/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

“Yeah, it has barely been a day and I already miss her too, just knowing she won’t be there for a couple of months kinda makes you appreciate being a free man.” I respond, spooning her with her tail wrapped around my leg. Laika nodded.

After about thirty minutes of me rhythmically patting her head and holding my body against hers, I hear soft snoozing below me. She fell asleep…?

Yep, sure enough she was snoozing soundly below me. I smiled and very carefully inched my way from underneath her, laying a comfy blanket over her and giving her ears one last scratch.

I promised myself I would eat lunch with her come monday, just so she isn’t as alone. I hoped Elle would too, and if she did then I hoped they would get along.

* * *

I arrived home right after the sun went down. After opening the door, I found my dad sitting at his computer typing up something.

“How did your day go?” He asked.

“Eh, it was alright. I went camping with Elle and then had lunch with her mom. Shit was pretty cash yo. After that I went and hung out with a friend and then after it started to get dark I headed home.

“You know, I’m pretty glad you and Elle are becoming such good friends after all that animosity between you.”

“Yeah, It really surprised me, too. But sometimes, life throws funny things your way.”

“How’re your grades?”

“You know, I really believe they’ve been improving these past few days. I think I’m gonna be on a good track this year.”

“Awesome, keep that up and I’ll have something great planned for you.” He turns from his computer and gives me a smile.

I nodded, then went upstairs and crashed in my room. This weekend was exhausting, time to get ready for the school week. We had to finish our project, I had to find a way to deal with the crazy lich watching me, and we (Elle and I) had to deal with the cheshire who had been taking pictures of me. Who was behind it? Was she really doing it of her own accord?

Either way, I had to decide what to deal with first.

>What problem to we tackle first?

1) Get the project done and over with

2) Deal with Lichtits

3) Deal with fat cat tats

4) Readers choice

>>186823

>4) Readers choice

1, 2, and 3 at the same time.

Also Jexx Cuxx forgot the archives

Part 1: https://archive.is/9r6Hd

Part 2: https://archive.is/UuFrl

Part 3: https://archive.is/VUxUB

Part 4: http://archive.is/eIHtd

>>186824

You don't get to powergame like that, I'm counting your vote as 1 since it's the thing you said first :^)

>>186823

>1) Get the project done and over with

>>186823

>3) Deal with fat cat tats

>>186823

>1) Get the project done and over with

>>186823

1)

We've been putting this project off for too long now, we might as well get our shit done so we have decent grades and don't have to deal with any disciplinary action. We'll have more time to deal with our other problems anyways.

>>186834

>>186840

You didn't even try to hide the fact that you're samefagging, huh? Very nice.

>>186823

>1) Get the project done and over with

also does that soda in the pic say "Mtn. Dick"?

>>186823

>1) Get the project done and over with

also, does that soda in the pic say "Mtn. Dick"?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Daily Cuck Fartdragon Roll!

>>186855

>What are IDs?

Lurk moar kiddo

>>186823

Let's finish the project you cuck.

That's right, it's me, I rolled you to be a cuck and it's gods way of naming the cuck.

It's happening cuxxy-kun

Alright, looks like we're doing option one. Vote lock

1. so when do we find out about ellie's mum and our father

>>187316

Alright, since you're so intent on making me explain some basic bullshit…

>Helen gets beaten to a bloody pulp

>Can't exactly go back to class like that without drawing major attention to herself

>Juno knows this, also knows that Helen doesn't want to admit to attempted rape

>Also knows that even if Juno told the truth there's no evidence for her attempted rape, so she knows she's either gonna take the fall, or she and Elle are going to take the fall.

>The nurse asks where Helen got all these injuries of course, Juno takes the blame and Helen, surprised by her action, decides to do the right thing and fess up to the attempted rape. The police are called since two students broke the law and they're both gone now.

>>187521

Only in a cucked country would people be charged for getting into fights, and cucked countries generally have very strict gun laws so you wouldn't expect to see too many turbo-autists driving around with an arsenal of guns.

It's hardly "basic", Cuxx.

>>187541

>wanting to give guns to turbo autists

also it's not called cucked when they're high school kids. The common law doesn't exactly apply to them. If a fight causes serious bodily harm to one or both students the law will get involved. It's called common sense buddy

>>187551

>not wanting turbo autists to have guns

>trusting the government not to make up mental illnesses just to disarm people they don't like

Think of the skinwalkers, Cuxx. How can they be happy if their husbands are miserable? Coating yourself in cosmoline just isn't the same if you don't have a raifu to share it with. Believe me.

>>187551

>Supports gun control and cucking on both ends.

Shit opinions.

>>187568

Throw a handful of shit at the wall. Shit does indeed stick around.

>>187573

You're just mad because you can't shoot up a school with your raifu :^)

>tfw

>>187579

You're just mad that your waifu prefers my "gun" over yours, cuckboy :^)

>>187580

>implying my waifu isn't fucking other women

>>187595

>implying I don't fuck your waifu in a drag

>>187551

>he doesn't want to go to a range and shoot guns with his waifu

>>186823

>1

finish this project

Rest in peace jexx for the 20th time

Ffs, at this rate I'll be married with kids before this thing finishes

>>194670

Your grandkids will be married before that happens

>>186823

jfc, hurry up and update

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Rolling for Jexx to stop being a CUCK and fucking update

>>196769

While that's not an impressive roll I'll go ahead and kick my ass in gear and finish the next update.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>196951

I can't roll for shit lately. Lemme try something.

Rolling for Jexx to keep being a cuck

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>197080

Rolling for Jexx to be less of a cuck.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>197081

rolling for you to be a cuck

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>197083

Rolling for you to be cuckier.

>>197083

Better go prep the bull

>>197127

sorry I meant this guy ==>>>197083

I woke up the next morning feeling refreshed and ready to get shit done. With my newfound motivation, why not do the smart logical thing and finish my project? I mean, it was due pretty soon and as long as I stay out of trouble school drama could wait.

I reached the top of my stairs and briefly considered doing a wicked slide down the bannister, then decided against it since knowing me I would probably fuck it up. When I was downstairs, my father greeted me.

“Good morning, son. You’re looking awfully chipper this morning.” My dad comments as he makes me pancakes for breakfast.

Wait, dad is cooking?

“Yeah, I am. But more importantly, what the heck are you doing? Since when do you know how to cook anything that doesn’t just require microwaving?”

“The internet of course. I figured I’d surprise you with something nice since you’ve been making some major improvements in your life lately.”

“That’s… actually pretty nice of you, and a little out of character. What book did you read?”

“I didn’t read a book, just got some advice.”

“From who?”

“An… old friend I guess?” He scratches the back of his neck.

“Okay then, well thanks a lot for the breakfast. I’ll see you when I get home from school!”

“Bye son, I love you.”

“Love you too, dad.”

* * *

Today was shaping up to be such a good day, why did it have to get ruined by THIS!?

On the floor, the tables, the raised concrete benches by the windows, students were pairing up and taking pictures of themselves on their hands and knees with their asses pressed together. Was this actually happening? I mean, if I just saw one or two people doing it, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. But Dylan’s prophecy was right, this ‘butt to butt pooflation’ meme had spread like WILDFIRE, it was the next planking!

As I surveyed the horrifying situation before me, I see them. The duo responsible for it all, looking over their handiwork and laughing maniacally.

“WE’VE DONE IT, WE’VE MADE OUR MEME BABY THE NEXT BIG MEME!” Mimi wrings her paws together and leans onto Dylan. She pulls out her meme inhaler and takes a triumphant draw. Afterwards she offers it to Dylan, who surprisingly takes it and takes a draw without a second thought. Is this… a thing they just do now?

“My infallible wizard prophecy proved true, now we are lord of the memes, and there isn’t ANYONE who can dethrone us. Now to see if it catches on anywhere else.” Dylan, normally unreceptive to ANY form of being touched by a member of the opposite sex, was actually letting Mimi lean on him. Was there something wrong? Is Mimi subtly controlling him? Fuck if I knew. Resolving to not let this new trend hinder my mission in completing my project today, I bravely walked up the steps to my first class.

* * *

The room was completely silent. Today was one of the days we could just work on the project in class and fortunately, I was motivated to do just that. I brought a sheet of construction paper to use as the poster board and sat across from Elle. She was a bit confused as to what my plan was, but since Jexx is a lazy writer that doesn’t want to spend a bunch of time describing a project nobody cares about anyway I’m such a smart cookie I was able to explain it to her with relative ease.

As by some sort of miracle, we manage to finish our project and turn it in by the end of the period.

“Well well, color me impressed. You two make a pretty good team when you set your minds to something.” Mr. Moore looked at our project and pushed up his glasses. “I’ll have this graded after the project deadline. I am a lazy teacher after all.”

“Thanks Mr. Moore, I’m just glad it’s off my plate to be honest.” I shrugged, then grabbed my stuff and left the room. Elle followed me, which she doesn’t normally do.

“So that’s it? Our project is done? We don’t have to worry about it ever again?” She asks with hopeful eyes.

“Well, not this project, but this surely won’t be the only project we have to do.”

“And when that project comes around, will we work together again?”

“Assuming we have a choice…”

Elle walks closer to me, a hopeful look in her eyes which was actually kinda cute.

