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>/monster/ news
-Nothing out of the ordinary apart from occasionaly appearing newfags.
Reminder that it is better to falsely call out oldfags and take flak for the mistake instead of letting newfag cancer run wild.
>8ch news
-Codemonkey deleted all previously saved IPs and new ones get hashed before being saved on the server. Because of this, all old posts have the same ID.
-Newfags / Redditors are still a noticeable problem, posting quality is declining with no improvement in sight.
-Current state of /pol/ remains a hot topic as its genuine defenders and critics both suffer from intl & leftypol infiltration.
-Codemonkey is making a last call to everyone who want their boards restored.
>>>/sudo/36710
>world news
-French voted for Macron, EU tyranny and refugees.
Nationality not yet confirmed but it seems muslims already celebrate the victory.
http://archive.is/nUWBL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4486314/Armed-police-Gare-du-Nord-Paris-station-evacuated.html
>last thread
>>284809 nyaa.se has been shut down due to no-fun communist EU laws https://torrentfreak.com/anime-torrent-site-nyaa-goes-down-after-domain-name-deactivation-170502/
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▶ 4c3d26 (1) No.286976>>286994 >>287003
I've been researching Aux's behaviors and I have come to the conclusion that there's a 1% chance he's human, 1% chance he's a spic(not human), and about 98% chance he's an Alp.
I rolled a natural 20 next die so maybe he's a spic/human but you never know.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.286994
 | Rolled 9 (1d20) |
>>286976
If he's not an alp this roll will have to be a 20
▶ 802f83 (1) No.286995>>287015 >>287504
Anybody who knows how to properly edit images want to try do this in non-shitty way?
▶ 6b046b (1) No.286997>>287023
Friendly reminder that your waifu would love you tenderly, do anything for you, and would fuck you so hard your pelvis gets rekt once the inter-dimensional portals and shit get working.
▶ c5a6ee (2) No.287002
>>286923 (OP)
>edit just copy and paste
t-thanks aux
▶ 91e577 (1) No.287003
>>286976
It was determined he was a loli alp baphomet ages ago, Anon.
▶ 000013 (1) No.287015
>>286995
>get GIMP
>select by colour tool
>layer>transparency>colour to alpha
>cut, copy, paste as needed
Could be done better if you played around with select by colour threshold and such.
▶ d2f210 (2) No.287023
>>286997
She better get the cern portal open soon as much as i know shed be happy with old man me, id rathef be young me when tbe portal opens
I can see it now
>breaking:LHC breaks down
Days later
>cern researchers not heard from since lhc break down
Come on bae im waiting for you, find a probable cause of entry already
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.287024>>287035
To answer the oft-asked question about a permanent archive of all our writefaggotry, how about a stickied library thread with a fuckton of pastebin links?
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287035
>>287024
The pastebin links would also probably have to be archived, as they apparently get deleted eventually if left unused for too long, don't they?
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287040>>287045
Alright, I need a good explanation. Why has the 3DPD-loving /waifuist/ board recently had an explosion of uids that launched it into the top 5 boards? It's been an extremely long time since it was even in the top 25.
▶ f86e59 (2) No.287045
>>287040
No idea. Seems it's some sort of 3DPD image dumping ground with a lot of circklejerking going on.
▶ 0a4b89 (1) No.287046>>287048 >>287061
Why are these threads allowed? >>275844
All they do is attract faggotry.
▶ bc235c (1) No.287048>>287061
>>287046
Threads like that always walk the thin line between fun roleplay with some decent memes and painful autism. That particular thread is probably leaning more towards the autism side.
▶ 620c32 (1) No.287058
>>286923 (OP)
In case no one has found it yet, some of the old staff set up a new mirror at
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/ and https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/
Non-h content through May 1st was saved, but h-content is running off of a 2016 database.
▶ f86e59 (2) No.287061>>287066 >>287072
>>287046
>>287048
This entire board is autism m80s
▶ 62a247 (1) No.287062>>287081 >>287100
James Comey just got fired
>>>/pol/9885472
▶ ded811 (15) No.287066>>287068 >>287080 >>287099 >>287112
>>287061
Yeah but /human/ threads (and any other "be the monster girl" RP threads) skirt dangerously close to furfag-level autism. Last time we had a bunch of RP threads we got edgy donut steel OCs and cuckolding.
There used to be a >>>/human/ but I don't think it's up anymore. If people want /human/ threads they should go there.
▶ 600654 (1) No.287068
>>287066
I remember that one Monster Girls in the Service Industry thread that started off well enough, but then devolved in to cringy RP bullshit when that witchy faggot showed up and no one told him to fuck off I miss Plumberanon
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287072
>>287061
RP is a different breed of 'tism and can easily get out of check.
▶ 3f446f (6) No.287080
>>287066
Seems /human/ is still alive and well … relatively speaking. At least alive in the sense that the link works.
▶ c8935d (1) No.287081
>>287062
that backdoor loving faggot deserves what he gets
▶ b96f0a (1) No.287099
>>287066
It's like surfing anon. Enjoy the ride for as long as possible until someone sods the whole thing up.
▶ 2b1669 (1) No.287100>>287102 >>287104
▶ ded811 (15) No.287104
>>287100
>>287102
>Fired on TV by the You're Fired Guy from TV
▶ 339c83 (4) No.287112>>287119
>>287066 (checked)
The last /human/ threads went along fine even if they were a while ago. I don't see what the problem is. It's not like there aren't plenty of greentrexts and shit that come out of the MG perspective in other threads as well.
I'm pretty sure >>>/human/ was made for more than one /human/ thread. but no one really posts enough to justify it.
▶ ded811 (15) No.287119>>287120 >>287127
>>287112
A story from an MG's perspective is perfectly fine. It provides an interesting change of perspective, and a lot of writefags use it very well.
Anons just pretending to be MGs in a thread is funny at first, (and gives hope that they're over on the other side trying just as hard to break through to us as we are to them) but can get really autistic really fast. I worry that, especially with such an influx of newfags (and only more to come with summer fast approaching), some idiots are going to see our joke threads and assume that this isn't just a place for people who want to marry and impregnate monster girls, but for people who want to BE monster girls as well.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287120>>287122
>>287119
>women on the internet
no such thing motherfucker.
▶ ded811 (15) No.287122>>287124
>>287120
I didn't mean women, I meant faggots
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287124>>287125
>>287122
faggots don't count as people.
▶ ded811 (15) No.287125
▶ 339c83 (4) No.287127>>287128
>>287119
I'm not really concerned with newfags. Bully them and they'll have to fall inline. especially since they have to leave the thread at some point.
Besides, it's not people making their donut steel OC. It's the same as any other board where everything is anonymous and it runs just like /monster/ thread. I'd see cause for concern if it's more than a single thread, but that's all it is.
▶ 339c83 (4) No.287128
>>287127
>any other board
Fugg, meant any other thread.
▶ e79846 (8) No.287149>>287152
Why are there so many terrible, autistic threads up?
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.287152>>287181
>>287149
Care to actually tell us which ones you mean, or are you just shitposting?
▶ e79846 (8) No.287181
>>287152
All the bad roleplaying threads like the /human/ thread and the help thread.
▶ 77d205 (1) No.287183>>287187
Hey Aux.
According to the Odilitime, all the old archives from 8archive.moe are now linked to 8chan and can be accessed via archive.8ch.net. However, if archiving is disabled the old archives cannot be accessed. Could you turn on archiving for /monster/?
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287187>>287189 >>287212
>>287183
sometime ago most threads were tied to one IP and it was really retarded bug, between that and the IP leak found in board logs. I'm going to wait on it until codemonkey hashes the fucking IP's
▶ f6b359 (1) No.287189>>287212
>>287187
I think he started doing that and that's why the last crash happened in the first place.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287212
>>287189
>>287187
Didn't he already hash it in a way that made all the old IPs the same?
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287260>>287266 >>287270 >>287272
Mother's Day soon. Do you have a motheru or any ara fantasies?
▶ b4eec9 (3) No.287261>>287262
what does he mean by this?
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287262>>287263
>>287261
Click the link and find out, anon.
▶ b4eec9 (3) No.287263>>287264
>>287262
I did and it didn't.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287264>>287267
>>287263
You wouldn't have posted spurdo if you didn't completely understand it by now.
