Yes, hello /monarchy/ this is your new king speaking, King 3d Tiger Face the First, I crown myself today because I see that this god fearing land of peasants has not enough sense of leadership to have picked one by now, so I decree by the gods to be your king, and you shall follow my rule peacefully and without resistance.
THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE KING, FALSE PRETENDER.
Allow me to introduce you to your new royal court.
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