f6a36b No.301968
A useless filler story featuring a grumpy beach hermit and a shark.
f6a36b No.301971
"So…are you mad that I peed on you?"
Out of the corner of your eye you can see Knucklehead move a bit.
"Et was…not fun."
That answer makes you smile. You were sure its answer would be 'yeah I'm mad, fuck you.'
"Heh. Good answer."
Oh, you've been mentally referring to Knucklehead as an it this whole time, haven't you? You should probably get that sorted out. You know little to nothing about the species of Knucklehead. For all you know its slightly feminine voice and slender body belongs to a boy.
"By the way, are you a boy or a girl?"
Knucklehead rises from the water once again and stares at you, incredulous.
It points down to its chest, then looks up at you.
"So…"
A. Clearly they're a girl.
B. Clearly they're a boy.
C. Clearly you need to thoroughly examine the body.
c102ac No.301972
>>301971
C. Clearly you need to thoroughly examine the body.
It's the only way to be sure, we've been bamboozled one to many time. We always fall for the traps.
99ddf0 No.301973
>>301971
C.
Totally just to determine the gender, not like it'll turn into anything sexual
47e4e5 No.301975
IT's BACK
THE SAGA OF THE DIABETIC FIST AND HIS LOYAL COMPANION PUNCHING BAG IS BACK!
what nonsense will the crew get into now?
454256 No.301976
>>301971
B, bully her and have her become more feminine.
47e4e5 No.301977
>>301971
i vote C, because that's clearly what the author wants me to pick
bf43de No.301978
C. This warrants closer investigation.
8aaccc No.301979
b1fc03 No.301980
>>301971
C. We've watched enough crocodile hunter to know how this goes.
070589 No.301985
>>301971
C. We need to go deeper, no boners, even though its just a clear attempt to molest the shork.
0d7987 No.301987
>>301971
I almost feel bad for her.
.C
0d7987 No.301988
>>301987
I am sorry, I didn't realize that this image was so huge.
910647 No.301996
>>301971
C is precisely what needs to be done.
8d9a67 No.301997
C!
But tease with b for the lels
1c43c0 No.302004
8d9a67 No.302007
26d577 No.302009
C. But we need goggles and to act all professional and oblivious to her reactions when we touch her.
8d9a67 No.302010
>>302009
>he goes back in and pulls out his lab coat
>turns out hes actually a marine biolagest1
8d9a67 No.302011
Biologist
I regret being a phone poster sorry buds
885db9 No.302024
>>301968
c
investigate her body in a very scientific way, you always wanted to be a marine biologist
51f360 No.302027
989760 No.302028
>>301971
C. We are kinda dense…
0dbdc6 No.302030
>>301971
C
Get a look at that Sheila Steve Irwin style
004223 No.302073
d77077 No.302129
>>302030
So he's gonna stick a finger in her pooper?
Also C.
d7595c No.302180
>>301971
A. just to be contrarian.
bfefba No.302182
>>302180
Please sage next time bud
3a5625 No.302260
073ff4 No.302265
>>302260
Not only do you have shit taste, but you also need to learn to fucking sage your votes.
5a6c56 No.302266
Since Knucklehead's clearly a girl, I would go with B for the bully tbh
63048a No.302302
C obviously, since we're retarded.
b1ccff No.302338
>>301971
C but under the assumption of A so it's a chaste examination.
7a6f98 No.302369
0dbdc6 No.302378
>>302369
He's baiting, best to ignore him
74e64a No.302589
>>301971
C, time to harass the shark.
f6a36b No.302730
You and Knucklehead both make your way to the beach, climbing onto the sandy shore and placing both hands on your legs.
"Alright, let's settle this."
You instruct Knucklehead to lean forward and bare their bottom to you. Examining closely, it's clear to you that this Knucklehead is a Knuckleher.
"Hmm…that's a hole."
Knucklehead seems a bit uncomfortable.
A. Tell her she can turn around now.
B. Better poke it to make sure it functions correctly.
C. TOUCH THE TAIL.
D. "Wanna make sure I'm a dude?"
47e4e5 No.302731
>>302730
A, the poor ladette needs some relief from the constant torture of fat man
99ddf0 No.302736
>>302730
B and C
B to make sure that what we are seeing here is, in fact, a vagina
C for some light bullying
330afa No.302737
>>302730
A and a head pay is in order.