▶ 1ee61b (4) No.287266>>287288
>>287260
a holstaur who's about 10 years older than me, acting like a doting mother to me and engaging in passionate love-making with me
actual incest is kinda gross, but the idea of fucking an older woman who knows what she wants (and doesnt have a 3dpd personality) but doesnt try to force it on you is hot
▶ b4eec9 (3) No.287267
>>287264
If hotwheels was still admin I'd have thought it was a name for one of his new pets but I don't understand. why is benis winning? Harris is the superior meme anyway
▶ 18d2b8 (1) No.287270>>287271
>>287260
>tfw no Ara Ara Christmas cake monster girl
>tfw you won't fall asleep between her breasts while she gently strokes your hair and whispers how important you are to her
▶ b6703a (10) No.287272>>287274 >>287278 >>287288 >>287297
>>287260
>mother fantasies
Only the sort involving a monster girl that I made a mother myself
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287274>>287278 >>287288 >>287495
>>287272
That's the spirit.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287278>>287288
>>287272
>>287274
I want to help my daughterus cook their mother a breakfast in bed.
▶ 92be22 (1) No.287288>>287312
>>287266 (Checked)
Beard, what is with all these dubs?
>>287272
>>287274
>>287278
Patrician taste, comrade. This pleases Ammit.
▶ 3f446f (6) No.287297>>287301 >>287304
>>287272
This is the only correct response for having a mother fetish. If you're a real man, remember to hold hands with interlocking fingers when you're getting her pregnant
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287301>>287336
>>287297
>not also turning the lights off for maximum lewdness
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287304>>287495
>>287297
>When you're a mothercon
>For your daughteru's mother, of course
▶ 3f446f (6) No.287327
>>287325
>Illias posting
>>>/out/
▶ a5360a (1) No.287336>>287407
>>287301
>Turning off the lights
>Not wanting to look her deep in the eyes as you fill her womb with your baby batter
▶ f55aba (5) No.287373>>287389 >>287390
>>287325
Anyone else see a similarity between Ilias and Reitia?
▶ 088731 (1) No.287375
Well, if you guys are in oklahoma, looks like that's going to turn to spain soon.
http://newsok.com/article/5548406
https://legiscan.com/OK/text/HB1121/id/1524694
https://legiscan.com/OK/bill/HB1121/2017
Basically, domestic violence cases are being moved to family courts, so they can be managed by Paladykes. It's going to be Spain in OK if this passes, and it most likely will since a 3DPD is governor.
▶ 1b7949 (3) No.287376>>287382 >>287386 >>287493
I don't know if anyone cares, but cuckchan's clique of fan translators and other translator groups are now pushing more SJW shit in their translations. Some of them are into monster girls and may be pushing into that soon as well after pretty anon quit. A lot of them are now shitting up anime, hentai, and manga translations due to asshurt over people sick of censorship and their bullshit.
http://archive.is/vlAi7
▶ e79846 (8) No.287382>>287384 >>287393
>>287376
Don't we have our own translators here or on 8chan in general. Let's just do our own stuff and treat halfchan translations like the trash it is.
Also,
>tfw no qt monster girl to go on a crusade against 3DPD and Paladykes
>tfw you won't hold your waifu's hand as you watch a screeching Paladyke burn at the stake
AMMIT VULT
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287384>>287391
>>287382
There still needs to be more translators here to begin with so we can have everything work at a reliable pace.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287386>>287451
>>287376
>caring about cuckchan.
Just go to reddit and show it to kotaku in action.
▶ b2e2f9 (4) No.287389>>287409
>>287373
Isn't Reitia more similar to Druella?
▶ f6f527 (11) No.287390>>287401
>>287373
Just because they both have wings does not make them the same. Reitia is a kind and loving protector. llias is hateful and destructive. Know the difference!
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287391
>>287384
It's a good time to learn Japanese and help out our scanlators.
▶ db8b94 (2) No.287393>>287400
>>287382
What would paladins of Ammit or Reitia be like? Both the average ones and the more zealous ones.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.287400>>287409
>>287393
The paladins of Reitia would be lynching pedophiles one day and then reading books to children the next day.
▶ a34584 (1) No.287401
>>287390
Ilias used to be kinda good and loving in the beginning, when her enemy was the literal embodiment of darkness. She got crazy and hateful over time.
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.287407>>287410
>>287336
>Not wanting to snuggle up next to her after you finish inside your waifu
>Not falling asleep in each others arms your last words to her that night being how much she means to you
>Not waking up in the morning to her sleeping smiling face
>Not being proud days later when she tells you she's pregnant
▶ b6703a (10) No.287409>>287413 >>287416
>>287389
>comparing our mother goddess to a mind-raping succubitch
Reitia is pure and wants us to find our waifus, not just drop them in our laps
>>287400
Dubs confirm. Paladins of Ammit probably wouldn't be too much different from the usual outside of being more positive towards monster girls
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287410>>287411
>>287407
Tio is the most worthy of being impregnated. I swear she has a motherly aura to her.
▶ 0e3a83 (1) No.287411>>287414
>>287410
Tio best grill
to pure for this chan/planet/universe
▶ b2e2f9 (4) No.287413>>287456
>>287409
She's more like her than Ilias, tbh.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287414
>>287411
Tio is best Girl, best Big Sis and best Mom even though she's not a mom. Cow Tio is a close second.
▶ db8b94 (2) No.287416>>287456
>>287409
Wouldn't mind a waifu getting dropped in my lap since I don't go out much.
▶ 1b7949 (3) No.287451>>287453 >>287476 >>287478 >>287590 >>287725
>>287386
I just wanted to let people know that there is going to be more cancerous drama and shitty translations for shit soon. A lot of them seem to be pushing this shit hard. Sad panda got hit hard by a bunch of clique bullshit and mods deleting high quality scans as well. Sad panda is also deleting a lot of content again.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287453>>287476 >>287522
>>287451
Looks like nhentai would be a temporary refuge until someone makes a suitable replacement for Sad Panda.
▶ b6703a (10) No.287456>>287494 >>287587
>>287413
If you think Reitia is at all like Ilias or Druella then you don't know her very well.
>>287416
Ammit helps those who help themselves. Step it up anon
▶ b6b94b (1) No.287461
impregnation is the best fetish right after pure love
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287476>>287481
>>287451
>>287453
I think tsumino is decent.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.287478>>287479
>>287451
>Sad panda got hit hard by a bunch of clique bullshit and mods deleting high quality scans as well.
Can you elaborate on this?
>Sad panda is also deleting a lot of content again.
This happened before?
▶ 1b7949 (3) No.287479>>287481 >>287554
>>287478
Fakku caused the first massive deletion of content to get shekels for SJWeeb translators since fakku wanted to be the new crunchyrole of porn. Elaboration on the new deletion is that a some autistic translator who is friends with the mod team is posting shit quality translations and scans while also getting older, higher quality versions of what he posted deleted by mods. A lot of skilled and old groups got fucked over by this autist and are now not doing any translations anymore since the sad panda team is banning them for trying to re-post their higher quality scans.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287481
>>287476
That's one alternative.
>>287479
They need an alternative site.
▶ bd1b4f (1) No.287493>>287499
>>287376
>First they came for muh vidya gaems
> Now they come for our bootleg Mongolian comic porn
Will there ever be an enough for these maniacs
▶ e79846 (8) No.287494>>287496
>>287456
Kinda hard to go out and try and find a waifu when you're not going to find one.
Knowing my luck though, if I did find a monster girl, she'd look at me, smirk, call me a loser for thinking i'd have a remote chance with her, then either insult me more or punch me in the gut and laugh.
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.287495>>287498
>>287274
>>287304
This has bothered me for the longest time so I may as well say it now. Why do daughterus in so many of these pics look like clones of their mom? Don't know about you guys, but I would like my kids to resemble me at least somewhat. I mean if she looks a lot like her mother I'd still love her but come on, not even a different hair and eye colour?
▶ a256fe (1) No.287496>>287501
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287498>>287501
>>287495
Izuna had a son that looks exactly like his father. Problem is that the boy inherited his mom's fox features.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.287499>>287500
>>287493
That is the nature of these people. Everything must fall in line with their vision of the world. No dissent or variation can be allowed for fear they may lose control. They may take our video games or they may take our porn, or they may even try to take away our right to the internet. But they can never take away our love. So long as we keep love within our hearts we will never be beaten.
