/mde/ - MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME

fucken post it then

This one seemed especially uninspired and repetitive but what can I say? I'm drunk at 5:51 AM and avoiding responsibility for yet another day.

This one gets too reflective at the end, I wonder if Sam is thinking about killing himself

>>11795

Goodness I hope so

>>11795

based if true

>>11795

I guarantee you if that's the case it's because he can't fix his dick.

post the link cucks

>>11800

https://mega.nz/#!Qkl1zKRQ!5ruC188UWYs4cEw9fA-Ki5tcYcVEhcd9vQE8TCNbmhU

>>11801

Hurry! Lilpimp917 take this guy down!

hmu when its on youtube or vodlii or something, i aint downloading shit 8]

when will tis fat kike off himself

>>11801

damn this is another low effort episode

this fat fuck thinks he can just ramble with kooky music in the background and it counts as content

This was Sad to watch. You can tell Sam is clearly losing it whether it is his fault or not I feel bad for the guy.

>>11803

you can watch it from that megalink without downloading it

>>11801

Somehow the guy's making less sense than Charls, and if you distilled out the rambling shit you'd just get the same thing you'd find in a Dale Carnegie book (never mind the fact that he's repeating shit from previous vids too). I want that hour I spent watching his garbage back.

Why is Sam talking out of his ass about money when the guy would be in a gutter without his bitcoin trust fund? The only thing that video confirms is that literally every about Sam revolves around being a kike.

RECAP: you can get a sad glimpse into his life via his retarded rambling about women, money and his life drama while simultaneously lowering your IQ

>>11810

Sam only ever cared about money which should be clear to everyone by now. Those retards saying hes like the Diogenes of our time clearly don't know anything about Diogenes because he wasn't some materialistic kike. Sam's obsession with cars as indicators of someones status, value or personality is annoying kike shit as well. You can tell this guy probably did rip off everyone around him in order to buy all those motorcycles and cars plus whatever else he's wasting money on. Sam also made a lot of money off of the collective legacy of MDE and didn't seem to share it with those around him. He doesn't even pay James Price or people who contribute music to his projects but has long rambling videos about how not to do creative work for free. The only reason to watch this guy at this point is to laugh at what a disaster he's become or take a lesson in hypocrisy.

wtf is that "on there" shit about its so fucking annoying and unfunny holy shit

Lol at Sam telling people not to waste time on "girl shit"

Sam ruined his life multiple times by chasing pussy because he's an impulsive sex freak

He ruined the whole last year , the office, and the legacy of MDE for everyone because all the cared about was pussy. It's become pretty clear to me the only things he ever cared about were money and pussy.

>guy who mooched off his rich parents, went to art school and has no practical skills rambles on for the millionth time about how to make money and have practical skills and not go to college

no thanks

>>11814

It’s like an alcoholic warning you about alcoholism. Is it hypocrisy, or experience?

>>11818

It's hypocrisy when he doesn't own up to any of his own mistakes. He just keeps on about how toxic everyone around him is and other peoples issues.

>>11817

Sam does seem to have a huge blackhead on his nose in the latest Hydewars that I don't see in older videos, but beyond that I'm not sure what you're talking about.

>>11820

https://youtu.be/dS5JGYIrEDI

It been there a long time lol wonder if he ever figured out what is it

>>11822

damn he used to be cute and likeable :(

>>11822

Funny video but I don't see it there

>>11823

He still cute and likable

>>11825

Check 1:20 he’s talking about it

>>11830

he looks like shit

I cannot believe this guy gets pussy without paying for it

>>11831

I honestly love the way Sammy looks rn :-)

>>11832

Are you the psychotic thot with the tumblr who wants sams dick? If so post tumblr

>>11833

Nope just a different random girl with a crush

>>11834

Why do you have a crush on a sociopathic pedophile nazi from a failed comedy show

>>11834

you should hit up Sammy I'm sure now that his career is dead he has plenty of time to sodomize you

>>11836

I would if he didn’t have a gf :’(

>>11837

He doesn’t care lol. He might even make you his other gf

>>11837

doesn't matter that he has a gf he's a serial cheater I mean ALPHA MALE

he said he had a break up recently in this episode but it could have been an old video since usually the stuff he puts out was shot 6 months to a year previously

I can’t watch this until late tn and idk if I will. Usually I just skim the yt transcripts

>>11840

don't watch it it sucks seriously is a waste of time

>>11839

He said he had 16k twitter followers so it couldn’t have been too long ago

>>11792

"I wouldn't get out of bed for 15,000$." What a douche.

