94f904 No.210309
Here it comes! /monster/'s own exclusive rabbit rabbit thread! You might not know what it is, since I posted the explanation last time in the ordinary rabbit thread. That's okay, here it is again:
It's an old English good luck charm that you perform once a month. When you wake up on the first day of the month, the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit". You can also say "rabbit rabbit", "white rabbits", any combination of rabbit will do. When done correctly, you'll be blessed with good luck for the rest of the month. It's that simple!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit
Now that you know, let's rabbit rabbit together and have a great month!
94f904 No.210322
Bunnygirls are great, but Tewi is not for sexual.
94f904 No.210327
>>210322
Tewi a slut
Tewi a good looking slut though
94f904 No.210328
>>210322
Tewi is the sexualest 2hu
94f904 No.210342
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit!
Gonna need some rabbit feet here.
94f904 No.210358
I'm always down for good luck.
94f904 No.210385
>>210322
Tewi is for tenderly loving.
94f904 No.210405
>>210327
>>210328
>>210385
Tewi is for treating like your imouto.
Non-loli Tewi, though, is up to your discretion.
Why isn't there more older Tewi?
94f904 No.210406
>>210405
Because this is how she was originally designed faggot
94f904 No.210408
>>210405
>>210406
Older can be nice, but loli Tewi is cuter.
94f904 No.210419
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Time to revive a dead meme
94f904 No.210545
>>210321
God damn it Tewi.
>>210358
>Good luck
>Irisu Syndrome!
You'll need it
94f904 No.210554
>>210545
>Rubbing her cheek against a penis
That's pretty cute.
94f904 No.210557
>>210309
I'm not falling for your tricks again nigger rabbit, last time I tried it I had bad luck and health for nearly a year.
94f904 No.210558
>>210557
You looking at it the wrong way; doing the ritual is what gave you the good fortune to survive that year without something worse happening.
94f904 No.210694
>Every that starts with me saying "rabbit rabbit" ends up with me somehow doing well in all my exams
I don't know what meme magic you're pulling on me but here's hoping that it doesn't fail this month either.
94f904 No.210697
>>210694
Hard work and a bit of luck certainly does wonders.
94f904 No.210734
Try to remember…. the more you're open to it giving you a hand, the more it'll work. The more you doubt it, the less it'll do.
Of course, you always had the power to succeed, you just needed the confidence to do it. So what if that confidence comes from a fuzzy warbler giving you a grin?Self-fulfilling profecies are the best prophecies.
94f904 No.210772
>>210734
As long as people accomplish good things and are happy, I've no reason to complain.
94f904 No.210857
Have you washed your bunny today?
94f904 No.210956
>>210857
i remember in one of our earliest rabbit rabbit threads on the /v/, there was an anon giving tips on rabbit care and they said you have to be particularly careful washing a bune
94f904 No.210962
Managed to do it for the first time ever. First three words out of my mouth this morning.
An hour later, a major breakthrough on a contract I've been waiting for for ages came through.
Praise be to buns and their buns.
94f904 No.211005
>>210962
…followed later in the day by a complete collapse of the same contract thanks to malfeasance.
Praise revoked.
BAD RABBIT
94f904 No.211015
Rabbit rabbit, /monster/!
Good luck to all of you
94f904 No.211025
>>210962
>>211005
A shame it failed, but malfeasance sounds pretty nasty.
>the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
I don't know much about the situation, but better for it to have failed right away than while you're relying on it heavily, right?
>>211015
Hope you all have a great month!
94f904 No.211030
Well, said it. Hopefully things turn out better.
94f904 No.211036
>last time I did it was last year
>getting my shit fucked this year
It's because I lewd the rabbit, isn't it?
94f904 No.211055
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
Is it true that the guy who makes these threads was framed for murder in the past?
94f904 No.211063
>>211030
Good luck!
>>211036
There is absolutely nothing wrong with lewding the rabbit. Some anons have said in the past that they fap to Tewi the night before/when they wake up while saying rabbit rabbit.
>>211055
An anon on /jp/ committed suicide and they're pretending that I bullied him into doing it and then bragged about his death, when it was the exact opposite.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150824142526/https://8archive.moe/jp/thread/1183/
94f904 No.211074
Here's to a good month!
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
94f904 No.218752
It's that time once again! Did you have a good month?
94f904 No.218770
>>218752
Was kinda alright. Did find leftover pastries at work each friday. Nice little snacks before the day ends.
94f904 No.218772
>>218770
>Free pastries every Friday
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal.
94f904 No.218832
Some tips for remembering to do this.
94f904 No.218881
>>218832
It's a pretty good guide. I always sleep with a Tewi fumo the night before.
94f904 No.218913
>don't remember if I did it last month
>find Donald Trump's Art of the Deal book being given away
>all the Tewi lewds
94f904 No.218928
>>218832
I really hope this is ironic, I really do.
94f904 No.218932
>>218913
>>218928
Gotta get lewd with the bun.
94f904 No.218937
>>218932
I would happily lewd Tewi if my dreams actually worked
94f904 No.219448
im glad this loads up. the on on /v/ doesnt work for me, although i see its on page 2 so its working for 'someone'.
94f904 No.219469
>>219448
That's pretty strange. Well at least there's more lewds and less shitposting here.
>>219466
Just one day left! Good luck!
94f904 No.219535
I had a dream last night with Tewi
>wake up on large burgundy colored bed, pictures of Happening ron Paul adorning the walls
>?