▶ e79846 (8) No.287500>>287501 >>287502
>>287499
That and hate. I long for the day where someone says enough and stabs a sjw to death in front of their friends.
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.287501>>287510 >>287511
>>287496
Stop replying to robots, faggot.
>>287498
Yeah it's pretty gay, probably explains why their series is cursed with such fuckhorrible doujins.
>>287500
I'm not gonna give you shit or some trite moral lecture for feeling that way, but ultimately that would either make the SJWs more sympathetic to the populace or at best not change much. You could wipe every SJW on the planet off the face of the earth and in some way, shape, or form, they will return. Maybe not with the same political opinions, maybe not with with the same competence, but they will return. Which is why you must always be steadfast in finding and removing them.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.287502>>287512
>>287500
I believe that goes without saying. Hate and love are two sides of the same coin. If you dont hate whatever or whoever harms what you claim to love then you cant truly love. I would call love and righteous anger to be one of the most powerful forces on this earth.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287508
▶ e79846 (8) No.287510>>287522
>>287501
>tfw no 40k-esque inquisition of Ammit
>tfw I won't get to chase after sjws, cucks, and kikes with a chainsword all for my waifu
Fuck, that'd even get me to stop being a robot for good. Can't be sad when you're putting heretics to the flame.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287511
>>287501
At least Shinrabanshou had a good thread/dump here.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287512
>>287502
You're exactly right. JUSTICE is what you get when love and hate hold hands.
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.287522>>287524
>>287453
>doing that to lisa
>>287510
I want to chase after heretics in a MS
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287524>>287525
>>287522
Sometimes you gotta disarm a gun toting maniac. The scary part is what she'll do when rearmed.
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.287525>>287586
>>287524
>She finds out she likes it
That would be worse
▶ 074f07 (3) No.287554>>287588 >>287589
>>287479
>Elaboration on the new deletion is that a some autistic translator who is friends with the mod team is posting shit quality translations and scans while also getting older, higher quality versions of what he posted deleted by mods.
I want to physically remove those people.
▶ 694ff2 (1) No.287562>>289225
WHERE IS THE NEW VIDYA BOARD
▶ b6703a (10) No.287586>>287592
>>287525
What's the matter anon? It's like you don't want to romance the qt killing machine or something.
▶ b2e2f9 (4) No.287587
>>287456
Hey, I'm just saying, at lest Reitia and Druella don't kill true love like Ilias does. I was making a statement about Ilias being a shit, not that Reitia is just like Druella.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287588
>>287554
That's the spirit!
▶ e79846 (8) No.287589
>>287554
Sometimes, the best answer is beatings. A lead pipe across the face tends to make people stop acting like assholes.
Also, how hard or expensive is it to run your own site? If I was able to, i'd make an alternative place for good quality scans.
▶ b869d5 (2) No.287590
>>287451
What other evidence can you provide for us? do you have something from sadpanda that would confirm this, or something from these scanlation groups that can also confirm this?
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.287592>>287594
>>287586
I jsut wouldn't do that to lisa. she needs a hug honestly
▶ b869d5 (2) No.287593
Just gotta push for Project LISA
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287594>>287598
>>287592
Lisa's insanity is due to her transition from human to Cast. Also…
>"CASTs were once used as alternative bodies for those with enormous Photon aptitude. Due to the sheer randomness of Photon aptitude in 1st Generation ARKS, those whose aptitude exceeded the limits of their human bodies, such as Regius and Maria, were transformed into CASTs. Humans may undergo a procedure to become a CAST, sacrificing a large majority of their original bodies in place of a CAST body. Organic tissue from a transfer still remains, enabling CASTs to reproduce."
Lisa can still get pregnant and have children. I don't know how someone unstable like her will be like as a mother. Make sure the guns and the kids are not in the same room.
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.287598>>287599 >>287603
>>287594
>She teaches your children how to properly maintain and behave around a firearm
I don't see a problem there
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287599>>287603
>>287598
Well, I guess Lisa and her kids will shoot up some furry creatures together.
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287603>>287606
>>287598
>>287599
>Be /k/ommando
>Have Lisa as a wife
>Have a couple of kids with her
>Enjoy my loving family and our shared hobby of guns
>Go on fun hobbies like range trips, hunting trips, furry removal, blasting away ATF agents, and the like
>Life is good
THE BEST
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287610>>287611 >>287614 >>287616 >>287618 >>287633
Why is femdom allowed here anyway? Isn't femdom just some Paladyke bullshit?
▶ 3e5ec1 (1) No.287611>>287613
>>287610
No anon. It can also be loving and very happy.
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287613>>287620 >>287622 >>287642
>>287611
Except that rarely or never happens. Usually it's reddit and tumblr bulldykes rape you with a strap on femdom. Femdom just allows for feminism and the like to stay around.
▶ 074f07 (3) No.287615
>>287614
I'm femdomfag and I approve this message.
▶ 8bc131 (4) No.287616
>>287614
it is impossible not to know this already unless your new here.
so…
>>287610
you must be new here
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.287618>>287619
>>287610
That depends on a number of things. Did you buy a dominatrix as an escort or are you in a lifestyle D/s relationship? If the latter, then love is a prerequisite, and the form changes based on the couple. It could just be a motherly affection and authority, or it could be a Mistress/pet sort of relationship, or it could be chastity, whips and humiliation. It depends entirely on the couple and what they get off too. Often it's only practised in the bedroom, with life otherwise assuming the typical male dominant role. Lifestyle Dominant/submissive is a very complex and varied thing that goes beyond just a fetish (but invariably includes several) and is only ever done between a loving couple that are/will soon be married. It has no inherent connection to paladykes. As >>287614 pointed out, /monster/ generally isn't into the more extreme stuff.
▶ 853b74 (1) No.287619
>>287618
>Often it's only practised in the bedroom, with life otherwise assuming the typical male dominant role
This is the best option, hands down.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287620
>>287613
>Femdom is one type of shit
How new are you?
▶ 36fb23 (1) No.287622
>>287613
>Except that rarely or never happens. Usually it's reddit and tumblr bulldykes rape you with a strap on femdom. Femdom just allows for feminism and the like to stay around.
In regular porn maybe. Don't watch that shit, it's bad for you. Lurk more and rid yourself of what skews your perspective.
Monster girls are based on mythological / fantasy creatures who are stronger than regular humans and (typically) have no male counterparts, so they aggressively pursue a mate to reproduce, often falling in love with them too. Monster girls dominate and rape because they want to have a husband and kids. The kinkier version are dominant succubi and the like who seduce and rape men because they need "energy" to sustain themselves. Sometimes it's both. That's femdom in monster girls context. There is no way for the feminazi to enter the community because even with femdom on top of it monster girls are women who need men in their lives, often to have children. Not only that, the target of their lust is the proverbial fucking white male, with whom they typically want to be in a monogamous relationship with. Note how hated cucking and similar shitty fetishes are here despite femdom being a part of every monster girl canon. It's antithetical to everything the feminazi and SJWs stand for. "bulldykes rape you with a strap on" style femdom is extremely rare with monster girls and you won't find it around here.
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287623>>287624 >>287625 >>287626 >>287636 >>287672
Ok, how do you get a monster girl to love you then? Getting them real is besides the point.
Let's say you constantly see yourself in a negative light and you expect others to as well. You conatantly put yourself down and tgink you're not gokd enough. You do that for so long that simply don't notice if anyone is looking at you with interest. Would someone like that still be able to get a waifu?
How do we get monster girl waifus in real life?
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287624
>>287623
All I know is that androids will be the first ones to be real. Have a cat robutt.
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.287625>>287628
>>287623
>Let's say you constantly see yourself in a negative light and you expect others to as well. You conatantly put yourself down and tgink you're not gokd enough. You do that for so long that simply don't notice if anyone is looking at you with interest.
Robots don't get waifus. You have to be what she wants.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.287626
>>287623
So you're both a newkiddo and a robot.
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287628
>>287625
How should I know what she wants if she's not real?
▶ 1b1c17 (1) No.287629
>newfag robot and autistic to boot
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287631>>287633
Ok, simple question. How does a robot get a waifu to fix him to not be a robot?
Also,
>implying newfag
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.287633
>>287610
>Why is femdom allowed here anyway? Isn't femdom just some Paladyke bullshit?