“…I’ll think about it.”

She whacked my shoulder. “Idiot.”

“What? I didn’t say no.” I smirked, knowing exactly what I was doing.

“That’s not the point you dummy.” She sneered. “But we’re done, we should celebrate or something!”

“Oh really? What did you have in mind?”

“Errrr, we could go to a party or something? Someone around this school is always hosting one.”

“I’ve never been much of a partygoer.” I admit.

“That’s because you’re a dweeb, but no matter. I’ll show you how to have fun at one.” She bumps me with her hip. I get knocked aside a few feet but regain my balance. Jesus her hips are powerful.

“Well alright, I guess you have to try new things sometimes and I trust you.”

“Sweet. Let’s talk again at lunch?”

“Sure, I’ll be sitting with Laika too, though. You don’t mind do you?”

“You mean the electric slutweasel that got to have a go at you before me? No, no problem at all!”

Shit, that’s right. She probably still harbors a grudge towards Juno and her friends. At the same time, I did promise Laika I would sit with her…

“I know you probably don’t like Laika all that much. I wouldn’t either, but her friend did just get thrown in jail for a couple of months. And she did take the fall for us when she didn’t have to. And Laika is pretty new to the school so she doesn’t have many frien-”

“Alright alright, you’ve made your point. I’ll tolerate her.”

I pat Elle on the head. “That’s a good dragon. I’ll see you at lunch, if you find out about any parties let me know.”

She grumbles at my words, but the headpat eases her boiling rage. “Seeya then, nerd.”

* * *

Lunch rolls around. With my money in my pocket I set off to the cafeteria. Along the way, I see more people doing the whole butt-to-butt pooflation thing and cringe. This is a whole new level of meme autism. I ask Laika where she is and after she responds, I text Elle where I’m going to be. I grab my food (we had pizza today) and go to where Laika was. When I get there, I am greeted with a surprise…

She wasn’t alone, she was sitting across these two girls. The first one was a slightly chubby kobold with black hair, purple eyes and a blue school uniform with a red neckerchief. The other girl was a mouse girl with light brown hair, heterochromic green and purple eyes, and a tweed vest complete with a white undershirt and a tie.

“Hey Laika, who are these young ladies?” I asked, taking a seat across from the new girls and next to Laika.

“Yes, hi, hello! My name is Rachel and the dog next to me is Glacie. Don’t pay attention to her much though, she tends to ramble a lot.” She smiles warmly, her voice a smooth british accent. She seemed very friendly, if a bit high strung.

“What you say there? I’ll have you know I can speak… just… fine.” The kobold was much more laid back, even her speech was rather viscous and mellow. It didn’t sound like english was her first language either, but she spoke it better than Laika. Glacie’s tail started to wag as she pulled out her lunch bag and reached in to pull out an apple.

“Laika found new friends!~” Laika sang, bouncing in her seat and wagging her tail. I reached up to pat her head in praise.

“Yes you did! Very good Laika. I’m so proud of you.” God I must’ve sounded so patronizing, but it seemed like Laika was really liking what I was doing.

“There you are dweeb! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!”

“I told you where I was!”

“You were kinda fucking vague. And who are these two?” She turns to the mouse and doggo, Rachel breaks a sweat while Glacie seems completely unaffected by Elle’s piercing gaze.

“M-my name is Rachel, and next to me is my friend G-glacie. It’s uh… nice to meet you miss…” She trailed off.

“Just call me Elwynn.” Elle pulls up a seat next to me, getting awfully close, closer than Laika was.

“C-charmed, Elwynn. Heheheh…” Rachel fidgeted in her seat and a silence befell us. Good grief, this got awkward fast. The only way it could be even more awkward was if…

Crunch

What the hell was that?

Cruuunch munch

Is that… Glacie?

C-c-cruuunch munch munch

Son of a bitch, it is. That’s by far the noisiest way I’ve ever heard someone eat an apple. Even worse, I could notice both Elle and Rachel starting to lose it over the incessant crunching, especially Elle. Her eye was twitching and the grip on her fork tightened.

C-crrru-

“…Glacie.” Rachel asks politely, but in a way that betrays her restrained rage boiling just beneath the surface. “Could you maybe eat that apple a bit quieter? Or maybe save it for later?”

Glacie looks smug, almost like that was exactly the reaction she was going for. “Oookay, I’ll eat it later, then.” Then, she pulls out a hotdog and puts it on a cafeteria plate, taking out a bottle of maple syrup from her lunchbox as well.

“Why did you bring maple syrup with you to lunch? They don’t serve pancakes here.” Elle narrows her eyes at Glacie, leaning her face on her claws. She was picking at a chicken salad she got from the cafeteria, her metal fork stabbing at the chicken idly.

“I think the real question here is… uh… why didn’t YOU bring maple syrup to lunch today.” Glacie responded with paralyzing indifference. She didn’t care that Elle was scary or mad at her, either that or she didn’t notice.

Just as Elle raised her digit in the air as if to say something back, Laika interrupts her by placing her hand on my shoulder. “Uh, L-laika wanted to ask you how your day was!” I could tell she was desperately trying to break the tension.

“Things have been great, thank you for asking, Laika. No really, thank you.” I replied as soon as I could. “Elle and I managed to finish our math project today and wanted to celebrate, maybe by going to a party or something.”

I glanced to see what Elle was doing, the bitch was still glaring daggers at Glacie, who was too busy covering her hot dog in maple syrup to notice her. After the hot dog was thoroughly coated, she took out some powdered coffee creamer and started to dust it on top.

…What the hell?

Rachel seemed to notice Elle was out for blood, and slammed her hands on the table. “Really? What a coincidence! I just happen to be throwing a party at my house tonight! If you’re interested I’d be happy to give you all my contact information!”

“Hey, y’hear that Elle?” I nudge her with my elbow, which directs her attention towards me. “She’s throwing a party at her house and we’re invited. What do you say?”

“Uh…” She scrambles to compose herself. “R-really? That’s cool, I guess. What time are you uh…hosting it?”

“It starts at 9, not sure when it’ll end though, you know how parties are.”

“Heh, yeah.” Elle seems a bit more calm now, less fixated on Glacie than before. Speaking of Glacie, she was now eating that gross hotdog-maple syrup-creamer combo and seemed to be enjoying it immensely. It was kinda gross, not gonna lie. Even Laika seemed a bit off-put by it.

With that, I exchanged contact information with Rachel and Glacie (who insisted I share numbers with her despite Elle’s nonverbal protesting.) Then, we ate in relative silence. I could catch Elle staring at everyone, especially Laika and Glacie. Despite that, all was quiet on the western front until Glacie finished her hot dog and went back to her apple. I didn’t even see it coming, I had no idea she finished until I heard it again.

C-c-c-cruuuunch

Elwynn’s eye twitched, and she pressed her fork against the table. Rachel shot a death glare at Glacie. Laika just kinda shrunk in her seat a bit.

C-cruunch

Elwynn started to press her fork harder and harder against the table, it was starting to bend at the prongs and dig into the wood. Rachel’s mouse ear flicked and she continued to glare at Glacie. Glacie just met her gaze and smirked. Looks like Glacie knows exactly what she’s doing.

Meanwhile, Laika pushed her chair out and got up. “H-have to use bathroom. Be right back, haha!” Her laugh was painfully fake, and we all knew she was just looking for an excuse to remove herself from the situation. Not that any of us could blame her, though.

C-c-c-crrruunnnccchh

CRACK

The desk broke in half, just straight up split down the middle. I turned over to Elle to scold her but I found her frozen in place, lettuce hanging out of her mouth, fork dropped, and staring flabbergasted at Rachel. Wait, Rachel…?

She was the one that broke the table, her fist was still where the top of the table would have been and there were roaring infernos in her eyes. She snapped her head to Glacie and leaned in really close to her, speaking so quietly that I could barely hear what she was saying.

“Oi, ya fuckin’ noisy cunt, ‘ow do ya feel ‘bout ‘avin yer ‘ead turned backwards?”

Wait, she had a british accent, but it wasn’t cockney. Why did she get a cockney accent all the sudden?

Glacie looked unfazed, and shot back with “What you say there? I’ll fuck you up.”

“I betcha you won’t, you little chuuniboo. Yer so obsessed wiv dressing up as anime characters at school that there’s no way you know ‘ow to foight.”

“Says the girl that wears tweed everyday. You trying to pass as a professor or something there Rachel?” Glacie was a lot calmer than I would have been, but she probably knew her friend better than I did. Still, she really knew how to deliver a blow.

It was then I noticed just how many people were staring at us. I figured this would cause some sort of scene. Oh well, at least Elle and I were somewhat used to it. A teacher came by and spoke into her walkie talkie.

“We got a student who broke a table. Get the janitor to come by with a dolly to put the broken halves on. What? His name? I don’t remember it. His name is not important, he’s the only janitor we have working here right now. Just call his cellphone or something… I don’t know.”

“S-sorry eh, sometimes I get a little carried away there.”

Wait, did she have a canadian accent now?