>notice I have no clothes but don't care cuz dream and I'm normally nude at home anyways
>get out of bed and admire a well done doom Paul with a plaque that said it was made 2 B.G.E (before God emperor)
>hear soft patter of steps from the hallway, look to the sound and see Tewi in a purple dress and a head of lettuce in her hands
>she smiled and took a bite of the lettuce, chewing it thoughtfully then continuing down the hallway
>I chase after her, causing her to laugh and run to one of the rooms
>what follows was like a Scooby-Doo chase scene, with the two of us hopping through doors until we bumped into each other
>her lettuce dropped onto my dick and stuck there
>she giggles and crawls over to me seductively, licking her lips
>BONER NO
>BONER YES
>she giggles again and comments that 'I have a big carrot in her lettuce'
>'y-you too'
>she starts eating around the edge of the lettuce, unearthing my shaft
>boner at 105%
>she eats around it until just a little piece remains, which gave my dick a little hat
>115%
>she slowly licks off the final piece, giving my dick a little kiss
>for the sweet love of God just free me from this sexual frustration
>she climbs up my chest, hiking up her dress to reveal her petite assets
>ohshitimfeelingit.takyon
>'pls'
>she puts her finger to my mouth, then leans forward to kiss me
>desperate kiss less virginmode engage
>right before our lips touch, Tewi leaps back in a playboy bunny suit and the walls tear away to this massive gameshow stage
>she starts dancing and congratulates me on winning another month of good luck
>I'm so hurt, almost cry
>she bounds on over back to me, smiles, caresses my cheek, and gives me a gentle kiss
>'next time bring condoms'
Then I woke up and felt so conflicted about the whole exchange. Hopefully I can see her again.
94f904 No.219536
>>219535
Both hot and hilarious. You should try sleeping with a pack of condoms. Good luck anon!
94f904 No.219542
>>219535
You should've responded, "Next time bring birth control."
94f904 No.219548
>>219535
>>219536
>>219542
>using condoms or any kind of birth control with bunbuns
>denying the world more qt bunbun daughterus
94f904 No.219549
>>219536
thank you, my plan was to stay up late into the early morning hours of October 1st, use her rabbit rabbit charm, and hope for the best. I'll leave some condoms bedside, but I doubt we'd use them, she's just fucking with me I hope she is at least
94f904 No.219552
94f904 No.219555
>>219552
just do what I did: shit posting until 4am, losing control of my life while blasting light up the night, then falling asleep while reorganizing my fluffy tail folder. it's a perfect storm of memetic autism strong enough to break the strongest of forgotten dreams.
94f904 No.219563
>>219548
I'm not fond of it either, but if he's got the stamina he should blow through them all and start riding bareback.
>>219549
I hope so too. Putting a bun in the bunny would be much preferred.
>>219552
Record your dreams, practice the dream recognition techniques, and think about/work on something involving her before you fall asleep. That should help.
94f904 No.219605
94f904 No.219606
Gonna dump something nice.
>>219605
Always.
94f904 No.219634
> Did the rabbit chant this month
See if you can tell how my month went:
>Got banned from two boards for arbitrary reasons
> Tripped on the stairs and broke a couple of toes
> Received a call and got coerced by my manipulative cunt of a mother into hosting my asshole drunkard father for the weekend as a "favor" that she has yet to pay back
> My laptop suffered two near-meltdown level crap-outs
> Found out that the guy I've been working with on a colloborative project is a FtM tranny
> I did get quints on /v/ though that no one acknowledged and the thread got almost immediately buried
Literally the most consistently shitty month I've had in a very long while, is it worth trying again tomorrow?
94f904 No.219635
>>219634
Just think of how much shittier this month could've been if you didn't do the chant!
94f904 No.219636
>>219634
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you heal up and have a better month.
94f904 No.219639
>>219636
Eh, looking back it's not as bad as I'm making it out: my feet are healing without complication, I'm old enough now that my parents (especially dear old pop) can't just throw their weight around and scare me anymore, the "guy" I'm partnered with by some miracle is rational enough to not act like a SJW or special snowflake most of the time we work (there are few more effective ways of redpilling than a woman being made to actually live through what men do I suppose), the laptop thing is my own fault, and everything else is just little annoyances.
Still, October had better pay back dividends on this shit.
94f904 No.219714
94f904 No.219720
This thread is always a day too late for me to remember this stuff.
94f904 No.219721
>>219720
>3 days in advance is a day too late
>While using last month's thread
Pardon?
94f904 No.219723
>>219721
I didn't saw the thread yesterday or the day before.
94f904 No.219725
>>219723
Sorry you're not catching it sooner, but if you're not around when it gets bumped, then it can't be helped.
94f904 No.219727
my lewds folder is a disorganized mess, Monty Python references will have to do
94f904 No.219730
>>219610
Censorship in #3 looks almost like the I Ching
94f904 No.219731
I had a fun dream and remembered it when I woke up. Seems like a good month already.
94f904 No.219732
>>219730
Censorship gets pretty silly sometimes. Hopefully there will be a Japanese politician willing to overturn that law soon.
>>219731
Always good to remember nice dreams.
94f904 No.219759
Remembered to say it, but it was after I got out of bed to go take out my lenses. Will it still work?
94f904 No.219764
>>219759
I'd say there's a small window of time to say it, but it should be done right away.
Work or no, I hope you have a nice month!