>>287631
>implying newfag
Bait-kuuuuun…
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287636
>>287623
I'm going to brew the best damn alcohol my waifu has ever tasted or die trying.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287637>>287639 >>287659 >>287672
How would a Touhou X MGE crossover would be like?
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287639>>287644
>>287637
There'd be an ending where Cirno becomes the new monster lord.
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.287642>>287662
>>287613
The issue with saying femdom is shit because it's associated with pegging and the like is that it applies to maledom with shit like dd/lg too.
>>287614
>wants to fall asleep with him and his waifu in each others arms
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287644
>>287639
>Cirno will remake all monsters in her own baka image
▶ cd5def (4) No.287659>>287660 >>287677
>>287637
It CAN go smoothly but my autistic lorefag can't take it.
Is it a crossover where monsters can hold themselves form actually raping men? Is Reimu present? If "No, Yes", then Reimu is going off killing a fuckton of monsters.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287660>>287661
>>287659
Imagine what mamono mana would do to 2hus like Ran and Remilia.
▶ cd5def (4) No.287661>>287676
>>287660
Aren't vampires already monsters?
▶ d2b564 (2) No.287662>>287664 >>287665
>>287614
>>287642
I fixed the image, how does it look now?
▶ cd5def (4) No.287664>>287665 >>287677 >>287684
>>287662
That's nice but
1. why isn't the /monster/ image femdom.
2. You're still alping :^)
▶ 1553cd (3) No.287665>>287677 >>287684
>>287662
>>287664
Yeah, of all the hellhound images you could have chosen from, you choose one that's decidedly not femdom at all. How about this one instead, for instance.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287672
>>287623
I'm going to brew the best damn booze my waifu has ever tasted.
>>287637
They'd start eating men in a different way.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287676>>287693
>>287661
Well, let's say that Remilia's diet of blood and human flesh would get replaced by a diet of cum and human love if she were affected by mamono mana from MGE.
▶ b6703a (10) No.287677>>287678 >>287684
>>287664
>>287665
He didn't choose the image though?
>>287659
All the other 2hus should just tell Reimu to bonnet-tip somewhere else then
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287678>>287681
>>287677
Reimu is never happy.
▶ ded811 (15) No.287681>>287682
>>287678
Reimu can be made happy through therapeutic use of love and cock
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287682
>>287681
Or money.
Honorary Danuki.
▶ d2b564 (2) No.287684
>>287664
>>287665
I'm not the one who made the image as >>287677 pointed out, all I did was change the wording, you faggots. :^)
Here, have another fixed message with a proper femdom image.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287687
Jokes aside, is sad panda still fucked?
▶ b6703a (10) No.287693>>287698
>>287676
Something something white blood
▶ 4483f8 (7) No.287694>>287695 >>287696 >>287697 >>287699 >>287706 >>287731
Why did this board change from porn dumps only to trying to create OC and doing blogposting and shitty RP?
Wouldn't it be better to make this board into a porn dump board again?
▶ b2e2f9 (4) No.287695
>>287694
Or, you could not try and make an entire board cater to your, and only your, interests.
▶ b6703a (10) No.287696
>>287694
Guaranteed replies
▶ 94b8d0 (1) No.287697
>>287694
nothing is stopping you from making a thread and doing dumps, I did a few a while back
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.287699
>>287694
This board was never just porn dumps
t. oldfag
▶ e69599 (1) No.287706
>>287694
Here's your (You)
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287715>>287724 >>287817
So kiddos, what are we going to do about this?
▶ f6f527 (11) No.287724
>>287715
Weather the storm I guess and curse them for their idiocy
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287725
>>287451
I think you got your wish, faggot. Looks like diaz is paying for his fakku endorsement and xythar the sjw fag is now getting fucked over.
we got to wait it out, and it would be a good idea to avoid sites who have xythar and herks as mods or founders. They will leak IP's to their goon friends.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.287731
>>287694
Please stop posting, Newfagrobot-kun.
▶ 6936a6 (1) No.287732>>287772
Hullo friends. I don't keep up with events but I've been using sadpanda for my H manga needs forever. Do I need to worry? Do current events effect me?
▶ cd5def (4) No.287743
>Wrongthink is a leftypol term
I don't get it, what did he mean by that?
▶ 1ee61b (4) No.287771>>287773
THANK YOU WASHINGTON-POST CHAN
AY PAPI
▶ ded811 (15) No.287772>>287829 >>287877
>>287732
Switch to nhentai, mods there don't take down doujins to make way for their freinds' shittier translations as far as I know.
You won't have the satisfaction of being a part of muh sekrit klub but then you won't have to google how to get back in every time you accidentally lock yourself out.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287773
>>287771
>Texas is most populated by goats by far
lmao kiddo
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287781>>287818
>Reading Shinju no Nectar
>Sucking the nectar from a demon girl's tits gives you superpowers
>The badguys are after the girl's for her powerful tits and the MC protects her with his new powers
I don't know what goes on in Japan's head sometimes.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287783
Also, he has to suck tit every time when he needs to power up.
▶ ee84c4 (1) No.287814
>>287812
Piracy can never be stopped.
▶ 27d265 (5) No.287817>>287863
>>287812
see >>287715
Daiz is up to his old tricks again.
▶ e4ad5d (1) No.287818
>>287781
>mc is a gookanese self-insert neet
trash
▶ f2e243 (1) No.287829
>>287772
> google how to get back in
I've made many accounts for sadpanda and they are matured and I've only forgotten some of the details for some of them. The cookie editing stopped working for me a while ago.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.287863>>288321
>>287817
I don't know who are these "cartels" and why they shill for the .si while attacking pantsu.
▶ 5708e8 (5) No.287877>>287886 >>287950 >>287962
>>287772
>there are people who cant get past the panda
>people google how to get in
Why do we allow retards like this on the board? Getting past the panda is so easy that you shouldn't even need to keep it unlocked, and just unlock it whenever you need to.
Not that the mods aren't cucks*but if you can't get past the sad panda you are probably the same kind of person who doesn't lurk for at least a year before posting
▶ 34f14c (1) No.287886>>287950
>>287877
I've done it, but it's been so long that I've forgotten.
▶ dbf9fc (1) No.287950>>287953
>>287877
>>287886
These days there are even browser extensions that do it for you.
▶ da37af (8) No.287951>>287952 >>287953 >>287970 >>287972 >>287978 >>287979 >>288074
what monstergirl would be best suited to fix an emotionally broken man?
▶ da37af (8) No.287952>>287953 >>287969 >>287979
>>287951
as in I need some ideas for some material I'm working on.
▶ 3ae4f6 (5) No.287953>>288048 >>288097
>>287950
and easily finding it by using google
>>287951
>>287952
i say yetis therapeutic hugs for example or generally very fluffy monster
▶ 32ffa0 (1) No.287962
>>287877
I got past the panda but really there are other sites that are nearly as good and i dont really like the hassle of needing an extension to browser just for some porn
I reset my pc a few weeks ago and haven't gotten around to it yet
▶ e92e3d (22) No.287969
▶ 89fe6c (1) No.287970
>>287951
He'd Alp for being a faget.
▶ e51ac1 (1) No.287972
▶ e13f7d (2) No.287978>>287983 >>288021
>>287951
Clearly, the only right answer.
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.287979>>287995 >>288021
>>287951
>>287952
Mind Flayer. Some tentacles wriggling into your head to rewire your brain will clear up that problem in a jiffy!
▶ 4d272d (1) No.287983>>287985
>>287978
By turning him into a spider?
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.287985>>287990 >>287995
>>287983
It'd make my day better. Nice thing about the incubus forms that mamono mana gives you, you can switch back to human whenever you like.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287990>>287991
>>287985
taco spider is a shit.
▶ c1c438 (2) No.287991>>287992 >>287995
>>287990
Speak for yourself hamburger worm
▶ c877c2 (15) No.287992>>287994 >>288008
>>287991
taco spider turns you into an illegal alien. your move, faggot.
▶ c1c438 (2) No.287994>>287995 >>288006
>>287992
I am sorry what part is illegal? Is it the loli thing? You can move out if you don't like it.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288006>>288007
>>287994
shes a transdimensional illegal alien. read up on the source material.