Lunch ended soon after that, and now Elle and I had to figure out what we were going to do now. Are we going to…

1) Take care of the situation with Catherine

2) Deal with the Lich

3) Neither, skip to after school and get ready for a motherfucking party

4) Give the doggo headpats

>>197167

>1) Take care of the situation with Catherine

5)Get shitposted at because someone rolled a nat20 for me to be a cuck.

>>197164

1. Catherine.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>197169

Rolling for this guy to not choke on the BBC while he's prepping the bull

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>197167

1.

>>197214

We actually don't roll when making suggestions in this thread. The other anons are just shot posting at the poor little sob that got CUCKROLL'D

>>197167

>3: skip school and have a party

we don't belong with these losers, r-right?

>>197167

1

>>197167

>4

Why choose anything else?

>>197167

>His name is not important

>Janitor

Hmm…

Option 4. Wherever we are, we must also headpat.

>>197167

3. Go for the party.

>>197167

>1) Take care of the situation with Catherine

1.

>>197167

3) its party time

tfw alfred is a robot who pisses his pants and gets fucked in the ass by a nigger

>>197880

dont you mean tailpegged in the ass by a dragon

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>197930

Ellie is now a nigger that wants Alfred's boipussy.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>199325

>>197930

>>197880

Elle is going to have hardcore anal sex, both giving and receiving, at said party with Alfred, which will possibly turn into an orgy

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>199753

Rolling for your rolls to be irrelevant.

>>199773

fuck

>>199777

>>199773

>>199772

: ^ )

CANTSTOPWONTSTOP

>>197167

>>197166

>>197165

>>197164

Rest in Peppers Jexxy-kun.

we better be going to the fucking party.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Ellie is going to fuck Alfred with a strapon dildo.

Rolled 22 (1d29)

>>202193

no, Elle is going to get drunk with Alfred at the party, she's going to see some girls flirting with him and get really pissed, drag him to the roof, and tailpeg him as punishment while stimulating his prostate, eventually putting his dick in her asshole, I'll leave the specifics to Jexxy-kun

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>202193

>>202253

Sorry guys, hit 9 instead of 0

Fixed.

for gods sake, i don't want my romantic dragon pornography to get filled with tailpegging, please stop rolling for it. especially since my waifu is a dragon

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>202276

rolling for your waifu when monstergirls to become real to tailpeg you every night

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>202282

Rolling against that

>>202316

Boy oh boy do I have some HERESY to write

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>202336

>>202337

>>202282

>>202276

Rolling for the most hardcore intense mind breaking soul shattering anal sex give and take experience between Elle and Alfred at multiple locations

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Rolling for Ellie to shove a massive buttplug up Alfred's arse and make him leave it in there all day.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Rolling for more cheeki breeki scenes

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Rolling for you faggots to stop rolling and for Alfred to take care of the situation with Catherine

jexx threads without updates always degenerate into shitposting EVERY SINGLE TIME

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>202591

Your will be undone.

>>202595

How else do we pass the time when he doesn't update?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>202591

…on Earth as it is in Heaven.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>202591

>>202695

>>202700

Rolling for

>>202348

And for Jizzy-kun to update soon ;_; and if possible commission a lewd drawing of Elle, not super lewd but lewd.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>202712

Reroll.

>>202713

Okay I did it. No further rolls can do jack shit.

Elle and Alfred are going to engage in anal coitus whether you like it or not, and Jexx please lewds.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>202713

GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY LEWDS

AND FORGIVE US OUR SHITPOSTS

AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SHITPOST AGAINST US

This means we can keep rolling for Alfred's prostate, right?

>>202717

>>202713

we've already won Alfred's prostate and elle's (insert equivalent dragon organ here that can be simulated through deep anal)

Forgive me father, for I have memed.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Jexx ded

Rolling for Jexx to come back to life, and not as a cuck

>>202971

Well fuck

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Rolling for Ellie to peg Alfred with The Magma Dragon.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>202971

Rolling for this guy to get The Magma Dragon instead for not saging.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

I SUMMON THE POWER OF CASTLE GREYSULL.

JEXXY-KUN, YOU WISH TO STOP BEING A CCCCUUUCCCKKKK

Rolled 933 (1d1024)

>>203466

faggot

>tfw Jexx writes [spoiler]delightful[/spoilers] new stories on Touch Fluffy Tail but won't update his main story

>>203580

>tfw can't into spelling

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolling for Ellie to peg Alfred with a large, medium firmness "Vergil the Drippy Dragon", custom made in green and purple to match Ellie's hair and scales. With cumtube, of course.

>>204199

If anything is pegging him its her tail please for the love of all that is holy stop so that cuxx returns and gives us an update

>>204827

Pretty sure he's done with us. Its the 13th.

>>205367

He'll be back. Jexx leaves his threads for a while sometimes, but he's always completed them.

>>205459

>tfw start of semester soon

Jexxy cuck lets a thread crash: false bump edition :^)

>>207378

His return will be heralded by the four horsemen of cuckold, anal tailpegging, unfinished stories, and lonely anons not saging so the thread doesn't fall off the face of the earth

Rolled 135 (1d150)

Rolling for the diameter of Alfred's anus (in milimeters) after Ellie is done pegging him.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

FUCKING JEXX FUCKING COME BACK ALREADY YOU CANT JUST GIVE A TWEAKER METH AND KEEP HIM LOCKED UP UNDER YOUR BED THEN NOT GIVE HIM METH FOR LIKE A WEEK

ROLLING FOR JIZZY FUCK TO COME BACK

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>208032

>hes not coming back

Rolled 15 (1d20)

pls come back

we need you

Rolled 12 (1d21)

Rolling for Jexx to come back.

If 20 he has to come back this week. If 21 then he can ignore all the stupid pegging stuff, but he has to come back this week.

>>208199

I'm not dead!

>>208220

Why did you forsake us?

Don't you see what we become when we are without our dragon pussy?

>>208727

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US, JEXX

WHY

>>209107

maybe he just doesn't like doing this anymore, like legit I think hes done with us all memes aside.

>>209874

I'd hope not

sage next time

>>210233

Last time it was a month

>>210233

>>210272

I take it neither of you were there for the alraune CYOA.

>>210407

I was there, and this is worse

>>210606

Hm. I didn't realize it'd been a full month and a half. I guess we probably have beaten that record at this point.

RIP thread.

>>210407

I was there

This has been worse than alraune quest and I'm sorry about that. I guess I've gotten burnt out from this story. If you guys really want me to, I'll finish it, just because I don't want to leave the story on an unsatisfactory note.

>>211367

That was a quick response. From the phone sex thread, that is.

I can understand how you'd get burnt out, since this has gone on for a long time. Please just give us a decent ending, even if it's short. Don't be like Gaben and leave us blueballed for the rest of time.

Anyone got a link to the Alraune thread? It was before my time here but to hear it mentioned so much it must be decent reading

>>211422

https://docs.google.com/document/d/163GMi16mvpN7Rso_0Zx-Pp6_7wBzmduf2F6jekgXSok/edit

>>211367

It'd be fine if we finished the party then skipped to a happy ending post marriage sex preferably

>>211439

thanks anon

>>211839

it'd be fine if jexx updated

RIP Dragon Bully series, you were my favorite until he whose name shall not be unspoilered became George R.R "McCuckold" Martin.

this is not an update

there is no hope

sudoku only answer

>>213428

No you're not.

>>213443

I would post a screencap to prove you wrong but that would give away plot points, wouldn't it~

>>213459

You'd better deliver nigger, I didn't spend 3 days reading through your story only for you to stop updating it.

>>213473

As long as you don't expect it immediately you will be moderately pleased

>>213474

Jexx I used to writefag on this board too, I feel you on being burned out on this story, take all the time you need comrade. Depression/Frustration is a bitch

>>211367

Not even ashamed to say I just want some good dragon pussy.

And I've loved this story so far.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

rolling for an army of story deprived snibbety snabs to stuff jexx into a locker until gives me more dragon pussy

>want dragon pussy because your waifu is a dragon

>get cucked out of it because jexx is a lazy shit

Life is agony

“So, you ready to confront Catherine after school today?” I asked Elle, who turned her head away at my question.

“Yeah, I guess I am but… why would she do this? I really don’t want to believe Catherine would put me… I mean put us through this much stress?”

“I’m sure there’s some reason for it, people don’t often do things like this for NO reason.”

“You’re right, I’m just hoping it’s all a big misunderstanding.”

With that, we went off to our final classes for the day. We agreed to confront Catherine at her locker.

***

The final bell rang, Elle and I walked alongside one another. We headed down the stairs to where Catherine’s locker was and found her talking to… the lich from the student council?

“Hey, isn’t that-”

“Celia, yeah.” Elle pulled me back so we weren’t in their line of sight.

“What is she doing talking with her? Celia never talks to other students unless it’s business.”

“I know, I’m wondering the same thing.”

We waited for them to stop talking, which took a surprisingly long time. Most of the students had cleared out of the downstairs hallway by the time Celia had gone out of sight and Catherine was alone.

“Alright, let’s do this.” Elle whispered, beckoning me to follow her.

We both came up behind her as she was facing her locker. She probably heard us approach because she stopped filling her backpack with papers and slowly turned around. Her face went from neutral to worried in a split second.

“O-oh, hey Elle, Alfred, what brings you here… together?” She held her hands behind her back and shut her locker with her tail.