94f904 No.221612
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>219535
>>219563
ID changed, decided against getting condoms, and gave my vows to Tewi before the dream took place. here's what happened
>wake up in the passenger seat of an Toyota AE86, Takumi Fujiwara at the wheel
>wut
>he shouts 'WE NEED TO GIVE HER THE DICK'
>blasts the speakers with embed-related
>ohno.png
>we careen down this massive fucking ramp that seems to go down for miles, hear something slam ontop of the car
>oh shit its Terry Crews
>GUESSWHOITSME.OLDSPICE
>he's shredding the guitar part of the song while screaming about P O W E R
>im about to fucking lose it
>we're going so fast that the windshield shatters and flies off the side, then the top of the car goes airborne, then the doors
>i see in the distance that there's a lip in the ramp, we're about to fly
>Takumi looks over to me, then salutes, rolling out the side of the seat and parachuting out
>Terry Crews stays, continuing his chant about P O W E R
>we finally take off, going skyhigh for what seemed like an hour before catching sight of this massive fucking castle on a floating island surrounded by bamboo
>we're headed straight for the front door, but we're going really fucking fast, not sure we'll actually stop at impact
>Terry Crews puts his hand on my shoulder, shouting 'FLUFFY BUN IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS DREAM END' before taking off like a rocket into the Sun
>look ahead, never slammed into the door, sitting at one of those plastic outdoor kid's tables, eating a bowl of spaghetti and garlic bread
>I'm outside in this garden, lots of trees and bushes, lots of rabbits jumping around and enjoying the bounty
>cool, that must mean Tewi is close by
>Take my bowl of spaghetti with me, start going through the garden in search of bunbun girl
>the rabbits ignore me for the most part, munching on the mangos and carrots that littered the ground
>take a seat at the pond, munching on my spaghetti while I set my feet in the water
>suddenly see two bunny ears come out of the water, followed by a reed
>Tewi's face emerges from the surface, then the rest of her, still wearing that same purple dress, seemingly untouched by the water
>she walks on the surface of the water like jesus, coming closer and closer to me
>the graviational force of her walking slowly causes my bowl of spaghetti to tip dangerously close to spill territory, but I couldn't stop it
>every step brought it closer and closer to oblivion
>nonothtespaghett.fugg
>she giggles at the inevitable spaghetti-spilling, stepping over the bowl and its contents and settling on my lap, her hands on my stomach as she playfully teases her loli-pussy over my dick, making me red with embarassment
>she slides up further, her smile becoming increasingly smug
>'why hold back? I'm yours'
>150% Boner
>one last thing though, before I forget
>pat her head, scratching one of her ears gently before placing my other hand on her cute little butt
>she cries and giggles in excitement, her pussy leaking out a bit on my stomach
>its time
>slide her down over my eager cock, entering as gracefully as manmeat allows
>she was tight, real tight, was afraid I might hurt her, and I'm not particularly endowed
>she cries out at first, her walls slowly giving way to my dick
>she holds her finger up to her mouth, biting it softly as she slowly moves her hips up and down the shaft, her vagina seeming to contract and relax like it was breathing alongside her
>I moved my hands from headpat mode to fondle mode, using my left hand to hold her hips and my right to massage her dainty budded flatchest
>she moaned in response, picking up speed
>I try to hold back, but its already too much for me, and cum deep inside her
>She gasps in suprise, then looks at me lecherous and keeps riding, her movement spurring me to hardness almost instantly
>I barely even felt my orgasm, but I didn't care
>I was fucking Tewi, and she was having just a good a time as me
>soon her breathing became shorter and shorter, then she cried out, her vagina contracting with such a force that I came alongside her, painting her insides
>she collapsed into me, the two of us holding each other close in our afterglow
>she traced a finger down my stomach, seeming to refill the lustful fire in my belly
>she postured herself in front of me her fluffy bunny booty shaking in my face
>'fuck my ass' she said with a shake
>I nodded, my animalistic lust only getting more intense
>I positioned myself over her, squeezing a little on her tail as I entered
and then it was over, cum all over my sheets and a feeling of triumphant in my heart
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
94f904 No.228072
Another month passes, and a new one approaches! Don't forget to say it!
94f904 No.228076
How many children do bunnygirls have?
94f904 No.228077
>>228076
A quick search say that rabbits have litters of 1-14 kits, averaging 6. I'd think that bunny girls probably don't have as many max, but would tend to hit around that average or lower. That or it's gonna be a pretty rough pregnancy.
Too bad there's so little pregnant Tewi art.
94f904 No.228564
94f904 No.228569
>>228564
One day left to go!
94f904 No.228613
>>228569
The /v/ thread was pretty fun
94f904 No.228687
>>228685
Well I thought it was pretty fun.
94f904 No.228700
>>228687
I don't know; bullying, bullying using my waifu, dumping a cheating doujin and then translating its sequel doesn't seem all that fun to me.
94f904 No.228718
>>228700
>bullying, bullying using my waifu
Oh really? Tell me more.
>Dumping a cheating doujin and then translating its sequel doesn't seem all that fun to me.
Yeah I agree with that, that was pretty mean and the discussion on NTR in general was kinda dumb. How much do you want to bet people will bring it up again next thread?
94f904 No.228721
>>228718
>Tell me more.
It's earlier on in the thread, whenever anon brought up Meiling.
94f904 No.228737
>>228721
>Being bullied this much
Don't worry anon, Yuuka's here for you.
How did it make you feel?
94f904 No.228769
The first words out of my mouth this morning were rabbit rabbit rabbit. This is the second month in a row I said it right after waking up. Last month, after I said it, my life partly collapsed, I was illegally fired, then I got denied JUSTICE after the opposing party made it clear they'd use underhanded legal tactics, and I got turned down for multiple jobs.
November will be better. plz
94f904 No.228777
>>228769
>I was illegally fired
>legal tactics
That doesn't seem right. I really hope you have a better month anon.
94f904 No.228779
>>228777
>that doesn't seem right
Enforcement under civil law against small companies is a funny thing, Anon. If a judgement falls against a shell company and the case is spuriously appealed while capital is siphoned off into another entity so no damages can be recovered after the fight, do one's own lawyers still need to be paid?
Enough blogposting. Lucky sevens with or luck against, this month will be better.
94f904 No.228851
>>228700
I didn't care much about the doujin, but I had fun typesetting it.
94f904 No.228897
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
Rabbit feet for good luck.
94f904 No.228936
94f904 No.228994
>tfw when you forget despite reminding yourself the day before
This must be why /suicide/ shows up at the bottom.
94f904 No.229001
>>228994
Cheer up, there's always next time!
94f904 No.235673
Another month draws to a close. I hope it went well for you!
94f904 No.235674
>>235673
I am kinda skeptical about it. I tried it out this month and while I was lucky, a lot of additional bullshit has happened that I can do without.
94f904 No.235675
>>235674
>a lot of additional bullshit has happened
That's a a shame. Hopefully it was only a fluke and next month will go better. Even if you decide not to say it, as long as you're happy and things go well for you I'm okay with that.
94f904 No.235707
I got a question about this, since by the time the month switches, I will be at work due to working the night shift. Do I say rabbit rabbit rabbit when the clock strikes midnight?
94f904 No.235725
>>235707
Some people say it at midnight, though I always suggest to say it at dawn/daybreak too if possible. Midnight being the start of the day never sounded right to me.
94f904 No.235769
rabbits are dogs in low gravity
94f904 No.235851
A lesson on the danger of hunting rabbits.
94f904 No.236032
>>236031
A sad state of affairs, is it not?
94f904 No.236066
>>236032
You're surprised Mark is two-faced?