>>11858

He's a spoiled, entitled bitcoiner, what do you expect.

"If you want something from someone, tell a story." That sentence pretty much sums up HydeWars. Dude wants supporters to hang on and wait eagerly for the carrot at the end of a stick. Solution? Tell a story for two years straight and charge money for it.

>>11801

>there is no complaint department

>you get what you get

Nice "irony"

>>11814

To be fair, when he projects his own failures onto others, there might be something to learn when you view it through that lens. Sam is a cautionary tale.

>>11868

I could go to any bar on a weekday night and talk to failures without having to pay $5/mo

>>11834

The fact that women are attracted to Sam should be massive lifefuel for incels everywhere. Just take a ton of steroids, get fat, and kick a bitch in her teeth. Garynteed life change.

This board is a fucking cancer chamber and I hope it gets taken down.

All you guys do is steal Sams content and fucking complain about it, what the fuck have you ever done? Why do have such an elevated sense of entitlement?

Were you all deeply personally wronged by Sam?

How many of you are Joe Bernstein or a girl he fucked?

The funny thing is, I know for a fact that the reason you have no take-away from his episodes is because you are all completely uncreative, for a creative person HW is a fucking goldmine of solid advice you really will not find anywhere else from a dude who is EXTREMELY prolific despite what you fucking retards claim.

I'm in a very different field to him but the advice has been totally transferable and increased my productivity ten fold.

Don't even fucking reply to this because I'm not coming back, you can all rot in your echo chamber of malicious, vindictive criticisms whilst simultaneously spending HOURS of your pathetic lives consuming his content.

I might email him to see if he can get this place nuked.

Get fucked.

>>11870

only if they 6'4 or taller though

>>11871

Do you work for Sam or something? Cause that's the only thing that could justify such white-knight-faggetry

>>11873

it is, but can understand it as a response to the endless bitter and obsessed faggot girlposts here

>>11872

And have Internet notoriety. Normal dudes who take sams advice on women will end up in jail or in a gutter

>>11871

found the moralfag LARPer

>>11871

me too

>>11871

you probably think Juden Peterson is a philosophical genius too don't you

>>11871

Okay It's me. I'm Joe Bernstein. I despise Sam Hyde for the way he owned me epic style 2 years ago. He redpilled the masses [LIKE A BOSS], and I will never forgive him for it. That's why I made every single one of the anti-sam threads on this dead board, to trigger his zoomer redditor fanbase. Being that I work for buzzfeed and not the New York Times, I have a lot of free time on my hands.

>>11844

>250k for any diploma

WTF?????? what did mutts mean by this???

>>11890

Lol @this pic

Jesus Christ this board has become such cancer in the past few months

>>11899

if only Sam would stop putting out shit content so everyone didn't hate him :(

>>11907

if he put out a single - one- comedy video.. i mean a phone video, a 2 minute accent or something, i'd be able to go "oh yeah i remember why i liked him (his work, that is)". I fucking HATE hydewars. it was shit since like ep 4. Eggy in his care saying Take the Black Pill was more engaging and intriguing than and hw ep.

JUst make a fucking funny video for youtube and then when kstv or whatever comes out i'll buy it instead of saying

>nah that will just be weird since he's lost it

>>11910

I never liked hydewars either. I'm surprised no one around Sam told him it was shit this whole thing could have been prevented. He had a lot of support after the show got canceled and huge potential to make money but he blew it with his massive ego issues and lack of work ethic. Whole thing is sad he doesn't even seem like the same guy from a couple of years ago.

>>11910

Funny you mention Eggy because his free EggWars videos are more entertaining and he looks less shit than Sam does

>>11913

Eggy is cute even though he's ugly as shit. It's the same way Sam used to be cute when he actually had some charm and exuberance.

Didn't Eggy shoot KSTV2 last year? When the hell is that gonna come out? Why is Sam putting out this low effort shit when he could be putting out KSTV2? How long could it possibly take to edit that stuff doesn't he have a whole office of employees or am I missing something?