“Catherine, you and I have to talk. I know you may be tempted to just poof away but let me just tell you that one, I’m not going to yell or hurt you, two, this is very important for our friendship, and three, if you do run away now I’ll just find you later.”

Catherine looked around the room, considering her options, then finally settled on sighing and hanging her arms at her sides. “I assume you two got ahold of the camera huh? Sometimes I really hate my cousin…”

Elle took a step towards her and placed a strong scaly arm on her shoulder. “Maybe we should talk about this somewhere more appropriate?”

“Somewhere more private, too.” Catherine added. “You’re my friend, Elly. I’m only going to tell you what I will because I think you at least deserve an explanation.”

“And what about Alfred? I think he deserves to know, too. Especially since I already made it clear he’s MY victim. If anyone makes his life hard, it’s going to be me.” She leaned in close and whispered into Catherine’s ear. “A-and don’t call me Elly, you’ll give Al ideas.”

“Alfred is another issue, but I’ll… I’ll get to him, don’t worry. Follow me.” Catherine paced away from her locker, and we followed.

***

“Alright, this should be fine.” Catherine said, locking the door behind her.

“Really? A music practice room? I mean I guess it’s basically soundproof and all but is this really necessary for someone trying to hide information from the student council?” I asked, scratching the back of my head.

“I want everything I tell you two to be between us, if the student council finds out that you this… I’m not entirely sure what’ll happen but I don’t want to find out.” Catherine chews her claws nervously.

“I get it, they can be scary. But we’re safe now. Just tell us from the beginning.” Elle urged.

“Okay, here goes…” Catherine took a deep breath. “I didn’t fit in with the delinquent crowd, they wanted me to do things, things I wasn’t exactly comfortable with. I just wanted to pull jokes on people and have some fun, you know? Maybe sexually hound some guys every now and then. I knew the delinquents did that. I didn’t sign up for breaking and entering convenience stores or spray painting walls!” She takes another deep breath. “They laughed at me and kicked me out of their group, and when Juno grabbed my ears and threw me to the ground when I acted like I was going to eat your fruit rollup…” She paused. “A-and I was going to return it to you after I was done messing with you, I-I swear.” She held up her paws defensively. “T-that was my limit. I needed some sort of revenge. I hated the delinquents, every last one of them. That’s when Celia started to talk to me. She told me the student council could use more members, and they hated the delinquents as much as I do. I asked her what I needed to do to get in, a-and Celia told me to ask the president. When I came before her, she asked me to-”

“Take pictures of Alfred, right?” Elle didn’t look up at her, she looked to be deep in thought, just taking all this information in.

Catherine gulped. “Y-yes…”

“That doesn’t make sense to me, why would they concern themselves with the love life of some loser? No offense Al.” Elle spares a glance my way.

Grumble grumble.

“I’m getting to that.” Catherine lowered her head. “Anyway, the reason they wanted these pictures is because the President actually has an interest in Alfred. Something about him being “ideal for her plan” or whatever. I don’t think it’s a crush, to be honest. She wants to use him for something, but Elle was getting in the way. Sorry to say this Elle, but Alfred was the only person who didn’t pick up on your crush on him.”

“Not surprising that he’s the only one who didn’t get it.” Elle muttered under her breath.”

“Hey!”

“B-back on topic here, she knows you’re strong and even though she’s a ryu, tangling with a dragon isn’t something to be taken lightly. She had me take those pictures because she wanted to make you hate him, Elle. I felt really bad doing it, and it was my mistake, but I just wanted to get back at them so bad.”

“I find it kinda funny how those pictures ended up bringing us closer… somehow.” I commented.

“Yeah, ain’t that some shit. But anyway, is that all you wish to tell us?”

“Not quite. You see, after the the pictures were all out, they praised me, and said to become a member of the student council I would need to do one more favor, and that’s what Celia was talking to me about.”

“What did she say?” Elle leaned in.

“She basically told me that although I did what they asked, the plan didn’t work and so I need to finish the job. Basically, she wants Elle out of the picture through any means necessary.”

Elle narrowed her eyes. “And were you considering it?”

Catherine held her hands up. “N-no! Absolutely not! I wouldn’t dare… I just don’t know what to do anymore. I’m actually secretly glad you came when you did, otherwise I’m not sure what I would’ve decided on my own.”

Elle sat there, deep in thought for a minute before slapping Catherine in the face. “That’s for agreeing to go through all this bullshit to be accepted by the worst students in the school.”

“Ow! I guess I deserve that…”

Elle then gave her a hug. “That’s for telling us everything, so I guess we’re even for now. Keep us updated, I’ll find a way to deal with the student council president.” Elle said, determination in her voice.

“What, you mean you’re not just going to tell the principal?”

“Okay. One, she wouldn’t believe me, the student council president is a professional brown noser and ‘model student.’ Two, that’s not how dragons solve their problems. There’s no honor in that. That ryu wants to piss off a real dragon? I’ll show her how us dragons settle a score properly.”

“Wow, you’ve got your mind made up.” I commented, looks like there was no changing her mind. She is a stubborn dragon after all.

We all bid our farewells, and went home. The party was approaching, I had to prepare.

>To be continued

No choices, since they make the wait period longer and I don’t think we really need them anymore. Instead, I want to know what loose ends still need to be tied up, and what needs to still be explained. I plan on finishing the story in these next few entries, and for that I’ll need to know exactly what to write because it’s been more than a year since I started this and I’m terrified of ending it with you guys still having questions.

Sorry for wait, tovarisch

Ron paul for president

The N word

>>214870

>>214872

Also I promise next entry will have enough ball slapping dragon seggs to make up for >2 months

>>214869

and now the question remains: after this ends, what will jexxy kun write next if anything at all

>>214917

I've been writing two other stories besides this one. One anonymously and the other is still WIP

>>214869

Fuck, man… The only outstanding things I can think of that look like they need to be resolved story wise are the obvious student council thing you just covered, and Al and Elle's parents.

>>215154

what, you mean Alfred on top? or they do something faggoty like switch bodies or crossdress as each other.

>>215172

tailpegging

>>215172

No, as in Alfred dominating Ellie into an orgasm induced coma.

>>215190

Look, I get that's some people's fetish but in what world would that realistically happen?

>>215222

Lich magic, maybe.

>>215243

Look if I can find a way to make Alfred on top work, I will.

>>215291

B A S E D

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>>214869

>what loose ends still need to be tied up, and what needs to still be explained

What are the ryu's plans for Alfred?

Will Alfred ever figure out his dad and Jexxica are dating?

How is Juno doing?

>>215222

I like maledom, but you're probably right. Do what works.

j-jexx?

>>217833

Not dead, this story is going to go on a monthly update basis or so.

>>219010

OKAY JEXX ITS OCTOBER

YOU CAN UPDATE NOW

PLEASE.

>>219726

Kay I'll get to it

>>220720

>le funny reaction maymay XDDDDDD

kys

>>220730

stop bumping the thread you fuckwit.

>>220759

pitching suggestions this late in the game is like asking Biden when he's gonna run for president

just bump the thread until it dies

hes not coming back, cucks dont follow through.

>>221433

Don't bump the thread, I'll update it when I can force myself to write it.

>>221679

…fine. If its that bad just dont write it, why force yourself? I had to force myself for an art gallery exhibition and ended up not sleeping for days, smoking till I coughed up mucus, and starving 12 pounds off.

ID might be different, different WiFi.

>>221679

Which is going to be when faggot? I get that you're in a funk right now, I've been through that myself, but please we are all waiting for you to deliver the tailpegging and JUSTICE in this story man. Don't leave us here with blue balls

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>197084

>>197083

Both of you are acting like faggots

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>223213

Sage bump because I am the faggot

I got ready to go to the party, Elle insisted she get dressed in a nice outfit despite my insistence that she not spend too much time getting ready. The mouse girl we met at lunch, Rachel, texted us the address the party was being held at. Pulling up to the place, I could feel the bass emanating from the house and making my car shake ever so slightly. I stepped out of the car and looked around for any signs of Elle.

I didn’t have to wait long, as several minutes later she flew into view, dive-bombing next to me with a loud thud.

“Damnit Elle, land gently next time. I swear one of these days you’re going to slam into me and send me to the ER.”

“I-I would never do that, I’m much too careful.” She insisted, huffing as she dusted herself off.

“Right. But anyway, how about we-” I paused when I actually got a good look at Elle.

She looked stunning, moreso than she was under normal circumstances. She had on one of those dresses I saw in her closet that one night we almost fucked on the roof. It was dark green with white trimmings and had a deep purple sash around the waist. With my khaki shorts and black polo, I looked like a bum next to her.

“Is something the matter, Alfie~?” She leaned forward, giving me a fantastic view of her cleavage.

“U-uh, no! I’m good, it’s just ah…” C’mon Alfred, you should take this opportunity to compliment her looks. Chicks dig that. “You look… uh…”

I could see the beginnings of a blush form on her face. “I looook…?”

Come on, pick a word. Attractive, beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, like a million bucks! “Totally hot.” FUCK!

Elle paused for a minute, then leaned in to kiss me on the cheek. “I’ll take it, you tried your best.”