94f904 No.236110
>>236066
Not surprised, but disappointed all the same.
94f904 No.236229
well that was a big fucking mess on /v/
94f904 No.236232
>>236229
Well, at least it was informative, I guess. And over now
94f904 No.236234
>>236229
You're telling me. Can never have a rabbit rabbit thread go by in peace over there.
94f904 No.236236
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>>236234
So tell me, which do you prefer, this month's or last month's rabbit thread on /v/?
94f904 No.236239
>>235707
Alright, I did it at midnight. Time to see what happens.
I would have remembered to do it again when I punched out at 7:15 as a bit of a safety measure if I wasn't focused on getting the fuck out of my workplace.
94f904 No.236241
>>236236
At least this one had significantly less NTR posting and waifu bullying, but being restricted to the last day fucks up my ability to remind everyone majorly, plus so much unrelated metashit keeping the thread derailed.
So it's pretty sad if I have to say last month was better, if only by a small margin.
>>236239
Good luck, anon.
94f904 No.236244
Fuck, forgot to do it. Guess there's next month.
94f904 No.236245
>>236241
Thanks fairybunnyanon. I really appreciate it, and sorry about what happened at /v/ with Mark being Mark.
94f904 No.236247
>>236244
>Guess there's next month
That's right. No matter how many times you miss it, there's always next time. There's no need to worry about it; I'll always cheer you on. I hope you have a nice month!
>>236245
No problem. As long as I can still keep spreading the charm and bring some good luck and happiness to anons I'll be content.
94f904 No.236287
i woke up feeling like i got stabbed in the gut. im pretty sure i was mumbling curses until it went away. this is a conspiracy
94f904 No.236288
>>236287
Sounds like you're feeling better. I hope it wasn't anything serious.
94f904 No.236292
Rabbit rabbit rabbit!
I wanna rub Tewi's feet for luck.
94f904 No.236293
>>236292
You sure like feet, don't you?
94f904 No.236295
Will saying Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit the second the New Year's ball drops do anything, or does it have to be after you wake up?
94f904 No.236296
>sleep like a mummy with hands on my chest
>maybe if I keep saying rabbit I won't forget it or I believe the rabbit, Tewi & Reisen, etc.
>calm for a bit…
>then I felt something drag my hand away, either it was a rabbit or muscle spasms
I don't know if I failed or not, I keep saying random stuff in my thoughts but I said the magic words after I woke up…
It's frustrating how easily distracted I can get.
94f904 No.236297
>>236295
i like to think it works at midnight, after all its the witching hour and it would be the first thing i did that day. though what that ends up meaning is if i stayed up past midnight ill feel like i failed if i didnt do both.
94f904 No.236299
>>236295
Midnight can work. I prefer saying it in the morning though, since that's when the day really starts.
It's also simple to just say at both times.
>>236296
Thinking about stuff isn't a problem. As long as the first thing you said were the magic words then you'll be fine.
94f904 No.236313
>>236299
Well I guess I'll know I failed or succeeded if something happened…
Hopefully having the ability to dream being one of them
94f904 No.236343
> Try this out this morning
> ebay package comes 1 day early
Off to a good start
94f904 No.238264
>didn't forget to do it this time
>expect D on thesis
>get B
Well, I guess I can actually get a phd now. Praise our almighty rabbit girl overlords.
94f904 No.245581
Four months strong now. Let's start the new year on a good note!
94f904 No.256426
Last month was pretty quiet, but no need to fret. I'll always be here to remind you of your next opportunity to recite the charm!
94f904 No.256511
>>256426
Gimme non-loli rabbits and maybe then I'll bump the thread.
94f904 No.256514
>>256511
Have some moon rabbutts.
94f904 No.256649
>>219610
So did he fall into the trap on purpose?
94f904 No.256660
>>256649
He probably fell in it accidentally, while Tewi intentionally put it in his way.
94f904 No.257355
94f904 No.257359
>>257355
I've no interest in getting murdered, so no.
94f904 No.257432
I prayed to Ammit before I fell asleep to help me finally say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" first thing when I wake up, and it worked. Praise Ammit and Tewi.
94f904 No.257439
>>257432
Good luck anon. Never had interest in Ammit worship myself.
94f904 No.257533
>woke up
>said it and went back to sleep
>had a fun dream
Now, if only it had been a monster girl dream instead of a dream where me and my mother rented a house with two random guys, got attacked by them on the street, then killed them and stole their video games it would've been perfect.
94f904 No.257539
Does it count if you wake up, lie in bed for an hour coughing and generally feeling shit, then remember to say it? Because I think I missed it.
94f904 No.257542
>>257539
>the first thing you do is say out loud "rabbit rabbit rabbit".
As long as you hadn't said anything before that, I think so.
94f904 No.257550
>>257533
That sounds pretty silly. Next time you wake up and try to go back to sleep, keep thinking about a monstergirl you wanna be with. That might help. Good luck anon!
>>257539
>>257542
The sooner the better, but I think you'll get it. Hopefully you didn't say anything else while coughing.
I hope you have a nice month, and get well soon!
94f904 No.266947
Another month gone by so quickly. How have you heroes been doing?
94f904 No.266951
>>266950
For a good luck bun with lucky rabbit feet she has less foot art than you'd expect.
94f904 No.267295
>>267293
End. There are hardly any 2hu doujins that feature all five bunny girls.
94f904 No.267607
>wake up at 2am
>random "Happy March" picture from the whatskike brothel group I'm in
>notice it's the 1st
>rabbit rabbit rabbit
I have a test tomorrow, pls gib luck murderabbit.
94f904 No.267628
>>267607
Don't forget to study too. Good luck hero! I'm not a murder rabbit.
94f904 No.267630
Damn, forgot to say it this time. I should've remembered to pray to Ammit last night.
94f904 No.267641
>>267630
That's a shame. Good thing you can always try again next time!
94f904 No.274541
A new month; a new rabbit rabbit!
94f904 No.274652
HEADPATS AND HUGS NOT FUGS
94f904 No.274662
>>274653
Tewi is plenty old enough for sexual
94f904 No.274668
>>274653
I'm all for head pats and cuddling.