>>11917

my theory is the sub money is still rolling in despite what the spergs here say, and if it really starts to flag he's got kstv in the can to charge a whole new subscription for

>>11835

Lmao

>>11917

The thing about Eggy is he doesn't active try to make himself look like a jewish goblin and drool half chewed food in the camera like a retard while trying to speak from a place of authority.

>>11919

is that ever even coming out though? the guy who shot it did an ama on another sub I think /tv/ a while back and said he didn't even know if it was ever going to come out and also that he wasn't going to work for Sam again.

>>11924

>drool half chewed food in the camera like a retard while trying to speak from a place of authority.

that's actually good in comedy, it makes more room for the audience to enjoy a hearty laugh because a part of their brain isn't then balking at a bully punching down, because the bully has lowered themselves to a position of 'fool'. Spitting out yoghurt while you call fat bitches fat bitches is great.

I can't comment whether it works or not in the context of hydewars

>>11925

i thought that was about kstv 1 (which came out.. if you didn't notice somehow)

>>11927

>I can't comment whether it works or not in the context of hydewars

It's a fat hairy faggot sitting in a car with McDonald's spittle in his beard while trying to give you life advice it would be funny if it was ironic

>>11927

No I was talking about KSTV2 (incase you didn't notice)

here's the thread

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/102226174/

>>11872

is sam really 6'4" i see so many people saying that. how does he always look so short? How tall are chuck and antiques dad?

>>11939

>how does he always look so short

he's fat

>>11801

I watched like 3 minutes then deleted it, shit is not worth the space on my hard drive. Starting to feel like one of the anti-Sam shills myself.

The video was garbage, and so was that recent documentary. Ramblings of a man with no drive. Don't know if he had that much vision to begin with, but some of his stuff was alright. Those videos aren't good content, it's just drivel. Some guy talking about stuff people talk about. Woah, some Soundcloud artist is a retard?! Wow, how shocking. Don't get me wrong, I like to keep my ear to the ground and see what's going on, I think Hyde is alright in terms of output, he is in a good place potential-wise to really have some impact, but there is nothing going on here currently. Stale dogshit. Maybe his usual audience are all retards though and don't know, haha. The documentary was total shit and it's a shame because it could have been good given the allure of Sam Hyde as far as memes/comedy goes, should have done something like the 'Dig!' documentary, or something like that, which is unironically a great documentary.

Ramblings, like how you ramble to someone to not be so bored. Started shitting on people who don't read dogshit 'self-help' books, straight slave morality from the base of his spine because he hasn't read them himself or something. Mocking people who don't read Jordan Peterson? Some insight. Then he says you should listen to him because, "I have more money than you". Who's he addressing in this bit, exactly? Not me. The whole video was like this. I thought this guy was supposed to be at the cutting edge of comedy, and so on. Maybe he was at one point. I liked the other one where he talked about perfectionism but even then not all of that video was good either. Just don't understand the point of the videos in the car. Makes me wonder just who the fuck is paying for these videos? Lmao. Put out something good. If you have money, then put it to use and put out something good, not some bullshit rant sitting in a fucking car. Who the fuck cares? You can't have it both ways, you can't pretend to be on the 'edge' of something in terms of art, or whatever, while still sitting comfy. Nah, just doesn't work like that.

Just my 2 pence

>>11925

well yeah, hence the theory. it's done according to whoever

>>11947

I'm glad somebody else doesn't think that documentary was the best fucking thing ever. The documentary was boring. It was a bunch of nothing. I think people are acting like the documentary was so good because we genuinely haven't got a good meaty piece of MDE/Sam Hyde content is almost years

>>11840

Update: didn’t watch it. Too busy fornicating and my new guy didn’t want it playing softly in the bkgd

>>11951

Someone posted it and the interview with the guy on the other chan the other day and I watched it and just thought what is this shit? You put out this shit expecting people to watch it, or you endorsed this? Feel like I should have been paid to skip through that shit.

There comes a point though where I think you can only take so much 'bad' content or filler content from someone before you just tune out of their shit from that point onward. Less is better.

I realise I'm harsh with the criticism probably but I do like what he does and it's just a shame.