Wow, was she actually starting to accept my crippling lack of social skills? I blushed, receiving a sweet kiss from her hadn’t felt this good before, and I couldn’t help but find myself giddy with excitement. Before I walked inside, I had a devious idea. Standing next to Elle, I stealthily reached down and locked my fingers with hers.

Elle’s blush went from a mild pink to a burning crimson. “Y-you idiot, what do you think you’re doing? Hand-holding? In front of all these people? They’ll think we’re together or something!”

I rolled my eyes. “I mean, it’s not like we need to pretend there isn’t some chemistry between us. For chrissakes, we’ve had sex how many times now? Even if we don’t want to admit it, we’re more than just friends at this point.”

Elle’s tail twitched nervously behind her, and her grip on my hand tightened. “S-so, you’re saying you want to…”

“Let’s try it out, call ourselves a couple tonight.”

Elle let out a very uncharacteristic squeak. “Y-you’re not usually this… romantic?”

I slicked my hair back and winked at her. “Could you maybe get used to it?”

She looked down with a goofy smile that I could tell she was desperately trying to hide. “W-we will see.”

With our hands locked together, we walked to the house.

***

Upon entering, there was a stark contrast to the peaceful night. Man and monster alike were everywhere, booze was more than abundant and at the center of it all, sitting at the makeshift bar in the kitchen, were the two hosts, Rachel and Glacie.

“Ooooh heeeey, glad y’two could make it!” Rachel hiccuped, clearly plastered off her ass.

Glacie didn’t say anything, she laid her head on the table with a bottle of rum next to her. I couldn’t tell if she was awake or asleep.

“Is… Glacie okay?”

“Hmm? Awww she’s fiiiine, sh’usually gets all sleepy when she drinksh.” Rachel patted her friend on the back. “Dontcha Glacie?”

Glacie slid off her chair, jolting awake when she hit the ground.

“Waaaahh!” She yelped, scrambling on top of the chair like the floor was lava. “W-what was that there, eh?”

“Calm dooown, Glacie. Y’just fell off yer chair ishall.”

Those words did nothing to calm Glacie down, she trembled softly while holding onto the chair for dear life.

“Uhhh, is she going to be okay?” Elle asked, placing her hands on her hips.

“Hey you!” She pointed at me. “Pat her on th’head.”

“Sorry, what?”

“The ‘ead! Pat her head!” She repeated. “It’ll calm ‘er down.”

I looked at Elle, who shrugged, reached over to the panicked doggo, and gently pet her head.

In seconds, her trembling stopped and she started to wag her tail. “Mmmm, feels nice…” She even started to drool after a few more seconds.

“There, see? Makesh her right as… r-rain.”

“D-don’t wanna fall off again…” Glacie whimpered.

“Is she normally this helpless and autistic when she’s drunk?” Elle asked, pulling my hand away from her head. “That’s enough patting, Casanova.”

“Calm down, I was just soothing her with the power of headpats.” I reached up to pat Elle’s head, but she dodged my hand.

“B-baka!” She shot back.

“Did you really just say ‘baka’ unironically?”

“I can’t help it, my tsundere nature demands it sometimes!”

“At least you’re self aware…”

Rachel waited a few seconds, to make sure we were done talking. “She’s… n-not usually this helpless an’ hasn’t been diagnosed on the spec… spectral… spectrum. A-at least n’yet.”

“I guess that’s a kobold for ya.” I shrugged.

“Why don’t we tie her onto the chair, that way she won’t fall off again or pose a danger to anyone else? Elle suggests, cracking a mischievous grin.

“Aww come on, Elle, isn’t that kinda-”

“Thash perfect!” Rachel beamed, pulling out the belt to her pants and fastening Glacie’s wrist to the stool leg.

“-mean?” I finished.

Elle just smirked at me. “There, problem solved. Let’s get something to drink, it’s a party after all.”

I guess as long as Glacie wasn’t complaining, the problem was solved. “Okay, where you keep the beers, Rachel?” I asked.

“That cooler ov’r thurr!” She slurred, giggling as she reached way too far in the direction of the cooler and slipped off her chair.

“Shit, you alright??” I reached down to help her up.

“I’m fiiine, wai’- AH, FUCK, I’M ON FIRE! Needta, shtop n’ drop an… fuckin’… ROLL!”

Rachel rolled on the ground, yelling for a moment before stopping abruptly, giggling.

“Waita shec… ’m nota… a… hinezumi! Why didn’ ya… ffffuckin’… shtop me? ‘ANG ON! I can… uh… my metabel… metaba… metabolism! C’n be less drunk if I keep goin’! Wheeeeee~”

The mouse continued rolling on the ground, laughing madly as she rolled into several peoples’ legs.

“Metabolism…?” Elle turned to me for answers.

“Don’t look at me, I got no clue what she’s on about.” We both agreed it was time to move on, and grabbed a bottle each while Rachel continued to roll on the floor and Glacie napped on the stool with her paw tied to the leg.

***

Elle and I figured out pretty quickly that neither of us are good at parties. We drank beer, sure, but it was shitty beer and I didn’t want to try and get drunk off the stuff. The liquor was being hogged by the Oni, neither of us really enjoyed dancing and we didn’t particularly feel like socializing. That just left us sitting awkwardly on a couch occasionally looking at each other.

“Man, now I remember why I don’t go to parties that often.” Elle said, crossing her legs.

“Yeah, same.”

An awkward moment of silence passed.

“Soooo…” Elle begins. “Wanna find a place we can fuck?”

“Jesus, Elle.” I grabbed my head.

“Come on, nobody’s eavesdropping on us. I-is it a yes or no?”

“I mean… yeah, I do but-”

Before I could finish my thought, Elle grabbed my hand and dragged me upstairs. “Cool, let’s check the top floor first!”

The upstairs to this house had several doors, all of them shut. In fact, a lot of them seemed like they had frisky couples in them already. Boy, I felt sorry for these hosts, having to wash all those blankets and sheets while hungover the next day, but that’s what comes with planning a party like this.

Coming up on the last door, I pressed my ear up against it.

“Aw yeah~ You’re getting the succ, my dude.”

Was that… Mimi?

“REE! REE! REE! REEEE! REEE! REE! REEEEEE!”

That was unmistakably Dylan Eric’s battle cry, though one octave higher and much more frantic than usual.

“Haha, your bottles of ranch won’t work this time, I’ve trained my body to guzzle ranch like it was cum~ I guess I should say… deal with it!”

I heard a sound akin to some kind of weapon drawn. “One does not simply take my virginity!”

Another sound, this one sounding like the weapon was tossed away somewhere. “Challenge accepted~”

“NO! NO! NO! REE! REEEE! MEMECATS CAN’T TRIFORCE!”

“Honey badger don’t care, tho.” Soon after, I could hear lewd noises accompanied by further REEEing that steadily got quieter.

“Why are you still listening to that?” Elle snapped, getting impatient.

“It’s like listening to a trainwreck, you know you shouldn’t, but you just can’t stop once you start due to morbid curiosity.”

“Really? The heck is going on in there?” She put her ear up to the door as well.

“Wow, such erection! Very lewd!” Mimi said before presumably going back down on Dylan.

“Many shame, so defeat.” Was Dylan’s cancerous response.

“Coewl stowy bwo.” Mimi replied, her mouth undoubtedly filled with dick.

Dylan began to make soft grunting noises, with horror on both Elle and I’s faces, we realized we were beholding a wizard losing his wizardhood.

“Hewe come dat shemen, o shit wadda-glk!” Her words were cut off by something, it didn’t take a detective to deduce what it was.

“Alright, I’ve heard enough. We’re leaving.” Elle grabbed my wrist and dragged me back down the stairs. “Let’s go to the basement.”

I didn’t say anything in response, still reeling from the horrid cancer I just heard.

Down in the basement, a group of humans and monsters were playing beer pong, with a few couples on the couches taking up all the space.

“Dammit, looks like this place is pretty occupied, too.” Elle whispered.

Suddenly, I had an idea. “Hey Elle, you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Mmmm I dunno, what’re you thinking?”

“The roof?”

Elle pondered it for a moment, then dragged me outside and flew on the roof. She rolled on her back with me on top and adjusted my hands so they were resting on her tits. “The roof.”

Now that we were alone, I felt more daring than before. I reached behind her dress to undo the laces that held it up and helped her inch out of it. Now she was in her bra, panties, and black stockings. I could’ve just masturbated to her body at this point, but I think if I tried that, she would grab me by the dick and squeeze it until the tip popped off.

“So, this is usually the time that you strip my clothes off and pin me down.”

“Mmmm, not today. I wanna know what it’s like to be you~” She croons.

Uh oh. “Y-you don’t mean that is in ‘being the male,’ do you? As in… tai-”

“No, I don’t mean tailpegging, luckily for you. I just want to be on bottom this time. Tailpegging is for when you decide to stop being such a little bitch~” She teased.

“Well, I guess I can oblige being on top!” I responded to her teasing by leaning down and nipping her neck, eliciting a moan of surprise from her. Encouraged, I kick off my shorts and boxers, then throw my shirt over my head. Now all I had left was her clothes.

