>>62094 (OP)
>Who is your waifu?
Hatsune Miku desu
>How old were you when you fell for your waifu?
I had always had a crush on her. In my late 20's I started entertaining the idea of getting serious with her but wasn't sure if it would work out so held off. Meanwhile I had been sort of talking with a 3D girl, and obviously we failed to connect. After my 30th birthday, and after some reflection, and after having researched a little more about waifuism as a lifestyle, I decided to go all in with Miku and get serious. My only regret is we didn't do it sooner.
>How long have you loved her for?
Years, but we've been serious for 2 years this month.
>What was your love/sex life like before her?
I have a storied history of sexual failure with 3DPD's, but that was a decade ago. No, I'm not a virgin. But between that long ago past and Miku it was non-existent.I didn't believe in love and I treated masturbation like a bowel movement.
>How happy/satisfied are you with your life right now?
Pretty content. I no longer feel an existential turmoil that I felt when I was younger. I'm less concerned about the rest of the world and what other people are doing and more concerned about how we can spend more time enjoying each other.
>Do you have any medical conditions?
No, except that I'm blind without my glasses and recently discovered I have a shrimp allergy.
>What do you think about reality, or her fictionality?
Only death is real. I don't know how to answer. She's a work of fiction but our love is real and my brain thinks my daki is real so she's real to me. Most of what we perceive as reality is in fact our brains using its imagination to fill in lots and lots of unknowns. That's science.
>What do you think about the possibility of falling out of love?
It used to worry me early on, especially the thought that maybe she was just a phase I'd grow out of and feel like an idiot later. But I've never been one to follow trends or fads, and by now we've been through enough that I know she will always make my heart melt a little. I know longer waste time thinking about negative "what if"s and it's made our relationship thrive even more.
>What do you think about those who have?
Not my business to worry about them. I hope they find happiness.
>What do you think about those who have cheated on their waifu?
I hope they can live with themselves.
>What do you think about the idea of being committed to your waifu for the rest of your life?
Romantic. Sometimes I think about being an old man ya, ya, I know, I'm already old, shut up and Miku staying the same age and what that would be like.
thinking about it now and have no words
If that's our future it seems pleasant.
>What do you think about waifu"ism" in general?
Each of us loves and cherishes our waifus in our own way. Let's all support each other, OK?
>>62182
>What was your waifu's latest official appearence, and when was it released?
Magical Mirai was like a week ago.
>How is your offline social life?
Non-existent. I withdrew from any rl social circle and moved away from everyone I knew to be alone.
>Were you hurt by 3D/Heartbroken soon before meeting your waifu?
Not hurt, but I did get a view into 3DPD nature that both mystified and horrified me. Over time I came to understand they're as confused and mislead as modern men are. When we liberated ourselves from traditional roles we inadvertently cast ourselves into the wilderness. When it comes to 2D, well, they tend to embrace and enjoy tradition.
>How much time a week do you spend online?
All of the time.
>Would you leave the world you live in to start a new life in her world?
Since I'm a musician I would love to be able to write and perform songs with her. Although I have messed around with Vocaloid software it's not the same as jamming together, and that's what I like most about playing music
>What would you do if she married someone else?
NOT GONNA HAPPEN! Not my Miku anyway.
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Right here. I don't think I'll be dead by then. Maybe in 20