prevent seeing it.
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303361>>303363 >>303364
>>303356
You're retarded why are your trying to make him fight the waifu?
▶ 63048a (8) No.303363>>303365
>>303361
Girls like a little fight for dominance and light bullying, which gets the blood flowing and leads to lewdness if you let her win a little. As ancient astronaut theorists believe.
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303364>>303365
>>303361
>No u!
Roughhousing is part of skinship that almost always leads into intimacy, you fucking dolt. They're not actually fighting.
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303365>>303367 >>303368 >>303369 >>303372 >>303378
>>303364
>>303363
We literally just jubbed you up.the couch
I dont think we really have a segway to roughhousing
The best thing to do now givin the circumstances that would make senses givin what just happaned is to laugh it off it was ridiculous and silly
Jumping up at her and trying to roughhouse after doing something like that is going to do nothing but scare ypu you fucking autists it doesnt make any sense in this context we can do some of goofing around later though just not right now
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303367
>>303365
Her up*
Not sure what happaned with my English there
▶ f39391 (2) No.303368
▶ 63048a (8) No.303369>>303378 >>303384
>>303365
It's a shark you fucking dip if we don't assert dominance now she'll think we're a cuck. We need to shove more things up her holes to make her our beta. You're the autist, too scared to play rough with a girl.
It's very simple, we just need to go about it slowly and ease her into the bully, like biting her shoulder and hugging her until the dick accidentally slips in.
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303372>>303378 >>303380 >>303404
>>303365
She just hit him. He has a history of getting physical. Hell, they both do. Do you not understand what roughhousing actually is? Do you think he's going to break her arm or something?
Continuing to be playfully physical with her is one of the only ways I can see him actually playing off ramming his fingers in her junk like some creepy retard. The alternative, laughing like a maniac about it after sent him sprawling for it, is so autismo that I'm actually astonished someone could think it's a reasonable facsimile of personal interaction. At least horsing around has a small chance of letting her believe he was just messing with her or something.
>Haha whoops sorry about ramming my fingers in your shark vagina haha
>Teehee we cool right?
Fucking retarded.
▶ 6575a3 (2) No.303378>>303389
>>303365
I agree, John is a bit dim so a reaction like this should be in his wheelhouse.
>>303372
>>303369
> playfully physical with her is one of the only ways I can see him actually playing off ramming his fingers in her junk like some creepy retard.
Christ, so your solution is to get more physical?
>I just stuck my fingers in you, now I'm going to pin you down
>its just a prank bro
/monster/
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303380
>>303372
Its more like
>hahaha holy shit that was dumb sorry
>he has a history of rough housing
Punching her in the face is not a history or rough houseing tardicus
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303384
>>303369
It doesnt make any sense in the context of the situation though
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303389>>303392 >>303396 >>303404
>>303378
>Christ, so your solution is to get more physical?
As opposed to admitting guilt/wrongdoing by laughing like a mental patient and apologizing? That's a surefire way to make this incredibly awkward and put everything into a bad mood. This isn't some minor joke taken too far man. You don't get away with shit like this with a 'haha my bad.'
Don't draw attention to it. Don't make a big deal out of it. Confidence will get you everywhere with women. So fucking keep at it. Act like nothing is wrong, escalate, and obfuscate your fuck up by continuing your behavior. John should pick his ass up, fling himself at her (in a playful manner, not like a rapist as you seem to think), and give her a fucking noogie or something.
Erase the fuckup by changing the context of it from creepy and stupid to just an aspect of their physical courtmanship.
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303392>>303395 >>303396 >>303397
>>303389
You sound like a fucking sociopath dude
Its not laughing like a mental patient its laughing like a guy who just did simething really fucking dorky and silly
Because of course if he stuck his fingers in the hole her tail would hit him
Its so obvious its funny
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303395
>>303392
Hell we could even say
"Haha i guess that makes us even"
In reference to punching her in the face earlier
▶ fb4cbc (3) No.303396
>>303389
This is way more creepy and stupid than simple laughing off from an accident and saying sorry, >>303392 is right following your logic gonna end up making the shark being creeped out and go back to the ocean.
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303397>>303398 >>303400
>>303392
>>303393
>its laughing like a guy who just did simething really fucking dorky and silly
>Deliberately sticking your fingers in someones vagina
>really fucking dorky and silly
HAHA JUST A JOKE WHOOPS HOW DID THAT GET THERE TEEHEE
Should he also say Honk Honk?
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303398
▶ 8d9a67 (13) No.303400
>>303397
Also to be clear
It was
>yap thats a hole
Not
>yap those are wholes
And trying to laugh off a dumb thing the mc did is better then trying to literally rape the shark waifu
Which is what it sounds like you and your team what to try and get him do/move to doing
▶ ec1c41 (4) No.303404>>303409
>>303372
>>303389
>Everything I know about human interaction I learned from shitty PUA forums, the posts.
