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Times You ON THERE'd anonymous SAGE! 01/24/19 (Thu) 02:35:15 No.16210
ITT: times you totally ON THERE'd
>be me
>yesterday
>want to ask out girl
>remember wise old Sammy's sage advice
>"hey bitch you should suck my dick ON THERE"
>"ok here's my number"
it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 03:26:06 No.16228
Hah sarcasm. Very amusing.
Perhaps instead of taking everything literally you should be nice to the girl, go on dates and swear your loyalty to her before even thinking about something like that ;) Just a protip
anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 03:27:54 No.16230
>>16228
No you need to best her to be redpilled. That is the key to making a trad family. Just ask Sam. He fucks kids in the ass.
anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 10:46:54 No.16239
shut up retard ON THERE
anonymous 01/24/19 (Thu) 19:52:02 No.16260
Lmao he picked up the phrase from a car salesman referring to features on a car and thought it would be funny to use it in other situations. It's not actual advice — it's just an evolution of "random xD" tier humor.
anonymous 01/25/19 (Fri) 07:09:20 No.16316
>>16230
>implying that sodomizing children isn't trad
The arabs are pretty good at that sort of thing and they're super trad