82db4c No.302740
>>302730
D, let's initiate a situation where she takes the lead. That's the best idea since MC is a fucking retard.
fb4cbc No.302742
>>302730
C get a felling of that tail.
7b1531 No.302744
26d577 No.302745
C.
TOUCH FLUFFY SCALY TAIL
0dbdc6 No.302746
6575a3 No.302749
>>302730
I vote for a combo of B,C, and D.
Male fish for the most part have holes, but male sharks have claspers attached to the hole to allow for proper transfer of semen.
Better lift the tail and check for claspers on Knucklehead, then reassure it that you are a male by asking if it would like to check.
despite the fact that it saw you urinate on her.
e35fef No.302750
>>302730
>>302749
B, C, and D it is
21bbad No.302752
54643b No.302754
>>302730
We have to touch it, maybe lick it.
C
ec1c41 No.302755
b15ce2 No.302780
004223 No.302793
>>302730
A, we can't think with our dicks just yet. Let's take the time to know her and take her out to places first before we consider giving her the dick.
c102ac No.302817
962501 No.302820
>>302817
Jesus christ, how hard is it for you newniggers to sage?
7a6f98 No.302824
63048a No.302844
I'm coming for you Glo. I got a tablet.
559e58 No.302858
>>302730
CAD.
C- touch her tail, that's obligatory.
A- tell her she can turn around, that's all for our examination.
D- let her play doctor as well.
3a5625 No.303149
>>302730
C without a doubt.
Maaaybe B
8aaccc No.303155
>>302730
D or bust.
Time to get serious OP you've had a whole thread and a half it's time to DELIVER the goods.
6b045b No.303156
>>303155
Nice dubs but please lern2sage
47e4e5 No.303160
910647 No.303164
>>302730
I vote D. We've bulli'd enough.
a0f7c0 No.303169
>>303155
>thread updated!
>nope, just another fucker not saging
This newfaggotry, I swear to ammit…
8aaccc No.303171
>>303169
>>303156
You know if you click someone's id you can see their previous posts in a thread right?
885db9 No.303174
ec1c41 No.303177
>>303171
So you're saying you should know better and thus be bullied more severely for your lapse? Well… alright…
8aaccc No.303185
>>303177
Look Mr.Dubs I'm just hanging out for some shark pussy like the rest of us.
8384d8 No.303207
>>302730
D
It's about time we got ourselves some shark pussy.
f6a36b No.303317
Testing the waters, you rub the underside of Knucklehead's tail. Her skin was rough, almost like sandpaper. She let out a yelp, tail flapping gently. Cute.
Hmm…it's probably good to check if that hole of hers works, right? With your pointer finger at the ready, you poked at the little spot between both butt cheeks.
Before you can even register what the hole felt like, a hard tail slap knocked your whole body into the sand, Knucklehead screeching in surprise.
63048a No.303322
>>303317
NO MULTIPLE CHOICE? VERY WELL. THEN IT IS WAR.
WHIP HER ASS, TACKLE HER AND GIVE HER THE BALOGNE!
6e6026 No.303323
>>303317
Begin to narrate as Steve Irwin
"Blimey! This Sheila's got one heck of a tail on her, both in beauty and in strength, as my cheek just found out."
f39391 No.303324
>>303317
>like 2 votes for B
>All of the damn votes for D
<Nup, you're steve irwining it anyway
Waifu why?
Apologise to sharkfu, say she's welcome to look us over if it'll make her feel better or just leave it if she's too freaked out. fucks sake if she tears our damn leg off I swear…
f3fb62 No.303325
>>303317
Start laughing manically
this response should of been totally expected have our dunderhead have him give a thumbs up that his fine and apologize
070589 No.303326
>>303317
>>303325
Lets go with this
997d37 No.303334
>>303322
I AGREE WITH THIS MAN, WE MUST GIVE HER THE D
022fa7 No.303336
>>303317
this thread and many others have made me realize the day we get to see mons, every scenario written here will play out in that day. Boy, even with fictional girls we still are dropping spaghetti.
>>303325
Lol I like this let go with it.
7a6f98 No.303340
559e58 No.303345
>>303317
Get up, scratch our chin while looking at her and say "interesting…", then offer to be examined as well.
fb4cbc No.303353
3e2596 No.303356
>>303325
>>303326
>>303336
>>303353
These are so fucking retarded that I'm catching second-hand embarrassment. I'll throw mine in for roughhousing >>303322 if only to prevent seeing it.