94f904 No.274842
>>274653
YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
94f904 No.274882
>>274842
You better take responsibility.
94f904 No.275078
94f904 No.275079
>>274882
Taking responsibility is half the fun.
94f904 No.275092
>>275078
Long hair is best hair.
>>275079
Very true.
94f904 No.275446
Well this thread shot down pretty far rather quickly. One last bump to make sure it gets through the month.
Glad to see everything coming back up, slowly but surely. Have a nice month /monster/!
94f904 No.275451
Hey Tewifag, this is the first time in nearly a year I've managed to say my rabbits, and the whole damn site got shut down.
What the hell?
94f904 No.275458
>>275451
Someone was planning an attack for some time on a poorly coded site on a prank day, and the aftermath was poorly handled by Jim/Codemonkey (seeing as it took days and they had to ask hotwheels how to fix captcha, something they could have done after restoring boards and posting). Can that really be attributed to luck?
94f904 No.275478
>say rabbit 3 times when I wake up
>8chan gets shrekt
Do you feel the luck yet lads?
94f904 No.275540
94f904 No.275543
>>275478
you're supposed to say "rabbit rabbit", not "rabbit rabbit rabbit". You fucked us real good.
94f904 No.275605
>>275543
You can say it any number of times. In threes is usually better.
94f904 No.284331
It's rabbit time once again!
94f904 No.284333
>Rabbit thread got locked in /v/
What a bunch of meanies
94f904 No.284335
Well I remembered for April and I had a pretty good month if you don't count the site being shut down, nothing big but nothing necessarily unlucky either. Hopefully I'll remember for May.
94f904 No.284336
>>284333
And only a single positive anon over there. To think there was once a time where the threads on /v/ were fun. At least we got a good translation last month.
>>284335
A month without incident is a nice one in my book. Good luck with remembering!
94f904 No.284536
>>284336
>And only a single positive anon over there.
we didnt have much of a chance to show up. it wasnt even around for an hour before they flip flopped again.
94f904 No.284550
>>284336
I miss when /v/ was good.
94f904 No.284656
>>284536
Even now there's still a ton of shitters who can't help but be feel compelled to post in a thread they can hide and ignore. But hey, I know you guys are still around. That's why I can keep going without worry.
>>284550
Me too.
94f904 No.285078
>>210309
>Try it in April
>Night of I get rejected by girl I've been flirting with for a month
>Turns out she was dating multiple guys
I forgot this month but I don't think it's gonna be a great loss. You could argue it helped conclude things but that shit's just cruel.
94f904 No.285091
>>285078
Better rejected than cucked, but I'm sure it hurt all the same. Sorry you had to go through that.
94f904 No.285261
>>285078
Cruel, yes. But take it from a dude who is suffering through a divorce from the only girl he has ever loved after being with her for 10 years and throwing away all sorts of fun for her. Its better for a small bit of cruelty now than the alternative…
bb48db No.291349
It's time for more cute lucky bun posting!
bb48db No.291420
>>291393
Yep. I drew it while playing a game with my friends.
bb48db No.291513
Swimsuit Tewi for the impending Summer!
dbc4a7 No.291569
>>284550
Not knowing any story behind tewi I've always seen her as more of a daughteru who likes hugs
451b2e No.291595
>>291569
Knowing what little I do about Tewi she's always seemed like kind of a bitch. I think Reisen is the superior bun.
bb48db No.291599
>>291595
Rude, but Reisen is a good girl.
01380d No.291812
remember this: if you screw up in the morning and forget to say rabbit rabbit rabbit, be sure to say "black rabbits" before you go to bed to make it work!
ec5d92 No.291844
Well I closed at work today so I'll just say it when I wake up
bb48db No.291891
>>291812
I've never heard that one before. Where'd you find that one?
>>291844
Hope you'll manage to say it!
ec5d92 No.291914
I finally managed to say it! First words from my mouth this morning
bb48db No.298154
Have you remembered to groom your rabbit lately?
16be1f No.298198
>>228072
>pregnant tewi
There is surprisingly few preg artwork for both Tewi and Reisen, given that they are rabbits after all
bb48db No.298247
>>298198
A shame, isn't it? It'd be nice to have more pics of them becoming happy mamas.
9a2cff No.298250
>>298198
There's a fiendishly adorable comic series of Reisen being the single mom to Eirin, Kaguya, and Tewi.
bb48db No.298261
>>298250
It's a very lovely series.
6b6a83 No.298674
Have you just given up making threads on /v/? I don't see one on the catalog.
bb48db No.298677
>>298674
I made one on Wednesday. Mark deleted it, probably because he considers it too early.
I made one a couple hours ago, as according to Mark's wishes. He deleted it again.
726084 No.298704
>>298677
Marc is a fickle Mistress.
6b6a83 No.298707
>>298677
I guess that's that for rabbit threads on /v/. It was nice while it lasted.
7ff96b No.298710
>>298677
Well, at least you can still have them on here and /games/.
f455db No.298779
>>298677
maybe the secret is you have to pretend youre making another thread as a (1) and done op and then derail it in to rabbits. that would seem to be how /pol/ gets away with it.
857569 No.298791
Take good care of your rabbits
6b6a83 No.298797
>>298791
You mean I should give them lots of comfy straw to sleep on, right?
bb48db No.298801
>>298707
I'll try again next month.
>>298710
Maybe I'll try there next time too.
>>298779
But then the reminder isn't in the OP for everyone too see. There were some people who were all that pleased when I used a preexisting rabbit thread before making this thread (I was worried about the rabbit rabbit thread being seen as a duplicate regular rabbit thread at the time).
>>298797
It's better to sleep and cuddle with them.
0056c2 No.298837
>>298818
IT'S THE DEMON IN "HUMAN" FORM!
3a5f3f No.298839
bb48db No.298841
>>298818
>>298839
Good luck!
>>298837
I don't even know where Barnes is.
58f82b No.298846
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>jew tube
rabbit rabbit rabbit
089686 No.298853
Alright, I said rabbit rabbit rabbit, what happens next?