▶ fda037 (1) No.288007>>288009
>>288006
>illegal alien
only one solution to this problem.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288008
>>287992
Anon, giant spiders aren't illegal, only raping is.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288009>>288011
>>288007
>tfw a normal illegal alien would have trouble with the wall but an atlach-nacha would probably just use you as her spider legs to walk up the wall
Though she'd still have to deal with armed security.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.288011>>288024 >>288028 >>288081 >>288230
>>288009
>tfw people actually like girls that turn you into something nonhumanoid
▶ b6703a (10) No.288021>>288024
>>287978
>ara tsunspider
>>287979
I was going to say this, mindflayers would be great for sorting out robots. I'd just hope dealing with them doesn't affect them negatively
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.288024>>288081 >>288566
>>288011
It's not even permanent. Think of it as acquiring a transformation super power. You can be a man whenever you want or you can be a spider the size of a small car whenever you want.
>>288021
>I'd just hope dealing with them doesn't affect them negatively
The mindflayers or the robots? Because the robot won't pay any mind to what his new lovecraftian squid waifu is like at all once she's taken it from him.
▶ 33acc6 (1) No.288027>>288065
Has anyone else notice posts getting deleted in other threads?
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288028>>288566
>>288011
It isn't permanent, so it seems like it could be fun.
▶ 895897 (1) No.288048
>>287953
Nurse Yeti needs to rub your tum-tum and hug you close to her snuggle lumps to make you feel better
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288065
>>288027
yeah its the rickposter and the cancerous paladin faggot that overdid it. keep reddit off the board.
▶ e551bf (2) No.288074>>288095 >>288100
>>287951
Anon
I beg you this:
S-Song name?
▶ b6703a (10) No.288081>>288088
>>288011
What's wrong anon? Don't you want a Great Old One waifu?
>>288024
I meant the mindflayers, putting up with robots can't be good for one's health
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.288088
>>288081
Only at first, and then the robot will no longer be a robot, but a squid. It's for the best.
▶ dad2b4 (1) No.288095
>>288074
Not sure but it sounds like it could be a piano cover of a homestuck song. I thought it might have been "In the Shadow of a Fractured Sun" for a sec, but it shifted into what might be one of the time aspect themes. Both often share the ascending and descending background motif.
▶ da37af (8) No.288099>>288101 >>288176
>>288097
Oh, I forgot to color her other shoulder.
▶ da37af (8) No.288100
>>288074
it's a track from the Source mod Underhell.
the piece is used to spook the player as they roam the protagonists empty house.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288101
>>288099
This is pretty qt, kiddo.
▶ 6dedd8 (1) No.288174>>288176 >>288180
Ha ha, how is this post not deleted >>287922 it contains everything on the not allowed here list.
At one point monstermen have a meth gangbang with the Elf.Also included is NTR and futa.
▶ 1ed76d (6) No.288176
>>288099
That is adorable, saved!
>>288174
Well, Aux can't be here 24 hours a day. Just report it and I'm sure he'll delete it as soon as he shows up.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288180
>>288174
Because you didn't report it, kiddo.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288196>>288202
>>288194
same idiot who made that video doesn't know what berserk is.
Also he got his source from polygon, and the anti gamergate clique is trying its hardest to say "anime is dying" because their bosses are pissed that anti establishment posters on twitter are now using anime avatars to piss them off perpetually.
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▶ b7d29b (46) No.288202
>>288196
I'm thankful it's bullshit then.
▶ 69a506 (2) No.288207
>>287922
How odd that it didn't link.
▶ 324374 (2) No.288208
>>288194
>Vee
>Romanian who wanted the British government to fund youtube adds so he could get money
>Get's his sources from front page mainstream sites proven to be editorial cliques.
>Believing the last Aryan art form is dying.
>Mfw
▶ dc321c (1) No.288211>>288224
>>288194
Vee used to be fun, now he is just a meme, the quality droped to zero the moment he showed his face, he used to be just bantz and shitposting but now tries to be serious and its not even fun anymore.
▶ d2f210 (2) No.288222
alright Aux i finally sat my ass down and remade the "how to draw good" sticky
with the op and first few posts having all the working links, info graphs and tuts from the old thread i could find along with the easiest to digests Infodumps
as well as all the youtube links,book links, and Assignment links that were scattered around the thread and what they're for
letting you know now so i can get the go ahead to post it and so you know whats up
its a lot more comprehensive than the current sticky i think and im hoping a lot more user friendly
(it also have words of encouragement ad the end of it for people)
▶ 0f6c3e (3) No.288224>>288359
>>288211
I read Vee and guessed it was a summary of what happened to /v/.
▶ 4c4fae (1) No.288230>>288232 >>288235
>>288011
>how dare people like what I don't like
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288232>>288241
>>288230
I want to see art of Yupiel and Nagatoro doing battle, with their significant others cheering them on.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.288235>>288243
>>288230
>how dare /monster/ hate NTR
>how dare /monster/ hate monsterboys
>how dare /monster/ hate futa
>how dare /monster/ have a sense disgust
▶ 0f6c3e (3) No.288241
>>288232
>significant others
insignificant others
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.288243>>288249 >>288251
>>288235
>implying /monster/ is one person
>implying you speak for /monster/
Everyone here hates NTR and futa, and monsterboys are clearly against the rules. But Atlach Nacha, Mindflayer and Wendigo have none of those things. So it's fine. I intend to continue to like these monster girls that you dislike. Stay salty.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.288249>>288253 >>288266
>>288243
Wendigo are ok, they just make you into a big guy. Atlach Nach and Mindflayer are degenerate because they turn you into something that isn't even humanoid.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.288251>>288263
>>288243
>Everyone here
>implying /monster/ is one person
>implying you speak for /monster/
Yes, /monster/ is not 100% unaninimous, but the "argument" 'stop liking what I don't like' is stupid, especially when it comes to here. The reason why we have our board like it is now is because we don't like things. Imagine if I was an artist who made a thread about monstergirls consuming vomit, and I continuously bumped the thread with art. The rules specifically state that anything not mentioned otherwise, is allowed as long as it involves monstergirls. What if I was an autist who held multiple disgusting threads such as vore, bestiality, and unbirthing, and continuously bumped all them up, covering the front page, inviting other degenerates to the board. Stopping people from posting certain things they like is how we remain the way we are. As for transformation, what if I posted a dog fucking a monstergirl and I claimed that it was just the husband transformed by a trumpart? Do you like that mental image? I don't. And I don't think a lot of us here do either.
▶ 27d265 (5) No.288253>>288261 >>288267
>>288249
Don't you want to be a tentacle monster though? Just imagine how you could please you're waifu afterwards.
▶ 87b6ba (3) No.288261
>>288253
Mindflayer detected. Do not listen to her lies.
▶ 5708e8 (5) No.288263>>288266 >>288267 >>288309
>>288251
>/monster/ doesnt like things
>they shouldnt like what I dont like too
Even if all those things are degenerate that you gave examples for, doesn't change the fact that you are just trying to enforce your tastes on the board. Those monstergirls are allowed, end of story.
▶ 0f6c3e (3) No.288265
>I imagined mindflayer raping me and her forcing me to be her husbando so now nobody is allowed to like Mindflayers
You will Alp for this.
If you had a straight mind you wouldn't fall to this queer thought line.
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.288266
>>288263
Thanks anon, that was much more succinct than what I had typed out.
>>288249
It's not permanent though, transforming into those states is entirely optional. Your Mindflayer or Atlach Nacha waifu might enjoy it if you did, but there's nothing forcing you to make that change and if you do decide to go for it, it's just as easy to change back into a human. It's like being a transformer, only squishy.
▶ 3f446f (6) No.288267>>288268
>>288253
MIDF plz
>>288263
There's a lot of things that are technically allowed but posting such would be a rather poor lapse in judgement. Had there been more … variedcontent when I discovered /monster/ I simply would've assumed MG's were just another strain of furry. If you aren't self aware enough to know why this board does the things it does perhaps /mgg/ with it's daughter nipple play and other assorted faggotry is up your alley. Don't bring that sort of shit here, and go read it there.
▶ 5708e8 (5) No.288268
>>288267
>technically allowed
>the retard is still going
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288269>>288270 >>288482
If Kaban was a boy and the friends were all ara, this would have been a completely different show.
