[–]▶ 94f904 (229) No.210309>>210329 >>210557 >>285078 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Here it comes! /monster/'s own exclusive rabbit rabbit thread! You might not know what it is, since I posted the explanation last time in the ordinary rabbit thread. That's okay, here it is again:
It's an old English good luck charm that you perform once a month. When you wake up on the first day of the month, the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit". You can also say "rabbit rabbit", "white rabbits", any combination of rabbit will do. When done correctly, you'll be blessed with good luck for the rest of the month. It's that simple!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit
Now that you know, let's rabbit rabbit together and have a great month!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210322>>210327 >>210328 >>210385
Bunnygirls are great, but Tewi is not for sexual.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210327>>210405
>>210322
Tewi a slut
Tewi a good looking slut though
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210328>>210405
>>210322
Tewi is the sexualest 2hu
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210342
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!
Gonna need some rabbit feet here.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210358>>210545
I'm always down for good luck.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210385>>210405
>>210322
Tewi is for tenderly loving.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210405>>210406 >>210408
>>210327
>>210328
>>210385
Tewi is for treating like your imouto.
Non-loli Tewi, though, is up to your discretion.
Why isn't there more older Tewi?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210406>>210408
>>210405
Because this is how she was originally designed faggot
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210408
>>210405
>>210406
Older can be nice, but loli Tewi is cuter.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210419
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Time to revive a dead meme
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210545>>210554
>>210321
God damn it Tewi.
>>210358
>Good luck
>Irisu Syndrome!
You'll need it
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210554
>>210545
>Rubbing her cheek against a penis
That's pretty cute.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210557>>210558
>>210309 (OP)
I'm not falling for your tricks again nigger rabbit, last time I tried it I had bad luck and health for nearly a year.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210558
>>210557
You looking at it the wrong way; doing the ritual is what gave you the good fortune to survive that year without something worse happening.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210694>>210697
>Every that starts with me saying "rabbit rabbit" ends up with me somehow doing well in all my exams
I don't know what meme magic you're pulling on me but here's hoping that it doesn't fail this month either.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210697
>>210694
Hard work and a bit of luck certainly does wonders.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210734>>210772
Try to remember…. the more you're open to it giving you a hand, the more it'll work. The more you doubt it, the less it'll do.
Of course, you always had the power to succeed, you just needed the confidence to do it. So what if that confidence comes from a fuzzy warbler giving you a grin?Self-fulfilling profecies are the best prophecies.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210772
>>210734
As long as people accomplish good things and are happy, I've no reason to complain.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210857>>210956
Have you washed your bunny today?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210956
>>210857
i remember in one of our earliest rabbit rabbit threads on the /v/, there was an anon giving tips on rabbit care and they said you have to be particularly careful washing a bune
▶ 94f904 (229) No.210962>>211005 >>211025
Managed to do it for the first time ever. First three words out of my mouth this morning.
An hour later, a major breakthrough on a contract I've been waiting for for ages came through.
Praise be to buns and their buns.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211005>>211025
>>210962
…followed later in the day by a complete collapse of the same contract thanks to malfeasance.
Praise revoked.
BAD RABBIT
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211015>>211025
Rabbit rabbit, /monster/!
Good luck to all of you
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211025
>>210962
>>211005
A shame it failed, but malfeasance sounds pretty nasty.
>the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
I don't know much about the situation, but better for it to have failed right away than while you're relying on it heavily, right?
>>211015
Hope you all have a great month!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211030>>211063
Well, said it. Hopefully things turn out better.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211036>>211063
>last time I did it was last year
>getting my shit fucked this year
It's because I lewd the rabbit, isn't it?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211055>>211063
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
Is it true that the guy who makes these threads was framed for murder in the past?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211063
>>211030
Good luck!
>>211036
There is absolutely nothing wrong with lewding the rabbit. Some anons have said in the past that they fap to Tewi the night before/when they wake up while saying rabbit rabbit.
>>211055
An anon on /jp/ committed suicide and they're pretending that I bullied him into doing it and then bragged about his death, when it was the exact opposite.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150824142526/https://8archive.moe/jp/thread/1183/
▶ 94f904 (229) No.211074
Here's to a good month!
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218752>>218770
It's that time once again! Did you have a good month?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218770>>218772
>>218752
Was kinda alright. Did find leftover pastries at work each friday. Nice little snacks before the day ends.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218772
>>218770
>Free pastries every Friday
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218832>>218881 >>218928 >>306464
Some tips for remembering to do this.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218881
>>218832
It's a pretty good guide. I always sleep with a Tewi fumo the night before.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218913>>218932
>don't remember if I did it last month
>find Donald Trump's Art of the Deal book being given away
>all the Tewi lewds
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218928>>218932
>>218832
I really hope this is ironic, I really do.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218932>>218937
>>218913
>>218928
Gotta get lewd with the bun.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.218937
>>218932
I would happily lewd Tewi if my dreams actually worked
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219448>>219469
im glad this loads up. the on on /v/ doesnt work for me, although i see its on page 2 so its working for 'someone'.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219469
>>219448
That's pretty strange. Well at least there's more lewds and less shitposting here.
>>219466
Just one day left! Good luck!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219535>>219536 >>219542 >>219548 >>221612
I had a dream last night with Tewi
>wake up on large burgundy colored bed, pictures of Happening ron Paul adorning the walls
>?
>notice I have no clothes but don't care cuz dream and I'm normally nude at home anyways
>get out of bed and admire a well done doom Paul with a plaque that said it was made 2 B.G.E (before God emperor)
>hear soft patter of steps from the hallway, look to the sound and see Tewi in a purple dress and a head of lettuce in her hands
>she smiled and took a bite of the lettuce, chewing it thoughtfully then continuing down the hallway
>I chase after her, causing her to laugh and run to one of the rooms
>what follows was like a Scooby-Doo chase scene, with the two of us hopping through doors until we bumped into each other
>her lettuce dropped onto my dick and stuck there
>she giggles and crawls over to me seductively, licking her lips
>BONER NO
>BONER YES
>she giggles again and comments that 'I have a big carrot in her lettuce'
>'y-you too'
>she starts eating around the edge of the lettuce, unearthing my shaft
>boner at 105%
>she eats around it until just a little piece remains, which gave my dick a little hat
>115%
>she slowly licks off the final piece, giving my dick a little kiss
>for the sweet love of God just free me from this sexual frustration
>she climbs up my chest, hiking up her dress to reveal her petite assets
>ohshitimfeelingit.takyon
>'pls'
>she puts her finger to my mouth, then leans forward to kiss me
>desperate kiss less virginmode engage
>right before our lips touch, Tewi leaps back in a playboy bunny suit and the walls tear away to this massive gameshow stage
>she starts dancing and congratulates me on winning another month of good luck
>I'm so hurt, almost cry
>she bounds on over back to me, smiles, caresses my cheek, and gives me a gentle kiss
>'next time bring condoms'
Then I woke up and felt so conflicted about the whole exchange. Hopefully I can see her again.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219536>>219548 >>219549
>>219535
Both hot and hilarious. You should try sleeping with a pack of condoms. Good luck anon!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219542>>219548
>>219535
You should've responded, "Next time bring birth control."