8d9a67 No.303361
>>303356
You're retarded why are your trying to make him fight the waifu?
63048a No.303363
>>303361
Girls like a little fight for dominance and light bullying, which gets the blood flowing and leads to lewdness if you let her win a little. As ancient astronaut theorists believe.
3e2596 No.303364
>>303361
>No u!
Roughhousing is part of skinship that almost always leads into intimacy, you fucking dolt. They're not actually fighting.
8d9a67 No.303365
>>303364
>>303363
We literally just jubbed you up.the couch
I dont think we really have a segway to roughhousing
The best thing to do now givin the circumstances that would make senses givin what just happaned is to laugh it off it was ridiculous and silly
Jumping up at her and trying to roughhouse after doing something like that is going to do nothing but scare ypu you fucking autists it doesnt make any sense in this context we can do some of goofing around later though just not right now
8d9a67 No.303367
>>303365
Her up*
Not sure what happaned with my English there
f39391 No.303368
63048a No.303369
>>303365
It's a shark you fucking dip if we don't assert dominance now she'll think we're a cuck. We need to shove more things up her holes to make her our beta. You're the autist, too scared to play rough with a girl.
It's very simple, we just need to go about it slowly and ease her into the bully, like biting her shoulder and hugging her until the dick accidentally slips in.
3e2596 No.303372
>>303365
She just hit him. He has a history of getting physical. Hell, they both do. Do you not understand what roughhousing actually is? Do you think he's going to break her arm or something?
Continuing to be playfully physical with her is one of the only ways I can see him actually playing off ramming his fingers in her junk like some creepy retard. The alternative, laughing like a maniac about it after sent him sprawling for it, is so autismo that I'm actually astonished someone could think it's a reasonable facsimile of personal interaction. At least horsing around has a small chance of letting her believe he was just messing with her or something.
>Haha whoops sorry about ramming my fingers in your shark vagina haha
>Teehee we cool right?
Fucking retarded.
6575a3 No.303378
>>303365
I agree, John is a bit dim so a reaction like this should be in his wheelhouse.
>>303372
>>303369
> playfully physical with her is one of the only ways I can see him actually playing off ramming his fingers in her junk like some creepy retard.
Christ, so your solution is to get more physical?
>I just stuck my fingers in you, now I'm going to pin you down
>its just a prank bro
/monster/
8d9a67 No.303380
>>303372
Its more like
>hahaha holy shit that was dumb sorry
>he has a history of rough housing
Punching her in the face is not a history or rough houseing tardicus
8d9a67 No.303384
>>303369
It doesnt make any sense in the context of the situation though
3e2596 No.303389
>>303378
>Christ, so your solution is to get more physical?
As opposed to admitting guilt/wrongdoing by laughing like a mental patient and apologizing? That's a surefire way to make this incredibly awkward and put everything into a bad mood. This isn't some minor joke taken too far man. You don't get away with shit like this with a 'haha my bad.'
Don't draw attention to it. Don't make a big deal out of it. Confidence will get you everywhere with women. So fucking keep at it. Act like nothing is wrong, escalate, and obfuscate your fuck up by continuing your behavior. John should pick his ass up, fling himself at her (in a playful manner, not like a rapist as you seem to think), and give her a fucking noogie or something.
Erase the fuckup by changing the context of it from creepy and stupid to just an aspect of their physical courtmanship.
8d9a67 No.303392
>>303389
You sound like a fucking sociopath dude
Its not laughing like a mental patient its laughing like a guy who just did simething really fucking dorky and silly
Because of course if he stuck his fingers in the hole her tail would hit him
Its so obvious its funny
8d9a67 No.303395
>>303392
Hell we could even say
"Haha i guess that makes us even"
In reference to punching her in the face earlier
fb4cbc No.303396
>>303389
This is way more creepy and stupid than simple laughing off from an accident and saying sorry, >>303392 is right following your logic gonna end up making the shark being creeped out and go back to the ocean.
3e2596 No.303397
>>303392
>>303393
>its laughing like a guy who just did simething really fucking dorky and silly
>Deliberately sticking your fingers in someones vagina
>really fucking dorky and silly
HAHA JUST A JOKE WHOOPS HOW DID THAT GET THERE TEEHEE
Should he also say Honk Honk?