▶ 96bf15 (1) No.288270>>288277
>>288269
>shota
Yeah. It would be a shit show.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.288277
>>288270
>tfw I liked /ss/ when I was underageb&
>tfw that went away as I grew up more
lolis and shotas doing cute, nonlewd things together still gives me a heartboner though
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288285>>288309 >>288314
https://medium.com/@mombot/manazashimura-social-JUSTICE-in-japan-fcfce2e95de7
I hope this Social JUSTICE bullshit is crumbling already.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.288309>>288332
>>288263
Your magical realm, I suppose. So long as I don't see any pictures of a dog fucking a monstergirl as it technically is bestiality, I'm fine and I won't press further. If Aux decides it's allowed, it's allowed, nothing I can do, but I hope to see /monster/ not get much more magical realm-y.
>>288285
Japan only listens to Japan, I believe it is currently dying down in the west, as more people seem to see through the bullshit, and corporations are learning the hard way that it is more harmful than helpful. Japan loves its anime tits and conservatism, so I expect the pushback will be much stronger there. I expect the bullshit to die much faster than the west. Also the controversy was in 2013/14, so it doesn't seem like it's made any major impact since. Probably best to ask actual nips what the current situation is. The problem is when you give (((them))) an inch, they'll take a mile.
▶ 87b6ba (3) No.288314
>>288285
Huh. I didnt know that artificial intelligence tech was becoming this prevalent in japan. I guess we really arent too far away from having sentient machines and potentially android waifus.
Side note did Anita really say "bombed back to traditionalism"? I mean for someone looking for representation of women, way to go pushing up one minority and back handing the next.
▶ 7f36ca (1) No.288321>>288323
>>287863
They are a bunch of SJW faggots now mad about more and more people calling out their shitty translations. What ended up happening is that Pantsu's creator made a joke about (((them))) which made a lot of the SJW translators at cuckchan asshirt. Daiz and Herkkkz alongside xynthar are pushing this shit to get more control over the scanlation scene. Daiz even helped push the shit around how Persona five was terrible and needed to be "localized."
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288323
>>288321
Looks like SJWs are finding out that they're world is crumbling. My guess is that their ability to gatekeep is waning.
▶ 5708e8 (5) No.288332
>>288309
It is not my magical realm and neither is it my fetish. This is me laughing at how much of a newfag you are, not defending my tastes.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288336>>288343 >>288344 >>288397
I think emperor penguins are among the best animal girls out there.
▶ 3ae4f6 (5) No.288343>>288344 >>288397
>>288336
don't forget the owl girls and wolf girl
▶ f6f527 (11) No.288344>>288345 >>288397 >>288571
>>288343
>>288336
No you are both wrong. They're all the best girl!
▶ 3ae4f6 (5) No.288345>>288397
>>288344
with those dubs i can't argue against it
▶ c50d53 (1) No.288359>>288361 >>288388
>>288224
/v/ was never good
▶ 0d4f0e (1) No.288361
>>288359
>2014 8/v/ wasn't good
I want newfags to fuck off and I mean it unironically unlike some people here.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288388>>288390 >>288717
>>288359
>posting undertale.
Kill yourself newfaggot.
▶ 27d265 (5) No.288390>>288717
>>288388
that's a boatslut crop bruh
▶ 1ee61b (4) No.288397
>>288336
>>288343
>>288344
>>288345
all of you are wrong, because best girl is your waifu
▶ ded811 (15) No.288482>>288484
>>288269
Nothing wrong with a bit of /ss/ but those friends have a case of the manface
▶ 1553cd (3) No.288484
>>288482
I think kaban there is supposed to be gender-swapped and I'm not really seeing it with serval or hippo.
▶ 27d265 (5) No.288496>>288498 >>288499
I saw that the crowgirl comics appeared on danbooru. We might get newfags appearing from this.
▶ e4aa04 (1) No.288498>>288500
>>288496
How would they link that stuff to here?
▶ 0b94ab (1) No.288499>>288500
>>288496
If you google crowgirl, she's the very first image that shows up. If there were newfags that would come from this, they would have been here for a bit. >>281704
▶ 27d265 (5) No.288500
>>288498
>>288499
It's mostly that there are comments saying they're from 8ch.
▶ f55aba (5) No.288527>>288530
Be warned, be warned, this is not a drill.
Halfchan under DDoS, a whistleblower was attempting to use it as an info dump. The dump contained bot info for all major sites including here.
Be prepared for fullchan to go down too. I just had some trouble connecting myself, but I suspect that had to do with general spike in users we've had.
▶ 8bc131 (4) No.288530>>288533
>>288527
is this the dnc leak thing were they were using posting bots or something else
▶ f55aba (5) No.288533
>>288530
That. Seems a cyclone of related news has caused a convergence of shill and similar activity. FBI anon even did an AMA. Weirdly happening week.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288540>>288544
The front page doesn't update on /monster/, but the catalog works for me. Does anyone else have this problem right now?
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.288544
>>288540
It's working fine for me
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.288566>>288568 >>288576 >>288595 >>288712
>>288024
>>288028
Of all the super-forms, why a fucking eldritch spider with dick-tendrils coming out of it's mouth? It's disgusting, and not in the creepy-cool way I mean just plain revolting. Want creepy-cool? Lichdom/Demidemonhood are right around the corner and ~20 years at worst of necromantic/demonological study. Both keep you in a relatively human form and state of mind, don't necessitate lolicon, and are a lot stronger to boot.
I am tearing my mind apart to see what the appeal is of this that isn't rooted in degeneracy and I am finding nothing.
▶ 3ae4f6 (5) No.288568>>288569 >>288712 >>288737
>>288566
you forgot she causes dooms day too
▶ 79e0e1 (1) No.288576
>>288566
>don't necessitate lolicon
▶ b52e8a (1) No.288593
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>288567
>not posting the better act from the 6th M-1 Grand Prix
▶ abbfdc (1) No.288595>>288597 >>288653
>>288566
The appeal is that if some asshole paladin fucks with you or your waifu you can turn into a giant spider and murder them.
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288597>>288599
>>288595
just get her to spin you a bulletproof spidersilk vest and use a rifle with armor piercing ammo for home defense.
▶ ded811 (15) No.288599>>288712
>>288597
This, only pussy faggots need to use transformative magic bullshit.
Real men defend their waifus with their raifus
▶ 2c38c4 (1) No.288607
>>288569
pharaoh still makes no sense as chaotic good
▶ 944d35 (2) No.288609>>288610
Don't know if this is happening to anyone else, but the catalog just ate the /monster/core thread. >>288538
▶ 944d35 (2) No.288611>>288613 >>288618
>>288610
It's not showing on my end, along with the drawfag resource thread. I'm only on mobile because my computer is currently dead
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288612
On vidya news, Sega opened the Pandora's Box of Autism in their new Sanic game.
▶ 324374 (2) No.288613
>>288611
>using that font for system text
What are you, a woman?
▶ 8bc131 (4) No.288614>>288627
>there are people that dont exclusively use the catalog
▶ 339c83 (4) No.288618
>>288611
Did you accidentally hide it by chance, anon?
It tends to happen on mobile, at least to me.
▶ f55aba (5) No.288627>>288655
>>288614
>There are anons that don't like the preview of five posts in threads you aren't interested enough in to open
>There are anons that don't lurk the whole
>There are anons that exclude themselves from answering tangential and cross-topic questions that develop in threads
Catalog is for speedy boards. This be a comfy corner.
▶ 87b6ba (3) No.288653>>288712
>>288569
>world ending noises
I love it.
>>288595
True. But I'd prefer to have sex with her, not become a part of her which my form constantly is having sex with her due to physical limitation.
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.288655
>>288627
I use catalogue simply because some threads may get pushed under page 1 that I like.
Speediness is only one factor
▶ 23f43c (2) No.288704>>288707 >>288719
Well the aussie gave him some roasts but i dont think he is gonna follow trough or even care that he pulled a notch on us, still im surprised how much money you can make in patreon if you sell out to the lowest denominator, i hope he doesent puts two in two and adds furry traps.
▶ 542d6b (1) No.288707
>>288704
I honestly expect him to full yandev 2.0 with his development.
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.288712>>288737
>>288566
That's not it's mouth, the spider's head is behind the Atlach Nacha as seen in this concept art. KC confirmed it too along with being able to freely change between human and spider.
Also, why not all of the above? Demonic Eldritch Spider-lich. Adventurers will be cursing their gods that they came across the lair of a raid boss.