Does it count if I said it at 12 AM?
bb48db No.298855
>>298853
Say it in the morning too, just in case.
b2ecb1 No.305838
>>305837
Hey Tewifag, you get banned from /v/ again?
885a8d No.305840
>>305838
Nah, just deleted. The thread was only up 10 minutes.
2cd4bf No.305844
2cd4bf No.305868
a friend installed a viera mod on his starbound server at my request. i was lucky enough to find a town full of bunny girls with such a cool background. for being procedurally generated these towns look really nice.
885a8d No.306009
>>305868
Looks like a pretty comfy town/mod. Too bad the game itself is terrible.
4467e5 No.306064
>>305868
There's a Viera mod for Starbound?
>on the one hand, I love Vieras
>on the other hand, it's fucking Starbound
>no new games set in Ivalice being released or planned to be released in the future
I feel like someone out there knows my tastes and simultaneously hates me as much as humanly possible
2cd4bf No.306304
>>306009
it is too bad, although i warmed up to it a little after seeing how no mans sky managed to have even less to it. i watched a friend of mine who was super hyped for it play for a few hours on release. i just had to humor him but i was bored to tears.
i hope the terraria games in development have more cute monster girls and features to befriend them, i really like the dryad. terraria: otherworld seems to place an emphasis on removing corruption, so who knows what kind of allies youll gain. apparently shes a playable character in dungeon defenders 2 where she can summon some monsters including the harpies. unfortunately in the actual terraria harpies were restricted to purely enemies despite being adorable. im somewhat surprised she doesnt have assault bunnies considering how rabbits are essentially the animal mascot of the game. i think they did a good job bringing these characters into 3d though, very recognizable.
i dont think id ever play it without my crew from the first game though, and im pretty sure they all burnt out on the concept. being free to play isnt exactly attractive either, although grind was very prominent in the first game anyways.
>>306064
it might be salvageable if youre a mods will fix it kind of guy. and you would have to be if you didnt plan on getting bored of it in a day or less. if youre going to poke around in it, give frackin universe a whirl. theres plenty of options if you want cozy monster girl stuff. even squid kids.
youll also get upset at how many mods offer little tweaks that should be in the base game, such as inventory sorting in a game with such a ludicrous amount of decorative items, or adjusting the size of your mining beam.
885a8d No.306352
>>306304
Terraria is a great game. Hope Otherworld is just as fun.
>features to befriend them
This really should've been a thing.
86957f No.306373
>Said it at the beginning of the month
>Do well in all finals
>Caught up on most of my studies out of fucking nowhere
Rabbit, if you are a demon, you're a cool one
b2ecb1 No.306378
Some guy on /v/ made a rabbit thread earlier. I got quads which was pretty cool
885a8d No.306427
>>306373
I'm no demon, but that's great news.
>>306378
I saw that, but when I tried to open the thread it was already deleted. Poor guys.
596f95 No.306463
I've been trying to do this for half a year now and I fucked it up AGAIN this morning
885a8d No.306464
>>306463
Sorry, dude. I hope you'll be able to get it next time.
Did you try doing any of these things? >>218832
df4d56 No.306477
>>306463
I have been doing this for hald a year and my luck hasn't changed. I'm still holding a stable job while working out for my future wife.
2cd4bf No.306519
sweet i got it.
whats the deal with this? is this some kind of bunny dominance play where they see how long they can go before they have to tap out or are they having psychic moon sex?
885a8d No.306520
>>306477
Well that's pretty nice. Good luck, dude.
>>306519
I don't know, but if it's psychic moon sex then I want in.
53bd20 No.306542
>>306519
Judging by the shonen-esque fight effects and blur, I assume it's some sort of moon rabbit ear battle. Reisen and Reisen II seem to be enjoying the battle like Goku and Vegeta, while Seiran is more like Yamcha or Krillin realizing they're exponentially outclassed.
a4dd94 No.307534
>>306545
i have been looking for this for years, thank you.
cb6f52 No.311701
Tewi poster driving the pedos from /loli/ circa 2017
885a8d No.311797
>>311701
I hope I do that board JUSTICE.
ebccee No.311798
>August was first rabbit rabbit this February
>Worst month of the year for me by far
I'm going to try it again anyways
885a8d No.311800
>>311798
>August was first rabbit rabbit this February
Not sure what you meant by that, but I hope you have a better month this time.
cb6f52 No.311913
>>311797
Praise Ammit and keep your waifu by your side and you shall be fine tewi.
885a8d No.311914
I just realized it's the anniversary of this thread being made. Congrats! I wonder how long it'll keep going.
>>311913
>Praise Ammit and keep your waifu by your side
<Can't bring myself to praise Ammit even ironically
<Waifu isn't a loli
596f95 No.311949
>>306304
For over a week now I've been trying to find the thread on this board that had the picture of the delicious harpy with chunky thighs and big adorable feet. It probably took me so long because I fucked up the rabbit rabbit charm—here's hoping that the day after tomorrow I do it right.
2aa2e7 No.312062
>>311914
Why not, Tewi? You at least believe in Gensokyo, don't you?
885a8d No.312067
>>312062
Because religion.
Gensokyo is a refuge for youkai and lesser Shinto gods who can't survive in the modern world. Believing in a literal fantasy land is a little different from worshiping an Egyptian deity.
cb6f52 No.312086
>>312067
Well a lot of us worship Ammit and/or Reitia and we're mostly normal.
885a8d No.312089
>>312086
I'm not saying religion is bad; I meant to imply mine was preventing me. I'm Christian.
2aa2e7 No.312091
>>312089
But wouldn't that also prevent you from believing in Gensokyo and running/visiting porn boards?
7c911d No.312092
>>312089
>spoiler
Our desert demon is better than yours
885a8d No.312102
>>312091
Belief isn't worship. Few people claim to worship youkai, but they continue to exist because of belief in them; not faith. As for the porn boards, I never claimed to be perfect.
>>312092
Demons are bad.
2aa2e7 No.312110
>>312102
>Demons are bad.
Only if you inherently define demon as "evil spirit".
cb6f52 No.312122
>>312102
Iirc demon was originally a Greek word for spirit. Benign, benevolent, or malevolent.
a1c3eb No.312214
>>311800
I meant to say "since this February"
I accidentally a word.