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219548>>219563
>>219535
>>219536
>>219542
>using condoms or any kind of birth control with bunbuns
>denying the world more qt bunbun daughterus
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219549>>219563
>>219536
thank you, my plan was to stay up late into the early morning hours of October 1st, use her rabbit rabbit charm, and hope for the best. I'll leave some condoms bedside, but I doubt we'd use them, she's just fucking with me I hope she is at least
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219552>>219555 >>219563
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219555
>>219552
just do what I did: shit posting until 4am, losing control of my life while blasting light up the night, then falling asleep while reorganizing my fluffy tail folder. it's a perfect storm of memetic autism strong enough to break the strongest of forgotten dreams.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219563>>221612
>>219548
I'm not fond of it either, but if he's got the stamina he should blow through them all and start riding bareback.
>>219549
I hope so too. Putting a bun in the bunny would be much preferred.
>>219552
Record your dreams, practice the dream recognition techniques, and think about/work on something involving her before you fall asleep. That should help.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219605>>219606
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219606>>219607
Gonna dump something nice.
>>219605
Always.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219634>>219635 >>219636
> Did the rabbit chant this month
See if you can tell how my month went:
>Got banned from two boards for arbitrary reasons
> Tripped on the stairs and broke a couple of toes
> Received a call and got coerced by my manipulative cunt of a mother into hosting my asshole drunkard father for the weekend as a "favor" that she has yet to pay back
> My laptop suffered two near-meltdown level crap-outs
> Found out that the guy I've been working with on a colloborative project is a FtM tranny
> I did get quints on /v/ though that no one acknowledged and the thread got almost immediately buried
Literally the most consistently shitty month I've had in a very long while, is it worth trying again tomorrow?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219635
>>219634
Just think of how much shittier this month could've been if you didn't do the chant!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219636>>219639
>>219634
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you heal up and have a better month.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219639
>>219636
Eh, looking back it's not as bad as I'm making it out: my feet are healing without complication, I'm old enough now that my parents (especially dear old pop) can't just throw their weight around and scare me anymore, the "guy" I'm partnered with by some miracle is rational enough to not act like a SJW or special snowflake most of the time we work (there are few more effective ways of redpilling than a woman being made to actually live through what men do I suppose), the laptop thing is my own fault, and everything else is just little annoyances.
Still, October had better pay back dividends on this shit.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219714
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219720>>219721
This thread is always a day too late for me to remember this stuff.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219721>>219723
>>219720
>3 days in advance is a day too late
>While using last month's thread
Pardon?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219723>>219725
>>219721
I didn't saw the thread yesterday or the day before.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219725
>>219723
Sorry you're not catching it sooner, but if you're not around when it gets bumped, then it can't be helped.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219727
my lewds folder is a disorganized mess, Monty Python references will have to do
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219730>>219732
>>219610
Censorship in #3 looks almost like the I Ching
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219731>>219732
I had a fun dream and remembered it when I woke up. Seems like a good month already.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219732
>>219730
Censorship gets pretty silly sometimes. Hopefully there will be a Japanese politician willing to overturn that law soon.
>>219731
Always good to remember nice dreams.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219759>>219764
Remembered to say it, but it was after I got out of bed to go take out my lenses. Will it still work?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.219764
>>219759
I'd say there's a small window of time to say it, but it should be done right away.
Work or no, I hope you have a nice month!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.221612>>221759
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>219535
>>219563
ID changed, decided against getting condoms, and gave my vows to Tewi before the dream took place. here's what happened
>wake up in the passenger seat of an Toyota AE86, Takumi Fujiwara at the wheel
>wut
>he shouts 'WE NEED TO GIVE HER THE DICK'
>blasts the speakers with embed-related
>ohno.png
>we careen down this massive fucking ramp that seems to go down for miles, hear something slam ontop of the car
>oh shit its Terry Crews
>GUESSWHOITSME.OLDSPICE
>he's shredding the guitar part of the song while screaming about P O W E R
>im about to fucking lose it
>we're going so fast that the windshield shatters and flies off the side, then the top of the car goes airborne, then the doors
>i see in the distance that there's a lip in the ramp, we're about to fly
>Takumi looks over to me, then salutes, rolling out the side of the seat and parachuting out
>Terry Crews stays, continuing his chant about P O W E R
>we finally take off, going skyhigh for what seemed like an hour before catching sight of this massive fucking castle on a floating island surrounded by bamboo
>we're headed straight for the front door, but we're going really fucking fast, not sure we'll actually stop at impact
>Terry Crews puts his hand on my shoulder, shouting 'FLUFFY BUN IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS DREAM END' before taking off like a rocket into the Sun
>look ahead, never slammed into the door, sitting at one of those plastic outdoor kid's tables, eating a bowl of spaghetti and garlic bread
>I'm outside in this garden, lots of trees and bushes, lots of rabbits jumping around and enjoying the bounty
>cool, that must mean Tewi is close by
>Take my bowl of spaghetti with me, start going through the garden in search of bunbun girl
>the rabbits ignore me for the most part, munching on the mangos and carrots that littered the ground
>take a seat at the pond, munching on my spaghetti while I set my feet in the water
>suddenly see two bunny ears come out of the water, followed by a reed
>Tewi's face emerges from the surface, then the rest of her, still wearing that same purple dress, seemingly untouched by the water
>she walks on the surface of the water like jesus, coming closer and closer to me
>the graviational force of her walking slowly causes my bowl of spaghetti to tip dangerously close to spill territory, but I couldn't stop it
>every step brought it closer and closer to oblivion
>nonothtespaghett.fugg
>she giggles at the inevitable spaghetti-spilling, stepping over the bowl and its contents and settling on my lap, her hands on my stomach as she playfully teases her loli-pussy over my dick, making me red with embarassment
>she slides up further, her smile becoming increasingly smug
>'why hold back? I'm yours'
>150% Boner
>one last thing though, before I forget
>pat her head, scratching one of her ears gently before placing my other hand on her cute little butt
>she cries and giggles in excitement, her pussy leaking out a bit on my stomach
>its time
>slide her down over my eager cock, entering as gracefully as manmeat allows
>she was tight, real tight, was afraid I might hurt her, and I'm not particularly endowed
>she cries out at first, her walls slowly giving way to my dick