>>288568
It just turns the area above the nest into the demon realm. She's not that much different from other monster girls in that respect, just very industrious! A hard working and dedicated young lady, what's not to love?
>>288599
It's hardly a need, it's a perk that comes from having such a cute waifu!
>>288653
It's optional, she likes the D just as much! She even acts all shy instead of venomous when you do it that way. KC really should have put these notes in the main encyclopedia entry.
▶ 23f43c (2) No.288717>>288718 >>288737 >>289030
>>288388
Aux plz >>288390
also, are boatsluts monstergirls? 🤔
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288719
▶ c00b0d (1) No.288728>>288730 >>288732 >>288733 >>288735 >>288737 >>288739 >>289030
>Supposed to have a waifu
>Occasionally lust for cock
Before you ask its not Alp.
How do I become hetero again and can you send me dick pics
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)▶ 1d023d (1) No.288733
>>288728
Either stop being a fag who wants dick or get ready to become an alp.
▶ b6703a (10) No.288737
>>288568
Doesn't matter, had sex
>>288712
Tsunspider a best
>>288717
More so than titty ninjas at least
>>288728
Guaranteed replies
>>>/cuteboys/
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.288739
>>288728
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
THANK FUCKING GOD.
▶ 2c7d02 (1) No.288855>>288859 >>288899
>>288832
i can guess it's not remotely healthy, curious if anyone know what they are spraying?
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.288859
▶ da37af (8) No.288877>>288900 >>288940 >>288942
Who's trying to seduce this man?
▶ dc1299 (2) No.288899
>>288855
/pol/ thread says it was insecticide
▶ f6f527 (11) No.288900>>288906
▶ da37af (8) No.288906>>288907
>>288900
he has yet to be proactively dated.
▶ ded811 (15) No.288907>>288908
>>288906
His future waifu then
▶ da37af (8) No.288908>>288909 >>288910
>>288907
And whom may that be?
▶ ded811 (15) No.288909
>>288908
How should I know? I don't even know the guy, I'm not gonna know his waifu.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.288910
>>288908
Is it no one then? Or is he doing the seducing?
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.288942
>>288877
A danuki giving him a hug from behind
▶ 530742 (3) No.288964>>288965 >>288966 >>288967 >>288968 >>288977 >>288978 >>288979 >>288980 >>288983 >>289030 >>289086 >>289096
What would you shower your daughter with?
>Inb4
>Hugs
>Headpats
Come on initiates. Everyone knows the answer is "cummies"
▶ b7d29b (46) No.288965>>289006
>>288964
>Daughtercons
Mothercon and Siscon is already tolerated as is, but this is going too far.
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.288966>>288968
>>288964
Affection and chewable kid-friendly redpills.
▶ c68b85 (5) No.288967>>289006
>>288964
Stick to your Sabbath permalolis and don't fucking touch my daughter
▶ 89b259 (4) No.288968
>>288964
What this guy >>288966 said.
Also ammo and range trips.
▶ 8bc131 (4) No.288973>>288983
jew on /v/ gets BTFO
>>>/v/12588924
>>>/v/12588928
▶ c877c2 (15) No.288977>>289006
>>288964
go back to mgg you fucking degenerate. Go shill over there.
▶ 603494 (1) No.288978>>289006
>>288964
why don't you go jump off a bridge and improve her life you degenerate piece of shit
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.288979>>289006
>>288964
>Fucking your daughteru
▶ e92e3d (22) No.288980>>289006
▶ dc1299 (2) No.288983
>>288973
please don't bully the mark
>>288964
▶ 530742 (3) No.289006>>289008 >>289011 >>289030 >>289056
>>288965
>>288967
>>288977
>>288978
>>288979
>>288980
Buncha slack jawed FAGGOTS around here. What happened?
▶ c68b85 (5) No.289008>>289010
>>289006
I say this as a lolicon; touch your daughter or anyone else's I'll put you in the ovens myself
▶ 530742 (3) No.289010>>289013
>>289008
>[Commie]
Don't talk to me, subhuman.
▶ 89b259 (4) No.289011
>>289006
Permalolis like baphomets are ok because they've been around long enough, but just have a small body. You may get some looks, but they are OK to fuck.
Fucking your own daughter or someone else's young daughter makes you a filthy degenerate destined to be gassed.
Learn the difference.
▶ b7abde (2) No.289013
>>289010
The only thing Commie does right is Monogatari, fuckstick
▶ 89b259 (4) No.289021>>289022 >>289025 >>289060
You know, /tg/ has a point. There's not a lot of world building here.
>>>/tg/313757
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.289022>>289024 >>289025 >>289028
>>289021
Then get off your ass and start a worldbuilding thread. Be the change you want to see in the board.
▶ b7abde (2) No.289024>>289028
>>289022
The numbers will it
▶ df9681 (4) No.289025>>289028
>>289021
>that post
>what are long cyoa's and writefaggotry
Looks like someone doesn't bother to lurk. And as >>289022 said, if you want to see more world building start a thread or bump and existing one or hell even start a story or something. World canon's vary from person to person with varying degrees of autistic detail.
▶ 89b259 (4) No.289028
>>289022
>>289024
>>289025
Well, started a thread. Not sure what else to do since I suck at fluff.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.289030>>289099
>>288717
>unironic emoji
>>288718
>quickmeme.com
>>288728
>being a fag
>>288964
>>289006
>fucking your daughter
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.289056
>>289006
>dicking the daughteru
Degenerates out.
▶ 1f6ae0 (3) No.289060>>289063
>>289021
>nobody cares enough to question and explore the consequences of nonhuman biology and culture
Except when we do. Shit, we've even done it in the meta threads before because I was the one who asked the question about how centaur or lamia biology would work. As for worldbuilding, we have a number of CYOAs going at any one time, devfags making games and writefags in the general threads.
Newfags really need to lurk more. Though the /tg/ post was likely made by a crossposting furkike, who is really in no position to be talking about world building when 99% of their shit is just porn.
▶ e551bf (2) No.289063
▶ f6f527 (11) No.289086
>>288964
May Reitia curse you with a limp dick for even daring to think such a thing would be acceptable. Get out
▶ 4b19ea (2) No.289096>>289100
>>288964
>cummies
Fuck off back to /mgt/.
▶ f69f4e (1) No.289099>>289113
▶ e92e3d (22) No.289100>>289102
>>289096
I thought cummies came out of homosuck or something.
▶ ded811 (15) No.289102>>289105
>>289100
I think it's one of those disturbing fetishes that deserved to be kept locked away in the dark but people for some reason have begun to feel proud of.
▶ ded811 (15) No.289105
>>289102
As in, it's pretty old but recently being brought to the public eye. Where it does not belong.
▶ 0b722e (8) No.289113
>>289099
>asks legitimate question followed by the thinking emoji
>ironic
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.289199
>>289198
This has nothing to do with /monster/ at all.
▶ c68b85 (5) No.289201
>>289198
Take this shit anywhere but here and try and recruit your personal army elsewhere
▶ 3f446f (6) No.289202
>>289198
Not your personal army, and if you did that .... take your attention seeking faggot ass elswhere. Either way: GTFO
▶ df9681 (4) No.289205
>>289198
>Personal army call
>Animal gore
My oh my you newfags keep stooping lower and lower. Go back to what ever social media wasteland you came from and stay go.
▶ df9681 (4) No.289207
>>289206
> I was asking if this was a good idea to take it to /pol/ so i wouldnt deal with an autistic mess as i am here
>so i wouldnt deal with an autistic mess
So instead of taking initiative to do something yourself, you would rather get others to do it for you, leaving you clean of any consequence. That's a personal army m8y. If you really wanted to ruin that nigger's day, you would have already done something about it instead of bringing it to the eye of a niche fetish Mongolian pottery barn shelf. Instead you are just looking to get some sort of moral grandstand by starting a crusade that you don't even want to take part in. Do the work yourself.
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.289209
▶ c68b85 (5) No.289210
>>289206
>no gaiz i just wanted someone else to do it instead of you i swear
▶ 6075a7 (1) No.289211
>>289198
>ok so i found this picture on facebook and my friend wants to make this nigger famous
Why should /monster/ give a fuck? Get lost.
▶ ba9f17 (8) No.289212
>>289200
>completely off-topic PA request
>hurr its in the meta thread so its ok
Don't come back m8
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.289218
>>289206
How about you think for your fucking self. Moment aux wakes up you're getting B& mate that's all I'm sayin
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.289225
>>287562
Oh shit didn't see this post. Board creation is still down m8, I'm more upset about this than you are.