8d9a67 No.303398
8d9a67 No.303400
>>303397
Also to be clear
It was
>yap thats a hole
Not
>yap those are wholes
And trying to laugh off a dumb thing the mc did is better then trying to literally rape the shark waifu
Which is what it sounds like you and your team what to try and get him do/move to doing
ec1c41 No.303404
>>303372
>>303389
>Everything I know about human interaction I learned from shitty PUA forums, the posts.
In all seriousness, holy fuck, sure, we were retarded by steve irwining her (still calling bullshit on that by the way). But thinking a bit of light wrasslin's gonna defuse the situation after she just FLOORED US FOR BAD TOUCH is pants-on-head tier.
74e64a No.303408
>>303325
This, also comment how cute her tail is.
3e2596 No.303409
>>303404
>But thinking a bit of light wrasslin's gonna defuse the situation
The entire situation is retarded, yes. Changing the context is the best bet though. As of yet, John has nothing to apologize for. He didn't give one shit about demanding to see her vagina, or touching it. Apparently he considers this perfectly reasonable behavior. Lest you forget, this is the man that punched her full force in the nose, then pissed on her shortly thereafter. Common sense doesn't apply, so don't be shackled by it.
Considering that she hit him "in surprise" and not nearly hard enough to do any (seeming) harm, the situation is left rather open-ended in how he responds to it maybe, the OP might not have put options in for a reason, allowing him (us) to create whatever context we please behind the vagina touching. If he starts apologizing, then he's done wrong and that's how things will necessarily progress. If he doesn't, then the skies the limits on how it'll go.
I vastly prefer the latter, if only for the merest chance of actually keep things lighthearted and silly, rather than deliberately tanking it.
be7c34 No.303415
>OP picking shit with hardly any votes making retarded situations
Either pick for us or follow the votes. Anything in between is frustrating bullshit.
63048a No.303417
>>303415
Give it the benefit of the doubt, maybe she just started the comic already and didn't feel like backpedaling and redoing the whole thing and the votes came later or something. God knows I feel like that sometimes.
910647 No.303439
>>303409
We've gone far beyond the point where reason is relevant in any capacity - I agree with your course of action.
>>303415
To be fair, we weren't following the votes either. Everyone picked some bizarre combination. Waifu's going to go crazy looking for a consensus this time.
f3fb62 No.303454
>>303439
The choice is split between
A.be even creeper and attempt (((ROUGH HOUSING)))
Or
B.Laugh at how stupid it was to sticky
Your fingers in an hole
63048a No.303460
>>303454
A: Keep the pressure up and get laid*
B: Re-enact the memey laugh from final fantasy after fingering a fish vagina like a total fucking spaz.*
No wonder you're on an image board instead of on a date fam.
f3fb62 No.303464
>>303460
same goes for you my dude
63048a No.303467
>>303464
Actually, famalamadingdongditchabitch I just finished my date and came home for a nice night of tardbashing before I have to catch my cruiseliner to winner village. Enjoy your wagecuckery, small brained pepe, mr. Fat-stack, crinkle-winkle brain wojack will be waiting here to meme you again when you inevitably post more terrible advice on interacting with women.
f3fb62 No.303468
>>303467
wow chad thats all pretty impressive
L:^)
54643b No.303526
>>303467
Mentally ill seth rogan pls
995419 No.303536
Tell her that we knew what her drawing earlier meant, and we were just teasing her. Apologize for startling her. Ask if we hurt her at all. Offer to kiss it and make it feel better.
740ec8 No.303538
>>303317
>this
>"The Last Bastion of Romance"
>mfw
d24a22 No.303545
>>303317
>not even first date
>rams his fist into her
51b24f No.303546
>>303545
We did that the moment we met her.
d24a22 No.303549
>>303546
I'm going to ram my fist into you in a minute lad if you forget to sage again. newfags need to exclusively lurk for at least 15 years before posting.
2e40ff No.303559
The only winning move to do now is to drop all our spaghetti, run back to the house, lock the door, and drink some booze.
Do not pass go. Do not collect shark girl.
910647 No.303620
>>303536
I like this one too. Works for me.
6e6026 No.303621
>>303536
Yeah changing my vote to this.
We've had our bully, now it's time for loving aftercare
0b0bd6 No.303623
>>303536
Worth a shot at least…
989760 No.303626
>>303536
…..Well it's slightly more sane than the others, so have another vote.