“You should take my panties off with your teeth, it’s kinkier that way.” She insisted, pulling my body close to hers by wrapping her legs around me. I smirked, placing my hands on either side of her stomach and tugging the front of her panties off with my teeth. I heard her giggle as she gently helped me get them off without having to adjust my grip any further. Once I had her panties off, she reached back behind herself and removed her bra for me, then laid back, folds glistening and breasts bouncing freely.

“Let’s go, let’s go! You’re making me impatient here!” Elle urged, pulling me close to her for a deep passionate kiss. I moaned into her mouth, returning the kiss while letting my cock rest against her clit. She grinded her hips against my own and I could feel her hot nectar making the underside of my cock slick with feminine cum. I tried to pull up away from the kiss, but Elle wasn’t having any of it. I could tell she needed this as much as I did, so I didn’t keep her waiting any longer. Throwing her legs over my shoulders, I lined my tip up with her entrance and plunged into the hilt in one thrust.

“Mmmmmrrrrph!” She moaned into my mouth as I held her hips up, pummeling down on her. Her insides were nearly scalding, way hotter than usual. I assume it was because her heat was coming to a head, and I feared if I stayed inside too long I might burn my dick. As a certain blue hedgehog once said, I gotta go fast.

Ignoring her legs wrapping tightly around me, I power-thrusted into her slippery snatch, savoring the cool air that bombarded my shaft after I pulled out. I made sure to pull all the way out each time, since my tip was most vulnerable to getting burned inside that furnace of a vagina. I was surprised with my accuracy, I’d expect myself to miss a couple of times and hot dog myself between her labia, but with how absurdly slippery she was I ended up sinking balls deep into her without even trying.

“C’mon Al, don’t be a fuckin’ pussy about this, give it to me harder!” She moaned through gritted teeth. I responded by lifting her hips up higher and hammering my hips downward. That seemed to do the trick, she showed her appreciation by making a sound that I can only describe as a half roar, half moan. She grabbed the back of my head and shoved my face into her tits.

“Suck on them, o-oh god please! D-don’t be afraid to bite!” She stammered, desperately trying to move my mouth over to her nipple. I moved one of my hands up to grab her breast and suck the nipple into my mouth. Returning my hand to her hip, I continued my relentless assault on her cervix, sucking her nipple with all my strength and even tenderly scraping my teeth against the sensitive bud. She shuddered hard in response, I assume a small orgasm wracked her body. Heh, the first of many. With my confidence renewed, I moved my hands from her hips to the back of her legs, pushing them back so she couldn’t clench around me. Even though she could easily lock those powerful thighs around me to prevent this, she didn’t. It was weird, fucking this extremely powerful monster and having her not use her strength to take control. I… liked it, it gave me this unmatched sense of power that I never really felt before.

The more I used her as a heated cocksleeve, the closer to my own orgasm I got. With each thrust, I also noticed I was getting accustomed to the intense heat of her insides. I could stay inside her longer before pulling out, and showed this by grinding my tip against her cervix every so often.

“Uuunhhh I love it when you do that…!” She pulled my head closer to her breast, which was already mashed up against there like a goddamn pancake. I moaned into her chest, sending vibrations across her nipple and another mini orgasm trembled through her.

With one final thrust, I buried my cock balls deep inside of her, my entire core shaking as my hips spasmed and I emptied my load inside her quivering pussy. Her insides sucked me in hard, to the point where even without her thighs to stop me, I couldn’t pull out of her. All I could do was groan into her breast and let her searing hot muscles milk my cock.

Eventually, she let go of my head and my nipple popped out of her mouth, I sucked so hard that it was red and swollen. Speaking of red and swollen, when I slid my dick out, it had engorged from getting sucked by her inner walls so hard and turned red both from the intense heat and all the blood rushing to the top due to the suction. I let out a deep sigh of relief at my member finally getting some respite from that absolute oven of a vagina.

“Mmmmmnn, hot damn Alfred, I didn’t know you had such a beast within~” She laid back flat on the roof and massaged her puffy labia, stirring around my cum and her slippery, viscous, feminine juice.

“I didn’t either, but holy shit my dick is hot.” I carefully laid next to her, making sure not to touch my poor member against anything.

“Really? Lemme see.” She raised her head and faced me, looking down. “Oh shit, yeah that looks err…” She blushed. “Sorry about that, honestly.”

“Is that kind of internal temperature normal?”

“Right before my heat ends, aaaand… yeah.” Her eyes darted away from me, like she was hiding something.

“Oh really? Any other reason I should be aware of?” I pressed.

“Y-you don’t really need to worry about it.”

“Elle, c’mon. I’m not going to judge you or anything.”

She sighed. “P-promise you won’t freak out? I mean there’s one other possibility but it’s probably not that. Probably.

“Alright Elle, I promise.”

She sighed. “W-when my heat ends, there’s a short period where my body is a lot more fertile than normal, but I’m like ninety-nine percent sure I’m not done with my heat yet.”

My heart rate kicked up, I promised not to freak out, but the possibility of her becoming pregnant was a really big thing to try and leave out. I know she wanted me not to worry, but with something of that gravity…

“Well, all I’m gonna say is that not only are we still in high school, but I don’t have a job. Neither of us do as far as I’m aware. We couldn’t afford one. I mean assuming you’re right, yeah I wouldn’t be worried, but in case you’re wrong, I’ll go get some Plan B tomorrow. Your mom gave me that money, remember? It’ll be a lot cheaper than an abortion further down the line in case you’re wrong.”

Elle nodded. “You’re right, I’m sorry for trying to hide it, I just didn’t want you to get mad at me. Fuck, sometimes I really think with my vagina too much. I think my mom has some, I can’t imagine she would say no to letting me have one since she wouldn’t want me having a kid this early either. If she doesn’t have one, I’ll let you know.”

“Thanks.” It suddenly occurred to me just how much her attitude towards me had changed. She apologized, spoke to me with more than a bare minimum amount of respect, and didn’t hide her feelings from me through a wall of tsundere. “Also, thank you for… actually telling me. I think I like this new side of you.”

She blushed again. “D-don’t mention it… around anyone. Got it?” I chuckled and gave her cheek an affectionate kiss.

“So… you ready to head back down?” I caressed her hip.

Before I can muse on mysterious dragon anatomy any more, I feel her raise her hips up to the tip before she slammed them back down. The pleasure knocked me out of my thoughts and back to my reality as her warm cunt swallowed me in again. This pace kept up, her hips moving slowly up and down on top of me and her inner walls tenderly caressing me. It was so gentle, and so deliberate compared to before. It wasn’t about raw pleasure and wild abandon, it was about savoring the sensation, even claiming ownership. She wanted to thank me for giving it my all and sacrificed the heavy, vigorous sex she craved for giving me the tender fuck my tender shaft needed. It was flattering to say the least, I felt bad that I couldn’t keep up with her sex drive, I’m only human after all.

“So, how is it? Does this feel better~?” She whispered into my ear, her hips rising and falling to the rhythm of our breathing.

I could only nod in response, my cock twitching inside her as her pussy as her inner walls pulsed and rubbed up against the sensitive glans.

“I-I can’t last much longer…” I managed to exhale.

“That’s fine, just cum inside me whenever you can’t take it anymore.” She whispered, changing her thrusts so that they slowed down, and whenever she bottomed out against me she shook her hips side to side. I didn’t last long after that, After she descended all the way to my hilt and shook her hips, I let out a soft moan of surrender and came inside of her once again.

“Good boy, you were so sweet.” She said, stroking my head while I twitched inside her walls, cock slowly softening. I could feel myself getting sleepy, very sleepy. Like holy shit, I could really go for an eight hour nap right about now.

“Y-you were incredible, Elle…” I yawned. “Man, that other orgasm really took my energy out though. I think I might just fall asleep.

Elle yawned as well. “Mmmm, same, we can take a nap on top of this roof together~”

Wait, Elle too? But she’s a dragon… and wasn’t she the one that wanted to go again? Before I could think about it any longer, I could hear her snoring on top of me, and the urge to sleep got progressively heavier. Before I completely lost consciousness, I heard a familiar, infuriating voice.

“Waiting until they were done? That’s awfully considerate of you, Celia.”

“Well after tonight, they won’t see each other again, Ms. President. I consider it rude not to at least let them have their last tryst.”

>To be concluded.

Grorious art drawn by me

Thanks for posting, Jexx.

But, I have to wonder what leg Ms. President and Celia have to stand on, to separate those two?

>>224144

>Well after tonight, they won’t see each other again, Ms. President.

oh dear.

nicely done, jexx.

>>224561

Not Ace, just a longtime lurker.

>>224144

>jexx shipping anon off to his industrial cuckshed to prep the bulls for eternity

yeah haha its over great

you uh, you did…well. Jexx. *pats on the back* good for you.

>>224561

I didn't even notice you updated two weeks ago tbh. I don't think anyone did actually.

>No tailpegging tho

Gay.

>>224142

>"Eventually, she let go of my head and my nipple >popped out of her mouth,"

you wot m8

>>228556

fuck me for not saging

>>228556

>My nipple popped out of her mouth

My bad, must've been a typo. Now I cant stop laughing picturing it.

so jexx whats the gameplan

>>234337

There is no gameplan…

If he concentrated on completing Dragon Bully, he'd get it done in a few posts…

>>234337

Abandon all the stories he's involved in, looks like.