>she holds her finger up to her mouth, biting it softly as she slowly moves her hips up and down the shaft, her vagina seeming to contract and relax like it was breathing alongside her
>I moved my hands from headpat mode to fondle mode, using my left hand to hold her hips and my right to massage her dainty budded flatchest
>she moaned in response, picking up speed
>I try to hold back, but its already too much for me, and cum deep inside her
>She gasps in suprise, then looks at me lecherous and keeps riding, her movement spurring me to hardness almost instantly
>I barely even felt my orgasm, but I didn't care
>I was fucking Tewi, and she was having just a good a time as me
>soon her breathing became shorter and shorter, then she cried out, her vagina contracting with such a force that I came alongside her, painting her insides
>she collapsed into me, the two of us holding each other close in our afterglow
>she traced a finger down my stomach, seeming to refill the lustful fire in my belly
>she postured herself in front of me her fluffy bunny booty shaking in my face
>'fuck my ass' she said with a shake
>I nodded, my animalistic lust only getting more intense
>I positioned myself over her, squeezing a little on her tail as I entered
and then it was over, cum all over my sheets and a feeling of triumphant in my heart
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228072>>298198
Another month passes, and a new one approaches! Don't forget to say it!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228076>>228077
How many children do bunnygirls have?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228077
>>228076
A quick search say that rabbits have litters of 1-14 kits, averaging 6. I'd think that bunny girls probably don't have as many max, but would tend to hit around that average or lower. That or it's gonna be a pretty rough pregnancy.
Too bad there's so little pregnant Tewi art.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228564>>228569
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228569>>228613
>>228564
One day left to go!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228613>>228685
>>228569
The /v/ thread was pretty fun
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228687>>228700
>>228685
Well I thought it was pretty fun.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228700>>228718 >>228851
>>228687
I don't know; bullying, bullying using my waifu, dumping a cheating doujin and then translating its sequel doesn't seem all that fun to me.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228718>>228721
>>228700
>bullying, bullying using my waifu
Oh really? Tell me more.
>Dumping a cheating doujin and then translating its sequel doesn't seem all that fun to me.
Yeah I agree with that, that was pretty mean and the discussion on NTR in general was kinda dumb. How much do you want to bet people will bring it up again next thread?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228721>>228737
>>228718
>Tell me more.
It's earlier on in the thread, whenever anon brought up Meiling.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228737
>>228721
>Being bullied this much
Don't worry anon, Yuuka's here for you.
How did it make you feel?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228769>>228777
The first words out of my mouth this morning were rabbit rabbit rabbit. This is the second month in a row I said it right after waking up. Last month, after I said it, my life partly collapsed, I was illegally fired, then I got denied JUSTICE after the opposing party made it clear they'd use underhanded legal tactics, and I got turned down for multiple jobs.
November will be better. plz
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228777>>228779
>>228769
>I was illegally fired
>legal tactics
That doesn't seem right. I really hope you have a better month anon.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228779
>>228777
>that doesn't seem right
Enforcement under civil law against small companies is a funny thing, Anon. If a judgement falls against a shell company and the case is spuriously appealed while capital is siphoned off into another entity so no damages can be recovered after the fight, do one's own lawyers still need to be paid?
Enough blogposting. Lucky sevens with or luck against, this month will be better.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228851
>>228700
I didn't care much about the doujin, but I had fun typesetting it.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228897>>228900
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
Rabbit feet for good luck.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228936
▶ 94f904 (229) No.228994>>229001
>tfw when you forget despite reminding yourself the day before
This must be why /suicide/ shows up at the bottom.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.229001
>>228994
Cheer up, there's always next time!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235673>>235674
Another month draws to a close. I hope it went well for you!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235674>>235675
>>235673
I am kinda skeptical about it. I tried it out this month and while I was lucky, a lot of additional bullshit has happened that I can do without.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235675
>>235674
>a lot of additional bullshit has happened
That's a a shame. Hopefully it was only a fluke and next month will go better. Even if you decide not to say it, as long as you're happy and things go well for you I'm okay with that.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235707>>235725 >>236239
I got a question about this, since by the time the month switches, I will be at work due to working the night shift. Do I say rabbit rabbit rabbit when the clock strikes midnight?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235725
>>235707
Some people say it at midnight, though I always suggest to say it at dawn/daybreak too if possible. Midnight being the start of the day never sounded right to me.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235769
rabbits are dogs in low gravity
▶ 94f904 (229) No.235851>>235852
A lesson on the danger of hunting rabbits.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236032>>236066
>>236031
A sad state of affairs, is it not?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236066>>236110
>>236032
You're surprised Mark is two-faced?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236110
>>236066
Not surprised, but disappointed all the same.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236229>>236232 >>236234
well that was a big fucking mess on /v/
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236232
>>236229
Well, at least it was informative, I guess. And over now
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236234>>236236
>>236229
You're telling me. Can never have a rabbit rabbit thread go by in peace over there.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236236>>236241
>>236234
So tell me, which do you prefer, this month's or last month's rabbit thread on /v/?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236239>>236241
>>235707
Alright, I did it at midnight. Time to see what happens.
I would have remembered to do it again when I punched out at 7:15 as a bit of a safety measure if I wasn't focused on getting the fuck out of my workplace.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236241>>236245
>>236236
At least this one had significantly less NTR posting and waifu bullying, but being restricted to the last day fucks up my ability to remind everyone majorly, plus so much unrelated metashit keeping the thread derailed.
So it's pretty sad if I have to say last month was better, if only by a small margin.
>>236239
Good luck, anon.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236244>>236247
Fuck, forgot to do it. Guess there's next month.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236245>>236247
>>236241
Thanks fairybunnyanon. I really appreciate it, and sorry about what happened at /v/ with Mark being Mark.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236247
>>236244
>Guess there's next month
That's right. No matter how many times you miss it, there's always next time. There's no need to worry about it; I'll always cheer you on. I hope you have a nice month!
