03ac4d No.283453
Post girls made of stone.
03ac4d No.283461
>Stick dick in her
>Pull it out
I'M KING ARTHUR BITCHES
03ac4d No.283463
These girls must work out often. They have rock hard abs.
I love girls that are more down to earth.
If you get pinned down by one, you'll sure be between a rock and a hard place.
Would she be mad if I bought her rocky road ice cream?
03ac4d No.283464
Stone girls are the original waifus.
03ac4d No.283466
>>283463
Damn it Carlos, I'll throw you across the boarder.
>>283464
It definitely does go way back, huh?
03ac4d No.283468
>>283466
>>283467
No need to have so much rock salt. We should focus on the girls. Even the hardest girls need love.
03ac4d No.283471
>>283461
>>Stick dick in her
>not berrying
one job
03ac4d No.283472
>>283471
Might be spelunking. Imagine putting on a miner's helmet and whispering to your waifu how you're going to fully explore her cave system.
03ac4d No.283474
>>283468
goddamn you Carlos.
03ac4d No.283475
What's happen if some anon decided to terrorize monster girls with puns?
03ac4d No.283476
>>283475
He would have to be punished.
03ac4d No.283477
>>283475
He would attract a Cheshire waifu.
03ac4d No.283479
>>283477
>tfw no cheshire waifu to crack puns with
>tfw we wouldn't try and see who'd be a bigger smartass
>tfw I won't see a calmer, more serious side to her as she simply cuddles up with me when I'm feeling down
03ac4d No.283483
>>283479
>tfw you two won't fuck off and take your shitty puns with you to make some daughterus
03ac4d No.283484
>>283483
If they're fucking I'm pretty sure they're making daughters :^)
03ac4d No.283498
>>283458
these are just re-colours aren't they?
03ac4d No.283509
>>283469
CONTINUE PLEASE.
I did not ever consider that a gargoyle-girl would give me a such rock hard boner.
03ac4d No.283510
>>283467
I played that part of the game yesterday, can confirm he was talking about puns
03ac4d No.283546
03ac4d No.283550
03ac4d No.283551
How do you even get stone to do this?
03ac4d No.283554
>>283551
lots of money from incredibly wealthy people, so they have something to flaunt to other wealthy people, a established and incredibly well educated industry that understood the mechanics of art and design, and lots and lots of time to hone your skills to razor sharp.
03ac4d No.283558
Would a pregnant stone girl lactate? What would it even taste like?
03ac4d No.283559
>>283551
Apparently people still complained that Hades' back is twisted unnaturally.
03ac4d No.283564
>>283509
>continue
Nigger, that's a fucking screencap. He didn't write it.
03ac4d No.283566
>>283564
We could use more Gargoyle/Golem/Living Sculpture stories.
03ac4d No.283576
>>283558
>honey, your milk is really thick today!
>that's the gravel for the driveway, anon
03ac4d No.283604
>>283564
Thanks, Captain Obvious. Now tell me what sort of psychopath screencaps part one of a story and leaves out the rest.
03ac4d No.283610
>>283469
Original writer here.
>>283604
He didnt leave anything out. I realized the punchline wasn't as good as the buildup so I just left it at that.
Yeah I have a few things sketched out for Carrara and Anon, wait till my boss leaves town a week and I can trow something together.
This was my first greentext that wasn't shit I am happy you guys liked it.
03ac4d No.283962
>>283453
she sucks at casting magic
9b3913 No.294809
144e14 No.294830
>>283606
I sure would love to read that…
f882b3 No.294861
>>283453
she got me rock hard
24a82e No.294880
>>294861
You're gonna be the first one over the goddamn wall, Carlos
e43d23 No.294914
>>283453
I hardly even see it but stuff like the MGE gargoyle, with her lack of nipples or sexual organs, have a certain exotic attraction to me. Just imaging the feeling of her smooth, cold skin drives me nuts. I think her her must feel like drawing your hand through fine, light sand. It's magic, don't question it
1728f3 No.294958
>>294914
It is important to polish your gargoyle daily.
26c43b No.314984
>>314978
Would you tenderly teach the Statue of Liberty about how diversity is not a strength with your penis?
3877a3 No.314985
>>314984
Of course I would.
60063b No.314986
>>314978
She's copper, not stone.
3877a3 No.314988
>>314986
Fuck it, close enough.
6ce0d7 No.314995
>>314978
Statue of Liberty is a slut who opens her legs for any fucking dirty and unwashed masses that pass under her legs
t. Filthy communist Jew
60063b No.314996
>>314995
Don't forget that she's a fucking Yankee.
6cf459 No.314999
>>314996
She's French, man.
60063b No.315001
>>314999
Even if you ignore her lifelong residency of New York, being French isn't much better.
165195 No.315004
>>315003
the lore
In Greek mythology, Echidna was a monster, half-woman and half-snake, who lived alone in a cave. She was the mate of the fearsome monster Typhon, and known primarily for being the mother of monsters, including many of the most famous monsters of Greek myth.
According to Hesiod's Theogony, the "terrible" and "lawless" Typhon, "was joined in love to [Echidna], the maid with glancing eyes" and she bore "fierce offspring". First there was Orthrus, the two-headed dog who guarded the Cattle of Geryon, second Cerberus, the multiheaded dog who guarded the gates of Hades, and third the Lernaean Hydra, the many-headed serpent who, when one of its heads was cut off, grew two more. The Theogony mentions a second ambiguous “she” as the mother of the Chimera (a fire-breathing beast that was part lion, part goat, and had a snake-headed tail) which may refer to Echidna, though possibly the Hydra or even Ceto was meant instead. Hesiod next names two more descendants of Echidna, the Sphinx, a monster with the head of a woman and the body of a winged lion, and the Nemean lion, killed by Heracles as his first labor. According to Hesiod, these two were the offspring of Echidna's son Orthrus and another ambiguous "she", read variously as the Chimera, Echidna herself, or even Ceto. In any case, the lyric poet Lasus of Hermione (6th century BC), has Echidna and Typhon as the parents of the Sphinx
ff5351 No.315009
>have a dream about becoming renowned artist
>use my powers for good, creating a renaissance in traditional techniques and influence a revival is romantic idealist aesthetics intermingled with eastern-inspired subjects
>create a platform for other likeminded artists to showcase their work, acquire the influence and financial backing to support a community with money to spare for teaching children to appreciate the arts
>initiate the steady dismantling of the modernist art chic and expand horizons, moving 2D art to 3D by learning to sculpt with copper castings
>have statues commissioned of tewi and horo because thenewaesthetic.jpeg
>move onto marble
>build massive public statues of mythological creatures, idealized man, and occasionally our favorite waifus
>create magnum opus for close friend, a multisubject depiction of his kitsune waifu with several of her children playing by a pond as she carries a jug of water while sporting a traditional Roman stola
>wake up realizing that such a life will only have a place in my dreams rather than in real life
>I will never be an artist that works will marble and make beautiful statues of idealized monstergirls
I want to try, but it looks like too daunting a task to become real.
20d0b7 No.315010
>>315009
Sorry anon, but the dream has already confirmed its your destiny to try and shown you how to do so. Additionally, if you're Irish, your confirmed leanan sidhe waifu means that you're even more destined to do so.
ff5351 No.315012
20d0b7 No.315015
>>315012
Then you will fug ur artfairyfu to become the king and queen of art, while ushering in a new era of artistic prosperity for /monster/ that at the very least goes far enough to give us sculptfag threads.