Surely he has a movie in him or something meaty as you say, and not just rants in cars.. maybe even a better documentary, something

>>11951

They think the documentary was so good because it was literally the most masturbatory project for mde fans ever. Just repeating/confirming exactly what most of them wanted to hear. Only interviewed Sam (only got one side of the story). Left no room to question the classic narrative his fans like to spout

>>11959

The guy in the interview said it was his "passion project" which really made me laugh.

>>11952

Haha u gay

>>11961

…me gay?

>>11961

:(

>>11962

>>11963

sorry fam fornicating with a guy is gay

>>11964

Proof?

Also

>assuming my gender

>>11965

well if you’re female then you’re a whore so whats the difference really? how many dicks have you had in you?

>>11966

Oh no I got called a whore on the internet. Weekend RUINED

>>11967

>>11966

>>11965

>>11964

>>11963

>>11962

>>11961

Shut the fuck up

>>11968

Yeah wouldn’t want to water down the quality content on this board.

Wow he called a bong a “weed bubbler”…

>>11927

>that's actually good in comedy

>Haha look you guys, I was only pretending to be a sad pathetic washed up husk of a man, isn't that great??

maybe he's just too believable

>>11934

most people aren't in a position desperate enough that they need advice from a guy like sam

>>11858

Dude, Sam is totally working class, he's totally relatable!

>father pays a quarter million for his education that he constantly shits on

>isn't grateful that his father paid for anything in his life

>thinks 15k is nothing

He has literally nothing in common with the people who enjoyed his content. MDE is an example of a bunch of privileged hipsters pretending to be working class and succeeded for awhile at it, but they forgot the fact that they're posers and started to just be themselves, that lost them everything. Sam has always been a con artist. No surprise he loves self-help books since they're written by the same crowd that he's part of.

>>11871

>I might email him to see if he can get this place nuked

Yeah, dude, you're totally just some random fan. JFL, literal cultist retards eating Sam's shit.

This was by far the worst anything Sam has released. He's passed the point of funny ugly to no one wants you around ugly. I guess the joke is this is a waste of time and all this "advice" is from past episodes?

I would recommend not wasting an hour and watching it. Its not even a trainwreck, its like the train stopped because they forgot to restock coal.

This was a weird one. 90% of the advice/anecdotes were given in previous HW or Sam vids in general, although it's kinda funny knowing the backstory of "on there". It also seems weird to charge for, tweet about, film, and edit such a useless vid unless it's filler or he's going loopy. My guess is Sam is either fixing to release something new and genuinely good ON IT or he's about to quit and probably kill himself ON THERE.

>>12013

It's a sellsman scam tactic, it's verbal hypnosis. You lull someone into a sense of comfort by repeating the same simple phrase over and over. The car salesman would repeat on-there over and over throughout a conversation, then at the end he would eventually get to the aprt where they would need to sign, and he could say, "Just sign, on there" without it feeling forced. It's hypnosis.

Him explaining "on there" was the only remark in this video that was interesting.

>>12013

Saying "on there" or any short little phrase like that at the end of each sentence in a professional setting will worsen the person you're talking to's judgement because they'll be actively or subconsciously distracted by and thinking about why you're saying "on there" so repeatedly. Kinda similar meta-persuasion like telling someone a long useless story.

>>12019

And such is the life of an aspiring lvl 1 slime.

>>12029

imagine thinking this. Imaging thinking the type of people who do industrial design (club pillhead jetski bros) are the same people who go to art school lmao

>>12029

Ok but industrial design, and even motion graphics, are applicable majors. Sam's told stories about jobs he's had doing motion graphics and it's obvious he hates professional work environments, take from that what you will about Sam's character.

>>12039

Is this real I know his step mother didn't let him go. Also "Sent from my iPhone" will never not be funny.

>>12041

his dad isn't dead

>>12042

his dad is a professor at Columbia

>>12042

Sam's said that his step mother told him he couldn't go to his fathers funeral in (I think a HydeWars) vid where he says his step mother told him that "you'll never regret not saying something". Sam's also said that he doesn't have a dad and that his dad is rich, so I don't know all the deets about Sam's dad I guess.

>>12045

whats his full name, if you know

>>12046

she meant in the future.