>>236245
No problem. As long as I can still keep spreading the charm and bring some good luck and happiness to anons I'll be content.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236287>>236288
i woke up feeling like i got stabbed in the gut. im pretty sure i was mumbling curses until it went away. this is a conspiracy
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236288
>>236287
Sounds like you're feeling better. I hope it wasn't anything serious.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236292>>236293
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
I wanna rub Tewi's feet for luck.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236293
>>236292
You sure like feet, don't you?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236295>>236297 >>236299
Will saying Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit the second the New Year's ball drops do anything, or does it have to be after you wake up?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236296>>236299
>sleep like a mummy with hands on my chest
>maybe if I keep saying rabbit I won't forget it or I believe the rabbit, Tewi & Reisen, etc.
>calm for a bit…
>then I felt something drag my hand away, either it was a rabbit or muscle spasms
I don't know if I failed or not, I keep saying random stuff in my thoughts but I said the magic words after I woke up…
It's frustrating how easily distracted I can get.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236297
>>236295
i like to think it works at midnight, after all its the witching hour and it would be the first thing i did that day. though what that ends up meaning is if i stayed up past midnight ill feel like i failed if i didnt do both.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236299>>236313
>>236295
Midnight can work. I prefer saying it in the morning though, since that's when the day really starts.
It's also simple to just say at both times.
>>236296
Thinking about stuff isn't a problem. As long as the first thing you said were the magic words then you'll be fine.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236313
>>236299
Well I guess I'll know I failed or succeeded if something happened…
Hopefully having the ability to dream being one of them
▶ 94f904 (229) No.236343
> Try this out this morning
> ebay package comes 1 day early
Off to a good start
▶ 94f904 (229) No.238264
>didn't forget to do it this time
>expect D on thesis
>get B
Well, I guess I can actually get a phd now. Praise our almighty rabbit girl overlords.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.245581
Four months strong now. Let's start the new year on a good note!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.256426>>256511
Last month was pretty quiet, but no need to fret. I'll always be here to remind you of your next opportunity to recite the charm!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.256511>>256514
>>256426
Gimme non-loli rabbits and maybe then I'll bump the thread.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.256514
>>256511
Have some moon rabbutts.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.256649>>256660
>>219610
So did he fall into the trap on purpose?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.256660
>>256649
He probably fell in it accidentally, while Tewi intentionally put it in his way.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257355>>257359
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257359
>>257355
I've no interest in getting murdered, so no.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257432>>257439
I prayed to Ammit before I fell asleep to help me finally say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" first thing when I wake up, and it worked. Praise Ammit and Tewi.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257439
>>257432
Good luck anon. Never had interest in Ammit worship myself.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257533>>257550
>woke up
>said it and went back to sleep
>had a fun dream
Now, if only it had been a monster girl dream instead of a dream where me and my mother rented a house with two random guys, got attacked by them on the street, then killed them and stole their video games it would've been perfect.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257539>>257542 >>257550
Does it count if you wake up, lie in bed for an hour coughing and generally feeling shit, then remember to say it? Because I think I missed it.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257542>>257550
>>257539
>the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit".
As long as you hadn't said anything before that, I think so.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.257550
>>257533
That sounds pretty silly. Next time you wake up and try to go back to sleep, keep thinking about a monstergirl you wanna be with. That might help. Good luck anon!
>>257539
>>257542
The sooner the better, but I think you'll get it. Hopefully you didn't say anything else while coughing.
I hope you have a nice month, and get well soon!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.266947
Another month gone by so quickly. How have you heroes been doing?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.266951
>>266950
For a good luck bun with lucky rabbit feet she has less foot art than you'd expect.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.267295
>>267293
End. There are hardly any 2hu doujins that feature all five bunny girls.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.267607>>267628
>wake up at 2am
>random "Happy March" picture from the whatskike brothel group I'm in
>notice it's the 1st
>rabbit rabbit rabbit
I have a test tomorrow, pls gib luck murderabbit.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.267628
>>267607
Don't forget to study too. Good luck hero! I'm not a murder rabbit.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.267630>>267641
Damn, forgot to say it this time. I should've remembered to pray to Ammit last night.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.267641
>>267630
That's a shame. Good thing you can always try again next time!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274541
A new month; a new rabbit rabbit!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274652
HEADPATS AND HUGS NOT FUGS
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274662
>>274653
Tewi is plenty old enough for sexual
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274668
>>274653
I'm all for head pats and cuddling.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274842>>274855 >>274882
>>274653
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.274882>>275079
>>274842
You better take responsibility.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275078>>275092
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275079>>275092
>>274882
Taking responsibility is half the fun.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275092
>>275078
Long hair is best hair.
>>275079
Very true.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275446
Well this thread shot down pretty far rather quickly. One last bump to make sure it gets through the month.
Glad to see everything coming back up, slowly but surely. Have a nice month /monster/!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275451>>275458
Hey Tewifag, this is the first time in nearly a year I've managed to say my rabbits, and the whole damn site got shut down.
What the hell?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275458
>>275451
Someone was planning an attack for some time on a poorly coded site on a prank day, and the aftermath was poorly handled by Jim/Codemonkey (seeing as it took days and they had to ask hotwheels how to fix captcha, something they could have done after restoring boards and posting). Can that really be attributed to luck?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275478>>275543
>say rabbit 3 times when I wake up
>8chan gets shrekt
Do you feel the luck yet lads?
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275540
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275543>>275605
>>275478
you're supposed to say "rabbit rabbit", not "rabbit rabbit rabbit". You fucked us real good.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.275605
>>275543
You can say it any number of times. In threes is usually better.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284331
It's rabbit time once again!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284333>>284336
>Rabbit thread got locked in /v/
What a bunch of meanies
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284335>>284336
Well I remembered for April and I had a pretty good month if you don't count the site being shut down, nothing big but nothing necessarily unlucky either. Hopefully I'll remember for May.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284336>>284536 >>284550
>>284333
And only a single positive anon over there. To think there was once a time where the threads on /v/ were fun. At least we got a good translation last month.
>>284335
A month without incident is a nice one in my book. Good luck with remembering!
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284536>>284656
>>284336
>And only a single positive anon over there.
we didnt have much of a chance to show up. it wasnt even around for an hour before they flip flopped again.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284550>>284656 >>291569
>>284336
I miss when /v/ was good.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.284656
>>284536
Even now there's still a ton of shitters who can't help but be feel compelled to post in a thread they can hide and ignore. But hey, I know you guys are still around. That's why I can keep going without worry.