>>289198
Not your personal army, etc.
▶ e92e3d (22) No.289226>>289228
What's hilarious about this PA request is that someone already made a thread about this on /pol/ before him anyway.
>>>/pol/9940799
▶ 1f6ae0 (3) No.289228
>>289226
I was going to mention that as I saw it on the front page earlier.
▶ bcbc11 (2) No.289233>>289236 >>289238 >>289249 >>289255
when did /pol/ get so godawful?
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.289236>>289243
>>289233
That depends. It started getting filled with faggotry around the time of the second exodus by my reckoning. It increased exponentially when the US elections started. I'm sure there are lots of other events where /pol/'s userbase was diluted by newfags. Take your pick.
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.289238
>>289233
They brought it upon themselves, it was only a matter of time.
▶ c9e399 (1) No.289243>>289255
>>289236
HWNDU certainly didn't help. Cuck/pol/ kept deleting most of their threads since some of them violated the anti doxxing rules and the mods there are just major cucks in general.
Brought a lot of shitposting kiddies in once they realized nobody would delete their shit on here.
▶ 3f446f (6) No.289249>>289251 >>289253 >>289254 >>289255
>>289233
>Implying any chan board was ever good at one point
▶ dcaa7f (11) No.289251
>>289249
>X was never good meme
Thing is they start good and can be good but posting quality plays a factor in it. When you don't keep newfags in line thats when quality drops and things like board history start getting altered
▶ c68b85 (5) No.289253
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.289254
>>289249
>implying /monster/ isn't good
▶ 4b2935 (3) No.289255>>289258
>>289233
They attracted a shitload of redditors and cuckchanners during the US election. Both our and cuckchans /pol/ being mentioned by the mass media, the amount of backtraceable meme material, /hwndu/ as >>289243 said, the TRS dox and Imkampfy not doing anything against the growing infestation are all reasons why it became shit.
Also once you have some normalfag cancer it can multiply quickly on it's own even if it's not your fault. Take a look at the viewer count of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM not embedded on purpose. Our /pol/ made that right after the election, one faggot decided to upload it to Jewtube. You can make estimations how much cancer this alone attracted.
>>289249
>>>/suicide/
▶ 5a7fd1 (9) No.289258>>289264
>>289255 (checked)
I want reddit and cuckchan to go and stay go. /pol/ desperately needs better mods. Not that I go there anymore anyway, too much shit and not enough quality posts. I find /polk/ to be much more comfy and better for advancing the goal of creating a völkisch society.
▶ ded811 (15) No.289261>>289262 >>289263
Bad news: reddit is attempting to shut down one of their largest right-leaning subreddits dedicated to Donald Trump. Another wave of newfags is on the way.
Good news: Full-sized Tio dakimakuras exist. I don't know how much they are or where to buy them but at least best MON will finally have a pillow that does her JUSTICE
▶ 4b2935 (3) No.289262>>289268
>>289261
>r/the_donald is about to culturally enrich us
Everytime you think it can't get worse
▶ 3ae4f6 (5) No.289263
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.289264>>289281
>>289258
The fracturing of /pol/ was what their enemies wanted. TRS and /pol/ lolbergs despised each other, and with the split of /pol/ and /liberty/ as well as the relative silence of lolbergs due to moderation and the shift in attitudes of the userbase they were free to shill there. The outright invitation of redditors from racist and right-wing subreddits that were shut down by reddikikes, ironic given /pol/'s typical stance on rapefugees, caused more internal division and a lowering in the level of dialogue in the userbase, eventually creating /polk/. But let's not forget the userbase itself has to take some blame. The /pol/ is always right maymay I'd say was their biggest mistake.
▶ 1553cd (3) No.289268>>289274
>>289262
Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll only be yet another foreign userbase shitting up /pol/ instead of coming here.
▶ 4b2935 (3) No.289274
>>289268
You mean like TRS back during the election? Unlike TRS they don't intent to "convert" /pol/ but to stay permanently, a lot of them probably intent to quit reddit completely for this so it would only be a matter of time until they spill to the other boards.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.289281>>289286
>>289264
I miss how comfy /pol/ and /v/ were.
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.289286>>289292 >>289299
>>289281
Me too m8, I'm trying to solve the latter case with the bonus of /tg/ free of furfags, but board creation is still dead.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.289292>>289299
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>289286
/monster/ should have /tg/ threads though monster girl related until you can make a new /tg/.
▶ a2a3ea (1) No.289299>>289315 >>289316 >>289339 >>289465
>>289286
>>289292
I may or may not have told /tg/ of your want to create the new board.
The reaction was negative, but for the usual reasons. Those who voiced their opinion did not wish to see fracturing, and saw no great need for 'another vidya board'. They also didn't like that /tg/ was not involved with the idea to include /tg/.
Also our boards are best when not idle. I remember early /gg/ was actually intense and rewarding to the point that I monitored and contributed to a dozen threads. Likewise was /pol/ until a month ago. Sadly the mandate of heaven is waning from this latest emperor board, and I know not where it shall crown next.
It feels like a storm is raging just beneath the surface of this month. Kek might have one last miracle bolt to spew from his mouth before he slumbers a decade.
▶ e13f7d (2) No.289315>>289318
>>289299
Isn't there supposed to be some shit going on in September? Something about the stars aligning with a face in the sky. Plus some other autists are claiming that we are going to get hit with asteroids around that time, I think it was two days off from the stars aligning.
Well, come what may. Its understandable why they don't want to deal with that. Whenever you do that stuff, there is a high possibility of people subverting shit.
▶ 5708e8 (5) No.289316>>289320
>>289299
>/tg/ thought the creation of a '/tg/' board was retarded
I wonder why? Maybe it's because the board is basically your own hugbox with all the things you like, with a complete disregard for the rest of the /tg/ community.
▶ b5157a (1) No.289318>>289319 >>289339 >>289420
>>289315
Something terrible is always happening in September. Though we are nearing that fateful stage of the ellipses that puts us ib 'fuckoff huge asteroid' territory.
We're overdue for, oh, maybe two dozen apocolypse scenarios? Plus some big statician raised the red flag for great depression 2, electricity shut off boogaloo. Nearly happened one year with Glencore international as that awesome blood moon overhead, dozens of billions to bail it out before it bellyflopped China.
Every day it delays is worse for everyone everywhere, except those without monetary goals such as us. Does Anubis weigh the soul of a nation? I am sure the Assyrians were swallowed whole.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.289319>>289332 >>289339 >>289420
>>289318
I wonder if these are really the "End Times".
▶ c877c2 (15) No.289320
>>289316
Boards will be made regardless of your feelings, that's how Brennan wanted it.
▶ f6f527 (11) No.289332>>289335 >>289420
>>289319
Humanity has survived every apocalypse to date. Regardless of whether or not it's a social collapse or impending asteroid or what-have-you i think at least some of us will be around to rebuild.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.289335>>289420
>>289332
Humanity is just to stubborn to die off. That's some tenacity that I bet the monster girls would love.
▶ b7d29b (46) No.289336
Also, which superhero/supervillain would /monster/ fug?
▶ c877c2 (15) No.289339>>289420
>>289319
>>289318
Society has been wrong about the end, even if shit does get destroyed life will keep on going.
>>289299
everyone's so on edge that perceiving the forces at play ends up taking plans to different directions. Retards want to claim that they have control when its the complete opposite. Nothing is going according to plan now, its all autism all the way down. Things that people thought were serious have become absurd.
▶ df9681 (4) No.289406
>>289363
He finally got back to the past.
▶ 9e9511 (1) No.289420>>289468
>>289318
>>289319
>>289332
>>289335
>>289339
>tfw it may not Happen™ this year or the next but it's approaching a statistic certainty that we will live to see what's essentially the apocalypse
▶ 97cfc7 (9) No.289465
>>289299
Checked, and /tg/ was not involved because I'm making this board for /monster/ to discuss vidya and tabletops, though fa/tg/uys who aren't faggots are welcome, and I think anyone who has taken a look at /v/ lately would know there is a need for decent vidya board.
▶ 0ed6d8 (18) No.289468
>>289420
>you will live to see an anarcho-capitalist society arise out of the ashes to reach for the stars