But thank you, I hope you have a great month too Tewi poster.
624128 No.312264
>>312089
I have a crisis of faith and belief right now as well. Keeps me from doing this kind of pagan ritual stuff. Just out of fear of upsetting God even further. So many prudish rules.
d81d22 No.312279
Shit, I fucked it up this month. First thing out of my mouth today was to call my cat a faggot for waking me up so early.
6d0d49 No.312282
>>312279
You do realize there are 31 days in August right? Unless you're across the dateline already.
4fb61f No.312286
>>312279
In certain ways calling your cat a faggot is similar to saying rabbit rabbit
eef65b No.312289
>>312279
If you're across the dateline like >>312282 says, then I'm sorry to hear that. Cats can be super annoying sometimes. Hope it's still a nice month!
6d0d49 No.312366
>>312286
>>312289
Wait a moment
>called his cat a faggot
<faggot cat
>>312279
Are you Australian by chance?
4234ec No.312390
i think i got it but im not 100% sure. i was super groggy since i was just getting up to take a leak but i havent been able to fall back asleep.
>>312122
>Iirc demon was originally a Greek word for spirit.. Benign, benevolent, or malevolent.
wasnt fairy like this at some point too?
eef65b No.312404
>>312390
Hope it was a success!
I think fairy was used like that at some point too. Really it's better that they became more specific, rather than having multiple words that cover every supernatural creature in the book.
4f013e No.312522
>>312282
>>312366
Yes, I'm australian.
7501dd No.312533
>I only remembered that it was the beginning of September until right now
eef65b No.312546
>>312533
Do you own a calendar? You could write it down next time.
cec201 No.312556
>tfw my phone's alarm didn't go off this morning
6d0d49 No.312567
>>312522
Figures that your cat would pull a Cheshire on you. Such is the Fate of Australians.that and to be raided by emu harpies, but that's another story I think
eef65b No.316634
How's the month been treating you?
fc2957 No.316638
>>316634
Horrible.
I'm almost willing to fall for your demonic rabbit tricks this time.
cec201 No.316641
>>316634
Like shit. Out of all the different job applications I've put in, the only one I even got an interview for fell through.
f19e4b No.316642
I have a cold. I forgot to say the rabbits at the beginning of the month though, so I could deserve it.
eef65b No.316649
>>316638
That sucks. This will turn around next time, I'm sure.
>>316641
Don't give up! I'm sure you'll land one soon.
>>316642
Get well soon!
0f3f63 No.316675
>>316649
Is that a pig or a bunny in the succubus nurse costume from MGQ? I mean, it looks like it has pig ears, but it also seems to have a bunny tail.
eef65b No.316690
>>316675
>succubus nurse costume from MGQ
MGQ didn't invent the dark nurse look.
>it looks like it has pig ears
Rude.
6d0d49 No.316722
>>316675
>not recognizing tewi
>not recognizing tewi posting that happens every month like clockwork
>not knowing that tewi is a rabbit in the RABBIT RABBIT thread
4234ec No.316889
>>316634
traumatic, but a sobering learning kind of traumatic. probably for the best in the long run but not a calm month. not very bunny soft, but maybe bunny life saving. i have some direction now. bunnies have a pretty good sense of their surroundings and luck often comes down to timing.
letting things go, moving on, getting over stuff. learning new things. not very easy, but its probably time to prepare to do more. to do what i really want even if its hard.
eef65b No.316893
>>316889
That doesn't sound very good. Hope you can still find your happiness.
45b601 No.316895
Hello, I came here for the bullying.
fc66b3 No.316899
>>316895
Well bend over then and let's get started
7501dd No.316900
fb76ce No.316930
I did it!
t. Australian who was woken up by faggot cat last month
8dc945 No.321486
The new month is getting close, and so is Halloween!
2fe880 No.321495
>tfw over half the images are lost in this thread because it's over a year old
goddamn i remember when this thread first came about, here's to another month I guess
8dc945 No.321730
>>321495
They were nice times.
43cfa3 No.321981
>>321495
ive just been sitting here in awe at how much time has passed in general. things that seem like they were 4 years ago were actually 10. its not that time seems to have been moving faster, but either life has been so unfulfilling that its not worth remembering, or my brains on its way out.
its kind of scary really, it has me questioning things like is consciousness tied to memory? and if thats the case, when i cease to remember will i cease to be? and im looking at people with alzheimers with a much larger dose of pity now. that is a flickering mind and its just so damn sad.
uhh, happy halloween
8dc945 No.322077
>>321981
That's pretty dark, dude.
43cfa3 No.322090
>>322077
im just disappointed that we still havent discovered the answers to life and the universe. it might not even happen in my lifetime. that would be horrible. but i think if anyone could get close to the answers its bunny rabbits. they see everything including why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
what if im dissatisfied with the answers?
1f60b0 No.322314
Well, i remembered to say it this month. I better get some good luck out of this.
8dc945 No.322374
>>322294
>>322314
Great! Good luck dudes!
43cfa3 No.322451
>>322374
can bunnies be trained to pet you?
0373b9 No.326667
This thread's getting up there in age/post count. The bump limit's 400, right? This may be its last month.
>>322451
Special buns with special connections to you can do it.
99b78d No.326857
c5c980 No.327032
>>326667
>special connections
waitaminute was reisen in the mafia?
and can mods even fix the op image?
99b78d No.327034
>Cuddle the bun, do it hun.
c5c980 No.327035
>>327034
look miss i dont want any trouble these are all the veggies i have
0373b9 No.327038
>>327032
Special connections to you. As a close friend, family member or lover.
Unfortunately it's pretty much impossible to fix it. But like I said before I may need to make a new thread again.
>>327034
Doing it.
835c76 No.327039
I fucked it up. Goddamn it. Here's hoping that next year I'll do it right 12 months in a row.
14f9eb No.327040
>>327039
If you board a flight right now you might be able to make it to the Western United States in time to try again
0373b9 No.327041
>>327039
I'll be rooting for you
>>327040
I don't know if that'll work, but if it does you'd definitely deserve a bonus for chasing and catching the rabbit.
c5c980 No.327046
>>327040
talk about a hare brained scheme
c5c980 No.327125
i have achieved oneness with the bunness
3eccaf No.327136
Well, said my rabbits. Let's see what goodies happens this month.