>>284550
Me too.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.285078>>285091 >>285261
>>210309 (OP)
>Try it in April
>Night of I get rejected by girl I've been flirting with for a month
>Turns out she was dating multiple guys
I forgot this month but I don't think it's gonna be a great loss. You could argue it helped conclude things but that shit's just cruel.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.285091
>>285078
Better rejected than cucked, but I'm sure it hurt all the same. Sorry you had to go through that.
▶ 94f904 (229) No.285261
>>285078
Cruel, yes. But take it from a dude who is suffering through a divorce from the only girl he has ever loved after being with her for 10 years and throwing away all sorts of fun for her. Its better for a small bit of cruelty now than the alternative…
▶ bb48db (17) No.291349>>291356
It's time for more cute lucky bun posting!
▶ bb48db (17) No.291420
>>291393
Yep. I drew it while playing a game with my friends.
▶ bb48db (17) No.291513
Swimsuit Tewi for the impending Summer!
▶ dbc4a7 (1) No.291569>>291590 >>291595
>>284550
Not knowing any story behind tewi I've always seen her as more of a daughteru who likes hugs
▶ 451b2e (1) No.291595>>291599
>>291569
Knowing what little I do about Tewi she's always seemed like kind of a bitch. I think Reisen is the superior bun.
▶ bb48db (17) No.291599
>>291595
Rude, but Reisen is a good girl.
▶ 01380d (1) No.291812>>291891
remember this: if you screw up in the morning and forget to say rabbit rabbit rabbit, be sure to say "black rabbits" before you go to bed to make it work!
▶ ec5d92 (2) No.291844>>291891
Well I closed at work today so I'll just say it when I wake up
▶ bb48db (17) No.291891
>>291812
I've never heard that one before. Where'd you find that one?
>>291844
Hope you'll manage to say it!
▶ ec5d92 (2) No.291914
I finally managed to say it! First words from my mouth this morning
▶ bb48db (17) No.298154
Have you remembered to groom your rabbit lately?
▶ 16be1f (1) No.298198>>298247 >>298250
>>228072
>pregnant tewi
There is surprisingly few preg artwork for both Tewi and Reisen, given that they are rabbits after all
▶ bb48db (17) No.298247
>>298198
A shame, isn't it? It'd be nice to have more pics of them becoming happy mamas.
▶ 9a2cff (1) No.298250>>298261
>>298198
There's a fiendishly adorable comic series of Reisen being the single mom to Eirin, Kaguya, and Tewi.
▶ bb48db (17) No.298261
>>298250
It's a very lovely series.
▶ 6b6a83 (3) No.298674>>298677
Have you just given up making threads on /v/? I don't see one on the catalog.
▶ bb48db (17) No.298677>>298704 >>298707 >>298710 >>298779
>>298674
I made one on Wednesday. Mark deleted it, probably because he considers it too early.
I made one a couple hours ago, as according to Mark's wishes. He deleted it again.
▶ 726084 (1) No.298704
>>298677
Marc is a fickle Mistress.
▶ 6b6a83 (3) No.298707>>298801
>>298677
I guess that's that for rabbit threads on /v/. It was nice while it lasted.
▶ 7ff96b (1) No.298710>>298801
>>298677
Well, at least you can still have them on here and /games/.
▶ f455db (1) No.298779>>298801
>>298677
maybe the secret is you have to pretend youre making another thread as a (1) and done op and then derail it in to rabbits. that would seem to be how /pol/ gets away with it.
▶ 857569 (1) No.298791>>298797
Take good care of your rabbits
▶ 6b6a83 (3) No.298797>>298801
>>298791
You mean I should give them lots of comfy straw to sleep on, right?
▶ bb48db (17) No.298801
>>298707
I'll try again next month.
>>298710
Maybe I'll try there next time too.
>>298779
But then the reminder isn't in the OP for everyone too see. There were some people who were all that pleased when I used a preexisting rabbit thread before making this thread (I was worried about the rabbit rabbit thread being seen as a duplicate regular rabbit thread at the time).
>>298797
It's better to sleep and cuddle with them.
▶ 0056c2 (1) No.298837>>298841
>>298818
IT'S THE DEMON IN "HUMAN" FORM!
▶ 3a5f3f (1) No.298839>>298841
▶ bb48db (17) No.298841
>>298818
>>298839
Good luck!
>>298837
I don't even know where Barnes is.
▶ 58f82b (1) No.298846
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>jew tube
rabbit rabbit rabbit
▶ 089686 (1) No.298853>>298855
Alright, I said rabbit rabbit rabbit, what happens next?
Does it count if I said it at 12 AM?
▶ bb48db (17) No.298855
>>298853
Say it in the morning too, just in case.
▶ b2ecb1 (2) No.305838>>305840
>>305837
Hey Tewifag, you get banned from /v/ again?
▶ 885a8d (14) No.305840>>305844
>>305838
Nah, just deleted. The thread was only up 10 minutes.
▶ 2cd4bf (5) No.305844
▶ 2cd4bf (5) No.305868>>306009 >>306064
a friend installed a viera mod on his starbound server at my request. i was lucky enough to find a town full of bunny girls with such a cool background. for being procedurally generated these towns look really nice.
▶ 885a8d (14) No.306009>>306304
>>305868
Looks like a pretty comfy town/mod. Too bad the game itself is terrible.
▶ 4467e5 (1) No.306064>>306304
>>305868
There's a Viera mod for Starbound?
>on the one hand, I love Vieras
>on the other hand, it's fucking Starbound
>no new games set in Ivalice being released or planned to be released in the future
I feel like someone out there knows my tastes and simultaneously hates me as much as humanly possible
▶ 2cd4bf (5) No.306304>>306352 >>311949
>>306009
it is too bad, although i warmed up to it a little after seeing how no mans sky managed to have even less to it. i watched a friend of mine who was super hyped for it play for a few hours on release. i just had to humor him but i was bored to tears.
i hope the terraria games in development have more cute monster girls and features to befriend them, i really like the dryad. terraria: otherworld seems to place an emphasis on removing corruption, so who knows what kind of allies youll gain. apparently shes a playable character in dungeon defenders 2 where she can summon some monsters including the harpies. unfortunately in the actual terraria harpies were restricted to purely enemies despite being adorable. im somewhat surprised she doesnt have assault bunnies considering how rabbits are essentially the animal mascot of the game. i think they did a good job bringing these characters into 3d though, very recognizable.
i dont think id ever play it without my crew from the first game though, and im pretty sure they all burnt out on the concept. being free to play isnt exactly attractive either, although grind was very prominent in the first game anyways.
