Hahaha this is totally nothing like million dollar extreme.

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anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 14:38:55 No.7783

Hahaha this is totally nothing like million dollar extreme.

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 16:00:05 No.7784

jews

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 17:27:48 No.7785

Fun fact: After hitting their bar for success they actually shut down their patreon because they didn't want to keep squeezing their fans.

This is something Sam has never done.

Somehow Sam Hyde is more Jewish than actual Jews.

Let that sink in.

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 17:47:53 No.7786

>>7785

They make YouTube money. Sam isn't allowed to.

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 17:51:19 No.7787

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>>7785

Just out of curiosity, why do you come here if you hate MDE so much?

Just gets my knoggin joggin.

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 18:07:41 No.7789

>>7786

Your point? Sam made a lot of crypto money and like 20k a month off his gumroad subs (not to mention stuff like merch sales). And yet he keeps his patreon up and has ppl paying him for sitting on his ass.

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 18:23:47 No.7790

>>7783

Yeah, you’re right. They’re really not that similar and Ethan and hila are funny and creative and good at their jobs (although not exactly my sense of humor)

MDE was far more like TIM&ERIC than h3h3 is like MDE

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 18:26:03 No.7791

>>7783

Still laughing about how Sam got out jewed for the $4.5k earlier this year, what a naive little goy

anonymous 10/01/18 (Mon) 22:56:13 No.7799

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>>7783

yeah it's fuckin gay

anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 15:43:10 No.7844

somehow Sam looks more jewish than Hila

anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 17:12:07 No.7853

>>7785

Somehow I’m starting to think you’re jewish

anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 17:53:59 No.7859

>>7785

fuck you i ain't letting strange sinks in my house you nigger

anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 21:59:07 No.7875

>>7789

>your point

They can rely on jewtube because they're kikes. Sam cannot.

anonymous 10/02/18 (Tue) 22:27:30 No.7877

Who would win in a fight between rogan, ethan, and sam. We're assuming standard street rules.

anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 00:19:37 No.7884

>>7877

Sam's a whitebelt. He'd wipe the floor with em!

anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 00:21:22 No.7885

>>7877

Rogan could kill both Hyde and Klein with his bare hands

anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 03:00:21 No.7893

>>7783

i hate when h3 drags a joke on for like 3 minutes as if it got funnier with time. all they can do is express their dislikes towards things they cant really make it into anything interesting to watch

>>7877

rogan would kick them both into the next dimension

anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 03:17:34 No.7895

sam hyde is a nonce

anonymous 10/03/18 (Wed) 04:39:10 No.7931

>>7877

Sam is my dad and he would own both of their gay asses

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 04:13:51 No.8015

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>>7799

But I thought the premise of this thread is they "aren't" trying to bite Scamberg Hydlestien style?

btw im jew

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 04:22:27 No.8017

>>8015

this is somehow reminiscent of mde, shlomo? because sure

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 10:58:01 No.8027

>>7787

Noggin does not begin with a k

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 11:09:19 No.8033

>>7877

I have a feeling Sam would try to cut a deal to get Ethan on his side to team up against Rogan.

Still

Joe Vs Ethan= Joe slaughters him

Joe Vs Sam= Aldo Sam is a big guy and would likely get some hits on Rogan I would have to say:

1.If it goes to the ground Sam Hyde is fucked,even if Joe can't take him down he could still pull guard and scramble to a good position

2. Standing up Sam has no chance,he would be eating kicks repeatedly and he couldn't outbox him. I think that Rogan could however fuck himself up if he went with high kicks since Sam's too tall and could easily slam him

I would have to go with Rogan 8-9/10 of the times

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 11:26:40 No.8037

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>>8033

Expanding:

Ethan Vs Sam: Sam would end up knocking him out or at least batter the dude pretty badly,he couldn't out grapple him or out strike him. Sam is bigger, stronger and a better Fighter than Ethan.

So Ethan is out of the question,he's basically just a easy prey for both Sam and Rogan.

Now to expand the watch up of Sam Hyde Vs Joe Rogan

For Sam:

>Put the pressure against Joe Rogan and use his size to his advantage

>Try to catch a kick and go for a slam

>Big heavy charged up punches(no chance of him outboxing Rogan but he could easily get a lucky K.O)

>Have a tight guard,go mostly for hooks,knees to the face from the clinch and maybe some dirty boxing

>If it goes to the ground try to get up asap,if you are on top and he's locking you in try to ground and pound Rogan

Now for Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan:

>Keep the distance from Sam at all times

>Hit Sam with low kicks,body kicks, forget the spinning back kicks or high kicks

>Work on that Jan and quick 1-2s to weigh him down

>After he's already tired go for the k.o

>If grappling do not go for clinch throws,just quick double legs or singles and if it fails scramble to a solidified position

>Work on chokes primarily since you don't want Sam slamming you in concrete when you are going for an armbar

>Knees from the clinch are fine,but since Sam's a big guy don't try to collar tie him for too long-close up-knee- get in distance again

>Target Sam's legs,belly and ribs/liver

>Keep your guard up at all times and make sure you are using lots of head movement and quick footwork

An example of a fight between Sam and Rogan could be:

-Sam swings some hooks at Rogan

>Rogan covers up,and hits sam with some 1-2-3 and Lands a good hook

- Sam reaches close to Rogan has Rogan hits him with leg kicks

>Rogan throws a quick knee but Sam hits him with some punches

- Sam charges at Rogan

>Rogan hits him with a 1-2 follows with a body kick and gets Sam rocked

-Sam covers up

>Rogan hits him with a big right hand,Sam is damaged and tries to clinch/throw Rogan

>Rogan gets sams back and chokes him out with a RNC

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 18:10:00 No.8040

I would be scared to fight either one but what's the point of martial arts if you could just bring a knife

If i had a knife i wouldent be scared of ethan or joe rogan or even sam hyde. Catch me smoking PJ reds under the bridge with my assisted open waiting faithfully in my pocket. I would love to see some tought turkey have his way with a knife wielding chimp like me. I'll cut your fuckin balls off dude shut your mouth

anonymous 10/04/18 (Thu) 23:34:04 No.8050

>>8037

baste autistic post

anonymous 10/05/18 (Fri) 05:28:45 No.8070

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>>7785

When Million Dollar Extreme still had their YouTube channel. It was never monetized in the first place, it was always fan funded.

Via donations and merch.

However MDE is dead, and these days Sam is nothing but an ebegging whore.

anonymous 10/05/18 (Fri) 08:46:11 No.8085

It's obvious that Sam was inspired by Ethan you fucking faggot retards. Watch theneedledrop podcast #33 smh

anonymous 10/06/18 (Sat) 01:11:12 No.8120

>>7790

> Ethan and hila are funny and creative and good at their jobs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anonymous 10/06/18 (Sat) 11:04:30 No.8144

tfw you realize these jews are more trad than Sam and also capable of procreating while Sam is fucking teens in the ass with his broken dick

anonymous 10/07/18 (Sun) 03:15:21 No.8207

>>8144

Cool story kike

anonymous 10/07/18 (Sun) 04:42:26 No.8210

>>7785

yeah, theyre rich as fuck, sam lives in a car and eats uncooked box pasta. let that sink in.

anonymous 10/07/18 (Sun) 13:40:49 No.8236

>>8210

another dumb nigger that just lets anything in their home

anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon) 20:01:55 No.8424

>>7785

Maybe jews being greedy is nothing but a stale meme at this point.

anonymous 10/08/18 (Mon) 20:11:43 No.8426

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>>8424

Yeah no it’s not dying anytime soon