Oh jesus this was a wild ride, I spent an entire day and a half just reading this.

And now, I actually have to wait. But if that Lich Bitch so much as touches Elle, I'm going to regret even considering waifu-ing here, the bastard actively wanting to cuck and deny people their waifus.

>>234337

The gameplan is hope that I can get adderall soon so I can force myself to finish this, or else this will never get done.

>>245775

the tail peg is good too

>>245775

I too wish to see our dragon waifu at the alter!

Come on Jexx!!

You can finish this in two or three posts!!

>>245870

Dont bother, he's gone and is writing stories on tft last i heard

>>246115

He's seemed to be writing them here, then posting on TFT later.

Bump. You won't escape that easily, Jexx

>>253971

Actual bump, removing sage

>>254116

Quit blueballing us you nigger. Give us some closure

>>254116

It's your own fault to creating an adorable dragon waifu!

Your a victim of your own success.

>>254116

I feel the leg I've lost, the arm I've lost.

The phantom pain, it still lingers.

Now finish the fucking story.

>>258119

did Bromont take over your mind or something?

>>258119

Can I have the English translation please?

>>258200

SHE WENT IN THE FUCKING GARBAGE CAN WITH ENGINEERING CYOA AND THE REST O MY FUCKING MISTAKES.

>>258208

>literally a concoction of my most hated attributes in women boiled down into a senseless perpetual teenage facebooking redditor who was intended as a nat 1 consequence in a bad thread.

>I synthesize cancer of the purest quality that ought to burn whomever so much as looks at it without filtered goggles

>finest creation.

You're a fuckng nigger.

>>258221

Knowing the stair-licking butter-gremlin Jexx himself and his 300 pound fingers, they're probably still making cancerous memes together, because in his fantasy he has a chance.

>>258228

Then make up for your guilt by answering the question at the end of my post and telling us what Mimikins looks and acts like, or at the very least allow us to decide ourselves in this thread and then make it canon.

jesus christ people learn to sage

>>258222

>>258228

Nice job not revealing your true identity, Starglider.

>>258230

I'll make my pocket drawfag Snowy draw Mimikins sometime these next few days

WHERE IS THE MIMIKINS, CUXX, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE MIMIKINS

Jexx you nigger, update this already.

Fuck.

>>269587

This story is dead. Give up already.

>>269587

I think you will find that you are the nigger, nigger.

Jexx inspired me to learn how to write stories, so I can do weekly updates instead of bi-annual updates.

>>270621

kill yourself you filthy nigger

I woke up with a sore back, lying flat against something unpleasantly hard. Fuckin’ scales. You can’t just be all soft c-

I paused midway through my stretch, unable to move my hands any further. Wait, what? I opened my eyes, but it was still pitch-black. I struggled, but I couldn’t figure out what was holding me down.

“E-Elle? Look, this isn’t funny, okay? Let me go!”

“Aaah, finally awake, are we?” a monotone voice said, before a number of braziers around the room exploded into threatening-looking purple flame.

I was blinded for a few seconds, but I finally got my bearings. There was Celia, from the student council. And… shit, I thought they were joking about the dungeon thing.

It looks like she strapped me to some kind of metal operating table in her basement. There were a disconcerting number of surgical and garden tools hanging from the walls. Is she actually going to…? She’s just trying to scare me, right?

“Do you expect me to talk, Celia?”

“No, Mister O’Neill, I expect you to cum.” She held up a… is that…?

“NONONONONONONONONONONONO!” I yelled, tugging vainly against the restraints on the table.

She scoffed, moving closer. “What’s the matter? Aren’t you into this kind of thing?”

“I’LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! DON’T DO IT!”

“I already know everything, you silly boy. Now, I suggest you relax. I couldn’t find a dragon-tail dildo any smaller than this one, and I wouldn’t want any… unnecessary pain for you.”

FUCKNOCUNTSHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

My internal and external screaming was cut off by a ryu walking into the room.

“Hey, Celia, are you- …What, exactly, are you doing with MY Alfred?”

“What? I was… this is… an experiment, of course!”

The Ryu huffed in anger. “That’s MY prize you’re playing with, Celia.”

“Look, why can’t you just share? I promise not to break him.”

“ABSOLUTELY NOT. And if you ask again, there’s going to be consequences.” She cleared her throat, then looked to me with a creepy smile. “I’m sorry about all that, my dear. Besides, my tail is a much better size for you, anyway.”

“W-what? Why am I here?”

“OH! Um, well, you see, there was that stupid dragon always following you around, and giving you a hard time, and touching you, and making you have sex with her, so I thought I’d just steal you away from her, you little treasure!”

“What? No, no! That’s not… I mean, she was kind of mean, but we worked everything out! We’re, uh… going out now.”

The ryu’s eyes turned cold and she leaned in over top of me. “I don’t think you understand, do you, treasure? You’re MINE now, fair and square! Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you and love you and take care of our eggs and I’ll even lick you clean when you get dirty! Even your feet! Is it nice, having feet, by the way? I… well, don’t tell anyone, but I’m excited to see what you can do with them. I-in the bedroom, I mean. Oh! But I guess this is going to have to be our bedroom now, and-”

“LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!” The there was a loud bang against the door, then a moment of silence.

“You blundering idiot! Now they… I TOLD you that you wouldn’t be able to do it! Get out of the way!”

“Wait, wait, let me go in first, I’ll do her a real boop!”

Suddenly, a purple cat with a hat that said ‘world’s worst waifu’ appeared on the student council president’s shoulder and poked her in the nose, yelling “BOOP!” at the top of her lungs, loud enough to be heard over the sound of the door exploding into splinters.

“THAT’S MY FUCKING TREASURE YOU SLIMY WORM!” Elle shouted.

“YOU!” The ryu shouted, trying to shake the cat off her shoulders.

The ensuing fight was almost too fast to watch. In an instant, Elle was wrestling the ryu, yelling angrily. Dylan, who had been standing in the hall up to that point, attempted a dramatic roll into the room, only to fall flat on his face, nearly crushing the fleeing lich underneath himself.

“I- uh… dammit. I forgot my line. Um… RANCH!” he yelled, squeezing two bottles attached to the sides of his fedora.

The dragons, previously evenly matched, were covered in the white goo, while Mimi tried to catch as much as she could with her mouth, filthy slut that she was. Elle grinned cruelly as she noticed the ryu begin to slide, her tail unable to grip the ranch-slick floor.

The two fell into a heap of swinging claws and flailing tails, until Elle came out on top, sitting smugly on top of the defeated student council president.

“Well, that solves that problem, doesn’t it?” Elle said. “Now, why don’t we work out a niiiiice deal where you don’t touch MY fucking boyfriend again, hmm? How about you step down from the student council, as well, actually?”

The ryu spat on the floor and struggled. “Like I would, you lizard whore! We all know who that boy belongs to! I’ll step down when that piece of ass lying over there is mine.”

“I think you’ve forgotten your position, president.” The dragon raised her fist again, then stopped, grinning. “Actually, why don’t we negotiate? Bring Ms. Sex Dungeon over here, would you, ranch boy?”

The lich was tossed in a heap with the ryu, the salad dressing starting to soak into their clothes. Elle snapped a picture of them on her phone, then tapped something out. “Now, you two, how about this? You leave MY man alone, and I’ll leave YOUR reputation alone, huh?”

The ryu look incensed. “What the hell are you talking about?”

“Hmm? Oh, I just thought you might want to avoid having the principal see how much fun you had at this little bukkake party of yours, since you seem to hate that PDA stuff so much.”

Her eyes widened. “No. NO! NO NO NO! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!”

“What do you mean? Of course I can. See, here’s the principal’s cell number right here. Ooh, maybe I could send it to a few friends of mine. They’re a bit gossipy, so I hope you don’t mind if they share it a bit.”

“I’LL DO IT! JUST STOP!”

“You will? Oh, good. Actually, why don’t we talk about that pesky PDA rule, as well. I want it gone so people don’t get the wrong idea of who cute little Al belongs to.”

“But… y-you can’t! Not that too!”

“Ah, ah, ah. Don’t worry, I’ll try to keep it from being TOO inappropriate.”

“F-fine! Just delete that picture!”

“So you’re staying away from Al, FOREVER?”

“YES!”

“And you’re retiring from the student council?”

“YES!”

“And your rule about PDA is out the door?”

“FOR GOD’S SAKE, YES!”

“Oh, good. Then it doesn’t matter if I send these pictures to people, does it?”

The ryu looked on in shock as Elle hit ‘send.’

***

The next day, I sat down for lunch at my usual table. Elle had pulled me out of the cafeteria line and shoved a lunch into my hands before she ran off, muttering something about ‘not misunderstanding’ or something, so I was alone. A few girls behind me were chatting noisily about the student council debacle, and how Kalidra and Catherine were the only ones who had actually stepped up to replace them.

There were couples holding hands, and I’m pretty sure that anubis was jerking off her boyfriend under the table in the least sneaky way imaginable. Life was good. The seat next to me groaned under a heavy weight. Dylan had sat down next to me, but he had his eyes down and wasn’t saying anything. An awkward moment passed before I realized that he was probably still upset about losing his wizardhood.