>>306064
it might be salvageable if youre a mods will fix it kind of guy. and you would have to be if you didnt plan on getting bored of it in a day or less. if youre going to poke around in it, give frackin universe a whirl. theres plenty of options if you want cozy monster girl stuff. even squid kids.
youll also get upset at how many mods offer little tweaks that should be in the base game, such as inventory sorting in a game with such a ludicrous amount of decorative items, or adjusting the size of your mining beam.
▶ 885a8d (14) No.306352
>>306304
Terraria is a great game. Hope Otherworld is just as fun.
>features to befriend them
This really should've been a thing.
▶ 86957f (1) No.306373>>306427
>Said it at the beginning of the month
>Do well in all finals
>Caught up on most of my studies out of fucking nowhere
Rabbit, if you are a demon, you're a cool one
▶ b2ecb1 (2) No.306378>>306427
Some guy on /v/ made a rabbit thread earlier. I got quads which was pretty cool
▶ 885a8d (14) No.306427
>>306373
I'm no demon, but that's great news.
>>306378
I saw that, but when I tried to open the thread it was already deleted. Poor guys.
▶ 596f95 (2) No.306463>>306464 >>306477
I've been trying to do this for half a year now and I fucked it up AGAIN this morning
▶ 885a8d (14) No.306464
>>306463
Sorry, dude. I hope you'll be able to get it next time.
Did you try doing any of these things? >>218832
▶ df4d56 (1) No.306477>>306520
>>306463
I have been doing this for hald a year and my luck hasn't changed. I'm still holding a stable job while working out for my future wife.
▶ 2cd4bf (5) No.306519>>306520 >>306542
sweet i got it.
whats the deal with this? is this some kind of bunny dominance play where they see how long they can go before they have to tap out or are they having psychic moon sex?
▶ 885a8d (14) No.306520
>>306477
Well that's pretty nice. Good luck, dude.
>>306519
I don't know, but if it's psychic moon sex then I want in.
▶ 53bd20 (1) No.306542
>>306519
Judging by the shonen-esque fight effects and blur, I assume it's some sort of moon rabbit ear battle. Reisen and Reisen II seem to be enjoying the battle like Goku and Vegeta, while Seiran is more like Yamcha or Krillin realizing they're exponentially outclassed.
▶ a4dd94 (1) No.307534
>>306545
i have been looking for this for years, thank you.
▶ cb6f52 (5) No.311701>>311797
Tewi poster driving the pedos from /loli/ circa 2017
▶ 885a8d (14) No.311797>>311913
>>311701
I hope I do that board JUSTICE.
▶ ebccee (1) No.311798>>311800
>August was first rabbit rabbit this February
>Worst month of the year for me by far
I'm going to try it again anyways
▶ 885a8d (14) No.311800>>312214
>>311798
>August was first rabbit rabbit this February
Not sure what you meant by that, but I hope you have a better month this time.
▶ cb6f52 (5) No.311913>>311914
>>311797
Praise Ammit and keep your waifu by your side and you shall be fine tewi.
▶ 885a8d (14) No.311914>>311916 >>312062
I just realized it's the anniversary of this thread being made. Congrats! I wonder how long it'll keep going.
>>311913
>Praise Ammit and keep your waifu by your side
<Can't bring myself to praise Ammit even ironically
<Waifu isn't a loli
▶ 596f95 (2) No.311949
>>306304
For over a week now I've been trying to find the thread on this board that had the picture of the delicious harpy with chunky thighs and big adorable feet. It probably took me so long because I fucked up the rabbit rabbit charm---here's hoping that the day after tomorrow I do it right.
▶ 2aa2e7 (3) No.312062>>312067
>>311914
Why not, Tewi? You at least believe in Gensokyo, don't you?
▶ 885a8d (14) No.312067>>312086
>>312062
Because religion.
Gensokyo is a refuge for youkai and lesser Shinto gods who can't survive in the modern world. Believing in a literal fantasy land is a little different from worshiping an Egyptian deity.
▶ cb6f52 (5) No.312086>>312089
>>312067
Well a lot of us worship Ammit and/or Reitia and we're mostly normal.
▶ 885a8d (14) No.312089>>312091 >>312092 >>312264
>>312086
I'm not saying religion is bad; I meant to imply mine was preventing me. I'm Christian.
▶ 2aa2e7 (3) No.312091>>312102
>>312089
But wouldn't that also prevent you from believing in Gensokyo and running/visiting porn boards?
▶ 7c911d (1) No.312092>>312102
>>312089
>spoiler
Our desert demon is better than yours
▶ 885a8d (14) No.312102>>312110 >>312122
>>312091
Belief isn't worship. Few people claim to worship youkai, but they continue to exist because of belief in them; not faith. As for the porn boards, I never claimed to be perfect.
>>312092
Demons are bad.
▶ 2aa2e7 (3) No.312110
>>312102
>Demons are bad.
Only if you inherently define demon as "evil spirit".
▶ cb6f52 (5) No.312122>>312390
>>312102
Iirc demon was originally a Greek word for spirit. Benign, benevolent, or malevolent.
▶ a1c3eb (1) No.312214>>312228
>>311800
I meant to say "since this February"
I accidentally a word.
But thank you, I hope you have a great month too Tewi poster.
▶ 624128 (1) No.312264
>>312089
I have a crisis of faith and belief right now as well. Keeps me from doing this kind of pagan ritual stuff. Just out of fear of upsetting God even further. So many prudish rules.
▶ d81d22 (1) No.312279>>312282 >>312286 >>312289 >>312366
Shit, I fucked it up this month. First thing out of my mouth today was to call my cat a faggot for waking me up so early.
▶ 6d0d49 (4) No.312282>>312289 >>312522
>>312279
You do realize there are 31 days in August right? Unless you're across the dateline already.
▶ 4fb61f (1) No.312286>>312366
>>312279
In certain ways calling your cat a faggot is similar to saying rabbit rabbit
▶ eef65b (10) No.312289>>312366
>>312279
If you're across the dateline like >>312282 says, then I'm sorry to hear that. Cats can be super annoying sometimes. Hope it's still a nice month!
▶ 6d0d49 (4) No.312366>>312522
>>312286
>>312289
Wait a moment
>called his cat a faggot
<faggot cat
>>312279
Are you Australian by chance?