>>12048

Found him, Fred Hyde, Yale graduate.

>>12050

That's fucked.

>>12051

makes you wonder what kind of person Sam is to be barred from his fathers funeral before he even dies

>>12057

Yeah, picture got deleted but if that message was real he fucked up his dad's car and was generally ungrateful. Honestly probably more of a gripe with his step-mother than his father.

all u motherfckers around the studios with your boys hypin ur shit up… motherfuckers don't want to tell u that ur shit is WACK. because they're all YES MEN, sittin around, carrying your roady cases, being ur fuckin CHEERLEADERS. imma tell u str8… lookin the fuckin mirror, u WACK. that shit don't sound right, your mix ain't right, your vocals too low, your fucking cadence is off..

stage show weak

FUK U

>>12061

i jus tell it like it is joel!

>>12060

repost pic

>>12065

Damn, sounds like he was making a scene during a vacation or family gathering that's pretty manchildish if it's true.

>>12065

bruh! omg. what a POS LOL

>>12068

I wonder if this is related to his prius that got all smashed up when his friend took it off roading. Also where did you get these?

>>12068

wow it sounds like his stepmom is "crazy" and "toxic", sam doesn't have to own up to any of his own behavior!!!!

>>12068

typical trust funder

>>12068

>>12065

What a scumbag. Hard to believe his fans are in such denial over the shit coming out about him.

do you think sam paid taxes on his various incomes.. a lot of entertainers tend to forget to do that/not believe in it. usually black ones but i dunno something about sam…

>>12074

Probably too dumb to evade them tbh

>>12074

"The IRS's informant program has been around for more than 140 years. If you suspect a person is committing tax fraud and report it, you could receive up to 15% of the amount that has been underpaid, with a maximum award of $10 million. "

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f211.pdf

U need some solid info tho to stick it to him tho.

>>12075

more like too dumb to actually know how to pay taxes

>>12076

>>12077

This is the perfect opportunity for Channing to exact revenge.

>>12051

>Fred Hyde, Yale graduate

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/fred-hyde

Holy fuck, Sam's Dad wrote for Huff Po! Sam is literally everything he pretends not to be.

I honestly feel betrayed. Million Dollar Extreme was a scam.

>>12079

I mean I personally also grew up with a left leaning professor as a father and I still voted for Trump.

>>12065

>>12068

This is wild.

>>12080

you have literally no conception of what it's like to be white and lower class in this country, don't pretend you do

sam is a fraud

>>12082

>>12083

o ya i forgot muh sam hyde creatives all grew up "poor"

>>12082

also who did you vote for then faggot

>>12082

God that is such a dope rug

>>12089

High schooler detected. Trump was still an infinitely better choice than hillary… it's not always just about the candidate u simpleton

>>12090

>>12089

Think scotus. Do you think we'd have Kavanaugh if Hillary were in office? No, we'd prob have some TransFemme Blaq strongk womyn. Anyways, sam's stepmom sounds based and redpilled

>>12089

>not voting

literally wtf

also he's obviously being fucking sarcastic when he says that, how much do you think a professor at a university like columbia makes?

>>12091

Kavanaugh helped write the Patriot Act, you fucking mongoloid. JFL at you retards who care about shit like "muh feminism" "muh mgtow" none of that garbage matters.

>>12092

Never said trump was kosher. Far from it. I said he's infinitely better than hillary, which is true. And no I'm not from reddit and no i never said voting was the sole solution to preventing total societal collapse which will probably happen in 200-400yrs

>>12094

You're right. Hillary would've been much better! :) Bernie too.

>>12095

You have no clue what you're talking about, shut the fuck up and stop trying to give advice to people who live in the real world, you silver spoon sissy.

>>12097

Kek wow it's crazy how you know so much about me, especially because based on the demographic voting trends I'd be far more likely to be poorer/white/male if I openly support trump. Are you #StillWithHer?

>>12065

This sauce is why i keep checking this shithole.

As I've thought, it seems like he has a what would an alpha male do chip on his shoulder. "if i leave this car here and my parents cant move it, hahaHAhah alpha move. sam you smart beast"

They're all fucked because presumably they sent him to art school after he fucked up the red Mercedes, or at least even when he was a shit, they kept investing in him and feeding the entitled shit fire. Though I've little idea what its like to be in a family like that…

Sent from my iPhone

>>12098

No nigger it wouldn't.