In all seriousness, holy fuck, sure, we were retarded by steve irwining her (still calling bullshit on that by the way). But thinking a bit of light wrasslin's gonna defuse the situation after she just FLOORED US FOR BAD TOUCH is pants-on-head tier.
▶ 74e64a (2) No.303408
>>303325
This, also comment how cute her tail is.
▶ 3e2596 (6) No.303409>>303439
>>303404
>But thinking a bit of light wrasslin's gonna defuse the situation
The entire situation is retarded, yes. Changing the context is the best bet though. As of yet, John has nothing to apologize for. He didn't give one shit about demanding to see her vagina, or touching it. Apparently he considers this perfectly reasonable behavior. Lest you forget, this is the man that punched her full force in the nose, then pissed on her shortly thereafter. Common sense doesn't apply, so don't be shackled by it.
Considering that she hit him "in surprise" and not nearly hard enough to do any (seeming) harm, the situation is left rather open-ended in how he responds to it maybe, the OP might not have put options in for a reason, allowing him (us) to create whatever context we please behind the vagina touching. If he starts apologizing, then he's done wrong and that's how things will necessarily progress. If he doesn't, then the skies the limits on how it'll go.
I vastly prefer the latter, if only for the merest chance of actually keep things lighthearted and silly, rather than deliberately tanking it.
▶ be7c34 (1) No.303415>>303417 >>303439
>OP picking shit with hardly any votes making retarded situations
Either pick for us or follow the votes. Anything in between is frustrating bullshit.
▶ 63048a (8) No.303417
>>303415
Give it the benefit of the doubt, maybe she just started the comic already and didn't feel like backpedaling and redoing the whole thing and the votes came later or something. God knows I feel like that sometimes.
▶ 910647 (6) No.303439>>303454
>>303409
We've gone far beyond the point where reason is relevant in any capacity - I agree with your course of action.
>>303415
To be fair, we weren't following the votes either. Everyone picked some bizarre combination. Waifu's going to go crazy looking for a consensus this time.
▶ f3fb62 (6) No.303454>>303460
>>303439
The choice is split between
A.be even creeper and attempt (((ROUGH HOUSING)))
Or
B.Laugh at how stupid it was to sticky
Your fingers in an hole
▶ 63048a (8) No.303460>>303464
>>303454
A: Keep the pressure up and get laid*
B: Re-enact the memey laugh from final fantasy after fingering a fish vagina like a total fucking spaz.*
No wonder you're on an image board instead of on a date fam.
▶ f3fb62 (6) No.303464>>303467
>>303460
same goes for you my dude
▶ 63048a (8) No.303467>>303468 >>303526
>>303464
Actually, famalamadingdongditchabitch I just finished my date and came home for a nice night of tardbashing before I have to catch my cruiseliner to winner village. Enjoy your wagecuckery, small brained pepe, mr. Fat-stack, crinkle-winkle brain wojack will be waiting here to meme you again when you inevitably post more terrible advice on interacting with women.
▶ f3fb62 (6) No.303468
>>303467
wow chad thats all pretty impressive
L:^)
▶ 54643b (2) No.303526
>>303467
Mentally ill seth rogan pls
▶ 995419 (1) No.303536>>303620 >>303621 >>303623 >>303626 >>303628 >>303631 >>303915 >>304200 >>304208 >>304782
Tell her that we knew what her drawing earlier meant, and we were just teasing her. Apologize for startling her. Ask if we hurt her at all. Offer to kiss it and make it feel better.
▶ 740ec8 (1) No.303538
>>303317
>this
>"The Last Bastion of Romance"
>mfw
▶ d24a22 (2) No.303545>>303546
>>303317
>not even first date
>rams his fist into her
▶ 51b24f (1) No.303546>>303549
>>303545
We did that the moment we met her.
▶ d24a22 (2) No.303549
>>303546
I'm going to ram my fist into you in a minute lad if you forget to sage again. newfags need to exclusively lurk for at least 15 years before posting.
▶ 2e40ff (1) No.303559
The only winning move to do now is to drop all our spaghetti, run back to the house, lock the door, and drink some booze.
Do not pass go. Do not collect shark girl.
▶ 910647 (6) No.303620
>>303536
I like this one too. Works for me.
▶ 6e6026 (3) No.303621
>>303536
Yeah changing my vote to this.
We've had our bully, now it's time for loving aftercare
▶ 0b0bd6 (1) No.303623
>>303536
Worth a shot at least…
▶ 989760 (2) No.303626
>>303536
…..Well it's slightly more sane than the others, so have another vote.