0373b9 No.331679
Hope you guys had a merry Christmas; now it's time to celebrate the new year!
c5c980 No.331798
can you believe they bumplocked the touhou thread on /v/?
62afe0 No.331806
>>331798
But of course I can.
I'd accompany with a image of the fatass but I don't want to desecrate this thread.
0373b9 No.331809
>>331798
Mark's the one who forced me to post in there then has it bumplocked. He just doesn't like 2hu.
6657df No.331811
>>331809
He hates elves too.
c5c980 No.331812
>>331806
thank you for thinking of the children.
>>331809
>He just doesn't like 2hu.
how can you like video games and not like touhou? unless he doesnt like video games!
>>331811
way to go dude now the children are upset.
a7d917 No.331817
>>331809
I think he just does not like other people having fun. That or he just dosent like /monster/ In general and is targeting touhou threads regardless if they are connected or not
0373b9 No.331819
>>331812
>unless he doesnt like video games!
I wouldn't put it past him.
>>331817
It's a shame, since the /v/ rabbit threads were always the fastest.
c5c980 No.331826
>>331819
rabbits are commonly used to represent speed, perhaps because of that tortoise and the hare story.
of course, cheetahs are a little faster but i remember seeing more rabbits than cheetahs when it comes to fast symbolism.
5d2563 No.331827
>>331826
Rabbits and hares inhabit a much wider area than cheetahs do. Whereas the cheetah is largely limited to parts of Africa. Hence why the hare was more often associated with speed in most of the world
c5c980 No.331829
>>331827
so what youre saying is that the cumulative speed of all rabbits is greater than that of all cheetahs and representing something like that with gnats would just look ungraceful and stupid.
0373b9 No.331831
>>331829
I think he's just saying that people would be more familiar with rabbits and their speed since they can be found almost anywhere.
5d2563 No.331924
>>331831
Yes I was thank you.
c5c980 No.331926
>>331829
this is kind of bothering me now, shouldnt a rabbit count as 2? when you make a bunny with your hands its the same as the number 2.
0373b9 No.331961
>>331926
You could if the hand puppet was used instead. Since it shows one rabbit, it counts as one.
d8580e No.332122
Eyyy, I did it! I managed to say "rabbit, rabbit, rabbit" as the first thing when I woke up today. Now let's see what little things happen this month.
70075c No.332126
>>332101
Can't beat the classics.
>>332122
Good job! Have a nice month anon!
d8580e No.332127
>>332126
Same to you. Have a bunny with a long katana.
24d118 No.332135
I didn't say it, and here I am sitting here tinkering with linux and graphics drivers for 12 hours because I fucked up my linux install earlier.
c5c980 No.332136
>>332135
well its not going to give you bad luck if you fail
6e0bbe No.336953
Will this month finally be the last for this old thread?
197d0c No.336956
I haven't used /v/ in forever, is Tewifag still making threads there?
As rude as he was, I kind of miss the TEWI IS A NIGGER guy. Those drawings were hilarious.
6e0bbe No.336958
>>336956
Nope. Dedicated threads got dropped since Mark was killing them. He told me to post in the Touhou threads instead. I did that for a couple months, then Mark deleted a Touhou thread when I posted in it. So I'm not gonna post there if it's gonna kill legitimate game threads.
e1ab12 No.337030
>>336958
That's exactly why you should keep posting though.
t. accelerationist
caf4b9 No.337122
>>235855
>that last panel
You know for a second there I thought "Man Tewi eventually lost to a human woman" but then I realized:
>Most yokai are female in Touhou.
>Yoaki hatch alot of elaborate, hair-brained schemes based on whims.
What if all the woman in the village are Yoaki in disguise
They breed with humans then send their sons to be violated
The older woman then get the trained men they want
Also I know you fucking game Tewi reverse-netorare
6e0bbe No.337127
>>337122
I'm against cheating/NTR; don't accuse me of such. That doujin series a shit.
cd493a No.337188
>>337127
still, tewi looks fantastic with a set of big loli tits
e1ab12 No.337204
Fuck, another day where I say it some hours after waking up and I don't remember whether I talked to myself beforehand or not.
34a4d1 No.337208
>>337204
Shit man, that happens to me each time too.
Only thing worse is staying up past midnight due to a shitty sleep cycle and general restlessness and lying in bed unsure if doing anything at this hour counts as “first thing in the morning.”
Does it?
6e0bbe No.337218
>>337188
Oppai loli is fun and novel.
>>337204
Write a note and stick it on your alarm clock. Hope it helps.
>>337208
I say it both after midnight and when I wake up in the morning, just to be sure. The charm is from a time that I don't think considered midnight to be the next day though.
70838a No.337245
34a4d1 No.337251
>>337249
>Fangs on a bunnygirl
How can something so wrong feel so right?
9a2c57 No.337260
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>>337251
Don't want to get autistic on you but Bunnies actually have fairly capable fangs. My family raised rabbits and as a kid I made the mistake of trying to manhandle one for some low impact consensual petting and I got a mean ass bite on my finger for my trouble. Don't mistake their fluffy exterior for a benign nature. If a rabbit feels threatened it'll fuck you up.
cd493a No.337266
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>>337260
i aint watchin that shit
e1ab12 No.337275
>>337260
>Dog whimpering out of empathy
Rabbits are assholes, but all dogs go to heaven.
6e0bbe No.337287
Looks like I'll be making a new thread next time after all. This one's had quite the ride.
>>337266
Those chickens are pretty nice.
>>337275
Good dogs will. Bad dogs that attack humans or rabbits for no good reason won't.
>>337251
They're more common on Tewi than I initially thought. Lots of 1-2 fanged pics. Fangs are cute.
b82631 No.337293
Yeah, I did it! For the 2nd time ever!
197d0c No.337343
I can't believe I wasted my first words of February on telling my cat to shut the fuck up
6e0bbe No.337346
>>337343
That seems to happen to anons a lot. Hope you'll still have a nice month.