7a6f98 No.303628
>>303536
This is good, go with this
f3fb62 No.303631
>>303536
Fuck…yeah ok
Im going to go ahead and say that this is also a pretty good option, and my second choice behind what i originally suggested
…
Maybe we can work them into a single reaction?
0c54bc No.303915
>>303536
This seems the least autistic thing to do. Let's go for it.
26299e No.304200
89ba11 No.304208
>>303536
GO WITH THIS ONE WAIFU!
575d9c No.304782
>>303536
>getting us out of an autistic shitfit and possibly into lewds
I applaud you, good sir. You have my vote.
f6a36b No.305016
You lift your head from the sand, shaking off a couple grains.
"Don't think I don't know what that drawing meant."
You of course were referring to the crudely drawn picture of Knucklehead being lovingly fucked in the ass by you.
Knucklehead looked a bit embarrassed.
"Sorry for startling you but I just wanted to tease. Want me to kiss it better?"
Knucklehead's face scrunches up before she punches you in the shoulder. You fake a quick, "Ow."
You lift yourself off of the ground and wipe down your clothes, exhaling.
"Anyways…I should really go."
You can see Knucklehead's expression immediately go into worry.
"There's work that needs to be done. Bills don't pay themselves."
Knucklehead wants to fight back, but it seems even an underwater creature of hell can understand the struggles of paying your dues.
So instead, she opts to look down begrudgingly.
A. Invite her to sit with you while you work.
B. Promise you'll come back out later.
C. Bring your work outside.
D. Fuck work.
8aaccc No.305018
47e4e5 No.305019
>>305016
A. we'll make a secretary out of her yet boys
26299e No.305021
>>305018
>*sigh*
*teleports behind you*
A
d95940 No.305024
53be82 No.305025
>>305016
A, sounds adorable.
ec1c41 No.305028
>>305016
A with the caveat she keeps her hydration under control and asks before chewing on anything.
e35fef No.305045
>>305021
I wish my waifu would teleport behind me
>>305016
A
070589 No.305048
>>305016
A, She can sit, but she can't make a mess, but we really don't have anything to help with her salt water condition, maybe fill the tub with sea water for a just in case? Rip bathtub
885db9 No.305051
A
give her some mundane shit to do and sat its part of your work to make her feel like shes helping.
99ddf0 No.305052
51f360 No.305062
55883d No.305072
>>305016
B
Fuck the bandwagon. Too much attention and togetherness can be bad as well. I also wish to see how nerd operates alone.
910647 No.305077
6e6026 No.305078
191f5d No.305090
Been waiting, welcome back.
b2d146 No.305122
A
>>305090
Apologize for socking her in the face.
21865b No.305179
>>305016
Option A but work in the buff, if she hugs you it would ruin your clothes! Salt stains are a pain to get rid of
eb4cde No.305212
>>305018
>*sigh*
gb2 reddit
>>305016
C
eb4cde No.305214
>>305212
sorry forgot to sage
fd03b4 No.308481
5a361f No.308520
>>308481
waifu is known for having commitment issues
910647 No.308544
26d577 No.309293
>>309292
You sir are a faggot and a scoundrel.
26299e No.309304
>>309293
>You sir
Back to reddit
47e4e5 No.309309
>>309292
Grr
this is actually pretty in character for a faggotcat
f3fb62 No.309314
962501 No.309340
47e4e5 No.309345
8aaccc No.309395
>It's not an update just trolling
ded thread.
559e58 No.309398
>>309292
I will murder your kind.
997d37 No.309440
>>309292
I'll admit it you got us but you still deserve to be taken out back and shot like ol' yeller
962501 No.309491
>>309345
>having a sense of quality to posting is now reddit
bd5f48 No.310680
And yet another CYOA by waifu dies
3a4705 No.310877
>>310680
we got to punch and piss on the girl. we've done really everything a healthy relationship should do.
c1fa25 No.312530
b2d5b2 No.312531
2af50a No.312536
32bf2b No.312544
>>312527
I want to say you didn't get me this time, but even though this was exactly what I expected I still opened the thread, so I suppose you sort of did.
1756c4 No.312566
Stop feeding the faggot cat with (you)'s you idiots!
95fdb9 No.312609
>>305016
>The prove that not being a NEET ruins everything
Now I know why so many animu protags don't have a job.
4abcc4 No.321702
9009bc No.321703
>>321702
Don't feed the faggotcat.
d68b81 No.322180
4540e5 No.330637
>>305016
Is it safe to assume waifu didn't choose the D?