▶ 7a6f98 (4) No.303628
>>303536
This is good, go with this
▶ f3fb62 (6) No.303631
>>303536
Fuck…yeah ok
Im going to go ahead and say that this is also a pretty good option, and my second choice behind what i originally suggested
…
Maybe we can work them into a single reaction?
▶ 0c54bc (1) No.303915
>>303536
This seems the least autistic thing to do. Let's go for it.
▶ 26299e (3) No.304200
▶ 89ba11 (1) No.304208
>>303536
GO WITH THIS ONE WAIFU!
▶ 575d9c (1) No.304782
>>303536
>getting us out of an autistic shitfit and possibly into lewds
I applaud you, good sir. You have my vote.
▶ f6a36b (5) No.305016>>305018 >>305019 >>305025 >>305028 >>305045 >>305048 >>305052 >>305062 >>305072 >>305077 >>305078 >>305179 >>305212 >>312609 >>330637
You lift your head from the sand, shaking off a couple grains.
"Don't think I don't know what that drawing meant."
You of course were referring to the crudely drawn picture of Knucklehead being lovingly fucked in the ass by you.
Knucklehead looked a bit embarrassed.
"Sorry for startling you but I just wanted to tease. Want me to kiss it better?"
Knucklehead's face scrunches up before she punches you in the shoulder. You fake a quick, "Ow."
You lift yourself off of the ground and wipe down your clothes, exhaling.
"Anyways…I should really go."
You can see Knucklehead's expression immediately go into worry.
"There's work that needs to be done. Bills don't pay themselves."
Knucklehead wants to fight back, but it seems even an underwater creature of hell can understand the struggles of paying your dues.
So instead, she opts to look down begrudgingly.
A. Invite her to sit with you while you work.
B. Promise you'll come back out later.
C. Bring your work outside.
D. Fuck work.
▶ 47e4e5 (7) No.305019
>>305016
A. we'll make a secretary out of her yet boys
▶ 26299e (3) No.305021>>305045
>>305018
>*sigh*
*teleports behind you*
A
▶ d95940 (1) No.305024
▶ 53be82 (1) No.305025
>>305016
A, sounds adorable.
▶ ec1c41 (4) No.305028
>>305016
A with the caveat she keeps her hydration under control and asks before chewing on anything.
▶ e35fef (2) No.305045
>>305021
I wish my waifu would teleport behind me
>>305016
A
▶ 070589 (3) No.305048
>>305016
A, She can sit, but she can't make a mess, but we really don't have anything to help with her salt water condition, maybe fill the tub with sea water for a just in case? Rip bathtub
▶ 885db9 (3) No.305051
A
give her some mundane shit to do and sat its part of your work to make her feel like shes helping.
▶ 99ddf0 (4) No.305052
▶ 51f360 (2) No.305062
▶ 55883d (1) No.305072
>>305016
B
Fuck the bandwagon. Too much attention and togetherness can be bad as well. I also wish to see how nerd operates alone.
▶ 910647 (6) No.305077
▶ 6e6026 (3) No.305078
▶ 191f5d (1) No.305090>>305122
Been waiting, welcome back.
▶ b2d146 (1) No.305122
A
>>305090
Apologize for socking her in the face.
▶ 21865b (1) No.305179
>>305016
Option A but work in the buff, if she hugs you it would ruin your clothes! Salt stains are a pain to get rid of
▶ eb4cde (2) No.305212>>305214
>>305018
>*sigh*
gb2 reddit
>>305016
C
▶ eb4cde (2) No.305214
>>305212
sorry forgot to sage
▶ fd03b4 (1) No.308481>>308520 >>308544
▶ 5a361f (1) No.308520
>>308481
waifu is known for having commitment issues
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>>309292
You sir are a faggot and a scoundrel.
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>>309293
>You sir
Back to reddit
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>>309292
Grr
this is actually pretty in character for a faggotcat
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▶ 8aaccc (6) No.309395
>It's not an update just trolling
ded thread.
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>>309292
I will murder your kind.
▶ 997d37 (2) No.309440
>>309292
I'll admit it you got us but you still deserve to be taken out back and shot like ol' yeller
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>>309345
>having a sense of quality to posting is now reddit
▶ bd5f48 (1) No.310680>>310877
And yet another CYOA by waifu dies
▶ 3a4705 (1) No.310877
>>310680
we got to punch and piss on the girl. we've done really everything a healthy relationship should do.
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▶ 32bf2b (1) No.312544
>>312527
I want to say you didn't get me this time, but even though this was exactly what I expected I still opened the thread, so I suppose you sort of did.
▶ 1756c4 (1) No.312566
Stop feeding the faggot cat with (you)'s you idiots!
▶ 95fdb9 (1) No.312609
>>305016
>The prove that not being a NEET ruins everything
Now I know why so many animu protags don't have a job.
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>>321702
Don't feed the faggotcat.
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>>305016
Is it safe to assume waifu didn't choose the D?