/mde/ - MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME

nah bro u don get it hes busting ass working hard 16 hours a day for a shitload of projects like video games, WP s2, KSTV2, amazing hydewars monologues, n writing all this sick ass comedy all the meanwhile hes banging hot broads, riding hogs and pickups and basically being an alpha, so u should keep paying him and maybe if hes feeling generous one night after cumming inside some playboy model he might throw us scrubs a bone with some fresh content, kapiche???

>>15439

i thought he said kstv2 was sent out to editors already and that jaihoo just needed to be typeset… and that was last february. what has he been DOING all year? how can anyone pretend to be satisfied with a year of shitty teaser trailers and the boring rants he puts out once every three months?

then again you have to remember the people still sending him money are high schoolers who genuinely think that saying "on there" after every sentence is a funny and brilliant life hack

>the people still sending him money are high schoolers who genuinely think that saying "on there" after every sentence is a funny and brilliant life hack

the thought of somebody doing this IRL is nuts. plus you just know they'd think they're super clever for using le quirky internet inside joke IRL

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>>15457

I genuinely believe Sam is telling the truth about the guy who used it to close. Since I saw that one I've rewatched a couple of HW episodes and he's been saying it without anyone realising.

Watch HW23 and check out 4:55 and 23:25, he probably legit uses it for shit. It's not magic or anything, there are just certain psychological persuasion techniques that work most of the time.

>>15457

oh wow it really works on there

>>15473

why would you follow the advice of someone who doesn't take their own? you're not getting any sage wisdom out of hydewars. just the projection and roid-rage rants of a bitter closeted man whose career is at a dead end

>>15477

Lmao we're talking in the other thread as well aren't we.

HW has helped me with tons of shit, his talks about perfectionism, perfect is the enemy of the good etc, learning to bite your tongue and that life is a popularity contest, the scott adams book, the importance of having loyal and reliable people to work with, telling people a story when they get in your way. This shit is top notch and if it doesn't relate to your life maybe you are just a worker drone.

>>15481

good for you if you found some videos that helped you. but if you actually think sam is even remotely the person he pretends to be in his videos (or abides by the philosophy he spouts in them) it's probably just better to get off this site and go back to youtube. the people who criticize him on this site aren't triggered leftists. most of us are former fans

>>15482

brb gotta check on my diaper sex slave locked upstairs

>>15482

I think he is at least remotely like that yeah, and I definitely believe the shit he talks about comes from real life experience because I relate to a lot of it.

Honestly I don't come to this site often because all it is is /samhate/.

Also most of you are one girl that literally got pumped and dumped by Sammy but I believe you that you are a disillusioned former fan. We all just want the sketches back but I believe they're coming.

>>15484

does it matter whether someone fucked him as long as they were once a genuine fan who looked up to & respected a figure who in return only treated them like actual shit? just a hypothetical scenario.

aight good luck bruh. hope you keep finding content that helps you like sam's stuff does, not being sarcastic

>>15485

Hypothetically the person that fucked him and now hypothetically has serious resentment and unresolved issues might get some closure from reaching out to him, perhaps he did treat that person like shit, people make mistakes, I personally just don't believe he's a guy who is inherently evil, he strikes me as a pretty reasonable and up front guy.

All the best to you too for real, peace n luv, jah bless!

>>15486

idk maybe you should start taking some of sam's advice

https://ytcropper.com/cropped/Zo5c3c854ebce17

>>15482

>the people who criticize him on this site aren't triggered leftists

the lady doth protest too much

>>15439

New stuff should be dropping soon according to Sam's twitter (i.e the rebranded Crush500 episode "Happy World Daddy" or something). Apparently this year is the year of his return to fame or something. Whether that's the case remains to be seen. Personally, I have faith in Sammy. He may be a somewhat shitty person but I think he has a genuine passion for the work he does, even if it can take forever for it to actually come out.

>>15518

Wishful thinking bud. I wish you retards could see how little Sam actually does on a day to day basis. He spends more time dedicated to destroying his body with roids, fast food and fucking random girls and teens then he does to legitimate work. I am genuinely amazed that so many people don't realize he is a literal scam artist with a desire to fuck hs kids and have his lavish lifestyle funded by guilable teenagers.

>>15518

Soon™

>>15519

What can I say, I guess I'm just too much of an optimist at times.

>>15523

the only people that think sam is genuine, actually smart and going to have a comeback is those who haven't been watching mde for long

or have only been involved from a distance via le school shooter he cannot get away with it meme.

the "new stuff" is things he outsourced to his wannabe dickriders to edit while he does shit all. sam knows mde is over he just wants to scrape some money together so he can fuck around for a few years and probably return to work as a video editor for some mattress company's advertisements

>>15481

That's all cool, but if the advice is so good, why is the man giving it to you a failure of a human being?

TBH i don't really understand the whole mindset of Sam Hyde

Particularly at this point in time

Hear me out, his show gets canceled, he still has heaps of fans, tonnes of goodwill behind him. He then proceeds to make videos like that one where he puts out a cigar in an ashtray and walks away with the camera running. At this point you have to ask, was that irony or was it something he really believes ?

Ultimately it's up to him to be "tight", to say "this is what i've done in the past, pay if you even wants 2 seconds of my time", that's fair enough, but ultimately is a good strategy to implement if you want to remain in entertainment long term ? I'd say no. To some degree he needs to stop being fucking weird imho and follow some kind of model where he actively tries to engage prospective customers instead of either nothing or blanket shitting.

Just my 2c.

just saying , Sam has set up a situation where even if you did like him and wanted to support him, he's insulted you before you even do

he's set up a situation where, sure you can pay him, but you then also admit you're a cuck when you do. The cuck part shouldn't be necessary, never should have been necessary. It's why even if I wanted to I wouldn't subscribe right now to gumroad.

just saying man, why choose intellectual property as a hill to die on after you talk about life being great without patent law ?

freemasonry, not even once

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>>15559

You had me for a while but then you trailed off like a stoner or a drunk. I can't judge too harshly though. We've all posted in an mde drama thread under the influence and come off spergy as fuck at least once in the last couple of years.

>>15457

>aussie flag

Their culture is basically mass shitposting, so it makes sense they'd relate to Sam Hyde's current form

>>15557

>actively tries to engage prospective customers

then his whole facade would fall apart

it also goes against his bible, that book on the 48 laws of power or some shit he seems to follow religiously

he also has nothing to combat those marky/tranny accusations so he'd rather ignore then and pretend they don't exist

>>15558

hmmm

>>15577

>that book on the 48 laws of power or some shit he seems to follow religiously

wait, for real, lol?

>>15605

hmm

>>15605

don't violate the first law ok

>>15632

NEVER break the bro code

>>15558

you get gumroad for free if you've donated above like $20 on his patreon before, so if you weren't being a massive jew this whole time and actually threw him a bone for the 10 years he spent building up MDE you wouldn't have had to pay for gumroad now. I have a lifetime gumroad sub b/c i'm not a massive jew. tl;dr: sam's business model punishes jews, jews get furious, sam is /ourguy/

>>16146

so you have a free sub and get no new exclusive content. nothing for nothing. cool

>>16146

What about all the people that worked for free for Sam or got ripped off by him creating content for his shit lol. You guys act like Sam does everything when in reality he can't even wipe his ass without other people. That's why he hasn't put anything out in so long.

I thought it was supposed to be out by New Years. It’s Jan 27.