▶ 4234ec (2) No.312390>>312404
i think i got it but im not 100% sure. i was super groggy since i was just getting up to take a leak but i havent been able to fall back asleep.
>>312122
>Iirc demon was originally a Greek word for spirit.. Benign, benevolent, or malevolent.
wasnt fairy like this at some point too?
▶ eef65b (10) No.312404
>>312390
Hope it was a success!
I think fairy was used like that at some point too. Really it's better that they became more specific, rather than having multiple words that cover every supernatural creature in the book.
▶ 4f013e (1) No.312522>>312567
>>312282
>>312366
Yes, I'm australian.
▶ 7501dd (2) No.312533>>312546
>I only remembered that it was the beginning of September until right now
▶ eef65b (10) No.312546
>>312533
Do you own a calendar? You could write it down next time.
▶ cec201 (2) No.312556
>tfw my phone's alarm didn't go off this morning
▶ 6d0d49 (4) No.312567
>>312522
Figures that your cat would pull a Cheshire on you. Such is the Fate of Australians.that and to be raided by emu harpies, but that's another story I think
▶ eef65b (10) No.316634>>316638 >>316641 >>316889
How's the month been treating you?
▶ fc2957 (1) No.316638>>316649
>>316634
Horrible.
I'm almost willing to fall for your demonic rabbit tricks this time.
▶ cec201 (2) No.316641>>316649
>>316634
Like shit. Out of all the different job applications I've put in, the only one I even got an interview for fell through.
▶ f19e4b (1) No.316642>>316649
I have a cold. I forgot to say the rabbits at the beginning of the month though, so I could deserve it.
▶ eef65b (10) No.316649>>316675
>>316638
That sucks. This will turn around next time, I'm sure.
>>316641
Don't give up! I'm sure you'll land one soon.
>>316642
Get well soon!
▶ 0f3f63 (1) No.316675>>316690 >>316722
>>316649
Is that a pig or a bunny in the succubus nurse costume from MGQ? I mean, it looks like it has pig ears, but it also seems to have a bunny tail.
▶ eef65b (10) No.316690
>>316675
>succubus nurse costume from MGQ
MGQ didn't invent the dark nurse look.
>it looks like it has pig ears
Rude.
▶ 6d0d49 (4) No.316722
>>316675
>not recognizing tewi
>not recognizing tewi posting that happens every month like clockwork
>not knowing that tewi is a rabbit in the RABBIT RABBIT thread
▶ 4234ec (2) No.316889>>316893
>>316634
traumatic, but a sobering learning kind of traumatic. probably for the best in the long run but not a calm month. not very bunny soft, but maybe bunny life saving. i have some direction now. bunnies have a pretty good sense of their surroundings and luck often comes down to timing.
letting things go, moving on, getting over stuff. learning new things. not very easy, but its probably time to prepare to do more. to do what i really want even if its hard.
▶ eef65b (10) No.316893
>>316889
That doesn't sound very good. Hope you can still find your happiness.
▶ 45b601 (1) No.316895>>316899
Hello, I came here for the bullying.
▶ fc66b3 (1) No.316899>>316900
>>316895
Well bend over then and let's get started
▶ 7501dd (2) No.316900
▶ fb76ce (1) No.316930>>316932
I did it!
t. Australian who was woken up by faggot cat last month
▶ 8dc945 (5) No.321486
The new month is getting close, and so is Halloween!
▶ 2fe880 (1) No.321495>>321730 >>321981
>tfw over half the images are lost in this thread because it's over a year old
goddamn i remember when this thread first came about, here's to another month I guess
▶ 8dc945 (5) No.321730
>>321495
They were nice times.
▶ 43cfa3 (4) No.321981>>322077
>>321495
ive just been sitting here in awe at how much time has passed in general. things that seem like they were 4 years ago were actually 10. its not that time seems to have been moving faster, but either life has been so unfulfilling that its not worth remembering, or my brains on its way out.
its kind of scary really, it has me questioning things like is consciousness tied to memory? and if thats the case, when i cease to remember will i cease to be? and im looking at people with alzheimers with a much larger dose of pity now. that is a flickering mind and its just so damn sad.
uhh, happy halloween
▶ 8dc945 (5) No.322077>>322090
>>321981
That's pretty dark, dude.
▶ 43cfa3 (4) No.322090
>>322077
im just disappointed that we still havent discovered the answers to life and the universe. it might not even happen in my lifetime. that would be horrible. but i think if anyone could get close to the answers its bunny rabbits. they see everything including why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
what if im dissatisfied with the answers?
▶ 1f60b0 (1) No.322314>>322374
Well, i remembered to say it this month. I better get some good luck out of this.
▶ 8dc945 (5) No.322374>>322451
>>322294
>>322314
Great! Good luck dudes!
▶ 43cfa3 (4) No.322451>>326667
>>322374
can bunnies be trained to pet you?
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.326667>>327032
This thread's getting up there in age/post count. The bump limit's 400, right? This may be its last month.
>>322451
Special buns with special connections to you can do it.
▶ 99b78d (2) No.326857>>326914
▶ c5c980 (11) No.327032>>327038
>>326667
>special connections
waitaminute was reisen in the mafia?
and can mods even fix the op image?
▶ 99b78d (2) No.327034>>327035 >>327038
>Cuddle the bun, do it hun.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.327035
>>327034
look miss i dont want any trouble these are all the veggies i have
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.327038
>>327032
Special connections to you. As a close friend, family member or lover.
Unfortunately it's pretty much impossible to fix it. But like I said before I may need to make a new thread again.
>>327034
Doing it.
▶ 835c76 (1) No.327039>>327040 >>327041
I fucked it up. Goddamn it. Here's hoping that next year I'll do it right 12 months in a row.
▶ 14f9eb (1) No.327040>>327041 >>327046
>>327039
If you board a flight right now you might be able to make it to the Western United States in time to try again
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.327041
>>327039
I'll be rooting for you
>>327040
I don't know if that'll work, but if it does you'd definitely deserve a bonus for chasing and catching the rabbit.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.327046
>>327040
talk about a hare brained scheme
▶ c5c980 (11) No.327125>>327137
i have achieved oneness with the bunness
▶ 3eccaf (1) No.327136>>327137
Well, said my rabbits. Let's see what goodies happens this month.
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.331679
Hope you guys had a merry Christmas; now it's time to celebrate the new year!