>>12100

Yw for sauce even though the original one (free jaihoo book mega link check previous threads) was posted by cupcup

>>12102

wow u r one dumb motherfucker

>>12079

tried to tell you faggots this before

Sam grew up in Darien, CT and his dad lives in Ridgefield

literally platinum spoon nigger

>>12098

Trump was always a complacency plea deal, though I still doubt anything would actually happen if Hillary won. They would just release some new conservate reality tv show and punisher boomers would forget

>>12102

Loll no she’ll never be the dem nom. Trump could easily lose to any dem normal white male candidate with good traction in battleground states/ w blue collar workers. Not this bitch. “Socialism” is still a super scary word to so many Americans, even Dems

Trump needs to build the fucking wall though

>>12110

The wall was and is never going to happen. Literally called it in 2015.

>>12111

it'll happen if he gets re-elected deadass

>>12110

Just watch, Ortez is going to win. And your dumb ass will be shocked even though you've been warned.

>>12114

Thx for the warning bro

>>12112

He's never getting reelected because he did nothing he promised to do. He demoralized his base, he's a kike.

It's too fucking late even if the wall does get built. These brown hoards have been pouring in forever and they will continue to do so. All you have to do to know that the damage is done and will never be reversed is go to Texas or California. It's over. When I see MAGA fags trying to blast Euros on their immigration policies I almost wet myself.

>>12118

Are there any good countries to move to?

>>12119

Yeah but they don't want you most likely. Especially if you have to ask.

>>12121

Like I give a fuck, I'll go full spicnigger and wash dishes illegally or something. Give me the deets.

>>12118

Might as well just vote for the hispanic Ortiz lady and give up now… ur right :(

Learn about our political system. It’s impossible for trump or anyone else tonname the Jew or dabble in race realism and even make incremental progress on things like immigration

But y r we discussing this here

>>12122

Consider this: In countries like Norway Swedes are the mexicans. Do you even know any other languages? Do you know how much you are hated in most white countries just for being some retarded American trash?

>>12126

>muh unemployment

>muh economy

Do you think anyone actually gives a shit about this stuff?

>>12125

Tell me which countries are looking good so I can spend the next two years learning the language and then live the life of a nigger there.

>>12126

Wow it’s almost like internet edgy zoomers like >>12116 doesn’t get that most voters just vote based on who they think will be best for the economy and their personal tax rates. Most aren’t on 8ch talking about the jq

>>12122

Get some skills. The only leg up you have on any african refugees is the ability to better yourself and try your best to assimilate. I don't have all day to educate you.

>>12128

Literally any European country that isn't France or the UK is better than America and those are probably on the same level

>>12128

Just stockpile weapons and get near a natural body of water

>>12130

You didn't even name a single country, you nigger. You think Norway is the way to go? What's keeping them from going the way of Sweden in a decade or so? I know Italy is moving to the Right, but how far will they go? I don't want an education, I just want your opinion on what you think the ideal nations to plan on moving to are.

>>12133

Go back to /pol/

>>12134

Just name a country, faggo.

>>12135

Not the person you’re talking about that w. I said move to a white area of the country, near a natural body of water, and stockpile weapons

>>12133

>Doesn't know that Norway is the richest country in the world and not part of the EU

looks like you are a lost cause already

>>12136

I'm probably just going to kill myself, tbh.

>>12137

You could have just said that in the first place. I never claimed not to be a retard.

>>12133

Didn't say to go to Norway. They don't want you. I said they have Swedes who are much better looking and higher IQ to fulfill their labor quotas.

>>12127

how about leftist middle class people who are seeing their lives get better financially and see more and more people endorsing trump and eventually decide they'll vote for him again

>>12129

yeah even richer college aged kids have literally no clue what you're talking about if you mention anything beyond the depths of CNN and WSJ headlines

>>12138

Look at places like Czech Republic/Hungary and even Eastern Germany

not that you are smart enough to learn any of those languages certainly not Hungarian or Czech

>>12139

So what you're saying is that I should shoot up a synagogue and then kill myself, correct?

