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03ac4d (36) No.283453>>283962 >>294861 >>294914 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Post girls made of stone.

03ac4d (36) No.283458>>283498

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03ac4d (36) No.283461>>283462 >>283471

File (hide): 1507702882812e3⋯.mp4 (613.01 KB, 320x180, 16:9, Power of god.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>Stick dick in her

>Pull it out

I'M KING ARTHUR BITCHES


03ac4d (36) No.283462


03ac4d (36) No.283463>>283466 >>283467

These girls must work out often. They have rock hard abs.

I love girls that are more down to earth.

If you get pinned down by one, you'll sure be between a rock and a hard place.

Would she be mad if I bought her rocky road ice cream?


03ac4d (36) No.283464>>283466

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Stone girls are the original waifus.


03ac4d (36) No.283466>>283468

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>>283463

Damn it Carlos, I'll throw you across the boarder.

>>283464

It definitely does go way back, huh?


03ac4d (36) No.283467>>283468 >>283510

File (hide): fa3104ed8ebcb5f⋯.mp4 (749.36 KB, 326x218, 163:109, Fucking degenerate.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


03ac4d (36) No.283468>>283470 >>283474

>>283466

>>283467

No need to have so much rock salt. We should focus on the girls. Even the hardest girls need love.


03ac4d (36) No.283469>>283509 >>283610

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03ac4d (36) No.283470

File (hide): 249a34d3c2f03c8⋯.mp4 (7.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Magic Jew Bus.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


03ac4d (36) No.283471>>283472

>>283461

>>Stick dick in her

>not berrying

one job


03ac4d (36) No.283472

>>283471

Might be spelunking. Imagine putting on a miner's helmet and whispering to your waifu how you're going to fully explore her cave system.


03ac4d (36) No.283474

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>>283468

goddamn you Carlos.


03ac4d (36) No.283475>>283476 >>283477

What's happen if some anon decided to terrorize monster girls with puns?


03ac4d (36) No.283476

>>283475

He would have to be punished.


03ac4d (36) No.283477>>283479

File (hide): f4b32aca07f6f56⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 220.49 KB, 500x625, 4:5, 1430098022868.gif) (h) (u)

>>283475

He would attract a Cheshire waifu.


03ac4d (36) No.283479>>283483

>>283477

>tfw no cheshire waifu to crack puns with

>tfw we wouldn't try and see who'd be a bigger smartass

>tfw I won't see a calmer, more serious side to her as she simply cuddles up with me when I'm feeling down


03ac4d (36) No.283483>>283484

>>283479

>tfw you two won't fuck off and take your shitty puns with you to make some daughterus


03ac4d (36) No.283484

>>283483

If they're fucking I'm pretty sure they're making daughters :^)


03ac4d (36) No.283498

>>283458

these are just re-colours aren't they?


03ac4d (36) No.283509>>283564

>>283469

CONTINUE PLEASE.

I did not ever consider that a gargoyle-girl would give me a such rock hard boner.


03ac4d (36) No.283510

>>283467

I played that part of the game yesterday, can confirm he was talking about puns


03ac4d (36) No.283546>>283550

>stone pubes

huh


03ac4d (36) No.283550

>>283546

stalagmites dude


03ac4d (36) No.283551>>283554 >>283559

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How do you even get stone to do this?


03ac4d (36) No.283554

>>283551

lots of money from incredibly wealthy people, so they have something to flaunt to other wealthy people, a established and incredibly well educated industry that understood the mechanics of art and design, and lots and lots of time to hone your skills to razor sharp.


03ac4d (36) No.283558>>283576

Would a pregnant stone girl lactate? What would it even taste like?


03ac4d (36) No.283559

>>283551

Apparently people still complained that Hades' back is twisted unnaturally.


03ac4d (36) No.283564>>283566 >>283604

>>283509

>continue

Nigger, that's a fucking screencap. He didn't write it.


03ac4d (36) No.283566

>>283564

We could use more Gargoyle/Golem/Living Sculpture stories.


03ac4d (36) No.283576

>>283558

>honey, your milk is really thick today!

>that's the gravel for the driveway, anon


03ac4d (36) No.283604>>283610

>>283564

Thanks, Captain Obvious. Now tell me what sort of psychopath screencaps part one of a story and leaves out the rest.


03ac4d (36) No.283606>>294830

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03ac4d (36) No.283610

>>283469

Original writer here.

>>283604

He didnt leave anything out. I realized the punchline wasn't as good as the buildup so I just left it at that.

Yeah I have a few things sketched out for Carrara and Anon, wait till my boss leaves town a week and I can trow something together.

This was my first greentext that wasn't shit I am happy you guys liked it.