▶ c5c980 (11) No.331798>>331806 >>331809
can you believe they bumplocked the touhou thread on /v/?
▶ 62afe0 (1) No.331806>>331812
>>331798
But of course I can.
I'd accompany with a image of the fatass but I don't want to desecrate this thread.
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.331809>>331811 >>331812 >>331817
>>331798
Mark's the one who forced me to post in there then has it bumplocked. He just doesn't like 2hu.
▶ 6657df (1) No.331811>>331812
>>331809
He hates elves too.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.331812>>331819
>>331806
thank you for thinking of the children.
>>331809
>He just doesn't like 2hu.
how can you like video games and not like touhou? unless he doesnt like video games!
>>331811
way to go dude now the children are upset.
▶ a7d917 (1) No.331817>>331819
>>331809
I think he just does not like other people having fun. That or he just dosent like /monster/ In general and is targeting touhou threads regardless if they are connected or not
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.331819>>331826
>>331812
>unless he doesnt like video games!
I wouldn't put it past him.
>>331817
It's a shame, since the /v/ rabbit threads were always the fastest.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.331826>>331827
>>331819
rabbits are commonly used to represent speed, perhaps because of that tortoise and the hare story.
of course, cheetahs are a little faster but i remember seeing more rabbits than cheetahs when it comes to fast symbolism.
▶ 5d2563 (2) No.331827>>331829
>>331826
Rabbits and hares inhabit a much wider area than cheetahs do. Whereas the cheetah is largely limited to parts of Africa. Hence why the hare was more often associated with speed in most of the world
▶ c5c980 (11) No.331829>>331831 >>331926
>>331827
so what youre saying is that the cumulative speed of all rabbits is greater than that of all cheetahs and representing something like that with gnats would just look ungraceful and stupid.
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.331831>>331924
>>331829
I think he's just saying that people would be more familiar with rabbits and their speed since they can be found almost anywhere.
▶ 5d2563 (2) No.331924
>>331831
Yes I was thank you.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.331926>>331961
>>331829
this is kind of bothering me now, shouldnt a rabbit count as 2? when you make a bunny with your hands its the same as the number 2.
▶ 0373b9 (11) No.331961
>>331926
You could if the hand puppet was used instead. Since it shows one rabbit, it counts as one.
▶ d8580e (2) No.332122>>332126
Eyyy, I did it! I managed to say "rabbit, rabbit, rabbit" as the first thing when I woke up today. Now let's see what little things happen this month.
▶ 70075c (2) No.332126>>332127
>>332101
Can't beat the classics.
>>332122
Good job! Have a nice month anon!
▶ d8580e (2) No.332127
>>332126
Same to you. Have a bunny with a long katana.
▶ 24d118 (1) No.332135>>332136
I didn't say it, and here I am sitting here tinkering with linux and graphics drivers for 12 hours because I fucked up my linux install earlier.
▶ c5c980 (11) No.332136
>>332135
well its not going to give you bad luck if you fail
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.336953
Will this month finally be the last for this old thread?
▶ 197d0c (2) No.336956>>336958
I haven't used /v/ in forever, is Tewifag still making threads there?
As rude as he was, I kind of miss the TEWI IS A NIGGER guy. Those drawings were hilarious.
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.336958>>337030
>>336956
Nope. Dedicated threads got dropped since Mark was killing them. He told me to post in the Touhou threads instead. I did that for a couple months, then Mark deleted a Touhou thread when I posted in it. So I'm not gonna post there if it's gonna kill legitimate game threads.
▶ e1ab12 (3) No.337030
>>336958
That's exactly why you should keep posting though.
t. accelerationist
▶ caf4b9 (1) No.337122>>337127
>>235855
>that last panel
You know for a second there I thought "Man Tewi eventually lost to a human woman" but then I realized:
>Most yokai are female in Touhou.
>Yoaki hatch alot of elaborate, hair-brained schemes based on whims.
What if all the woman in the village are Yoaki in disguise
They breed with humans then send their sons to be violated
The older woman then get the trained men they want
Also I know you fucking game Tewi reverse-netorare
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.337127>>337188
>>337122
I'm against cheating/NTR; don't accuse me of such. That doujin series a shit.
▶ cd493a (2) No.337188>>337218
>>337127
still, tewi looks fantastic with a set of big loli tits
▶ e1ab12 (3) No.337204>>337208 >>337218
Fuck, another day where I say it some hours after waking up and I don't remember whether I talked to myself beforehand or not.
▶ 34a4d1 (2) No.337208>>337218
>>337204
Shit man, that happens to me each time too.
Only thing worse is staying up past midnight due to a shitty sleep cycle and general restlessness and lying in bed unsure if doing anything at this hour counts as “first thing in the morning.”
Does it?
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.337218
>>337188
Oppai loli is fun and novel.
>>337204
Write a note and stick it on your alarm clock. Hope it helps.
>>337208
I say it both after midnight and when I wake up in the morning, just to be sure. The charm is from a time that I don't think considered midnight to be the next day though.
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▶ 34a4d1 (2) No.337251>>337260 >>337287
>>337249
>Fangs on a bunnygirl
How can something so wrong feel so right?
▶ 9a2c57 (1) No.337260>>337262 >>337266 >>337275
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>>337251
Don't want to get autistic on you but Bunnies actually have fairly capable fangs. My family raised rabbits and as a kid I made the mistake of trying to manhandle one for some low impact consensual petting and I got a mean ass bite on my finger for my trouble. Don't mistake their fluffy exterior for a benign nature. If a rabbit feels threatened it'll fuck you up.
▶ cd493a (2) No.337266>>337287
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>>337260
i aint watchin that shit
▶ e1ab12 (3) No.337275>>337287
>>337260
>Dog whimpering out of empathy
Rabbits are assholes, but all dogs go to heaven.
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.337287
Looks like I'll be making a new thread next time after all. This one's had quite the ride.
>>337266
Those chickens are pretty nice.
>>337275
Good dogs will. Bad dogs that attack humans or rabbits for no good reason won't.
>>337251
They're more common on Tewi than I initially thought. Lots of 1-2 fanged pics. Fangs are cute.
▶ b82631 (1) No.337293>>337303
Yeah, I did it! For the 2nd time ever!
▶ 197d0c (2) No.337343>>337346
I can't believe I wasted my first words of February on telling my cat to shut the fuck up
▶ 6e0bbe (9) No.337346
>>337343
That seems to happen to anons a lot. Hope you'll still have a nice month.