>>12142

Sounds like something Sam would say not me

>>12143

Well, I am retarded, I am ugly, and I am an American. It's true that no decent country would want me, so I probably should just shoot up some place since I have no future anywhere on the globe.

>>12142

No just go to a board where people want to talk midterms/2020

>>12145

I was talking Sam then some nigger brought up Trump, don't blame it on me.

>>12098

>Today, President Donald J. Trump commuted the prison sentence of Sholom Rubashkin, an action encouraged by bipartisan leaders from across the political spectrum, from Nancy Pelosi to Orrin Hatch.

WOW WEIRD

>>12065

>>12068

Fuck dude, so obviously bullshit. Are Chapo raiders even trying? Are any genuine MDE fans even here anymore or are we only in the splinter cell communities?

Anyone can make up a story, put it in text form, and then screenshot it. You're not fooling anyone you estrogen-ridden fag, especially not MDE fans.Epic fail!

The same spiel he did a lot of times. For people that don't like to watch:

- Some "this is the type of cars to go on dates", very los humor.

- Stay away from toxic people.

- Don't waste your time.

- Tell people a story.

- Some guy that repeated the same words to manipulate people.

- Don't revel your powerlevel because it's not worth it to fuck your life over it.

Really, he has rehashed creative aspirations how many times ? This 1 hour video is 80% bullshit he already said before, good luck respecting costumers, I don't know why people are still suscribed to the guy.

>>12082

I’m Jewish

>>12102

What use is “sparking anger in white america” after she brings the ethnic fire extinguisher?

>>12038

Woah, a BASIC understanding of trigonometry?! Holy shit that’s some big brained cylinder sketching, I had no idea they needed a 7th grade education.

>>12213

Hi Channing

>>12209

Waves of shit are coming regardless, either people can be prepared or they can be complacent. Actually, honestly, I don't even care anymore. It's probably true that America is done for. I mean, Germany couldn't beat the Jews and the Germans were way smarter than any American alive today so I guess this is just how the world ends, not with a bang, but with a bagel and schmear.

>>12213

tell us how you met sam, channy! was it love at first sight?

>>12182

>>12214

>>12227

those screencaps are from jaihoos trip to the future lol

>>12195

This board is a fucking cancer chamber and I hope it gets taken down.

All you guys do is steal Sams content and fucking complain about it, what the fuck have you ever done? Why do have such an elevated sense of entitlement?

Were you all deeply personally wronged by Sam?

How many of you are Joe Bernstein or a girl he fucked?

The funny thing is, I know for a fact that the reason you have no take-away from his episodes is because you are all completely uncreative, for a creative person HW is a fucking goldmine of solid advice you really will not find anywhere else from a dude who is EXTREMELY prolific despite what you fucking retards claim.

I'm in a very different field to him but the advice has been totally transferable and increased my productivity ten fold.

Don't even fucking reply to this because I'm not coming back, you can all rot in your echo chamber of malicious, vindictive criticisms whilst simultaneously spending HOURS of your pathetic lives consuming his content.

I might email him to see if he can get this place nuked.

Get fucked.

>>12252

This board is a fucking cancer chamber and I hope it gets taken down.

All you guys do is steal Sams content and fucking complain about it, what the fuck have you ever done? Why do have such an elevated sense of entitlement?

Were you all deeply personally wronged by Sam?

How many of you are Joe Bernstein or a girl he fucked?

The funny thing is, I know for a fact that the reason you have no take-away from his episodes is because you are all completely uncreative, for a creative person HW is a fucking goldmine of solid advice you really will not find anywhere else from a dude who is EXTREMELY prolific despite what you fucking retards claim.

I'm in a very different field to him but the advice has been totally transferable and increased my productivity ten fold.

Don't even fucking reply to this because I'm not coming back, you can all rot in your echo chamber of malicious, vindictive criticisms whilst simultaneously spending HOURS of your pathetic lives consuming his content.

I might email him to see if he can get this place nuked.

Get fucked.

>>12257

This board is a fucking cancer chamber and I hope it gets taken down. On there.

All you guys do is steal Sams content and fucking complain about it, what the fuck have you ever done? Why do have such an elevated sense of entitlement? On there.