I slid a little closer, trying to ignore the stench of sweat, mountain dew and depression. “Heeey, buddy, how ya doin’?”

He didn’t say anything, so I tried again. “Soooo… I heard you went to the party. Pretty wild, huh?”

He tensed up and pulled his fedora a little lower. I probably wasn’t going to get anything out of him, so I went back to eating lunch. I was halfway through the applesauce that I’d been so lucky to receive when he spoke up.

“I know. I’ve committed a grave sin. Not only against wizardkind, but you AND myself, as well. I was supposed to be the shining example of true wizardhood, but I faltered, and now I’m the laughingstock of my imageboards.” He sighed deeply and looked away. “…But in my own defense, at least the ass was phat.”

I think it was a good ten seconds before I recovered enough to have the spoon fall out of my mouth.

***

Several months later…

Wow, my senior year was just about over. It seemed like just last month, I was getting extorted by Elle. Now, I was driving home with her leaning on my shoulder, almost asleep. She volunteered to help the Poetry Club clean up after their end of the year party. Juno was also there, having been released from juvie and subsequently allowed back into the school. However, she opted not to have me drop her off, preferring her own car.

“Mmmhhhey, Alfred?” Elle mumbled, squeezing my arm softly.

“Yeah, what?”

“Could you… maybe…”

I waited patiently.

“…Take me to your house first?”

“Would your mom be okay with it?”

“Probably?”

Good enough for me, I guess. I change my intended route and pulled up to my house. My dad’s Volkswagen wasn’t in the garage, so I could only assume he was still on his date tonight. Hey, that meant we had the house all to ourselves!

“Elle, my dad isn’t home.” I told her as we pulled into the driveway.

I see her tail twitch in the backseat, and no sooner do I put the car in park does she pull me out of the car. “Are you fucking serious? We’ve got to go up to your room and fuck RIGHT NOW!”

“No way, fag.” I said smugly.

Elle gave me the most intense death glare I’d ever witnessed.

“I’m just kidding, geez.”

“You better be.” She pouted, then dragged me into the house by the collar of my shirt.

* * *

“So, how do you wanna do this tonight? We could do that roleplaying thing you always wanted to do… You know, where I’m a vicious dragon and you’re a princess getting sacrificed to me~?”

“Wait, don’t you mean prince?”

Elle gave me a lecherous grin, then pounced on me, holding her tail up at me menacingly. “Nope.”

“W-what? No, that’s a bit too intense for m-”

I got cut off when she shoves something slimy and long into my mouth, I had a massive panic attack for about two seconds before I realized it was just her tongue. After she broke the kiss, Elle reached for my shirt and tore it off.

“Here’s something they don’t teach you about dragons: Marking their mate.”

I gulped. “I’m afraid to ask for details.”

Elle grinned. “All dragons tailpeg their mate, it’s a way of marking him as ours, and makes sure no other dragons will try to take you for their own.” She started to snake her tail down to my rear.

“Oh god, ohgodohgodohgod.” I grabbed the carpet, trying to pull myself away, but I should have known that trying to escape her iron grip was always futile.

Just before certain doom, however, we heard the front door burst open, followed by the sound of two adults macking on each other.

“Ara? Looks like your dad is back from his date…” Elle pulled her tail back, retreating to a safe distance from me.

“Already? Shit, this might put a damper on our evening. I guuuuess we’ll havetopostponeit~” I silently thanked my lucky stars, saved by the bell.

“Mmmm, I actually think this makes it even better. Picture it. We’re upstairs playing hide the salami while your old man is plowing his date on the kitchen table! And they aren’t any the wiser!” Elle’s tail started to wag unsettlingly fast, like this was really exciting her.

“Oh, you’re one of those hopeless types, aren’t you?” I teased, giving her ass a hearty smack at ‘hopeless.’

“Mmph, if your dad catches us in the middle of it, promise me you’ll finish right in front of him.” She cooed, pinning my arms above my head and leaning in for a kiss.

Suddenly, I heard them fumbling their way up the stairs, my dad saying something muffled from the other side. I could vaguely make out ‘he’s not going to be home for another half hour’ and ‘it’ll be quick’

Oooooh god.

“ShitshitSHIT! Uh… we have to go NOW, Elle.”

“I agree, we need to get this show on the road!”

“No, I mean we REALLY need to go. Like, right now.”

“What? But we just started! Don’t tell me you’re getting cold feet.”

“I-It’s not that! It’s just that my dad is-”

The door flew open, immediately silencing everyone. Sure enough, it was my dad, who had his arms wrapped around a tall, well proportioned dragon woman that looked unsettlingly familiar.

After about thirty seconds of nobody saying a word, Elle’s mom finally broke the awkward silence. “Hi sweetie!”

“MOM!? What are you doing here?” Elle blushed profusely and scrambled off of me, though at this point, trying to act like we weren’t up to something naughty was useless.

“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out, Elle.”

Elle looked at me, then at her mom, then at my dad, then back at her mom. “I… why? Why him?”

Jexxica looked almost offended by her question. “Because he’s such a sweetheart, and he makes me feel 120 years younger! Sure he can be a bit dorky, but… like father, like son, hmm?”

“Yeah, though it seems like we were interrupting… something, so Jexxica and I are going to get out of your hair, alright?” My dad said, reaching for Jexxica’s butt.

“Woahwaitwaitwait. You aren’t getting off that easy, why were you two coming up to my room?” I pressed, clenching my hands, which happened to be resting on Elle’s breasts.

“D-don’t worry about it?” My dad bullshitted.

“Dad, I swear to god, you’re going to tell me right now or I’m going to DEFILE this daughter RIGHT HERE AND NOW, and become a father straight out of high school.”

“Oh come on, that’s playing dirty.”

“NOT AS DIRTY AS YOU, APPARENTLY! YOU WERE ABOUT TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND’S MOTHER IN MY ROOM!”

“Well… Look, it’s not like we were doing any harm! We always cleaned up and washed everything, so it was like we were never even there!”

“Dad! Fucking… No! It’s NOT fine! Why were you even coming in here do do that?”

“It’s… uh… you’ll understand when you’re older, son.”

“What? Are you just trying to get out of this?”

“Al, sweetie, it’s just that when you get to our age, you need a little bit of… spice in your relationship. We didn’t mean anything by it.” Jexxica chimed in.

“Wait… does that mean your tail’s been…”

Jexxica gave me a wink and a coy smile, but didn’t say anything.

***

Perspective switch, you are now dragon pussy

I’d never seen a human look so pathetic before, and I’ve seen Al looking pretty bad. It wasn’t even cute this time. Well, maybe it was a little cute, but it was mostly feeling bad for him. I nearly had to knock mom over trying to get out the door when he crawled under her legs, he managed to get the bathroom door closed before I realized what was going on.

“Hey… buddy… you alright in there?”

I didn’t hear anything but the lid of the toilet seat lifting. Oh, god, did mom traumatize him so much he needs to sit down?

I was about to try talking to him, but I was cut off by a heaving sound from inside and that disgusting, wet sound. Oh god. He was vomiting. My throat started burning. Why did it have to be puke? I could handle plenty of gross stuff, but puke was… Oh god, even thinking about it was making me want to puke more. I covered my ears and leaned against the door, trying not to think about it.

I saw Al’s dad creeping away, dragging mom behind him by her hand. She gave me an uncomfortable look, then looked away awkwardly, itching her cheek.

I had to wait a few minutes before Al finally came crawling back out of the bathroom, looking maybe even more pathetic than when he’d gone in. I kneeled down, but he just buried his pale-looking face into my lap and gave an uncomfortable whine.

“Soooo… we fucking? Or nah.” I asked as I caressed his head.

“Yeah, sure, whatever.” He replied, partially muffled by my thighs.

“Hrmmm…” He didn’t really sound into it. Think Elle, think! You’re his girlfriend now, you should at least try to cheer him up.

“Eheh… b-boy that was awkward wasn’t it?”

Alfred nodded, it was so subtle that the only way I knew he did was because I felt his head moving on my thighs.

“And, uh… just think, if things keep going well between them, they could get married, and this would technically be incest, wouldn’t it? A-aha…ha…”

Alfred stirred, then lifted his head to look me in the eyes, revealing the face of a man who had been thoroughly broken.

“Well, since they left us alone again, you wanna…” I made a vulgar gesture with my hands.

“Yeah, sure, whatever.”

I decided to have a bit of fun with him. “Oh? So you mean I can tailpeg you now?”

He flopped over onto his back, then slid off his pants, his arms laying limp at his sides. He shut his eyes and whined uncomfortably, but didn’t say anything, resigning himself to it.

“Uhhh, I was kidding, Al.”

He continued to whine.

“Eh, fuck it. I always thought incest was pretty kinky anyway.”

And then everyone got sad handjobs that night. The End.

>Epilogue maybe.

>>274529

Wow, Jexx has actually completed something…

>>274556

I've still got stuff on here I've written recently, I just don't namefag anymore so you probably don't know it was me.

>>186822 (OP)

D

Pastebin with full story when?

>>275704

Thank you for this meaningful contribution to this thread.

>>275760

Technically yes becausei have to modbump it to revive it.

>Jexx finally finished dragon bully

it was okay I guess