03ac4d (36) No.283962

>>283453 (OP)

she sucks at casting magic


6e7ad1 (1) No.294620>>294809

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9b3913 (1) No.294809

>>294620

Golems are cute.


144e14 (1) No.294830>>294859

>>283606

I sure would love to read that…


e69dc3 (1) No.294859

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f882b3 (1) No.294861>>294880

>>283453 (OP)

she got me rock hard


24a82e (1) No.294880

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>>294861

You're gonna be the first one over the goddamn wall, Carlos


e43d23 (1) No.294914>>294958

>>283453 (OP)

I hardly even see it but stuff like the MGE gargoyle, with her lack of nipples or sexual organs, have a certain exotic attraction to me. Just imaging the feeling of her smooth, cold skin drives me nuts. I think her her must feel like drawing your hand through fine, light sand. It's magic, don't question it


1728f3 (1) No.294958

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>>294914

It is important to polish your gargoyle daily.


3877a3 (3) No.314978>>314984 >>314986 >>314995

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26c43b (1) No.314984>>314985

>>314978

Would you tenderly teach the Statue of Liberty about how diversity is not a strength with your penis?


3877a3 (3) No.314985

>>314984

Of course I would.


60063b (3) No.314986>>314988

>>314978

She's copper, not stone.


3877a3 (3) No.314988

>>314986

Fuck it, close enough.


6ce0d7 (1) No.314995>>314996

>>314978

Statue of Liberty is a slut who opens her legs for any fucking dirty and unwashed masses that pass under her legs

t. Filthy communist Jew


60063b (3) No.314996>>314999

>>314995

Don't forget that she's a fucking Yankee.


6cf459 (1) No.314999>>315001

>>314996

She's French, man.


60063b (3) No.315001

>>314999

Even if you ignore her lifelong residency of New York, being French isn't much better.


165195 (3) No.315002

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165195 (3) No.315003>>315004

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165195 (3) No.315004

>>315003

the lore

In Greek mythology, Echidna was a monster, half-woman and half-snake, who lived alone in a cave. She was the mate of the fearsome monster Typhon, and known primarily for being the mother of monsters, including many of the most famous monsters of Greek myth.

According to Hesiod's Theogony, the "terrible" and "lawless" Typhon, "was joined in love to [Echidna], the maid with glancing eyes" and she bore "fierce offspring". First there was Orthrus, the two-headed dog who guarded the Cattle of Geryon, second Cerberus, the multiheaded dog who guarded the gates of Hades, and third the Lernaean Hydra, the many-headed serpent who, when one of its heads was cut off, grew two more. The Theogony mentions a second ambiguous “she” as the mother of the Chimera (a fire-breathing beast that was part lion, part goat, and had a snake-headed tail) which may refer to Echidna, though possibly the Hydra or even Ceto was meant instead. Hesiod next names two more descendants of Echidna, the Sphinx, a monster with the head of a woman and the body of a winged lion, and the Nemean lion, killed by Heracles as his first labor. According to Hesiod, these two were the offspring of Echidna's son Orthrus and another ambiguous "she", read variously as the Chimera, Echidna herself, or even Ceto. In any case, the lyric poet Lasus of Hermione (6th century BC), has Echidna and Typhon as the parents of the Sphinx


ff5351 (2) No.315009>>315010

>have a dream about becoming renowned artist

>use my powers for good, creating a renaissance in traditional techniques and influence a revival is romantic idealist aesthetics intermingled with eastern-inspired subjects

>create a platform for other likeminded artists to showcase their work, acquire the influence and financial backing to support a community with money to spare for teaching children to appreciate the arts

>initiate the steady dismantling of the modernist art chic and expand horizons, moving 2D art to 3D by learning to sculpt with copper castings

>have statues commissioned of tewi and horo because thenewaesthetic.jpeg

>move onto marble

>build massive public statues of mythological creatures, idealized man, and occasionally our favorite waifus

>create magnum opus for close friend, a multisubject depiction of his kitsune waifu with several of her children playing by a pond as she carries a jug of water while sporting a traditional Roman stola

>wake up realizing that such a life will only have a place in my dreams rather than in real life

>I will never be an artist that works will marble and make beautiful statues of idealized monstergirls

I want to try, but it looks like too daunting a task to become real.


20d0b7 (2) No.315010>>315012

>>315009

Sorry anon, but the dream has already confirmed its your destiny to try and shown you how to do so. Additionally, if you're Irish, your confirmed leanan sidhe waifu means that you're even more destined to do so.


ff5351 (2) No.315012>>315015

>>315010

I am Irish.


20d0b7 (2) No.315015

>>315012

Then you will fug ur artfairyfu to become the king and queen of art, while ushering in a new era of artistic prosperity for /monster/ that at the very least goes far enough to give us sculptfag threads.




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