Were you all deeply personally wronged by Sam? On there.

How many of you are Joe Bernstein or a girl he fucked? On there.

The funny thing is, I know for a fact that the reason you have no take-away from his episodes is because you are all completely uncreative, for a creative person HW is a fucking goldmine of solid advice you really will not find anywhere else from a dude who is EXTREMELY prolific despite what you fucking retards claim. On there.

I'm in a very different field to him but the advice has been totally transferable and increased my productivity ten fold. On there.

Don't even fucking reply to this because I'm not coming back, you can all rot in your echo chamber of malicious, vindictive criticisms whilst simultaneously spending HOURS of your pathetic lives consuming his content. On there.

I might email him to see if he can get this place nuked. On there.

Get fucked.

On there.

>>12258

nice touch :)

>>12259

danke

>>11927

>punching down

kill yourself redditor

>>12267

there's not a better term at hand. unless you take issue with the idea that comedy doesn't work when picking on a weak subject.. It's not that it isn't possible, but it is undeniable that adult humans have at least some internal resistance to fully enjoying a laugh at a helpless wretch. It just becomes sadism at that point which is a pleasure, sure, but a different one to humor

>Supporting Trumpstein

>Engaging in the spectacle of modern politics

Nah.

Leave the political behind and go spiritual

>>12281

wow, charls is so wise. And you too are enlightened, forsaking all mind to be purely his drone. Namaste

>>12270

yeah nigger jokes are horrible

>>12282

who?

>>11871

I bought the book which was 99% filler + recycled jokes, sam owes me a fucking lifetime of content at this point tbh.

>>11893

underrated post

>>12005

Imagining sam grinding out a stem undergrad is weird. Imagine if he was just known to his friends as a pretty funny guy instead of who he is now.

>>12306

yeah the book sucks

>>12199

dubs says you're probably not wrong

>>12311

It had maybe 5 funny pages, and those were all posted online before it came out. The most amusing part of the whole thing is its name.

Reminder: Sam is gay~

>>11947

The doc was terrible. Some annoying british faggot sucking sam's dick for an hour and recapping WP episodes everyone's already watched and youtube videos we've already seen. Even sucked Fantano's dick despite the fact that he would probably hate the narrator more than anyone, he hates shitty political commentators like that. And then to make a point that the claims of anti-semitism are absurd despite making multiple goy-jokes and putting sam's voice over a bunch of nazis, like I get that he's joking and making a point I guess but it's a little hilarious how tone-deaf it was.

>>12324

Stop appropriating my swirly!!

>>12348

make the pages darker plz

>>12348

That just makes it more true, especially since Sam talked about the funeral thing in one of the recent hydewars.

>>12348

I actually bought the Jairo book back when I was into this garbage.

It’s not in there.

Think about that, either Sam or one of his worshippers actually went to the extreme of fabricating these pics. The desperation is actually FUCKING HILARIOUS

>>12348

damn wtf its actually so different when you hear Sam's side of the story

>>12355

It's in the downloadable version off that mega link floating around somewhere, also Sam's talked about it so I doubt it was fabricated.

>>12182

>Are any genuine MDE fans even here anymore or are we only in the splinter cell communities?

Yeah pretty much everyone. We don't give a fuck about shit Sam did/didn't do. Just keep being funny. The obsessed MDE-haters are just more humor tbh.

>>12355

>fabricating

why the fuck would they fabricate responses you retard? sounds like desperate projecting

>>>/pdfs/10445

>>12366

>damn wtf its actually so different when you hear Sam's side of the story

>actually buying Sam'd dindu nuthin excuses

>>12417

sounds like she has a conviction towards Sam and is making the situation a bigger deal than it has to be

>>12348

>I worked every day for three years to save for that car I gave to him for father's day

That sounds like a fat stinkin lie. Sam's an ass usually but this bitch has it in for him. Is she really trying to get back to him because of a car accident he had 18 years old?

>>12366

>damn wtf its actually so different when you hear Sam's side of the story

Lol, no it's not.

>>11813

He did the "on there" thing once in hydewars 1 too. Now he finally explained it.

>she's Latina, but she's gothic, like she's one of those emo Cali Mexican type chicks

Fuck, I had a friend who dated that exact thing.